Sloppy Seconds Filmography

• It Came from Trafalgar 2009, role: actor, character name: As themselves Play in Full Screen
• PBS: Punk Broadcasting System 2001, role: actor, character name: Themselves Play in Full Screen

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  Human Wasteshow lyrics

  Human Waste

  Now once upon a time
  In this village of the damned
  I took my shot at greatness
  And the goddamn gun was jammed
  So I'm in a drunken state
  'Cause I can't take life straight
  And if I dull my eyes enough
  The brightness fades
  I left my heart in San Francisco
  And my brain in Los Angeles
  My heart just made me bitter
  And my brain just made me dangerous
  I don't miss either one
  But I look into the sun
  And I'd give anything
  For one good pair of shades
  The world is a wasteland
  From Green Bay to Graceland
  There's no one fit
  To lead the human race
  And you all know what we are
  The throwbacks, the retards
  The ever growing face of human waste
  I first fell off the wagon
  On the open road to nowhere
  And I guess I'd still be draggin'
  If I thought that I could go there
  And return to sing this song
  But I knew all along
  It's a one-way trip
  And I can't pay the fare
  All my heroes are gone
  And their figures cast in lead
  From the fountains at their feet
  To the bird shit on their head
  And I can't help but wonder
  As they lay six feet under
  Did they die for me

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  Sloppy Secondsshow lyrics

  Sloppy Seconds

  [Intro]
  [Verse 1:]
  Fuck you if you love a car for it's paint job
  Love you if you love a car for the road trips
  Show me the miles and your arms and the pink scar
  Where the doctor had to pull out all the bone chips
  Cause you were pressing on the gas just a bit hard
  Right in the moment where the road curved a bit sharp
  And when you woke up, somebody was unclipping your seat belt and pulling you from the open window of your flipped car
  [Hook:]
  Cold pizza
  Tie-dye shirts
  Broken hearts
  Give'm here, give'm here
  Hand me downs
  Give me give me leftovers
  Give me give me sloppy seconds
  Give em here, give em here
  I don't care where you've been
  How many miles, I still love you [x2]
  [Verse 2:]
  Show me someone who says they got no baggage
  I'll show you somebody whose got no story
  Nothing gory means no glory, but baby please don't bore me
  We won't know until we get there
  The who, or the what, or the when where
  My favorite sweater was a present that I got a couple presidents ago
  And I promised that I would rock it till it's thread bare
  Bet on it
  Every single person got a couple skeletons
  So pretty soon, in this room
  It'll just be me and you when we clear out all the elephants
  Me and you and the elements
  We all have our pitfalls
  Beer's flat, the cabs have been called
  And everybody and their momma can hear the drama that's happening behind these thin walls
  [Hook:]
  Cold pizza
  Tie-dye shirts (tie-dye shirts)
  Broken hearts
  Give'm here, give'm here
  Hand me downs (hand me downs)
  Leftovers (leftovers)
  Sloppy seconds
  Give'm here, give'm here
  I don't care where you've been
  How many miles, I still love you [x2]
  I don't care (cold pizza)
  Where you've been (tie-dye shirts)
  How many (broken hearts) miles, I still love you
  I don't care (hand me downs)
  Where you've been (left overs)
  How many (sloppy seconds) miles, I still love you
  [Verse 3:]
  My pattern with women isn't a flattering image
  But I don't want to run away because I said so
  I don't want to be the guy to hide all of my flaws
  And I'll be giving you the side of me that I don't let show
  Everything in fashion
  That has ever happened
  Always coming crashing down
  Better let go
  But in a couple years it will be retro
  You rock Marc Ecko
  My shirts have the gecko
  Cause in the past man, I was hopeless
  But now's when my little cousins look the dopest
  (Whoop whoop)
  Fuck the fashion po-po
  Have a stale doughnut, I don't need no tips
  Fuck a five second rule
  That's a plan I never understood
  It's September in my kitchen in a Christmas sweater
  Sipping cold coffee on the phone with damaged goods
  And there is not a single place that I would rather be
  I'm fucked up just like you are, and you're fucked up just like me
  [Hook:]
  Cold pizza (cold pizza)
  Tie-dye shirts (tie-dye shirts)
  Broken hearts
  Give'm here, Give'm here
  Hand me downs (oh hand me downs)
  Give me give me leftovers (leftovers)
  Give me give me sloppy seconds
  Give'm here give'm here
  I don't care where you've been
  How many miles, I still love you [x2]
  I don't care (cold pizza)
  Where you've been (tie-dye shirts)
  How many (broken hearts) miles, I still love you
  I don't care (hand me downs)
  Where you've been (left overs)

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  Killing Myselfshow lyrics

  Killing Myself

  Everyday when I get up, I set my brain for self destruct
  Killing myself everyday of my life
  I get the shakes and I get the shivers, sweat on palms and holes in my liver
  Killing myself everyday of my life
  The Bottle sits in front of me and laughs at what it's done to me
  The bottle ain't no friend to me but I'm my own worst enemy Cause
  Never worry, never want to, never hurry, ain't ever going to
  Killing myself everyday of my life
  I got a fuse and I'm gonna strike it, God help me cause I think I like it
  Killing myself everyday of my life
  It ain't easy living lazy and my music drive the neighbors crazy
  Killing myself everyday of my life
  The Bottle sits in front of me and laughs at what it's done to me
  And all my questions go unanswered, as I die of my moral cancer
  I can't leave cause it might Rain out I Guess I'll stay inside blow my brains out
  Killing myself everyday of my life
  I need a savor, I need a real friend, I need a reason to survive the weekend

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  Mighty Heroesshow lyrics

  Mighty Heroes

  I don't believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal
  But I believe in Buford P.; I believe in "Walking Tall"
  What ever happened to the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew?
  Where is the Mean Machine, Bruce Lee, and David Carradine?
  I know I've said it all before, but I want more
  The Mighty Heroes
  Do you believe in Freddy Krueger 'cause he takes so many lives?
  Well, I believe in showmanship; I believe in Doctor Phibes
  Why do you waste your time on "Halloween Part XXIX"?
  And what more could you want than "Planet Earth" and Dylan Hunt?
  I know I've said it all before, but I want more
  The Mighty Heroes
  Though I walk through the Valley of Death, I fear no evil
  For I believe in Billy Jack; I believe in Evel Knievel
  Don't believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal
  But I believe in Jonathan E.; I believe in "Rollerball"
  I know I've said it all before, but I want more
  The Mighty Heroes
  Take back your Sly Stallones, and I'll take Cleopatra Jones
  I found the world ain't how it looks, and I learned it all from comic books
  I know I've said it all before, but I want more

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  Lynchtown U.S.A.show lyrics

  Lynchtown U.S.A.

  Oil up your shotgun for the time of your life
  And tell the wife that you won't be home tonight
  Lock up your daughters in the hickory shack
  And jump in the back of my pick-up truck, all right
  We're gonna go downtown where the action is
  We're gonna plug a couple nigger-lovin' communists
  We're never ever ever gonna hear from them again
  And it's open season, so open fire!
  We got shit for brains and guns for hire!
  It's a dirty job, but that's the price you have to pay
  Here in Lynchtown
  Lynchtown, USA!
  Call up my uncle, he's the chief of police,
  The justice of peace, and the circuit judge besides
  We'll round up a couple of the good ol' boys
  We gotta make some noise, but let's leave our hoods behind
  We gotta show these long-hairs where it's at
  With burning crosses and baseball bats
  And they'll never ever be seen or heard again
  And in Lynchtown, nobody ever sings
  They don't know where they were or know what they did
  So it's the easiest thing
  And it's open season, so open fire!
  We got shit for brains and guns for fire!
  It's a dirty job, but that's the price you have to pay
  Here in Lynchtown
  Lynchtown, USA!

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  Iynchtown U.S.A.show lyrics

  Iynchtown U.S.A.

