King of the Hill

Hank Hill is an old fashioned, hardworking, beer drinking man who is trying to live in a modern Texas world. His wife is opinionated, his son is a disappointment, his friends are losers, and his Father is oppressive. But through it all, Hank keeps a level head, a strong sense of morality, and by doing so keeps himself "King of the Hill."

Cast

• Mike Judge
• Kathy Najimy
• Pamela Adlon
• Johnny Hardwick
• Stephen Root
• Brittany Murphy
• Ashley Gardner
• Toby Huss
• Lauren Tom
• Breckin Meyer
• Jonathan Joss
• Dennis Burkley
• David Herman

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  [Working on Hank's pickup truck]::Dale: You know what the problem is? It's a Ford. You know what For...
• Episode 2: Square Peg
  Peggy Hill: VaaaaaaaaaaaGINA! Oh, Hank... I did it!::Hank: Yeah, the whole neighborhood heard ya cus...
• Episode 3: The Order of the Straight Arrow
  Bill Dauterive: I'm so depressed I can't even blink....
• Episode 4: Hank's Got the Willies
  Dale: Oh my God, I'm out of cigs.::Bobby Hill: Mr. Gribble, who is your number one favorite hero?::D...
• Episode 5: Luanne's Saga
  Hank: He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right....
• Episode 6: Hank's Unmentionable Problem
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• Episode 7: Westie Side Story
  Luanne Platter: You know, at the beauty academy they teach us that people aren't black or white or y...
• Episode 8: Shins of the Father
  Bill Dauterive: [at Bobby's Birthday party] Well I'm having fun.::Stuart Dooley: Your wife divorced ...
• Episode 9: Peggy the Boggle Champ
  [Hank has a name tag that reads "Mr. Peggy Hill"]::Brent Cobb: Hello there, Peggy Hill. My name's Br...
• Episode 10: Keeping Up with Our Joneses
  Peggy Hill: Only trailer park trash smoke nowadays. Do you want to look like trailer park trash?::Lu...
• Episode 11: King of the Ant Hill
  Hank: You're the only one who can save my lawn, Dale.::Dale Gribble: You're right, I am. The questio...
• Episode 12: Plastic White Female
  [Peggy blames Hank for Bobby kissing a plastic head]::Hank: What? If it's anyone's fault it's yours....
• Season 2
• Episode 1: How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
  Hank: Where's the Children's Gun section?::Walmart-Type Worker: Aisle 47....
• Episode 2: Texas City Twister
  Bobby Hill: Ooh, laundry. Hot off the dryer.::[Bobby rubs a fresh pair of briefs on his face, pulls ...
• Episode 3: Arrow Head
  After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archae...
• Episode 4: Hilloween
  Hank: You know, Bobby, I'm suddenly reminded of a Bible quote: "Do unto others"....
• Episode 5: Jumpin' Crack Bass
  Storekeeper: This fella never went to school. He grew up in the hills, but he wrote the book on home...
• Episode 6: Husky Bobby
  [upon finding Luanne in bed with a boy]::Hank: I'm in a crisis situation; I gotta go find Bobby. You...
• Episode 7: The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
  Hank Hill: It's OK if you only know three chords, but God, put 'em in the right order!...
• Episode 8: The Son That Got Away
  Kahn: It makes me nervous, that Joseph with Kahn Jr. His whole family like a Tennessee Williams play...
• Episode 9: The Company Man
  M.F. Thatherton: Aren't you gonna introduce me to your golden-throated friend here?::Hank: Sure, I'l...
• Episode 10: Bobby Slam
  Kahn: Congratulations, you follow trail of clues that start with same last name. Where did you get t...
• Episode 11: The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
  [holding a big foam "#1" finger]::Bobby Hill: Does this finger match these short pants?...
• Episode 12: Meet the Manger Babies
  [the TV channel keeps changing for no reason]::Hank: What's going on?::Bill Dauterive: I don't know,...
• Episode 13: Snow Job
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• Episode 14: I Remember Mono
  Hank: Does Bobby have a girlfriend?::[Reads Valentine]::Hank: "Happy Valentine's Day, Joseph. Love B...
• Episode 15: Three Days of the Kahndo
  Hank: This river is filthy. Look at this, underwear floating around.::Dale Gribble: [Off camera] Uh,...
• Episode 16: Traffic Jam
  [at a stand-up show, Bobby is making fun of his dad]::Hank: Sit down, son. They're not laughing with...
• Episode 17: Hank's Dirty Laundry
  Hank Hill: Who's calling me a liar, you or the machine? Cause I wanna know who's ass to kick!::Clerk...
• Episode 18: The Final Shinsult
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• Episode 19: Leanne's Saga
  Peggy Hill: It was like a knife in his heart when she stuck that fork in his back....
• Episode 20: Junkie Business
  Mr. Strickland: Hell, I'd kill for a big fat blind gay guy if we could just get some work done aroun...
• Episode 21: Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
  Hank: Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you....
• Episode 22: Peggy's Turtle Song
  Bobby Hill: There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad...::[breathes in]::Bobby Hill: an...
• Episode 23: Propane Boom
  Luanne Platter: [to Hank] Unca Hank what does BTU mean?::Hank Hill: British Thermal Unit.::Luanne Pl...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Death of a Propane Salesman
  Peggy Hill: [hysterical] My husband is in there! He had to take this job because nobody else would h...
