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'Tenacious D' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

In the Attic with Pete Townshend & Friends (2009)

Actors

Plot
This film documents two showcase performances presented by Pete Townshend's muse Rachel Fuller featuring emerging and established artists as solo artists and collaborating in unrehearsed jams with Fuller and Townshend. The film also features a solo set by Pete Townshend.

Genres

Music

In the Attic with Pete Townshend & Friends (2009)

Actors

Genres

Music

Bio-Dome (1996)

Actors

Plot
Bud and Doyle are two losers who are doing nothing with their lives. Both of their girlfriends are actively involved in saving the environment, but the two friends could care less about saving the Earth. One day, when a group of scientists begin a mission to live inside a "Bio-Dome" for a year without outside contact, Bud and Doyle mistakingly become part of the project themselves. The two must then learn how to protect the Earth and help the scientists complete their mission.

Keywords: babe-scientist, bio-dome, bisexual, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, buddy-movie, environmental, friendship-between-men, idiot, independent-film, loser

Genres

Comedy

Taglines:

Bud and Doyle are here to save the world. But who's gonna save the world from Bud and Doyle?
Your dome away from home.

Quotes:

Doyle: [geting out of the car to go into what he thinks is a Mall to pee] Rip Van TinkleFest!

Young Doyle: Leave Bud alone, mom!::Doyle's Mother: [holding Bud's head underwater] I'm teaching Bud how to hold his breath underwater. [pulls Bud's head out] Much better, Bud! Now let's try for three minutes.

Bud: Dennis Hopper Blue Velvet, Oh I'm slutty Oh I'm slutty

Bud: Free Mahi Mahi! Free Mahi Mahi!

Monique: [yelling] Mom! Can you please tell your love slave that if he's not part of the solution, he's part of the problem.::Russell: The only problem I have is that I've run out of depends.::Monique: You know, Russell, there is a bathroom right around the corner.::Russell: I can't go to the bathroom. I hurt my bladder rollerblading.

Bud: I'm a Sherman tank!

Doyle: I don't want to have to eat you!::Bud: I don't you to eat me either.

Bud: Shaved-down pool nazis oiling up our women and swimming with them in an olympic-sized toilet.

Doyle: Hi, I'm Doyle.::Bud: And I'm Bud.::Bud, Doyle: And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.

Bud: 'Scuse me miss. Are you tired?::Mimi: What?::Bud: Are you tired?::Mimi: No. Why?::Bud: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Bio-Dome (1996)

Actors

Genres

Comedy

Taglines:

Bud and Doyle are here to save the world. But who's gonna save the world from Bud and Doyle?
Your dome away from home.

Quotes:

Tenacious D Filmography

All in for the 99%
2012, role: composer
VH1 Rock Honors
2008, role: actor , character name: Themselves
Comedy Songs: The Pop Years
2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
VH1 Rock Honors: The Who
2008, role: actor , character name: Themselves
2006 American Music Awards
2006, role: actor , character name: Themselves
Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks
2003, role: actor , character name: Themselves
The Best of Colin's Sleazy Friends
2001, role: actor , character name: Themselves
MTV Video Music Awards 2001
2001, role: actor , character name: Themselves - Presenters

Tenacious D: The Complete Master Works

Cast

Season 1
Episode 1: The Search for Inspirado
USA:28 November 1997...
Episode 2: Angel in Disguise
Kyle Gass: I took a bullet for J.B., now i'm in heaven and I can see...::Jack Black: Your decision t...
Episode 3: Death of a Dream
USA:1999...
Episode 4: The Greatest Song in the World
USA:31 March 1999...
Episode 5: The Fan
USA:2000...
Episode 6: Road Gig
USA:2000...

Tenacious D - Tribute

Duration: 4:53
Updated: 20 Oct 2010

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TENACIOUS D - Kickapoo

Duration: 4:24
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: NewLine

The radical Kickapoo video from THE PICK OF DESTINY...featuring MEAT LOAF!

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Tenacious D - Seatle Full Concert Complete masterworks

Duration: 92:15
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: Djordje Jovanovic

For set list click show more Set List : 0:02:22 Kielbasa 0:05:54 History 0:08:38 Wonderboy 0:14:57 Dio 0:16:43 Lee 0:18:40 Saxa-a-Boom 0:19:40 The Road 0:24:...

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Tenacious D "Beelzeboss" with lyrics

Duration: 5:41
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: glassmadegr

I was trying to make it karaoke but I didn't find a good shareware if you know any you're welcome to inform me enjoy the video!

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Tenacious D - To Be The Best

Duration: 6:03
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: tenaciousDVEVO

Rize Of The Fenix available May 15th. Pre-order available now at iTunes: http://smarturl.it/rizeofthefenix & Amazon: http://smarturl.it/rizeofthefenixcd. (C)...

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Tenacious D: Master Exploder

Duration: 3:23
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: SeanIzen

A scene from the movie by Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny.

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Tenacious D - HBO Episodes

Duration: 70:39
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: InsaneSPEC

Series in full of the HBO series. No copyright intended just spreading the word of the D.

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Tenacious D vs the devil

Duration: 4:57
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: chris bunce

this is a rock of.

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Tenacious D - Live @ Rock am Ring 2012 [FULL CONCERT]

Duration: 68:02
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: RockLiveShows

Setlist: 00:00 Rize of the Fenix 06:00 Low Hangin' Fruit 09:25 Senorita 13:00 Deth Starr 17:30 Roadie 21:30 Throw Down 25:00 Saxaboom 26:40 Kielbasa 30:10 Ki...

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Tenacious D - Roadie (Explicit)

Duration: 7:06
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
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Tenacious D Classico HD

Duration: 3:12
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: MATTY12796

tenacious d.

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Tenacious D HBO Songs

Duration: 25:52
Updated: 16 Jun 2012

Seeing as I enjoyed the HBO episodes so much, I thought I'd cut out all of the songs from them, and cram 'em all into 1 video. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do !!! x All rights belong to Tenacious D. Song Order: 1. Kielbasa. 00:00 - 01:17 2. History. 01:18 - 02:23 3. Kyle Quite the Band. 02:24 - 03:58 4. Double Team. 03:59 - 06:59 5. Kyle Took a Bullet For Me. 07:00 - 08:03 6. Cosmic Shame. 08:04 - 10:36 7. In Search of Sasquatch (Sas on Drums) 10:37 - 10:49 8. Sasquatch. 10:50 - 11:25 9. Tribute. 11:26 - 15:32 10. Explosivo. 15:33 - 18:23 11. Lee. 18:24 - 19:22 12. Special Thing. 19:23 - 21:12 13. Warning. 21:13 - 23:40 14. Jesus Ranch. 23:41 - End

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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

Duration: 2:04
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: alulzyuser2008

Another good Tenacious D song. LYRIKS: (spoken) This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely (sung) You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact...

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Tenacious D Live at Blizzcon 2010 Full Show

Duration: 75:38
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: viciousdudes

The most awesome band! The most awesome songs! The most awesomeness in the world!!

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Tenacious D - Low Hangin' Fruit

Duration: 2:35
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: tenaciousDVEVO

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Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny {2006}

Duration: 33:46
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: Antonio Hendrix

Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny {2006}

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Tenacious D - Tribute (The Best Song In The World)

Duration: 4:54
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: ILUSKA Chiherev

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Tenacious D Interview - CONAN on TBS

Duration: 4:35
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Team Coco

Tenacious D (Jack Black and Kyle Gass) talk about Tiger Rolls, their new album Rize of the Fenix, and being the greatest band on Earth.

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Tenacious D - Rize Of The Fenix

Duration: 3:59
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: tenaciousDVEVO

"Rize of the Fenix" available everywhere May 15: iTunes: http://smarturl.it/rizeofthefenix Amazon: http://smarturl.it/rizeofthefenixCD Official Tenacious D S...

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Tenacious D - Classico (High Definition) Pick Of Destiny

Duration: 1:36
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Стоян Костадинов

"Classico" is the second song in Tenacious D's 2006 film Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny, as well as the movie's soundtrack album. The song, as featured ...

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Tenacious D - Beelzeboss live (HD)

Duration: 8:27
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: Hábori György

Tenacious D - Beelzeboss Live Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lead acoustic guitar, backing vocals: KG - Kyle Gass Drums: Colonel Sander...

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Tenacious D - Tribute (stairway to heaven version) HQ

Duration: 4:11
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: SR85001

Das Original Video: http://twitvid.com/60RIW.

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Tenacious D - Rock Is Dead

Duration: 1:45
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: tenaciousDVEVO

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Tenacious D - The Metal

Duration: 2:46
Updated: 17 May 2013
author: MasterSoundtrack

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny.

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Tenacious D - POD

Duration: 2:35
Updated: 12 Aug 2013
author: MasterSoundtrack

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny.

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Tenacious D - Beelzeboss

Duration: 5:38
Updated: 26 Apr 2011

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

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Tenacious D - Car Chase City

Duration: 2:45
Updated: 01 Sep 2014
author: MasterSoundtrack

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny.

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Tenacious D - Break In City

Duration: 1:25
Updated: 11 May 2013
author: MasterSoundtrack

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny.

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Tenacious D - Dude

Duration: 2:56
Updated: 26 Apr 2011

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

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Tenacious D - Papagenu

Duration: 2:27
Updated: 29 Apr 2013
author: MasterSoundtrack

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny.

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Tenacious D - The Divide

Duration: 0:25
Updated: 26 Apr 2011

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

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Tenacious D - Master Exploder

Duration: 2:27
Updated: 26 Apr 2011

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

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Tenacious D - The Goernment Totally Sucks

Duration: 1:37
Updated: 20 Jun 2013
author: MasterSoundtrack

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny.

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Tenacious D - History

Duration: 1:45
Updated: 26 Apr 2011

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

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Tenacious D - Destiny

Duration: 0:40
Updated: 26 Apr 2011

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

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Tenacious D - Baby

Duration: 1:39
Updated: 26 Apr 2011

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Tenacious D - Classico

Duration: 1:01
Updated: 26 Apr 2011

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

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Tenacious D - Kickapoo

Duration: 4:17
Updated: 05 Apr 2013
author: MasterSoundtrack

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny.

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Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

Duration: 5:46
Updated: 21 Feb 2007

Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) featuring Dave Grohl as Satan

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Tenacious D - Classico

Duration: 1:07
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: tenaciousDVEVO

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The Metal - Tenacious D

Duration: 4:51
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: Xehanort97

hope you like this...even though it's only the picture of JB and KG and their music: THE METAL.

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Tenacious D- Fuck Her Gently

Duration: 2:02
Updated: 03 Aug 2013
author: danblu

Even better than the original music video!

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Tenacious D - Explosivo (Live)

Duration: 2:10
Updated: 03 Sep 2014
author: tenaciousDVEVO

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Tenacious D - POD (Explicit Version)

Duration: 2:42
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: tenaciousDVEVO

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tenacious d - history

Duration: 2:39
Updated: 07 Aug 2013
author: medrops

the history of tenacious d song.

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Tenacious D inward singing

Duration: 2:11
Updated: 17 Aug 2013
author: leimonk

inward singing by tenacious D haha.

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Tenacious D - Dude I Totally Miss You live (HD)

Duration: 3:45
Updated: 23 Aug 2009

Tenacious D - Dude (I Totally Miss You) live Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lead acoustic guitar, backing vocals: KG - Kyle Gass Drums: Colonel Sanders - Brooks Wackerman Bass, backing vocals: Charlie Chaplin - John Spiker Electric guitar: Antichrist - John Konesky From The Complete Masterworks 2

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Tenacious D - Wonderboy

Duration: 4:32
Updated: 20 Oct 2010

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Tenacious D - Cosmic shame

Duration: 2:43
Updated: 30 Jul 2013
author: Danicxx

The death of a dream.

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Tenacious D Intro [SUB ITA]

Duration: 4:44
Updated: 03 Sep 2014
author: IonutMarius1986

Canzone iniziale del film Tenacious D in inglese sottotiolato in italiano.

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tenacious d kielbasa

Duration: 3:02
Updated: 15 Aug 2013
author: keyonjaykoontz1996

i saw that alot of people havent uploaded the most hilarious song in history so i did oh and only a true fan knows how to spell kielbasa.

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Tenacious D - Greatest Song in the World

Duration: 10:26
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: justeux

Episode on the serie that was on HBO. And then they became the greatest band on earth...

