Victor (sometimes spelled Viktor) is a male given name.
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Plot
Growing up together, Mitch (Ryan Reynolds) and Dave (Jason Bateman) were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie (Leslie Mann), kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress-free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina (Olivia Wilde) and Mitch's estranged father (Alan Arkin). With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave comically struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.
Keywords: accomplishment, advice, anniversary, appointment, aquarium, atlanta-georgia, attorney, baby-bottle, baby-defecation, baby-holding-a-knife
Who says men can't change?
Mitch Planko: Don't back that thing up into me.
Jamie Lockwood: I need to lay off the Thai food.
Dave: What if she wants to have sex tonight?::Mitch Planko: You are not having sex with my wife.
Mitch Planko: This is a calendar. It has a schedule of everything you need to do of everyday. It is at least 15 hours in a day. This is a grocery store. People buy food here. If you are unsure, call your wife. Always make sure you call your wife first.
Mitch Planko: I know. You once took your vibrator into the bathtub. You then got electrocuted while using it and now you have a bald spot on your vagina.::Jamie Lockwood: [slaps Dave] How dare you tell him!
Mitch Planko: Growing up we both had dreams. Dave wanted to be an astronaut, I wanted to sell dolphins on the black market. But found thats hard to do. We live in Atlanta... dolphins are hard to find...
[first lines]::Jamie Lockwood: [early morning baby crying] Your turn...
Mitch's Dad: I'm getting married again and I'd like you to come to the wedding.::Mitch Planko: When's the wedding?::Mitch's Dad: Next Saturday. My betrothed, Pamela, would like you to be there to say a few words.::Mitch Planko: I'll catch the next one...
Jamie Lockwood: [Mitch at the door] He's early.::Dave: Yeah, you'd be early too if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.::Cara Lockwood: What's "hummus"?::Dave: That is a Mediterranean spread, honey.::Cara Lockwood: What's "master-ate"?::Jamie Lockwood: It's a cracker.
Mitch Planko: We do the Wheelbarrow, the Arabian Goggles, the Lonesome Dove, the Arsenio Hall, the Jelly Donut, the Pastrami Sandwich, the Wolfgang Puck. And let me tell you something, no man is that hungry.::Dave: What? I don't even know what these are.::Mitch Planko: You're married. You're married, Dave.
Plot
Trapped in a nightmare marriage, a woman contends with the deadly control of her husband in this edgy, psychological thriller - first falling in love with the man her husband assigns to watch her, then running from the assassin's bullets he hires to kill them both. Romance, intrigue and revenge drive this fast-paced drama that takes you all over the globe and keeps you guessing until the end!
Something has torn Ken's world apart. And it just might have been him.
Plot
Ryder Hart is a disgraced ex-cop who is now a low-rent private investigator. His estranged wife, Anita, runs the Sunset Grill and is now involved with Jeff a police detective who used to work with Ryder. When Anita is found brutally murdered, Ryder and Jeff team-up to find her killer. The case appears to be related to an immigrant who worked at the Sunset Grill and an old friend of Ryder's named Guillermo. During their investigation, Ryder and Jeff meet Harrison Shelgrove, a wealthy industrialist who owns a gun club. Loren, an employee at the club, seems to take an unusual amount of interest in Ryder. As Ryder gets closer to the truth, he begins to suspect that a crooked INS agent, Stockton, may know something about the case. What began as a search for the murderer of his wife, has lead Ryder into a mystery involving illegal immigrants in Los Angeles.
Keywords: alcoholic, female-nudity, gun, independent-film, murder, private-investigator
For years private eye Ryder Hart lived on the edge. Tonight he'll cross the line.
Ryder Hart: [pointing pellet gun at the assailant's eye] You're gut-shot buddy, you're gonna die anyway... but you're gonna die blind.
Plot
The ambitious Betsy is happy: she gets promoted to a leading management position. Her happiness is spoiled only a little by problems with a boyfriend who feels neglected and an harassing boss. She realizes much too late that her secretary Norma is after her job and step by step tries to ruin her career and private life.
Keywords: camera-shot-of-feet, couple, female-psychopath, female-stockinged-feet, foot-closeup, hidden-identity, insanity, murder, murder-investigation, office
Betsy's secretary is planning her meetings, her lunches, her trips... and her murder.
Sometimes looks do kill.
Que tú me quieres me dijeron por ahí
que soy el dueño de tus sueños chaparrita.
Que tu boquita solamente habla de mí
que te la pasas suspirando noche y día.
También dijeron que te han visto muy feliz
porque ya sabes chaparrita lo que siento.
Si ya lo sabes para qué me haces sufrir
si ya te he dicho una y mil veces que te quiero.
Si nos queremos
si me sueñas y te sueño
Por qué me niegas tus besos?
Por qué me tratas así?
Si nos queremos,
para qué perder el tiempo
abre ya tus sentimientos
ya te quiero, junto a mí.
También dijeron que te han visto muy feliz
porque ya sabes chaparrita lo que siento.
Si ya lo sabes para qué me haces sufrir
sí ya te he dicho una y mil veces que te quiero...
Si nos queremos... (se repite)
Amigos y enemigos...
están invitados.
Amigos y enemigos,
están invitados
a mi funeral pa' que brinden por mí,
unos de tristeza,
otros de alegría...
pero todos juntos porque ya me fui.
Cuando esté tendido que se oiga la banda,
música norteña, mariachis también,
que traigan cartones llenos de cerveza,
y échenme la tierra que me vio nacer.
Yo quiero invitarlos a mi funeral,
antes que la muerte me venga a buscar,
yo quiero invitarlos a mi funeral,
no quiero que naiden me vaya a faltar,
cuando yo me muera, que toque la banda,
esa del recodo, que tanto canté.
Quiero de los Tigres “El Jefe de Jefes”,
y que los mariachis me canten “El Rey”.
(Y asi se hacen las fiestas, con todos compa, con todos)
Amigos y enemigos, están invitados,
a mi funeral pa' que brinden por mí...
quiero ver a todas aquellas mujeres
que me hicieron daño y me hicieron feliz.
Cuando esté tendido que se oiga la banda,
música norteña, mariachis también...
que traigan cartones llenos de cerveza,
y échenme la tierra que me vio nacer...
Yo quiero invitarlos a mi funeral... (se repite)
Sera que yo me encontre, la voz de ternura
que me llena de placer, cuando la oigo hablar
De ella me enamore, y aunque nunca la conoci
Yo sueño con su querer, y en sus brazos quiero dormir
Escucho cada dia la radio, de seguro que la vuelvo a oir
En el cielo busco mi estrella, a la luna quiero subir
CORO
Voy desvelado por esas calles esperando encontrar, a esa voz de angel que quiero amar. Donde andara.
Voy develado y mi deseo no me deeja descansar porque despierto y yo me pongo a llorar. Yo seguire. . . develado y si amor.
Sera que yo me encontre. . . . . . .
Voz de angel donde estes, yo aqui estare
Me encontré
A quien tanto esperaba
A quien siempre soñé
Pero al verla a los ojos
No me pude mover
Me quede con las ganas
De seguirle los pies
Se me fue
Como se van las tardes
Como si fuera un tren
Poco a poco mi ojos
La dejaron de ver
Y no se si algún día
Me la encuentre otra vez
Coro:
Otra vez
Aunque sea solo un minuto
Quiero verla otra vez
Pa' decirle tantas cosas que por tonto calle ayer
Otra vez ojala que se cruzara por mi vida otra vez
Pa' matar esta tristeza que dejo esa mujer
De la que me enamore ayer...ayer
Se me fue
Como se van las tardes
Como si fuera un tren
Poco a poco mi ojos
La dejaron de ver
Y no se si algún día
Me la encuentre otra vez
Coro:
Otra vez
Aunque sea solo un minuto
Quiero verla otra vez
Pa' decirle tantas cosas que por tonto calle ayer
Otra vez ojala que se cruzara por mi vida otra vez
Pa' matar esta tristeza que dejo esa mujer
De la que me enamore ayer...ayer
Otra vez
Aunque sea solo un minuto
Quiero verla otra vez
Pa' decirle tantas cosas que por tonto calle ayer
Otra vez ojala que se cruzara por mi vida otra vez
Pa' matar esta tristeza que dejo esa mujer
De la que me enamore ayer...ayer
De la que me enamore.
