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John Clayton Mayer ( /ˈmeɪ.ər/ MAY-ər; (born October 16, 1977) is an American pop and blues rock musician, singer-songwriter, recording artist, and music producer. Born in Bridgeport, Connecticut and raised in Fairfield, Connecticut, he attended Berklee College of Music in Boston. He moved to Atlanta in 1997, where he refined his skills and gained a following, and he now lives in New York City. His first two studio albums, Room for Squares and Heavier Things, did well commercially, achieving multi-platinum status. In 2003, he won a Grammy Award for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance for "Your Body Is a Wonderland."
Mayer began his career performing mainly acoustic rock, but gradually began a transition towards the blues genre in 2005 by collaborating with renowned blues artists such as B. B. King, Buddy Guy, and Eric Clapton, and by forming the John Mayer Trio. The blues influence can be heard throughout his 2005 live album Try! with the John Mayer Trio and his third studio album Continuum, released in September 2006. At the 49th Annual Grammy Awards in 2007 Mayer won Best Pop Vocal Album for Continuum and Best Male Pop Vocal Performance for "Waiting on the World to Change". He released his fourth studio album, Battle Studies, in November 2009. His fifth album, Born and Raised, was released on May 22, 2012. He has sold over 10 million albums in the U.S. and 20 million albums worldwide.
Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. (born September 27, 1982), better known by his stage name Lil Wayne, is an American rapper. At the age of nine, Lil Wayne joined Cash Money Records as the youngest member of the label, and half of the duo, The B.G.'z, with B.G.. In 1997, Lil Wayne joined the group Hot Boys, which also included rappers Juvenile, B.G., and Young Turk. Hot Boys debuted with Get It How U Live! that year. Lil Wayne gained most of his success with the group's major selling album Guerrilla Warfare, released in 1999. Also in 1999, Lil Wayne released his Platinum debut album Tha Block Is Hot, selling over one million copies in the U.S.
Although his next two albums Lights Out (2000) and 500 Degreez (2002) were not as successful (only reaching Gold status), Lil Wayne reached higher popularity in 2004 with Tha Carter, which included the single "Go D.J." Wayne also appeared on the Destiny's Child top ten single "Soldier" that year. In 2005, the sequel to Tha Carter, Tha Carter II, was released. In 2006 and 2007, Lil Wayne released several mixtapes and appeared on several popular rap and R&B singles. His most successful album, Tha Carter III, was released in 2008 and sold over 1 million copies in the U.S. its first week of release. It included the number-one single "Lollipop" featuring Static Major. It also includes the singles "A Milli" and "Got Money" featuring T-Pain and won the Grammy Award for Best Rap Album.
Plot
John (Arya) and Regina (Nayanthara) are forced into wedlock against their wishes. Both undergo a rough patch initially in their marriage as they are not able to get over their past romances. Prior to their marriage, Regina was in love with Surya (Jai), while John romanced Keerthana (Nazriya). What leads to the Arya-Nayanthara wedding? How they forget their romantic past and finally come together forms the rest of the story.
Keywords: accident, airport, birthday, birthday-present, call-center, call-center-employee, death-of-loved-one, dog, drunk, flashback
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A fanciful battle of the sexes ensues when the relationships of the staff and patrons of a quirky London café are unexpectedly turned upside down by sudden revelations of terribly embarrassing secrets having to do with their sexual misadventures.
Keywords: book-reading, boyfriend-boyfriend-relationship, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, customer, drug-abuse, flirting, gay, grandmother, kitchen, marijuana
There's always something strange brewing.
Annoying Lady: Don't we get any cake? Who has coffee without cake?::Dylan: I don't know... skinny people!
Vanessa: Well you're gay aren't you? I thought gay men were able to cook!
Mike: I don't much like taking my penis out in front of other men.
Lucy: You cunt! You evil cunt! Pervert! This man is a deviant! He gets sexual satisfaction out of getting dressed up as a baby and getting spanked!
Two miracles for the price of one.
Ike: Daniel!::Daniel: Yes sir?::Ike: We're gonna get those steers into Lusk and sold before Christmas::Daniel: Yes sir.::Ike: You won't leave town till we get top dollar, no exceptions.::Daniel: Yes sir...::Daniel: Mr. Franklin me and the boys was wondering, well sir, we wanted to know if you had decided to give us Christmas day off? Some of the men got family and I think they need that time...::Ike: You'll get a day off when that cattle is sold. Christmas is just another working day.::Daniel: Yes sir, stock comes fisrt.
