Plot
New York gangster Ben 'Bugsy' Siegel takes a brief business trip to Los Angeles. A sharp-dressing womaniser with a foul temper, Siegel doesn't hesitate to kill or maim anyone crossing him. In L.A. the life, the movies, and most of all strong-willed Virginia Hill detain him while his family wait back home. Then a trip to a run-down gambling joint at a spot in the desert known as Las Vegas gives him his big idea.
Keywords: 1940s, actress, anti-semitism, barking-like-a-dog, based-on-book, based-on-true-story, beating, betrayal, birthday-party, black-comedy
Glamour Was The Disguise.
"Bugsy" Siegel: Meyer, we have known each other since we were too young to fuck.
"Bugsy" Siegel: Twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet.
"Bugsy" Siegel: Got a light?::Virginia: The way you were looking at me, I thought you were going to ask for something more interesting.::"Bugsy" Siegel: Like what?::Virginia: Use your imagination.::"Bugsy" Siegel: I'm using it.::Virginia: ...Let me know when you're finished.
"Bugsy" Siegel: You thought you could steal from ME?
Cab Driver: That's Bugsy Siegel's house.::Harry Greenberg: He doesn't like that name.::Cab Driver: Everybody calls him that.::Harry Greenberg: Not to his face, they don't.
"Bugsy" Siegel: Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while.
Virginia: Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?
Mickey Cohen: Hey, this conversation is beneath me.
"Bugsy" Siegel: Joey, listen. I think you owe both of us an apology for the name that you called Virginia.::Joey Adonis: Yeah? Well, you can suck that apology right out of my dick.::"Bugsy" Siegel: Joey, what words to say. Put it out, then. All right, you know what? I'll pull mine out first. Watch. Here we go...::"Bugsy" Siegel: [unzips pants, then punches Joey in the face and beats him severely, then stops] Joey, can ya hear me? You're lucky I didn't have a lot to drink tonight. Your apology is accepted.
Virginia: Do you always talk this much before you do it?::"Bugsy" Siegel: I only talk this much before I kill someone. [they kiss]
Plot
The lives of three lovable and charming losers and their bartender are intertwined by the intervention of four guardian angels trying to get their boss to give them raises and get them into heaven while the Devil conspires with her assistant in this off beat supernatural romantic comedy.
Keywords: angel, artwork, dark-comedy, doomed-romance, landscape, literature, loser-love, mad-love, magic-kiss, new-mexico
An offbeat romantic fantasy comedy
Ralph Rudy: I like losers, they make me feel better.
Plot
When a routine money drop goes awry, Big Jim Cartoni decides to do the unthinkable: get out of the mob. Acting on his dream of opening his own club and going legit, he's foiled at every turn by lifelong nemesis, Joey Moran, all the while hoping his boss doesn't find out about the club until it's a success. With the city of Chicago as its' backdrop, follow the story of one man who tries to beat the odds without ever having to fix the numbers.
Keywords: chicago-illinois, gangster, independent-film, mob
Once you're in...you can't get out.
You lose what you got, then come judge me.
The Music Business Can Be Murder
Plot
Claudia has lived all her life in a small, seaside, blue-collar town, hanging out with the same group of friends since grade school. Now she's waiting tables in a greasy spoon to help support her mother. After three years together, her live-in boyfriend, Michael, is eager to tie the knot. Their life together is comfortable and Michael loves her. But Claudia has dreams of life beyond her home town and is afraid that if she marries now, she'll never realize them. Claudia's sister Kelly lives with her mother and struggles with good humor to care for her fatherless baby. Their mother hasn't left the house since Claudia's dad walked out on the family six months ago. No one understands why Claudia sympathizes with her renegade father, like him, she has a wild, restless streak and longs for more. But she can't quite put her finger on what it is she wants. So when her old flame, Charlie, returns from out west, she begins to wonder... maybe he's the answer.
Keywords: directed-by-star, family-abandonment, friendship, gas-station, love-triangle, old-flame, small-town, waitress, written-and-directed-by-cast-member
How can you not fit in... in your own hometown?
The past is always closer than you think.
Kid: Hey, nice car.::Michael: Yeah, keep your hands off of it you scumbags.
Mrs. Ryan: So is this a funny little visit, or are you home for good?::Charlie Ryan: Nah, don't worry. Don't worry. It's just a little visit.::Mrs. Ryan: Yeah? What happened? Fired again?::Charlie Ryan: No. No, this time... this time I quit.::Mrs. Ryan: [sarcastic] Oh? Good for you.
Michael: This guy's a mutt, he's always been a mutt. He's probably still trying to bang any skank he can get his hands on.
Mrs. Ryan: Listen, I'm not gonna stand for any of your bullshit this time, Charles. The last three years have been very peaceful here without you, so you act like an adult or you're out on your ass, understand?