• Episode 2: And They Call It Bobby Love
  Bobby Hill: [Marie has taken Bobby outside of the house from the party after he had turned off the m...
• Episode 3: Peggy's Headache
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• Episode 4: Pregnant Paws
  Hank's desperation attempts of getting his dog pregnant aggravate Peggy. Peggy becomes especially up...
• Episode 5: Next of Shin
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• Episode 6: Peggy's Pageant Fever
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• Episode 7: Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
  Kahn: I am everywhere you want to be, Hank Hill....
• Episode 8: Good Hill Hunting
  Hank Hill: [disappointed at a customer service counter] Forget number seven - you're now serving non...
• Episode 9: Pretty, Pretty Dresses
  Bill Dauterive: Dale I have to tinkle::Dale Gribble: Not on my watch! [cocks a shotgun]...
• Episode 10: A Fire-fighting We Will Go
  Bobby Hill: Oh. Spoons. Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?...
• Episode 11: To Spank with Love
  Dale Gribble: [to Hank] My son is dreaming about getting spanked by your wife.::Bill Dauterive: Well...
• Episode 12: Three Coaches and a Bobby
  Bobby Hill: Why do you hate what you don't understand, Dad?::Hank: I don't hate you, Bobby.::Bobby H...
• Episode 13: De-Kahnstructing Henry
  Hank: What can I do for you, Kahn?::Kahn: Haven't they replaced you with a coin operated machine yet...
• Episode 14: The Wedding of Bobby Hill
  Bobby Hill: Please, Dad, I don't want to marry Luanne.::Hank: Well, it's a little late for that. You...
• Episode 15: Sleight of Hank
  Hank: [in horror] You painted Clouds?::Bobby Hill: White puffy clouds!...
• Episode 16: Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'
  Middle-Aged Drink Girl: They think 'cause I'm a woman I'm supposed to be "Miss Merry Sunshine". Well...
• Episode 17: Escape from Party Island
  Hank: I just got done spending the day with 500 years of old lady...
• Episode 18: Love Hurts and So Does Art
  On the wall at the "Show Biz Deli" there is a picture of 'Johnny Hardwick' (qv), the actor who voice...
• Episode 19: Hank's Cowboy Movie
  Dale Gribble: [Hank tells Dale to move his bug truck out of a movie they made to bring the Cowboys t...
• Episode 20: Dog Dale Afternoon
  Hank Hill: [to Dale] You're not touching my mower ever again, you left it out in the street where an...
• Episode 21: Revenge of the Lutefisk
  [Cotton has been accused of burning down a church]::Cotton Hill: Here's how it went down: I went to ...
• Episode 22: Death and Texas
  Peggy Hill: Hank, I'm a substitute teacher. I float in an out of students' lives, and I never know i...
• Episode 23: Wings of the Dope
  Minh Souphanousinphone: Not too much happens in this town. When someone comes back from dead, it get...
• Episode 24: Take Me Out of the Ball Game
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• Episode 25: As Old as the Hills
  Bobby Hill: There's no way you're going with me to grandpa's. This is the last year he can spoil me,...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
  Cotton Hill: I think I'll name him Hank. I always wanted a son named Hank.::Hank: Dad, MY name is Ha...
• Episode 2: Cotton's Plot
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• Episode 3: Bills Are Made to Be Broken
  Peggy Hill: A doctor once told me I'd never walk again. Now not only am I walking, but I hear his ma...
• Episode 4: Little Horrors of Shop
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• Episode 5: Aisle 8A
  Hank: [after buying Connie tampons] In fact, this is such a little deal that we won't have to talk a...
• Episode 6: A Beer Can Named Desire
  Hank Hill: So, Gilbert, how do the Saints look this year?::Gilbert Dauterive: Oh, I am more familiar...
• Episode 7: Happy Hank's Giving
  Joseph Gribble: How long are you going to be in Arizona, Mr Redcorn?::John Redcorn: [an American Ind...
• Episode 8: Not in My Back Hoe
  Dale Gribble: [Speaking into a tape recorder] 10:15 Hank picks up Hal::Bill Dauterive: [Yawning] Wha...
• Episode 9: To Kill a Ladybird
  Dale Gribble: [to Hank and Bobby] You thought you could just waltz up and kill me, well so did he! [...
• Episode 10: Hillennium
  Kahn: [watching the Hills burn a toilet paper bonfire] Hey, hillbilly! Those aren't logs, you know -...
• Episode 11: Old Glory
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• Episode 12: Rodeo Days
  Bobby Hill: [as Hank throws Bobby's clown makeup in the trash] That's Luanne's makeup.::Bobby Hill: ...
• Episode 13: Hanky Panky: Part 1
  Hank Hill: Dale give me a cigarette.::Dale Gribble: But I thought you quit because "cigarettes cause...
• Episode 14: High Anxiety: Part 2
  Hank: I want you to promise me you won't ever do drugs, Bobby.::Bobby Hill: I promise!::Hank: A prom...
• Episode 15: Naked Ambition
  [Bobby saw Luanne naked]::Joseph Gribble: Does she have big boobs?::Bobby Hill: Yeah. This can't be ...
• Episode 16: Movin' on Up
  Dale Gribble: [disguised quite poorly as a repairman who is supposed to be deaf] I couldn't help but...