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A fifth grader goes on a search for God after his grandfather dies. Along the way he gets into tons of trouble at Waldron Academy an all boys school. Also he is aided on his search by a sports loving nun.
Keywords: 10-year-old, action-figure, alarm-system, american-football, angel, baptism, baseball, basketball, batman-action-figure, bed
First kisses. Outrageous pranks. A teacher with a killer fastball. To survive this year, Joshua Beal will have to stay...
Meeting your best friend. Finding your favorite teacher. Having your first crush. Remember what it felt like to be...
A comedy that will raise your spirits and keep you laughing.
She Had All The Answers... Until Now!
Joshua A. Beal: Before this year, bullies were just bullies for no reason, weirdos were just weird, and daredevils weren't afraid of anything. Before this year, people I loved lived forever. I spent this year looking for something and wound up seeing everything around me. It's like I was asleep before and finally woke up. Know what? I'm wide-awake now.
[last lines]::Joshua A. Beal: My name is Joshua A. Beal. I live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. And I believe two things. Not all angels have wings. And sixth grade's got to be easier than this.
Frank Benton: Hey Josh, is today tomorrow?::Joshua A. Beal: No Frank, tomorrow's tomorrow. Today's today, and tomorrow's tomorrow.
Joshua A. Beal: My question is about my Aunt Denise. She's not baptized, so that means she's going to Hell right?::Sister Terry: Uh, no, actually she's not, Joshua.::Joshua A. Beal: And my dad's best friend, he's not baptized either, and that means *he's* going to hell. [kids beginning to clammer nervously]::Sister Terry: Joshua, I think you misunderstood.::Student: Oh man! Seth Greenburg rides my bus, he's not baptized...::Sister Terry: Okay, wait a sec...::Student #2: Hey, my cousin's going to hell?::Sister Terry: No, I don't think...::Student: The family living next door - their whole house is going to hell!::Sister Terry: No, that's not what it says in the book. If you'll notice, on page four... Ok alright, quiet! No one is going to Hell!
Sister Terry: Joshua, why do you feel the need to do these things?
Mrs. Beal: [waking him] Joshua. Joshua. Joshua, *please*, you're a 5th grader today, you're almost a man.
Joshua A. Beal: Those are the kids in my class. Kids in uniforms don't smile very much.
Joshua A. Beal: [looking across into girl's play yard] I don't know why they put this fence up. Why would anyone what to go over there, anyway?
Mr. Beal: Joshua, the pope is not God.::Joshua A. Beal: I know that, but he's his best friend.::Mr. Beal: We're not going to Rome.
Sister Terry: Every day at sunset you'd bow your head to the east and pray, is that right?::Joshua A. Beal: Uh, I stopped that.::Sister Terry: Okay, well what did you think about when you prayed?::Joshua A. Beal: Nothing mostly. Sometimes, I'd wonder... what made that smell in the carpet?
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On a nice summer day a funny little car rolls over a peaceful farm yard of Muhu island. The family that withdraws from the vehicle is quite odd-looking: an overbearing madam, a henpecked stammering husband and a mystical red-head. They announce that they want to spend their vacation in the farm ... "We are from capital, we will pay". This quiet vacation turns out to be a frantic day with romance, unexpected turns and fisticuffs between suitors.
Aadu: [runs anxiously to Ärni, after Ärni got a kiss] Well, what happened? Started kissing?::Ärni: Well, yeah!
Ärni: Well, OK. Be afraid of your husband and the parents of your husband. But don't be afraid of one thing - don't be afraid of work! Because the wife has to feed her husband and six children!::[first Ärni starts to cry, then everybody else]::Ärni: [in an angry voice, but still crying] Will you stop this weeping!
John: [reading a fairy tale to his wife] And the wolf did bow-wow, bow-wow!
[Aadu drives by in a Volga and sees that John and Kohviveski's car has broken down]::Aadu: Need help?::John: Uh?::Aadu: Need any help?::[John looks confused]::Aadu: [gives John his calling card] Maybe... Sometimes... Our roads will cross? Eh? Chu-chu-frey!::[drives away]::John: [reads from the calling card] Aadu Kadakas psy... Psychiatrist...
Kohviveski: I won't come down, oh no! You can berry me with the house!
Kohviveski: John, I'll jump!::John: No, pumpkin, you... You won't do it!::Kohviveski: Yes, I will! And I want to see, if you hire an orchestra to play at my funeral, or not!
Villager: What does she do there?::Aadu: [looks through a hole] What does she do, what does she do! She is staring at the ram!
[she has been playing with the children and is now bored]::Kohviveski: [to the children] Run away, run away, run!::Kohviveski: [after the children have ran away] Don't run so much!