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Tenacious D - Sasquatch live (HD)

Duration: 5:33
Updated: 12 Aug 2013
author: gyurma1978

Tenacious D - Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) + Sasquatch live Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lead acoustic guitar, backing vocals: KG - ...

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Tenacious D - Warning

Duration: 2:10
Updated: 19 Aug 2013
author: DajeWpierdol

I would like add one more song of series movies HBO where Jack Black and Kyle Gass kick ass.

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Tenacious D - The Making of Tribute

Duration: 8:45
Updated: 30 Aug 2014
author: InsaneSPEC

Tenacious D The Making of Tribute Music video.

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Tenacious D - Sasquatch and Trippy Mushrooms

Duration: 4:20
Updated: 02 Sep 2014
author: gole1296

Scene from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny where Jack Black goes on an adventure with Sasquatch. Great band. Great flick. Check it out.

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tenacious d-jesus ranch (hbo)

Duration: 1:53
Updated: 26 Jul 2013
author: remo glessi

yeah i got a video with better quality enjoy ;)

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tenacious d - city hall

Duration: 9:03
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: borogroove

i noticed there werent many of the city hall videos so i posted one :)

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Tenacious D - Rize Of The Fenix

Duration: 5:54
Updated: 30 Aug 2014
author: Wendemein

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Tenacious D - Low Hangin' Fruit

Duration: 2:32
Updated: 20 Aug 2012

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Tenacious D - Classical Teacher (skit)

Duration: 3:24
Updated: 29 Aug 2012

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Tenacious D - Señorita

Duration: 3:09
Updated: 20 Aug 2012

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Tenacious D - Deth Starr

Duration: 4:47
Updated: 26 Mar 2013
author: Wendemein

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Tenacious D - Roadie

Duration: 2:59
Updated: 31 Aug 2012

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Tenacious D - Flutes And Trombones (skit)

Duration: 1:29
Updated: 20 Aug 2012

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Tenacious D - Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Cage

Duration: 5:06
Updated: 31 Aug 2012

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Tenacious D - Throw Down

Duration: 2:57
Updated: 09 May 2013
author: Wendemein

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Tenacious D - Rock Is Dead

Duration: 1:45
Updated: 24 Apr 2013
author: Wendemein

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Tenacious D - They Fucked Our Asses

Duration: 1:09
Updated: 02 Apr 2013
author: Wendemein

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Tenacious D - To Be The Best

Duration: 1:01
Updated: 20 Aug 2012

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Tenacious D - 39

Duration: 5:18
Updated: 31 Aug 2012

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Tenacious D - Rock 'N' Heim - 2013 [Full Concert]

Duration: 74:34
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: Mert Bulut

Hockenheim / Germany - 17.08.2013 00:01:22 - Rize of The Fenix 00:05:55 - Low Hanging Fruit 00:09:43 - Senorita 00:13:15 - The Road 00:16:47 - Roadie 00:20:4...

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Tenacious D - Tribute live (HD)

Duration: 5:17
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Hábori György

Tenacious D - Tribute live Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lead acoustic guitar, backing vocals: KG - Kyle Gass Drums: Colonel Sanders -...

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Tenacious D - VEVO GO Shows: Low Hangin' Fruit

Duration: 3:18
Updated: 12 Aug 2013
author: tenaciousDVEVO

Jack Black and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D perform live at a Ribs U.S.A. in Los Angeles as part of VEVO Go Shows. They play "Low Hanging Fruit" from their "Rize...

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Tenacious D - Kickapoo live (HD)

Duration: 4:15
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Hábori György

Tenacious D - Kickapoo live Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lead acoustic guitar, backing vocals: KG - Kyle Gass Drums: Colonel Sanders ...

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Tenacious D - Wonderboy (Live @ "Late Night with Conan O'Brien") [HQ]

Duration: 4:33
Updated: 19 May 2011

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TENACIOUS D (feat Dave Grohl) - Live Onstage @ BlizzCon - 23.10.2010

Duration: 72:14
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: Ariel Cardozo

Tenacious D Live from Blizzcon 2010, feating Dave Grohl, full concert. The video is not mine, all copyrights belongs to its owners. For games info and review...

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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently & Tribute (live)

Duration: 8:45
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Frizork

Tenacious D live at Brixton Academy Fuck Her Gently Lyrics: This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In...

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Tenacious D - The Metal live (HD)

Duration: 3:59
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Hábori György

Tenacious D - The Metal live Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lead acoustic guitar, backing vocals: KG - Kyle Gass Drums: Colonel Sanders...

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Tenacious D @ Rock am Ring 2012 (FULL CONCERT)

Duration: 67:45
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: Raichu112

The Best Band in the World came from the Depths of Hell to rape our ear-pussies and shoot a load in the party zone of Rock am Ring 2012 (Nürburgring, Germany...

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Tenacious D - Tribute (live at Sydney)

Duration: 5:07
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: neFAST

JB and KG singing tribute and covering System of a Down. Long life to the D! Better quality here: http://www.dailymotion.com/nFS.

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Tenacious D - Master Exploder live (HD)

Duration: 3:56
Updated: 27 Jan 2009

Tenacious D - Master Exploder From The Complete Masterworks 2

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Tenacious D - Kielbasa live (HD)

Duration: 4:39
Updated: 04 Feb 2010

Tenacious D - Kielbasa live Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lead acoustic guitar, backing vocals: KG - Kyle Gass From The Complete Masterworks 2

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Tenacious D Classico live

Duration: 1:30
Updated: 27 Oct 2014

Tenacious D Classico live 2014

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Tenacious D - Wonderboy live (HD)

Duration: 4:14
Updated: 31 Aug 2014
author: Hábori György

Tenacious D - Wonderboy live Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lead acoustic guitar, backing vocals: KG - Kyle Gass From The Complete Mast...

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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently live sub español

Duration: 2:23
Updated: 14 Aug 2013
author: Cristian Rico

lejos el mejor tema de amor hacia una mujer... jejeje Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently live subtitulado Lead vocals, rhythm acoustic guitar: JB - Jack Black Lea...

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Tenacious D: Live in Seattle (Full Concert)

Duration: 92:15
Updated: 31 Aug 2014
author: Layne Chavez

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Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (live Jimmy Fallon 2012)

Duration: 6:19
Updated: 22 May 2012

live @ Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 5-14-12

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Tenacious D - Tribute live Rock am Ring 2012

Duration: 4:38
Updated: 03 Sep 2014
author: Markus S

Tenacious D - Tribute live Rock am Ring 2012.

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Craig Ferguson Late Late Show Tenacious D interview June 28, 2013

Duration: 10:38
Updated: 03 Sep 2014
author: The Craig Ferguson

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Tenacious D's Jack Black and Kyle Gass in Studio Q

Duration: 29:07
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Q with Jian Ghomeshi

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Tenacious D on Letterman 11/14/06

Duration: 9:26
Updated: 03 Sep 2014
author: futbolzenit

The Tenacious D, Jack Black and Kyle Gass, on The Letterman Show.

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Craig Ferguson HD Jack Black and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D, Jack McGee October 24,

Duration: 38:02
Updated: 24 Nov 2014

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Tony Hawk Interviews Jack Black and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D

Duration: 16:40
Updated: 31 Aug 2012

Hear what Jack Black and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D have to say about comedy rock, Upland Skatepark, tattoos, and more on this interview for Tony Hawk's Demolition Radio on Sirius/XM. Subscribe to Ride: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=ridechannel http://facebook.com/ridechannel http://twitter.com/ridechannel instagram @ridechannel

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Interview: Tenacious D

Duration: 5:46
Updated: 29 May 2013

Channel [V]'s Marty Smiley sits down to talk about the origins of Tenacious D, passion, bringing the fire, and what it takes to have a comeback. For more interviews head to: http://www.vmusic.com.au/pages/main-menu/news/interviews

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Jack Black BEST INTERVIEW! Cough drops…and…TENACIOUS D!

Duration: 4:50
Updated: 25 Jan 2015

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Jack Black and Kyle Gass on Their First Asian Tour

Duration: 2:10
Updated: 22 Oct 2014

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Tenacious D Talk Festival Supreme With Kevin & Bean At Comic-Con 2014 (Part 1)

Duration: 7:57
Updated: 26 Jul 2014

Jack Black and Kyle Gass stopped by The Kevin & Bean Show's live broadcast from Comic-Con 2014 to talk about Tenacious D's Festival Supreme. SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://www.youtube.com/user/kroq FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/worldfamouskroq TWITTER: https://twitter.com/kroq KROQ features videos of live in-studio performances and interviews with some of today's biggest bands and celebrities, as well as Weenie Roast, Almost Acoustic Christmas and festival coverage.

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Tenacious D - live at Reading Festival [interview]

Duration: 3:57
Updated: 12 Jun 2009

The D give a funny interview before they performing in the Reading Festival, in 2008. ~ Tenacious D - Jack Black and Kyle Gass ~

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Tenacious D Interview At Blizzcon 2010

Duration: 5:02
Updated: 27 Jun 2014
author: TheBlizzcon

This video shows interview with Tenacious D at Blizzcon 2010.

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Tenacious D & Sarah Shahi Craig Ferguson

Duration: 39:56
Updated: 09 Jun 2014

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Tenacious D and Zakk Wylde at The Golden Gods Awards

Duration: 4:27
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: REVOLVER

Zakk's hilarious interview with Jack Black and Kyle Gass at The Golden Gods. These guys talk about Ozzy Osbourne and thier new album, "Rize of the Fenix"

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Tenacious D interviews Weezer (1 of 2)

Duration: 5:16
Updated: 25 Aug 2014
author: weezeddotcom

Tenacious D interviews Weezer during the Extended Midget Tour in 2001. Weezer plays Photograph in San Diego, CA.

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Tenacious D : interview about Pick Of Destiny

Duration: 1:41
Updated: 24 Feb 2008

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Tenacious D - Rock im Park 2012 + Interview (Pro-Shot)

Duration: 10:30
Updated: 07 Jan 2014
author: ParkerLewisTv

1. The Metal 2. Interview (Kyle & Jack) 3. Tribute Copyright by "BR"

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Tenacious D cover Sweden's superfan tribute

Duration: 2:50
Updated: 30 Aug 2014
author: amediamora

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Tenacious D interview with KGSR 93 3 @ W Hotel Austin

Duration: 5:57
Updated: 26 Jul 2012
author: Will Love

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Tenacious D Rock is Dead Live Version

Duration: 4:00
Updated: 23 Jul 2013
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Tenacious D - Live at Rock im Park 2012 + Interview (BR broadcast)

Duration: 35:20
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

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Interview // Tenacious D - "You must rock for your life to survive!"

Duration: 7:05
Updated: 02 Jun 2012

Tenacious D sind die größte Band der Welt. Finden Jack Black und Kyle Gass - und Tausende gaben ihnen nach ihrem Auftritt bei Rock im Park Recht. Im Interview erklären Kyle und Jack, was sie mit dem "Herrn der Ringe" verbindet und warum sie Lemmy zum Duell fordern. Ein Gespräch über Dave Grohl, Fußmassagen und einen Satan am Arsch.

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Tenacious D - Rock am Ring 2012 [Full Length][First time in Germany]

Duration: 68:09
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Bokurano99

Konzert vom 2. Juni 2012 - Volle Länge Tenacious D zum ersten Mal in Deutschland! Zweites Konzert nach Rock im Park. 00:39 Rize of the Fenix 05:58 Low Hangi...

