What can brown do for you?
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2052. The Brother of Mars Corporation sponsors the hunting of humans for sport in a bleak future. Corporate employee Morgan Farber finds himself being forced into the game as one of the hunted after he speaks out against it. To better his chances of survival, Farber forms an uneasy alliance with a primitive tribe known as the Garbage People.
Man is the Game, Survival is the rules.
Let the Games Begin
The Future Sucks
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GRINDIN' is an over the top comedy about T.O., a successful working actor who falls from Hollywood grace in the midst of livin' it up. With an inability to focus on his artistic pursuits, T.O. is constantly distracted by everything "fun under the sun." Surrounded by a cast of hilarious yet distracting characters and fearing he may never see the view from the top again, T.O. searches for the inspiration that will motivate him to once again unleash his talent and set the Hollywood scene on fire. T.O. learns that throughout it all, some things, like hard work and a will to triumph, will always remain the winning formula for success.
Hollywood is like a long roller coaster ride so sit back and enjoy the ride!
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Alice is in her 20s, a graduate with a shitty job. She's saving to head overseas, but family problems are holding her back. While she's waiting to leave, Alice acts as our guide as we travel into the lives of her flatmates, her boyfriend's band, her family, and a few complete strangers who have nothing to do with anything (probably). Julian sells his soul to the devil's cousin. Zoe is attempting to overthrow corporate capitalism through counter-propaganda, while Greg is building a bomb. Josie's just been sacked. Petulia, a 14-year old goth, has befriended Julian's disembodied shadow... kind of. Meanwhile the sky is cracking apart, whales walk the earth, and a colossal tidal wave threatens to destroy the planet. People are dating and drinking coffee. Some are looking for better jobs, others are skating and smoking pot. And a bumble bee's life hangs in the balance.
In a world where whales walk the earth, you still gotta go to work
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The story of Maria (Alaina Kalanj) a talented emerging artist who is forced to relive the high school shooting she witnessed ten years earlier. Maria is torn between her agent, Ryan (Elizabeth Rothan), and her lover Blake (David Andriole). Ryan insists that Maria forget the past and move on with her career while Blake pushes her to deal with the past and attend her high school reunion.
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A reporter attempts to figure out why there has been an energy crisis in the United States. Complicating matters are a series of aftershocks from a powerful earthquake, strangers firing weapons at him, and the disappearance of some workers attempting to investigate businesses who have harmed the environment.
Keywords: disaster, energy, power
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In a small Massachusetts town, two bumbling criminals mistakenly kidnap a maid, thinking her to be the wife of a prominent businessman. D.C., short for Darn Cat, is an alley cat who, while looking for his nightly snack, stumbles upon the kidnap victim, bound and gagged in a shed. The kidnap victim scratches a plea for help on the back of her wristwatch and puts it around the cat's neck. Patti finds the watch and links it to the missing maid. Playing amateur detective, she enlists the aid of an FBI agent, Zeke, who has been assigned to the case. Patti and Zeke follow D.C. through tight openings to track down the captive.
Keywords: amateur-detective, animal-in-title, based-on-novel, boots, boston-massachusetts, bumbler, car-chase, cat, cat-actor, duct-tape-over-mouth
This FBI agent is putting his life on the line. Fortunately, he's got nine.
Mrs. Flynt: I'm so upset, I'd cry, but my tear ducts haven't worked since my last eye job.
Lu: You know, I once built a castle out of Spam.
Agent Zeke Kelso: Wherever the informant leads, it is our responsibility to follow him in a fluid moving perimeter.
Patti Randall: God, I'm really good. Those "Charlie's Angels" reruns are starting to pay off.
Mr. Peter Randall: Why are you always in black?::Patti Randall: Because it matches my soul.
Lizzie, the Flint's Servant: [about the Flints] What would they do without me?
Mr. Flint: [through an intercom in his kitchen] Lizzie, are you milking the cow? My ulcer's doing a tango up here.
Mr. Flint: [to Mrs. Flint] Why can't your plastic surgeon give the stock market a lift?
Lizzie: I know karate.
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Sean Barker became the unwilling host to an alien bio-armor known as the Guyver. A year ago he destroyed the Kronos Corporation, an organization of mutants who want the Guyver. Now he is trying to find why the Guyver unit forces him to fight and kill evil. He is lead to an archelogical site where scientists discover an ancient space craft. Now he must fight Kronos again before they discover the secrets of the Guyver's origin.
Keywords: alien, based-on-comic-book, bee-creature, character-name-in-title, exploding-head, eye-gouging, frog-monster, gang, gore, independent-film
Sci-Fi's Most Powerful Alien-Human Hybrid Returns!
Sci-fi's most powerful superhero is back!
The ultimate weapon.
Guyver: Corey, I lied. The Zoanoids weren't the failed experiment. The Guyvers were. The aliens created the Guyvers to fight their wars for them. The humans rebeled. Out of control. The Guyver is nothing more than a weapon. I have no destiny.::Corey: You made your own.
Guyver: The aliens created the Guyvers to fix their mistakes!::Crane: You're the mistake. I'm the final product!
