Submarine is a 2010 coming-of-age comedy-drama film adapted from the 2008 novel of the same name by Joe Dunthorne. The film was written and directed by Richard Ayoade and stars Craig Roberts, Yasmin Paige, Sally Hawkins, Noah Taylor and Paddy Considine. Submarine is Ayoade's directorial debut.
Oliver Tate (Roberts) is a 15 year-old Swansea boy in 1986. He is in love with a mischievous but straight-talking girl named Jordana (Paige) in his year, and goes as far as bullying an overweight classmate to impress her. One day she invites him to meet secretly after school, instructing him to bring a Polaroid camera and a diary. She takes pictures of them kissing, but it turns out to be a plan to make her ex-boyfriend jealous. The plan backfires, the two are publicly bullied, and Oliver is beaten up for refusing to call Jordana a "massive slut". Walking home after their ordeal, she takes his hand and they kiss, and Oliver quickly establishes Jordana as his girlfriend.
At home, Oliver becomes concerned that the relationship and sex life of his parents is falling apart and that his dad (Taylor) is depressed. Worse yet, new age guru Graham (Considine), an ex-boyfriend of his mother's (Hawkins), has moved in next door, and his seductive and flirtatious character is rousing Oliver's suspicions.
Plot
Inernational disaster looms as the USS Sub Standard has to race to get a nuclear weapon ahead of the Russian forces.
Keywords: navy, periscope, sea, submarine, torpedo, u.s.-navy
When is a sub not a sandwich? When th meatballs are in control.
Tour Guide: Here's where our nation's leaders take mommy and daddy's tax dollars and turn them into machines of global destruction
Run from me and loosen your _____
Cos life is sweet and _____ _____ _____
It’s all, it’s all that I can do
It’s all, it’s all that I can do
Everybody’s favourite sister
She wants all of you
You my friend, my special one
On the _____ feeling like I’m the sun
And it’s all, it’s all that I can do
And it’s all, it’s all that I can do
Everybody’s favourite sister
She wants all of you
Everybody’s favourite sister
I want all of you
Everybody’s favourite sister
All of you
She says, "i'm leaving now, i'm going back to the sea
There's too much trouble on dry land, if you know what i mean
If you'd like you can follow me, and i will show you how
And i will give you kisses amongst the fishes,
All the love the sea will allow"
Her eyes are green and just like the waves on the sea
Underneath those waves, the water is still and running deep
I'd like to dive down under the waves, get away from the storm
I'd like to dive down, in my deep submarine
She took my hand, and started walking back to he shore
All the prophecies she made were coming true, the earth was headed for war
"if you like you can hold me tight, and then I promise you will feel no pain
And all the waves breaking up against us
They will feel like tender drops of rain"
Her eyes are green and just like the waves on the sea
Underneath those waves, the water is still and running deep
I'd like to dive down under the waves, get away from the storm
I'd like to dive down, in my deep submarine
We're waving bye bye we'll see you all later now
We're waving bye bye to thw modern world
And all the fishes love the boys and girls
[Chorus]
The inside out man left
The hello the who you are
Cried who pretty
Hello the belive sea match
This thing the she
How do you
Fly away the wing
Forces pull you this way, that way
You don't know where you are going
Way ahead looks so confusing
You don't know if you can hold . . .
There's a forest to get through
And all the stars want to guide you
So let your instincts fly and you'll be fine
Let the clouds and sky follow your mind
And let the pressure go . . .
And let the pressure go . . .
There's a forest to get through and
You know that you're wanted too and
Forces pull you this way, that way
You don't know where you are going
Now can you feel the pressure in your mind
Cos there's too much to look for and to find
It all slips away from time to time
Let it go, let the panic fall behind
And let the pressure go . . .
Just let the pressure go . . .
And let the pressure go . . .
Just let the pressure go . . .
She's gone to sea She's fightin' for me What bravery!
I'm sleeping in a battle ship I'm sleeping in a submarine I'm sleeping in a fighter plane I'm sleeping going down the drain
ALL HANDS ON DECK! THE RADIO ADDRESS WHAT A MESS!
