Luxembourg (i/ˈlʌksəmbɜrɡ/ LUKS-əm-burg), officially the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg (Luxembourgish: Groussherzogtum Lëtzebuerg, French: Grand-Duché de Luxembourg, German: Großherzogtum Luxemburg, Dutch: Groothertogdom Luxemburg), is a landlocked country in western Europe, bordered by Belgium, France, and Germany. It has two principal regions: the Oesling in the North as part of the Ardennes massif, and the Gutland ("good country") in the south. Luxembourg has a population of over half a million people in an area of approximately 2,586 square kilometres (998 sq mi). A representative democracy with a constitutional monarch, it is ruled by a grand duke. It is now the world's only remaining sovereign grand duchy. The country has a highly developed economy, with the world's highest GDP (nominal) per capita according to the IMF. Its historic and strategic importance dates back to its founding as a Roman era fortress site and Frankish count's castle site in the Early Middle Ages. It was an important bastion along the Spanish Road when Spain was the principal European power influencing the whole western hemisphere and beyond in the 16th–17th centuries.
In Luxembourg on the grass
Did you know, oh, that this would pass
Oh, that this would pass?
In the shade and in the sun
There you lay till the day was done
Oh, the day was done
Later on by rolling train
You were going home
Never to be seen again
By the eyes of the lonely men
Oh, the lonely men
Walking down through streets so old
To get a glass of wine
Remembering other days
When the girls in the park would play
Oh, when they still played
From Luxembourg long ago
Dressed up like a dog's dinner
Butter wouldn't melt on your paws
If this is a dog's life
Then you're the cat's clothes
They hire out your sons
And hire out your daughters
The man from abroad says he's already bought her
And now you look like a lover but you're only a tourist
[Chorus:]
You're either talking or yawning
You didn't listen to a thing you heard
Don't start your morning moaning or you might wake up in Luxembourg
You get over
You're worried by her body
She's worryin' about her bodily odour
You pull off
The pull over
You say that you love her when you really loathe her
Serves you right now she wants you to feed her and clothe her
[Chorus]
They're smiling sweetly while they're looking daggers
Kick you where it really matters
Send all your friends to Coventry
And look for your name in last night's obituaries
If you've got the Deutschmarks
If you've got the Yen, then
You get the shirt off her back and the clock off Big Ben
Somebody's soft touch
Struck all these bargains
In the drinking clubs with the council men
Making plans to put lead back in their pencils again
I wanna join the army
I wanna see a foreign land
Learn to speak an exotic tongue and
How to kill with my hands
I wanna go to the middle east
I wanna go to Vietnam
Keep the commies out of W3
For HRH and Uncle Sam
See, i'm burning with ambition
I'm waiting for a mission. Woah Woah yeah.
Face me in the right direction
I'm full of good intentions. Woah Woah yeah.
But I sometimes have these doubts and
I don't like to talk about them
But it's good to get things out now and then.
I wanna be a general
I wanna be a leader of men
Send my troops on out to fight for
The Dollar, the Euro and Yen
I wanna be the president
I wanna be the bringer of war
If my finger was on the button
Well then I'd settle some scores
See, i'm burning with ambition
I'm waiting for a mission. Woah Woah yeah.
Face me in the right direction
I'm full of good intentions. Woah Woah yeah.
But I sometimes have these doubts and
I don't like to talk about them
I wanna join the army
I wanna see a foreign land
Learn to speak an exotic tongue and
How to kill with my hands
I wanna go to the middle east
I wanna go to Vietnam
Keep the commies out of W3
For HRH and Uncle Sam
See, i'm burning with ambition
I'm waiting for a mission. Woah Woah yeah.
Face me in the right direction
I'm full of good intentions. Woah Woah yeah.