• Episode 17: Bill of Sales
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• Episode 18: Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
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• Episode 19: Hank's Bad Hair Day
  When Jack blow-dries the foam off his head, it strikes the window to the tune of "Shave and a Haircu...
• Episode 20: Meet the Propaniacs
  Bobby Hill: [playing a propane salesman] I only sell C-3-H8. That smells like C-H4.::Joe Jack: [dres...
• Episode 21: Nancy Boys
  Peggy Hill: They're not even a real couple! Did you know she only sleeps with him on his birthday an...
• Episode 22: Flush with Power
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• Episode 23: Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
  Bobby Hill: [Peggy is upset about her feet] MOm I'm fat. But big deal. I don't feel bad about it. Yo...
• Episode 24: Peggy's Fan Fair
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• Season 5
• Episode 1: The Perils of Polling
  Rooks Epperson: Welcome, folks! Y'all ready for some world-class pig diving?...
• Episode 2: The Buck Stops Here
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• Episode 3: I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...
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• Episode 4: Spin the Choice
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• Episode 5: Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
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• Episode 6: When Cotton Comes Marching Home
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• Episode 7: What Makes Bobby Run?
  Hank Hill: I needed to use the restroom, but I couldn't face the guys at the trough....
• Episode 8: 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
  [Hank finds his son drinking at Bill's place]::Bobby Hill: Hey dad, I like beer!::[Immediately vomit...
• Episode 9: Chasing Bobby
  Hank: This truck has given me 20 years of faithful service and nobody can put a price tag on that. N...
• Episode 10: Yankee Hankee
  We find out that Hank's middle name is Rutherford....
• Episode 11: Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
  Hank Hill: [Slamming a piece of charcoal on the table] You brought charcoal into our house!::Peggy H...
• Episode 12: Now Who's the Dummy?
  Hank Hill: How is it that you know so much about golf?::Bobby Hill: I've seen Happy Gilmore about 50...
• Episode 13: Ho, Yeah!
  [Hank's pretending to be a pimp]::Hank: I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County, I play it straight u...
• Episode 14: The Exterminator
  Dale Gribble: [to Joseph] You keep this up Joseph and you're fired from this family!::Nancy Hicks Gr...
• Episode 15: Luanne Virgin 2.0
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• Episode 16: Hank's Choice
  [Bobby is allergic to the dog, so Hank decides to make Bobby live in the dog house]::Peggy Hill: Wha...
• Episode 17: It's Not Easy Being Green
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• Episode 18: The Trouble with Gribbles
  Dale Gribble: [fake forced crying to 'Smoking Sammy Salmon'] My horrifyingly grotesque wife is leavi...
• Episode 19: Hank's Back Story
  Cotton Hill: [handling Hank's prosthesis] Good lord, boy! You're wearing butt boobies!...
• Episode 20: Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
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• Season 6
• Episode 1: Bobby Goes Nuts
  [repeated line]::Bobby Hill: That's my purse! I don't know you!...
• Episode 2: Soldier of Misfortune
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• Episode 3: Lupe's Revenge
  Hank: Peggy, there's a little mexican girl in the utility closet....
• Episode 4: The Father, the Son and J.C.
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• Episode 5: Father of the Bribe
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• Episode 6: I'm with Cupid
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• Episode 7: Torch Song Hillogy
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• Episode 8: Joust Like a Woman
  Hank: You'll find it burns witches cleanly and evenly and at a fraction of the cost....
• Episode 9: The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
  Hank Hill: [sheepishly] I'm a jackass.::Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr: Stop stating the obvious....
• Episode 10: The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
  Peggy Hill: What if I'm not as smart as I always thought. What if I'm... average?::Hank: Peggy, you ...
• Episode 11: Unfortunate Son
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• Episode 12: Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
  Hank Hill: That's a clean burning hell, I tell you what!...
• Episode 13: Tankin' It to the Streets
  Dale Gribble: Ohhhh I am sooo impressed! Have you also downloaded the classified instruction manual ...
• Episode 14: Of Mice and Little Green Men
  [Dale thinks his son is an alien]::Dale Gribble: You're like E.T... Only he was a purebred alien wit...
• Episode 15: A Man Without a Country Club
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• Episode 16: Beer and Loathing
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• Episode 17: Fun with Jane and Jane
  Bill Dauterive: Why does everything I love run away from me?...
• Episode 18: My Own Private Rodeo
  'Charles Nelson Reilly' (qv) voiced the part of Bud in the original storyline. In this version, Dale...
• Episode 19: Sug Night
  Dale: [throwing a knife and hitting a mannequin] Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the...
• Episode 20: Dang Ol' Love
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• Episode 21: Returning Japanese
  [Hank's father goes crazy in Japan, due to war flashbacks]::Peggy Hill: There's no problem. He's jus...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Get Your Freak Off
  Hank Hill: [Looks at lucky-troll on Bobby's shelf] Nudity!...
• Episode 2: The Fat and the Furious
  Dale Gribble: [about Bill in the eating contest] Behold the great American fatass, gorging on the li...
• Episode 3: Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do
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• Episode 4: Goodbye Normal Jeans
  [noticing Bobby with a dress]::Hank: There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed....
• Episode 5: Dances with Dogs
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• Episode 6: The Son Also Roses
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• Episode 7: The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
  Hank: You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel ...
