Smosh

Cast:

Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla, Sharon French, Travis S. Zeiler, Galen Howard, Philip Jacques, Tom Hart, Brian Rasmussen,

• Season 1
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  Episode 1: Easy Step
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  Episode 2: Boxman
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  Episode 8: How Not to Make a First Impression
• Season 2
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  Episode 1: Cat Soup
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  Episode 2: Boxman's Girlfriend
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  Episode 3: Left-Handed
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  Episode 4: There Will Be Pokemon
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  Episode 5: Smosh Sued for $20 Million
• Season 3
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  Episode 6: Grammar Police
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  Episode 11: The Ultimate Shoedown
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  Episode 13: If Movies Were Real
• Season 4
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  Episode 18: The Famous Cheese Guy
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  Episode 26: 2 Guys 1 Bathroom
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  Episode 28: Evil Fortune Cookie
• Season 5
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  Episode 22: Driving Me Crazy!!!
• Season 7
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  Episode 1: Siri Tried to Kill Me!
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  Episode 2: How to be a Cop
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  Episode 3: Real Death Note!
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  Episode 4: Mime Fail!
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  Episode 5: Parents Suck!
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  Episode 6: I Was Brainwashed!
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  Episode 7: Rejected Twilight Zone Episodes!
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  Episode 8: Hitchhiking Disaster
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  Episode 9: Attention: Facebook Users
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  Episode 10: Pokemon in Real Life 4
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  Episode 11: I Lost My Hair
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  Episode 12: Homeless Millionaire
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  Episode 13: Nipples on YouTube
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  Episode 14: Guys' Guide to Hugging Guys
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  Episode 15: If Video Games Were Real 2
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  Episode 16: Stuck in a Toilet
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  Episode 17: Manspider
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  Episode 18: Magic Keyboard
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  Episode 19: 7Yr Old Does Twilight
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  Episode 20: I Suck at Draw Something
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  Episode 21: How to Cheat on Your Girlfriend
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  Episode 22: Smosh Found Dead
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  Episode 23: Rejected Mario Games
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  Episode 24: 15 Hour Energy!
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  Episode 25: My Mail Order Bride!
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  Episode 26: Pen15 Club
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  Episode 27: My New Emo Hair
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  Episode 28: 5,000,000 Subscribers
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  Episode 29: Life Hacking
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  Episode 30: Awesome New Robot
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  Episode 31: Stupid Movie Sequels
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  Episode 32: Worst Photo ID Ever
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  Episode 33: Taken 3 Trailer
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  Episode 34: iPhone 5 Revealed
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  Episode 35: Food Battle 2012 Announcement!
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  Episode 36: That's Hot!
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  Episode 37: Drink Your Piss
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  Episode 38: Biggest Zit Ever!
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  Episode 39: Photoshop Plastic Surgery
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  Episode 40: Badass New Power Rangers
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  Episode 41: Gamer Gets Troll'd
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  Episode 42: Food Battle 2012
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  Episode 43: Ultimate Assassin's Creed Song
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  Episode 44: Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child
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  Episode 45: Wii U Sports Is Awesome!
• Season 8
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  Episode 1: Disney Star Wars
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  Episode 2: My Bobblehead Is Evil!
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  Episode 3: Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views!
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  Episode 4: We're in Super Mario!
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  Episode 5: That Damn Movie!
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  Episode 6: Driver's Ed Crap Rap!
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  Episode 7: Most Violent Game Ever?!
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  Episode 8: My Stupid Dying Grandpa!
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  Episode 9: Sexting Gone Wrong!
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  Episode 10: Life Better-ers
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  Episode 11: Banned Airplane Safety Video
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  Episode 12: Zelda in Real Life
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  Episode 13: Worst Online Date Ever
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  Episode 14: Call of Duty: Starring Smosh!
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  Episode 15: Gas Buster
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  Episode 16: If Movies Were Real 3
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  Episode 17: Google Glass Sucks!
• Season
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  Episode : Justin Bieber Hits Puberty
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  Episode : Food Battle 2010
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  Episode : Happy Cow
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  Episode : My Grandpa's Dirty Secret
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  Episode : Fat Kid Kung Fu
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  Episode : The Legend of Zelda Rap
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  Episode : Anthony's Death
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  Episode : TRON: Legacy Leaked Footage
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  Episode : That Damn Shower
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  Episode : Selling Out
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  Episode : Make-up for Men
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  Episode : Best of 2011 Remix!
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  Episode : How Lady Gaga Got Famous
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  Episode : What Guys Are Really Thinking
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  Episode : Anthony Gets Engaged
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  Episode : I Heart Burgers
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  Episode : The Pokemon Master
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  Episode : If Cartoons Were Real
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  Episode : Fat Kid Slide Fail
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  Episode : Pizza Zombie
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  Episode : Stop Copying Me!
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  Episode : Hot Robot Slave
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  Episode : Harry Potter Deleted Scenes
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  Episode : The Ultimate Shoedown
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  Episode : Bigfoot Is Gay
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  Episode : I Love Lou Ferrigno
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  Episode : Anthony Poses for Playgirl
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  Episode : Star Fox TV Show
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  Episode : Food Battle 2009
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  Episode : 5 Ways to Get a Girl
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  Episode : If the Internet Was Real
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  Episode : Paranormal Easy Bake Oven
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  Episode : Good vs. Surprisingly Good
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  Episode : Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 2
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  Episode : If Movies Were Real 2
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  Episode : Food Battle 2011
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  Episode : Shaun White Pays for Woman's Beard Transplant
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  Episode : Porn on Santa's Computer
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  Episode : The New Ghostbusters
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  Episode : Inappropriate Sonic
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  Episode : Motion Gaming Sucks!
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  Episode : If Video Games Were Real
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  Episode : Amazing New Workout
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  Episode : Boxman 2.0
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  Episode : Xtreme Sleepover
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  Episode : Fire Truck
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  Episode : Anthony Is a Mexican
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  Episode : If TV Shows Were Real
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  Episode : Killer Teddy Bear
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  Episode : I'm Possessed
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  Episode : I'm a Pirate
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  Episode : Cute Furry Kittens
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  Episode : Ian Gets Lucky
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  Episode : My Bathroom Secret
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  Episode : How to Cover Up a Murder
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  Episode : Super Powers!
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  Episode : The Ditto
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  Episode : I'm Not Racist
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  Episode : I Killed the Tooth Fairy
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  Episode : New Moon: Deleted Scenes
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  Episode : Rejected Videos
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  Episode : Our Video Ideas Stolen
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  Episode : Ian Soils Himself in a Drift Car
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  Episode : Worst Twist Endings Ever
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  Episode : A Very Hairy Situation
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  Episode : If Scary Movies Were Real
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  Episode : Lizard Rabies
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  Episode : The Future Sucks
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  Episode : Mighty Smoshin Power Rangers
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  Episode : I'm Naked
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  Episode : Editor
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  Episode : Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3.5
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  Episode : Runbrella
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  Episode : A Hairy Situation
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  Episode : Meeting My Identical Twin
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  Episode : Leave It to Bieber
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  Episode : 3-D is Awesome
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  Episode : Santa Gets Down
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  Episode : We're Stuck Together
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  Episode : If Holidays Were Real
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  Episode : 1st Person Shooters Suck
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  Episode : Epic Teeny Battle
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  Episode : My New Hot Girlfriend
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  Episode : Pokemon in Real Life 3
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  Episode : That Damn Prison Break
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  Episode : Self Defense DVD
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  Episode : Meat in Your Mouth
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  Episode : How to Dump Your Girlfriend
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  Episode : Unitarded
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  Episode : Playing with Guns
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  Episode : Four Years Foreplay
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  Episode : That Damn Rap Music
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  Episode : Smeagol Loves Precious
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  Episode : My Fanny Pack
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  Episode : Washington's First Video Blog
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  Episode : If Kids Shows Were Real
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  Episode : Real Voodoo Doll
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  Episode : Amazing New Drink
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  Episode : Ian Is Preggers
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  Episode : My Mom's Amazing Video
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  Episode : The Internet for Dummies
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  Episode : Worst Proposals Ever
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  Episode : 10 Million Subscribers
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  Episode : Osama bin Laden's First Christmas
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  Episode : If Superheoes Were Real
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  Episode : Robbie the Magical Tapeworm
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  Episode : Pokemon in Real Life 2
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  Episode : Dixon Cider
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  Episode : Arm Wrestling to Death
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  Episode : LeVar Burton Buys SMOSH
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  Episode : Pokemon in Real Life
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  Episode : New Moon: Deleted Scenes 3
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  Episode : New Moon Deleted Scenes 2
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  Episode : Harry Potter Pill
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  Episode : Pokemon Theme Song Revenge
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  Episode : Teens in the Wild
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  Episode : My Friend's Hot Sister
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  Episode : That Damn Punishment
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  Episode : Anthony's Resurrection
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  Episode : How to Hide Your Boner in Public
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  Episode : Sleeping Pill Disaster
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  Episode : 7 Uses of a $10,000 Check
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  Episode : Vader and Me
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  Episode : Hoax Revealed
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  Episode : Help or Fat
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  Episode : The Truth Behind My Playboy Shoot
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  Episode : WTF, I'm Old
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  Episode : New Smosh Reality Show
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  Episode : Riding a Fat Kid
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  Episode : Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3
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  Episode : Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig

