Moyles, Chris Filmography

• Don't Stop Me Now
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Guest Judge
• Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• National Television Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Jesus Christ Superstar - Live Arena Tour
  2012, role: actor , character name: King Herod
• John Bishop's Sport Relief Hell
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shed Seven: 'What Goes on Tour...'
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Children in Need Rocks Manchester
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 50 Funniest Moments of 2010
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Million Pound Bike Ride: A Sport Relief Special
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• When Moyles Met the Radio 1 Breakfast DJs
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Davina McCall: A Comedy Roast
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• When Moyles Met the Radio 1 Breakfast DJs
  2010, role: writer
• Sport Relief 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Peter Andre: Going It Alone
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Kilimanjaro: The Big Red Nose Climb
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Children in Need Rocks the Royal Albert Hall
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Kenny Everett: Licence to Laugh
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Vodafone Live Music Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Live Earth
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief 2007: The Big One
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2006 Greatest Hits
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• It Started with... Swap Shop
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The X Factor: Battle of the Stars
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Vodafone Live Music Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief: Red Nose Night Live 05
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sport Relief 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Reverse-a-Word
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Wimbledon
  2004, role: actor , character name: Radio 1 DJ
• Band Aid 20: Justice, Not Charity
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Variety Club Showbusiness Awards 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Radio Personality of the Year
• A Tribute to Countdown: 3000 and Counting
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 100 Greatest Kids TV Shows
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Casting Couch
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Villa
  1999, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The Big Breakfast
  1992, role: actor , character name: Guest Presenter

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Dicky Tum - Chris Moyles
• Not That Polite (feat. Olly Murs) - Chris Moyles
• Bimbo Girl - Chris Moyles
• Big Bum - Chris Moyles
• I Predict A Diet - Chris Moyles
• Hepburn - Cake In The Freezer - Chris Moyles
• Goodbye Geri - Chris Moyles
• Davina Mccall - Chris Moyles
• Pissed - Chris Moyles
• Chris Moyles - Chris Moyles
• Track 5 - Chris Moyles
• Addicted To Plaice - Chris Moyles
• Insane (feat. Gary Barlow) - Chris Moyles
• An Album By Chris Moyles (feat. Pixie Lott) - Chris Moyles
• S Club 7 - Roach Skins & Weed - Chris Moyles
• Shaggy Calls For A Taxi - Chris Moyles
• Dogs Don't Kill People - Chris Moyles
• The Boy Does Plenty - Chris Moyles
• Charity Song - Chris Moyles
• The Ballad Of Tesco - Chris Moyles

I've got the feeling my stomach is heaving, boy now
I'm really scared,
Must have been something I've eaten, now it's
repeating, my guts are in need of repair,
So now I'm in trouble, I feel the rumble, I gotta be
prepared,
and I know it's true if I don't find a loo, it could
go everywhere,
Cos I need to go, and I'm scared it's about to blow,
Wish I hadn't had, that chicken tikka and shish kebab,
(Chorus)
Bad chicken tikka, I've got a dicky tum, cos I need to
go the loo and I'm gonna have to run,
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home, cos my bums
about to explode,
Oh bad chicken tikka, I've got a dicky tum, cos I need
to go the loo and I'm gonna have to run,
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home, cos my bums
about to explode..
I'm on my way home, this journey is so long, will I
ever get there,
Seem to be walking forever, my ass ain't too clever,
the whole day just isn't fair,
Cos you know I'm no liar, my arse is on fire, this
really ain't any fun,
Cos I need to go soon and I'm feeling marooned, in the
street with a dicky tum,
Cos I need to go, and I'm scared it's about to blow,
Wish I hadn't had, that chicken tikka and shish kebab,
(Chorus)
I just need to get me home, and sit upstairs on my
porcelain throne,
Even though I've lowered the tone, gonna blow off like
a big trombone,
I just need to get me home, and sit upstairs on my
porcelain throne,
Even though I've lowered the tone, gonna blow off like
a big trombone,
(Chorus)

My name is Olly, people think that i'm a cheeky chappy.
But the truth is that i'm not always happy,
sometimes things just get on my nerves!
Traffic wardens, stupid people really **** me off,
Get on my **** really wish that they would just **** ***!
I can't help saying nasty words.
Let me tell ya now oooooooh
Come on baby,
The truth is im not really that polite!
So come on oooooooh
Let me tell ya,
The truth is im not really that polite!
Listen
Shop assistants they don't have a ******* clue,
Call centres and stepping in dog poo.
**** me it just gets on my ****!
Politicians and merchant bankers,
They're just a bunch of massive *******!
I'd like to **** into their *****.
When I get like this,
Angry yeah mad when i really shouldn't give a ****
I know just what,
I need to do,
**** with ***** the whole night through yeah!
Let me tell ya now oooooooh
Come on baby,
The truth is im not really that polite!
So come on oooooooh
Let me tell ya,