• Episode 8: Full Metal Dust Jacket
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• Episode 9: Pigmalion
  [Luanne's crazed boyfriend has fallen into a pork processing machine]::Luanne Platter: Well, at leas...
• Episode 10: Megalo Dale
  [Dale got an anti-infestation job at a local store and calls Hank]::Hank: So, how's the job going. D...
• Episode 11: Boxing Luanne
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• Episode 12: Vision Quest
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• Episode 13: Queasy Rider
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• Episode 14: Board Games
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• Episode 15: An Officer and a Gentle Boy
  Cotton Hill: In my day the principal was the meanest son of a bitch God ever put on one leg, he'd le...
• Episode 16: The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
  The episode has a somewhat inconsistent look to it. This is because part of it was traditionally col...
• Episode 17: The Good Buck
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• Episode 18: I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
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• Episode 19: Be True to Your Fool
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• Episode 20: Racist Dawg
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• Episode 21: Night and Deity
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• Episode 22: Maid in Arlen
  Dale Gribble: You can't take a pigeon to the theater, Bill....
• Episode 23: Witches of East Arlen
  Ward Rackley: The persecution of our kind is on the rise. Perhaps it's time to take our powers to th...
• Season 8
• Episode 1: Patch Boomhauer
  The working title of this episode was Dang Ol' Love 2, and the central love interest was originally ...
• Episode 2: Reborn to Be Wild
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• Episode 3: New Cowboy on the Block
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• Episode 4: The Incredible Hank
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• Episode 5: Flirting with the Master
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• Episode 6: After the Mold Rush
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• Episode 7: Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
  The title is a reference to the Grateful Dead song "Truckin'," though the actual lyric is "Living on...
• Episode 8: Rich Hank, Poor Hank
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• Episode 9: Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
  The title is a reference to a famous painting by 'René Magritte' (qv) which shows a realistic depict...
• Episode 10: That's What She Said
  Hank Hill: [about a fart machine] This is not funny. This is a waste of a good 9-volt battery. How d...
• Episode 11: My Hair Lady
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• Episode 12: Phish and Wildlife
  Hank Hill: To catch a fish, you must think like a fish.::Bobby Hill: I'm wet and I don't even know i...
• Episode 13: Cheer Factor
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• Episode 14: Dale Be Not Proud
  The episode title is taken from "Death be not proud", the first words of a poem by John Donne offici...
• Episode 15: Après Hank, le Deluge
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• Episode 16: DaleTech
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• Episode 17: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
  Mrs. Ashmore: I think this will be the last year we do flat Stanley....
• Episode 18: Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
  The title is a parody of the Neil Diamond song title "Girl You'll Be A Woman Soon."...
• Episode 19: Stressed for Success
  This episode is dedicated in memory of 'John Ritter' (qv)....
• Episode 20: Hank's Back
  Dale Gribble: Your shoes are untied.::Bill Dauterive: How embarrassing, I thought I removed the lace...
• Episode 21: The Redneck on Rainey Street
  Kahn: I'm gonna hang out in the alley and spend my welfare checks on beer, like you guys....
• Episode 22: Talking Shop
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• Season 9
• Episode 1: A Rover Runs Through It
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• Episode 2: Ms Wakefield
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• Episode 3: Death Buys a Timeshare
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• Episode 4: Yard, She Blows!
  [after burying the gnome]::Hank Hill: Bobby, we are never to speak of this again....
• Episode 5: Dale to the Chief
  Dale Gribble: [threatening a Texas DPS clerk] I am your worst nightmare! I have a three-line phone a...
• Episode 6: The Petriot Act
  Hank Hill: It says here that the 9220 is 7% more accurate than the old 9210.::Dr. Leslie: Yes, but 7...
• Episode 7: Enrique-cilable Differences
  There are numerous real-life box sets of the Rocky films, but the one shown here, which features art...
• Episode 8: Mutual of Omabwah
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• Episode 9: Care-Takin' Care of Business
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• Episode 10: Arlen City Bomber
  When Bobby indicates his desire to eat a corn chip straight off production from the factory, Lucky t...
• Episode 11: Redcorn Gambles with His Future
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• Episode 12: Smoking and the Bandit
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• Episode 13: Gone with the Windstorm
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• Episode 14: Bobby on Track
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• Episode 15: It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings
  Dale: Bill! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have ...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: Hank's on Board
  Bill Dauterive: I have a confession too Hank. In a moment of weakness on a dark rainy night I slept ...
• Episode 2: Bystand Me
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• Episode 3: Bill's House
  When Hank, Peggy, and Bobby all get the flu, Bill comes by to take care of them and does a great job...
• Episode 4: Harlottown
  John Redcorn: I have a gala....
• Episode 5: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
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• Episode 6: Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
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• Episode 7: You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
  Hank Hill: If you where on the baseball team, keep believing in yourselves.::Kenny: How's that gonna...
• Episode 8: Business Is Picking Up
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• Episode 9: The Year of Washing Dangerously
  Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr.: Kahn: Lesson one: Get your own work Monkey! Mine is named Hank Hill. Yo...
• Episode 10: Hank Fixes Everything
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• Episode 11: Church Hopping
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• Episode 12: 24 Hour Propane People
  The Frozen Cow ice cream parlor seen in the episode is a parody of Amy's Ice Creams, an Austin based...
