Rupert is an animated television series based on the Mary Tourtel character Rupert Bear, produced by Nelvana, Ellipse Programmé and TVS for the first season, with Scottish Television (now STV Central) taken over control when TVS closed. Aired from 1991 to 1997 with 65 half-hour episodes produced. It was broadcast in syndication on YTV in Canada. In the United States, the show first aired on Nickelodeon before moving to CBS [1]; repeats of the series came to qubo's digital service in January 2007. The show was broadcast in the UK on CITV and has recently been re-airing on the satellite and cable channels Tiny Pop and KidsCo. In Australia, the show was broadcast on the ABC public broadcasting network and on TV 2 in New Zealand as part of the Jason Gunn Show.
Plot
Marcus, the owner of a beloved record store, is found dead. Everyone thinks it's suicide but Lewis, one of his clerks who bums around and sleeps in the store. He sets out on a journey through the eccentric world in and around the neighborhood to find the killer.
Keywords: phoenix, vinyl
Blues, Vinyl, and MURDER!
Lewis: I love Travis Tritt. He's the most underrated country singer in America. Haven't you ever heard "Long-Haired Country Boy". Don't you ever, ever question Travis Tritt?
Lewis: It's a record store. It looks better when it's dirty. I wouldn't walk into a clean record store and by a record, no way Jose.
Lewis: Cool music.::Freegan: Best collection in town.::Lewis: Vinyl?::Freegan: Nah, man. Cassettes are making a comeback.
Plot
Injured after committing a bank robbery, John Taylor is desperate to find a place to hide out and approaches the home of Warick Wilson. John manages to get himself invited into the house by posing as a friend of a friend and spinning a sob story of lost luggage and a violent mugging. Inside, Warick, a consummate host, is making the final preparations for an impeccable dinner party. He insists John stay for the party, but as the evening begins it becomes obvious Warick may not be what he first appears.
Keywords: bank-robber, bank-robbery, based-on-short-film, chess, conga-line, convenience-store-robbery, corrupt-police, dinner-party, double-cross, fake-knife
Dinner Parties Are A Dying Art.
Make Sure He Doesn't Serve You Your Last Supper.
Warwick Wilson: It's a cheeky drop.
Warwick Wilson: [threatened at knifepoint] You can't kill me, I'm having a dinner party.
[from trailer]::Warwick Wilson: Lighten up, John! It's a party.
[from trailer]::Warwick Wilson: One, two, three, CONGA!
[from trailer]::Warwick Wilson: Is everyone not enjoying themselves?::John Taylor: [tied to a chair, in an empty room] I can't speak for everyone here, but I'm having a great time.
John Taylor: Why can't you just let me go?::Warwick Wilson: You're my guest. And I'm glad you're here. But you have no one but yourself to blame.
[first lines]::Thief: [with gun] Open the register!
Warwick Wilson: [showing his photo album] Now don't you fret. There's a place for you on every page.
Warwick Wilson: Don't thank me, John. You make things very entertaining.
[last lines]::Warwick Wilson: Oh and Ben? You drink red or white wine?::Det. Morton: Oh. Red.::Warwick Wilson: Fantastic.
Plot
Geoff Wyman is almost 30. But 30 means he should grow up and get a real job, because working at The Chicken Shack won't cut it forever. Freshly dumped by his girlfriend, he moves to Queens, NY, and life in a boring bachelor's pad. That is, until he finally hooks up his phone and ... ring! But that first call is for Annie Danilov. The phone company screwed up by reassigning her old number too quickly. As Geoff is bombarded with calls for Annie, his imagination explodes. Who is she? Where is she? And why is one creepy caller so desperate to find her? But the police don't care, and the calls won't stop. Not until Geoff finds Annie. But does she want to be found?
One ring changed his life.
A Swiss Comedy In Three Beds
Plot
The movie starts off in a futuristic sex club where two sex cops have been called by the club owner because there is a female that is refusing to participate in sexual acts. After the cops dress up as clowns to fulfill the young girls first time sex fantasies they decide to go back in time to see how sex before it was mandatory. Female joins them as the go back in time with each person having sex with two different person. Talk show host, Nerdy Pianist, Three way on wedding night, Busty redhead trying to make contact with her deceased husband through a psychic, a male trying to comment suicide by jumping of a bridge and Super hot blonde mechanic with great tan lines. The officer that ends up having sex with the mechanic falls in love with her and stays behind.
