A chief executive officer (CEO, American English), managing director (MD, British English),executive director (ED, American English) for non-profit organizations, or chief executive is the highest-ranking corporate officer (executive) or administrator in charge of total management of an organization. An individual appointed as a CEO of a corporation, company, organization, or agency typically reports to the board of directors.
The responsibilities of an organization's CEO (US) or MD (UK) are set by the organization's board of directors or other authority, depending on the organization's legal structure. They can be far-reaching or quite limited and are typically enshrined in a formal delegation of authority.
Typically, the CEO/MD has responsibilities as a communicator, decision maker, leader, and manager. The communicator role can involve the press and the rest of the outside world, as well as the organization's management and employees; the decision-making role involves high-level decisions about policy and strategy. As a leader, the CEO/MD advises the board of directors, motivates employees, and drives change within the organization. As a manager, the CEO/MD presides over the organization's day-to-day, month-to-month, and year-to-year operations.
Plot
Adam is a seemingly ordinary guy in a very extraordinary universe. He lives humbly trying to make ends meet, but his romantic spirit holds on to the memory of a girl he loved once upon a time from another world, an inverted affluent world with its own gravity, directly above but beyond reach... a girl named Eden. Their childhood flirtation becomes an impossible love. But when he catches a glimpse of grownup Eden on television, nothing will get in the way of getting her back... Not even the law or science!
Keywords: amnesia, aunt-nephew-relationship, ballroom-dancing, beauty-treatment, cable-car, caught-in-the-rain, childhood, corporation, erlenmeyer-flask, fired-from-job
Two worlds. One future.
Adam: Up-top, they always win, And down-below, we always fail.
Bob Boruchowitz: We're 90 percent water, right? So I've combined upper and lower inversion with a hyper infusion, yeah? Yeah.
[first lines]::Adam: The universe, so full of wonders. I could spend hours and hours looking up at the sky. So many stars, so many mysteries. And there's one very special star that makes me think of one very special person. Now let me tell you my story.
Adam: Gravity, they say you can't fight it. Well, I disagree. What if love was stronger than gravity.
Plot
It is at a Deaf club that a low immersion Virtual Reality system engineer, JASON SMITH, encountered the odd mannered, eccentric, and wicked anarchist for the first time. She had this peculiar way of leading a bunch of male fans into following her around everywhere she went. At first, it didn't seem to peak his interest until he saw one of the fans dropping his video-gadget. Destination: At Dawn, at the Lees bus station. Early in the morning, the Lee's bus station is quiet and empty. There are no buses or any people around. It is by surprise that he sees one of the anarchist's fans showing up and stealing his video-gadget before running away. He follows him with difficulty until he appears in front of the anarchist's special store, uPlump (In American Sign Language (ASL) it means "you (u) sign fluently (plump)"). When entering the store, he notices all the specially designed gadgets that are made for both the Hearing and Deaf individuals in favour of the Deaf culture. Then suddenly, the wicked anarchist signals him, already expecting him. She convinces him to try her secret innovation the same day at 9:00pm. The location of her new innovation is behind the uPlump store where there is an entrance leading to a strange underground hallway. This is where JASON SMITH, the low immersion VR engineer, took awareness of this newly invented VR game. But, what he didn't know, was that VICTORIA MERLE, the wicked anarchist, knew that JASON SMITH would be tempted to copy her secretly patented VR system. In fact, that's exactly why she wants him to "test" it. Because, once you test it, there's no turning back, you're under intensive brainwashing.
Keywords: american-sign-language, virtual-reality
An Hi-Tech anarchist taking control over the mind of a corrupted conformist.
1st Canadian American Sign Language Feature
Plot
A series of scenes that focus specially on a single idea, emotion or act us. In the absence of interfering qualities this film is able to take one factoring influence and amplify it to absurd and hilarious proportions. Each scene gives us an uninterrupted view at some of the more unglamorous characteristics that in the end determine who we are, both as individuals and as a thread in the patchwork of the collective human unconscious.
Keywords: absurdism, alienation, bathtub, black-comedy, bomber, brass-band, broken-crockery, business-meeting, dog, dream
Mia: Serving non-alcoholic beer with food that smells so good. It's torture!::Uffe's mother.: I only want what's best for you.::Mia: Best! Is this what's best for me? Enduring this damned existance... with all the shit and deceit and wickedness and staying sober? How can you expect or even want a single poor bugger to put up with it without being drunk? It's inhuman. Only a sadist would demand that.