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  Sex-ed Rocksshow lyrics

  Sex-ed Rocks

  There comes a time in every mans life
  when he grows hair where it used to be bare
  I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
  You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
  Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
  This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
  Chorus:
  When she gives you affection, you better wear
  protection
  That skank might have an infection, are you paying
  close attention?
  In Sex Ed, remember what you read
  Just forget what the others have said
  get it through your head, use your brain before you go
  to bed
  And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
  And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
  Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
  They have the ability to pee in your eye
  (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
  And did we mention
  The risk of getting STDs
  Not just gross hookers have it
  Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
  You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
  Well maybe you should watch more basketball
  Wait a second this is not about sports
  Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing
  these shorts
  Chorus:
  When she gives you affection, you better wear
  protection
  That skank might have an infection, are you paying
  close attention?
  In Sex Ed, remember what you read
  Just forget what the others have said
  get it through your head, use your brain before you go
  to bed
  Your body is growing
  You will get hairy
  Your puny voice will start to change
  And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
  Your pits will stink
  You'll get zits on your face
  Without this knowledge you will scare girls away

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  Segway Poloshow lyrics

  Segway Polo

  Whoa yeah, Segway Polo
  Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet
  Even the professionals don't know how to ride a segway
  scooter
  It's okay bro, hug it out, yeah.
  Hit the ball into the goal
  Because that's how you win at Segway Polo
  This is the most intense sport I've ever-
  Whoa! That guy's wearing lederhosen yeah
  Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field!
  This German dude is really pissed off
  Dude, chill out. It's just Segway Polo
  Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap
  There's an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo
  There's a merch table in case you want to buy crap
  Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass!
  This guy's going through a mid-life crisis
  Segway Polo, heck yeah!
  Kid Rock, heck yeah!
  Black people, Heck yeah!
  Bouncing boobies, HECK YEAH!!!
  This guy's waiting for some surprise butt ***
  HERE IT COMES!
  Look at me mom! I'm failing on the internet!
  This guy's getting tired of playing Segway Polo
  Because standing on a segway is very physically
  demanding
  Oh snap! It's tied! Have to go to a shoot out!
  I'm super excited! They're super excited!
  LET'S DO THIS!
  Shoot
  Miss
  Shoot
  Miss
  Shoot
  Miss
  Shoot
  Miss
  Shoot
  Whoa score!
  YOU WIN!

