Harem is a 1985 French film starring Nastassja Kinski and Ben Kingsley. Directed by Arthur Joffe, the film was not rated in the U.S., but contained nudity, violence, and profanity. The film also starred Dennis Goldson.
Plot
A young American woman is kidnapped by an Arabian sheik and held captive in his harem. At first she frantically tries to escape, but as they slowly get to know and appreciate each other the difference between captor and captive dissolves.
Keywords: bare-breasts, breasts, female-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, female-removes-her-clothes, ferrari, harem, kidnapping, love, no-panties
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Many ethnic minority women in London long for their freedom and only some fight for it. Shno is a young woman in London who is trapped in a world of class, culture and traditions of which she is expected to conform to. Harem, Shno's brother, is in the living room of the house watching a football match, his Mother takes measurements of Shno to make her a new dress - a dress for the forthcoming Kurdish community's annual party. Instead of this being a joyful moment in the family's life, a simple call for A Glass of Water, turns their world upside down, ending in a disastrous situation. Can Shno's family accept her free spirit or will she choose to accept her family wishes?
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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.
Keywords: american-idol, ancient-greece, angelina-jolie, archery, bare-butt, battle, beard, beefcake, beheaded, bench-press
The Bigger the Hit, The Harder They Fall
Get Ready For the Next Big Epic Comedy.
Prepare to die...laughing. (DVD)
300 had it coming (UK theatrical poster)
Leonidas: Catch your breath. Vanilla blended. What is it boy?::Sonio: The Persians have found the secret passage through the hot gates.::Leonidas: Ah shit!
Leonidas: Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.::Messenger: [casually] Okay.
Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was that?::Leonidas: What?::Messenger: You just kissed me!::Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women [high-fives Margo] and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!
Leonidas: [picks up subway sandwich] No mayo? This is bullshit!
Urban Girl: Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um... Bitch, lose some weight!
Traitoro: Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Really!
Queen Margo: How do you like me now, Sandman!
Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
Captain: I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!
Paris Hilton: I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.
The Last Great Warrior King.
The Last Great Warrior King.
The Last Great Warrior King.
The Last Great Warrior King.
The Last Great Warrior King.
Plot
The old caliph is a wealthy man. He has a harem and a palace; but what good is all that when love has become a nightmare and a bunch of though desert robbers decide to rob the caliph's palace? The caliph is truly a tormented man, but what happens when two evils clash above the poor man's head? A small miracle, perhaps?
Plot
The old caliph is a wealthy man. He has a harem and a palace; but what good is all that when love has become a nightmare and a bunch of though desert robbers decide to rob the caliph's palace? The caliph is truly a tormented man, but what happens when two evils clash above the poor man's head? A small miracle, perhaps?
The sun sets in Galata
One more raki serefe
In the house of felicity
Guarded by the eunuchs
See the Hall of the favorites
Full of Oriental treasures
I wanna see
Harem- let's go now to the
Harem- in Istanbul
Harem- the belly dancers
Harem- are waiting for you
Harem- let's go now to the
Harem- in Istanbul
Harem- the suite of Sultan
Harem- is ready for you
Take the ferry to Bosphoros
Leave the Golden Horn behind
See the girls of Top kapi
Offering you paradise
Showing you how to touch the sky
Teaching you Oriental pleasures
I wanna see
Harem- let's go now to the
Harem- in Istanbul
Harem……………
Shape of her face
Caught me again
Trapped in her beauty
And her's, and her's, and her's too
I'm walking the Dellstreet again
My harem follows me everywhere
We party all night long
My harem follows me everywhere
Sing the lover's song
Eyes of life
Caught me again
Let's meet in the next life
I'll try to find you
And you, and you too
I'm walking the Dellstreet again
My harem follows me everywhere
We party all night long
My harem follows me everywhere
Sing the lover's song
My harem follows me everywhere
We party all night long
My harem follows me everywhere
Sing the lover's song
Burning sands winds of desire
Mirrored the waves that reflect a burning fire within my heart
Un-watered, feeding the flame
Welcoming you to my Harem
Sing for me a song of life's visage
Sing for me a tune of love's mirage
In his eyes sleep untold
Whispers that echo the days of all my soul
I hold your Eastern promise close to my heart
Welcoming you to my Harem
Sing for me a song of life's visage
Sing for me a tune of love's mirage
Time is change times will move us now
No escape, the passing sands of time
I hold your Eastern promise close to my heart