  Oil up your shotgun for the time of your life
  And tell the wife that you won't be home tonight
  Lock up your daughters in the hickory shack
  And jump in the back of my pick-up truck, all right
  We're gonna go downtown where the action is
  We're gonna plug a couple nigger-lovin' communists
  We're never ever ever gonna hear from them again
  And it's open season, so open fire!
  We got shit for brains and guns for hire!
  It's a dirty job, but that's the price you have to pay
  Here in Lynchtown
  Lynchtown, USA!
  Call up my uncle, he's the chief of police,
  The justice of peace, and the circuit judge besides
  We'll round up a couple of the good ol' boys
  We gotta make some noise, but let's leave our hoods behind
  We gotta show these long-hairs where it's at
  With burning crosses and baseball bats
  And they'll never ever be seen or heard again
  And in Lynchtown, nobody ever sings
  They don't know where they were or know what they did
  So it's the easiest thing
  And it's open season, so open fire!
  We got shit for brains and guns for fire!
  It's a dirty job, but that's the price you have to pay
  Here in Lynchtown

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  A Beautiful Planshow lyrics

  A Beautiful Plan

  I wrote down, the best part of our story
  To whom it may concern...I think your beautiful plan
  LACKS STYLE! Imagine what they could do
  With a little more time and a little more passion
  Because you are trying too hard to get a reaction
  Say the words right now to separate
  The truth from your intentions
  Your cold flesh tangled up in snakes
  And it's just as I expected
  But oh no, I don't think so
  Save some breath for the ending
  Why don't you make your move cause your acting like I'm on trial
  Now the pieces are set and the game is emotion
  Don't you forget the worst is yet to happen.
  Say the words right now to separate
  The truth from your intentions
  Your cold flesh tangled up in snakes
  And it's just as I expected
  But oh no, I don't think so

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  Runnin From The CIAshow lyrics

  Runnin From The CIA

  I'm tired of runnin' form the CIA,
  tired of runnin' from the CIA,
  tired of runnin' from the CIA
  And I'm goin' down for a suicide ride,
  and ain't nobody gonna take me alive
  Because I got no time to run about,
  the wind is high and the sun is out today
  I'm tired of runnin' form the CIA,
  tired of runnin' from the CIA,
  tired of runnin' from the CIA
  And I'm hanging out at the local "Y",
  because Secret Service and the FBI
  The KGB and the IRS,
  have all got my home address so
  I'm tired of runnin' form the CIA,
  tired of runnin' from the CIA,
  tired of runnin' from the CIA
  And the only girl I ever loved was kidnapped,
  beaten, raped and drugged
  And Mars needs women, but Mars can wait,
  cause I ain't going to masturbate no way
  I'm tired of runnin' form the CIA,
  tired of runnin' from the CIA,

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  The Menshow lyrics

  The Men

  Don't play football
  We play Fenders
  We chop fish in kitchen blenders
  We're a disgrace to our gender
  We're the men!
  Always together night and day
  It makes our girlfriends think we're gay
  But who needs women when you've got friends?
  We're the men!
  The men will never let me down
  The men will always be around
  The men won't argue, scratch, or fight
  The men won't say, "I've got a headache tonight"!
  On Friday night we'll all jump in a car
  And blow all our money at a go-go bar
  Sober up for a week to do it over again because
  We're the men!
  We're twenty-one, but we act like we're ten
  We're as immature as we've ever been
  Maybe we'll grow up, but I don't know when because
  We're the men!
  We'll get together
  Drink together
  Sweat together
  Stink together
  Laugh together
  Cry together
  Live together
  And die together!

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  Steal Your Beershow lyrics

  Steal Your Beer

  Dear Mr. Occupant
  to whom this may concern
  I thought I'd leave this note for you
  to read on your return.
  Your daughter came to see us play
  me and all the band
  And since you're not around today
  I knew you'd understand...
  If we...
  Fuck your daughter
  Wreck your home
  Call long-distance on your phone
  Eat up all your food and steal your beer.
  This house is too big
  for your little girl alone
  We tried our best to make ourselves
  feel right at home
  You see we've come from miles away
  We're strangers to this town
  Your daughter brought us here tonight
  and since you're not around...
  We though we'd...
  Fuck your daughter
  Wreck your home
  Call long-distance on your phone
  Eat up all your food and steal your beer.
  I really must be going now
  You've been too kind for words
  Your toilet's overflowing
  Cause it's clogged up with our turds.
  B.A. has made himself
  a patch out on the lawn
  and I'll kiss your daughters lips
  until the next time you are gone
  When we will...
  Fuck your daughter
  Wreck your home
  Call long-distance on your phone
  Have sex in your shower stalls
  Write our names upon your walls and
  Eat up all your food and steal your beer.
  We're going to eat up all you food and steal your beer.

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  Good-Byeshow lyrics

  Good-Bye

  Choking on lies,
  Making the best of a bad conversation
  Your eyes dried as I tried sleeping in your bed
  To fake another smile and take with me what was mine
  While racing to you forever
  We're waking up and It's 6:00 o' clock
  Did you ever think things could be the same
  If we happened to wake up late
  Don't let go
  Don't let go
  We both know It's sad to say
  That this time it's good-bye good-bye
  Giving applause for you
  Always pointing out everyone's flaws
  And breaking what binds you
  'Cause your moving on with your life
  After tonight you said last night all alone
  I hope you change someday 4 your own good
  We're waking up and It's 6:00 o' clock
  Did you ever think things could be the same
  If we happened to wake up late

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  Forced To Suckshow lyrics

  Forced To Suck

  I can’t wait to sellout,
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  So I can get the hell out of here.
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  Just show me where to sign,
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  Where’s that dotted line?
  I’ve been jerked off so many times by all your helping hands,
  I guess I’d rather just get fucked by the biggest dick I can
  I can’t wait to pass out on the lawn, (I can’t wait!)
  After all the moneys gone, (I can’t wait!)
  Just lie there 'till dawn I can’t wait!
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  So have your men call mine,
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  So let’s do lunch sometime.
  Cause the familiar scene is tried to be politically correct
  When you’re forced to suck the Punk Rock Cock and its just half the rent!
  I can’t wait to get my just rewards (I can’t wait!)
  Strapped down in the mental ward (I can’t wait!)
  Somewhere in Betty Ford I can’t wait!
  I’m telling anything I think they wanna hear
  Then they can start me off at 50 grand a year!
  I can’t wait until they find this fool (I can’t wait!)
  Face down in a swimming pool (I can’t wait!)
  That’ll be so cool I can’t wait!
  Close your eyes and one fine day your record will appear,
  12 more songs, 2 minutes long, all of us fucking in fear!
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  That where I want to go,
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  Just tell me who to blow,
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  I can’t wait to sellout,
  So I can get the hell out of here,
  So I can get the hell out of here,

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  Ephedrine Machineshow lyrics

  Ephedrine Machine

  I'm gettin' tired of gettin' tired
  I'm gettin' sick of layin' in bed
  I got the medication for my inspiration
  And I'm never gonna sleep again
  It's got a white cross on the tablet
  It's got a warning on the front
  Don't walk, don't run, don't kill no one
  And you can take as many as you want
  Just pop the top and I won't stop
  Until my brain burns out or my body drops
  Gotta slow down or I'll be close
  To an over-the-counter overdose
  Ephedrine machine
  Don't run on gasoline
  Ephedrine machine
  I need amphetamines
  Ephedrine machine
  Just add caffeine
  And I'll be your ephedrine machine
  I'm gonna go twenty-four, seven
  I'm gonna stay out every night
  I'm gonna owe my will to the electric bill
  Because I'm never gonna turn out the lights
  Gonna say goodbye to the Sandman
  Goodbye to counting sheep
  Life's too short for rigor mortis

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  Talking in Circlesshow lyrics

  Talking in Circles

  could i stand in the back and watch them rip it apart
  will they ask and ask till they can't take the embarrassment anymore
  i'm talking in circles to amuse myself
  and they'll lie without an alibi and they should have saved it for somebody else
  taken what was innocent now i'm the one held in contempt
  i put my life in idol hands
  don't ever forget, i'll never forget
  and i'll try not to make a sound and stay until what's lost is found
  i put my life in idol hands
  don't ever forget, i'll never forget
  emotions takeover
  you'll discover you're not in control anymore
  i grabbed for your hand but i meant to reach for the door
  i'm talking in circles to amuse myself

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  Germanyshow lyrics

  Germany

  Well I thought...
  That I meant something to you
  But now I see that it's untrue
  I guess you must have slept
  With every guy you ever met
  But I'm gonna get you back
  If its the last thing I ever do
  The stains on your mattress cannot hide
  The fruits of your labor stuffed inside
  But, while your in la-la land
  Whispering the name of another man
  I'm gonna turn my back
  And leave your cheating ass behind
  I'm gonna run away with your money
  And buy a ticket to Germany
  I'm gonna sleep with every single slut on the River Bohn
  And I'll be surfing down the River Rhine (Whoo--oo--ooo)
  And you'll be standing in the Welfare line
  You're money and you're honey
  Are long gone!
  It's nothing personal
  You saw to that
  You're just a person
  Who does her best work on her back
  But if you're 'wakend
  By an obscene call
  I sprayed your number on the Berlin wall
  I've seen the soldiers as they pass it all around
  Imagine all the dick that you once missed
  Because you couldn't find the Communists
  East or West
  Your still the best deal in town
  I'm gonna run away with your money
  And buy a ticket to Germany
  I'm gonna sleep with every single slut on the River Bohn
  And I'll be surfing down the River Rhine (Whoo--oo--ooo)
  And you'll be standing in the Welfare line
  You're money and you're honey
  Are long gone!
  You're money and you're honey
  Are long gone!
  You're money and you're honey