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Tenacious D – Uma Dupla Infernal - Comedia - Filme Completo Dublado

Duration: 72:41
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

Tenacious D – Uma Dupla Infernal Na ensolarada Venice Beach, Califórnia, a história do rock começa a mudar para sempre quando um jovem e inexperiente fã chamado JB (Jack Black, de "King Kong") conhece um sujeito preguiçoso de nome KG (Kyle Gass). Os dois se tornam amigos quase instantaneamente e juntos formam o seu próprio grupo, o Tenacious D. apesar de ter apenas dois integrantes, o título de "maior banda de rock do mundo" se torna a sua maior obsessão. E para transformar o seu sonho em realidade, eles precisam obter o item supremo: uma palheta de guitarra mágica que é mantida em segurança num imponente museu do rock & roll. filme completo dublado annabelle filme completo dublado a culpa e das estrelas filme completo dublado animação filme completo dublado amanhecer parte 2 filme completo dublado avatar filme completo dublado amizade colorida filme completo dublado anaconda filme completo dublado ação 2014 filme completo dublado barbie filme completo dublado b13 filme completo dublado batman filme completo dublado branca de neve eo caçador filme completo dublado brasileiro filme completo dublado branca de neve filme completo dublado barbie eo portal secreto filme completo dublado bob esponja filme completo dublado bruce lee filme completo dublado bratz filme completo dublado comedia filme completo dublado comedia romantica filme completo dublado comedia 2014 filme completo dublado crepusculo filme completo dublado comedia romantica 2014 filmes completos dublados comedias filmes completos dublados corrida filmes completos dublados crepusculo filmes completos dublados comedia romantica 2014 filmes completos dublados comedia 2014 filmes completos dublados comedia infantil filmes completos dublados comedia brasileira filmes completos dublados carros filmes completos dublados capitao america 2 filmes completos dublados de terror filmes completos dublados de ação filmes completos dublados desenhos filmes completos dublados de aventura filmes completos dublados de animaçao filmes completos dublados de luta filmes completos dublados de ficção cientifica filmes completos dublados de romance filmes completos dublados drama filmes completos dublados da disney filmes completos dublados em hd filmes completos dublados evangelicos filmes completos dublados em portugues filmes completos dublados em hd 2014 lançamento

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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Full Movie

Duration: 109:01
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Duration: 97:52
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Duration: 103:44
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Duration: 60:01
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Duration: 84:01
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Duration: 134:01
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Duration: 109:01
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Duration: 70:31
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Tenacious D Season 1 Full Episode

Duration: 59:21
Updated: 04 Apr 2015

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Singer Miley Cyrus performs in concert during her ‘Bangerz Tour’ at the Verizon Center on Thursday, April 10, 2014 in Washington D.C.

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Miley Cyrus: Joan Jett rocks!

Music News

19 Apr 2015

Miley Cyrus has dubbed herself Joan Jett's 'cheerleader'. The 22-year-old Wrecking Ball singer is inducting the 56-year-old music legend into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Saturday night during the institution's 30th Annual Ceremony. Miley is beyond excited about presenting I Love Rock 'n' Roll singer Joan with her honour and has even dubbed herself the star's biggest fan ... 'Joan's cheerleader' ... Have Your Say....

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File - This undated image posted on a militant website on Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2014 shows fighters from the al-Qaida linked Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) marching in Raqqa, Syria.

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Islamic State shoots and beheads 30 Ethiopian Christians in Libya - video

Yahoo Daily News

20 Apr 2015

By Sylvia Westall. CAIRO (Reuters) - A video purportedly made by Islamic State and posted on social media sites on Sunday appeared to show militants shooting and beheading about 30 Ethiopian Christians in Libya ... The video, in which militants call Christians "crusaders" who are out to kill Muslims, showed about 15 men being beheaded on a beach and another group of the same size, in an area of shrubland, being shot in the head....

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President Barack Obama and Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) leaders exit the International Convention Center to participate in a tree planting ceremony in Beijing, China, Nov. 11, 2014. Among those walking with the President are: President Michelle Bachelet, Chile; President Xi Jinping, China; Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah, Brunei Darussalam; President Vladimir Putin, Russia and President Joko Widodo, Indonesia.

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What in the world does China own?

BBC News

20 Apr 2015

By Richard Anderson Business reporter, BBC News. 20 April 2015. From the section Business. With an estimated $4 trillion (£2.7tn) of foreign reserves stashed away in various sovereign wealth funds, China has plenty of cash to splash. Despite the recent slowdown in the country's GDP, most developed economies would dream of an annual growth rate of 7% ... The reason is simply Africa's wealth of natural resources ... ....

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A man armed with an axe threatens members of the press in Johannesburg, Friday, April 17, 2015 after overnight attacks between locals and immigrants in Johannesburg. Several shops and cars were torched overnight in continued anti-immigrant attacks by locals.

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South Africa's 'Rainbow Nation' turns dark as immigrant attacks rise

Reuters

19 Apr 2015

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - When he heard angry screams and the hammering of hatchets on the door of his shack last week, Malawian Folias Sakai thought he was about to become the eighth person to be killed in anti-immigrant attacks that have swept South Africa this month. Instead Sakai managed to escape the mob by scrambling over the metal rooftop of his shack in a Johannesburg slum into the safety of a nearby alleyway ... "We have no food ... ....

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In this photo taken Sept. 7, 2012, Yanomami Indians dance in their village called Irotatheri in Venezuela's Amazon region.

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Remote Amazonian tribe resistant to modern antibiotics

Canberra Times

20 Apr 2015

A tropical storm over the Amazon's Black River, which connects Brazil, Venezuela and Colombia. Photo. AFP. A remote tribe in the Venezuelan Amazon appears to be resistant to modern antibiotics even though its members have had barely any contact with the outside world, researchers say ... To protect their privacy, the name of their village was withheld from publication ... AFP. ....

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Cavaliers Big 3 too much for tenacious Celtics

Big News Network

20 Apr 2015

Cleveland Cavaliers in their first playoff game since LeBron left Cleveland in 2010 was reminded of just how nice it is to have their best player in franchise history in a playoff setting.The ... ....

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MQM has held firm grip on Karachi for 24 years Siraj

Big News Network

20 Apr 2015

LAHORE. Amir Jamaat-e-Islami (JI), Sirajul Haq Sunday said Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM) has kept a tenacious hold on Karachi for the past 24 years. "And the metropolis kept marching towards ... ....

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You've Been Making Your Hard-Boiled Eggs All Wrong

Huffington Post

20 Apr 2015

Despite its name, the hard-boiled egg should not be boiled. It should be steamed. The technique is beneficial for several reasons ... The steam will evenly cook the eggs and won't ruffle them around like the tenacious bubbles of boiling water ... ....

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‘Assumed Killer’, AKA ‘Assumed Memories,’ Premieres Tonight On Lifetime Movie Network

The Inquisitr

20 Apr 2015

Synopsis. Directed and written by Bernard Salzmann, the movie will tell the story of journalist Daria Valdez Morrow, a woman who is investigating a rash of disturbing crimes in the area. The tenacious reporter explores what drives people to kill. She learns from the handsome Sam Morrow that people who kill are often motivated by fear, hate and love — unlike animals who kill out of instinct ... central. [Photo Credit. Facebook]. ....

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Jharkhand's opposition calls statewide bandh against land bill on May 4

The Times of India

20 Apr 2015

RANCHI. Opposition parties led by Jharkhand Vikas Morcha (Prajatantrik) chief Babulal Marandi have called a state-wide bandh against Center's Land Acquisition Bill on May 4. Marandi announced the bandh on Monday after he emerged from day-long consultations with leaders of CPI, RJD, SP and JD (U) ... They would become landless, homeless," Marandi said ... It would be the first bandh call against the tenacious Land Acquisition Bill in Jharkhand....

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Notes On My Mom's iPhone

Huffington Post

20 Apr 2015

Someone famous once observed that the eyes are the windows to the soul. But in 2015, I am pretty positive that it's the notes section on our iPhones. My mother and I started scrolling through hers after splitting a bottle of wine at dinner, and I found myself laughing uncontrollably, loving her so much -- amazed at the bizarre and simple randomness of everything she has written down ... Some are lists. names, places, things to do ... Tenacious....

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Tyrone coach Feargal Logan praises grassroots effort for U21 success

The Irish Times

20 Apr 2015

Tyrone 0-17 Roscommon 0-12. Tyrone U-21 manager Feargal Logan commended the grassroots effort in the county that is coming to fruition in his All-Ireland final bound outfit. Tyrone were the more powerful, tenacious and skilful outfit as they breezed past a highly-rated Roscommon side at Markievicz Park on Saturday and Logan insisted those talents have not just blossomed since his squad got together at the start of the season ... TYRONE ... ....

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Reflections on the 119th Boston Marathon

Boston Herald

20 Apr 2015

“Last year was kind of about reclaiming the marathon and taking the marathon back ... A lot of the survivors are running this year. They didn’t run last year. It’s their day to reclaim the finish line ... Why wouldn’t we be happy?”. — Mayor Martin J ... Boston Strong means not just overcoming the terrorist bombings, but overcoming the impossible, overcoming difficulties, staying the course, being tenacious ... ....

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Oscar® Nominee Queen Latifah Stars in New HBO Film BESSIE, May 16 on HBO Canada (Corus Entertainment Inc)

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20 Apr 2015

(Source. Corus Entertainment Inc). - Queen Latifah stars as legendary blues singer Bessie Smith -. - Directed by Dee Rees, cast includes Michael Kenneth Williams, Khandi Alexander, Mike Epps, Tory Kittles, Tika Sumpter, Oliver Platt, Bryan Greenberg, Charles S ... Capturing Bessie's professional highs and personal lows, the film paints a portrait of a tenacious spirit who, despite her own demons, became a celebrated legend ... Twitter. ... Hubub.....

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Daubert Chemicalâ??s Next-Generation Nox-Rust 1290HP Uses Nanoscale Chemistry to Boost Rust-Inhibiting Properties by 50 Percent (SAE International)

noodls

20 Apr 2015

(Source. SAE International) ... "The larger and smaller molecules fit tightly together like layers of marbles, with the nanoscale chemical layer adhering tenaciously to the surface, and even if the coatings' outer layers are dislodged, the foundational layer continues to suppress the oxidation process." ... Thinner, higher-alloy steel can last much longer and welded areas are far better protected ... - END - ... distributed by ... (noodl....

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Opinion: Europe Should Protect People, Not Borders

Spiegel Online

20 Apr 2015

The mass deaths of refugees like those seen this weekend on the European Union's external borders is not a consequence of politicians looking away ... The EU registers everything that happens near its borders ... The only people who stand a chance of applying for asylum in Europe are those with enough money to pay the human-traffickers, those who are tenacious enough to try over and over again to scale fences made of steel and barbed wire ... ....

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How Five Women Entrepreneurs Are Building A League of Extraordinary Teens

Huffington Post

20 Apr 2015

A wise person once said to me, "You don't have to wait until you're 30 to start helping the world." These are the words of 14-year-old Hunter Zampa, the youngest winner of the Food Network show "Chopped" and a passionate food activist, who's doing his fair share to help others through his culinary genius and his Future Chef Fundraisers ... Take for example, teen activist Lulu Cerone ... Teens are so tenacious and hopeful ... They just move ... ....

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Sanchez scores brace, Arsenal in FA Cup final

Taipei Times

19 Apr 2015

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger conceded luck played a big part in deciding Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final after 120 minutes against a relentless Reading outfit ... “In the end we were a bit lucky because their goalkeeper made a mistake ... Reading were tenacious and, while they frequently lacked quality in advanced areas, they forced the Premier League aristocrats to slum it in the sort of match more commonly seen in the lower leagues ... ....

Top Tenacious D, Dude (I Totally Miss You)

Dude, i totally miss you
I really fucking miss you
I'm all alone,
All the time, all the time
Dude, i totally miss you
The things we did together
Where have you gone?
Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Dude, i totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, i totally miss you
All the time
Ahhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah
aah ya-he haaa.
Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Dude, i totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, i totally miss you

Top Tenacious D, Explosivo

Climb upon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride,
gonna smoke some weed.
Climb upon my big-ass steed,
And ride, ride, ride.
Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend
I don't know,
But she's built like the shit
And she's good to go, go,
She's good to go,
She's good to go.
We are fuelled by Satan,
Yes we're schooled by Satan.
Fuelled by Satan!
Writin' those tasty riffs
just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!
We were the inventors
of the cosmic astral code.
We've come to blow you away,
We've come to blow your nose.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
We've come to blow the show.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
You know it, you know it!
Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about
But it's good to riddle-ah!
I am not one of you. I come from an ancient time.
I am known as The Kicker of Elves. I am also known as The Angel Crusher!

Top Tenacious D, Double Team

Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
That's the first thin' I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.
Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
Let's roll!
Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!
That was the one.
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!