The psychiatrist: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. [examines the large stack of patient's files] I am a psychiatrist. I have been for 27 years. I'm completely worn out. Year after year, listening to patients who aren't satisfied with their lives, who want to have fun, who want me to help them with that - it wears you out, I can tell you. My life isn't exactly a lot of fun either. People demand so much. That's the conclusion I've drawn after all these years. They demand to be happy, at the same time as they are egocentric, selfish, and ungenerous. Well, I would like to be honest. I would like to say that they are quite simply mean, most of them. Spending hour after hour in therapy, trying to make a mean person happy... There's no point. You can't do it. I've stopped doing it. These days, I just prescribe pills. The stronger, the better.
Anna: Forgive those who only think of themselves. Forgive those who are greedy and cheap. And those who deceive and cheat or grow rich by paying miserable wages. Dear lord, forgive them. Forgive them. And Lord, forgive those who humiliate and desecrate. Forgive those who torture and kill. Forgive those who bomb and destroy cities and villages. Forgive those who are dishonest, those who lie and are false. Forgive governments who withhold the truth from the people. Dear Lord, forgive them. Forgive those who are heartless, merciless, and quick to pass judgment. Please Lord, forgive them. Forgive courts that pass sentences which are too harsh or convict the innocent. Forgive them.::The minister: Anna... We have to close and lock up now.::Anna: Forgive newspapers and TV channels that mislead. That distract attention from that which is important. Dear Lord, forgive them.::The minister: There now, Anna. We have to close and lock up now.::Anna: Dear Lord, forgive them. Forgive them.
Mia: I'm a miserable wench, on an ugly bench!
Plot
An extremely stylized sci-fi action short taking place in a near-future of corporate intrigue and skilled mercenaries. Featuring martial arts, dazzling effects, and an expressionistic visual style, the film attempts to create a new vision of sci-fi cinema. A warrior is thrown into a new assignment while his corporate masters fear the destruction of their technological creations. While escorting his company's prodigy developer to an exchange meeting, the warrior must protect the company's interests against a clever attack from terrorists.
Plot
Comedy veterans and co-creators Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza capitalize on their insider status and invite over 100 of their closest friends--who happen to be some of the biggest names in entertainment, from George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg and Drew Carey to Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget, Paul Reiser and Sarah Silverman--to reminisce, analyze, deconstruct and deliver their own versions of the world's dirtiest joke, an old burlesque too extreme to be performed in public, called "The Aristocrats."
Keywords: 2000s, 69-sex-position, aborted-fetus, accent, amish, anal-sex, anilingus, anti-semitism, anus, aristocrat
A family walks into a talent agent's office. What happens next is . . .
100 Superstar Comedians. One Very Dirty Joke.
No Nudity No Violence Unspeakable Obscenity
100 Comedians. One Very Dirty Joke.
Sarah Silverman: Joe Franklin loved The Aristocrats. He was like our rehearsal director when dad and my brother weren't there, and my mother and my nana weren't there. I was on his show... he said it wasn't a taped show, but we, like, did a show... yeah, it was his office. But he had a bed in it, like a couch... that he called "Uncle Joe's Bed for Little People", because a couch is like a bed for little people, y'know... Joe Franklin raped me.
Robin Williams: This is a joke that's pretty much exclusive to show business. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you cunt!"
Carrie Fisher: My mother was a golden shower queen.
Bob Saget: Can I get a copy of this? I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House".
Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agent's office and says that he has an act...
Kyle: Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to...::Cartman: [cutting off Kyle] Kyle! Will you hold on, please.
Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it.::Cartman: [pauses] Neither do I.
Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me?::Kyle: No.
[as she gropes two stuffed animals]::Rita Rudner: Where did these people find employment? How did they develop this act? What made them think that this... this was entertaining?
Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80!
Plot
In New York, the ambitious Dr. Jack Byron and his associate Gordon Mitchell present the research of his assistant Sam Rogers to the CEO and board of directors of a corporation to sponsor a scientific expedition to Borneo. The objective is to find a flower, Blood Orchid, that flourishes for a couple of weeks every seven years and could be a fountain of youth, prolonging the expectation of life of human beings. They are succeeded and once in Borneo, they realize that it is the raining season and there is no boat available to navigate on the river. They pay US$ 50,000.00 to convince Captain Bill Johnson and his partner Tran to sail to the location. After an accident in a waterfall, the survivors realize that a pack of anacondas have gathered for mating and their nest is nearby the plantation of Blood Orchid, which made them bigger and bigger.