Te voy a cambiar el nombre
para guardar el secreto,
por que te amo y me amas
y a alguien debemos respeto.
Te voy a cambiar el nombre,
en base a lo que has traído...
ahora te llamarás “Gloria”,
lo tienes bien, merecido.
Y hemos de darnos un beso,
encerrados en la luna,
secreto amor ye confieso...
te quiero como a ninguna.
Y voy a cambiarte el nombre,
pero no cambio la historia,
te llames como te llames,
para mi tu eres la gloria.
Eres secreto de amor... secreto
delante de la gente no me mires,
no me llames,
aunque me ames,
delante de la gente soy tu amigo...
hoy te digo, que castigo,
qué dolor, qué dolor.
Eres secreto de amor... secreto
y voy a cambiarte el nombre,
para guardar el secreto,
porque te amo y me amas,
no debo ser indiscreto...
Eres secreto de amor... secreto
delante de la gente no me mires,
no suspires,
no me llames,
aunque me ames...
Delante de la gente soy tu amigo
hoy te digo,
Qué castigo!,
qué dolor, qué dolor.
Eres secreto de amor... (secreto)
y puedo cambiarte el nombre,
pero no cambio la historia,
te llames, como te llames....
para mí tú eres, la gloria.
Eres secreto de amor... (secreto)
(Alex Lifeson)
I need you to hold me tightly in your arms
I need you to show me if I might be wrong
I am pink and you are blue
Can I trust my whole life to you ?
Just don't take me for some fool
When I need to depend on you
I am not your part time job
What you get is what you are
You can hurt like no one can
You're such a child for such a man
You need strenght, you need to take a stand
Just stop looking to me for a helping hand
When you're ready I will be here
I can help you lose your fear
You better stand up on your feet
If you ever want to feel my heat
Clear your mind of those things gone by
You can't change the past, why even try
You can build upon all you've learned
You can start today
No one said it wouldn't be this hard
When you share, prepare to give a lot
Just remember when you look at me
You are you and I am me
When you're ready I will be here
I can help you lose your fear
You better stand up on your feet
If you ever want to feel my heat
Clear your mind of those things gone by
You can't change the past, why even try
Look ahead, to those better days
Make the effort it always pays
You can build upon all you've learned
Fee expenses, with the victimized bucket, and the denim and all
Put me in the game and I'm winning the scratch
In till the beginning, you wack
Well, I'm good, I'm the perpest nigga eva
And I'm just being honest, you not fly, you a feather
Cherry pie niggas, longevity, time skillin'
Chilly, you got a curfew, don't trip when your mom's wit me
Silly lil' nigga, I can take your fan base
I don't want them anyway, all 'em niggas is faky
I could care less about the songs you made
Or who you sound like, your success is a fake
My uncle bless me with the faith
And pour all the bitches, not because of the aim
It's easy me, y'all go home after eating another bitch out
Like it's easy to cheat
Renaming all the pinch, like his snitch lay blues
Old like Bay Ruth, but I'm still gon' shoot
Radio DJs don't play me, so I go to the booth
And spin my shit all night, clear channel, fuck you!
Man, I been through some sheet
Turn more in my life than the Kennedy kid
You can't handle what remedy is
Who's the last man standin'? General Lee
Mah'fucker
Instrumental
Ojalá hubiera...
una pintura para hacer
que no me vieras,
y así pasar juntito a ti,
la noche entera,
besando sin parar,
tu piel de seda.
Para que creas…
que es el aire
que se cuela por tu cama,
o me confundas
con la brisa en tu cara,
mientras que te acaricio,
yo quisiera...