Top Tenacious D, Drive thru

JB: Kage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
JB: Yeah, um...ah
Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?
JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: okay
JB: ...ah l-
Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want.
um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...
Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie
intake.
Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,
uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm
trying to watch my figure.
Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions.
Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cuz it's fish.
Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish...
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
JB: Um...
Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake.
JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies...
JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.
Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon
cheeseburger...
JB: Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee
and that's it.
Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee.
JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?
KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...
JB: Oh God! Come on with the order.
KG: I'm...
JB: Take forever.
KG: That's all I want. That's all I want...
JB: good. How much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?
JB: Do you have any money?
KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...
JB: Give it to me.
KG: Alright, here.
JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.
(Motor Sounds)

Top Tenacious D, Fuck Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard

Top Tenacious D, Hard Fucking

We should talk about the hard fucking now, the hard fucking?
Because I think it's pretty common complaint
Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking
You feel like your giving them some extra juice
Their not in to that, you think your like taken it to the limit
Maybe they are though there, into that
You know what the test is?
You just say get on top honey, you do what you like
And then sometimes she'll be fucking you really hard
It's like, wait, well you like that? You like that?
Slow down I'm going to spurt! Ahh uhh, sorry

Top Tenacious D, Friendship

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
Oh shit there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D.
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

Top Tenacious D, Friendship Test

JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING
KG: *Click sound* Two Kings.
JB: Hey Kage.
KG: Hey.
JB: How's it goin?
KG: Good, good.
JB: What're ya doin?
KG: Oh God, I was just, I w-
JB: I love you.
KG: ...what'd you say?
JB: Said I love you,man. Just wanted to say it.
KG: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That's awesome, fuckin awesome...I mean, uh, that's
cool you can, you can say that.
JB: ...Don't you have something to say?
KG: No...oh I mean, I uh, I like you.I like you too dude.
JB: Whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I'm glad I fuckin did this test on you. The
friendship test.
KG: What?
JB: No, man
KG What are you talkin about?
JB: What happened before, when I said I loved you,that was a test. Because man
I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn't done this test on you.
*whistle* hoo hoo!
KG: But you don't?
JB: Boy!
KG: You don't, really love me?
JB: Dude listen. You fuckin passed the test ok? But barely. Ya know what you
got?
KG: What?
JB: F plus. Click

Top Tenacious D, Cock Pushups

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

Top Tenacious D, Dio

Dio has rocked for a long, long time,
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildebeests and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.
It's time to pass the torch,
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.
We're takin' you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.
And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of.
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we'll make a good goulash baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.

Top Tenacious D, Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

I am complete
Funch
Yes, you are stuck, so out of luck
Now I'm complete and my jock you will pluck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die
Wait, wait, wait, you mother trucker
We challenge you to a rock off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Damn, dradge, fudge, The Demon Code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?
If we win, you must take
Your sorry butt back to Hades
And also you will have to pay our rent
And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to Hell
What? Trust me Kage, it's the only way
What you talking about? To be your little boy
Fine, let the Rock Off begin
I'm the Devil, I love metal
Check this riff, it's hot and tasty
I'm the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel
No, c'mon Kage, bring the thunder
There's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece, listen to me
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Go, churn it, Kage
He's gonna make you his best slave
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
No, unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
Dude, it's been a long, long trip
De-activated lasers with my trick
Now it's time to blow this mother down
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cuz it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
Now we've got to blow this mother down
He's gonna takee me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cuz it's time to blow doors down
We'll bomb drive you, it's time for the black out
Hey anti-Christ-er, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce
We rock the casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter, we hold the key
You are the Devil, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D
You guys are freaking lame
Come on, Kage, you're coming with me
Taste my lightning, truckers, no
Oh, shucks, you broke my horn, oh no
From whence you came, you shall remain
Until you are complete again, no
Curse you, Kage and curse you, Jables
I'll get you Tenacious D

Top Tenacious D, Baby

I can't get to sleep tonight
No matter how hard I try
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the wind is a whistlin'
And I can't seem to put out the light
Momma's been searching for baby
But baby been tryin' to get home
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the moon cannot light the way
And Daddy's gone, bye bye
I'm just a babyyyyy
I've had this birthmark since I was born,
It's the name of our fucking band dude.

Top Tenacious D, Car Chase City

Car chase city,
That's the name,
Of my game.
It was all proven,
Now its totally lame!
KG really fucking,
Blew us some ass!
Now we're fucking,
Headed for a,
Total collapse!
Car chase city,
Roll away from a bus!
Thought that we wasn't,
But we totally was!
Car chase city,
Now we're off on the map!
Car chase city,
Now I'm takin' a crap!
Now it's getting hairy,
So we're changin' the key.
Never underestimate,
The power of E!
KG fuckin' put his foot on the gas!
If I go to prison, got the Pick in my ass!
Fuck this shit!
It's gone too far!
Kage pull over, let me out of the car!
Car chase city,
Now we're taking the lane!
KG blew it,
Now we're going insane!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Let them try to fill up the hole!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Car chase city!
Car chase city-ah!
Car chase city!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a fuckin' rigmarole!
Piss!
Speed!
Tremble!
Aagh!
Gas!
Brakes!
Spin it, go Kyle!
So spin it, go Kyle!
S'broke!
Flip it!
Gas!
Nitro!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a fuckin' rigmarole!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Rockin' was the ulti-mofo!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Hey guys, you're running a little late.
There's no spot left. You got any new material?
What we got's gonna turn your brain to shit.

Top Tenacious D, Break In-City (Storm The Gate!)

The mission is clear,
i'm going over there
I'm going to do the mission
I flip around the corner,
flat as a pancake
And then i- oh noo! A camera
Stay back here,
devise a plan
Dive into the bushes
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!
Ninja style,
samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-fucker
Now i'm climbin up,
up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
oh! storm the gates!
Two air-vents on the roof,
thats what the guy was talkin a- Shit!
Electric Eye
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!

Top Tenacious D, Classico

Can’t you see he’s the man,
Let me hear you applaud,
He is more than a man
He's a shiny golden god.
If you think its time to fucking rock,
And fucking roll, out of control
Well then you know you've got to rock the block,
You fucking suck, My fucking cock
Cause when you rule, you fucking school,
All of the fools, out of there jewels
Cause if you think it’s time to,
If you think it’s time to,
If you think it’s time to fucking rooooock.
He is going to kick your fucking ass,
And you know his name is Kyle Gass
Rocking and fucking rolling,
And fucking rocking, and fucking rolling

Top Tenacious D, City Hall

All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up,
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Oh my God.
Ahh... What?
Dude, the red phone is flashing.
Oh, yeah.
Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
Who is it?
What?! No! No fucking way!
What?
Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
Oh my God... what?
Dude, I gotta stay here!
Why do I have to go?
Please! Please!
Oh, God, okay.
Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
Uh, dude?
Rage.
I went all over Idaho...
Yeah?
Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
What? There was no famine?
Yeah, there was no famine, no.
Dude.
I don't know what's uh...
A toast...
A toast...
Long live the "D."
Long live the "D."
Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
What?
For the good of the land.
You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
Noooooooooo!!!!!
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
Don't, cut that part out.
We've got it.
Um, do you believe in God?
I believe, I believe.
You do?
I believe in God. I believe in God.
Y'do--
I believe in God.
Do you?
I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--!
I got some lyrics.
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,

Top Tenacious D, Tenacious D Time

All the ladies in the house say yeah
Come on you mother fuckers say a prayer
When you fights you gots to fight fair
You mother fucker, oh, you mother fucker
You know what time it is
Tenacious D time, you mother fucker waaa

Top Tenacious D, Tenacious D

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground
And he looked on the stage
The lava was throwing
And boiling inside the old Kage
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore
No one respected him
They just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Left on the streets of his dreams
He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through
The rain
To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
Because Rage Kage and I, can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
RAGE KAGE!
OH RAGE KAGE!
There'd be magic inside that old name
And you know that you know
When you're going completely insane
Oh the Rage Kage!
Oh the Rage Kage!
All the line we rolled once again
And you know
Yes you know
When you're going completely insane
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Top Tenacious D, Sasquatch

There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link
In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of.
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams
He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told
His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)
Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real
Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass.
It's just that the D it's always just been me and KG
And we're just not comfortable being a power trio.
I hope there's no hard feelings
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real
Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (Sasquatch)
You and Tenacious D... are... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal
Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass
And who should I tell them said that
Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch.
They won't know what friend you're talking about.
Ok, Sure.

Top Tenacious D, Destiny

[Chorus]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin cause its fucking insane
its just the pick! of Destiny, child
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
[Verse 1]
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage
He met Jables and he taught him well
All the techniques that were developed in Hell
Cock Push-ups and the Power Slide
Geek simulation now theres nowhere to hide
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
and then they got the Pick Of Destiny
[Chorus 2]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
you know where we'll be rockin cause its freakin' insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
Our tasty grooves are better than a Chicken Cho-mein
Cause he who is sleazy, is easy to pleasy
and she who is juicy, must be loosy goosy
and he who is groovy, will be in my movie so come on!
[Verse 2]
The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale
the demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow
but then it broke its tooth and thus the demon said "ow"
[Chorus 3]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
you know where we'll be rockin cause its fucking insane
Cause its the pick! of destiny, child,
You know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane
Cause he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer
and she who is starky, is full of malarky
and he who is groovy, must be in my movie so come on!
(Guitar Solo)
Cause if your a diva, then go to Geneva
and if your a croney, then suck on my boney
and if you are groovy, then get in my movie
Its called the Pick of Destiny

Top Tenacious D, Throwdown

Moses came down from the hill
Holding the rules in his hand
Looked all around
Suddenly found
Noone was listening
Now it's time to throw down
So throw down
Throw down
We throw down
Throw down
Jesus turned water to wine
The star in the sky was a sign
They called him a liar
You're not the messiah
Get out of the temple
Now it's time to throw down
So throw down
Yeah throw down
We throw down
Throw down
And then came a man i can't name
Because if i do i'll be maimed
They'll chop off my head
And then i'll be dead
You know who i'm talking about
It's time to throw down
So throw down
Yeah throw down
We throw down aaaah
Throw down
All religions of the world today
We got to leave 'em alone
We got to use our fucking brains today
Before we're gone
Before we're goooooooooone
RIGHT NOW!!!
The three of them fought in the rain
The world was completely insane
Sound the alarms
Nuclear bombs
You crazy motherfucker now
It's time to throw down
So throw down
Yeah throw down
Throw down yeaaaaaaaah

Top Tenacious D, To Be The Best

To be the best
We got to pass the test
We gotta make it all the way
To the top of the mountain
We can do it again!
To feel the high
We got to learn to fly
We got to take it to the sky
On the wings of an eagle!
You're the best in the world!
You are the best but you say you don't know
You got the touch, now come on let it show
You call the shots
But you know that you gots to believe in
The things that you're dreaming
Your search for the meaning
Is very Revealing
The power of Being
Is what you're feeling
You gotta believe

Top Tenacious D, The Road

The road is fuckin' hard,
The road is fuckin' tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It's the fuckin' road my friend
But it's the only road I know.
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!
The road is fuckin' hard,
It's also really fuckin' tough,
There's no question that
It don't take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it's the only fuckin' road I know,
When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!
I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We screwed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why can't I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because I'm talkin' about the road.

Top Tenacious D, Tribute

[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his rubber tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]

Top Tenacious D, Wonderboy

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck
Yeah, yeah
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comparable to Wonderboy
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, Holmes
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away
With mind bullets, that's telekinesis, Kyle
How 'bout the power to move you?
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Riggah goo goo, riggah goo goo
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen
And they called themselves Tenacious D
That's right
Me, and KG, that's me, we're now Tenacious D
Come fly with me, fly
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man
Oh, take my hand Young Nastyman, and we'll fly
Bring out your broadsword, there's the hydra
Slice his throat, and grab his scroat
You take the high road, I'll take the low

Top Tenacious D, Rock Your Socks Off

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6!
It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy,
'Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? (right!)
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained
To rock your fuckin' socks off!
Give 'em a taste KG.
Okay.
That is Bach and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school
Called the school of hard knocks!
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children now to freak your shit out!
All right!
Now I know what a lot of you are sayin':
"I just figured out what I'm 'onna do with the rest of my days.
I'm 'onna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds and be the next D.
" Well I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin' up
at the crack a' noon, for deep-knee rock squats!?
Seven or eight at a time!? In a row?
How 'bout are you willing to make the commitment
to rock-hard tasty abs washer-board style?
Glistening in the sun. How 'bout are you willin' to make the commitment,
wakin' up, goin' okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear?
Can't decide: Can't decide: Brain aneurysm!
We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
to rock your fuckin' socks off. And all we ask in return is so precious little.
All we're askin' you to do is drop trou and squeeze out
a Cleveland Steamer on my chest.
2-3-4,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children won't you freak your shit out!