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  Transformers Rapshow lyrics

  Transformers Rap

  I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young, I was
  flippin through the channels when I saw something on,
  something about robots that destroy each other, it made
  me want to go blow up my mother.
  Oooh, Anthony is not alone, it made me wanna go blow up
  my home, originally I did that and your point? I love
  bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme!
  If you didn't get what were talkin' about, we're
  talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around, if you
  think the transformers, you was right cause everybody
  knows that they hella tight!
  Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap,
  they told us that the script was full of nonsense! I
  bet that you thought I was gonna say crap cause it
  rhymes with rap, but I'm better than that!!
  Transformers WILL punch you in the face
  Transformers WON'T do the macarena
  Transformers always say no to drugs
  Transformers: robots in disguise
  They don't even need to use a glock, they can take you
  down with their electric shock! Harder than a body slam
  from the rock but not as much as a slap from my--hand!
  Oooh, have you heard about optimus prime? Sweeter than
  a cherry, sour than a lime, if your booty's gettin hot
  and it keeps getting hotter, he'll turn into a
  firetruck and spray you with water!
  Optimus knows how to use his hose, he be treatin' his
  friends like he treats his hoes, stuffin pixie stix
  right through his nose, until his nose unloads and
  explodes busloads!
  Oooh, right now we switch it up, like when decepticon
  kicked autobot butt! And, thunderblast is a slut--what?
  sh-she is.
  Transformers WILL find a cure for death.
  Transformers WON'T do your algebra.
  Transformers are against terrorism!
  Transformers: robots in disguise
  The dopest parties are thrown by the autobots, disco
  dancin' and chicks hella hot! They got moves like you
  ain't never got! No weed, no spank, no crap, no game!
  They don't need their stuff to keep their party insane,
  moves so whack that you can't explain, dancing's so
  crazy that'll melt your brain, moves that decepticon's
  can never obtain, hear that Megatron? You ain't got no
  game! Autobots, throw it up! Makin it a game! You fight
  to contain the shame you've obtained, Optimus will take
  you out with a megaballame!(wtf?)
  Transformers don't give a damn what you all say,
  TRANSFORMERS, hit the club like, every day!
  TRANSFORMERS blow things up with satisfaction, they
  blow up in your face like a chain reaction!
  Transformers WILL run for president
  Transformers WON'T dress for halloween
  Transformers hardcore since '84
  Transformers.

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  Teleporting Fat Guyshow lyrics

  Teleporting Fat Guy

  Well, I'm the...
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  I get back from time,
  I got my power glove,
  Burt Renolds stole it from me,
  Got it back,
  Teleporting fat guy,
  He's teleporting,
  And he's so damn fat,
  Yeah, I am,
  Teleporting fat guy
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Punch Burt Renolds right in the face,
  Made him look like such a disgrace,
  Ian: (There's another bus stop down the street)
  Cause I'm the teleporting,
  teleporting fat guy,
  Punch you in the back guy,
  I'm from outer space,
  Teleporting fat guy,
  Teleporting fat guy
  Teleporting fat guy,

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  Anthony's Song For Loushow lyrics

  Anthony's Song For Lou

  Hey, Lou
  What's up, dude?
  I forgive you for throwing a boulder at me
  And you, yeah, you
  You are really cool
  I watch re-runs of The Hulk at night
  So I can see you
  I hope you wanna hang out with me
  I really hope you do
  And if you don't, that's all right
  I'll peer you through your window at night
  But I swear, I'm not a stalker
  I have pictures of you in my locker
  I don't know what I would do if I don't ever hang out
  with you
  Work out and get super buff
  Lift weights and do manly stuff
  Like go hunting and watch NASCAR

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  Anthony's Gone (creed)show lyrics

  Anthony's Gone (creed)

  Woah.
  Ian's sad.
  He's lost his friend, who is now a Mexican.
  Oh yeah
  He's eating ice-cream
  Woah, what the hell is that?
  I think it is a blow-up doll
  Oh, now look at Anthony
  He has got a taco in his hat
  WTF? That guy thinks he's phat
  And by "phat" I mean the P-H-A-T version of that
  Woah it's that creepy guy again

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  Boxman For Presidentshow lyrics

  Boxman For President

  My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres
  I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest
  I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed
  And I'm the best dressed, but I digress
  The North to the South to the East to the West
  America will look like less of a mess
  McCain's not the best, I must confess
  Now let me try to express my detest
  1 He's bald and stanky
  2 He's old and cranky
  3 He's got hair on his back
  4 He smokes a lot of crack
  As you can see, John McCain is a joke
  He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke
  The other candidates will feel the pain
  When I blaze the trail with my campaign
  Boxman is runnin for president
  Boxman is the number one candidate
  Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox
  Boxman is the only man in a box
  Barack Obama's not the right choice either
  If it was up to me you'd vote for neither
  Both McCain and Obama should get the axe
  Just let me tell you these Obama facts
  1 He's got a chubby belly
  2 His pits are really smelly
  3 Osama's his brother
  4 He slept with my mother
  So please make the right choice and vote for me
  You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy
  I guarantee health care would be free
  And every day of your life would be filled with glee
  Now let's talk about the war in Iraq
  And how we're wasting our time with that crap
  It'd be faster with my new policy
  To just nuke each enemy country
  Boxman is runnin for president
  Boxman is the number one candidate
  Boxman will steal Obama's socks
  Boxman is the only man in a box
  Let's stop wasting money on education
  And quit spending cash on transportation
  Let's focus on something for the population
  Like the eradication of constipation
  So when it comes time for you to choose
  Which candidate will wear the president's shoes
  You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why

