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Bromley is a large suburban district of south east London, England and the administrative headquarters of the London Borough of Bromley. It was historically a market town, and prior to 1963 was in the county of Kent and formed the administrative centre of the Municipal Borough of Bromley. Although technically in London, it is regarded by locals and Londoners alike as in the county of Kent. Its location on a coaching route and the opening of a railway station in 1858 were key to its development and the economic history of Bromley is underpinned by a shift from an agrarian village to commercial and retail hub. As part of the suburban growth of London in the 20th century, Bromley significantly increased in population and has formed part of Greater London since 1963. It has developed into one of a handful of regionally significant commercial and retail districts outside central London. It is located 9.3 miles (15 km) south east of Charing Cross and is one of the major metropolitan centres identified in the London Plan. Bromley has a number of affluent areas and is regarded as being one of the richest London Boroughs. There are a number of gated communities within the borough, most noticeably Keston Park (in Keston, Orpington), Farnborough Park (Farnborough, Orpington) and Bickley Park (in the affluent areas of Bickley and Chislehurst)
Plot
It has been a year since the events of The Swan Princess, Derek and Odette's anniversary is interrupted by the dangerous vandalism of Knuckles, a minion of the wizard Clavius. The Swan Princess is concern about the kidnapping of Prince Derek's mother, a crime that lures the prince into danger himself. Princess Odette can save him--but only if she becomes a swan herself.
Keywords: animal-in-title, animal-name-in-title, independent-film, sequel, surrealism
Bridget: Rock rock! Rock rock!::Jean-Bob: She's calling a rock! We're doomed!
[Jean-Bob is trying to convince the others he was turned into a prince]::Jean-Bob: Are you going to tell me you did not see me as a prince?::Puffin: [taps forehead] I think he's still got some damage in the attic.::Jean-Bob: I don't believe this. I was a prince!::Speed: Don't push your luck, Jean-Bob.::Jean-Bob: But-no- Hey, you out there! Quit smooching and tell me something. Did you or did you not see me as a prince in the mountain! [everyone laughs] This is not happening. It's a conspiracy. I was a prince, I tell you! A prince!
Clavius: Too bad you couldn't live to see this day, o partner of mine. [he throws a dagger at Rothbart's portrait] We could have shared it all, but no, you had to betray me! We conquered the Forbidden Arts together, but then you drove me underground. [he spits a pin at Rothbart's portrait] Thought you were real smart didn't you? Until you met... Prince Derek! [he throws an axe at Rothbart's portrait] But today, today Derek his match... me! Hahaha! And now that he's out of the way, I'm gonna go back to our old castle and get the Forbidden Arts, proving that I... was always... the greater man! [he exclaims, throwing a dart at Rothbart's portrait]
Uberta: Whatever it is you have planned, you'll never get away with it, because you are a bad person, and bad people stand no chance against good people, like my son Prince Derek. [Clavius sighs] Did you parents ignore you as a child? Oh tell Queen Unberta, what dark secret lurks within that dark twisted mind of yours? Come on, out with it!::Clavius: [exasperated] Don't you ever shut up?
Clavius: [walking into Uberta's cell, which Knuckles is redecorating] What is this?::Uberta: If I'm going to spend my birthday here, everything must be perfect!::Clavius: Oh you're driving me nuts with this birthday thing! [he pulls Knuckles away]::Uberta: Let go of my servant! [she grabs Knuckles and they fight over him]::Clavius: Your servant? I taught him everything he knows! And furthermore, this ain't your castle Lady! Let go!::Uberta: Lady? Your Highness is the proper way for one of your class to address one of mine!::Knuckles: Ow! Not so hard! [he and Clavius fall out of the cell and Clavius shuts the door]::Uberta: Don't hurt him! He hasn't finished my cake!::Clavius: Oh... you are a hostage!
Plot
As children, Prince Derek and Princess Odette are forced to spend their summers together by their widowed parents, who hope that the two will eventually fall in love and marry, so that the kingdoms of the two will be united. As children and adolescents, Derek and Odette can't stand each other, but as young adults they begin to see each other in a different light and fall in love with each other. But one night things take a bad turn when Derek unintentionally offends Odette, who then refuses to marry him if he can't prove that he loves her for who she is and not just her beauty. Odette and her father are then attacked by Lord Rothbart, a vengeful sorcerer who was cast out of William's kingdom when he plotted against the king. In the form of a beast, Rothbart mortally wounds William, and kidnaps Odette then places her under a spell. Now it is up to Derek to rescue Odette by showing his undying love. But, will he be in time?