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  Sloppy Secondsshow lyrics

  Sloppy Seconds

  Who can take a sunrise
  Sprinkle it in dew
  Cover it in chocolate
  and a miracle or two?
  The candyman
  The candyman can
  The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
  Who can take a rainbow
  Wrap it is a sigh
  Soak it in the sun
  and make a strawberry lemon pie?
  Children: The candyman?
  Bill: The candyman
  The candyman can
  The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
  Willy Wonka makes
  Everything he bakes
  Satisfying and delicious
  Talk about your childhood wishes
  You can even eat the dishes
  Who can take tomorrow
  Dip it in a deam
  Seperate the sorrow
  And collect up all the cream?
  The candyman
  you sons of bitches
  Bill: The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
  And makes the world taste good

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  I Don't Wanna Be A Homosexualshow lyrics

  I Don't Wanna Be A Homosexual

  (Dialogue from "Female Trouble," between Edith Massey and Michael Potter)
  Aunt Ida Nelson: "Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?"
  Gator: "Oh, pretty nice."
  Aunt Ida: "I mean any nice queer boys. Did you fool with any of them?
  Gator: "Aunt Ida, you know I dig women."
  Aunt Ida: "Aw, don't tell me that."
  Gator: "Christ, let's not go through this again."
  Aunt Ida: "All those beauticans, and you don't have any boy dates?"
  Gator: "I don't want any boy dates."
  Aunt Ida: "Oh honey, I'd be so happy if you turned nally."
  Gator: "Hey, no way. I'm straight. I mean I like a lot of queers, but I don't dig their equipment, y'know? I like women."
  Aunt Ida: "But you can change. Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag, and had a nice beautician boyfriend. I'd never have to worry."
  Gator: "There ain't nothing to worry about."
  Aunt Ida: "I'm worried that you'll work in an office, get married, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life."
  Gator: "Sometimes I think you're fucking crazy. I'm real happy just the way I am."
  People are telling me that I'm missing out on the fun.
  ' Cause I don't go anywhere, and I don't meet anyone.
  But I know how rumors fly.
  When you're a lonely guy.
  And I'm here to tell you it's a lie.
  There's stange things going on at night most everywhere.
  You know those places, well you'll never see me there.
  I walk by other men.
  And I don't notice them.
  But then those rumors start again.
  So I'm gonna tell the world.
  I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
  I'm gonna find a girl.
  'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
  I guess that it's okay.
  If other guys are gay.
  But my hormones are one-directional.
  And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
  Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk.
  Is it the way I look? Is it the way I walk?
  Is it the clothes I wear,
  that make the people stare?
  Is it the way I comb my hair?
  I'm only hoping maybe there will come a day
  When I can make them understand that I'm not gay.
  But 'till that day is near,
  Iguess I'll live in fear.
  And I curse the day I pierce my ear.
  There's nothing wrong with me.
  I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
  Know what I want to be.
  And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
  Soft boys and closet queens,
  think Judy Garland's keen.
  But I don't think she's nothing special.
  And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
  (instrumental break)
  So now I'm wondering if maybe they're not right.
  'Cause I've gone all paranoid and I can't sleep at night.
  I went to see the shrink.
  What did the doctor think?
  I swear to god I saw him wink.
  I pray to God I'm wrong
  I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
  Why did I write this song
  If I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual?
  I hope it's not too late,
  for them to set me straight.
  I've got to see a real professional.
  'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual, no!
  No no no no. No no no no no no no.
  I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
  I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
  (repaeated in background)
  I don't wanna go with guys named Shamus.
  I don't wanna be rich and famous.
  I don't wanna go to a French art festival

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  Public Beatshow lyrics

  Public Beat

  Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood
  And self-gratification never felt so good
  You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love
  Just a good firm grip and a Playtex glove
  I see you standing in the corner at the high school dance
  Get out on the floor and get out of your pants
  I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
  But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands
  You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
  Doing the pubic beat
  You gotta put your inhibitions up away on the shelf
  And when the feeling starts to hit you, get a grip on yourself
  All the uptight people will be heading for the door
  But won't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
  You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
  Doing the pubic beat
  I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
  But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands
  And all the uptight people will be heading for the door
  Why don't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
  You're gonna look so sweet, so indiscreet
  With your hands on your meat, turning red as a beet
  You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat

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  I Don't Wanna Be Your Boyfriendshow lyrics

  I Don't Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

  I don't wanna be your boyfriend
  I don't wanna hold your hand
  I don't wanna get involved in
  The things that you've got planned
  You're never going to be my girlfriend
  You're never going to be my wife
  'cause i don't wanna be your boyfriend
  And i don't wanna share my life
  I don't wanna be your boyfriend
  I don't wanna make a fuss
  I don't wanna hear your friends
  Talkin' 'bout the two of us
  'cause i don't wanna call you up at night
  Before i go to bed
  And i don't wanna be your boyfriend
  You better get it through your head!
  I don't wanna wait in a record store so you can try on shoes
  I'd hate to have to open doors or pull out chairs for you
  It's great that you're so happy, but i'm a bit confused
  If fate brought us together, then why were we introduced?
  And you say that it's our anniversary!
  That thought had not occurred to me...
  The day that you and i first met is just one that i'll forget
  I think it's very plain to see
  That i don't wanna be your boyfriend
  I don't wanna met your mom
  I don't wanna be annoyed with
  The goddamn senior prom
  'cause i don't wanna be important
  'cause i could never be enough
  And i don't wanna be your boyfriend

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  Just Because You're A Girlshow lyrics

  Just Because You're A Girl

  You don’t have to pay your dues,
  Just because you’re a girl,
  You’ve got other tools to use,
  Just because you’re a girl.
  You’ve got a half way decent face,
  But you can’t even play your bass,
  That’s okay just shake those curls,
  Cause you’re a girl.
  You get help from everyone,
  Just because you’re a girl,
  What the hell have you ever done?
  Never mind you’re a girl.
  They love you out in Hollywood,
  It doesn’t mean you’re any good,
  Welcome to the cold hard world,
  It’s because you’re a girl.
  If the competitions fierce,
  Just because you’re a girl,
  Get your nose or nipple pierced,
  Just because you’re a girl.
  Pretend to be bi-sexual,
  Have secretary tangelo,
  When underneath all the beads and pearls,
  It’s because you’re a girl.
  It’s what’s between your legs that count,
  So let your braless bosom bounce,
  Sexploitation makes me wanna hurl,
  But you’re a girl.
  You’re the Queen of sweet sixteen,
  Just because you’re a girl,
  You’re in all the magazines,
  Just because you’re a girl.
  The novelty will wear off soon,
  And you’ll be back in your old room,
  Looking for another time to whirl,

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  Jerry's Kidsshow lyrics

  Jerry's Kids

  Jerry is a preacher man
  Jerry is a louse
  And Jerry owns the President,
  The Senate, and the House
  Jerry speaks the word of God
  But he don't speak for free
  He may be in love with God
  But he's in hate with me
  Oh, I'm not one of Jerry's kids
  I'm not part of his herd
  Jerry's kids are the KKK
  And Jerry is the Imperial Wizard
  Now, Jerry hates the blacks
  And Jerry hates the Jews
  Jerry hates women
  And Jerry hates you
  Jerry's kids get buttfucked
  And blown in Jerry's bed
  When Jerry's holy work is done
  They're all fucked in the head
  Oh, I'm not one of Jerry's kids
  I'm not part of his herd
  Jerry's kids are the KKK
  And Jerry is the Imperial Wizard
  Oh, no, I'm not one of Jerry's kids
  I'm not part of his herd
  Jerry's kids are the KKK

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  Janie Is A Nazishow lyrics

  Janie Is A Nazi

  Well, I think that I'm through with the girl I thought I knew
  But I guess I didn't know her well at all
  'Cause I'm getting sick of Janie's latest kick
  She's headed for her own decline and fall
  Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
  Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
  And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
  And she's out of control
  I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
  'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  Janie is a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  Janie is a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  And I don't think I can take it anymore
  Well, she still looks cute when she wears her leather boots
  But now she wants to put them through your skull
  And I miss the way things were
  'Cause I ain't bangin' her
  I'm just bangin' my head against the wall
  Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
  Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
  And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
  And she's out of control
  I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
  'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  Janie is a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  Janie is a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  And I don't think I can take it anymore
  Well, she still looks cute when she wears her leather boots
  But now she wants to put them through your skull
  And I miss the way things were
  'Cause I ain't bangin' her
  I'm just bangin' my head against the wall
  Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair
  Had swastikas and iron crosses tattooed everywhere
  And she can't concentrate on anything but hate
  And she's out of control
  I used to think I loved that girl but now I just don't know
  'Cause she's a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  Janie is a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  Janie is a nazi, nazi
  (nazi girl)
  And I don't think I can take it anymore