Aadu: [to Kohviveski] But you! I'll make a song out of you! From there you'll never get out! And people start to show you from the television set for big money!::Kohviveski: [exitedly] Ah! From the television!
John: Who is this man?::Ärni: Oh, it's Aadu. He's here only during summertime. The rest of the year he has to spend in the madhouse.::[John turns pale from the face]
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Bhola Nath is a young petty criminal/robber/pickpocket whom works with a female acomplice and his former lover, Sharmii. Bhola unknowlingly is the illigetimate son of a police officer, named Kumar, whom has been tracking a shadowy gangster, named Amanarchard Rathore, whom Kumar imprisoned 20 years before and has now been paroled and resumed his life of crime. Bhola was abducted by Amanarchard's henchmen as a little boy, but escaped and was raised by a veteran thief named 'Mr. John,' while his Lt. Kumar and his wife and other son have long belived that their other son was dead. Bhola and Sharmii stumble upon a manuscript for a book titled 'Chori Mera Kaam' during one of their robbery excursions belonging to Mr. John's former partner in crime which they sell to a shady publisher, named Parvin Bhai, which becomes a nationwide best seller. But it attracts unwanted attention from the police, the local mob, and the original writer himself.
Keywords: betrayal, book-publisher, corruption, frame-up, kidnapping, murder, pickpocket, robbery
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Toddlers Belu and Bhola share an uncertain future when their mom dies in the plague, and their dad is imprisoned. They are then left in the uncaring care of Kamla, their aunt, who moonlights as a prostitute. She is cruel,abusive and forces them to take to a life of begging on the local trains, on beaches and crowded areas in Bombay. This is how the toddlers grow up, they want to lead a respectable life, and with the help of bootlegger John, they get a shoe-shine kit and start shining shoes on busy sidewalks and railway platforms. Their circumstances face more uncertainty when Kamla finds out about their new-found profession, beats them up and throws them out of the house. They temporarily seek shelter with John, but when he is arrested, they have to fend for themselves. Things become bad to worse when Bombay enters the monsoon season, when people do not get their shoes shined; then the duo are separated - with Belu ending up with a rich family, and when she asks about Bhola, she is told that he is dead. The question remains is Bhola really dead, if not, what has been his fate?
Keywords: bollywood, child-abandonment, child-abuse, child-hero, child-heroine, child-neglect, children, dance, hustling-for-money, india
Who is the naughtiest child?
Who drives their French teacher wild?
And when he's telling you lies
He looks you straight in the eye
Got kicked in the side
In the side, it's the same again
Got kicked in the hide
Must be then, it was now and then
He's got the social disease
J-J-J-John!
Grass stains and cuts on his knees
J-J-J-John!
He won't listen to a word that you say
J-J-J-John!
He'll steal your daughters away
Got kicked in the side
In the side, it's the same again
Got kicked in the hide
Must be then, it was now and then
You took him home to meet your queen
You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
And lent him all your good CDs
You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
You said you were the only one
You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
They broke the mould for dear old John
You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
Got kicked in the side
In the side, it's the same again
Got kicked in the hide
Must be then, it was now and then
J-J-J-J-John
(I see Jesus standing waiting for me)
Once a man named Steven preached about the Lord
Folks were saved then folks were healed as they heard his word
Satan did not like it soon he had his crowd
And as he was tried they heard Steven cried aloud
I see Jesus standing at the father's right end I see Jesus over in the Promised Land
Work is over now I'm coming to be I see Jesus standing waiting for me
As the stones fell on him beating out his life
Steven knew he'd soon be through with all toil and strife
So much like a Master with a heart so true
He prayed Lord forgive them for they know not what they do
Through the gates of glory down the streets of gold
March the hero on the Lord into heaven's fold
When he met the Saviour at the great white throne
I believed he smiled and said Steven welcome home
I see Jesus...
John était amoureux, ça se voyait un peu.
Il avait un air si bizarre et veillait si tard.
Il buvait tant de vin que souvent, le matin
On pouvait l'entendre de l'étang jusqu'au moulin.
La fille aux longues mains ne disait jamais rien
Et le pauvre John pensait bien
Qu'à veiller dehors jusqu'au lever du jour
Il en crèverait ou bien de froid ou bien d'amour.
John avait un béguin, ça se voyait un brin.
Quand il tapait sur sa poitrine en buvant du gin
Il avait l'oeil hagard, buvait toujours à part
Poussait des hurlements qui faisaient fuir le vent.
Mais la fille aux longues mains ne disait jamais rien
Et le pauvre John pensait bien
Qu'à veiller dehors jusqu'au lever du jour
Il en crèverait ou bien de froid ou bien d'amour.