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  Boxman 2.0show lyrics

  Boxman 2.0

  I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but
  Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt
  By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's OK
  Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay
  No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman version two
  Out with the old box, in with the new
  Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed
  Boxman Dance time won't get me laid
  The old me would be polite and hold open doors
  Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore
  Hand me that paper, no I won't say please
  Because I'm a BAMF like Sue from Glee
  Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?
  Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
  (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)
  Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation
  He's a Boxman version two
  Everything you knew about him's now untrue
  He's a Boxman two point oh
  He's really badass like G.I. Joe
  He's a Boxman in a gang
  They make him do things that are insane
  He's a Boxman as you can see
  Breaking that table was really mean
  So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be
  Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't
  for me
  Oops Forgot to wear my undies
  They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me
  Stop, everybody put your hands in the air
  There's a gang affair going on in here, I'm aware
  Holy f**ing sh**, I'm f***ing out of here, man
  I had nothing to do with any of their plans
  Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this?
  Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious
  Hey, is that a Snorlax? that card is super cool
  I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel
  Now I'm a box living in a box on the street
  All 'cause I wanted street cred from the industry
  I don't care if people don't like what they see
  If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree
  He's a Boxman version two
  Everything you knew about him's now untrue
  He's a Boxman two point oh
  He really really really likes The Cosby Show
  He's a Boxman acts like himself now
  Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd
  He's a Boxman now he's cleaner

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  Boxman's Girlfriendshow lyrics

  Boxman's Girlfriend

  There was this one time not too long ago
  I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
  She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
  If I made her my girl, my life would be whole
  I've never spoken to her, not even a word
  I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
  But believe me I've tried, but to no avail
  When I flirt with girls, I always fail
  Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend
  He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend
  It's about time that I face my fears
  Or I'll regret this for years and years
  Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl...
  Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl
  Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this
  ...You smell that? it smells like piss
  Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
  Will you please go on a date with me?
  Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend
  Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a
  girlfriend
  Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot
  You know that kinda thing will get you shot
  Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
  I could have you arrested for this crime
  What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century
  Why you gotta go and act so elementary
  I'm human inside, although it doesn't show
  Come on baby, lets go
  I'm not gonna let people bring me down
  Now that's just something that I won't allow
  I taught myself that i should just walk away
  But then I always throw boiling water in their face
  If there's something that I've learned from all this
  It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
  But sticking together through thick and thin
  And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him
  Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
  He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a
  girlfriend
  Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend

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  Boxman's Christmasshow lyrics

  Boxman's Christmas

  all I hear about is christmas spirit
  f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it
  christmas as a box sucks and i fear it
  not this time, i'm not gonna be near it
  i need to find a way to get away from it all
  the mountains would probably be a good call
  only snow and trees is what i recall
  i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall
  I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year
  last christmas my family came to spread cheer
  they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me
  none of the presents were aimed to please me
  so that's why christmas is spent by myself
  no more santa and his f---ing elf
  but now i've reached my destination
  and i can have fun without hesitation
  (boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman
  christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas)
  hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?
  want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?
  no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun
  oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun
  calm down guys, no need to fight
  i can give ya'll some --- tonight
  that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right
  yeah that's a great way to settle this plight
  just hurry up and get into our ride
  there is even some free candy inside
  hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing
  and what are those box cutters you're bearing
  it was your kind that changed our life, you see
  our family we killed in a box factory
  now we'll remove you from history
  look over there, i think i see bruce lee
  now you see the kind of crap i go through
  but now i look at life with a different view
  my faith in my family's been rebuilt

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  Firetruckshow lyrics

  Firetruck

  Here's the thing about saying firetruck,
  It starts with F and it ends in UCK!
  So when you're in trouble or out of luck
  You no longer have to exclaim
  "Oh F***!"
  Hey, look at that!
  They just bleeped me!
  Just say firetruck, it's so easy!
  Let's just take a moment
  Just sit right there!
  I'll tell you can say firetruck, anywhere!
  Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK!
  Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK!
  You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK!
  Fail your class, FIRETRUCK!
  Scratch your ass, Firetruck! :)
  Cut your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK!
  Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK!
  Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK!
  No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK!
  Red-ring of death, FIRETRUCK!
  Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK!
  Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK!
  Say firetruck at every chance you see
  It's even more fun when it gets bleeped!
  Say it with me now,
  Don't make this suck!
  FFFFFFFFF***************UUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!
  Whoa, man! Did you just say F***?
  No man, I just said firetruck!
  (Vocal) But... when you bleep it... it says f***!
  (Singing)Who cares man, we're saying firetruck!
  Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK!
  iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK!
  Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK!
  Crash your car, FIRETRUCK!
  Into your dog, FIRETRUCK!
  Find out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK!
  (Vocal) Wait... so, my mom is my dog?
  And your dad!
  This is ridiculous!
  You act like it's not normal!!
  IT'S NOT!
  It is in Canada.
  They have Man-Dog-women in Canada?
  Yep.
  (Singing)Fail science, FIRETRUCK!
  Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK!
  There's over 500 Pokemon?! WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!
  Lose the game, FIRETRUCK!
  David Blaine, FIRETRUCK!
  Get run over by a...
  (Vocal) What?
  (Singing) Firetruck!
  (Vocals) So yeah.
  Next time you want to say the F-word,
  Just say firetruck.
  It's more polite.
  And if you didn't like this video?

