'Santa Claus' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Joe Dick (2014)

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Genres: Comedy,

Taglines:

He's no loser, he's a dick! Joe Dick.

Actors Nick Jameson (actor), Rich Fulcher (actor), Billy St. John (actor), Johnny Drocco (actor), John Bobek (actor), Dane Hanson (actor), Paul Vaillancourt (actor), Cal Gibson (actor), Beth Stolarczyk (actress), Sarah Rosenberg (actress), John Ducey (actor), Holly King (actress), Greg Lindsay (producer), Greg Lindsay (actor), James Grace (actor),

Santa: Heart of Coal (2010)

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Genres: Action, Comedy, Short, Thriller,

Actors Matthew Stein (editor), Matthew Stein (producer), Matthew Stein (producer), Matthew Stein (writer), Matthew Stein (writer), Matthew Stein (writer), Lev Lewis (composer), Matthew Stein (director), Nick Alexander (actor), Jeremy Large (writer), Jeremy Large (actor), Jeremy Large (actor), Jeremy Large (producer), Glenn Clifton (actor), Roadhouse Jackson (producer),

Doc Holiday the Movie (2008)

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Genres: Comedy, Short, Western,

Quotes:

Jamie Walsh: Will there be anything else for you this Mother's Day?::Doc Holiday: You wouldn't happen to have any of those little scented candles?::Jamie Walsh: You mean like a Yankee Candle?::Doc Holiday: Who you calling Yankee!

Actors Josh Flowers (writer), Richard Alcorn (actor), Richard Alcorn (director), Richard Alcorn (writer), Richard Alcorn (producer), Jennie Bushnell (actress), Timmy Tzeiranakis (actor), Chris Storck (actor), Cara Martin (miscellaneous crew), Christopher Lynch (producer), Cara Martin (producer), Christopher Lynch (editor), Charles Heffner (producer), Shawn Buckenmeyer (producer), Tim Caldwell (actor),

Santa's Last Stop (2007)

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Genres: Action, Short,

Actors Joe Russo (producer), Joe Russo (director), Joe Russo (writer), Dean Veglia (actor), John Jesensky (composer), Crystal Lubahn (actress), Boston Smith (actress), Glen Gottlieb (editor), Pam LaMarsh (actress), Jim Abercrombie (actor),

Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)

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Genres: Animation, Fantasy,

Actors Chris Anderson (composer), Tom Kenny (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Ali Jazayeri (miscellaneous crew), Rex Piano (director), Rex Piano (producer), Seth Willenson (producer), Martin Olson (writer), Sean Hart (actor), Dave Kim (director), Dave Kim (editor), Dave Kim (producer), Lance Thompson (producer), Juliet Bashore (producer), Chris Walker (producer),

The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special (2002)

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Genres: Action, Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Easter Bunny: I'm the fucking Easter Bunny!

[last lines]::Lobo: Always did hate the holidays.

Lobo: Ho, ho, ho!

Security Elf #1: [just before dying] The Naughtiest One has come!

Lobo: It's payback time for a misarable childhood.::Santa Claus: Well, now, this hardly seems fair.::Lobo: It does if you're standing in my shoes.::Santa Claus: Okay, if gunning down an unarmed and myhic system is the only way you know... Go away, shoot.::Lobo: ...Okay. [cocks his gun]

Actors Andrew Bryniarski (actor), Sandra Frye (costume designer), Tom Gibis (actor), Scott Leberecht (director), Robert Moss (actor), Amy Fadhli (actress), Alan Grant (writer), Simon Bisley (writer), Jim O'Brien (actor), Keith Giffen (writer), Douglas Blakeslee (actor), Michael V. Allen (actor), Michael Goodrow (actor), Sam Esmail (producer), Rachel Moore (actress),

The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

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Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,

Taglines:

Santa Claus is coming to town, November 1
Check it twice
What's Christmas Fun without some Reindeer Games?

Quotes:

Bernard: Don't Listen to him! He's not the real Santa! He has a rubber face and a plastic tushie!

Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: I have to get married?::Bernard: Yes. It's the Mrs. Clause.

Bernard: Curtis, you're 900-years-old, grow up!

Scott Calvin: Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator.::Tooth Fairy: The Molinator. I like it. Thank you, Santa. Can we vote right now on The Molinator?

Scott Calvin: Neil, have you ever actually *helped* anyone?

Toy Santa: You are a sad, strange little man!

Lucy: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?::Scott Calvin: What makes you say that?::Lucy: Because you have a reindeer.::Scott Calvin: Lots of people have reindeer.::Lucy: Name five.

Mother Nature: Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Nino.

Charlie: Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.

Easter Bunny: I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.