Hacerme el invisible,
para poder un día traspasar tu puerta
y a fuerza de mi amor hacer que tu me quieras,
hasta que... te me rindaras,
Invisible.
Para agarrarte más dormida
que despierta,
y amarte toda de los pies a la cabeza;
pero soñar, no sirve
porque eres un sueño,
un sueño imposible...
Por eso sigo
imaginándome esta loca fantasía,
soñando con la hora
en que seas mía.
Y si acaso no llega,
yo quisiera...
hacerme el invisible... (se repite)
ENAMORADO
Tienes la mirada que me mata y
me detiene, tienes que darme
tu amor.
Tienes en mi boca todo todo lo que quieres, tienes mi corazón.
Me tienes a mi, tu piel me atrapó
me muero por tenerte, desesperadamente
CORO
Junto a ti todo esta bien
el alma se me escapa por volverte a ver
junto a ti todo esta bien
definitivamente estoy enamorado.
Tu cara con la luna,
comparacion alguna
a tu lado todo
es dulzura pura
tus manos son estrellas
para soñar con ellas estar contigo quiero pa'decir cositas bellas.
CORO
Junto a ti todo esta bien el alma se me escapa por volverte a ver
junto a ti todo esta bien
definitivmente estoy enmorado.
There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt
Before I say another word, let me tell you "I love you"
Let me hold you close, and say these words as gently as I can
"There's been another man that I've needed and I've loved,
But that doesn't mean I love you less,
And he knows he can't possess me, and he knows he never will,
There's just this empty place inside of me that only he can fill"
(chorus)
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
You mustn't think you failed me just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had,
And all the things I ever said
I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
Couldn't really blame you if you turned and walked away
But with everything I feel inside, I'm asking you to stay
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Oh, I don't want you to go
Oh, please don't leave me alone
No, I don't want you to go
Oh, please don't leave me alone
Dear Annett
Soon I'll be with you before they know
Before the show
I'm not a whore, I dance no more
I'll be with you across the border, dearest Anastasia
I'm leaving soon. I'm sorry to
But burn this letter, burn my picture
They won't know I've crossed the border
Love, Victor
Oh, I don't want you to go
Oh, don't leave me alone
(Alex Lifeson)
I am the star-filled sky in winter
I am the starry-eyed who stares
I am the cold, grey rock of mountains
I am-the sea, so calm yet fearsome
I am-the one to seize the chance
I am-the air so pure yet foul
I am-the one who takes a stance
All you have is all there is
All there is, is what you make
All you make is all there is
All for your own sake
I am the building, tall and handsome
I am the builder, the one who cares
I am the painting on the canvas
I am the painter, the one who shares
I am-the trees, so strong and silent
I am-the earth, all life to give
I am-the sun, both lover and killer
I am-the child, through you I live
I have a need for building on tomorrow
I have a need to begin today
I have no time for living some past sorrow
I just want to get on my way
I need to have a strength in my conviction
I need to have the final say
I need to make some sense in my selection
I just want to get on my way
You only have you
I only have me
You lonely with you
Me lonely with me
You can give it to me
I will take it from you
You'll always have it from me
We'll be always
I am the wind, both warm and freezing
I am the truth, not always fair
I am the clouds, static yet fleeting
I am the heart, a burden to bear
I am-the man for all of the seasons
I am-the boy who never fears
I am-the woman who knows all the reasons
(Alex Lifeson)
One more glass
A million more days
One more smoke
Release me from my ways
Break the mould
Break youre back
Break the promise you made
Seek the world now
Don't look back
Make you're promise today
Leave the safety
Leave this life
Leave before it's too late
It's your only chance
Don't pretend romance
Keep the new promise you made
What if I wasn't so scared ?
Why can't I be brave ?
I've forgotten all that we shared
You can't give me what I crave
One more glass
Take another pill
One more day
I feel like I could kill
What if you let me walk away ?