• Episode 13: The Texas Panhandler
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• Episode 14: Hank's Bully
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• Episode 15: Edu-macating Lucky
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• Season 11
• Episode 1: The Peggy Horror Picture Show
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• Episode 2: Serpunt
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• Episode 3: Blood and Sauce
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• Episode 4: Luanne Gets Lucky
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• Episode 5: Hank Gets Dusted
  Cotton's car being pushed into the hole in the ground is a reference to the Cadillac Ranch, located ...
• Episode 6: Glen Peggy Glen Ross
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• Episode 7: The Passion of the Dauterive
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• Episode 8: Grand Theft Arlen
  Bill's online Pro-Pain gamer name is TheDozer, a reference to his high school football nickname, the...
• Episode 9: Peggy's Gone to Pots
  Dale Gribble: Get off my property whoever I am!...
• Episode 10: Hair Today, Gone Today
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• Episode 11: Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
  Dale Gribble: Poor Bill. Too fat to work out, not fat enough to stay in bed....
• Episode 12: Lucky's Wedding Suit
  In order to pay for the big expensive wedding of her dreams, Luanne's husband-to-be Lucky sues Dale ...
• Season 12
• Episode 1: Suite Smells of Excess
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• Episode 2: Bobby Rae
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• Episode 3: The Powder Puff Boys
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• Episode 4: Four Wave Intersection
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• Episode 5: Death Picks Cotton
  Cotton Hill: I saw the Grim Reaper, and I kicked him in the stones and spit in his eye, and told him...
• Episode 6: Raise the Steaks
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• Episode 7: Tears of an Inflatable Clown
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• Episode 8: The Minh Who Knew Too Much
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• Episode 9: Dream Weaver
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• Episode 10: Doggone Crazy
  Bobby Hill: I am so disappointed. I was going to walk back to the dugout like an Egyptian.::Hank Hil...
• Episode 11: Trans-Fascism
  Dale: Sometimes I wish the government would just ban itself. Wrap your heads around that, fellas....
• Episode 12: Untitled Blake McCormick Project
  Dale: A woman who's perfect for Bill. [shudders] That's a disturbing thought....
• Episode 13: The Accidental Terrorist
  Hank Hill: Peggy wants to buy a convertible.::Dale: She knows you're a heterosexual, right?::Hank Hi...
• Episode 14: Lady and Gentrification
  Bobby Hill: Mexicans have fifteen, Jews have thirteen, rich girls have sweet sixteen... everybody ha...
• Episode 15: Behind Closed Doors
  Dale: [has a keyboard in the alley] I have decided to add musical accompaniment to liven up our conv...
• Episode 16: Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
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• Episode 17: Six Characters in Search of a House
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• Episode 18: The Courtship of Joseph's Father
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• Episode 19: Strangeness on a Train
  Hank Hill: A Chubb Randolph production....
• Episode 20: Cops and Robert
  Bill: I wish I worked for someone who hands out awards, but no. I work for the Army....
• Episode 21: It Came from the Garage
  Hank Hill: Bats are disgusting and evil....
• Episode 22: Life: A Loser's Manual
  Lucky: [to Hoyt] Dad, were you in the state oil rig or the federal?...
• Season 13
• Episode 1: Dia-BILL-ic Shock
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• Episode 2: Earthy Girls are Easy
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• Episode 3: Square-Footed Monster
  Dale Gribble: [Watching a Port-A-Potty being drained] It's man's most disgusting act in reverse!...
• Episode 4: Lost in MySpace
  Buck Strickland: What's this Myspace?::Hank Hill: I'm not sure, sir. I think it's a cult....
• Episode 5: No Bobby Left Behind
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• Episode 6: A Bill Full of Dollars
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• Episode 7: Straight as an Arrow
  Bill Dauterive: [Looking at a childhood photo] Look how happy I am. That little guy didn't know what...
• Episode 8: Lucky See, Monkey Do
  Dale: So Bill's taking a solo drive across the desert. How much of Bill's body do you think vultures...
• Episode 9: What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
  Hank Hill: Buck and Ray Roy are getting out of control. Peggy, they mooned Elvis' grave! And his poo...
• Episode 10: Master of Puppets
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• Episode 11: Bwah My Nose
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• Episode 12: Uncool Customer
  Hank Hill: Remember that polygamist compound? They made it into a restaurant....
• Episode 13: Nancy Does Dallas
  Bobby Hill: That intruder story has me on edge. Used to be the only thing we had to worry about in s...
• Episode 14: Born Again on the Fourth of July
  Hank Hill: What is wrong with you, boy? Why weren't you at church?::Bobby Hill: I *was* getting read...
• Episode 15: Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
  Bill Dauterive: You are going to pick up the can, aren't you, Dale?::Dale Gribble: Maybe I will, and...
• Episode 16: Bad News Bill
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• Episode 17: Manger Baby Einstein
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• Episode 18: Uh-Oh Canada
  Boomhauer: I gotta do what I dang-ol' gotta do, man....
• Episode 19: The Boy Can't Help It
  'Brittany Murphy' (qv)'s final appearance on the animated show as the voice of Luanne Platter and Jo...
• Episode 20: To Sirloin with Love
  Boomhauer's license says he stands 6'0 tall and weighs 185 pounds....
• Episode 21: The Honeymooners
  USA...
• Episode 22: Bill Gathers Moss
  USA...
• Episode 23: When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
  USA...
