1996 (MCMXCVI) was a leap year that started on a Monday. In the Gregorian calendar, it was the 1996th year of the Common Era or of Anno Domini; the 996th year of the 2nd millennium; the 96th year of the 20th century; and the 7th of the 1990s. The year 1996 was designated the International Year for the Eradication of Poverty.
Akshay Kumar (born Rajiv Hari Om Bhatia on 9 September 1967) is an Indian film actor, producer, comedian and martial artist who has appeared in over a hundred Hindi films. He has nominated for Filmfare Award several times and won two times. When he began his acting career in the 1990s, he primarily starred in action films and was particularly known for his appearances in feature films commonly called the "Khiladi series", which included Khiladi (1992), Main Khiladi Tu Anari (1994), Sabse Bada Khiladi (1995), Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi (1996), Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi (1997), International Khiladi (1999), and Khiladi 420 (2000), as well as other action films such as Waqt Hamara Hai (1993), Mohra (1994), Elaan (1994) and Suhaag (1994).
Later he also gained fame for his drama, romance and comic roles. He started becoming known for his performances in romance films like Yeh Dillagi (1994) and Dhadkan (2000) as well as drama films such as Ek Rishtaa (2001). His comic performances in comedy films such as Hera Pheri (2000), Mujhse Shaadi Karogi (2004), and Garam Masala (2005) met with acclaim. His success further rose in 2007, when he starred in four consecutive commercial hits. He has thus established himself as one of the leading actors in Hindi cinema.
Plot
Ben, an arrogant, hustling property developer is wrongly arrested and things from bad to worse when he accidentally punches a policeman at the station. Sentenced to community service at a local day centre, Ben's influence with a young tearaway forces him to question his values and he learns to see life from a different angle when he falls in love with Wendy, the centre's formidable and devoted manager...
Keywords: bride, church, community-service, father-daughter-relationship, grandmother-granddaughter-relationship, groom-walking-out-on-wedding, husband-wife-relationship, left-at-the-altar, marriage-engagement, police-officer
anti choice
anti girl
I am the anti-flag unfurled
anti white and anti man
I got the anti-future plan
anti fascist
anti mod
I am the anti-music god
anti sober
anti whore
there will never be enough of anti more
I can't believe in the things
that don't believe in me
now it's your turn to see misanthropy
anti people now you've gone too far
here's your antichrist superstar
anti money
anti hate
anti things I fucked and ate
anti cop
anti fun
here is my anti-president gun
anti Satan
anti black
anti world is on my back
anti gay and anti dope
I am the faggot anti-pope
anti peace
anti life
anti husband, anti wife
anti song and anti me
I had no cares in the 1990's
I knew of no downfalls
Though war was breaking out all around me
My concerns were with prank calls
She kissed me on the cheek, she kissed me on the cheek
Right in front of the older kids
When our self belief, when our self belief
Wasn't scared by the modern itch
Cos now it feels like...
We kiss with one eye on our TV set
And the more I give the less I get
Needing fairground rides just to spark a smile
There's little here to miss...
Bring back 1996
Bring back 1996
So hard to beat those teenage kicks
Bring back 1996
We were cloning sheep in the 1990's
We were building telescopes
And sugar filled the whole of my body
As I urged it on to grow
I kissed her on the cheek, I kissed her on the cheek
Just to impress the older kids
When my self belief, when my self belief
Wasn't lost in the modern glitch
Cos now it feels like...
We kiss with one eye on our TV set
And the more I give the less I get
Needing fairground rides just to spark a smile
There's little here to miss...
Bring back 1996
Bring back 1996
Stop talking, stop talking
I need a lover not a friend tonight
I'm leaving, I'm leaving
I'm not cut out for the modern life
I'll never beat those teenage kicks
D A D D
I guess you're glad to see I'm finally leaving.
Bm F#m Em A
I know things for you will change now for the good,
G G D D
But it's all that I can do to pack my suitcase
Em Em7 A A...