Top Tenacious D, The Divide

What's it gonna be Kyle?
You have to decide.
Tits or destiny?
Tits.
Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!!

Top Tenacious D, The Government Totally Sucks

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The government would fuck him up his righteous A!
Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They're fucking up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them fucking extinct (oh no!)
The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks
Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a baby's breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA
The USAAAAAA, yeah!
Bring back the USAAAA, yeah!
The fucking USAAAA yeah!
Bring back the US!
Government totally sucks!
That was amazing, you changed people's lives tonight!

Top Tenacious D, The Metal

You can't kill the metal
Metal will live on
Punk Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were smite to the ground
New Wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal
They failed as they were thrown to the ground
No one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why, we do not know
New Wave tried to destroy the metal
But the metal had its way
Grunge, then tried to dethrone the metal
But metal was in the way
Punk Rock tried to destroy the metal
But metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal
But Techno was proven wrong

Top Tenacious D, Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)

Arrgggghhhh!
Arrrggghhhh!
That's good, lets go an adventure,
Yeah, la la la
I've got lots to show you, la la la
Can i be a sasquatch too? la la la
You already are la la la you're my son JB, my wittle baby sass, la la la la la la la la la la la la
Ahhh.
Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la)
Yay!
C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
Wheeeee!
We're flying!
We're flying!
Hold on boy!
Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These lyrics don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,

Top Tenacious D, POD

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage.
When he buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock-pushups and the power slide.
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
and then they got the Pick Of Destiny.
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
our tasty moves are better than a chicken chow mein.
Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
and she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
and he who is groovy,
will be in my movie, so come on!
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow.
But then he broke his tooth,
and thus the demon said Ow.
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
you know our movie's better than a Citizen Kane
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
and she who is snarky,
is full of malarkey.
and he who is groovy,
must be in my movie, so come on!
Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
and if you're a croney,
then suck on my boney.
and if you are groovy,
then get in my movie,
It's called the Pick of Destiny.

Top Tenacious D, Inward Singing

(Kyle Gass snores loudly)
(Jack Black:) Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it.
(shouts) Cage! Come here, I want you!
(Kyle Gass:) What? What? God! I'm sleeping, dude!
What are you talking about...
(JB:) Oh my god.
(KG:) What?
(JB:) I did it.
(KG:) What d'ya do?
(JB:) I've done it. I fuckin' did it.
The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodelling, dude.
Oh my god, inward singing.
(KG:) What?
(JB:) Check it out, it's an invention.
And it makes non-stop rocking possible.
(shouts) Think about it, man!
Rock singers are only rocking you half of the time!
The other time they're... they're... they're... they're breathing! In!
But not anymore, baby! hahahahaha! Not with inward singing, check it out!
(Jack sings inwards, then outwards. while doing this, he sings:)
And then I start some lyrics and you can't believe I'm singing
And I'm never fucking stopping
And I'm always fucking singing
And now you know that I will never stop the fucking singing
I'm like a fucking one-man band
I'm like a fucking one-man band!
(spoken)
And I can sing like that all fucking night!
(KG:) ...Wow... It wasn't really non-stop though, there was a slight...
(JB:) (shouts) Arrgh, shut up! It is non-stop!
And the other thing is, that when I'm fuckin' singing in,
it sounds even better!
Than when I'm singing out! Shut up! Fuck you! You fucking dick!
Always nay-saying... everything I create! You piece of shit!
YOU create something like inward singing! You fucking shit!
You fucking sit in your tower! Fucking nap...
(KG:) (laughing)
(JB:) What's funny?... You fucking bitch! Fucking... fuck you!
Fuckin'...cock ass!
(Jack pauses for a minute to breathe)
(JB:) You're fired from the band.
(KG:) Um, that won't be necessary, Jack.
(JB:) Why?
(KG:) I'm quitting.
(JB:) What?

Top Tenacious D, History

This is a song called 'The History Of Tenacious D'
And it's not just a list of hog wash
That we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise to power
We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the Devil's plain
We've walked with Jesus and His Cross
He did not die in vain, no
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2
We've even stopped a moving train
We've traveled through space and time, my friends
To rock this house again, rock
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
And we'll ride 'til the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I'll turn your freaking hide, ride
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jack's voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign
We reign supreme, ohh God
Burrito Supreme and a Chicken Supreme
And a Cutlass Supreme
Supreme, yeah, go now, Kyle 1, 2, 3
Supreme, go now, Kyle, 1, 2, 3
Supreme, go now, Kyle, 1, 2, 3
Burrito Supreme and a Chicken Supreme
And a Cutlass Supreme

Top Tenacious D, Kielbasa

Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
Better, closer, warmer.
That's it. Okay.
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!
Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

Top Tenacious D, Kickapoo

A long ass freaking time ago
In a town called Kickapoo
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through
But yay, there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in line
A vision he did see-eth
Freaking rocking all the time
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align
Oh, the dragon's boards were blazing
As I stepped into his cave
Then I sliced his freaking cockles
With a long and shiny blade
'Twas I who bugged the dragon
Buckalizing buckaloo
And if you try to buck with me
Then I shall buck you too
Gotta get it on in the party zone
I gotta lock and load in the party zone
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone
Gotta break the code in the party zone
You've disobeyed my orders, son
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you
Jesus loves him more
This music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of Hell
Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work
He wants you to rebel
You'll become a mindless puppet
Beelzebub will pull the strings
Your heart will lose direction
And chaos, it will bring
You'd better shut your mouth
You better watch your tone
You're going for a week
With no telephone
Don't wanna hear you cry
Don't let me hear you moan
You gotta praise The Lord
When you're in my home
Dio, can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock
My father thinks you're evil
But man, he can suck a rock
Rock is not the Devil's work
It's magical and rad
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my dad
I hear you, brave young Jables
You are hungry for the rock
But to learn the ancient method
Sacred doors, you must unlock
Escape your father's clutches
And this oppressive neighborhood
On a journey, you must go
To find the land of Hollywood
In The City of Fallen Angels
Where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance
And the world's most awesome band
To find your fame and fortune
Through the valley you must walk
You will face your inner demons
Now go, my son and rock
So he bailed from freaking Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art
But in the end, he knew
That he would find his counterpart

Top Tenacious D, Karate Schnitzel

JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIKAY!
KG: OW!

Top Tenacious D, Karate

With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.
Kyle betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.
I'm 'onna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.

Top Tenacious D, One Note Song

(spoken)
Kyle Gass: Jack.
Jack Black: Yeah?
KG: Do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that aren't really... that are actually robots, living among us?
JB: No.
KG: ...that we can't tell...
JB: No, we dont have the technology yet. But Rage. Rage. Rage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: You know what I was thinking? Stop playing. I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Check it out, just do what I do.
KG: Ok.
JB: Just play this note. And then we both keep playing... just keep both playing that note. Every once in a while bend it. And that's it... and just remember who wrote that song. Me baby, me.
KG: Oh.
JB: See, it's fucking simple. That's one song in the bank. Next song.
KG: Is, uh?
JB: Next song!
KG: How can? But it's one note...
JB: Next!
KG: Anybody could have wrote it, anybody could have done that. Its one song, its one note.
JB: But guess who did write it... ME!
KG: Yeah but did you... did you write the, the listen...
JB: Dude I did, I told you to do the bending every once in a while!
KG: Oh yeah you did.
JB: Woohoo, I win!
KG: Shit.

Top Tenacious D, Master Exploder

Aaah! Arghhh!
I do not need, (he does not need)
a microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fucking, (fucking)
Powerful!!
Aaah!! Arghhh!
Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that shit happens to me,
all the time!
Now take a look (take a look)
tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We've got the Pick of Destiny!

Top Tenacious D, Lee

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
We're talkin' fuckin' Lee
I had a friend named Lee
He cast a spell a spell on me
If me and Lee and KG could be three
Flyin' free Tenaciously
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee
I'd propose on bended knee
To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee
Lee Lee
Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee
Lee Lee
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee Lee
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee
If me, and Lee, and KG
(That's me)
Could be three
(Could be three)
Plant a tree
(Plant a tree)
Just for Lee
(Just for Lee)
Just for Lee
(Lee)
Just for Lee
Lee, Lee, Lee
Lee, Lee, Lee

Top Tenacious D, Kyle Quit The Band

Last week, Kyle quit the band,
Now we're back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, now we're back together again.
A-la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!
This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to kick some ass.
Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass.
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash, and then we thrash.
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.
And everyone is invited to the bash.
And everyone you're all invited to the bash!

Top Tenacious D, Warning

We've been sent, to issue all you people here a warning.
I'm not at liberty to say the details of our most peculiar warning.
Yeah.
Suffice to say, all you people here are in grave danger.
So come on!
Through the skies, he flies!
He doesn't know the reason why!
But he flies so high, you know that it's true!
Lot of times, when the elders, they smile.
An illusion, an infusion, an intrusion!
An amusement park ride!
Exploding brains, from Alzon to Zanzibar.
To the shores of ye old rustic Chinook.
Decimating the competition.
Leaving in their wake, the blind ambition.
Come along children, and rock, get it on.
In whatever heinous realm that it squats.
In whatever heinous realm that it squats.
In whatever heinous realm that it squats.
That it squats, that it squats, that it squats.

Top Tenacious D, Kick It With A Tasty Groove

Jack: Let's kick it. I'll say kick it, and you'll just
kick it with a tasty groove, okay? 1, 2, 3, kick
it.........kick it, come on, god damn it, GOD, KYLE!
COULD YOU ONE TIME KICK IT, WHAT THE FUCK?
Kyle: Jack, don't put it all on me...I've been sitting
here, waitin'
Jack: Okay, we've got a cruicial, clutch cargo gig coming
up, Kyle. you COCK SUCKER! YOU don't give a shit, and
I've been sittin' around, getting sick of your attitude!!
YOU FUCKER! YOU FFFUCKIN' BITCH!
Kyle: I don't think I like Your attitude.
(Jack interrupts) YOU FUCKER!
You know what?! I quit!
Kyle gets up, walks away, opens a door, and closes the
door.
Jack cries.

Top Tenacious D, School of Rock

Baby we was making straight A's
But we were stuck in a dumb days
Don't take much to memorize your life
I feel like I've been hypnotocised
And then that magic man he come to town
WHOO-WEE
He done spun my head around
He said "Recess is in session
2 and 2 makes 5 "
And now baby oh i'm alive
OH YEAH I am Alive
(CHORUS)
And if you wanna be the teachers pet
Well baby you just better forget it
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time
OH YEAH
Oh you know I was on an honor roll
Got good grades and got no soul
Raised my hand before I could speak my mind
Oh I been biting my tongue to many times
And then that magic man said to obey (A-hah)
Do what magic man do
Not what magic man say
Now can I please have the attention of the class
Todays assignment...Ahem...KICK SOME ASS!
(CHORUS)
And if you wanna be the teachers pet
Well baby you just better forget it
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time
Repeat
This is my final exam
Now y'all know who I am
I might not be your perfect son
But y'all be rockin' when I'm done

Top Tenacious D, Special Things

Well, me and K.G.
Yeah, we're going to sing.
A little song about a few special things.
Special things.
Talkin' special things.
Like when a friend gives a friend, a helping hand.
Helps his little buddy to understand.
That's a special thing.
A very special thing.
Yeah, take it J.B.
I hate to interrupt the thing.
That Lee was saying about him and K.G.
Special thing.
What do you think this is?
Tenacious D, 3-D, no, no, no, no.
Like when K.G. hits a tin cup shot, on a Genesis golf.
Tin Cup.
That's a special thing.
A special thing.
Or when K.G. pops in Jenny Craig Mac and Chee, and hands it to me?
That's a special thing.
That's a special thing.
Now one and one, and one is three.
A rare occasion for life's Triple D.
K.G., J.B., and me.
K.G., J.B., and Lee.
K.G., J.B., and me.
Now that's one special thing.