Keywords: anaconda, animal-attack, b-movie, bar, betrayal, blood, boat, boat-accident, borneo, camera
The hunters will become the hunted.
Bill Johnson: It's mating season.::Cole Burris: What so you're tellin' me there's some snake orgy going on in the jungle?::Bill Johnson: Yeah, something like that
Gordon Mitchell: You mention "food" once more and I'm voting you off this island.
Cole Burris: I had this friend, who had this friend who shot documentaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes, and thats a true story::Gordon Mitchell: Come on Cole, you new a guy who new a guy. That's an urban Myth.
Gordon Mitchell: Are you okay now?::Gail Stern: Yeah, I'm fine. And keep your hands off of me!::Gordon Mitchell: It might be hard, but I'll try!
Gail Stern: Hey! Over here bitch!
[last lines]::Gail Stern: So how much further to my bath?::Bill Johnson: Kotabaru? I'd say... another day downriver.::Cole Burris: Another day? I'm not rowing another day, homeboy.::Bill Johnson: All right. Let's see, we got this shortcut right up -::Sam Rogers, Cole Burris, Gail Stern: No!
Gail Stern: Can you hear me now? Shit. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?::Cole Burris: WE can!::Gail Stern: Can you hear me now?::[Gail plunges into the river]::Gordon Mitchell: Hey Gail, can you hear me now?
Dr. Ben Douglas: [the expedition is wading through a marsh - Ben starts humming the theme from "Jaws"] Duuh, dum, duuh, dum. Dum dum dum dum dum dum...::Gail Stern: Stop that, or I swear to God I'll kill you! [Ben gets pulled under the water]
Sam Rogers: We're in the middle of the jungle Jack, at this point your authority is what we say it is.
Cole Burris: I'm so hungry, I'd sell my Grandmother for a tic tac!
Plot
Fact-based story about a landmark legal battle. A woman (Park Overall) learns that her husband has been having a very open affair with his secretary (Laura Innes) and has promised marriage. The wife sues for divorce and also sues the secretary based on an obscure law on alienation of affection, which was created to protect married couples from homewreckers. This sets a new court room consideration, as the culpability of the other woman must be defended and removes from consideration the fault of the married partners.
Lynn: That bitch of an ex-wife of yours is suing me!
Yeah. I don talk so before. Classic!
Hey! I make dough.
Stay fly. I'm fresh and you know
Why.
Emi ni best sugbon e fe funmi ni
Crown. Kikokan eni ta
ti gbe niyawo tan pelu gown. E
Doun. Your flow is so fake
like clown. Let me teach you how
We get down. We run this
town. Fresh and aint looking
Real stressed. Mo da bi omo
titun ti won se bi. Look at me.
Yes. Igbo, shayo, ashewo.
This is how we living, o le pa mi
Layo (layo). Misofunyin
Entertainment emi ni CEO. Mi
O like olopa, mi sere pelu
DPO. Awon eyan wa mi kiri bi diamond.
Boy so good, so fresh
so dayanmo. Eyin lowo e le na so
Ekosi. Ice on my wrist, se
you no dey see my Gucci? Temi ni
Omo na ki lo mo nipa omo na.
Very silly omona, you-don't-know-something
Omona.
Lets go. One million. Two million.
Three million. Five
million. This one is your million?
Other ones my million.
Struggling, striving,
And touring, and traveling.
Get that doe, aye yo
We fly like we javelin.
These niggas rambling, unreaveling
Get stomped.
These mammals like a camel
Leave his back full of hump.
You, lil chump betta buckle up
Or cover ya face
Cuz we gone chop knuckle.
Toughen up!
Definition of a street dream,
Popa bottle.
Only time you floss,
Is when you keep ya teeth clean.
And I love the freaky ladies but...
You gotta be fresh like a babys butt.
So move to the loser spot.
You gone lose ya spot.
Dark poets hot (let em know)
Dark Poet,, Dagrin
Any nigga talk shit,
He hit in the chin
I need everybody to rep where they from right now
(Rep you hood)
Missofunyin Entertainment
Baby. Classic tune. Sossick.
Ogun (ya'll fresh ya'll fly).
