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Being aware of a single shortcoming within yourself is far more useful than being aware of a thousand in someone else.
Aretha Franklin just sang 'Happy Birthday' to me and it will take me decades to recover. #goals
Let's replace the 💯 emoji with a 99% because I'm not 💯 percent sure about anything
Got a few minutes for a little Q&A with the best fans in the world! Send in your questions #12s!
Been home a week. Bottoms of feet a little sore but otherwise the body has adapted incredibly quick. Gravity seems stronger than I remember.
The total number "What-are-the-odds?" moments that can happen is so large, we should instead think of rare events as common.
If ur with me and u take ur phone out to text, I'm like u sure u wanna go at me with that? I can be on my phone FOR A BILLION CENTURIES, PAL
I thought I bought a smart phone so I didn't have to wear a watch.
Just burned myself on a cookie sheet. This happens quite often and is the reason I have burn cream in my spice drawer. Carry on.
It was probably a mistake to pick Hogwarts in my March Madness bracket.
Rocket launch good, satellite in geo transfer orbit. Still so damn intense. Looking fwd to it feeling normal one day.
Does anyone else think "don't be a weirdo, don't be a weirdo" over and over when entering social gatherings? Cause I don't.
To many of Mexican heritage, happy Cinco de Mayo! To nerds, after May the Fourth, it's the Revenge of the Fifth.
You could give me another 100 rounds today at The Australian and I wouldn't sniff 63.... Well done @JordanSpieth very impressive!
It truly is the honor of a lifetime to represent my country. To be able to do it 100 times? It's a blessing. Thanks for the words of support