Alfie John

@alfiedotwtf

Perl, Rust and Debian // the divine trinity

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  2. 1 hour ago

    Also see 's awesome talk. My favourite bit starts around 15m35s

    Battle against Imposter Syndrome. The link is focused on women in IT, but advice is generally applicable.
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    6 hours ago

    I checked my privilege. It was Domain Admin.

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    4 hours ago

    I just tackled a guy in a football jersey but the police didn't buy my excuse of "Look at how he was dressed, he was asking for it."

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  5. 5 hours ago

    How many iterations does #[bench] perform? Or is it dynamic based on some accumulative runtime?

  6. 7 hours ago

    . reminds me of how sometimes get overloaded with viral "surprise military homecoming" images

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  7. 8 hours ago

    How long until we see "iPad Pro is bendable in your backpack" viral videos?

    iPad Pro 128GB with Keyboard is $31 less than a MacBook. Add the Pencil and it's $134 more.
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    9 hours ago

    You know what's silly? Call a gov't dept as a "researcher" and they'll generally give you data with no questions. Journo? To the media unit!

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  9. 9 hours ago

    In the past few years, I feel like this sentiment is slowly changing

    2:08 PM - 9 Nov 2015 · Details
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    10 hours ago

    “Wordpress now runs 25% of the Web”—with Xen so popular, we’re realizing the dream of a stack that can be hacked at all layers in parallel

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    10 hours ago

    After another day of fighting with things that broke because of buffer overruns in C++, I’m ready to just go write some .

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  12. 11 hours ago

    Unfortunately, it will just go more underground

    In historic decision, US Court finds spying violated Americans' rights. Victory!
  13. 11 hours ago

    . so when are they going to wine and dine with consumer groups? /s

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  14. 18 hours ago

    Oddly satisfyingly resembles a PCB

    NSA Texas Cryptologic Center Under Construction Full size 4 directions:
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    19 hours ago

    One of my devs: "We have to look at old code as though someone different wrote it. We were different people with different pressures"

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  16. 19 hours ago

    . Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live - John F. Woods

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  17. 19 hours ago

    Can't believe I'm saying this, but the Surface Pro 4 is hard to ignore. Hold my breath for support :(

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  18. 20 hours ago

    How not to do social media

    Tell your taxi story!
  19. 22 hours ago

    How long before _all_ crimes become "serious crime"

    Repeat after me: GCHQ is not only an intel agency. Launches "serious crime" unit with NCA
  20. 22 hours ago

    Sadly, this is what most people will get out of this

    Way to code shame this guy everyone! This is why I never put anything on github...
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    Nov 8

    it can be. Cell groups called Service management offices forget their role is to help not block. Its not the tool, its the tradesman.

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