• Episode 24: Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
  Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr.: I could be manic, could be depressed. Real crapshoot....

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• King of the Hill - Bruce Hornsby
• King of the Hill - Webb Wilder
• King of the Hill - Roger Mcguinn
• King of the Hill - Omen
• King of the Hill - David Lee Roth
• King of the Hill - Westside Connection
• King of the Hill - Minutemen
• King of the Hill - Five Pointe O
• King of the Hill - Johnny Cash

Oh, I'm leaning on a rail
Letting my eyes roam over the plain
Oh, I'm laughing on my break
Feeling like a captive on a long chain
Watch the people pick up sticks
Big boss man cracks his whip
It's serious but we laugh to keep from crying (whoa, crying)
Spouting out the company line
Everything here's just fine
He says he cares about me but he's lying (whoa, lying)
And up, up in the big house
The king of the hill
Oh, I'm watching the boss man
Talking to his sister with the dirty hands
They sit, cussing at the rules
Wishing they could lose me as fast as they can
He's got me in the roughest rig
He thinks I took his brother's gig
People say they've got the game rigged (whoa, rigged)
His daddy gave him everything
A job and a house and his earring
Why does he think that I'm so threatening, (whoa, so bad)
And up, up in the big house
King of the hill
And there, driving the big cat
King of the hill
I'm over in my space
Swatting bugs, sweat stains rolling down my face
I'm trying not to drink
Knowing I've got to roll out of this place
Watch the people pick up bricks
King of the hill with his nightstick
Caught up in accounting tricks
Throw a bone to the poor hicks
Got some candy, take a lick
Great white hope, shooting bricks
Time to let us all share the wealth (whoa, the wealth)
Getting coffee for the big stick
Hand in his pants at the skin flick
Leisure suit, but thinks he's slick
Lots of poisons, take your pick
Mama, mama, mama come quick
Feeling like I'm getting sick
Have you noticed any nervous tics
Think I'd better take care of myself (whoa, myself)
And up, up in the big house
King of the hill
And there, driving the big cat

[Ice Cube]
Oh Yeah,
It ain't over motherfuckers...
Niggas don't understand...
Every few years,
Niggas got to get their motherfucking caps peeled back...
Nigga this is Westside nigga... dont think, nigga DONT THINK!
Now, next motherfuckers... go by the name of Cypress Hill
K all motherfucking day
[Ice Cube]
Every few years niggas think they can deal with the real
Now I gots to fuck Cypress Hill
I got a voice you should fear!
I drink a beer bust a rap and end your fucking career
You fuckin cowards
Never seen a hood high powered
Like the Westside Connect
Slide me my tech
I Got'em
Soon as I spot'em I'm dumpin
Gots to treat these bitch ass niggas like they stole something
I see a joint in your clutch
You're smokin that shit too much
Got your bitch ass touched
Sen Dogg you can't rap from the guts
And B-Real sounding like he got baby nuts
I don't know why y'all think y'all slick
I don't know what rapper down wit your click
I don't know one bitch on your dick
And I don't know one nigga pumping your shit
I hear you claiming South Central wait...
You ain't from my hood!
Y'all hoes from South Gate
Coming with a voice high pitched
The "B" in B-Real must stand for Bitch
[Mack 10]
We'll its the Hip-Hop junkie startin static
Now I'm rolling up Cypress Hill
Letting niggas have it
Got these wannabe thugs up
Load my slugs up
Hey yo back up Cube Dogg we passed that bitch Muggs up
Pull over and let me out this show no sight
And let me show this White Boy
What that Westside Connect like
Boo Ya Boo Ya! from tha gauge as I spit them
Tha buck shots spray and made them lay as I hit'em (Uhhh)
Ain't got the Swedish punks ass no mo'
1 down and 2 to go
Hand me a Fo' Fo'
Let me get my ride on
Get my homicide on
B-Real wish he could be me 'cause he know he can't see me (Biiiiiitch!)
You should have known you can't fade a real hog
Bringin Inglewood small
Cause I'm a real dogg
You bustas wanna see me but you bustas can't come close
Because I'm ACE homies with Americas Most
Nigga miss me
I'm used to a hoe trying to kiss me
Now what gave your bitch ass enough heart to diss me?
You'll come up missing
And Sen Dogg is so wacked he ain't even worth dissin (hahaha)
You niggas need to listen
On everything I love my heat can't release a dub
Fuck rappin fuck strapping I'll create another bloody glove
Its 1 - 0 and For sho' I'll kill
You pussies can't match my skill
Cause I'm the King Of The Hill!
[Ice Cube]
Everybody in the Ghetto, know what you're doing
1 white boy and 2 fucking Cubans
Claiming that you're Loco
But you ain't Mexican
Listen to "No Vaseline" Before you flex again
Fucking with tha hoggs
You say you bloods
But you ain't nothing but a Dogg fool
On tour only rapping to tha yuppies
We the Big Fish that'll make a dish out you fucking guppies
So who y'all with?
Niggaz down with Cypress can wipe this shit off my dick
Has I stick it like King Kong
And play Ping Pong
With this fake ass Cheech and Chong
Did you tell ya
Momma that I had to help ya
When Sen Dogg left your bitch ass in Australia
You say that I took your hook?
It must be the White Boy thinking all niggaz crooks
Now What? You hip-hop Hippies
How you fucking junkies
Think you Gonna Punk Me?