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  Forever Youngshow lyrics

  Forever Young

  May the good Lord be with you
  Down every road you roam
  And may sunshine and happiness
  Surround you when you're far from home
  And may you grow to be proud
  Dignified and true
  And do unto others
  As you'd have done to you
  Be courageous and be brave
  And in my heart you'll always stay
  Forever Young
  May good fortune be with you
  May your guiding light be strong
  Build a stairway to heaven
  With a prince or a vagabond
  And may you never love in vain
  And in my heart you will remain
  Forever young
  Forever young
  And forever young
  And forever Young
  And when you finally fly away
  I'll be hoping that I served you well
  For all the wisdom of a lifetime
  No one can ever tell
  But whatever road you choose
  I'm right behind you, win or lose
  Forever young
  Forever young
  Forever young
  And forever young

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  Drink Of Poisonshow lyrics

  Drink Of Poison

  Dressed to kill this thrill will be the end
  Save your side of the story
  It's just so annoying
  There's pictures in my head I can't give back
  'Cause you had to be the life of the party
  And will you not know what to say
  To the boy who gets your heart someday
  And you're used body
  With this drink of poison
  You'll choke (but my bleeding heart will ruin it all!)
  'cause I know history will repeat itself
  O.K you got me now I must confess
  This humbling experience has broughten me bliss
  So many things are just best left unsaid
  'Cause you're such a liar, You're such a good liar
  And will you not know what to say
  To the boy who gets your heart someday

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  Midwest Islandshow lyrics

  Midwest Island

  Whenever I try it feels like, the day is burning away
  Peeling back my skin wanting to give in
  Wanting to take this road straight back to nowhere again
  Did you ever know I waited my whole life
  Will you help my burn these street signs?
  Waiting for a sunny Summer day
  Did you ever know I held it all inside
  It's pointless acting like you could understand
  I'm doing the best I can to not give in
  On this midwest island is a shipwreck
  Where the walls have closed us in
  Feeling like I can't wait to drive away from here
  I feel like choking hands (of fear)
  As they grab my neck (im scared)
  But I'm not prepared to give up everything
  You're taking my breath from me

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  Looking For The Answersshow lyrics

  Looking For The Answers

  Losing track of time
  'Cause you want the world empty inside
  You know I wish you well
  Someday I hope I can stop this girl from falling faster into memories fading out
  When your lungs get tired
  Every second counts
  If you're looking for the answers
  You're asking the wrong questions
  When you finally figure it out
  I'll be waiting on your doorstep
  Will you be inspired to stay put
  While I set this dream of love on fire?
  Do you feel as if it's good for you
  To sit at home and let hate consume you
  Because you'll wish you never showed me
  How nothing really matters
  When's the last time
  You remember asking to hold me like I'm the only thing that matters?
  But it ends tonight
  No one's waiting up for you turn out the lights
  And cry yourself to sleep
  Can you feel it when the lights turn low?
  Can you feel it when your heartbeat slows?

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  More Trouble Than They're Worthshow lyrics

  More Trouble Than They're Worth

  You don’t have to pay your dues,
  Just because you’re a girl,
  You’ve got other tools to use,
  Just because you’re a girl.
  You’ve got a half way decent face,
  But you can’t even play your bass,
  That’s okay just shake those curls,
  Cause you’re a girl.
  You get help from everyone,
  Just because you’re a girl,
  What the hell have you ever done?
  Never mind you’re a girl.
  They love you out in Hollywood,
  It doesn’t mean you’re any good,
  Welcome to the cold hard world,
  It’s because you’re a girl.
  If the competitions fierce,
  Just because you’re a girl,
  Get your nose or nipple pierced,
  Just because you’re a girl.
  Pretend to be bi-sexual,
  Have secretary tangelo,
  When underneath all the beads and pearls,
  It’s because you’re a girl.
  It’s what’s between your legs that count,
  So let your braless bosom bounce,
  Sexploitation makes me wanna hurl,
  But you’re a girl.
  You’re the Queen of sweet sixteen,
  Just because you’re a girl,
  You’re in all the magazines,
  Just because you’re a girl.
  The novelty will wear off soon,
  And you’ll be back in your old room,
  Looking for another time to whirl,
  Poor little girl.

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  Destroyedshow lyrics

  Destroyed

  Well I don't wanna take you home.
  Because you're passed out on the floor.
  You found your own way to the party and you can find your own way to the door.
  You laid out in your own bed of vomit so now you can just lie there on it.
  For all I care, I don't care at all.
  I don't wanna take you home because even I'm too drunk to drive.
  I've seen this all before, don't think we'll make it home alive.
  I can feel it now, coming down on me in a real life game of monopoly.
  Go to jail! Go directly to jail!
  I don't wanna take you home, so you can way your choices now.
  Nobody at your home cares if you come back anyhow.
  So there's a rock-hard sofa in the cold garage,
  A Yellow Cab, or a black and white Dodge
  I don't wanna take, I don't wanna take you home.
  I don't wanna take you home.

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  Goodbye Goodbyeshow lyrics

  Goodbye Goodbye

  Choking on lies,
  Making the best of a bad conversation
  Your eyes dried as I tried sleeping in your bed
  To fake another smile and take with me what was mine
  While racing to you forever
  We're waking up and It's 6:00 o' clock
  Did you ever think things could be the same
  If we happened to wake up late
  Don't let go
  Don't let go
  We both know It's sad to say
  That this time it's good-bye good-bye
  Giving applause for you
  Always pointing out everyone's flaws
  And breaking what binds you
  'Cause your moving on with your life
  After tonight you said last night all alone
  I hope you change someday 4 your own good
  We're waking up and It's 6:00 o' clock
  Did you ever think things could be the same
  If we happened to wake up late

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  Knock Yer Block Off!show lyrics

  Knock Yer Block Off!

  Never thought we'd meet again
  A young wanna-be and an old has-been
  I wish I had a photo of this scene
  I've suffered through dependencies
  I still have violent tendencies
  I could sell my life to "People Magazine"
  But I don't care; I don't mind
  Just leave me alone or leave me behind
  I won't forget the way you let me down
  But I've gone underground
  So don't come any closer
  I might kick you in the nuts
  Can't place your face
  Can't stand your band
  I hate your guts
  It's just like Andy Warhol said
  Fifteen minutes and a kick in the head
  I hope you don't want sympathy from me
  There was I time I worshipped you
  But now I scrape you off my shoe
  I guess that's just the way it's meant to be
  And you didn't care, so don't pretend
  'Cause you weren't there; you weren't my friend
  In the end my only friend's a loaded gun
  And I hate everyone
  So don't come any closer
  I might kick you in the nuts
  Can't place your face
  Can't stand your band
  I hate your guts
  Don't come any closer
  Don't come any closer
  Don't come any closer
  Don't come any closer to me

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  In Loving Memory Ofshow lyrics

  In Loving Memory Of

  Will the room be filled and will anyone stand in line
  just to look down at the flowers in doubt,
  if we could ever learn to be more.
  If this is it, this is it and count me out,
  everyone is thought about.
  When your eyes closed, in your best clothes,
  will the ones you cherish be there to wish you well?
  In loving memory of.
  Will you light a candle and will you have time to grab
  some thread and a needle and reap what you sew.
  I'd sit up,I'd sit up and bleed in stereo.
  I'm so negative, what if I would be loved.
  In loving memory of.
  So if it's, SLOW MOTION!
  The words would come out and leave a bad taste in your mouth
  that reminds you of how it feels to be alive,
  then wish me well. It will start with out me
  and your can't wait its complicated is an understandement
  that I won't have time for.
  I'm saying the things I thought through because
  I don't want it to be so much of a
  surprise to those who care. I'll have a head start
  but I'll see you there.
  In loving memory of...
  So if it's, SLOW MOTION! The words would come out
  and leave a bad taste in your mouth,
  that reminds you of how it feels to be alive,
  then wish me well.
  In loving memory of. I'd sit up, I'd sit up and bleed in stereo.
  In loving memory of...I'd sit up, I'd sit up and bleed in stereo.
  In loving memory of....when the words come out and leave a bad taste in your mouth!
  So if it's, SLOW MOTION! The words would come out and leave a bad taste in your mouth
  That reminds you of how it feels to be alive, then wish me well.