You think it's me who needs to be saved
Your lifea tragic, self-centered play
You never gave me what I craved
What I want
You can never give
What you want
My dead life to live
Break the mould
Break youre back
Break the promise you made
Seek the world now
Don't look back
Make you're promise today
Leave the safety
Leave this life
Leave before it's too late
It's your only chance
Don't pretend romance
Keep the new promise you made
Break the mould
Break youre back
Break the promise you made
Seek the world now
Don't look back
Make you're promise today
Leave the safety
Leave this life
Leave before it's too late
Seek the world now
Don't look back
Make your promise today
Keep the new promise you made
(Alex Lifeson)
He opens the book-looks at the scenes from yesterday
How they laughed and loved and lived before the grew old and gray Now
he sits alone in his room, and the clock ticks away
Together they enjoyed all life's beauty and all it's fears
The lonelycry of his soul falls only on his ears
Each page's photo marked with the stain of his tears
He didn't know what to do
He didn't know what might come
Nothing was all that was left to him
Nothing was left when she was gone
The heart has a memory so strong
It remembers every right and every wrong
On those pages of his long, lonely life
He can only see his wife
He said "Pluck out my eyes"
He said "Plug up my ears"
He said "Silence my tongue"
He said "Take away my empty years"
One last wish
To see her face
One last breath
He's calling to death
One last look up at the sun
As he picks up the gun
As he steadies the gun
(Alex Lifeson)
Shut up and turn off the light
I'll take you deep right through the night
Just leave before you're in my sight
Cause I don't need another fight
And I don't need your sympathy
You'll get no tender love from me
kneel before me on your knee
Do it hard- make me free
Do it hard- make me free
Do it - make me free
Do it hard- make me free
Don't want your pity
Don't want your care
Don't care for giving
Don't care for fair
Don't want your kindness
Don't want your heart
Don't care for wanting
Don't care for smart
I'll come to you from behind
You know my touch will not be kind
You'll feel my loveless power bind
No feelings here that you can find
Between you're legs I will lay
On you're back you better stay
I'm gonna fuck you night and day
Do it hard- make me pay
Do it hard- make me pay
Do it hard- make me pay
Do it hard
Don't want your pity
Don't want your care
Don't care for giving
Don't care for fair
Don't want your kindness
Don't want your heart
Don't care for wanting
Don't care for smart
I don't need your sympathy
You'll get no tender love from me
Just kneel before me on your knee
Do it hard- make me free
Do it hard- make me free
(Alex Lifeson)
Tender is the nerve that leads straight to his heart
Sender sends the spit that streams down his face
Want and need are just two useless words
The third, if she knew it, would be grace
Her grip is tight as a vice- smothers like a killer, stealing
someone's life His guilt controls his every move- nothing seems to
work, what's he got to prove Their war is just like any war- all the
pain for nothing. double bladed sword
Sending out a warning
Sending out a warning
He's on the edge, everything is up or down
She's in his face, he feels like he may drown
Relentless is the scope of her revenge
She'll give then take then push him off the ledge
His guilt is tight as a vice- smothers like a killer, stealing
someone's life Her grip controls his every move- nothing seems to
work, what's he got to prove Their war is just like any war- all the
pain for nothing. double bladed sword
Sending out a warning
Sending out a warning
He's on the edge, everything is up or down
She's in his face, he feels like he may drown
Relentless is the scope of her revenge
She'll give then take then push him off the ledge
She's gone too far, he knows her subtle tricks
He's tried too hard, there are things you can't fix
Cross too many lines. be prepared to pay the price
All the warmth you knew will forever turn to ice
Sending out a warning
(W.H. Auden)
Victor was a little baby, into this world he came:
His father took him on his knee and said:' Don't dishonour the family
name.' Victor looked up at his father- loked up with big round eyes:
His father said:' Victor, my only son, don't you ever tell lies.'
It was a frosty December, it wsn't the season for fruits;
His father fell dead of heart disease while lacing up his boots.
It was a frosty December when into his grave he sank;
His uncle found Victor a post as a cashier in the Midlands Counties
bank.