And chill
And Deal with tha fact that you ain't got enough skill
To kill
The King Of The Hill
[Mack10]
Ice Cube could you pass me my steel?
[Ice Cube]
For real!
[Mack10]
I'm the king of the Hill!
[Ice Cube]
Mack10 could you pass me my steel?
[Mack10]
For real!
[Ice Cube]
I'm the King of the Hill!
[Mack10]
Ice Cube could you pass me my steel?
[Ice Cube]
For real!
[Mack10]
I'm the king of the Hill!
[Ice Cube]
Westside could you pass me my steel?
[Mack10]
For real!
[Ice Cube]
I'm the King of the Hill!
"I'm havin Illusions"
[Ice Cube]
A Westside niggas whooping on your motherfuckin ass
That's what you gotta loose u lil' BITCH
[Mack10]
Yeah nigga youse a bitch
Dogg we aint got no niggas like you on my side
Nigga this is Inglewood
Westside Yeeeeeah
[Ice Cube]
Check it out...
We're waiting for round 2 you punk ass mothefuckers
And anybody else that wanna get some
Stand in line

L.A.'s asleep, you roll up your window
The night air is cold, the freeway is clear
In a green Gucci bag are your prized possessions
The jewels of your mind to hold back the fear
And when Monday comes 'round, there's a high lonesome sound
And she follows you down for the kill
And a white blinding light makes it all seem so right
And you feel like the King of the Hill
The driveway is long, your princess is lovely
Your servants all wait for your knock on the door
How many years will you crawl through this castle?
So satisfied and still wanting more
And when Monday comes 'round, there's a high lonesome sound
And she follows you down for the kill
And a white blinding light makes it all seem so right
And you feel like the King of the Hill, yeah
The guests have arrived with all the right faces
But you miss the ball in that room down the hall
It's sunrise again, the driveway is empty
The crystal is cracked, there's blood on the wall
And when Monday comes 'round, there's a high lonesome sound
And she follows you down for the kill
And a white blinding light makes it all seem so right
And you feel like the King of the Hill
And when Monday comes 'round, there's a high lonesome sound
And she follows you down for the kill
And a white blinding light makes it all seem so right
And you feel like the King of the Hill
Yes, you feel like the King of the Hill
Ah, you feel like the King of the Hill

Lost days and distant nights
Sail out beyond the light
Set a course straight and true
You've started something
Now see it through
[Chorus]
I am the king of the hill
The very top of the heap
You wanna play, it's going to cost
No turning back 'cause you're in to deep
Take a stand, make a move
Tell the world you've got something to prove
Play your cards read 'em and weep
Count the cost, cause they don't come cheap
[Chorus]
I am the king of the hill
The very top of the heap
You wanna play, it's going to cost
No turning back 'cause you're in to deep
What's inside your mind -
Find it, feel it
You know you can find
No one sees it
Dedicate your mind
Stand up, face it
Turning twisting time
Turn around, see me move
Yeah
No way
Not today
Stand up
L am the king
Knock me off
I am the king
Count the cost
L am the king
Knock me off
I own this hill

Knock, knock, daddy's home
Out where the west begins that's where we're goin'
Power slide ain't ya heard?
How fast you're willin' to go into a curve?
500 horses and a Chrysler mill
Makes me king of the hill
Guns and guitars, bikinis and fast cars
Slide behind the wheel, go
Back and forth, back and forth
Back and forth, sideways, upside down
I'm normally insolvent
It shouldn't cause a problem
With my hot pursuits
500 horses and a Chrysler mill
Makes me king of the hill
Guns and guitars, bikinis and fast cars
Slide behind the wheel, go
Go, why don't you shut up
Get in my pick-up
Hey where's your get up and go? Go, go
500 horses and a chrysler mill
Makes me king of the hill
Guns and guitars, bikinis and fast cars
Slide behind the wheel, go
Go, go

Oh Yeah,
It ain't over motherfuckers...
Niggas don't understand...
Every few years,
Niggas got to get their motherfucking caps peeled back...
Nigga this is Westside nigga...dont think, nigga DONT THINK!
Now, next motherfuckers...go by the name of Cypress Hill
K all motherfucking day
Every few years niggas think they can deal with the real
Now I gots to fuck Cypress Hill
I got a voice you should fear!
I drink a beer bust a rap and end your fucking career
You fuckin cowards
Never seen a hood high powered
Like the Westside Connect
Slide me my tech
I Got'em
Soon as I spot'em I'm dumpin
Gots to treat these bitch ass niggas like they stole something
I see a joint in your clutch
You're smokin that shit too much
Got your bitch ass touched
Sen Dogg you can't rap from the guts
And B-Real sounding like he got baby nuts
I don't know why y'all think y'all slick
I don't know what rapper down wit your click
I don't know one bitch on your dick
And I don't know one nigga pumping your shit
I hear you claiming South Central wait...
You ain't from my hood!