John était amoureux, il en a fait l'aveu.
Depuis, de la rivière au port, on en rit encore.
Le soir, au coin du feu, on écoute les vieux
Raconter l'histoire de John l'amoureux.
Il aimait la statue d'une belle inconnue
Morte cent ans auparavant dans un ouragan.
Il allait tous les jours lui dire son amour
Et noyait sa peine dans un verre à son retour.
La fille aux longues mains ne dirait jamais rien
Et le pauvre John savait bien
Que dans la statue était son coeur et qu'un jour
Il en crèverait ou bien de froid ou bien d'amour
Que dans la statue était son coeur et qu'un jour
Il en crèverait ou bien de froid ou bien d'amour
There's rain on my door step
I've got music in my mind
Time on my hands to sit and wonder why
In this world of dark angels
And blood ridden reapers
With money and the power of life
They live as our keepers
I want to be alone today
Cause that's where I feel safe
Alone in the rain
The sadness numbs the pain everyday
They give you golden promises
The knowlegde of the ages
Speaking in tongues, golden wings rosey faces
I saw the wart on TV today
A speech for all, but nothing to say
And I wonder, why- I ask myself
Why, I believe well it looks
Like I've been deceived
I want to be alone today
Cause that's where I feel safe
Alone in the rain
The sadness numbs the pain
Do you know your same
All alone in the rain we're all the same
Mm hmm
That right
It's avias on the mic
Haha
And the john said
And the john said
Chorus
You can sell it you can sell it
If you sell it I'm gone try it
If you look good I'm gone buy it
Cause girl you know I like it
It's so crazy like a riot
I'm so horny I can't diet
Like a craving so don't why it
Just get in um gone drive it
Verse1
Sup yo in this song
Ima keep it real cause my name is john
I be riding round in the break of dawn
Trying to find a braud and get my freak on
Cause I know where they posted I keep a map
And if you feeling me homie then give me dap
I like them skinny short fat, don't matter at all
Long as I dish my money I expect a ball
And girl don't be telling me what you don't do
If I break you off better I know what you up to
Like a tarot card reader I can read yo mind
Know you wanting this cash so get in and ride
I know they say the more the merrier that's something I live by
If your girl wanna join tell her give it a try
Then you gone wonder yes the major reason why
They call me john get em hit em you said peter a lie
Chorus
You can sell it you can sell it
If you sell it I'm gone try it
If you look good I'm gone buy it
Cause girl you know I like it
It's so crazy like a riot
I'm so horny I can't diet
Like a craving so don't why it
Just get in um gone drive it
Verse2
Now I'm riding round now drifting through town
You said you was located on 50th downs
I aint got gas money to be making rounds
Better be yo ass in place and don't make a sound
Cause if 5.O. getting in
Then girl you can go I can't be yo friend
Cause pussy is good sho nough
But it aint worth no jail time hoe that shit is tough
Now I found yo ass here on the corner of 10
You lied hoe you didn't even bring yo friend
But it's all good cause dis nigga here got a plan
When I jump inside you um gone be the man
Leaving you on the side of the road
Didn't dish no pay cause it wasn't a good lay
Yeah you wanted a nigga to come up and pay
But you didn't make me cum to begin anyway
Chorus (2X's)
You can sell it you can sell it
If you sell it I'm gone try it
If you look good I'm gone buy it
Cause girl you know I like it
It's so crazy like a riot
I'm so horny I can't diet
Like a craving so don't why it
Just get in um gone drive it
John
John
John
[Lord Infamous:]
Yeah it's John niggaz, a.k.a. Orville Reddenbacher
Yeah I'm poppin God damn it like popcorn all God damn day
Whether it's ballers or maulers or choppers
Whether it's tags or scalawags God damnit
Formerly known as Pancho Villa
The writer of the constitution for the prostitution
Yeah I just jumped out my 'llac
To jump on this motherfuckin track
To talk about you fuck niggaz and you broke-ass bitches
.44 bulldog, my motherfucking pet
I point it at you and tell that motherfucker, fetch
I'm fucking her good, she got her legs on my neck
I get pussy, mouth and ass, call that bitch triple threat
When I was in jail she let me call her collect
But if she get greedy, I'ma starve her to death
Top down, it's upset
Been fucking the world and nigga, and I ain't cum yet
You fuck with me wrong, I knock your head off your neck
The flight too long, I got a bed on the jet
The guns are drawn and I ain't talking about a sketch
I pay these niggas with a reality check
Prepare for the worst but still praying for the best
This game is a bitch, I got my hand up her dress
The money don't sleep, so Weezy can't rest
And AK47 is my fucking address