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  In Essence We Are Fallingshow lyrics

  In Essence We Are Falling

  Insightful yet uninspired,
  there's magic in the air but it's stall where we are,
  you won't get anything out of me.
  'Cause, I'll never talk so who are you you've forgotten about
  the oath you took, when all alone.
  You sat through these sleepless wasted nights,
  to find another chance to fight, keep trying you'll lose control.
  I felt pain, I lost my patience.
  I heard a voice say overrated
  and by myself I figured out the truth.
  I won't stop trying till you lose control
  I'd walk straight with a blank expression
  if I thought it could get your attention
  I know all I need to bury you.
  I won't stop trying till you lose control
  Selfish celebration,
  in honor of what you have and hold on to.
  The worst might be in the way.
  Now I'll release you from these eyes
  and give you something new to hold on to alone...
  You sat through these sleepless wasted nights,
  to find another chance to fight, keep trying you'll lose control.
  I felt pain, I lost my patience,
  I heard a voice say overrated
  and by myself I figured out the truth.
  I won't stop trying till you lose control.
  I'd walk straight with a blank expression
  if I thought it could get your attention
  I know all I need to bury you.
  I won't stop trying till you lose control
  And in essence we are falling!
  You sat through these sleepless wasted nights,
  to find another chance to fight, keep trying...
  But in essence we are falling!
  You sat through these sleepless wasted nights,
  to find another chance to fight, keep trying...
  But in essence we are falling!
  I felt pain, I lost my patience,
  I heard a voice say overrated
  and by myself I figured out the truth.
  I won't stop trying till you lose control
  I'd walk straight with a blank expression
  if I thought it could get your attention
  I know all I need to bury you.
  I won't stop trying to you lose control,
  I won't stop trying to you lose control,

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  So Fucked Upshow lyrics

  So Fucked Up

  I'm so fucked up!
  Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink
  (So fucked up!)
  We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink
  (So fucked up!)
  And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
  'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse
  And I'm so fucked up that I can't see
  So fucked up that I can't think
  So fucked up, so what'll it be?
  'Cause we've got it all . . . drink, drink, drink!
  Cheap scotch and drive-in food made an asshole outta me
  (So fucked up!)
  It was almost dawn; I did a technicolor yawn on the hood of my dad's MG
  (So fucked up!)
  And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
  'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse
  And I'm so fucked up that I can't speak
  So fucked up and sick to boot
  So fucked up, my stomach's weak
  So where's the john . . . puke, puke, puke!
  And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
  'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse
  And I'm so fucked, my guts are churnin'
  So fucked up, my heart has sunk
  So fucked up, my head is burnin'
  But I can't stop . . . drink, drank, drunk!

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  Pubic Beatshow lyrics

  Pubic Beat

  Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood
  And self-gratification never felt so good
  You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love
  Just a good firm grip and a Playtex glove
  I see you standing in the corner at the high school dance
  Get out on the floor and get out of your pants
  I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
  But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands
  You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
  Doing the pubic beat
  You gotta put your inhibitions up away on the shelf
  And when the feeling starts to hit you, get a grip on yourself
  All the uptight people will be heading for the door
  But won't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
  You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
  Doing the pubic beat
  I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
  But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands
  And all the uptight people will be heading for the door
  Why don't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
  You're gonna look so sweet, so indiscreet
  With your hands on your meat, turning red as a beet
  You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
  Doing the pubic beat

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  Someone Else's Pillsshow lyrics

  Someone Else's Pills

  Why don't you swallow a handfull of someone else's pills?
  It will solve all of my problems and cure all of your ills.
  Take the little red capslues that relieve your tension.
  Take the little white tablets that prevent conception.
  Take the little black beauties that try to make ya thin.
  Wash it all down with a bottle of Gin!
  Pump your heart and hope to die, I'll lay pennies on your eyes.
  Tag your toes for all to see. D.O.A. R.S.V.P.
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  You're gonna die!
  And when you swallow a handfull of someone else's pills,
  just remember everyone who told ya that suicide kills!
  But you took a little more valuem, you took a little more speed.
  You took a little more darman, but you never could heal!
  It took a little getting used to, with everything you were on.
  Now I'm getting used to the fact that you are gone!
  Pump your arms and lay to rest.
  I'll lay lillies on your chest.
  Shake my head at your disgrace
  while they color on your face.
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  There ain't no two ways about it!

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  Anxiety Is Setting Inshow lyrics

  Anxiety Is Setting In

  It was cold and dark I seemed very
  Out of place. I felt my legs get weak
  And the alls start to shake but anxiety
  Is setting in. The leaves were growing hands
  Pulling my skin and that's when I put my hands
  Around the only thing that made sense
  We're on our own so here's the news we've been
  Set up and I caught a glimpse of what's to come
  I guess thats we should have known
  We're on our own so here's the news we've been
  Set up and I caught a glimpse of what's to come
  I guess thats we should have known
  It's so unjust it seems that I can't see
  What you see and I found the cancer still
  Alive. It's coursing through our veins.
  We'll never be the same and that's why
  I put my hands
  Around the only thing that made sense
  We're on our own so here's the news we've been
  Set up and I caught a glimpse of what's to come
  I guess thats we should have known
  We're on our own so here's the news we've been
  Set up and I caught a glimpse of what's to come
  I guess thats we should have known
  I guess that we're on our own
  We're on our own so here's the news we've been
  Set up and I caught a glimpse of what's to come
  I guess thats we should have known
  We're on our own

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  Take You Homeshow lyrics

  Take You Home

  Well I don't wanna take you home.
  Because you're passed out on the floor.
  You found your own way to the party and you can find your own way to the door.
  You laid out in your own bed of vomit so now you can just lie there on it.
  For all I care, I don't care at all.
  I don't wanna take you home because even I'm too drunk to drive.
  I've seen this all before, don't think we'll make it home alive.
  I can feel it now, coming down on me in a real life game of monopoly.
  Go to jail! Go directly to jail!
  I don't wanna take you home, so you can way your choices now.
  Nobody at your home cares if you come back anyhow.
  So there's a rock-hard sofa in the cold garage,
  A Yellow Cab, or a black and white Dodge
  I don't wanna take, I don't wanna take you home.

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  Sloppy Secondsshow lyrics

  Sloppy Seconds

  (S. Silverstein)
  I stopped 'cause there was nothing else to do
  And I thought I'd stick around for just a while
  But I warned you like the west wind, I was only blowin' through
  And no one could ever make me change my style
  'Cause I never sung no stayin' song before
  I've done them blues and good-bye tunes a thousand times or more
  And it seems a little strange that I ain't headin' for the door
  But I never sung no stayin' song, I never thought I'd stay this long, I never sung no stayin' song before
  I usually leave when all the words are said
  But with you there's always more sweet things to say
  And when my mind starts a wanderin'up that windin' road ahead
  My feet don't seem to want to walk away
  And I never sung no stayin' song before
  I've done them blues and good-bye tunes a thousand times or more
  And it seems a little strange that I ain't headin' for the door
  But I never sung no stayin' song, I never thought I'd stay this long, I never sung no stayin' song before
  Last night I heard an old freight whistle blow
  As I was sleeping warmly in your bed
  And it told me, boy it's time that you was packing up to go
  But I smiled and shook the leaving from my head
  And I never sung no stayin' song before
  I've done them blues and good-bye tunes a thousand times or more
  And it seems a little strange that I ain't headin' for the door
  But I never sung no stayin' song, I never thought I'd stay this long, I never sung no stayin' song before
  I never sung no stayin' song, I never thought I'd stay this long, I never sung no stayin' song before
  {I don't think so}
  I never sung no stayin' song, I never thought I'd stay this long...
  (c) Unknown

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  Over Exposed Photoshow lyrics

  Over Exposed Photo

  i take the blame,
  it's not the same,
  what a shame,
  future lessons for past insinuations,
  it makes sense to me,
  makes sense to me,
  i left the keys under the seat.
  if you're fueling desire,
  its the need to,
  hit the lights and,
  fuck the lier,
  when you're chewing on your words,
  you won't need to believe me.
  i know this would never stay between us,
  and that's alright cause i don't have anything to hide,
  and my only, desire is to uncover,
  the truth about me.
  say oh well and grab a hand with anyone tonight,
  but it's still life photos,
  overexposed with a footnote hanging on the wall won't stop me now.
  (it won't stop me now)
  and i'll shake this cage we call the stage,
  it's too late to be playing games,
  all i'm saying is if you don't see change,
  it's cause you haven't seen what i have seen.
  this would never stay between us,
  and that's alright cause i don't have anything to hide,
  and my only, desire is to uncover,
  the truth about me.
  say oh well and grab a hand with anyone tonight,
  but it's still life photos,

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  The First Seven Inches ...And Then Some!show lyrics

  The First Seven Inches ...And Then Some!