Y'all hoes from South Gate
Coming with a voice high pitched
The "B" in B-Real must stand for Bitch
We'll its the Hip-Hop junkie startin static
Now I'm rolling up Cypress Hill
Letting niggas have it
Got these wannabe thugs up
Load my slugs up
Hey yo back up Cube Dogg we passed that bitch Muggs up
Pull over and let me out this show no sight
And let me show this White Boy
What that Westside Connect like
Boo Ya Boo Ya! from tha gauge as I spit them
Tha buck shots spray and made them lay as I hit'em (Uhhh)
Ain't got the Swedish punks ass no mo'
1 down and 2 to go
Hand me a Fo' Fo'
Let me get my ride on
Get my homicide on
B-Real wish he could be me 'cause he know he can't see me (Biiiiiitch!)
You should have known you can't fade a real hog
Bringin Inglewood small
Cause I'm a real dogg
You bustas wanna see me but you bustas can't come close
Because I'm ACE homies with Americas Most
Nigga miss me
I'm used to a hoe trying to kiss me
Now what gave your bitch ass enough heart to diss me?
You'll come up missing
And Sen Dogg is so wacked he ain't even worth dissin (hahaha)
You niggas need to listen
On everything I love my heat can't release a dub
Fuck rappin fuck strapping I'll create another bloody glove
Its 1 - 0 and For sho' I'll kill
You pussies can't match my skill
Cause I'm the King Of The Hill!
Everybody in the Ghetto, know what you're doing
1 white boy and 2 fucking Cubans
Claiming that you're Loco
But you ain't Mexican
Listen to "No Vaseline" Before you flex again
Fucking with tha hoggs
You say you bloods
But you ain't nothing but a Dogg fool
On tour only rapping to tha yuppies
We the Big Fish that'll make a dish out you fucking guppies
So who y'all with?
Niggaz down with Cypress can wipe this shit off my dick
Has I stick it like King Kong
And play Ping Pong
With this fake ass Cheech and Chong
Did you tell ya
Momma that I had to help ya
When Sen Dogg left your bitch ass in Australia
You say that I took your hook?
It must be the White Boy thinking all niggaz crooks
Now What? You hip-hop Hippies
How you fucking junkies
Think you Gonna Punk Me?
And chill
And Deal with tha fact that you ain't got enough skill
To kill
The King Of The Hill
Ice Cube could you pass me my steel?
For real!
I'm the king of the Hill!
Mack10 could you pass me my steel?
For real!
I'm the King of the Hill!
Ice Cube could you pass me my steel?
For real!
I'm the king of the Hill!
Westside could you pass me my steel?
For real!
I'm the King of the Hill!
"I'm havin Illusions"
A Westside niggas whooping on your motherfuckin ass
That's what you gotta loose u lil' BITCH
Yeah nigga youse a bitch
Dogg we aint got no niggas like you on my side
Nigga this is Inglewood
Westside Yeeeeeah
Check it out...
We're waiting for round 2 you punk ass mothefuckers
And anybody else that wanna get some
Stand in line

what is peace
to the people
who work the land
and die in wars?
it was learned in a game
that was played by us all
who held the top of the hill
from the rest was called the king
and I can't believe it all
was good for humankind
is it peace
to point the guns?
is it war
to fire the guns?
we would run with all of our might
push the king off to take the hill
and to learn who was king
and who makes the better serf
I can't believe it all
was good for humankind
and i have to read the lies
between the lines
believe in this
we are part
of a whole we call the earth
and i have to read the lies

I feel these wings are spreading
Can't wait 'til the day that we can fly away
Angel looks in the sky
It's still trying to reach us
I've made nothing to something
Gripped gold 'til gravels redemption
Reach up
But will this
Bring me bright skies
A soul set to be shattered grows
Ignorance of the brain can overshadow
Let go of thought and feel where your brain can't go...
(Chorus)
How does it feel
Does it seem real, to be on the wrong side
How does it feel
Does it seem real, to be at all...
A mind trained to be hollow knows
(Vibrations start to show)
Now thoughts have cleared and feelings takes control
(The knowledge of the soul)
Let go of skin and realize there's so much more...
(Chorus x2)
Bring me bright skies
Now I've seen what stings
Now it is my time to shine
Shine on with me
Bring truth to family
Heres one thing
Can't tear it away from me
It's everything to me
It's all I can be
This family I'll bleed
This family I need
Without these few I could not breathe.....

If you gonna be king of the hill
You can't make it at the cotton mill
If you gonna be king of the hill
You can't make it at the cotton mill
Get put on at the Harlan mine
Be the last one out at quittin' time
You already workin' when the whistle blew
Never complain about a job to do
When they say who can, you say I will
If you ever gonna be king of the hill
If you gonna be king of the hill
You can't make it at the cotton mill
You need a good woman to share your bed
To keep you loved and to keep you fed
To help you to face another day
To get you up and on your way
Where the golden rule don't rule out true
You do to them before they do to you
Watch out for yourself or nobody will
If you ever gonna be king of the hill
If you gonna be king of the hill
You can't make it at the cotton mill
Saturday night you go to Harlan town
You shoot some pool and you fool around
You watch the girls and you drink bootleg
Get starved to death before you beg
You trust in luck till your luck is gone
Then jump right in and you hang right on
There may be times you would have to kill
If you ever gonna be king of the hill
If you gonna be king of the hill
You can't make it at the cotton mill
When the last of the coals out of every vein
Had long been gone on the northbound train
Walk up to the top and if you're standing still
You can call yourself king of the hill
But if you fall like a lot have done
By accident or knife or gun
When they lay you high on the mountain still
You can call yourself king of the hill
If you gonna be king of the hill