Top Tenacious D, Human Hopes

Today, drops of a rain will turn in snow. Today the sun
will die
Eternal gloom, Will cover the faces, Makes a human
hopes like an ashes of paper
Eyes are filled with blood and hands are pierced with
needles.
Your heads are lost, and belief is not more the same.
Your freedom for a while only the who will open eyes,
learns, that the reason in all and always.
Enmity remain between us.
The rest of a life will lead in emptiness, getting no
understanding that've waited for along time...
And nobody has come, nobody has saved
So many is undone, but he has called, not asked a word
You have chose this way, where all for you is solved...
Today, drops of a rain will turn in snow. Today the sun
will die
Eternal gloom, Will cover the faces, Makes a human
hopes like an ashes of paper
Eyes are filled with blood and hands are pierced with
needles.
Your heads are lost, and belief is not more the same.
Your freedom for a while only the who will open eyes,
learns, that the reason in all and always.
Enmity remain between us.
The rest of a life will lead in emptiness, getting no
understanding that've waited for along time...
And nobody has come, nobody has saved
So many is undone, but he has called, not asked a word
You have chose this way, where all for you is solved...

Top Tenacious D, Sign Of War

In the nightime desert, I heard the pattering of feet.
This is an army of darkness hitting the road.
Axes. Spears. Swords in their arms.
There is a force and a sign of war without god.
Hot sand, heated sun, Stony ashes lie down on the ground.
Everything that was living,
Everything that was breathing, becomes fire.
Day or night, now is never mind. Stony face eclipsed the
sun.
Everything what was staying, will stand by the sign -
Sign of ruins. sign of war. Warriors run, proudly they
fight.
They melted their iron swords.
Blood burns their powerfull fingers.
Bird of anger is flying child of peace is crying.
No one have a chance be a great mistake.

Top Tenacious D, Black Cathedral

The pagan world will destroy Christianity,
From there where no trace only ashes of the cross.
And the Bible lines fall silently on the ground,
Covering with itself all steps of Black Cathedral.
Warriors come, get my spite to great is the enemy,
Every single one who is carrying faith in Jesus.
We will destroy... Here in the moon deeper in my eyes,
Hidden black cathedral. Here presages Black Cathedral...
Forces of Black Cathedral... Every night burns the
flame...
Flame of christian churches. Warriors come, Death to
Christianity...
Warriors come, calling souls... on the ground of Black
Cathedral.
Warriors come, Falling souls.

Top Tenacious D, Things I Want

[Santa]
Ho, Ho, Ho
So many christmas letters
So many wishes
Lucy wants a squeezy doll
Jimmy wants a moon rocket
Oh, this list's rather long...
[Sum 41]
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yah
[JB]
Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you
'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty
But cut me some slack
'Cause theres alotta cool shit I want
So heres my list-a
So check it a twice-a
I want
A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front
I want
A Motley Crue lunch box filled with sticky buns
I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight
I want all of the Beetles copyrights
I wanna chop Florida off the map
I want Pamela Anderson's speedo top!
Here ya go, Santa
That's my Christmas list
That's all the cool shit I want
But wait a minute, Santa
Here's some things I missed
There's still alotta cool shit I want
So here's my list-a
So check it a twice-a
I want
A time machine and a BB gun
I want
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun
I want
To party naked on a school bus full of nuns
I want
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican
There ya go, Santa
I'm sure you'll agree that
There's some really cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty
But I gaurantee
That I deserve every single one
So take my list-a
And check it a twice-a
I know i've been naughty
But life aint nice-a
Please i still-a
Need some more shit-a
I want
I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt
I want
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt
I want
A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks
I want
All the cool shit I want!

Top Tenacious D, Primitive Dance

When the sun will sink in a sea
And the singing of birds will die away.
When the beast wails in darkness
And hears a sinister scream.
I will see familiar faces, silhouettes of the bravest
tribes,
Warriors back from the march, bringing their victims to
Gods.
We will make lonely fires we will seat and keep the
silence,
Respecting the memory of those,
Who we'll meet in the other world.
When the first stars flashed up
And the leader of tribes becomes another.
He will dance an ancient rite, a primitive dance of fate.

Top Tenacious D, Training Medley

It could've been disaster til the pupil found his master!
Something rhymes with master!
He's teaching him in the ways of rock!
His fingers move with blinding speed!
Within my mind he'll plant the seed!
I'm proud to be amongst his learned flock!
He teaches me!
Besieges me!
And when I've learned all of his lessons then I'll know the ancient secrets of his ROCK!
The Kyle Gass Project is out of control, alright!
He turned me to a diamond from a piece of coal yeah ya yah!
He teaches me the secrets of the pumpkin patch!
He teaches me he teaches do you like it like that alright!
Ohyeah!
Do you like it like that!?

Top Tenacious D, Sex Supreme

That's the first thing I say to you
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey, thinkin' 'bout
A couple things to say to you
Showin', growin'
And I'd like to place my hands
Upon your fuckin' sexy ass
And squeeze and squeeze
Take off your blouse and your underpants
Then take a look 'cause here me and KG come naked
Out of the side hatch, pretty oils and perfume and incense
Now you're groovin', put on a cool '70's groove
A funky groove to fuck you
The funky groove that fucks you
You guessed it, me, me and KG
It's all about sex supreme
We likes to cream jeans
Have you ever been worked on by two guys
Who are hot for your snatch? That's what I'm offerin' you
You step into our room and then you smell the perfumes
You lay upon our roundish bed
And then you feel a tickling on your head
It's KG with a feather, the French tickler
Look out baby, he's got the tools
And then you feel somethin' down by your feet
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' on your toes
We don't mind suckin' on toes
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes
Havin' sex with me and KG

Top Tenacious D, Marching Of The Hordes

On the rise of a new dawning
I gaze upon a pagan mass
Who cry in tones of victory and hail their gods in the
skies
Their shields and armor are glittering under the heat of
a heathen sun
Their hearts face with the pride to follow their father
long gone
The blades of their weapon are bloody wet with flesh
christian blood
Storming through the battlefields for the pantheon of
their god
They ride their steeds to new frontiers forever more in
the night...
Ah... Marching of the hordes...
Against a sky tinted crimson red
Over bloodsoaked meadows
Through the ashes of the shamanic flames

Top Tenacious D, Now Were Back Together

Last week Kyle left the band
Now we're back together
Misunderstanding, didn't understand
Doesn't matter, now we're back together again
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash
This is our song of exalted joy Because
We are the band that kicks some ass
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass
What are we gonna do with all the cash
Smoke hash
And then we're thrashed
We'll throw a big old bash

Top Tenacious D, Flash

Top Tenacious D, 5 Needs

This one goes to all the disciples out there on the
journey that we call life
You know there's only 5 needs
And Kyle and I have compiled 'em
And awoken them into song
A song that we like to call the 5 needs
First you need the planet
Earth beneath your feet
You couldn't live an instant without that
Then you need the air
Oxygen to breathe
You couldn't live five minutes without that
Then you need the water
The icy cold water
Now, you need some love (love)
You need some love (love)
We only wanted to rock your world (We hoped that we rocked your world)
The fifth need is to rock your world (We really wanna rock your world)
It comes before food!

Top Tenacious D, Star Trek

Be-yond the rim of the star-light
My love is wan-d'ring in star flight.
I know he'll find
In star-clustered reach-es,
Love, strange love
A Star-wo-man teach-es.
I know his jour-ney ends nev-er.
His star trek will go on for-ev-er.
But tell him while
He wanders his star-ry sea,
Remember,

Top Tenacious D, Butt Cheeks

"Kielbasa"
[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new.
C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad
start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.
[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!
Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
[spoken]

Top Tenacious D, Rocket Sauce

Rocket,
Rocket,
All of my Rocket Sauce,
All of my f**kin' Rocket Sauce,
All of my Rocket Sauce,
Hey!
Rocket,
Rocket,
All of my Rocket sauce... all of my...
dude Thats the ice cream song...

Top Tenacious D, Spiderman

This is a song
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!
David Dark comin at 'em
He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not fucking really Spidey
His moves didn't work because he's fucking Spidey!
Spiderman doesn't look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the fucking BVDs
Outline... oh fuck Stay totally still!
Stay totally still
It's fucking sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture him
I'm not moving on... fuck!
He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the fucking Spidey
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It fucking holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!
He fucking used a Matrix move!
He fucking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna fucking bowl?
What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us
He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!
Here comes Sassafrass! He's fucking really pissed off
Now what the fuck is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)
You should've fucking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fucking bummed
What are you doing.no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!
He's sucking on his fucking chode!
He's gonna shoot your fucking load
If I know Sassafrass! He's gonna shoot the load
Ahh! That's non-dairy creamer!
What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears.
That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass... he hasn't fucking done enough
He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)
The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump
Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up!
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!

Top Tenacious D, I Wanna Fuck You

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard

Top Tenacious D, Dear Penis

I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Ohh, dear penis
I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me
A paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to be getting by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
He sings:
Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinking
You put me in places I've never been before
Dear Rodney
I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip
on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truly how we feel
If we put out heads together
We just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney

Top Tenacious D, Jack Black---Let's Get It On

I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh come on
Let's get it on, oh baby
Let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on
Sugar, let's get it on
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we got to being
Let's live
I love you
There's nothing wrong with me
Lovin' you, baby no no
And givin' yourself to me could never be wrong
If the love is true, oh baby
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful
Life can be
I'm asking you baby
To get it on with me
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push
I won't push you baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
You know what I'm talkin' about
Come on baby, hey hey
Let your love come out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on
Let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on
Please get it on
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on darlin'
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Gonna get it on
I wanna get it on
You don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves ya
Let me groove ya... good
Let your love come down

Top Tenacious D, The Amazing Spiderman

Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can! Is he
strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Hey
there, there goes the Spiderman! Is he strong, Listen
bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Can he scream, o
yeah! Take a look over there! Hey there, here comes the
Spiderman! David Dark coming at him, he's got f*ckin
ultimate fighter championship moves! Here comes Spidey,
he's not f*ckin really Spidey, his moves didn't work
because he's f*ckin Spidey. Spiderman doesn't look
right, he looks like sheep a*s. Spidey, wearing the
Nike shoes! I can see in the f*ckin BVDs. Outline... oh
fuck, stay totally still. Stay totally still. Its
f*ckin Sassaphrasquatch! I've been searching for him
for 10 years and now's my chance to capture him! I'm
not movin, oh f*ck! He's usin the web! He's usin the
web! Look at Spidey! He screams at the audience! He's
using the f*ckin Spidey...ahh couldn't hold him. He
f*ckin holds almost everybody, but it didn't work on
Sass! He f*ckin used a matrix move, he f*ckin used a
matrix move! Douche! Ha! One f*ckin ball! What the f*ck
is going down? Somebody help us! He's got a
tranquilizer gun! David Dark's got a tranquil gun! he
shot him in the a*s with a tranquilizer gun! Why does
he have his c*ck out? That's not right! Here comes
Sassafras, he's f*ckin really p*ssed off. Now what the
f*ck is happening tonight? Is he gonna fight? He should
have f*ckin known not to pull out your d*ck in front of
Sass. He'll rip that sh*t right off! Now you're f*ckin
bummed! What are you doing? No, no no! Don't make him
suck your chode! oh Jesus, suckin on his f*ckin chode!
He's gonna shoot a f*ckin load! Fine old Sassafras,
he's gonna shoot a load. Ahh, yes, that's nondairy
creamer! What the f*ck? That's bad news bears! That's a
lot of c*mm! That's way too much Sass c*mm! Sassafras,
he hasn't f*cking done enough. He's dragging him by the
foot, he's gettin him in position. I don't know what
for, but I think it's finger lickin! Oh no, oh no! The
ultimate fighter championship! P*ss flamin sh*t! And
he's taking it to him! Oh Jesus! Wait a second, he's
got him tricked! The old stick for the f*ckin Sassafras
trick, works every time! See if you can keep him alive.
Battle this, life is a great big hang up! Whenever
there's a bang up, you'll see Sassafras and Spiderman

Top Tenacious D, Bowie

Stabbing her with my bowie while i'm naked.
Painted from head to toe i'm so aroused.
Ohh!
Stabbing her with my bowie while i'm naked.
Painted from head to toe i'm so, so aroused.
row row row your boat gently down the stream
merrely merrely merrely merrely life is but a dream...