Benin city (ya'll fresh
ya'll fly). Lagos (we fresh we
Fly). Abuja (we fresh we
fly). Ibadan (ya'll fresh ya'll
Fly). PH (ya'll fresh
ya'll fly). Jos (ya'll fresh
Ya'll fly) Aba (ya'll fresh
ya'll fly). Imo (we fresh we fly).
Oyo (ya'll fresh ya'll
fly). Warri (already know ya'll
Fly).
Make dough oh oh. K Style. Ladies
And gentlemen. Classic
[Hook: Nipsey Hussle]
Look I'm a all money in CEO,
Witch means that fly money is the life I chose,
And they say I think I'm the shit,
But I don't think I kno,
Cause ain't nobody gave us nuttin we just got our own, [x2]
[Nipsey Hussle:]
We standin on the coutches poppin bottles smokin weed,
Fuckin bitches lovin life makin money countin cheese,
Flow safe cubin links more cake u would think,
It's our birth day bitches thirsty but we never let em drink,
First class leather seats blue guccis on my feet,
Or either chuck taylors get money fuck haters,
Wus up to chuck taylor my nigga compton menace,
Ate all black wall forever ya'll my niggas,
Lax fifty cities wuts next volume thrizzy,
Then december twenty second south central state of mizzy,
I bet a hundred thousand that I fuck up the city,
The king of L.A. is young Nipsey,
And if I'm not I'm so hot I feel I got that right,
A nigga slept him that day and he got shot that night,
Choices to consequences if I chip him it's life,
So gettin back for me is like... fuckin his wife,
Imagine that to transition from slauson to my position got a deal went to jail my bro wus fresh up out of prison,
And niggas looked like I fuck off wut I was givin,
But the truth is I'm not used to this new way I make my livin,
And since I can't rewind back to dime sacks and shoot outs and cadillacs a young nigga gotta rap,
And goin through it I still knew that I was that nigga plus the walls on my condo need a plack,
[Hook:]
Look I'm a all money in CEO,
Witch meens that fly money is the life I chose
[Yung Brodee:]
I'm a fly money all money in individual,
Pullin racks out for a little bit of visual,
Independent money but they swear we some criminals,
CEO a couple mills is wut 'm gettin to,
And I'm all ways workin deals in the livin room,
Cannin dirty money still I think we need a bigger room,
And when they see me they say quick wut do that nigga do,
Bu they can tell that I'm all about some revenues,
Spend quick never sit like residue,
A rock will show these niggas wut my good credit do,
700 or higher u can't clone that,
Heard u on a record label already owns that,
Something bout Brodee I ain't never gave a loan back,
Never had to pay that,
Get that money asap,
Had a big dream like pushin up in a maybach,
On my J Brown shit yea the big payback,
Dirty money were I'm from never should u trase that,
And we coppin property u losin we replace that,
[Kid Cali:]
And I'm on,
Friendinesh put that on the sinernet,
All money in I'm droppin after Nip ain't that some shit,
They can't believe it's not butter,
The nigga in the mix like apple pucker,
Fresh off the movie set phil in her hooters next,
Wut the fuck did u expect,
Nigga we the best like fuck the rest,
I whip a bitch I hit the switch I'm the shit yea I admit I'm a dog I'm a ass I last,
That nigga bust fast he trash,
'm gone n them upper rooms,
Dodgin all them dummy dudes,
Duckin all them sucker niggas,
Gotta get toughe nigga,
I try to tell u lil mama I ain't that other nigga,
Wait wholed up them niggas got me fucked up,
Talkin bout I lucked,
Up really wut the fuck is up,
Back on that bullshit gettin my Mr. Hanky on,
Duck duck deuce nigga,
Who the fuck is u nigga,
Flyer than a sum bitch I run shit,
Naw I ain't the CEO but I be in them videos,
Fuckin all them groupie hos,
I'm nigga douby toe,
Wings spread watch em shed nigga yeaarly,
Nigga grizzly like the bear be wearly,
Nigga spend money like a bitch breath air,
U know the feelin when u on weell I'm their welcome to all money in grab a chair
You got an outfit fit for a casket
And someone wants to put it to use
Cause don’t care anything for anyone
The whole story’s not about you
Try these eyes for size take another view
As the wrecking ball rushes towards you
Stuck behind the fence is where you stare
But you don’t know what’s at stake, you were taught not to care
You got an outfit fit for a casket
And someone wants to put it to use
Cause don’t care anything for anyone
The whole story’s not about you
You are just concerned with your fucking self
The unpleasant life of others generates your wealth
Gun to your head, too late for “lesson learned”
The harm’s been done and this man is not concerned
Got an outfit...