Keywords: animal-in-title, animal-name-in-title, aristocracy, castle, crocodile, fairy-tale, frog, imprisonment, love, princess
The Magic Begins November 1994
Prince Derek: What? You're all I ever wanted. You're beautiful!::Odette: Thank you. But what else?::Prince Derek: What else?::Odette: Is beauty all that matters to you?::Queen Uberta: Derek, what else?::Prince Derek: [stammers; to Odette] What else is there?::[Rogers imitates a buzzer]
Odette: You're being sneaky again, Jean-Bob!::Jean-Bob: What sneaky? You deserve a nice bouquet!::Odette: And you deserve a kiss.::Jean-Bob: Well all right!::[Puckers up]::Odette: You know I'm under a spell!::Jean-Bob: But my kiss would break ze spell!::Speed: Give it up, Jean-Bob.::Odette: I can only kiss the man I love, and then he...::Jean-Bob: Must make a vow of "everlasting love". I know - !::Odette: And prove it to the world!::Jean-Bob: WHAT do you think I was doing with ze flowers and ze alligators going "CHOMP CHOMP"?::Odette: Speed, make him understand.::Speed: I'm only a turtle.
Prince Derek: [about the ball] But please, mother! Don't turn it into one of your beauty pageants!::Queen Uberta: Oh! No, no, no, no, no! It's just a few friends...::[She waits until Derek is out of earshot]::Queen Uberta: ...And, their daughters...
Odette: [Odette is dying] Derek... I-I feel so weak... I think... I'm...::Prince Derek: No... You'll live, Odette! The vow I made was for you!
Puffin: There comes a time, the possum said, when if all else fails just play dead.
Puffin: When the hunter has you in his sight, look for the sun and fly into the light.
Jean-Bob: Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.
Rogers: You should write a book: How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less.
Prince Derek: Don't let her die.::Rothbart: Is that a threat?::Prince Derek: Don't you dare let her die!::Rothbart: Oh, it is a threat.::Prince Derek: You're the only one with the power. Now, *do it*!::[Rothbart throws him aside]::Rothbart: Only if you defeat... me!
Puffin: Me name is Puffin. Lt. Puffin.::Odette: It's a pleasure, Lt. Puffin. I'm Odette. Princess Odette. And these are my best friends in the whole world: Mr. Lorenzo Trudgealong...::Speed: Friends call me Speed.::Odette: ...and Jean-Bob.::Jean-Bob: I have no friends. Only servants. And they call me "your highness".::Speed: Thinks he's a prince.
Plot
In Cross Now, during a blazing row with his boss, strangely enough architect Michael Ponsford still gets his promotion. However, he does not get much time to enjoy it, because, in the middle of the argument, his boss suffers a heart attack. And he is not the only one to die. Ponsford is haunted by death: the woman with whom he had been flirting for too long, his wife's father, one of his competitors, they all succumb. Finally, Ponsford's young son also dies.
Plot
A woman married to a wealthy socialite, is compromised by the accidental death of a man who had been romantically pursuing her, and is forced by her mother-in-law to assume a new identity to save the reputation of her husband and infant son. She wanders the world, trying to forget her heartbreak with the aid of alcohol and unsavory men, eventually returning to the city of her downfall, where she murders a blackmailer who threatens to expose her past. Amazingly, she is represented at her murder trial by her now adult son, who is a public defender. Hoping to continue to protect her son, she refuses to give her real name and is known to the court as the defendant, "Madame X."
Keywords: absinthe, accidental-death, adultery, airliner, applause, assumed-identity, bar, based-on-play, blackmail, butler
BROUGHT TO LIFE WITH ALL ITS SEX AND DRAMA!
There was always a man... there was never a name!
Clayton 'Clay' Anderson: [to his mother while decorating Christmas tree] Mother, there aren't enough icicles on your side.
Dagwood: Sometimes I think that horse understands everything I say.::Blondie: Then he's smarter than I am.
Every now and then I think about you Wondered how I’d ever live without
you Whenever I think I figured it out my reasons turn to shame so I wash
em down forget it now I wanted you to stay but I watched myself fall away
from you So lay me down if you’re broken hearted and let the sunlight
shine in I’ll hold you close if I think you’re falling so we wont burn out in
the end I still have your pictures I still wonder how you are I’ve heard
about you and how you fell apart and I know you’ve been wasting for so
long now and I’m sorry that I did nothing to turn you around I just
watched myself (watched myself) fall away from you lay me down if you’re
broken hearted and let the sunlight shine in I’ll hold you close if I think
you’re falling so we won’t burn out in the end Shouldn’t I learn a thing or
two shouldn’t I wake up next to you shouldn’t I be the one that said to
hold you hold you shouldn’t I shouldn’t I shouldn’t I shouldn’t I hold you
hold you lay me down if you’re broken hearted and let the sunlight shine
in I’ll hold you close if I think you’re falling so we wont burn out in the
end lay me down if you’re broken hearted and let the sunlight shine in I’ll
hold you close if I think you’re falling so we wont burn out in the end in
Hey, y'all, is that my dog up on the roof?
And, good God, why's my car out in the pool?
All I 'member was a phone call, now the party's on
Somebody knockin' at my door
And I don't know what the hell went on round here last night...
Now I'm picking up beer cans, what a mess,
Oh Man, who's that passed out in the yard?