  Why don't you swallow a handfull of someone else's pills?
  It will solve all of my problems and cure all of your ills.
  Take the little red capslues that relieve your tension.
  Take the little white tablets that prevent conception.
  Take the little black beauties that try to make ya thin.
  Wash it all down with a bottle of Gin!
  Pump your heart and hope to die, I'll lay pennies on your eyes.
  Tag your toes for all to see. D.O.A. R.S.V.P.
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  You're gonna die!
  And when you swallow a handfull of someone else's pills,
  just remember everyone who told ya that suicide kills!
  But you took a little more valuem, you took a little more speed.
  You took a little more darman, but you never could heal!
  It took a little getting used to, with everything you were on.
  Now I'm getting used to the fact that you are gone!
  Pump your arms and lay to rest.
  I'll lay lillies on your chest.
  Shake my head at your disgrace
  while they color on your face.
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  There ain't no two ways about it!
  You're gonna die!

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  Undergroundshow lyrics

  Underground

  Never thought we'd meet again
  A young wanna-be and an old has-been
  I wish I had a photo of this scene
  I've suffered through dependencies
  I still have violent tendencies
  I could sell my life to "People Magazine"
  But I don't care; I don't mind
  Just leave me alone or leave me behind
  I won't forget the way you let me down
  But I've gone underground
  So don't come any closer
  I might kick you in the nuts
  Can't place your face
  Can't stand your band
  I hate your guts
  It's just like Andy Warhol said
  Fifteen minutes and a kick in the head
  I hope you don't want sympathy from me
  There was I time I worshipped you
  But now I scrape you off my shoe
  I guess that's just the way it's meant to be
  And you didn't care, so don't pretend
  'Cause you weren't there; you weren't my friend
  In the end my only friend's a loaded gun
  And I hate everyone
  So don't come any closer
  I might kick you in the nuts
  Can't place your face
  Can't stand your band
  I hate your guts
  Don't come any closer
  Don't come any closer
  Don't come any closer
  Don't come any closer to me

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  Blackmailshow lyrics

  Blackmail

  Well, your father's in Bermuda
  And the milkman's overjoyed
  Your maid is into bondage
  And I've got Polaroids
  And I was on the corner
  When you wrecked your mother's Porsche
  But why should I inform her
  About your poor misfortune?
  'Cause everyone has secrets
  But sometimes you get caught
  So if it's just between us
  My silence can be bought
  Blackmail . . . blackmail
  I was looking through your closet
  When I found your water bong
  Your stash of Turkish hash
  And a twelve-inch rubber dong
  And I won't tell your family
  About your last abortion
  So you can call it "bribery"
  But I prefer "extortion"
  Well, my counselor is a dealer
  And the football coach is queer
  The school nurse and the dean of boys
  Are having an affair
  And someone shot the rent-a-cop
  And I'm the only witness
  But I won't tell you who it was

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  Save Yourselfshow lyrics

  Save Yourself

  What the hell are dreams anyways?
  Mysteries, incredible body hocus-pocus
  Truth is, we still don't know what they are
  or where they come from?
  I know why I asked you to remember what they said to us
  'Cause when I try to run I just shake
  I just shake
  Don't replace my words with softly spoken phrases
  To cover my bruises and cuts
  Bruises and cuts
  But as soon as I get out of this place
  I'll do my best to keep you safe
  But if I don't make it out
  Please read this and save yourself
  I can't catch my breath for long enough to stand up to fight
  In a sense we all die
  We all die
  Everyone's a victim and I am the suspect
  The verdict is in and it's all my fault
  But as soon as I get out of this place
  I'll do my best to keep you safe
  But if I don't make it out

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  Come Back Tracishow lyrics

  Come Back Traci

  Rollin' down a backwoods, Tennessee byway, one arm on the wheel
  Holdin' my lover with the other, a sweet, soft, southern thrill
  Worked hard all week, got a little jingle, on a Tennessee Saturday night
  Couldn't feel better, I'm together with my Dixieland delight
  Spend my dollar, parked in a holler 'neath the mountain moonlight
  Hold her uptight, make a little lovin'
  A little turtle dovin' on a Mason Dixon night
  Fits my life, oh so right, my Dixieland delight
  Whitetail buck deer, munchin' on clover, redtail hawk settin' on a limb
  Chubby old groundhog, croakin' bullfrog, free as the feelin' in the wind
  Home grown country girl, gonna give me a whirl
  On a Tennessee Saturday night
  Lucky as a seven, livin' in Heaven, with my Dixieland delight
  Spend my dollar, parked in a holler 'neath the mountain moonlight
  Hold her uptight, make a little lovin'
  A little turtle dovin' on a Mason Dixon night
  Fits my life, oh so right, my Dixieland delight
  Spend my dollar, parked in a holler 'neath the mountain moonlight
  Hold her uptight, make a little lovin'
  A little turtle dovin' on a Mason Dixon night
  Fits my life, oh so right, my Dixieland delight
  Rollin' down a backwoods, Tennessee byway, one arm on the wheel

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  The Pop My Dick Songshow lyrics

  The Pop My Dick Song

  Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick
  Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick
  Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick
  Pop my dick, you son of a bitch!

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  Act Like You're Listening, Till It's Your Turn To Talkshow lyrics

  Act Like You're Listening, Till It's Your Turn To Talk

  Are you ashamed?
  Bite your lip and see if you feel anything
  I need you to hear what I have to say
  It's because of you I cant be who I always wished to be
  I don't want to tell the truth
  But I've got to let you know
  I can't think of any way better than this note
  So I'll state the obvious and then I'll make a toast
  To the times we shared and getting out alive
  I have been dying to cut you off and set the story straight
  I have been trying to leave a mark and hope to god it stays
  I don't want to tell the truth
  But I've got to let you know
  I can't think of any way better than this note
  So I'll state the obvious and then I'll make a toast

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  Time Bombshow lyrics

  Time Bomb

  I got a time bomb
  And it's ready to blow
  I got a time bomb
  Just like I told you before
  You think you'll run away
  And live to fight another day
  But what do you think you're running from?
  I got a chainsaw
  All shiny and new
  I got a chainsaw
  And I'm looking for you
  You used to fool around
  And try to make me look the clown
  But who do you think you're fooling now?
  I got a time bomb
  And it's ready to blow
  I got a chainsaw
  And it's rarin' to go
  You're begging on your knees, now
  "Dear God, don't kill me, please!"

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  The Horror Of Party Beachshow lyrics

  The Horror Of Party Beach

  Hey, hey, hey!
  Hey, hey, hey!
  Welcome to Party Beach
  Drag races in the street
  They haul that toxic waste offshore
  And they throw it overboard
  It falls into a sunken hull
  And spills onto a human skull
  So run like hell for all you're worth
  'Cause monsters walk the earth
  You only came here for the sun
  But now there's nowhere left to run
  And danger is never out of reach
  Whoooaaa... on Party Beach!
  Hey, hey, hey!
  Hey, hey, hey!
  The girls are fading fast
  'Cause they all turned into monster mash
  Can't sing, can't dance, can't surf
  'Cause monsters walk the earth
  All the kids down on the bay
  Gotta try to find a way
  To stop this pandemonium
  We're gonna blow 'em up with sodium
  You know there's nowhere left to hide
  They'll only go out with the tide
  But danger is never out of reach
  Whoooaaa... on Party Beach!
  Hey, hey, hey!
  Hey, hey, hey!
  The girls are fading fast
  'Cause they all turned into monster mash
  Can't sing, can't dance, can't surf
  'Cause monsters walk the earth
  All the kids down on the bay
  Gotta try to find a way
  To stop this pandemonium
  We're gonna blow 'em up with sodium
  You know there's nowhere left to hide
  They'll only go out with the tide
  And danger is never out of reach
  Whoooaaa... on Party Beach!
  The Horror of Party Beach
  The Horror of Party Beach
  The Horror of Party Beach

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  Why Don't Lesbians Love Me?show lyrics

  Why Don't Lesbians Love Me?

  I love lesbians more than anyone
  So why don't lesbians love me?
  I want lesbians, each and every one
  So why don't lesbians want me?
  It turns me on the way
  They all wear sexy lingerie
  And string bikinis everywhere they go
  But they don't let me watch
  As they explore each other's crotch
  The way they do on video
  Oh, I love lesbians more than anyone
  So why don't lesbians love me?
  And I want lesbians, each and every one
  So why don't lesbians want me?
  It's strange that anyone
  Would wonder why a lesbian
  Will always be a great athlete
  There ain't no mystery
  At least as far as I can see
  'Cause what they are is what they eat
  Yeah, I love lesbians more than anyone
  So why don't lesbians love me?
  Some of them are vampires
  And some of them teach gym
  Some are topless dancers
  But all of them are slim
  Some are into leather
  And some write poetry
  They make love together
  Just to fuel my fantasy
  'Cause I love lesbians more than anyone
  So why don't lesbians
  Why don't lesbians
  Why don't lesbians love me?
  Why don't lesbians love me?
  Why don't lesbians love me?