Top Tenacious D, My Biznitch Is The Shiznit

Well we met in the food court in the mall, She was in line at arbys and I was
sippin on a malt, Such a lovely girl I walked up to her, I wanna make u mine
and buy u diamonds and pearls, She gave me her pager number and said "beep me
sometime" Right there I knew that this girl was mine Youre my number one girl,
the best in the world, Ur the ish to me forget the other girls...
Biznitch, My Biznitch is the shiznit, Biznitch, My biznitch is the shiznit
I was doin cannonballs at the YMCA, She came up to me and said Hey no
Horseplay, So I got out the pool like I was the man, Cruised on over to her
lifegaurd stand, I asked for her number maybe call her sometime, She looked at
me, smiled, and said fine,Youre my number one girl, the best in the world, Ur
the ish to me forget the other girls...
Biznitch, My Biznitch is the shiznit, Biznitch, My biznitch is the shiznit
Well U know my biznitch is the shiznit, All the fellas jealous to mind they
should mind their own business, I only got eyes for one girl, shes the one that
really rock my world, every day with me she makes my love stronger, when shes
not by my side all I do is wonder, Shes my number one girl the best in the
world, shes the ish to me forget the other girls...

Top Tenacious D, The History Of Tenacious D

this is a song called the history of tenacious d
and its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past,
but its a chronicling of our rise to POWER!
we ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devil's plain
we've walked with Jesus and his cross
he did not die in vain No!
we've run with wolves
we've climbed K2 even stopped a moving train
we've traveled through space and time my friends to rock this house again
Rock!
we ride we ride and we'll never subside
we'll ride till the planets collide
and if you say that we do not ride,
I'll turn your fucking hide
RIDE!
Kyle's fingers be silver
Jack's voice then be gold
both lest you think we're vain!
We know we're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D we reign...
we reign Supreme
OH GOD! Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme and a Cutlass Supreme
Supreme Yeah!
[scream]Go now Kyle Go now Kyle
Supreme!

Top Tenacious D, Hare Krishna

I wasn't very popular in high school, And here's what I figured out
It was because I needed it too much, I needed attention
I think I have a, a chromosome, The need-attention-chromosome
I know that some of you have it too
And it's fuckin' tragic
Caused a lot of pain, early on
And this is a song about that
Everything sucked in high school
So I moved to the Miiiidlle Eeeast
I kicked ass with the Krishna
I took on their belief
Sista! A-Hari Krishna
A-Hari Hari, A-Fucking Hari
Now I'm back home now
Momma don't like me
Daddy don't recognize me
A Hari Hari
A-Hari Krishna, oh yeah!
A Fucking Hari
A Hariiiiiiiii

Top Tenacious D, Sex Song

That's the first thing I say to you, How's it goin`? Are you flowin`? Listen honey, thinkin` bout a couple things to say to you. Showin`, growin`. And I'd like to place my hands upon your fuckin` sexy ass and squeeze, and squeeze.
Take off your blouse and your underpants, then take a look, cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch. Pretty oils and perfume, and insense. Now you're groovin, put on a cool '70s groove, a funky groove to fuck you, the funky groove that fucks you. You guessed it, me, me and KG.
It's all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans. Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your snatch? That's what I'm offerin` you. You step into our room, and then you smell the perfumes. You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head. It's KG with a feather, the French tickler, look out baby he's got the tools.

Top Tenacious D, Senorita

Well I'm telling you to step outside
Oh really?
Yeah, we got some things to talk about
A little lady named Conchita
Hey!
Yeah, you harmed her
What? Who said? Who are you?
Yeah, fuck you you piece of shit
When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground
I see he's cut me with a bottle
My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle
Donde estas mi horse? Ayee
Digame, donde esta Larry? Ayee
En los montanes? Donde, en los canyon?
Muy bien, cold-water canyon?
Andale, hey, ha, ha
Ah, te llamo mi Conchita
Yo tengo hambre para tu voca
Mira mi cara
Soy en fuego para tu bueso
Mi amor
Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away
With Conchita, oh my mamacita, kissing him upon the face
I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control
Ah I'm sorry mamacita
Oh my little senorita

Top Tenacious D, They Fucked Our Asses

They fucked our asses,
They fucked 'em hard,
But we kept our indie cred,
For the whole nine yards,
Hi-a-a-a
They blocked our album,
They fucked our show,
But we marched through hill and bill,
Through the ice and snow,

Top Tenacious D, The Pick Of Destiny

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!
In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin' he was all of the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
all the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
and then they got the Pick of Destiny.
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!
Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
will be in my movie,
so come on!
The wizard and the demons had a battle royale,
the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
but then he broke a tooth thus the demon said ouw.
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane!
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey,
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
must be in my movie,
so come on!
Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
And if you're a carny,
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
then get in my movie!
It's called the Pick of Destiny!

Top Tenacious D, Rize Of The Fenix

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb
And all the critics said that the D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again
Just like the phoenix
We'll fuckin' rise again
That's right, the phoenix
Will rise again, y'all
'Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix
We'll fuckin' rise again, y'all
That's right, the phoenix
Will rise again, aw
Sun shining, it's a hell of a day
Bright is back and it's headed your way
D's here, now we're puttin' on a show
We'll stink it up, then we will need a window
Out rockin', yeah we're rockin' again
Black Mamba is my personal friend
Phil Jackson is the master of zen
We'll pick you up, keep you over the weekend
It's the rise of the phoenix
It's the call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us
The fuckin' D is back, y'all
Lovemakin' all the way to the top
Boots smokin', but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot-blooded, that's lots of romance
It's the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It's the magic between us
The fuckin' D is back
But what if it's true?
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
And what will we do
About all the fans who have the D tattoo?
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off the D tattoos
Tattoos
They'll have to laser off the D tattoo, aw
Wait a minute Cage
What's that you say?
You know it's not too late
Yes it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be the shit
Too legit to quit
One hit
One hit
One hit
Yeah we're hoping this is it
One hit
Top 10 hit
Top 40 hit
Top 1000 hit
Aw, we don't care, as long as we get there
We'll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo

Top Tenacious D, Low Hangin' Fruit

Well me and Kage are hungry
We're hungry for some fruit
We wander through the garden
It would be a hoot
To eat some low hanging fruit
We're on a freaky pursuit
Don't want no high class model in designer fucking bathing suit
We want the low hanging fruit
Me and Kage are horny
We looking for a snack
Looking for a plump one
With a tasty crack
We want some low hanging fruit
She wears a bee keeper suit
She got the shit kickin' boot
We need the low hanging fruit
She got the flip flops on with hot red potatoes
And a butt floss thong with fried green tomatoes
And she loves the song we sing for the ladies c'mon
Oh my God[Freestyle]
Low hanging fruit
She wears a pink parachute
She got the black tattoo and the honky tonkin' daisy dukes
We love the low hanging fruit
We got the high class voodoo not gonna fuck me
But the low class voodoo sweet chunky monkey
When you smoke that bood it smell like a skunky c'mon

Top Tenacious D, Rock Is Dead

Rock is dead, rock is dead
Rock is dead, rock is dead
Talk to my friend, that's what he said
Is rock still around? No rock is dead
It's all over, rock and roll is dead
Bottle of jack, Mercury Fred
Muscle car, Grateful Dead
Lord of the Rings, Zeppelin Led
Devil tattoo, Right Said Fred
It's all over, rock and roll is dead
Take it Kones!
Started with blues, Belly of lead
Then there was Elvis, Nicky some red
Beatles arrive, started a trend
Axl Rose, give me some head
It's all over, rock and roll is dead
Rock is dead, rock is dead
Rock is dead, rock is dead
Get that freight train out of my head
Because a rock and a roll is a fuckin' dead
It's all over, rock and roll is dead
It's all over, rock and roll is dead
It's all over, rock and roll
Oh so baby now, rock and roll
R-r-r-r-r-rock and roll
Is dead

Top Tenacious D, Roadie

Well it's 3 P.M.
Time to lug the gear
Gotta get it on the stage
My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day
When I check the mic
I fucka' check the mic
I fucka' checka' checka' 1, 2, 3
I plug it in, I make it sound as good as can be
Cuz the rockers rock
But the roadie's roll
Gotta take them like it, cuz I take control
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage
Cuz the roadie knows what the roadie knows
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes
And he hides off in the shadows of the stage
Because the roadie looks 1000 miles with his eyes
And when the crowd roars:
Brings a teardrop to the roadies eyes
Tears of pride
Because he brought you the show
But you will never know
He's changing the strings
While hiding in the wings
No matter how hard, the show must go on
Then a beautiful girl come to me she
Says, "hey can I suckka your dick"
I say yes, I am in love
Then she quickly said, "I sucked your dick, now gimme that backstage pass"
I do not want you roadie, I want K.G's chode
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams
Without me there'd be now sound from those amps
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
But you don't applaud for me
I am the roadie:
A lonesome warrior searching for a soul (no! )
I am the roadie:
I make the rock go!

Top Tenacious D, Kyle Took A Bullet For Me

Kyle took a bullet for me
now I've got to rock for three.
KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D.
I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see
your decision to rescue me
was definitely Poops McGee.
No way, no KG, I disagree
Why?
Your decision to rescue me
yeah?
Was a decision to set you free
was definitely Poops McGee.
Wait, this is fuckin` with my head.
I totally thought you was dead
just remember what you said
the medallion's made of bullet-proof lead.
Whoa!
Kyle took a bullet for me
now I've got to rock for three.
KG and me
I took a bullet for JB
Now i'm in heaven and i can see
No no no, no no no
Together:

Top Tenacious D, Flutes And Trombones

JB: Kage?
KG: Wha... Hey... wha... what's happenin?
JB: What are you doin here?
KG: Oh I... uh... just... uh... I think I forgot somethin... Just you
Know...
JB: Wait a second. It's like 2am, In the middle of the night
KG: Yeah
JB: And you're here in the recording studio alone?
KG: So?
JB: So what up?
KG: It's...
JB: Explain yourself
KG: I just had to... you know... come back and... uh... ah...
JB: What are you... What's that behind your back?
KG: It's just a...
JB: Is that a flute?... Dude are you comin in here at night with a
fuckin flute and layin down flute tracks?... YOU GOD DAMN
MOTHER FUCKIN' STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!
KG: What's behind your back?
JB: What do you mean?
KG: What's behind your back?
JB: uhhh...
KG: What are you doin out here anyway?
JB: What do you mean 'What am I doin here?', What are you doin
here?
KG: Well, what are you doin here? You're on my shit about bein
here, what are you doin here? What do YOU have behind your... ?
That's a Trombone!
JB: So what... I was gonna... lay down... FUCK YOU! I'LL FIGHT
YOU!
KG: Ahhh!

Top Tenacious D, Keilbasa Sausage

[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new.
C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad
start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.
[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!
Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
[spoken]

Top Tenacious D, Rivers Of Brown

Rivers of brown
All flowin' down
I like to say caca
Rivers of gold
Flowin' from us all
I like to say Cuervo
Rivers of white
Blastin' through the night
I like to say coco
Rivers of brown
Now they're rainin' down
On your phoney crown
Your phoney crown of brown
F*ck yeah yeah
I like to caca

Top Tenacious D, Who Medley

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean a mothefucker pin...
He put up my favorite table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never see him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean mothefucker pin
I thought I was
The bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him
There's a man I've found
Could bring us all joy!
There's a doctor I've found could cure the boy!
doctor I've found could cure the boy!
There's a man I've found could remove his sorrow,
He lives in this town let's see him tomorrow,
let's see him tomorrow!
I often wonder what he's thinkin'.
Has he ever heard a word I've said?
Look at him now in the mirror dreaming
What is happening in his head?
Listening to you I see the music.
Gazing at you I see the heat
Following you I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions
On you I see the glory.
From you I get the opinions
From you I get the story.
What is happening in his head

Top Tenacious D, Medley:

Top Tenacious D, Malibu Nights (secret Track)

kage:Yeah but you didn't fucking come up with this one
jack: Here I got some lyrics
Malibu Nights
Tangerine dreams
Malibu knees
Malibu dreams
Malibu,
Making a poo
Stinky Poo
Looking at you
Because its time for my breakfast
Its time for some cheese
Its time for stink
Its time for the breeze

Top Tenacious D, I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
I make a wish on the northern lights
That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
And the seals they sing now
*seal noises*
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
See the north pole
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo

Top Tenacious D, Quantum Leap

Since the beginning of time
There had to be a man with a plan
To push man, forward
There was a caveman who, invented wheels
And with those wheels he pushed man forward
Someone had to come up with a new concept for life
Had to push the mighty rock upon the mountain top
Got to work it out
Got to think outside the box
You got to think outside the bun
If you want to be the magic one
Who will lead the trail, blaze the rail
Be the one that you will know must me
Genius
Everybody looks to the hero to lead the way, to change our way of life
To show us something that is meaningful, yeah
When you look to the hero you must seize the day and shine a ray of light
Gotta shine it on something that is beautiful, yeah
With the bravery to see, a new form of arts
A blazing of our consciousness, we're talking quantum leap
When you think outside the bun,
It's scary out there
There's also lots of stinky poo
But sometimes when you go outside of your comfort zone
You might find something brand new
To help the humans leap
Forward, do a simple leap
Never be they same, they leap
Across the f*cking annals of time
Quantum leap, leap
Einstein, Shakespeare, Leonard Nimoy, Doctor Drew
Bell Biv DeVoe, François Truffaut, Moses, Tenacious D
That's a list of the people who have made the quantum leap
It gets pretty scary out there because they got to know themselves, yeah
When you look at the people who have made the quantum leap
You feel like a turd cause you haven't accomplished anything yourselves, no
With the bravery to see, a new form of arts
A blazing of our consciousness,
we're talking quantum leap, leap, leap, leap

Top Tenacious D, Pinball Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him
Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid

Top Tenacious D, Sex With Me And Kg

How's it going
That's the first thing I say to you
How's it going
Are you flowing
Listen Honey
Thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you
Showing
Growing
Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fucking sexy ass and squeeze
And squeeze
Take off your blouse and your underpants
Then take a look
Cause here me and KG come naked out of the side hatch
With the oils and perfumes and incense
Now you're groovin'
Put on a cool 70's groove
The funky groove to fuck you
The funky groove that fucks you
Me and KG
It's all about sex supreme
We likes the cream jeans
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch
That's what I'm offering you
You step into our room
And then you smell perfume
You lay upon our roundish bed
And then you feel a tickling on your head
It's Kg with the feather and
The French tickler
Look out baby he's got the tools
And the you feel something down by your feet
It's me it's JB I'm sucking upon your toes
We don't mind sucking on toes
Good luck finding a boyfriend that suck toes
Having sex with me and KG
Now you're talking double team
Supreme
Let's roll
oohhhhhhhhhhhhh-ohhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ohhhhhhhh
what
yeah
Ugh that's it
That's right
Oh my god
Oh i think i'm gonna
ohh ohh ohh
Splugh
hail satan
hail satan

Top Tenacious D, Jesus Ranch

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside.
Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogwayogo.
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
Jesus.
I fell in love with a baked potato.
That's when I started the dance, yeah, in France.
I'm takin a walk in the woods, fuck Yeah!
It's nice, very very nice.
Smells of shit, Liga fluinggligagiggagoogoogwayogo.
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom, and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.
fa la la la ly la ly,
and i fly,
I'm gone.
a fligga gu,
rigga gu hu,
rigga gigga gee gu,
ruu ga guuunn,
rigga gigga gu hu,

Top Tenacious D, Cosmic Shame

Okay, uh...
If I could say just one thing to y'all tonight...
I'd say set the artist free. M'talkin' bout this artist, in here. Just set it free.
I'm saying: Quit your day job. Now I know what you're saying "I can't quit my day job. I got kids to feed, Jack."
Quit your day job.
focus on your craft. Just once, before it's all over, you've died, you've squandered it.
You fuckin robots!
And after a couple of years, of you focusing earnestly on your craft, KG and I will swoop, we'll check out your progress, and encourage you: To continue!!
Or we can say STOP!
And then seriously you must stop.
Or penalties will be created and enforced.
Cause listen: This is the problem:
Sometimes you follow your heart,
sometimes your heart cuts a fart (poot)
thats the cosmic shame.
Thats the cosmic sha-ha-ha-ame.
and I know what you're saying now: You're saying "what makes you guys so fucking good!?"
I don't know! and I don't like it! I stay up laughing, going why can't everybody fucking have it? Cause some people learn it in the streets,some people learn it in the schools, but me and KG we were fucking born with it homes, just check it out:
(scat)
that came off my fucking head yall (off top his head yall) x8

Top Tenacious D, Deth Starr

(JB Scat intro)
The world is fucking turning to shit
The Earth don’t stand a chance
Hurricane Typhoon will destroy the city
We got to clean up the skies and recycle
We got to stop the over-population
But most important of all
We got to build a Deth Starr
Deth Starr it’s a fucking ship
It’s a son of a bitch, y’all
And we’re building it, it’s gonna
Take us up into the sky
We don’t need the Earth
We gonna fucking fly sky high
Deth Starr it’s a son of a bitch, y’all
Gonna take us into Outer Space
Get your shit together mother-fucker
We gonna start a new
Human race in the sky
In the sky
You know we will be rocking
On the Deth Starr
Total eclipse of the sky
Everybody going insane
Futuristic video games
Everybody have a good time
Synthesizing water to wine
But Hahhhhahaow
How?
I hired a nerd
I fucking paid a nerd
It is absurd but
I paid him to build it, ‘cause
I don’t know how to build that shit
That’s right!
There’s a vacuum in space
Will fucking suck your face
Day or night
You gots to make it airtight
You gotta build that shit
Make it out-of-sight!
The fucking Deth Starr
You know we will be rocking on
The Deth Starr
It will be democratic on
The Deth Starr
There will be lots of boning
On the Starr
Having lots of sex with my friends
Dipping candle into rear-ends
Boning on a virtual plane
Fucking ‘til I’m fucking insane
(Spoken)
[Jabes:] Oh ya ya ya ya right there
[Kage:] Oh
[Jabes:] Bend over that space module
[Kage:] Oh yeah
[Jabes:] Oh zero gravity, fuck it
[Kage:] Ah yeah
[Jabes:] Hey look there’s Uranus
[Kage:] Oh that shit is tight
We got to build more Starrs
We gots to spread out far
Seven strong
We gots to bang a gong
But baby hold up now
There’s something wrong
What’s that?
That’s a fucking squid
An evil alien squid
Join up ships
We got to let it rips
We got to blow that bitch
To another dimension
Deth Starr
We gotta build a hundred of ‘em
Deth Starr
We spread across the galaxy
The Deth Starr
You know we will be rocking on
The Starr
Deth Starr
We gotta build a million of ‘em
Deth Starr
We spread across the galaxy
The Deth Starr
We must divide and conquer on
The Sta-aa-aarr
DETH STARR!
(Scat interlude)
So we searched the galaxy
For other forms of life
We got to drink their nutrients
To sustain our quality of life
So we scoop up the creatures
Then we put them in a geodesic dome
But the question rises, my friend
What have we become…

Top Tenacious D, Beezleboss

I am complete!
fuuuuck
yes you are fucked
shit out of luck
now im complete
and my cock you will suck
this world will be mine
and your first in line
you brought me the pick
and now you shall both die!
waait, waaait
waaait you mother fucker
we challenge you to a rock off
give us one chance to rock your socks off
fuck!
fuck!
fuuuuuck!
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms
whats the catch?
if we win you must take
your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent
And what if i win
then you can take kage back to hell
to be your lil' bitch
fine let the rockoff begin!
hahahahaaa!
im the devil i love metal
check this rift its fucking tasty
im the devil i can do what i want
whatever ive got im gonna flaunt
theres never been a rock off that ive ever lost
i cant wait to take kage back to hell
im gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
ill make him squeel like my scarlet pimpernell
nooooooooo!
come on kage bring the thunder!
theres just no way that we can win that was a
masterpeace he rocks to hard becaues hes not a mortal
man.
goddamn it kage he gonna make you his sex slave
you gonna gargle mayonnaise?
unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
dude weve been through so much shit
deactivated lasers with my dick
now its time to blow this fucker down
come on kage cause its time to blow doors down
i here you jables now its time to blow doors down
light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
we'll bend you over than weel take you to brown town
now weve got to blow this fucker down
hes gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
come on kage cause its time to blow doors down
ohh well pile drive you cause its time to blow doors
down
hay anti-christ beelzeboss
we know your weakness our rocking sauce
we rock the casbah, we blow your mind
we will defeat you for all mankind
you hold the scepter we hold the key
you are the devil
we are the d!
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
we are the d
you guys are fucking lame
come on kage your coming with me
Taste my lightning fuckers

Top Tenacious D, Classical Teacher

J: Hey Kage
K: Jables
J: How goes it man?
K: S'good... s'good
J: Y'know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the
Best fucking band in the world.
K: Well yeah me too!
J: There's no point in doing it if we're not the best.
K: Well s'true. I agree with that.
J: I mean what, yeah we're gonna be, yeah we're really good. We're like
Almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that.
K: Yeah
J: We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust!
K: What, what do you...
J: All those fucking youngsters gotta lick our fucking boot or fuck it!
Y'know what I mean?
K: Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
J: *sigh* Dude you need to fucking have some lessons.
K: What!
J: I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game.
K: Lessons!
J: Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking,
Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
K: Man, yeah, that's true. That's true.
J: Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little
Sloppy.
K: Really?
J: And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a
Dude.
K: Yeah? Oh no, what!
J: Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like- ah hey! I
Swear, if you don't like it we'll fucking fire his ass. He's out.
K: Who is this guy? I never...
J: His name is Felix Char (?)
K: Urgh, what.
J: He's from Spain and he is the best.
K: Oh god...
J: I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be
Philharmonic)
K: Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird!
J: Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
K: OK. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him.
J: OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in.
K: Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
F: Hello?
K: Uh, hi!
F: Hello, I am Felix Char.
K: Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
F: Ah, as, Jack as asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
K: OK, hm.
F: One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your
Technique.
K: OK.
F: Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
K: Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
F: Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
K: Ah well it's a Gibson.
F: Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, uh, manufacturer. Pick it up
Please, can you pick it up?
K: OK. Yeah.
F: No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
K: What? What'd I do? What'd I do?
F: You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
K: I just picked it up, I just-
F: No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu bocar, pick it up from the
Body.
K: The what!
F: The body.
K: Oh the body! Body, OK.
F: I'm sorry about my accent.
K: I didn't know, I didn't know.
F: Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and
Play the guitar now. Play.
K: Uh, OK? Uh.
F: No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
K: They're too tight?
F: Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
K: Oh! Hn.
F: If I put my finger, on your finger.
K: Hey!
F: Then you can feel...
K: I can! Wait!
F: Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your
Mouth, on your lips.
K: Mhmhm!
F: Yes that's good.
K: Hey man!
F: Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
K: I'm just try- what! ?
F: Feel this. Do you feel that?
K: Oh god! This is really weird man!
F: That's my cock.
K: WHAT!
F: That's my cock in your butt cheeks.
K: OH GOD! Hey!
F: Do you feel it?
K: NO!
F: Now I'm going to tough your cock.
K: OW!
F: Let me touch your penis.
J: It's me!
K: WHAT!
J: It's me. It's JB.
K: GOD!
J: There's no Felix dude.
K: What are you doing!
J: I'm FUCKING WAKING YOU UP! I'm TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!
K: By touching me with your penis!
J: YES! By fucking touching your penis! Whatever it takes!
K: God!
J: That's all I'm saying dude! I'm making a point! Let's get fucking

Top Tenacious D, '39

She's 39, but she still looks young
Not very young, but a lot of fun
She's my 39 lady in the sun
49 and I'm feelin' fine
In the sun that's a lot of fun
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
I think about her every damn night
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore
Don't you call her a whore
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
She's sweet and she's getting old
And she's mine, to have and to hold
She needs a dentist appointment quick
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus
I stick the finger in it!
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
And I fuckin' gots to spew
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
Get me a tissue
Chardonnay in the setting sun
She's 39, but she's number one
Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight
I like it cause I don't feel scared
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
She's knockin' on my door!
I open the door
There she is, not too bad, good enough
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
Mature woman, she's my lady
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
Special lady
We can see a fuckin' movie
And agree it's a total piece of shit
Comfortable shoes, never lose
We can fuckin' talk about some things
She don't need no diamond rings

Top Tenacious D, Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground
And he looked on the stage
The lava was throwing
And boiling inside the old Kage
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore
No one respected him
They just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Left on the streets of his dreams
He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
[Solo]
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through
The rain
To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
RAGE KAGE!
OH RAGE KAGE!
There'd be magic inside that old name
And you know that you know
When you're going completely insane
Oh the Rage Kage!
Oh the Rage Kage!
All the line we rolled once again
And you know
Yes you know
When you're going completely insane
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,