A CAGE, IS A CAGE
running back and forth in my head
tryna figure out how could i let a girl go so perfect
fellas you know what I'm talking about
and I've been thinking about it what you said
screaming how you want me out
and i turn around and look at your pics
and all i think about
is the way we used to kiss
is the way you held my hand
is the way we used to dance,
how we show romance
give me one more chance
was it all my fault
sorry for the pain i caused
with no love involved
do i cross your mind at all
with all the love i gave
don't make me feel this way
at anytime of the day
do i cross your mind at all
it's a shame that we can't
at least talk about our problems
my heart's broken
and my body is starving for your love
and i need you in my life girl for your touch
and all i think about is
is the way we used to kiss (i miss kissing baby)
is the way you held my hand
is the way we used to dance,
how we show romance
give me one more chance
was it all my fault
sorry for the pain i caused
with no love involved
do i cross your mind at all
with all the love i gave
don't make me feel this way
at anytime of the day
do i cross your mind at all
wait girl, you hear your conscience calling (calling)
wait girl, come back to me i need you here baby
stay girl, baby i want you to stay around for me girl
I'm sorry baby
was it all my fault
sorry for the pain i caused
with no love involved
do i cross your mind at all
with all the love i gave
don't make me feel this way
at anytime of the day
do i cross your mind at all
at all, at all, at all
do i cross your mind at all (yeah)
You took the same road
As some sly jeweller
Where you wouldn't get two bob
For everything in the window
Did some bad business
With a spook called Sherlock
Who smoked steroids
And he got me in a headlock
And the boy was so proud
Of the crocodile on his sock
Someone had to tell him
It comes from planet Reebok
Oooo, honey you're a fool to cry, fool to cry
Oooo, it's cool to lie, cool to lie
You paid the debt today, oh boy
One thousand parcels in the coal bunker destroyed
You've got a noise today Sherlock
He did handstands and he backflipped a lot
He was so proud
Of the crocodile on his sock
Someone had to tell him
It comes from planet Reebok
Oooo, you're a fool to cry, fool to cry
Oooo, it's cool to lie, cool to lie
He was so proud
Of the crocodile on his sock
Someone had to tell him
It comes from planet Reebok
Oooo, honey you're a fool to cry, fool to cry
Oooo, it's cool to lie, cool to lie
(Oooo, you're a fool to cry, fool to cry)
When will it be time do document, do it now!
This submarine behaviour, do it now!
When time?
To return
Do it now
Do it now
Shake us out of the heavy deep sleep
Shake us now
Do it now!
Do it now!
Shake us out of the heavy deep sleep
Do it now!
Each picture tells a story
We've seen it all before
It's either death or glory
A casualty of war
It's a shame
We all have a sell-by date
Shop where Jesus saves
The weight of your ambition
Has worn your carpet thin
With no cure for your condition
So far under you skin
It's a shame
We all have a sell-by date
Shop where Jesus saves
And your so nice, and your so sweet
You love your life, its so complete,
Your perfect hair and perfect teeth
We follow you, you're our belief
But you look shocked and so surprised
And still your shot on your good side
But I know you, you made the call
And now you rule, God help us all (x2)
Shop where Jesus saves
Put me in the submarine
And push it into the sea
Let it sink down
Down, down
I remember everything
Racing you across the bridge
I was running, I was sweating, I was falling
And then you kissed me, it was crazy
But that was yesterday
That was not today
But that was yesterday
That was not today
I did not want to let you go
But I knew I had to
I did not want to let you go
But I knew I had to
And I remember everything
I even loved your family
All I've ever given you was love
And your heart has two sides
And I can't stick around to lie anymore
I'm laughing and I'm crying
I'm laughing and I'm crying and I sink down
Down, Down
I did not want to let you go
But I knew I had to
I did not want to let you go
But I knew I had to
And I'll always miss you
And I'll always miss you, oh
I did not want to let you go
But I knew I had to
I did not want to let you go
But I knew I had to
I did not want to let you go
But I knew I had to
I'd like to be alone
Away from your port of stone
But your lighthouse is calling out
You, coming up for air
Have locked on to my distressed flare
Run aground, all hands going down
You are like a submarine
Gliding under me
And you hounded me out, you hounded me down
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me like the harbour lights
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me like the harbour lights
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me
I could not lose you
Even if I choose to
Hear your sonar call, under my hull
You are like a submarine
Tracking onto me
And you hounding me out, you're hounding me down
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me like the harbour lights
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me like the harbour lights
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me like the harbour lights
Though your submarine is out of sight
Still you're haunting me
Forces pull you this way, that way
You don't know where you are going
Way ahead looks so confusing
You don't know if you can hold . . .
There's a forest to get through
And all the stars want to guide you
So let your instincts fly and you'll be fine
Let the clouds and sky follow your mind
And let the pressure go . . .
And let the pressure go . . .
There's a forest to get through and
You know that you're wanted too and
Forces pull you this way, that way
You don't know where you are going
Now can you feel the pressure in your mind
Cos there's too much to look for and to find
It all slips away from time to time
Let it go, let the panic fall behind
And let the pressure go . . .
Just let the pressure go . . .
And let the pressure go . . .