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  You Got A Great Body, But Your Record Collection Sucksshow lyrics

  You Got A Great Body, But Your Record Collection Sucks

  I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer
  And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here
  You're lying there half naked
  But these tunes you're playing just won't make it
  You got a great body, but your record collection sucks
  You got every Tom Cruise film soundtrack ever made
  They might get you off, but they ain't gonna get you laid
  Modern country and gangsta rap
  And what's with all this New Age crap?
  You got a great body, but your record collection sucks
  I'm afraid that I'll never learn to live
  With what you call "alternative"
  Unplugged albums and charity projects
  And bands named for inanimate objects
  But I gotta go now 'cause you just put on "The Wall"
  Don't try to phone 'cause I won't return the call
  I could never fall in love
  With a member of a record club
  You got a great body, but your record collection sucks
  I'm afraid that I'll never learn to live
  With what you call "alternative"
  All your unplugged albums and charity projects
  And bands named for inanimate objects
  "All the great love songs that only two can share
  On one CD for the first time anywhere"
  You can save 'em for another guy
  "Operators are standing by"

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  Your Sistershow lyrics

  Your Sister

  hey man, i kinda like your sister (yeah yeah yeah)
  hey man, i hope thats cool.
  hey man, i'm gonna lose my mind
  every single time i find your sister,
  suntannin by the pool.
  hey man, i wanna see her naked (yeah yeah yeah)
  hey man, i'm always in her room
  all alone when no ones there,
  goin through her underwear
  and hey man, i gotta see her soon.
  hey man, i wanna get her pregnant (yeah yeah yeah)
  hey man, how can i resist her (resist her)
  the day i give her a wedding band,
  are you gonna be my best man?
  and hey man, i kinda like your sister
  i kinda like your sister
  i kinda like your sister
  i kinda like her!

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  Yuppiesshow lyrics

  Yuppies

  They're thirty-nine years old
  They're worth their weight in gold
  They work in busy offices I hope to God will fold
  They hated Vietnam
  They love the neutron bomb
  And they're your next door neighbors and your father and your mom
  They're the yuppies
  Yup yup yup
  They were hippies
  But they grew up
  They love money
  Do re mi
  They're the Class of '63
  You know what else?
  They swing to the right
  They live in Jackson Heights
  They watch "St. Elsewhere," "Hill Street Blues," and "Dynasty" at night
  But when the workday's done
  They want to have some fun
  So they go out to discos and pretend they're twenty-one
  But they're not!
  They're the yuppies
  Yup yup yup
  They were hippies
  But they grew up
  They love money
  Do re mi
  They're the Class of '63
  Yup yup yup
  Yup yup yup
  Yup yup yup
  Yup yup yup
  I tell you
  They're an ugly lot
  Who think they're pretty hot
  They know exactly where they were when Kennedy was shot
  But when they hit the skids
  They really flip their lids
  They sink a few martinis and go home and beat the kids
  They're the yuppies
  Yup yup yup
  They were hippies
  But they grew up
  They love money
  Do re mi
  They're the Class of '63

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  Live: No Time for Tuningshow lyrics

  Live: No Time for Tuning

  hey man, i kinda like your sister (yeah yeah yeah)
  hey man, i hope thats cool.
  hey man, i'm gonna lose my mind
  every single time i find your sister,
  suntannin by the pool.
  hey man, i wanna see her naked (yeah yeah yeah)
  hey man, i'm always in her room
  all alone when no ones there,
  goin through her underwear
  and hey man, i gotta see her soon.
  hey man, i wanna get her pregnant (yeah yeah yeah)
  hey man, how can i resist her (resist her)
  the day i give her a wedding band,
  are you gonna be my best man?
  and hey man, i kinda like your sister
  i kinda like your sister
  i kinda like your sister
  i kinda like her!

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  Let's Kill The Trendyshow lyrics

  Let's Kill The Trendy

  You've seen them in the malls
  A bunch of kewpie dolls
  You've seen them in the halls at school
  They just wanna dig the rave
  I just wanna dig their grave
  And plant 'em somewhere near the pool
  C'mon, it's time
  To the kill the trendy
  Everybody knows they deserve it
  It's not a crime to kill the trendy
  Everybody knows they're full of . . .
  They're only on your side
  When they can bum a ride
  Until you start to slide and slip
  They'll all jump overboard
  And then they'll cut the cord
  And let you go down with the ship
  That's why I want
  To kill the trendy
  Everybody knows they deserve it
  It's not a crime to kill the trendy
  Everybody knows they're full of . . .
  Don't talk to strangers
  With pocket pagers
  They're just a danger to your brain
  Just look at all the fools
  Who followed all the rules
  And let the world go down the drain
  C'mon, it's time
  To the kill the trendy
  Everybody knows they deserve it
  It's not a crime to kill the trendy
  Everybody knows they're full of . . .
  C'mon, it's time
  To the kill the trendy
  Everybody knows they deserve it
  It's not a crime to kill the trendy
  Everybody knows they're full of . . . (KILL THE TRENDY!)
  Everybody knows they're full of . . . (KILL THE TRENDY!)
  Everybody knows they're full of . . . (KILL THE TRENDY!)

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  Black Rosesshow lyrics

  Black Roses

  So you were late
  But you never told me you were
  You didn't want to say
  Till you were sure
  But that song and dance
  Won't work no more
  Because you got no rhythm
  To save your soul
  I don't care how much it hurts
  So you can tell it
  To the Roman Catholic Church
  I don't run away
  From my mistakes
  But this is one, honey,
  That I didn't make
  And I can't catch you
  And I can't get you
  But I can't let you catch me
  Oh no, you can't catch me
  And you never will
  So you can plant black roses
  In your window sill
  I'll be free
  And you'll be suicidal
  While you press black roses
  In your family Bible
  So now it's all
  Left up to your discretion
  And you can spill your guts
  In your next confession
  Lift your eyes up to the sky
  Give 'em ten Hail Marys
  For one white lie
  Your mother always said
  I would bring you down
  If she could only see you now
  Clinging tight to your rosary
  Saying, "This wasn't how
  It was supposed to be . . ."
  Forget about a snow-white
  Wedding gown
  And you can toss black roses
  In a hole in the ground
  Roses are red, roses are black
  Tell your mother what you did
  And give her a heart attack
  Someday when I'm cold and dead
  You're gonna find black roses

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  Antidote For Ironyshow lyrics

  Antidote For Irony

  The antidote for irony
  Set safe, far away from you
  I heard you say just this one time
  So I guess I'll, just sit down and see for myself
  I'll go where you take me
  And go feel the lies go burn your eyes
  And I'll wait 'til you say please
  You said this counts for so much more
  Wait 'til tonight
  You'll see exactly what I've seen and can't believe
  I'll lie at birth, what it was
  To find a way to kill the pain
  Put down, put down the loaded gun
  Or point it straight between my eyes
  'Cause you can't fight fair tonight
  With words that cut like knives
  (And I want) To see you do the things you never do
  (And I want) To feel your skin but now the ceiling spins in the room get cold
  I'll go where you take me
  You feel the lies cover their eyes
  And I'll wait 'til you say please
  You said this counts for so much more
  Wait 'til tonight
  You'll see exactly what I've seen and can't believe
  I'll lie at birth,what it was
  To find a way to kill the pain
  Put down, put down the loaded gun
  Or point it straight between my eyes
  'Cause you can't fight fair tonight
  With words that cut like knives
  Put down, put down the loaded gun
  Or point it straight between my eyes
  'Cause you can't fight fair tonight
  With words that cut like knives
  The day will come and it kills me
  That the thing that I gave you
  Will take you away from here
  I need a chance to catch my breath
  I know the only thing that can take away our fear
  Put down, put down the loaded gun
  Or point it straight between my eyes
  Put down, put down the loaded gun
  Or point it straight between my eyes
  'Cause you can't fight fair tonight
  With words that cut like knives
  Put down, put down the loaded gun
  Or point it straight between my eyes
  'Cause you can't fight fair tonight

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  The Mighty Heroesshow lyrics

  The Mighty Heroes

  I don't believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal
  But I believe in Buford P.; I believe in "Walking Tall"
  What ever happened to the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew?
  Where is the Mean Machine, Bruce Lee, and David Carradine?
  I know I've said it all before, but I want more
  The Mighty Heroes
  Do you believe in Freddy Krueger 'cause he takes so many lives?
  Well, I believe in showmanship; I believe in Doctor Phibes
  Why do you waste your time on "Halloween Part XXIX"?
  And what more could you want than "Planet Earth" and Dylan Hunt?
  I know I've said it all before, but I want more
  The Mighty Heroes
  Though I walk through the Valley of Death, I fear no evil
  For I believe in Billy Jack; I believe in Evel Knievel
  Don't believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal
  But I believe in Jonathan E.; I believe in "Rollerball"
  I know I've said it all before, but I want more
  The Mighty Heroes
  Take back your Sly Stallones, and I'll take Cleopatra Jones
  I found the world ain't how it looks, and I learned it all from comic books
  I know I've said it all before, but I want more
  The Mighty Heroes