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  Cute Furry Kittensshow lyrics

  Cute Furry Kittens

  Cute, furry kittens
  Snacking on my grass
  I didn't know what they were doing there
  So I took them into my house
  That was a big mistake
  And I'll tell you why
  Never let a cat eat so much grass
  Or they'll barf all over your place
  Cute little kittens
  Eat, eat, eat, all your grass
  Cute little kittens
  Walk, walk, walk, into your house
  Cute little kittens
  Barf, barf, barf, on your floor
  Cute little kittens
  Make, make, make, you clean it up
  Those little kittens
  Are out to get you!
  You better watch out
  They'll kill you in your sleep!
  I then took those kittens
  Took them out of my house
  I put my foot up their ass
  And kicked them into the sky!
  Those little kittens flew
  Flew right into space
  That was the last I heard of them

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  Happy Cowshow lyrics

  Happy Cow

  Happy cow happy cow wherever you go.
  Happy cow happy cow take it to and fro.
  Happy cow happy cow follows you all day.
  Happy cow happy cow play play play.
  Happy cow Happy cow better than the rest.
  Happy cow happy cow is the best.
  Happy cow Happy cow never goes away.
  Happy cow happy cow you must always play.
  Happy cow Happy cow you will never be bored.
  Happy cow Happy cow never be ignored.
  Happy cow Happy cow steals your will to live.

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  Four Years Foreplayshow lyrics

  Four Years Foreplay

  There's a thing or two about high school that you need
  to know.
  We wish we had known this when we were freshmen.
  Watch out for Freshman Friday: the most dangerous day
  of the week.
  You thought you were excited for the weekend,
  But this is where your week ends.
  Four more years of obeying authority,
  Without question.
  Don't reach super sighted.
  There's only 1,416 pages left to read;
  It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to
  graduate.
  Whatever you do,
  Don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school.
  Because douchebag kids will kick them over.
  We don't see why, though-
  They're really convenient!
  If a girl gives you a smile, don't be deceived:
  She wants you to father her child.
  And he's probably not even cute!
  The only good about high school
  Is that there's super badass playgrounds-
  They have the best swings ever!
  I once jumped five feet in the air!
  Four more years of obeying authority,
  Without question.
  Don't reach super sighted.
  There's only 1,416 pages left to read;
  It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to
  graduate.
  To think about how happy I was before I came,
  Running out of every room I walked in today.
  But the most miserable part,
  Is that it's only the first day.
  If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a
  Playboy Magazine,
  Then maybe high school isn't that bad,
  'Cause that'd be the biggest boner kill in history...

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  Smoshtasticshow lyrics

  Smoshtastic

  We are Happy Elves
  Making fun and joy
  Making all the presents for the girls and boys
  Santa is the best
  Oh we love him so
  Santa is the best friend
  Ho, Ho, Ho!

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  Renaissance Loveshow lyrics

  Renaissance Love

  There bound to lazy days
  Here they would dream
  Cast all their doubts away
  Leaves upon a stream
  So they would make a place
  Love flowing free
  Held in a summer smile
  Strangers wild and sweet
  Though she's flown, wild and free
  Still behind his eyes she stays
  There beneath his mind she lays
  She is love
  Smiles just a winter smile
  Tries to hang on
  Why even she can't say
  What it is that's gone
  Though she's flown, wild and free
  Still behind his eyes she stays
  There beneath his mind she lays
  She is love
  Still behind his eyes she stays
  There beneath his mind she lays

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  Smoshshow lyrics

  Smosh

  Well, I'm the...
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  I get back from time,
  I got my power glove,
  Burt Renolds stole it from me,
  Got it back,
  Teleporting fat guy,
  He's teleporting,
  And he's so damn fat,
  Yeah, I am,
  Teleporting fat guy
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Punch Burt Renolds right in the face,
  Made him look like such a disgrace,
  Ian: (There's another bus stop down the street)
  Cause I'm the teleporting,
  teleporting fat guy,
  Punch you in the back guy,
  I'm from outer space,
  Teleporting fat guy,
  Teleporting fat guy
  Teleporting fat guy,

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  A Merry Gangsta Christmasshow lyrics

  A Merry Gangsta Christmas

  On the first day of Christmas,
  My homie got for me,
  A copy of my favorite movie
  On the second day of Chirstmas,
  My homie got for me,
  Two double Ds,
  And a copy of my favorite movie
  On the third day of Christmas,
  My homie got for me,
  Three fresh tats,
  Two double Ds,
  And a copy of my favorite movie
  On the fourth day of Christmas,
  My homie got for me,
  Four hummers humming,
  Three fresh tats,
  Two double Ds,
  And a copy of my favorite movie
  On the fifth day of Christmas,
  Mt homie got for me,
  Five golden grills,
  Four hummers humming,
  Three fresh tats,
  Two double Ds,
  And a copy of my favorite movie
  On the tenth day of Christmas,
  My homie got for me,
  Ten food stamps,
  Nine knives a stabbin',
  Eight beeps a beepin',
  Seven spinners spinnin',
  Six glocks a poppin',
  Five golden grills,
  Four hummers humming,
  Three fresh tats,
  Two double Ds,
  And a copy of my favorite movie
  On the eleventh day of Chrismas,
  My homie got for me,
  Eleven snipers snipping,
  Ten food stamps,
  Nine knives a stabbin',
  Eight beeps a beepin',
  Seven spinners spinnin',
  Six glocks a poppin',
  Five golden grills,
  Four hummers humming,
  Three fresh tats,
  Two double Ds,
  And a copy of my favorite movie
  On the twelveth day of Chirstmas,
  My homie got for me,
  Twelve manicures,
  Eleven snipers snipping,
  Ten food stamps,
  Nine knives a stabbin',
  Eight beeps a beepin',
  Seven spinners spinnin',
  Six glocks a poppin',
  Five golden grills,
  Four hummers humming,
  Three fresh tats,
  Two double Ds,

