An American Carol (2008)

Actors

• Christopher McDonald (actor)
• Dennis Hopper (actor)
• Michael Higgins (actor)
• David Alan Grier (actor)
• Robert Davi (actor)
• Zachary Levi (actor)
• Kevin P. Farley (actor)
• David Cohen (actor)
• Kelsey Grammer (actor)
• Gary Coleman (actor)
• Chriss Anglin (actor)
• Trace Adkins (actor)
• Trace Adkins (actor)
• Leslie Nielsen (actor)
• Joey Naber (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Laugh like your country depends on it.
WARNING! This movie may be offensive to children, young people, old people, in-the-middle people, some people on the right, all people on the left, terrorists, pacifists, war-mongers, fish mongers, Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, agnostics (though you'd have to prove it to them), the ACLU, liberals, conservatives, neo-cons, ex-cons, future cons, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarian, people of color, people of no color, English speakers, English-as-a-second language speakers, non-speakers, men, women, more women, & Ivy League professors. Native Americans should be okay.

Quotes:

Michael Malone: Who are these people?::General George S. Patton: They're not people, they're the ACLU!

Josh: Oh, grandpa fell asleep again.::Timm: No, he's dead.

Timm: [upon Michael Malone arriving] Oh, look, it's Uncle Asshole.

Michael Malone: [John F. Kennedy, George S. Patton and Bill O'Reilly slap Michael Malone]::[to Bill O'Reilly]::Michael Malone: Hey, wait a minute, you're not a ghost!::Bill O'Reilly: I know! I just enjoy slapping you.

Mohammed: It is getting harder and harder to find suicide bombers. And all the really good ones are gone.

Bacon Stains Malone: Don't you worry Mas'sa Malone we got dem bacon stains out of the upholstry, just like you asked. Take over Lebron, I'll do the limo.

Michael Malone: Look can you make them stop singing.::Rastus Malone: Hey, Mas'sa don't wanna hear that slave shit, kick something in the fo fo.

Michael Malone: [misunderstanding his appearance] I always stood up for gay rights.::Angel of Death: I am the angel of freakin' death, you turdhead.

Michael Malone: I love America. That's why it needs to be destroyed. So that it can come to it's senses.

George Mulrooney: [Accepting an award for a film about McCarthyism] Thank you. I dedicate this award to all the courageous filmmakers who take on tough issues like, well, McCarthyism, even though it no longer exists. Or like slavery or Nazism, even though they ended too. But you know, evil exists today like, uh, well, Islamic terrorism, but like I'm gonna make *that* movie, right? Like I wanna get beheaded! [laughs and mimics being beheaded]

Adkins, Trace Filmography

• Moms' Night Out
  2014, role: actor , character name: Bones
• A Country Christmas
  2013, role: actor , character name: Sheriff Arrington
• 2013 American Country Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Co-Host
• Hell of a Day
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Between
  2013, role: actor , character name: Driver
• The Virginian
  2013, role: actor , character name: The Virginian
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Float Performer
• Wyatt Earp's Revenge
  2012, role: actor , character name: Mifflin Kenedy
• Christmas in Rockefeller Center
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• The 2012 American Country Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CMA Music Festival: Country's Night to Rock
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Day Jobs
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• All American New Year 2012
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Musical Guest
• The Lincoln Lawyer
  2011, role: actor , character name: Eddie Vogel
• The 2011 American Country Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Music Builds: The CMT Disaster Relief Concert
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Hit Exchange
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CMA Music Fest 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2010 CMT Music Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Collaborative Video of the Year 'Hillbilly Bone'
• Lifted
  2010, role: actor , character name: Jimmy Knox
• The 2010 American Country Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The 2010 Miss USA Pageant
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 45th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tough Trade
  2010, role: actor , character name: Scared
• WWE Tribute to the Troops
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE: Summerslam
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 43rd Annual Country Music Association Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CMT Star: Nashville Mansions
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2009 CMT Music Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Best of CMT Music Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  2009, role: actor
• Backstory: Trace Adkins
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CMT 100 Greatest Videos
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Trace Adkins: Ten Days
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 42nd Annual Country Music Association Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An American Carol
  2008, role: actor , character name: Trace Adkins
• The Next GAC Star
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Trailer Park of Terror
  2008, role: actor , character name: The Man
• 43rd Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  2008, role: actor
• Top 50 Videos of 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An American Carol
  2008, role: actor , character name: Angel of Death
• DirecTV Concert Series: Trace Adkins
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Trace Adkins: American Man
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Cracker Barrel: Songs of the Year Concert
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Singer
• CMT: The Greatest - 20 Greatest Southern Rock Songs
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Grand Ole Opry at Carnegie Hall
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The CMT Music Awards 2006
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CMT Greatest Moments: Dolly Parton
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CMT: The Greatest - 20 Sexiest Men
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself