James, Clive Filmography

• The Unforgettable Russell Harty
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee on Saturday Night People
• Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Clive James Talking in the Library
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Have I Got News for You: The Best of the Guest Presenters - Volume 2
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Who Killed Saturday Night TV?
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Barry Humphries Gives Us the Good Oil
  2003, role: actor , character name: Paddy
• The Showbiz Set
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Talk Show Story
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Night of 1,000 Years
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Monday Night Clive
  1999, role: writer
• An Audience with Tom Jones
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Stanley Baxter in Person
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Clive James Meets Damon Hill
  1997, role: writer
• Clive James Meets Damon Hill
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Diana: The Nation's Farewell
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An Evening with Lily Savage
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Clive James: Postcard from Bombay
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• In the Best Possible Taste: A Tribute to Kenny Everett
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Clive James: Postcard from Bombay
  1995, role: writer
• Clive James on 1994
  1994, role: writer
• Clive James on 1994
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Sunday Night Clive
  1994, role: writer
• Clive James on 1993
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Fame in the Twentieth Century
  1993, role: actor , character name: Presenter
• Clive James on 1993
  1993, role: writer
• Fame in the Twentieth Century
  1993, role: writer
• Clive James on 1992
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Clive James on 1992
  1992, role: writer
• Comic Relief: Behind the Nose
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Clive James on 1991
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Clive James Interview
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Clive James on 1991
  1991, role: writer
• The Talk Show with Clive James
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Night of Comic Relief 2
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An Audience with Peter Ustinov
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• All Over Down Under
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An Audience with Billy Connolly
  1985, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Clive James Meets Roman Polanski
  1984, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Another Audience with Dame Edna Everage
  1984, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Za gaman
  1984, role: miscellaneous crew
• The Late Clive James
  1983, role: writer
• An Audience with Mel Brooks
  1983, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Clive James Live in Las Vegas
  1982, role: actor , character name: Presenter
• Clive James Live in Las Vegas
  1982, role: writer
• Joyce Grenfell 1910-1979
  1980, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Secret Policeman's Ball
  1979, role: actor , character name: Himself
• So It Goes
  1976, role: actor
• Barry McKenzie: Ogre or Ocker
  1974, role: actor , character name: Paddy
• Behind the Scenes Footage from Barry McKenzie Holds His Own
  1974, role: actor , character name: Paddy

The Clive James Show

Cast

• Joanna Lumley
• Clive James
• Patrick Duffy
• Boy George
• Julian Clary
• David Baddiel
• Liza Minnelli
• Emily Lloyd
• Patrick Macnee

• Season 1
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  UK:4 June 1995...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  UK:18 June 1995...
• Season
• Episode : (1997-05-18)
  UK:18 May 1997...
• Episode : (1997-04-06)
  UK:6 April 1997...
• Episode : (1996-06-23)
  UK:23 June 1996...

Clive James on Television

Cast

• Clive James
• Frank Windsor
• Gareth Hunt
• Stratford Johns
• Roger Moore

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  UK:26 September 1982...
• Season 3
• Episode 6: (#3.6)
  UK:2 December 1984...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: (#4.1)
  UK:4 September 1997...
• Season 5
• Episode 6: (#5.6)
  UK:21 December 1998...
• Season
• Episode : (1997-12-25)
  UK:25 December 1997...

Clive James on TV

Cast

• Clive James
• Michael Aspel
• John Scott Martin
• Magnus Magnusson
• Nicola Bryant
• Victoria Wood
• Jo Brand
• Anneke Wills
• Roger Moore
• Jeremy Clarkson
• Terry Wogan
• Matthew Kelly
• Greg Proops
• Lulu
• Sophie Aldred

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  UK:4 September 1997...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  UK:18 September 1997...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  UK:25 September 1997...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  UK:2 October 1997...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  UK:9 October 1997...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  UK:16 October 1997...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: (#2.1)
  UK:11 November 1998...
• Episode 2: (#2.2)
  UK...
• Episode 3: (#2.3)
  UK:2 December 1998...
• Episode 4: (#2.4)
  UK:9 December 1998...
• Episode 5: (#2.5)
  UK:16 December 1998...
• Episode 6: (#2.6)
  UK:21 December 1998...

The Late Clive James

Cast

• Clive James
• Diana Rigg
• Peter Cook
• Billy Connolly
• Michael Grade
• Robert Maxwell
• Victoria Wood
• Joanna Lumley
• Tom Stoppard

• Season 3
• Episode 3: (#3.3)
• Season
• Episode : (1985-06-22)
  UK:22 June 1985...
• Episode : (1985-04-20)
  UK:20 April 1985...
• Episode : (1984-04-27)
  UK:27 April 1984...
• Episode : (1986-05-03)
  UK:3 May 1986...

Famous quotes by Clive James:

"All television ever did was shrink the demand for ordinary movies. The demand for extraordinary movies increased. If any one thing is wrong with the movie industry today, it is the unrelenting effort to astonish."

"It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are."

"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology."

"In the Bob Hope Golf Classic, the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service."

"Fiction is life with the dull bits left out"

"The literary critic, or the critic of any other specific form of artistic expression, may detach himself from the world for as long as the work of art he is contemplating appears to do the same."

"Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail."

"The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB."

"She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short."

"Stop worrying / nobody gets out of this world alive."

"Fiction is life with the dull bits left out."

"Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right."

"A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all."

"Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world."

"Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire."