Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• William James Kelly (actor)
• Johnny Williams (actor)
• Brian Anthony Wilson (actor)
• Mickey Rooney (actor)
• Gary Gustin (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Gavin Peretti (actor)
• Lionel Anthony Cook (actor)
• Vincent Riviezzo (actor)
• Dan Van Wert (actor)
• Tommy Lafitte (actor)
• Keyon Smith (actor)
• Connie Lamothe (actress)
• Robert Gulya (composer)
• Carl Clemons (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

J. Edgar (2011)

Actors

• Richard Nixon (actor)
• Ken Howard (actor)
• David Hill (actor)
• Dermot Mulroney (actor)
• Lyndon Johnson (actor)
• Josh Lucas (actor)
• David Clennon (actor)
• Damon Herriman (actor)
• Robert Armstrong (actor)
• Martin Luther King (actor)
• Josh Hamilton (actor)
• Jack Donner (actor)
• Leonardo DiCaprio (actor)
• Stephen Root (actor)
• Denis O'Hare (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Crime
• Drama
• History

Taglines:

The Most Powerful Man in the World

Quotes:

J. Edgar Hoover: Find Agent Purvis. He is to be demoted or, better yet, fired.

J. Edgar Hoover: What's important at this time is to re-clarify the difference between hero and villain.

J. Edgar Hoover: No one freely shares power in Washington, D.C.

Agent Stokes: The crimes we are investigating aren't crimes, they are ideas.

Harlan Fiske Stone: Lower the treble, son, you didn't call this meeting, I did.

J. Edgar Hoover: McCarthy was an opportunist not a patriot.

Albert Osborne: Is that all, Mr. Hoover? I have a 2:30 class to teach.::J. Edgar Hoover: No, you don't. Consider your pay doubled; you now work for your country. Congratulations, Dr. Osborne.

Annie Hoover: [Contemptuously to Edgar] I would rather have a dead son than a daffodil for a son.

J. Edgar Hoover: Do I kill everything that I love?

[first lines]::J. Edgar Hoover: Let me tell you something. The SCLC has direct Communist ties. Even great men can be corrupted, can't they? Communism is not a political party. It is a disease. It corrupts the soul, turning men, even the gentlest of men, into vicious evil tyrants.

Nächte mit Joan (1998)

Actors

• Rita Tushingham (actress)
• Horst Königstein (director)
• Nadja Tiller (actress)
• Doris J. Heinze (producer)
• Horst Königstein (writer)
• Cas Enklaar (writer)
• Angelika Thomas (actress)
• Hans-Peter Ströer (composer)
• Andreas Brucker (actor)
• Andreas Brucker (actor)
• Andreas Brucker (actor)
• Andreas Brucker (actor)
• Till Topf (actor)
• Wiebke Koester (editor)

Genres

Lucy & Desi: Before the Laughter (1991)

Actors

• Don Keefer (actor)
• Rance Howard (actor)
• Jack E. Herman (miscellaneous crew)
• Matthew Faison (actor)
• Frances Fisher (actress)
• Alan Oppenheimer (actor)
• Roger Rose (actor)
• Larry A. Thompson (producer)
• Charles Jarrott (director)
• John Wheeler (actor)
• Kathleen Keller (miscellaneous crew)
• Diana Valentine (miscellaneous crew)
• Maurice Benard (actor)
• Bette Ford (actress)
• Joyce Blair (actress)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• Romance

Taglines:

Could they learn to love each other as much as the world loved them?
Before the Fans, the Fame, the Fortune...

The Scarlett O'Hara War (1980)

Actors

• Travilla (costume designer)
• Annie Potts (actress)
• Walter Scharf (composer)
• Sharon Gless (actress)
• Richard Bracken (editor)
• David L. Wolper (producer)
• Garson Kanin (writer)
• Tony Curtis (actor)
• Harold Gould (actor)
• Don Keefer (actor)
• John Erman (director)
• Clive Revill (actor)
• Morgan Brittany (actress)
• George Furth (actor)
• Stan Margulies (producer)

Genres

• Drama

Quotes:

Carole Lombard: Scarletts! They're all Scarletts! We're up to our butts in Scarletts!

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello in Hollywood (1945)

Actors

• Henry Hall (actor)
• Eddie Hall (actor)
• Richard Alexander (actor)
• Arno Frey (actor)
• Bud Abbott (actor)
• Frank Hagney (actor)
• Chester Clute (actor)
• Lou Costello (actor)
• Edgar Dearing (actor)
• King Baggot (actor)
• Joe Devlin (actor)
• Franklyn Farnum (actor)
• Preston Foster (actor)
• Wheaton Chambers (actor)
• Sam Harris (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Your favorite SCREEN TEAM is on the SCREAM BEAM!
A DOUBLE-BARRELLED FUN BURST! (original print ad - all caps)

Quotes:

Buzz Kurtis: Every time you open your mouth, what happens?::Abercrombie: I eat.

Abercrombie: I gotta break the date.::Ruthie: What date?::Abercrombie: Don't you remember? June 22nd?::Ruthie: June 22nd? I don't remwember anything about a date.::Abercrombie: Oh, yes. Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said, 'See me next year.' Well, tonight the year is up.

Abercrombie: [starting to shave Rags] Now, I got the razor and the smelling salts.::Rags Ragland: The what?::Abercrombie: The smellin' salts.::Rags Ragland: What's that for?::Abercrombie: I faint when I see the sight of blood.::Rags Ragland: Oh...::Rags Ragland: [after a delayed reaction] Blood! Look, if you cut me, there's gonna be plenty of blood, and it's all gonna be yours!

Mr. Burvis, Ruthie's Boss: [reacting to a verbal spat between two of his manicurists] My shop is for hair cutting, not hair pulling!

Gregory LeMaise: [In disguise with a beard] Did you ever hear the one about the guy who was so brave he stuck his right arm into a lion's mouth, right up to there. [he motions to his shoulder]::Abercrombie: [also in disguise] He stuck his right arm in a lion's mouth up to there? [also motioning to his shoulder]::Gregory LeMaise: Yrah!::Abercrombie: His right arm?::Gregory LeMaise: Yeah!::Abercrombie: What's his name?::Gregory LeMaise: Lefty! [he breaks into raucous laughter]::Abercrombie: [he spills his drink into Ambercrombie's turban which is on his lap] You get it?::Abercrombie: [both are laughing] I didn't get it that time.::Gregory LeMaise: You didn't?::Abercrombie: No, no.::Gregory LeMaise: Lefty! [he laughs even louder as Ambercrombie absentmindedly puts his turban on, drenching himself with the drink]::Gregory LeMaise: [Ambercrombie stops laughing] You know, you're a great fellow. You made me forget my troubles.::Abercrombie: You've drowned mine!::Gregory LeMaise: [laughs] You've got troubles too?::Abercrombie: Yes, sir.::Gregory LeMaise: [laughing] No, but I've got real troubles. I killed a man!::Abercrombie: [reacting to the camera] A man killed me. That's why I'm wearing this fake beard.

Abercrombie: A face like mine is hard to forget.::Buzz Kurtis: How do you know?::Abercrombie: I've been tryin' for years!

Buzz Kurtis: You can't sleep?::Abercrombie: No.::Buzz Kurtis: I've got just the thing for you. Don't go away. [He leaves the room]::Buzz Kurtis: [returning with a phonograph record] Well, pal, here it is.::Abercrombie: What do you got there?::Buzz Kurtis: [reading the label] 'Go To Sleep with Dr. Caswell Snide.'::Abercrombie: Oh, no! I wanna sleep alone!

Buzz Kurtis: Now, listen. This is even better than you getting socked. You're dead!::Abercrombie: If I'm dead, then... then why am I so hungry?

Ziegfeld Follies (1945)

Actors

• Gene Kelly (actor)
• Sam Flint (actor)
• Harry Hayden (actor)
• William Bailey (actor)
• Feodor Chaliapin Jr. (actor)
• William Frawley (actor)
• Rex Evans (actor)
• Fred Astaire (actor)
• Charles Coleman (actor)
• Joseph Crehan (actor)
• Hume Cronyn (actor)
• Edward Arnold (actor)
• William B. Davidson (actor)
• Eddie Dunn (actor)
• Peter Lawford (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Taglines:

Flashing...smashing SCREEN ENTERTAINMENT! DAZZLING IN ITS BEAUTY...PACKED WITH GLORIOUS Melodies! (original print media ad - many caps)
Greatest Production Since The Birth Of Motion Pictures!

Quotes:

Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.: Children play with the dreams of tomorrow. And old men play with the memories of yesterday.

Fred Astaire: I'm sorry, I can't quite place you. What line of business are you in?::Gene Kelly: Well, I dance.::Fred Astaire: Oh, at home, for the folks? Picnics and that kind of thing?::Gene Kelly: Oh, no, no. In public.::Fred Astaire: On street corners?::Gene Kelly: Oh, no. On the screen. Motion pictures! You do go to pictures that have dancing in them, don't you?::Fred Astaire: I try to see them all.::Gene Kelly: Did you see a picture called "Cover Girl"?::Fred Astaire: Yes.::Gene Kelly: Well, who did all the dancing in that?::Fred Astaire: You're not Rita Hayworth?::Gene Kelly: No I'm not... Ginger.

[first lines]::Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.: Ah... Saturday, September twenty fifth. Another heavenly day. Ah, yes. Always a heavenly day.

Fred Astaire: [sings] Here's to the beautiful ladies / Here's to those wonderful girls / Adele's and Molly's, Lucille's and Polly's / You'll find them all at the Ziegfeld Follies.

Fred Astaire: [sings] This is the mixture to start the picture / So bring on those beautiful girls.

Number Please Telephone Operator: Number, please?

Lawyer's Client: [to the Lawyer] For goodness sake, will you pay him the two dollars.

'Love' Number: [sings] Love can be a cup of sorrow, Love can be a lie. / Love can make you wake tomorrow and sigh.

Fred Astaire: Hello.::Gene Kelly: How are you?::Fred Astaire: How's that folks?::Gene Kelly: What's new?::Fred Astaire: I'm great.::Gene Kelly: That's good.::Fred Astaire: Ha-ha!::Gene Kelly: Knock wood.::Fred Astaire: Well, well.::Gene Kelly: That's life.::Fred Astaire: What do you know?::Gene Kelly: How's the wife?::Fred Astaire: Gotta run.::Gene Kelly: Oh, my.::Fred Astaire: Ta-ta.::Gene Kelly: Olive oil.::Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire: Bye, bye.

[last lines]::'Beauty' Number: [sings] And then someone comes into view / And suddenly you find it's true / That love is beauty too.

Best Foot Forward (1943)

Actors

• Nana Bryant (actress)
• June Allyson (actress)
• Lucille Ball (actress)
• Barbara Bedford (actress)
• Henry O'Neill (actor)
• Robert Emmett O'Connor (actor)
• Chill Wills (actor)
• Donald MacBride (actor)
• Stanley Donen (actor)
• Harry Hayden (actor)
• Billy Bletcher (actor)
• Morris Ankrum (actor)
• James Ellison (actor)
• Bess Flowers (actress)
• Gloria DeHaven (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Thousands Cheer (1943)

Actors

• Edmund Mortimer (actor)
• James Millican (actor)
• Gene Kelly (actor)
• Frank Morgan (actor)
• Kenner G. Kemp (actor)
• Wally Cassell (actor)
• Sig Arno (actor)
• Frank Jenks (actor)
• John Boles (actor)
• Myron Healey (actor)
• Ben Blue (actor)
• Sayre Dearing (actor)
• Jack Gargan (actor)
• Sam Harris (actor)
• Henry O'Neill (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Musical
• Romance

Quotes:

Private Eddie Marsh: From now on I only kiss women I know.

Hyllary Jones: Trapeze? Are Eddie's parents acrobats?::Kathryn Jones: Aerialists! And I love him!

Frank Morgan: Just checking your pulse. Hmmm... very irregular. Rapid, too!::Lucille Ball: You have your fingers on my wristwatch.

Private Eddie Marsh: There's so much to say.::Kathryn Jones: Don't say anything. Just come back.

Private Eddie Marsh: They call me "The King of the High Trapeze"

Hyllary Jones: Hello, Bill.::Colonel Bill Jones: How are you, Hyllary?

A Night at the Biltmore Bowl (1935)

Actors

• Preston Foster (actor)
• Lucille Ball (actress)
• Betty Grable (actress)
• Anne Shirley (actress)
• Mary Stewart (actress)
• Bert Gilroy (producer)
• Lee S. Marcus (producer)
• Joseph Fields (writer)
• Alfred J. Goulding (director)
• Edward Mann (editor)
• Edgar Kennedy (actor)
• Dennis O'Keefe (actor)
• Grady Sutton (actor)
• Bert Wheeler (actor)
• Pert Kelton (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Mystery
• Short

Ball, Lucille Filmography

• Here's Lucy Spotlight: Lucie Arnaz
  2012, role: actress , character name: Clips from 'Here's Lucy'
• Lucy Moves to NBC: A Remembrance
  2012, role: actress , character name: Outtakes & clips from 'Lucy Moves to NBC'
• Here's Lucy Spotlight: Desi Arnaz Jr.
  2012, role: actress , character name: Production footage & clips from 'Here's Lucy'
• Here's Lucy Spotlight: Lucie Arnaz
  2012, role: actress , character name: 'Yours Mine and Ours' screen test
• Lucy Moves to NBC: A Remembrance
  2012, role: actress , character name: On set footage
• Here's Harry: Remembering Gale Gordon
  2011, role: actress , character name: Clips from 'Here's Lucy'
• Here's Harry: Remembering Gale Gordon
  2011, role: actress , character name: On set footage & outtakes
• Lucy Meets the Burtons: A Comedic Gem
  2010, role: actress , character name: On set footage
• Lucy Meets the Burtons: A Comedic Gem
  2010, role: actress , character name: Clips from 'Here's Lucy'
• Lucy Meets the Burtons: A Comedic Gem
  2010, role: actress , character name: Promo as Herself
• Meet the Carters
  2009, role: actress , character name: Outtakes & clips from 'Here's Lucy'
• Here's Lucy: On Location
  2009, role: actress
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases
  2009, role: actress
• You Know the Face
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Working with Lucy: A Conversation with Gino Conforti
  2009, role: actress , character name: Lucy Carter
• Meet the Carters
  2009, role: actress , character name: On set footage
• TV's All-Time Funniest: A Paley Center for Media Special
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 5th Annual TV Land Awards
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Winner
• Cavett Remembers the Comic Legends
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Last Mogul
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• TV in Black: The First Fifty Years
  2004, role: actress
• TV's Greatest Sidekicks
  2004, role: actress
• Bob Monkhouse's Comedy Heroes
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ziegfeld Girl Intro
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Desilu Story
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Lucy! TV's Comedy Queen
  2003, role: actress
• Bob Hope at 100
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Inside TV Land: Style and Fashion
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bob Hope's Funniest Out-Takes
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• I Love Lucy's 50th Anniversary Special
  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• ABC 2000: The Millennium
  1999, role: actress
• Junket Whore
  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Best of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts
  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself - Roastee
• Off the Menu: The Last Days of Chasen's
  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Silver Screen: Color Me Lavender
  1997, role: actress , character name: Agatha Floud
• Judy Garland's Hollywood
  1997, role: actress
• Barbara Walters: 20 Years at ABC
  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bob Hope: Hollywood's Brightest Star
  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Pioneers of Primetime
  1995, role: actress , character name: Lucy Ricardo
• Pioneers of Primetime
  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ed Sullivan All-Star Comedy Special
  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 50 Years of Funny Females
  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Carol Burnett: The Special Years
  1994, role: actress , character name: Herself
• That's Entertainment! III
  1994, role: actress , character name: Performer in Clip from 'Ziegfeld Follies'
• Entertaining the Troops
  1994, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bob Hope's Bag Full of Christmas Memories
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself
• TV Guide: 40th Anniversary Special
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Carol Burnett Show: A Reunion
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Lucy and Desi: A Home Movie
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bob Hope: The First 90 Years
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself

Famous quotes by Lucille Ball:

"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

"Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't."

"I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can."

"If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it."

"It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy."

"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."

"In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

"Love yourself first and everything falls into line"

"I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not"

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

"I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent."

"I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one."

"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world."

"I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line."

"I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children."

"I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally."

"I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways."

"Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt."

"Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts."