Ra_Bies

@Ra_Bies

I drink desi. Not here to share pleasantries. Playing second innings. Random. CA

Delhi
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  2. 3 hours ago

    Heard a trainee fighting"Daant itne bade de diye par akal nahin hai tere ko" Reprimanded her for commenting on someone's physical appearance

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  3. 3 hours ago

    I need 10 days of break after being on vacations for 7 days

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  4. 3 hours ago

    Beating teenagers is never a good idea but snatching selfie sticks they're carrying & hitting their ass with it is too irresistible

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    4 hours ago

    Dear , propaganda is easy. Please try something more challenging like being honest.

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  6. 4 hours ago

    If you're an Indian and criticising Yoga in one or another way, Mir Jafar the Wreched Traitor must be feeling proud of you

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  7. 5 hours ago

    Heard a lady telling other "I toh liked doing Yoga asans y'day, par aaj savere when I woke up, whole body was aching, lode lag gaye"

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  8. 7 hours ago

    A female colleague says 60 sec of red light too short. No driving woman can take lipstick out, adjust mirror, apply it & keep it back in bag

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  9. 17 hours ago

    Poonam Psndey's is Nudasan

    Translated from Indonesian by

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  10. 18 hours ago

    Kapil:Welcome, aap show mein aaye Khali:Obba jiuki hoaba Ka:Aapne wrestling kab shuru ki? Ka:Obba jiuki hoaba Ka:Haha Kh:Obba jiuki hoaba

    Translated from Estonian by

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  11. 18 hours ago

    In normal circumstances, Ravindra Jadeja would be 12th man of a B-team of a primary school's of some remote village in south of Zimbabwe

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  12. 18 hours ago

    Saw a woman driving Ford EcoSport & talking on iPhone 6 plus. I think Apple guys should first interview people before selling their products

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    19 hours ago

    BCCI is like one big corrupt mafia, where one Don ka Pilla is having bitter quarrel with another - but none point fingers at their Maai Baap

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  14. 19 hours ago

    Business idea #44: Open a shop at International airport & rent shorts, skirts, short dresses, swimming costumes to behenjees visiting abroad

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    1 Sep 2013

    A Girl is Either Beautiful or a Photoshop Expert...

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    Nov 14

    Mom : Ωmy God, β bada μskura raha hai, kya hua? Son : Yes mom, Φnally μjhe πse mil gaye, i can go and watch μvie in θ.

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    5 Jul 2013

    Knock Knock "Whos There ?" "Gandhi" "Gandhi Who ??" "Rahul Gandhi" "Bhai Khana Khatam Ho Gaya Hai , Kal aana".

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    20 hours ago

    Rahul Dravid could've named his son Humpty Dumpty.

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  20. 19 hours ago

    . Did you sanitize your hands before touching the food? If not, don't eat, because dirt & garbage can upset your stomach

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  21. 19 hours ago

    There are better bowlers than Axar Patel & Ravindra Jadeja in my colony's team. I mean it

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