Goldie: [about Charlie being back in town] I'll go by his house tomorrow morning after work. I'll go see him. Mike, you come by with me.::Michael: Look fine, you want me to tell him, I'll tell him, alright? You happy now you little pain-in-the-ass [playfully throws a fake punch]::Goldie: I just think it's the right thing.::Michael: Congratulations, Huck Finn!
Claudia: It's not like I'm gonna be here forever.
Michael: You gonna invite me in or are we gonna freeze our asses off?
Charlie Ryan: Whatever happened to all that stuff you said you were gonna do? Remember what I used to call you? Cloud-ia? 'Cause you always had your head in the clouds, always talking about getting outta here, seeing some of the world... I mean, what happened to that girl?::Claudia: I was eighteen years old and I grew up, that's what happened.
Claudia: So what's going on, Kelly? Anything?::Kelly: Same shit, different day.
Michael: Where is it written you gotta be happy all the time?
Plot
After the death of his older brother, Giuseppe "The Guppy" Calzone (Kevin McDonald) becomes head of the Calzone Mob Family. His aging father (Dom DeLuise) knows his son is not cut out for the job, so he sends him to "Mafia University." The head of a rival Mafia Family (Rodney Dangerfield) sees this an opportunity to strike and bring the Calzone Family to its knees. Surrounded by danger, double-crossing and pasta, THE GODSON proves that some wise guys just aren't so smart.
Keywords: attempted-murder, buried-alive, chainsaw, crime-boss, family-relationships, flatulence, fundraiser, gangster, hollywood-sign, independent-film
Some wise guys aren't so smart!
'Guppy' Calzone: If this is about the other night... I just wanted to see how pantyhose would look on me.
Plot
A gangster movie where all the gangsters are played by children. Instead of real bullets they use "splurge guns" that cover the victim in cream. The story tells of the rise of "Bugsy Malone" and the battle for power between "Fat Sam" and "Dandy Dan".
Keywords: 1930s, all-child-cast, audition, backstage, barber-shop, barbershop, bootlegging, boxing, boxing-gym, car-accident
Every year brings a great movie. Every decade a great movie musical!
Tallulah: I like my men at my feet.
Dandy Dan: Okay fellas, this is our moment. Keep a cool head and keep those fingers pumpin', 'cause remember, it's history you'll be writin'.
Bugsy Malone: Have you eaten?::Blousey Brown: Ever since I was a kid.::Bugsy Malone: Then how come you're so skinny, wisey?::Blousey Brown: Because I watch my weight.::Bugsy Malone: Yeah, I do that when I'm broke too.
Bronx Charlie: Your name Robinson?::Roxy Robinson: [nods nervously]::Shoulders: Roxy Robinson?::Roxy Robinson: [nods nervously again]::Benny Lee: You work for Fat Sam?::Roxy Robinson: [nods once final time before being splurged to death]
[first lines]::Fat Sam: Someone once said, "If it was raining brains, Roxy Robinson wouldn't even get wet." Roxy had spent his whole life making two and two into five, but he could smell trouble like other people could smell gas. But believe you's me, he should've never taken that blind alley by the side of Parido's Bakery. Whatever game it was everybody was playing, sure as eggs is eggs, Roxy the Weasel had been scrambled.
Fat Sam: [as the speakeasy is closing down for the night and everyone is leaving] Tallulah! How much longer you want us to wait?::Tallulah: [sweetly yet slightly sarcastically] Coming honey, you don't want me to look a mess, do you sweetheart?::Fat Sam: Snap it up, will ya?::Tallulah: Put your flaps down tiger or else you'll take off.::Fat Sam: [annoyed] You spend more time prettying yourself up then there is time in the day!::Tallulah: [pointedly] Listen honey, if I didn't look this good, you wouldn't give me the time of day.::Fat Sam: [rejectedly] I'll see you in the car!
Fat Sam: [becoming aggravated as Knuckles is cracking his knuckles repeatedly] Don't do that, Knuckles!::Knuckles: It's how I got my name, boss.::Fat Sam: Well knock it off or else change your name!
Reporter 1: Have you located the splurge gun yet, sir?::O'Dreary: I'm afraid I can't answer that.::Reporter 1: You're not at liberty to say?::O'Dreary: [annoyed] No, I don't know the answer.::Reporter 2: Do you know where the guns are coming from, Lieutenant?::O'Dreary: Eh, I'm not at liberty to say. You'll have to ask Captain Smolsky that question.
Bugsy Malone: [noting the solemn look on Matt the Barman's face] You know what, you look like you put your face on backwards this morning.::Matt The Barman: You've got too much mouth, mack.::Bugsy Malone: So, tell my dentist.
Bugsy Malone: Me and Fat Sam, we're like this. [crosses fingers]::Blousey Brown: You mean you're real good friends?::Bugsy Malone: [shakes head] Nah, it's just that every time I see him, I cross my fingers, and hope he won't hit me.