All that's left in the fire pit's one of my lawn chairs
And a piece of siding off my barn
Somebody doin donuts musta hit the mailbox
Cause it's laying out there in the road
There's a flood in the bathroom
A hog in kitchen, a dude on my couch with a bloody nose
And I don't know what the hell went on round here last night,
But we musta had a good time
Hey y'all why's my bed not in my room?
And, good God, how did my face get black and blue?
All I remember was a bring it on, a pour it strong,
And the girls all getting down!
Now I'm picking up beer cans, what a mess, Oh Man,
Who's that passed out in the yard?
All that's left in the fire pit's one of my lawn chairs
And a piece of siding off my barn
I guess we used the table top for a game of beer pong
And the back porch for a dance floor
Somebody took a shower rod, turned into a strip pole
Man, there's a hole punched through my door!
Now I don't know what the hell went on round here last night,
But we musta had a good time!
I sure could use a cold one, right about now...
Cause I'm picking up beer cans,
Oh Man, somebody's passed out in the yard?
All that's left in the fire pit's one of my lawn chairs
And a piece of siding off my barn
Somebody doin donuts musta hit the mailbox
Cause it's laying out there in the road
There's a flood in the bathroom
A hog in kitchen, a dude on my couch with a bloody nose
I guess we used the table top for a game of beer pong
And the back porch for a dance floor
Somebody took a shower rod, turned into a strip pole
Man, there's a hole punched through my door!
I don't know what the hell went on round here last night
I don't know what the hell went on round here last night
But, we musta had a good time!
Heh, heh, heh....yeah we musta had a good time!
We SHORE had a good time!
Home is where my heart is still beating
I don't know when i'll see her again
I hate to see her cry when I'm leaving
But now I'm a thousand miles away again
She feels like Carolina (feels like Carolina)
Looks like California (looks like California)
Shining like those New York lights on Broadway
When she looks back I'm behind her
I'll always be there for her
She makes me feel like home's not so far away
She feels like Carolina
It's hard to understand the way I'm living
I know you think I'm never coming home (never coming home)
But I miss your pretty smile, and I'm coming back in a little while
But I'm a thousand miles away again
She feels like Carolina (feels like Carolina)
Looks like California (looks like California)
Shining like those New York lights on Broadway
When she looks back I'm behind her
I'll always be there for her
She makes me feel like home's not so far away
She makes me feel like home's not so far away
No matter how far I go, you know I can't stop thinking about her
And there's nothing like the way I feel, the way I feel when I'm beside her
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
She feels like Carolina
Looks like California
Shining like those New York lights on Broadway
She feels like Carolina (feels like Carolina)
Looks like California
Shining like those New York lights on Broadway
When she looks back I'm behind her (feels like Carolina)
I'll always be there for her
She makes me feel like home's not so far away
California
Like home's not so far away
She feels like Carolina (feels like Carolina)
Looks like California
She makes me feel like home's not so far away
She makes me feel like home (so far away)
Every now and then I think about you Wondered how I’d ever live without
you Whenever I think I figured it out my reasons turn to shame so I wash
em down forget it now I wanted you to stay but I watched myself fall away
from you So lay me down if you’re broken hearted and let the sunlight
shine in I’ll hold you close if I think you’re falling so we wont burn out in
the end I still have your pictures I still wonder how you are I’ve heard
about you and how you fell apart and I know you’ve been wasting for so
long now and I’m sorry that I did nothing to turn you around I just
watched myself (watched myself) fall away from you lay me down if you’re
broken hearted and let the sunlight shine in I’ll hold you close if I think
you’re falling so we won’t burn out in the end Shouldn’t I learn a thing or
two shouldn’t I wake up next to you shouldn’t I be the one that said to
hold you hold you shouldn’t I shouldn’t I shouldn’t I shouldn’t I hold you
hold you lay me down if you’re broken hearted and let the sunlight shine
in I’ll hold you close if I think you’re falling so we wont burn out in the
end lay me down if you’re broken hearted and let the sunlight shine in I’ll
hold you close if I think you’re falling so we wont burn out in the end in
Oh. Woah. Woah. Yeah.
Thoughts burning through my head.
Silence breaks me down again.
I can't believe it's over and gone.
You put me through the final test,
I found that I was second best.
You gotta leave me alone.
It's over now, on my way back down.
And you know, and you know, and you know,
My heart is aching.
My mind is breaking.
I'm so messed up, I can't breathe at all.
I never really knew you at all.
Complicated.
Take your things
And leave me with my stitched up heart.
This time I've had enough.
This time I've had enough.
My heart is aching.
My mind is breaking.
I'm so messed up, I can't breathe at all.
It's complicated.
I can't explain it.
I'm standing wit my back against the wall.
I never really knew you at all.
I never really knew you at all.
My heart is aching.
My mind is breaking.
I never really knew you at all.
It's complicated.
I can't explain it.
I'm standing with my back against the wall.
My heart is aching.
My mind is breaking.
I'm so messed up I can't breathe at all.
It's complicated.
No, I can't explain it.
It's complicated.
No, I can't explain it.
I can't explain it.
I can't explain it.
I can't explain it.