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  Hardcore Max 2show lyrics

  Hardcore Max 2

  MAX!
  Max had a car that's really sweet
  Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks
  Not just that but it chafs his neck
  And he thinks it's stupid as heck
  Max! Max! Max!
  Max has got a car!
  Yeah, a car!
  A two door freakin' car!
  It's fast! It's fast!
  It's really freakin' fast!
  And, it is, really badass!
  Max doesn't stop at stop signs
  Cause they're retarded
  What is that smell I'm smelling?
  He just farted
  Never signals while changing lanes
  Drives with no hands cause he's insane
  And if you think that is absurd
  He'll turn to you and flip a bird
  Max! Max! Max!
  Max has got a car!
  Yeah, a car!
  A two door freakin' car!
  It has, gold rims!
  They are really sick!
  Yeah, like Max!
  Max is really sick!
  He talks on his cell phone
  He doesn't use a bluetooth
  And if you dent his car
  He'll hit your face like Babe Ruth
  Uses the most expensive gas
  His driving skills are unsurpassed
  Does doughnuts every chance he gets
  He's even cooler than Pete Wentz
  Max! Max! Max!
  Max has got a car!
  Yeah, a car!
  A two door freakin' car!
  He will, get his, license in six months
  But now, he has, a provisional license
  Wait!
  He only has his provisional driver's license?
  But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at
  all times!
  What!?
  His mom's been in the back seat the whole time?
  So she's condoning these illegal activities!?
  Shame on you, Max's mom!
  Shame!
  Max!
  Look out! A cliff!
  Right in front of you!
  Yeah! A cliff!
  A big ass freakin' cliff!
  Crap! You are, flying off a cliff!
  I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt!
  Oh and he's not wearing his seatbelt
  I guess he didn't like how it felt
  Now he's broken his manly legs
  Max, hope you won't repeat the same mistakes

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  I Heart Burgersshow lyrics

  I Heart Burgers

  Throw my burger in the air
  And I drink some of your soda
  Then I do a little bit of hopscotch
  And bust out the Macarena
  Then I train my dog to sit
  And then I train my mom to sit
  Knit a sweater to impress the girls
  But I'm not very good at knitting
  That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done,
  But the girls taking pictures, thought that it was fun
  I was running away and I tripped on my pants,
  But I saved myself with the cool breakdance!
  Now it's time to eat my burger
  And enjoy it's awesome taste.
  I'm gonna open my mouth super wide

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  Milky Milkshakeshow lyrics

  Milky Milkshake

  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake!
  Milky Milkshake
  Dancin' with my milkshake, baby.
  OH YEAH!
  Yeah, I'm dancin' with my milkshake!
  Oh, I love my milky, milky milkshake, baby!
  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake
  Shakin' my milk milk baby!
  Shaking my milkshake on the dance floor!
  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake!
  Milkshakes are my favourite things in the world!
  One time I drank 5 of them, then I hurled
  Milkshakes make me super happy...
  If they didn't exist that would be crappy!
  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake!
  Oh my milkshake!
  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake!
  Oh my milkshake!
  Milky Milkshake!
  Give it baby!
  Milkshakes are my favourite things in the world!
  I drank five of them,
  Then I hurled!
  Milkshakes make me super happy!
  If they didn't exist, that would be crappy!
  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake
  Milky Milkshake!
  Ooo!
  Give me that milkshake!
  Milky Milkshake
  Ooo!
  My milkshake!
  Oh I'm shaking my milkshake!
  Milky Milkshake!
  Ooo! Give me that milkshake!
  GIMME IT!
  Okay... you can have some!

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  Most Epic Vacation Evershow lyrics

  Most Epic Vacation Ever

  Feet in the sand,
  Sunglasses on my face,
  Hat on my head,
  I'm in surf city,
  I'M IN SURF CITY!
  Watch me play my miniature golf,
  Get it in the hole,
  Panthers biting my hand,
  It hurts,
  Tiki man humping just for fun,
  Feeding dolphins out of my hand cause I
  can,
  CANNON PENIS!!!
  This tiki man's biting off my head,
  SKEE BALL IS FUN!!!
  Even though I'm really bad at it,
  I am on a pirate ship,
  I'm going to kill you,
  I'm in front of the ocean,
  Now I'm in the ocean,
  OH MY GOD THIS PIZZA IS AMAZING!!!
  Surfboards!
  WHY DO I SUCK SO MUCH AT SKEE
  BALL?!
  Ice cream!

