1st verse
Mrs. Dro's not the biggest person,
There's many people bigger than she,
But she continues growning,
As many people can easily see,
There's one thing more that you hafta know,
It's that she'll keep continuin' to grow
Chorus
She'll be that way till she dies,
She's been like that but never cries,
She's mighty so she will pull through,
Or she'll sit on you
2nd verse
She's never tried a diet,
She says they do not work good anyway,
And don't ask her about it,
She tell bout sumthin' bout back in her day,
And say you know kids i don't fear,
I've never once even she'd a tear
Chorus
She'll be that way till she dies,
She's been like that but never cries,
She's mighty so she will pull through,
Or she'll sit on you [x4]
3rd verse
Mrs. Dro's not the biggest person,
As many people can easily see,
There's one more thing that you hafta know,
It's that she'll keep continuin' to grow
Chorus
She'll be that way till she dies,
She's been like that but never cries,
She's mighty so she will pull through,
Or she'll sit on you
And never once will she let you know,
The one thing that she'd never show,
Her actual weight is unknown,

1st verse
Oh say can you see
Mrs. drotzur's rolls
There as heavy as a whale
And as big as the ocean
They sag really bad
Probably cause she is fat
Has she ever thought
That a diet might help her
How long can she stand
She's large as the land
The great USA
Can barely contain her
Oh say do those jelly rolls for ev---er wa----ve
To look like she does

1st verse
Big mama of the entire school
Had some trouble with the kids
She was always taking their diet cokes
But they always belonged to someone else
She never be polite and simply just ask for it
Just always say give it to me before i eat you, you fagot
Chorus
She didn't mind stealing every day
She just does it and says what the hay
No superpower does she lack
If you don't give it then she'll break your back
She is like a beast
On you she will feast
2nd verse
Tap on her tummy knock on her head
Ask her if anyones inside
I know she kinda acts like she'll ignore
Like she can't hear you anymore
Say it's not always cokes and crackers that get us through our day
Her tummy should be full not hungry crap look at it once more
Chorus
She didn't mind stealing every day
She just does it and say what the hay
No superpower does she lack
If you don't give it then she'll break your back
She is like a beast
On you she will feast
Ending
I know how she is
That's why i'm warning you
Know all that she eats that make big as she is
I know that diets mean nothing to her

1st verse
We haven't spoken for days,
So we tryin' to explain myself,
For this mess i've made,
Distance may be small,
But my telephone won't reach that long,
Cause your never home,
The lives we leave,
The vowles we break,
The hearts we crush with descisions that we make,
Chorus
What do you need me to say,
Do you need me to say that I (just as I always have) love you [x2]
2nd verse
It's been weeks now since I've,
Heard your voice and now I'm sorry that I didn't say enough,
Everything that I said,
Made the situation worse-- but-- now-- it's for the best,
The lives we leave,
The vowels we break,
The hearts we crush with descisions that we make
Chorus
What do you need me to say,
Do you need me to say that I (just as i always have) love you [x3]
Ending
Now your gone [x4]
Chorus
What do you need me to say,

1st verse
Anne just hit the wall,
She couldn't eat it all,
99 pies a day,
And another ones on the way,
Her food went out the door,
When she hit 904,
Always been that same way,
Never skinny for a single day,
She wanted to eat it all,
She wanted it really bad,
But when she got it taken away,
She got really mad,
She'd fight you hard for food,
I heard she once killed a dude,
Look at her stomach now,
Its gettin' bigger, bigger all night!!!
Chorus
She would eat chicken and cookies and some foods that weren't cooked yet,
She'd eat fish bait and cornflakes and say she wasn't over weight, she'll try diets that won't last (alternate) 1st for losing weight she's far past 2nd come on have you seen her
$#@ but she's still hungry my friend over, over, way, way, overweight
2nd verse
She's tried all the diets,
She's tried every one, she's tried to lose it all,
But she's got enormus buns,
She's gone out and ran,
But she's not a very big fan,
Thought she mite get a hand,
If she became like that Richard Simmons man,
What happened to the pie with blueberries,
And what is up with her cuttin' back on daries,
When did her stomach become like a baloon,
What happened to desernment and moderation for her tummy tum
Chorus
She would eat chicken and cookies and some foods that weren't cooked yet,
She'd eat fish bait and cornflakes and say she wasn't overweight,
She'll try diets they won't last (alternate) 1st for losing weight she's far past 2nd come on have you seen her %@#,
But she's still hungry my friend over, over, way, way, overweight
Ending
She loves food,
Won't say stop,
Her stomachs like a waterbaloon and all it does is kinda flops,
I often wonder why she let go,
Maybe it's because she can't...say...NO!!
Chorus
And she ould eat chicken and cookies and some foods that weren't cooked yet,
She's eat fish bait and cornflakes and say she wasn't overweight,
She'll try diets they won't last (alternate) 1st for losing weight she's far past 2nd come on have you seen her @!%,