Plot
Detectives Dick Williams and Andy McAllister find themselves trying to solve several crimes at an isolated mentally-ill hospital, where the patients range from slightly daffy to criminally insane, and they don't know which is which. A gang is out to steal a fortune inherited by one of the patients and, before Dick and Andy solve the case, several patients are transferred to the cemetery. And 'tiddlie-winks" are indeed involved.
Keywords: 1940s, alias, b-movie, california, chase, clue, cross-dresser, cross-dressing, detective, doctor
Bugsy is a 1991 American crime-drama film which tells the story of mobster Bugsy Siegel. It stars Warren Beatty, Annette Bening, Harvey Keitel, Ben Kingsley, Elliott Gould, Joe Mantegna, Bebe Neuwirth, and Bill Graham.
The movie was written by James Toback from research material by Dean Jennings (1967 book We only Kill Each Other). It was directed by Barry Levinson.
There is a Director's Cut released on DVD, containing an additional 13 minutes not seen in the theatrical version.
Gangster Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel (Warren Beatty), who works for the New York mob, goes to California and instantly falls in love with Virginia Hill (Annette Bening), a Hollywood starlet. The two meet for the first time, when Ben visits his friend, the actor George Raft, on a movie-studio set. He buys a house in Beverly Hills from opera singer Lawrence Tibbett, planning to stay while his wife and two daughters remain in the New York suburb of Scarsdale.
As a representative for his associates Meyer Lansky and Charlie Luciano, Siegel is in California to muscle control of betting parlors away from Los Angeles gangster Jack Dragna. Mickey Cohen robs Dragna's office one day, and is confronted by Siegel. Dragna claimed losses of $56,000; Cohen admits to robbing $42,000. Siegel theorizes he should be in business with the guy that did the robbery, not the guy that got robbed. Mickey Cohen is put in charge of the betting casinos; Jack Dragna is forced to admit to a raging Ben, that Jack stole $14,000 from the New York Associates, and is told he now answers to Cohen.
Bugsy
Oooh she act a fool on the dick
Vixen ent
Ash b
Niestar
Monai and
Bugys on the beat bitch
Now get sick with it
Bugys on the beat bitch
And do a split with it
[Ash B:]
On a dick I get sick with it
Let you hit to get a dick
They love the way my pussy grip it
Everyday you wanna stick it
I'm a make you wanna lick it
I'm a freak I admit it
Use a nigga for his dick I don't catch no fuckin feelings
And I'm a ride you like a cadi while you pullin on my hair got me callin you daddy
Daddy poke my back out have me feelin like a granny
Baby have me feelin fly like I'm fuckin peter pan
Uh ash b gone throw it back
Have me biting on the pillow while you hit it from the back
Pussy better then crack I know how to throw back
Have you munchin on the pussy like a mid night snack
Ooh I act a fool on the dick do a motherfuckin split
Boy my pussy is the shit every nigga want to hit
And he wanna fuck me good he gone make my booty bigger everytime I come out the hood
[Chorus:]
Ayyy
Ooh she act a fool on a dick
Aaayy
Fool on a dick, fool on a dick
She act a fool on a dick [x3]
Now get sick with it
And do a split with it [x3]
[Niestarr:]
I'm so sick on the dick it's like I got a cold
Hit it from the back and make me breath through my nose
{I froze} from a overdose of the dick
I never been a weak bitch
Straight drop had to admit it
And his head game poppin as if he tryin to tease the pussy
And I swear you gonna miss it
Hittin him with the trick bust splits on his shit
He said he never had bomb head
So I had to introduce him
Like hi dick say my name is throat
And you go so far you may touch my toe
And he gives good brain it's insane
I call him dun murder it
Cause he done murder my shit
He dun whipped the shit
My lips feign for his kiss
Not the one on my face
But the face becomes one with
Call him every time I need it
When I'm feigning gotta have it
It's a habit
Boy just grab it
Yea I asked for it
[Chorus]
[Monai:]
I ride you like a cawashci
Beat it up like rocky
He can blow my pussy like joe I call you poppy
When I bend I spill r-u-n
Roller coaster ride make your fuckin head spin
Fuck down choke up on a dick dats whirlwind
We flippin like pancakes
Breakfast in bed
Breakfast in bed equals breakfast and head
Fuck a red-bone nigga till his face turn red
When heaven can't spread dat means my legs
I'm a fool on a dick I throw a arch in my bag
While you doin doggy style while you hittin it from the back
I'll do water works just to make it climax
My pussy super wet it goes split splat
I don't rock skinny jeans cause my pussy so fat
If your dick real good I'll throw your name on the track
No opponent in the bed I'm the baddest in th west
[Chorus]
I act a fool on a dick
Doing motherfuckin tricks
Bustin motherfuckin splits
Now a nigga on me [x2]
Throw a arch in my back