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  Legend Of Zelda Rapshow lyrics

  Legend Of Zelda Rap

  Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil
  Wayne
  Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING
  GIRL'S NAME!
  I've saved the world like fifteen times and saved
  the princess from demise
  And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
  "Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king
  annoying fairy
  I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
  I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you
  think?
  Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
  ----------
  'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
  Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
  Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
  And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
  ----------
  I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your
  bitchin'
  I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better
  listen (that's right)
  I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
  Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
  Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to
  attack now
  Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in
  Castle Town
  Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on
  my ocarina
  So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to
  Argentina
  ----------
  'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
  Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
  Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
  And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
  ----------
  Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
  Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his
  marriage annulled.
  You really think saving the princess will convince me
  you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
  The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
  Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
  Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a
  child?
  You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a
  f**king troll
  Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit
  old?
  You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so
  often?
  She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get
  locked in.
  Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your
  girly fairy face
  L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
  Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey
  Shore
  It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves
  my master sword
  It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to
  rule Hyrule
  'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got
  schooled"
  ----------
  'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
  Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
  Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel

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  Meat In Your Mouthshow lyrics

  Meat In Your Mouth

  You're playing games and need something to chew
  You're super hungry so what do I do?
  I PUT THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH
  I PUT THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH
  YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT WHEN I PUT THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH
  UHHHH
  you're out on a date macking on some stew
  Your girl's super picky so what do you do?
  YOU PUT THAT MEAT IN HER MOUTH
  YOU PUT THAT MEAT IN HER MOUTH
  FIRST DATES ARE ALWAYS GREAT WHEN YOU PUT THAT MEAT IN
  HER MOUTH
  OHHHH
  Her mom got mad 'cause you were out too late
  Said "be back by midnight" now she's really irate
  PUT THAT MEAT IN HER MOUTH
  PUT THAT MEAT IN HER MOUTH
  MOMS ALWAYS LOVE GETTING THAT MEAT IN THEIR MOUTHS
  YEAH
  You're chilling with the dudes and the game's almost
  through
  The pizza never came so what do you do?
  YOU PUT THAT MEAT IN THEIR MOUTHS
  YOU PUT THAT MEAT IN THEIR MOUTHS
  DUDES LOVE OTHER DUDES PUTTING MEAT IN THEIR MOUTHS
  YEAH
  When you're home all alone and wanna try something new
  You look down at your meat, what do you do?
  YOU PUT THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH
  YOU PUT THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH
  YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT WHEN I PUT THAT MEAT IN MY MOUTH
  OHHH

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  Pokemon Theme Song Revengeshow lyrics

  Pokemon Theme Song Revenge

  It was the year 2005, Youtube had just begun
  So we made a video, just for fun
  We lip synced the Pokemon theme, we thought it was
  alright
  But randomly, some dick removed it, claiming copyright
  POKEMON, YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW
  Why can't you see, it was a parody
  POKEMON
  Oh, you used to be cool, 'til you turned into a tool
  POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
  It got tons of views, your legal team's full of n00bs
  Mess with me and I'll teach you,
  POKEMON!
  TRY TO SUE US NOW!
  Try to sue us now!
  Had 24 million views
  The most viewed on YouTube's space
  But the legal douches flagged it
  Robbed our rightful place
  Let's kick their ass, the time is right
  There's no better team
  Arm-in-arm we'll win the fight
  It's always been our dream!
  POKEMON, YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW
  Why can't you see, it was a parody
  POKEMON
  Oh, you used to be cool, 'til you turned into a tool
  POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
  It got tons of views, your legal team's full of n00bs
  Mess with me and I'll teach you,
  POKEMON!
  Try to sue us now!
  POKEMON, YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW
  Why can't you see, it was a parody
  POKEMON
  Ooooh, you used to be cool, til you turned into a tool
  POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
  It got tons of views, your legal team's full of noobs
  Mess with me and I'll teach you
  POKEMON!
  TRY TO SUE US NOW!

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  Secret Club Revealedshow lyrics

  Secret Club Revealed

  So take that to your spleen,
  cause I'm now a part of P.E.N Fifteen!
  I'm a member, it's true
  I wonder what kind of awesome s*** we'll do.
  Maybe fly and kill evil kings!
  I hope we do a crap-load of badass things.
  I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings,
  and all my dreams come true!
  Many secrets will be revealed.
  Will I get a sword and a sweet-ass shield?
  My life has changed and my fate is sealed.
  And I can stop sniffing glue,
  until my lips turn all blue
  BAD GUYS!
  WATCH OUT!
  I'll slap your face
  with a big-ass trout.
  You'll never know the wonderousness,
  'cause you're now the stupidest,
  And I'm the king of awesomeness.
  I'd give it all for-
  Love the taste of-
  I'm on my knees for-
  Take the girth of-
  P.E.N Fifteen!
  Can't get enough of-
  P.E.N Fifteen!
  Dedicate my life to-

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  My Fanny Packshow lyrics

  My Fanny Pack

  Walkin' down the street and everybody's starin'
  Just jealous of what I'm wearin'
  That's right it's a fanny pack, bitches
  Hot pink and matches my britches
  You're thinking "that guy's insane
  Damn, what's his name? What's wrong with his brain?"
  I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say
  Everything I need's just one zip away
  My fanny pack, my fanny pack is all I need
  It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee
  It holds my hairspray so I look good every day
  It holds me tight and keeps the Boogie Man away
  You can't mess with my fanny pack, I'm a maniac
  It's a fact, you better watch your back
  Packs more than a back pack
  One time i looked inside and I found an iMac
  Only tough guys wear fanny packs
  Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris and this guy...
  Diss me and you better watch your back
  I'll smack you with my 20 pound fanny pack
  I've been attacked by a wild beast
  I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
  I needed a weapon for the fight
  What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite
  Makes great gifts for the holidays
  "It's my d*** in a pack, babayyyy"
  If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack

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  Parents Suck!show lyrics

  Parents Suck!