It was a frosty December Victor was only eighteen.
But his figures were neat and his margins straight and his cuffs were
always clean.
He took a room at the Peveril, a respectableboarding-house: And Time
watched Victor day after day as a cat willwatch a mouse.
Victor went up to his bedroom, set the alarm bell;
Climbed into his bed, took his bible and read of happend to Jezebel.
It was the First of April, Anna to the Peveril came;
Her eyes, her lips, her breasts, her hips and her smile set men
aflame. It was the Second of April, she was wearing a coat of fur;
Victor met her upon the stairs and fell in love with her.
The first time he made his proposal, she laughed, said:' I'll never
wed':
The second time there was a pause, then she shook her head. Anna
looked at the mirror, pouted and gave a frown; Said;'Victor's as dull
as a wet afternoon but I've got to settle down.'
The third time hemade his proposal, as they walked by the Reservoir,
She gave him a kiss like a blowon the head, said,'You are my heart's
desire.'
They married early in August, she said;'Kiss me, you funny
boy':
Victor took her in his arms and said:'O my Helen of Troy.'
The clerks were talking of Anna, the door was just ajar:
One said:'Poor old Victor, but where ignorance is bliss, etcetera.'
Victor looked up at the sunset as he stood there all alone; Cried:'Are
you in Heaven, Father ?', but the sky said'Address not known.'
Victor looked up at the mountains, the mountains all covered with
snow;
Cried:'Are you pleased with me, Father ?' and the answer came
back,No.
Victor came to the forest, cried:'Father, will she ever be
true ?'
And the oaks and the beeches shook their heads and they
answered:' Not to you.'
Victor came to the meadow where the wind went
sweeping by: Cried:' O Father, I love her so,' but the wind said:' She
must die.'
Victor came to the river running so deep and so still;
Crying:' O Father, what shall I do ?' and the river answered:' Kill.'
Anna was sitting at table, drawing cards from a pack;
Anna was sitting at table waiting for her husband to come back.
Victor stood in the doorway, he didn't utter a word;
She said:'What's the matter, darling ?' he behaved as if he hadn't
heard.
There was a voice in his left ear, there was a voice in the
right,
There was a voice at the base of his skull saying:'She must die
tonight.'
Victor picked up a carving knife, his features were set and
drawn, Said;'Anna, it would have been better for you if you had not
been born.'
Anna jumped up from the table, Anna started to scream,
But Victor cam slowly after her like a horror in a dream.
She dodged behind the sofa, she tore down a curtain rod,
But Victor came slowly after her, said' Prepare to meet Thy God.'
He stood there above the body, he stood there holding the knife;
And the blood ran down the stairs and sang; ' I am the Resurrection
and the Life.'
They tapped Victor on the shoulder, they took him away
in a van;
He sat as quiet as a lump of moss saying; ' I am the Son of
Man.'
Victor sat in a corner
Making a woman of clay.
Saying:' I am Alpha and Omega, I shall come
(Alex Lifeson)
I've seen so many places, and always left my mark
I've kissed so many faces, lips smooth, just like a shark
I have no friends, I hope that's understood
I take what I can take, when the taking's good
It's not for love, but I'll gladly take your money
I can pretend to be so sad or funny
You'll just love the way I move when I dance
My young hips, they know how to entrance
Nevermind him, he's not here now
It's really not my problem anyhow
An angel of love is what I'll appear
Your lonely ache, I can make, disappear
Yes, take me deep inside so I can heal your pain
No angel of love takes another man's gain
You want to keep me held inside your cage
You best remember, you're twice my age
You think I'll want you with me for evermore
It's only been two weeks, and you're such a bore
I can see you're new to this, you don't know the rules
You're just another in a long line of fools
Can you be happy for my moment in your life
It doesn't bother you you're someone else's wife
Angel of love is what I may appear
What I am really is not so clear
I don't live for love, you sticky bitch
All I care about is if you're rich
You decide if you still want to play this game