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  Slipping Awayshow lyrics

  Slipping Away

  So here we are again my so called friend
  On the count of three go ahead and burn this bridge
  As we look over we'll discover
  We're slowly getting closer to the edge
  Can you feel it all? (slipping away)
  Can you feel the ground? (giving away)
  So here we are 'till you lose control
  I hope you're on your own when it starts to slip
  I won't fake this for another wasted
  Chance to be the last person to know
  'Cause I'm finding out nothing's a secret now
  So this message is ready to be sent
  So here we are 'till you lose control

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  If I Had A Womanshow lyrics

  If I Had A Woman

  She's got the personality of Darth Vader
  And the mentality of a sixth grader
  I better get her now, while I still hate her
  The way I hated you
  While she still just a hole to crawl into
  And I've still got my pride
  But if I had a woman
  If I had a woman that I could abuse
  If I had a woman that I could cruel to
  Wish I had a woman that I could refuse
  And then I guess that I'd be satisfied
  Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs?
  And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg?
  I better get her now before I have to beg
  The way I did before
  While I'll still take any port in a storm
  And I've still got my pride
  But if I had a woman
  If I had a woman that I could annoy
  If I had a woman to take all the lashes
  I wish I had a woman that I could destroy
  'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied
  Oh God, somebody send me a woman
  'Cause I need a woman that I can despise
  I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb
  I need a woman to listen to lies
  And then I guess that I'll be satisfied
  Satisfied

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  The Queen Of Outer Spaceshow lyrics

  The Queen Of Outer Space

  Crawling from the wreckage
  walking through the wasteland
  searching for a sign of life
  another lonely spaceman
  Jet pack of my back
  helmet on my head
  laser in my shoulder holster
  then somebody said
  Do not move, do not run
  do not reach for your ray gun
  turn and face the queen of outer space
  She was tall
  She was green
  She was penthouse magazine
  Pure and chaste
  the queen of outer space
  she led me to titania
  she took me to her chamber
  she said i was now a guest
  and i was out of danger
  knee boots on her legs
  hands upone her hips
  sweet nothings flowing
  from those lucious lips
  Do not move, do not run
  do not reach for your ray gun
  turn and face the queen of outer space
  She was sleek
  she was blessed
  she had three enormous breast
  in my face
  the queen of outer space
  Do not move, do not run
  do not reach for your ray gun
  turn and face the queen of outer space
  lead me on
  through your door
  where no man has gone before...

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  Sloppy Secondsshow lyrics

  Sloppy Seconds

  She screams as I force myself inside of her.
  Bite your fucking lip, bite your lip,
  Bite your lip you fucking bitch, bite your life, you whore.
  It's one kiss to me, I am the seed of beauty to be.
  This is her excuse to me. I just want to see if I like it.
  Bite your life whore, the lights are ready.
  Smile for the camera cunt.

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  I Want 'Em Deadshow lyrics

  I Want 'Em Dead

  I took my car in to get it fixed
  And i give the keys to some teethless hick
  Who picks his nose and spits
  I want him dead!
  And later on i go to shop for clothes
  And the sales clerk strikes a snotty pose
  "Can i help you with those?"
  I want him dead!
  And every time i see that stuck up topless dancer
  I only want her to grow old and die of cancer
  Cause i wanna set a bonfire in her hair
  See her fry in the electric chair
  Cause that's how much i care
  I want her dead!
  And i ask myself well how can it be right
  To wish these awful deaths on people day and night
  But when i ask why that's the way that it must be
  I only tell myself 'well better them than me'.
  Cause it's not that i'm such an awful guy
  Don't ask me cause i don't know why
  But certain people must die
  I want 'em dead!
  Yeah, I wish they'd take a leap from a windowsill,
  Or overdose on sleeping pills
  Curiosity kills
  I want 'em dead!
  Everyone who's afraid to dance
  And everyone who wears panters' pants
  And the whole nation of France
  I want 'em dead!
  You better take a dive on a live grenade
  Or slit your throat with a razor blade
  I wish you'd all get aids
  I want 'em dead!
  Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  They got a go
  They got a go
  They got a go
  I want 'em dead!
  And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  Don't know why they got a die
  But i want them dead!
  De-de-de-dead
  Dead
  Dead
  Dead
  I want 'em dead

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  You Asked "Where Are We Know"?show lyrics

  You Asked "Where Are We Know"?

  One flick of the wrist I'll throw this cigarette aside and lie here still
  and hold my breathe so you won't see
  or ask where are we now, WE ARE EXACTLY NOWHERE!
  And it's not about denial. Sharpening my words to make an impact.
  I'm so close!
  I'm waiting for someone to watch me fall asleep
  so I can dream to night turn out the lights,
  I'm pulling myself down, I can't stop feeling like happy endings are out of style now.
  I'm struggling to bury deep inside secrets of my life
  in choices I've been left with today I'm making up for lost times.
  You asked where are we are we now, we are exactly nowhere
  and it's not about denial. Sharpening my words to make an impact.
  I'm so close!
  I'm waiting for someone to watch me fall asleep
  so I can dream to night turn out the lights,
  I'm pulling myself down, I can't stop feeling like happy endings are out of style now.
  You asked where are we now!
  WE ARE EXACTLY IN NOWHERE, NOWHERE!
  I'm so close!
  I'm waiting for someone to watch me fall asleep
  so I can dream to night turn out the lights,

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  Lonely Christmasshow lyrics

  Lonely Christmas

  The snow is falling down.
  the temperature is dropping.
  The lights light up the town
  and everyone is Christmas shopping.
  But I'm lost in the crowd,
  oh why can't I remember
  the reason I'm so down
  and why this happens to me every cold December?
  It's a feeling that I just can't dismiss
  I'm gonna spend a lonely Christmas,
  sitting here and staring back at my TV.
  A Miracle On 34rth Street
  on the all-night TV repeat,
  just Bob Hope and Santa Claus and me.
  Those conversations I can't stand
  Cause I know what they're gonna say,
  "Tell us all your Christmas plans."
  When they know I'll be home for the holidays...
  So why can't they mind their own business?
  I'm gonna spend a lonely Christmas
  sitting in my living room.
  For all they know I might have family,
  friends and neighbors, Christmas cards and wrapping paper
  trimmings on the tree and mistletoe.
  But they can't hurt me anymore
  if I won't share their Christmas spirit.
  They won't hang holly at my door,
  They won't sing carols, won't come knocking,
  won't come near it.
  So why can't they mind their own business?
  I'm gonna spend a lonely Christmas
  Sitting in my living room but that's ok.
  I don't need no one else, I got my
  microwave and a turkey pot-pie...
  just another lonely Christmas day
  just another lonely Christmas day
  whoa oh oh oh oh oh
  just another lonely Christmas day, hey hey hey

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  The Burden

  Is it necessary to try to carry this burden alone.
  If it were any other day I would stay to satisfy
  the urge for hope! But its dead, I'm running away.
  It's so real, he said to the man with time on his hands.
  I don't think your ready,
  and I don't think I am ready to know.
  It's so real, he said to the man with time on his hands.
  I don't think your ready to go,
  and I don't think I am ready to know.
  Is it necessary to leave us all behind.
  In the smoke filled room my eyes will dry with the world on my shoulders.
  Waiting for light to show a path cause I can't do this by myself,
  do this by myself!
  It's so real, he said to the man with time on his hands.
  I don't think your ready,
  and I don't think I am ready to know.
  It's so real, he said to the man with time on his hands.

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  Smashed Again

  Doin' a little drinking at my favorite bar
  Got so smashed I couldn't drive my car
  Got the phone and called me a cab
  Got thrown out, and couldn't pay my tab
  Nowhere to go, no cash to spend
  Don't know why I'm smashed again...
  Wake up in a puddle of booze
  And crawl through the mountain of human refuse
  In the kitchen, I piss in the sink
  Open the fridge, and I reach for a drink
  Clock on the wall says 1: 00 pm
  Don't know why I'm smashed again...
  Don't know why I'm smashed again
  Cant believe this mess I'm in
  Johnny Walker's my best friend
  Don't know why I'm smashed again
  My girlfriend threw me out in the street
  And now I'm layin on the cold concrete
  Four a.m. there's a knock at your door
  "ooh, let me sleep on your living room floor!"
  That's what you get for being my friend
  Don't know why I'm smashed again...
  I was born with a drink in my hand,
  My feet on the ground, and my head in the sand
  Scotch whiskey, rum, and beer
  That the only reason I'm here
  Looks like another lost weekend
  That's why I'm smashed again...
  That's why I'm smashed again
  That's why I'm smashed again
  That's why I'm smashed again
  That's why I'm smashed again