Actors Judge Reinhold (actor), Kevin Pollak (actor), Blu Mankuma (actor), David Krumholtz (actor), Gary Jones (actor), Michael Dorn (actor), Fred Keating (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Peter Boyle (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Art LaFleur (actor), Wendy Crewson (actress), Jay Thomas (actor),

The Santa Clause (1994)

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Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family, Fantasy,

Taglines:

This Christmas, the snow hits the fan.
What if your dad was Santa Claus?
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
You've Never Seen Santa Quite Like This Before.
Scott Calvin must become Santa. No if or ands...Just one big butt.

Quotes:

Scott Calvin: Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it.

Little Elf Judy: Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.

Little Elf Judy: Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

Scott Calvin: Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Mr. Whittle: You should see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.

E.L.F.S. Leader: We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.

Dr. Pete Novos: I don't know, Scott. You're as healthy as a horse.::Scott Calvin: Yeah! Clydesdale!::Dr. Pete Novos: So what? You put on a little weight.::Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?::Dr. Pete Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.::Dr. Pete Novos: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?::Dr. Pete Novos: Well, what's your diet like?::Scott Calvin: Milk and cookies.::Dr. Pete Novos: Really?::Scott Calvin: But I don't finish all the milk.::Dr. Pete Novos: Well then there is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets, okay?

Mr. Whittle: I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

[flying away in the sleigh]::Scott Calvin: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!

Scott Calvin: Here we are. Denny's. Always open.::Charlie: I don't wanna eat here.::Scott Calvin: What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution.

Actors Philip Williams (actor), Jayne Eastwood (actress), Scott Wickware (actor), Kerrigan Mahan (actor), Judge Reinhold (actor), Wendy Crewson (actress), David Sparrow (actor), Gordon Masten (actor), Peter Boyle (actor), Gene Mack (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Tim Allen (actor), David Krumholtz (actor), John 'Frenchie' Berger (miscellaneous crew), Frank Welker (actor),

Somebody to Love (1994)

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Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Actors Stanley Tucci (actor), Sam Rockwell (actor), Quentin Tarantino (actor), Harvey Keitel (actor), Victor Argo (actor), Santos Morales (actor), Anthony Quinn (actor), Steven Randazzo (actor), Scott Allen Logan (actor), Samuel Fuller (actor), Steve Buscemi (actor), Paul Herman (actor), Mickey Cottrell (actor), Rosie Perez (actress), Yul Vazquez (actor),

A Christmas Revenge (1915)

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Genres: Drama, Short,

Actors Harry Todd (actor), Lee Willard (actor), O. Henry (writer), Eva McKenzie (actress), Ben Turpin (actor), Fred Windemere (actor), Marguerite Clayton (actress), Belle Mitchell (actress), Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (actor), Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (actor), Robert McKenzie (actor), Bill Cato (actor), Lloyd Bacon (actor), Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (director), Joe Cassidy (actor),

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  Santa Claus

  Mom, Dad! What's that sound?
  Here he comes -- don't call the cops now
  That dude -- heard about his attitude
  Naughty kids will get -- zero Christmas gifts
  Don't you know he's coming Christmas Eve?
  I'm gonna toss and turn -- I'll get up!
  Santa Claus, Santa Claus
  Santa Claus, Santa Claus (oh ho ho ho ho)
  Ain't nothin' like him that I've ever seen
  Got to fly around the world -- he's a human sardine
  How'd you -- climb on down my chimney flue?
  Got my mom and dad comin' to my bedroom:
  "Don't you know who's coming Christmas Eve?
  Don't lose Him in the rush!"
  I give up! Huh?!!
  Santa Claus, Santa Claus
  Santa Claus, Santa Claus (oh ho ho ho ho)
  SPOKEN:
  Yeah, there's somethin' the little kid forgot tonight
  I can barely see the star for the tree comin' off of it
  If I reach down I can see the manger
  Reason for the season
  Gift buying -- time's flying
  Got to find the real true meaning
  Got the feeling something's missing
  Christmas shopping ain't no fun without
  Son of God, Son of God
  Son of God, Son of God, (oh ho ho ho ho)
  Son of God, Son of God, (oh ho ho ho ho)

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  Santa Claus

  My baby went shoppin' yesterday,
  said "I'm gonna buy what you need for Santa Claus"
  My baby went shoppin' yesterday,
  said "I'm gonna buy what you need for Santa Claus,
  I'm gonna take mine with me,
  but I'll leave yours in my dresser drawer"
  So that started me to
  ramblin'
  lookin' in all of my baby's dresser drawers
  Whoa, that started me to ramblin',
  lookin' all in my baby's dresser drawers
  Tryin' to find out,
  what did she bought me for Santa Claus
  When I pulled out the bottom dresser drawer,
  the landlady got mad and called the law
  When I pulled out the bottom dresser drawer,
  the landlady got mad and called the law
  I was just tryin' to find,
  what did she bought me for Santa Claus
  The police walked in and tapped me on the shoulder,
  "What you doing with your hand in that woman's dresser drawer?"
  I hand the police a letter my baby wrote me,
  showin' where I should find my Santa Claus
  I just kept on pullin' out all of my baby's dresser drawers
  I walked out and left the police and the landlady arguin',
  said, "Look at the man done pull out all the lady's dresser drawers"
  Yes, I walked out and left the police and the landlady arguin',
  said, "Look at the man done pull out all the lady's dresser drawers"
  But he said, "I got the letter and show the judge
  The boy just tryin to find his Santa Claus"

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  Roch My Soul In The Bossom Of Abraham

  Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham,
  Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham,
  Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham,
  Oh, Rock a my soul!
  So high I can't get over it,
  so low I can't get under it,
  so wheit I cant't get around it,
  Oh, Rock a my soul!

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  Santa Claus

  Harvest your tears, in a sieve
  I can spill things down your shoulders - hold them.
  And I'm afraid you remind me of Santa Claus,
  In a good way.
  And you are like Santa Claus
  I'll sit in a square
  Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
  (Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
  I see you at night, I shine
  My arm in your chest
  Now I'll sit in a square
  Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
  (Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
  Run around, around, around, around
  In my boxes - I...
  I know it's not your face
  I love your neck
  Now I sit in a square
  Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
  (Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
  Only eighteen-and-a-half, no two times
  Nuh ho ho ho ho ho
  Oh you. I love you, don't know
  Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
  I see you at night, I shine
  My arm in your chest
  Now I'll sit in a square
  Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
  (Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
  Run around, around, around, around
  In my boxes - I...
  I know it's not your face
  I love your neck
  I sit in a square
  Oh in my head, oh my Santa Claus
  (Run around, around, around, around in my boxes)
  Only eighteen-and-a-half, no two times
  Nuh ho ho ho ho ho
  Oh you. I love you, don't know
  Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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  Santa Claus

  I’ve got every disease known to man
  Waiting patiently, inside me,
  To surprise me, when I least expect it,
  But I ain’t got no one to love,
  Got a notebook full of words,
  Wood guitar, plastic bird,
  Got a bus pass to Vegas
  And two condoms, just in case,
  But I ain’t got no one to love,
  “LOVE EVERYONE,”
  SANTA CLAUS SAID,
  AS HE PERCHED
  NAKED ON MY BED
  “LOVE EVERYONE
  AND YOU’LL BE FREE,
  BUT FIRST YOU GOTTA LOVE ME”.
  Do you remember the day
  You found out Santa Claus
  was just a game ?
  Were you angry or afraid ?
  Could you ever trust anyone
  in your life again?

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  Santa Claus

  You always come around this time of year
  With your big ole bag that's full of Christmas cheer
  And when it starts to snow the little boys and girls
  All know soon they'll hear the sound of your reindeer
  Now sometimes grown ups grow up to believe
  That you don't really come on Christmas Eve
  But I don't think that's true 'cause I know
  I see you in sparking little eyes around the tree
  Oh Santa Claus, I still believe in you
  And there's still a kid inside of me that still believes you're true
  Oh Santa Claus, the kids are tucked in tight
  And it's time to play ole Santa Clause tonight
  Well I don't see how anybody could ever doubt
  That there's really a Santa Clause
  Not if they've ever seen a little girl with her arms
  Wrapped around her baby doll
  So tight both of 'em waking up
  Mama and Daddy way before daylight
  And Grandma and Grandpa are looking young and full of life
  Just knowin' that their grandkids are gonna be alright
  And Mama and Daddy, they'll be
  Waitin' up to answer ole Santa's call
  'Cause tonight they ain't worried about the bills
  Lord they're just lovin' it all
  Oh Santa Claus, I still believe in you
  And there's still a kid inside of me that still believes you're true
  Oh Santa Claus, the kids are tucked in tight

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  Santa Claus

  Okoshichatta ka na jaa choudo ii yaAsa made tsukiatte
  yoMado no koori ga toke dasu koro ni wa kitto kaeru kara
  saKodomotachi ni wa warui kedo kotoshi wa akiramete
  yoKore demo kanari mayotte zuibun to herashitan
  dakedoI'm Santa Claus kimi ni senko no
  purezentoDoremo koremo yasumono nan dakedoSanta Claus
  ichinen ni ichido dake dakaraSanta Claus kimi ni zenbu
  ageru yoAoi garasu dama ni bokura no bouken
  gaDoko mademo tsuzuku you ni negai wo
  kaketoitaI'm Santa Claus kimi ni senko no
  purezentoDoremo koremo yasumono nan dakedoSanta Claus
  ichinen ni ichido dake dakaraSanta Claus kimi ni zenbu
  ageru yoYou're the whole audience when I
  singYou're all the listeners when I
  speakYou're everyone surrounds meYou're all
  that matters to meMado no koori ga toke dasu koro ni
  wa kitto kaeru kara saI'm Santa Claus boku ni
  saigo no purezentoSanta Claus owakare no kisu wo shite kure
  yoSanta ClausI've got to go back to the place