Keywords: blow-job, bored-by-sex, bouquet, budweiser, car-mechanic, clown, cunnilingus, dildo, falling-in-love, fellatio
Judy Kincaid: Fuck me for the ratings.::Trevor Horn: Yeah? What are ratings?
Judy Kincaid: We'll have more of this... oh God... I hope... right after this commercial break.
Judy Kincaid: Fuck the FCC. Fuck me.
There's a little bear like you've never seen before whose
a lot of fun.
Children every where grow to love him more and more he's
the number one.
There's a million stories to be told of the things that,
he's done.
And he's going to share them all if you so come along.
Oh Rupert, Rupert the bear every one sing his name.
Rupert, Rupert the bear every one come and join, in all
of his games
There is Badger Bill, little Tiger Lilly too and a whole
lot more.
They are Rupert's Friends and they are waiting here for
you so unlock the door
There's a magic land not far away and they call it,
Nutwood.
Where you'll meet a little teddy bear if you are good.
Oh Rupert, Rupert the bear every one sing his name.
Rupert, Rupert the bear every one come and join, in all
of his games.
Oh Rupert, Rupert the bear every one sing his name.
Rupert, Rupert the bear every one come and join, in all
of his games.
Sey yuh waan know Rupert
Blouse and skirt (repeat)
Sey yuh waan know Rupert
Blouse and skirt (repeat)
1. Mi get up dis mawning
Sey mi nah ga a nuh work
Put on a pants and a likkle pretty shirt
Yow burn steel wi a go mek a gal splurt
Me hear a man start lick out alert
People dead! Me sey who? - Rupert
Mi go over deh a mi go see him inna dirt
Di way how me bex, mi sey everybody hurt
Mi a di fus' man sey, nuh mek di jeep splurt
A man draw fi a stone outta di dirt
and sey A obstacle must get hurt
Boop an lick a girl in har skirt
Mi hear she shout out Blouse and skirt
Dem deh time blood a decorate di skirt
Rupert
Sey you waa know Rupert
Blouse and skirt (repeat)
Sey yuh waa know Rupert
Blouse and skirt
2. Bop! Bop! shot start fire
A man sey "Hombre come we retire"
Shines say "no man, puncture di tire"
Yeah! Yuh go dweet, cause yuh a Bag-A-Wire
Bop!Bop! more shot start pop
"What is a uzi dat, no is a glock"
Yow! Stop yuh noise man, a chat you love chat?
See smoke deh, a tear gas
Tek yuh sheet dem, move di mattras
Lock di door from di bottom to di top
Mi did wake but mi gone sleep back
Mi naw go out deh fi get nuh gun shot -
Rupert
suh yuh nuh know Rupert, alright
Blouse and skirt
3. Mi a go tell yuh how di youth get hurt
Him sey him eat till him belly did a run
So him wake up and go do-do Over di burial ground
So a come him a come See a jeep and go run
Bow! an dem shoot him dung
A man started to talk whey did dumb
Three couple man jump a fence Whey dem
Nobody know dem nuh waa get gun dung
Rupert
Sey yuh know Rupert
Blouse and Skirt (repeat)
4. As him a come di door lock An look how long it did open
yet him inna line, thru dem start back voting
Look how much time poor people heart been broken
Long time dem a dweet dem fi stop di joking
Mine what yuh drinking, Mine what yuh smoking
Life worth living don't tek it fi joke ting
Yuh nuh see poker box, stop pay out token
Rupert
Sey yuh nuh know Rupert
Blouse and Skirt
5. Learn if yuh white an yuh can learn if yuh black
God give yuh breath and him can tek it whey back
Wrong yuh doing, a full time yuh fi stop
Shot a kill people more than how dem have heart-a-tack
Mi sey mek some more way and dem set some more trap
A good thing mi find out sey ants falla fat
Mi nuh drink outta dem glass Mi nuh eat outta dem pot
Sey dem bright like a bulb But dem dunce like a bat (So whey