Hiya Bimbo
Oh sod off
You wanna go for a ride
Look I've told you
Come on
Just 'cause I'm a girl, does not mean I'm a bimbo
I have blonde hair, that means you care
I just have to smile, your pants stick out a mile
You think you can have me, you sad pervy
Come on silly, touch my - Leave it
I look like a doll, some say quite horrible
But you like me, I'm a bike-me
Come here for a ride,you've something you can't hide
I know what you men are, have you got a tenner
I'm a sad bimbo girl, the thickest in the world
I am dim, I am thick and I'm easy
You're a doll, rock and roll, your fake breasts will
explode
And at school, you failed your GCSE
But I'm nice, and I'm cute
And I like the smell of brut
I'm a bimbo girl, in a bimbo world
Yes I'm tempting, but my head is empty
You can buy me stuff, three cars is not enough
'Cause you really want me, I'll spend all your money
Come on bimbo, let's go limbo
Just get stuffed
Come on bimbo, let's go limbo
Come on bimbo, let's go limbo
I've forgotten the question
Come on bimbo, let's go limbo
Erm... what
I am just a nice girl and my hair is in curls
And I know it looks blonde, but I dyed it
You look good, you look neat, I'm hungry, let me eat
Page ninteen of this book, can we try it
You get stuffed, you sad prat
I will break if I do that
I can't bend in that way

Look at me baby, I'm a sex machine,
I may look really dirty, but I keep my undies clean,
Hardly knew I'd been around for years,
But I still go out drinking beers,
Now don't you dare laugh cause you think I'm old,
I spank the ladies' bottoms cause I'm very very bold,
My ass is getting flabby, but I ain't gonna worry,
Cause baby I go news for you.
(Chorus)
Big bum, big bum, I've a big bum,
I may be over 60 but I still turn ladies on,
Big bum, Big bum, I've a big bum,
It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1.
Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm,
Put your hands on my ass cheeks and my bum will keep
you warm,
It's big, it's hot, it's like a radiator,
Baby check me out cause I'm a sexy alligator,
Ladies out there, listening to me,
I've had a sexy bottom since the age of 23,
And yes I must react to claims that my -
Ass was put together in a factory in Dubai
(chorus#2)
Big bum, big bum, I've a big bum,
I may look like a grandad but i'm still out having fun,
Big bum, Big bum, I've a big bum,
It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1.
[x2]
Big bum, big bum, I've a big bum,
it looks good in my trousers and its voted Number 1
Big bum, Big bum, I've a big bum,

Ohhhh... I hear a rumble in my tummy,
My cravings are really not funny,
I check to see if I have money,
Kebab and some sauce that is runny,
Don't think I can carry on further,
I'm needing a coke and a burger,
For fries I've become a goat herder,
Gerdy Gerdy ah...
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah, ah ah, la la lalala la,
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
Ohhh... My clothes that look longer do fit me,
Because I'm becoming a fatty,
I tell my wide waist to line burgins,
I'm looking like Christopher Biggins,
Need to get me some exercise,
Stop dreaming lots about large fries,
Get in the gym and start running,
To burn some more calories...
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah, ah ah, la la lalala la,
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
And if you really can't see your feet,
Then you've got to stop munching on
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat-tah!!!
Ohhh.. don't think I can carry on further,
I'm needing a coke and a burger,
For fries I become a goat herder,
Gerdy Gerdy ah...
(Bloated)
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
La-la-la, ah ah, lalala
laaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
I like burgers and I like fries,
But they have to be supersize!
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet
I Predict A Diet

Come around for tea, let's have a meal
It will be great
I'll cook the food, you bring the wine
See you at eight
I want pasta (I want pasta)
Is that okay (is that okay)
Then if you're good (then if you're good)
There's cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer
I like to cook, I am dead good
My mum taught me
I've cooked roast beef, I've have cooked lamb
Since I was three (since I was three)
I want souffl (I want souffl)
Washed down with beer (washed down with beer)
Then for desert ()
There's cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer
Don't turn up late, I will be hurt
And you may find your food is burnt
I want pasta (I want pasta)
Is that okay (is that okay)
I want souffl (I want souffl)
Washed down with beer (washed down with beer)
I want pasta (I want pasta)
Is that okay (is that okay)
Then if you're good (then if you're good)
There's cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer

Now listen ginger nuts
We are glad that you've gone
'Cause we never liked your
Your evil ways
We had to pretend
Because we were told to
You know that it's better now
The money goes four ways
Go get a new job with then UN
Stay with George Michael

I think you're fit on the TV
I know you're married but not to me
I'll make you laugh but that is all
Why can't I be Mr McCall?
Oh I
Just think that you should really try
And find me a bit more physically attractive
Oh I
Think I could be the one to make you finally come
around
I wish you'd come around
Oh come on please pop around
[Chorus]
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball
I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your spunky monkey
Oh please Davina McCall
Pick up the phone give me a call
Oh Davina McCall
You know you want to try me out
But you are scared of who'll find out
Don't worry love
Its not that bad
I'll be the best two minutes you have ever had
Oh I
Am thinking that you secretly quite fancy
A bit of tubby loving action
Oh I
Think you should just follow your heart
And finally realise
I'll make you some mince pies
And you know you want to try
[Chorus]
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball
I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your spunky monkey
Oh please Davina McCall
Pick up the phone give me a call
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
Yeah you and me would have some fun
But not a word on Radio One
I see you in my dreams
Like apple pie with lots of cream
[Chorus]
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball
I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your spunky monkey
Oh please Davina McCall
Pick up the phone give me a call