Trapped in yourself
Trapped in yourself
Trapped in yourself
Oh he’ll set you free
VERSE 1
The time has come make way for the Italian CEO
Don’t worry where I’m from it’s what I’ve done bro
Believed in the movement, that what I’ve done yo
I have an army of made men like Lucky Luciano
Speaking business suites we go as far back as capono
And I don’t need support I got all my pizannos
Even got respect from the Gods down in Rome
A sleeping giant has awakened we gone
Playas talking it meanwhile making your girl on
The rap Sinatra bringing the rat pack back to your home
And now were making denero the industry we own
And from Sicily to NYC we will be none
CHORUS
We pimpin
We Ballin
We Hustlin
We Lovin it
VERSE 2
Cruisin Malibu girl by my side with a mona lisa smile
To busy making that money I gotta be spending it once and a while
Versace, Gucci, Armani just name any style
Ferrari, Masseratti, Diablo pick any dial
London, LA, Milan got a girl by the aisle
Swiss, America, Japan, a few hundred piles
Just lounging sipping red wine as my nails get filed
The Life of a Casanova King
CHORUS
We pimpin (repeat)
We Ballin ( repeat)
We Hustlin ( repeat)
We Lovin it
VERSE 3
Alls I wanna do is bring some flavour to the game
Tired of the same ol thing its getting kinda lame
Holla if you support the colors from where you came
The Green, the white and red my everything, my flame
Start of a new era, the thrown I will claim
Been working hard for years lord knows im insane
And im never gonna quit till the world knows my name
Were marching in the game leading the phenomenon
Ya wanna catch how im living its on Babylon
In my mansion playing Sopranos on my Trinitron
And all my capos be steadily flowing like exon
I have like 4 or 5 you know where there lips be on
CHORUS
We pimpin (repeat)
We Ballin ( repeat)
We Hustlin ( repeat)
See you walking down the street you look so snappy
Come on baby baby don't you wanna make me happy!
I got I got to get alone with you just to see what it is what it is that
you do!
Oh baby I got I got to get alone with you just to see what it is what it
is that you do!
You're freaking me out you're number one the best
You're my birthday yeah you're my Christmas!
I got I got to get alone with you just to see what it is what it is that
you do!
Oh baby I got I got to get alone with you just to see what it is what it
is that you do!
My brain starts to stutter cause you pop up in it every second
You say you got a girl, call me the homewrecka
And I ain't lyin cause I don't give a fuck
I push the girl right outta the door and wish her good luck
And listen kid you count yourself lucky
You got a blowpop cause I want candy
I got to get alone with you, 24/7 I wanna be on top of you
And yes yes you will be mine all mine
You got a Timex, check it, in 5 minutes we'll be making time
I'm in my prime check it out full grown
Why don't you be McCauley, we could be home alone
I'm not tryin' to tease you I just have to explain
I'm gonna please your body, right and left side of your brain
Yeah it's like that
Now it's gettin kinda late and I really don't feel like waitin
What's the season?
Matin'
I'm packing lots of heat and I ain't talkin' 'bout a gun
Come and take your Mazerati for a test run
Guaranteed for speed but warranteed for a long time
Come on and check the merchandise
I want ya uh uh I want ya
You surprised?
My strawberry's ripe for the pickin'
Not like the colonel but I'm sure finger lickin' good
You're like a paper factory with all of that wood
Could you be mine, would you be mine, won't you be my lover
I gotta get with you see what you do, 'cause baby there ain't no other
I got I got to get alone with you, I got I got to get alone with you
Rich parents and poor hygiene
Born in the 40's to a life of luxury
You sucked all the right cocks well
To get a really nice job your dad can tell
You call home and say you're working late
But there's another thing now that just can't wait...
What a leader the CEO!
His big secret just doesn't show
He pays a girl to get him through
Puts on his diaper and feed him gruel
A big house, the suburban dream you have
A boring ass wife and a daughter crack queen
You drink drive the brand new car
Na djust bribe another cop when you get caught
You whine out loud 'bout the income tax
Because the monthly 5000 Euros never last
What a leader the CEO!
His big secret just doesn't show
He pays a girl to get him through
Puts on his diaper and feed him gruel