I'm not a star, somebody lied
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
Yeah, load up the choppers like it's December 31st
Roll up and cock it, and hit them niggas where it hurts
If I die today, remember me like John Lennon
Buried in Louis, I'm talking all brown linen, huh
Big black nigga and an icy watch
Shoes on the coupe, bitch, I got a Nike shop
Count the profits, you could bring them in a Nike box
Grinding in my Jordans, kick them off they might be hot, swish
I'm swimming in the yellow bitch
In the red, 9-11 looking devilish
Red beam make a bitch nigga sit down
Thought he were bulletproof 'til he got hit the fifth time
Drop Palmolive in a nigga dope
Make it come back even harder than before
Baby, I'm the only one that paid your car notes
Well connected, got killers off in Chicago
I'm not a star, somebody lied
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
Yeah, load up the choppers like it's December 31st
Roll up and cock it, and hit them niggas where it hurts
If I die today, remember me like John Lennon
Buried in Louis, I'm talking all brown linen, huh
Talk stupid get your head popped
I got that Esther, bitch, I'm Red Fox
Big B's, Red Sox
I get money to kill time, dead clocks
You're fucking with a nigga who don't give a fuck
Empty the clip, then roll the window up
Pussy niggas sweet, you niggas Cinnabon
I'm in a red bitch, she say she finnin' cum
Two hundred thou' on a chain, I don't need a piece
That banana clip, let Chiquita speak
Dark shades, Eazy E
Five letters, Y-M-C-M-B
Bitch ass nigga, pussy ass nigga
I see you looking with your looking ass nigga
You don't know the rules, kill them all and keep moving
If I die today, it'd be a holiday
I'm not a star, somebody lied, I got a chopper in the car
So don't make it come alive
Rip your ass apart, then I put myself together
Y-M-C-M-B, Double M, we rich forever
The bigger the bullet, the more that bitch going to bang
Red on the wall, Basquiat when I paint
Red Lamborghini 'til I gave it to my bitch
My first home invasion, papa gave me forty bricks
Son of a bitch, then I made a great escape
Ain't it funny, mama? Only son be baking cakes
Pull up in the sleigh, hop out like I'm Santa Claus
Niggas gather around, got gifts for each and all of y'all
Take it home and let it bubble, that's the double up
If you get in trouble that just mean you fucking up
It's a cold world, I need a bird to cuddle up
I call the plays, motherfucker huddle up
I'm not a star, somebody lied
John takes a seat so he can wind his watch
Not working anymore but it's so good to touch
It's the only solid evidence of what he's done and seen
It helps him to remember his past life was not a dream
It used to tell the time when he was young
But time means nothing now
He has a clear view of the sun
John stopped me on the street today
He didn't have that much to say
I said I had to get to work but he begged me to stay
There was a look in his eyes I'd never seen before
I couldn't walk away I knew I wouldn't see him anymore
He bummed a smoke looked off into space awhile
Then he looked into my eyes and unleashed a fleeting
Smile
Dennis it's so good to see you
You have no idea
Just how bad it's getting on the street
I try to hide away
But they find me every day
And I'm so tired of the heat
Yesterday I heard the news
They sent me a letter
Said it was suicide
I sit at home 'cause I'm able
I sing out loud but complain in the same old way
I shake the tree of a fable
She sells me lies but she sings on anyway
I live alone at the stable
Betting twice 'cause the numbers say I'm wrong
I've rolled the tree 'cause I'm able
I've burned the mountain to prove that they all were wrong
What's in a story?
What's in a name?
Who makes you hurry?
What cuts the frame?
John, where have you gone?
We've waited so long, where have you gone?
Has something gone wrong?
We've waited so long, where have you gone?
I sit alone 'cause I'm able
I live out life but complain in the same old way
I shake the tree that was stable
There's rain on my door step
I've got music in my mind
Time on my hands to sit and wonder why
In this world of dark angels
And blood ridden reapers
With money and the power of life
They live as our keepers
I want to be alone today
Cause that's where I feel safe
Alone in the rain
The sadness numbs the pain everyday
They give you golden promises
The knowlegde of the ages
Speaking in tongues, golden wings rosey faces
I saw the wart on TV today
A speech for all, but nothing to say
And I wonder, why- I ask myself
Why, I believe well it looks
Like I've been deceived
I want to be alone today
Cause that's where I feel safe
Alone in the rain
The sadness numbs the pain
Do you know your same
All alone in the rain we're all the same
I'm gone today