Sean Barker: You go get help. I'll handle the bear.::Corey: Right.::[Sean runs towards the "bear" attack while Corey runs for help. Corey suddenly stops]::Corey: He'll handle the bear? Oh, shit!
Crane: You know, that's only going to piss him off.
Sean Barker: So, um, why'd you come back?::Corey: Because I'm a scientist. I know what it's like to need to know.
Sean Barker: It makes me kill.
Sean Barker: I'm just sorry I didn't get here sooner.::Corey: Thank God you didn't! You could have been killed! What you think you were going to do?::Atkins: I was wondering that myself...
Crane: It's calling you, isn't it?::Sean Barker: What do you mean?::Crane: Calls me too. We are both same children.::[pause]::Crane: Sean, I know who you are. I know you're in pain. I'm like you.::Sean Barker: I don't know what you're talking about!::Crane: We are the bastards... of uncaring parents! We've been violated. Our lives have been changed against our will... Sean, I know what's been like for you... for me! You've lost friends and lovers, haven't you?::Sean Barker: I...::Crane: So have I! We're forced to live secret lives. Trust me.::[Crane changes himself to a horrible Zoanoid]::Sean Barker: Shit...::Crane: I know! Look at me! I'm hideous! Do you think I wanna be this way? A freak? That's why we are here! To take back our lives! Somewhere in this ship, is the key to changing us back! Let's find it together! we can take the Guyver out of you! We can make normal again! Isn't that what you want?::Sean Barker: I don't know... you are killers!::Crane: And so are you!::Sean Barker: It's the one who kills, not me!::Crane: Then let's help you! We can make it stop! What you say... friends?::Sean Barker: [confused]... No!::Crane: Pity...::[Sean is hit with a club and falls on the floor]
Guyver: You don't know what you're doing, Crane. That unit's damaged. You have no idea what it will do to you.
Sean Barker: Claws? I'm not the one with the claws.
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Louie is a New York slum landlord who is given 120 days to repair one of his apartment blocks. The problem for Louie is that he must live in the rundown block until the repairs are complete. Louie's father is the real boss, and he has no intention of paying for the repairs. This leaves Louie to live in the squalor his tenants endure all year round.
Keywords: african-american, corvette, court, dancing, father-son-relationship, landlord, landlord-tenant-relationship, money, racial-slur, rat
The judge sentenced slumlord Louie Kritski to six months in his own building. He would have been better off in jail.
The best way to punish a slumlord is to make him a tenant.
Louie Kritski: Why do they call you Milkman?::Milkman: Because I killed the milkman.
Big Lou Kritski: Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!
Louie Kritski: Beautiful. A fucking sink that farts.
Heather: What is that smell? It smells like...::Louie Kritski: Piss.::Heather: Yeah, smells like piss, what is it?::Louie Kritski: It's piss. Drunks come in the hallway and they piss.::Heather: You let them pee in here?::Louie Kritski: It's not like they ask permission.
Louie Kritski: Why is that you have twenty-four different kinds of pork rinds and you only have one kind of peanut butter?::Cashier: Because we don't get too many fussy little white pricks in here.::Louie Kritski: Okay.
Louie Kritski: At least there's a Motif - WALL TO WALL SHIT!
Louie Kritski: You want your electricity fixed? Move. Check into the fucking Plaza, just gimmie the rent Lady!::Eleanor: Look at my boy. How's he supposed to do his schoolwork at night? By candle light?::Louie Kritski: Lincoln did. Hey maybe he'll grown up to be president, what the fuck do I know? Just gimmie the rent!
Eleanor: How is my boy supposed to do his schoolwork at night? By candle light?::Louie Kritski: Lincoln did. Maybe he'll grow up to be president, what the fuck do I know?
Louie Kritski: I need to use your bathroom.::Eleanor: No!::Louie Kritski: What am I supposed to do, shit outside?::Eleanor: Lincoln did.
Louie Kritski: No way I'm going to that shit hole.::Big Lou Kritski: Who are you talking to?::Louie Kritski: Heather, trying to figure out where to go tonight.::Big Lou Kritski: I'll tell you where you're going tonight. You're going to the building to serve your time or else you're going to jail.
Bribing me, We come, We watched how
We're last to throw our pennies
A passive tramps lifts her skirt
And asks us then we throw them down to her
And I know why I will always follow you
Anywhere my brother leads me to
We don't want to live in the sun
Just to keep them happy for awhile
Midnight, and Frank freaks out and reaches God and
Fairly tied up too
But I know why I will always follow you
Anywhere my brother leads me to
And I remember wanting to be you
And pray to God that we would all pull through
Cause I know why I will always follow you
If you're my brother, then I will follow you
Lifelong friends threw bottle ends
And then yell in the air like lifelong enemies
Who's stronger, who's lived longer?
World quarrels and grand kids on your knee
Cause I know I will always follow you
Anywhere my brother leads me to
And I remember wanting to be you
And pray to God that we would all pull through
Cause I know why I will always follow you
If you're my brother, then I will follow you
Cause I know I will always follow you
Anywhere my brother leads me to
Cause I know why I will always follow
I will follow you and I will
I know why I will always follow