And walk away from you the way I should.
D A D D
And I can't seem to find the voice of reason.
Bm F#m Em A
Everything seems upside down and right side wrong.
G G D D
While a part of me is here and won't like leaving,
D A D D
The rest of me, the best of me, is gone.
G C - G D D
And I'm sure no one will wonder where I've gone to,
G F C C
But if anyone should ask from time to time
G C - G D D
Tell 'em that you finally drove me crazy,
D A D A D A...
And I'm somewhere untanglin' my mind.
D A D D
Well, tell 'em I won't be riding, I'll be walking;
Bm F#m Em A
Cause I don't think a crazy man should drive.
G G D D
Anyway, the car belongs to you now,
Em Em7 A A
Along with any part of me that's still alive.
D A D D
But there's really not much left you could hold on to;
Bm F#m Em A
And if you did, it wouldn't last here anyway.
G G D D
It would head to where the rest of me rolled on to;
D A D D
So even if I wanted to, I couldn't stay.
G C - G D D
And I'm sure no one will wonder where I've gone to,
G F C C
But if anyone should ask from time to time
G C - G D D
Tell 'em that you finally drove me crazy,
D A D Bm
And I'm somewhere untanglin' my mind.
Em A D A
And I'm somewhere untanglin' my mind.
Questa caro papa' e' una lettera a Gesu' bambino
Dalla tu a nome mio al suo angelo postino
Non ti scrivo per me perche' io sono fortunato
Faccio i compiti e poi con gli amici gioco nel prato
Non ti scrivo per me ma per tutti i bambini nati laggiu'
Dove fanno la guerra io li ho visti alla tivu'
Amico mio non lasciarli soli cosi'
Se tu vuoi vengo anch'io e andiamo tutti li'
E tutti insieme faremo un bel girotondo
Insieme noi guariremo tutti i mali del mondo
E tutti insieme in un coro noi saremo giganti
E mai piu' pagheremo per gli errori dei grandi
Il buio finira' la luce tornera'
Negli occhi di un fratellino pieni ancora d'amore
Che ora piangon di gioia e non piu' di dolore
E tutti insieme faremo un bel girotondo
Insieme noi guariremo tutti i mali del mondo
Se tu vuoi vengo anch'io Gesu' amico mio
Ora e' tardi lo sai a quest'ora dovrei gia' dormire
Il lettino e' gia' pronto io ti devo salutare
Gesu' pensaci tu alle mamme e ai bambini nati laggiu'
Dove fanno la guerra e non dormono piu'
Amico mio non lasciarli soli cosi'
Se tu vuoi vengo anch'io e andiamo tutti li'
E tutti insieme faremo un bel girotondo
Insieme noi guariremo tutti i mali del mondo
E tutti insieme in un coro noi saremo giganti
E mai piu' pagheremo per gli errori dei grandi
Il buio finira' la luce tornera'
Negli occhi di un fratellino pieni ancora d'amore
Che ora piangon di gioia e non piu' di dolore
E tutti insieme faremo un bel girotondo
Insieme noi guariremo tutti i mali del mondo
Se tu vuoi vengo anch'io gesu' amico mio
Questa caro papa' e' una lettera a Gesu' bambino
Dalla tu a nome mio al suo angelo postino
Porco cristo offenditi
c'è una dote che non hai
non è chiaro se ci sei
Sei borghese arrenditi
gli architetti sono qua
hanno in mano la città
Cambia rotta cambia stile
scopri l'anno bisestile
è volgare il tuo annaspare sai
Squarciafavole t'illudi
come notte fra le nubi
questo è l'unonovenovesei
Cristo fa'
che lei non sia qua
non è chiaro sì lo so
ma è una dote che non ho
Estremista edile
piangi e poi gli fai le fusa
mentre ho perso la mia musa
Cambio rotta cambio stile
scopro l'anno bisestile
è volgare il mio annaspare sai
Divertente criminale
la tua scala di sapone
questo è l'unonovenovesei