  The greatest thing ever just happened to me
  (You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be
  I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
  Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll
  do (ha!)
  First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug
  Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug
  All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a
  pack...
  "Only eat one, young man" F**K THAT! I'll snack 'til I
  yack !
  No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom,
  but I ain't no fool
  No more bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it,
  I will crap on the rug.
  No more mommy! No more dad! Livin' on my own; most fun
  I've ever had
  I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give a
  f**k
  Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS
  SUCK!
  My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so
  I yell "f**k" "s**t" and "darn" every day.
  My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I
  leave the door open while I take a big poo
  My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn,
  instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on
  My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain
  flicks. They didn't let me watch Bambi, what a bunch of
  dicks!
  No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom,
  but I ain't no fool
  No more bath time! No more hugs! And if we feel like
  it, we will crap on the rug.
  No more mommy! No more dad! Finally I can wear my
  skanky top that I had
  I'm eatin' shards of glass 'cause I don't give a f**k!
  Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS
  SUCK!
  No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
  No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my
  cheek
  No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside
  No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm 'bout die
  No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
  No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
  No one to tell me to not take candy from strangers
  No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers
  Anthony: Hey mom...
  Mom: Hi son!
  Anthony: ...do you think I can move back in?

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  Sexy Album

  Well, I'm the...
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  I get back from time,
  I got my power glove,
  Burt Renolds stole it from me,
  Got it back,
  Teleporting fat guy,
  He's teleporting,
  And he's so damn fat,
  Yeah, I am,
  Teleporting fat guy
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
  Fat guy!
  Punch Burt Renolds right in the face,
  Made him look like such a disgrace,
  Ian: (There's another bus stop down the street)
  Cause I'm the teleporting,
  teleporting fat guy,
  Punch you in the back guy,
  I'm from outer space,
  Teleporting fat guy,
  Teleporting fat guy
  Teleporting fat guy,
  With a cool mustache!

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  Sweet Sound of Smosh

  Hi Ian!
  Hey Anthony. Did you hear about prom?
  Yes Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls.
  Great idea!
  But what if other people
  Don't know how to prom?
  Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap!
  Great idea!
  Before you can go to the prom
  You've got to get a hot date
  That looks real bomb.
  Get the courage to go-o-o-o-o up and ask her.
  I'm really good at it
  'Cause I'm the pickup master!
  Or you say, "Go to prom with me
  'Cause I'm hecka ripped!
  If you say 'no',
  I'll bust your lip!"
  Women always like a show of force.
  My dad was a wimp,
  And that's why he's divorced!
  We're gonna show you
  How to pretty, pretty prom.
  Slamming energy drinks,
  Dancing all night long.
  Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
  Because seeing female booby
  Is the best!
  'Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
  Prom, prom, prom!
  And it's gonna be the bomb!
  Bomb, bomb, bomb!
  How to prom!
  Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood.
  Gotta dress hecka handsome
  And be looking hecka good!
  Suit, tie, b-b-b-b-black socks.
  We the pimps of prom
  'Cause we totally rocks.
  When you're stupid mom tries to take pics,
  Never smile.
  Show your badass,
  Look hostile.
  Make sure you flex your muscles alot,
  And try to show them off,
  Them bom diggity socks!
  We're gonna show you
  How to pretty, pretty prom.
  Slamming energy drinks,
  Dancing all night long.
  Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
  Because seeing female booby
  Is the best
  Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
  Prom, prom, prom!
  And it's gonna be the bomb!
  Bomb, bomb, bomb!
  Roll up to prom and it's all hecka lavish.
  There's a table full of punch
  That you wanna ravage.
  The DJ's blasting all
  The c-c-coolest noise
  Slim Shady, Slipknot, and the Backstreet Boys!
  Some people spike the punch with booze.
  Don't drink it!
  You'll get drunk
  And show your boobs!
  So we spiked the punch with lots of sugar.
  And because we're so funny,
  We put in a booger!
  Sl-l-l-lo-o-o-ow Da-a-a-an-n-nce Ti-i-i-ime.
  First, grab your girl,
  Step out on the floor.
  Put your hand on her shoulder
  And get ready to score.
  Slide your hand down her back;
  Move it down to the cr-ra-ack.
  Hover there, brother,
  You're about to attack.
  Now slow it down yo,
  Go get ready to go
  Then touch that sweet butt.
  You're the man now, bro!
  We're gonna show you how to
  Pretty, pretty prom.
  Slamming energy drinks,
  Dancing all night long.
  Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
  Because seeing female booby
  Is the best!
  One more time!
  We're gonna show you how to
  Pretty, pretty prom.
  Slamming energy drinks,
  Dancing all night long.
  Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
  Because seeing female booby
  Is the best!
  So that's how you rule at your high school prom;
  Hope you learned a lesson on how to be the bomb!
  But if you couldn't follow our tips
  'Cause you're a loser noob,
  At least there's always some drunk girl
  Flashing her boob!

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  If Music Were Real

  Throw my burger in the air
  And I drink some of your soda
  Then I do a little bit of hopscotch
  And bust out the Macarena
  Then I train my dog to sit
  And then I train my mom to sit
  Knit a sweater to impress the girls
  But I'm not very good at knitting
  That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done,
  But the girls taking pictures, thought that it was fun
  I was running away and I tripped on my pants,
  But I saved myself with the cool breakdance!
  Now it's time to eat my burger
  And enjoy it's awesome taste.
  I'm gonna open my mouth super wide
  And catch it with my face.