Whale (origin Old English hwæl) is the common name for various marine mammals of the order Cetacea. The term whale sometimes refers to all cetaceans, but more often it excludes dolphins and porpoises, which belong to suborder Odontoceti (toothed whales). This suborder also includes the sperm whale, killer whale, pilot whale, and beluga whale. The other Cetacean suborder Mysticeti (baleen whales) are filter feeders that eat small organisms caught by straining seawater through a comblike structure found in the mouth called baleen. This suborder includes the blue whale, the humpback whale, the bowhead whale and the minke whale. All Cetacea have forelimbs modified as fins, a tail with horizontal flukes, and nasal openings (blowholes) on top of the head.
Whales range in size from the blue whale, the largest animal known ever to have existed at 30 m (98 ft) and 180 tonnes (180 long tons; 200 short tons), to various pygmy species, such as the pygmy sperm whale at 3.5 m (11 ft).
Whales collectively inhabit all the world's oceans and number in the millions, with annual population growth rate estimates for various species ranging from 3% to 13%. For centuries, whales have been hunted for meat and as a source of raw materials. By the middle of the 20th century, however, industrial whaling had left many species seriously endangered, leading to the end of whaling in all but a few countries.
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THE SHOP is in financial trouble what with the recession and all and the Quiet Man has just gone and made things a whole lot worse. Railway Dave faces a race against time to get the owings in if he is to have any chance of honouring the bet. Debt collectors Mad Ray and Big Joe are dispatched to rattle a few cages. They may both be disabled but they form a formidable team. Maybe if Tina hadn't been trying so hard to sell her dodgy goods then she wouldn't have taken the bet. The regulars don't care, they just want to know what The Quiet Man backed so they can have some for themselves. Just how to get Tina to talk..... Porno Roy and Dai are pitted against their old adversaries Chris the Greek and Tony the Tap. Who will save face, whose lunch will arrive first? Will Scobie's scam succeed? Richard the lawyer seems like such a nice man, maybe too nice. Where did that money come from and will the hapless detectives find what they are looking for?
Keywords: bookmaker, british, dog-racing, greyhound-racing, scam
More scheming scoundrels than you can shake a stick at
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When Seymour the stork delivers a baby to the wrong family yet again, he finds himself on the verge of being fired from the Baby Factory by his boss, Rhino, and his ever scheming side-kick stork, Stanley. In an effort to save his career and avoid ending up as a disgraced Fed-Ups truck driver, Seymour is given one last chance to deliver a baby to the correct family, only to discover the parents-to-be are unfit for a child. Torn between his job at stake and his good conscious, Seymour simply cannot leave the baby there. He instead drops Baby Seal off to loving lioness, Lark, and her stubborn yet proud husband, Louie. All was fine, until Stanley, hungry to kick Rhino out and become head honcho of the Baby Factory, discovers Seymour's intentional mistake, and makes it his mission to destroy him. Desperate to keep Lark, Louie, and the Baby Seal a family- Seymour, his loyal stork partner, Sonja, and his friends the Gorilla family, must fight against the evil Stanley and his cohort of Possums before they destroy the Baby Factory and take it over forever.
Keywords: animal-in-title, bird-in-title, family-relationships, one-word-title, surrealism
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The sea underworld is shaken up when the son of the shark mob boss is found dead and a young fish named Oscar is found at the scene. Being a bottom feeder, Oscar takes advantage of the situation and makes himself look like he killed the finned mobster. Oscar soon comes to realize that his claim may have serious consequences.
Keywords: accidental-death, anchor, best-friend, blockbuster, bondage, brother-brother-relationship, car-wash, celebrity, cgi-film, chase
In fall, a new school will rule.
The story of what happens when one little fish tells a great white lie...
Behind every little fish is a great white lie.
A new school's gonna rule...
Ernie: Oscar!::Bernie: Did you kill that shark?::Oscar: Yeah, Yeah. Exactly how it looked; that's how it is.
Don Lino: I tell you what's what, and what?::Sykes: What?::Don Lino: What what?::Sykes: What what nothin'. You said what first.::Don Lino: I didn't say what first.::Sykes: You said "and then what?' and I said "what?'::Don Lino: No, I said "What, what?" as in "What, what?"::[pause]::Sykes: ...You said what first.
Oscar: All right, I totally betrayed you, but before we work this out I got a small thing to take care of...::Angie: Oh, yeah? What's that?::Oscar: SHARKS... ARE COMING... TO GET ME!::Angie: And they should! What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?::Oscar: Uh... yeah. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this...::Lenny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with the "we"? I don't want any part of this?::Oscar: Hey, too late now, Veggie Boy, they'll be looking for you too!::Lenny: Point taken. What's the plan?
Angie: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just... nyhhhh!::[makes pounding motions]
[Oscar has just prised his way out of a shark's jaw and is striking a manly pose for the crowds]::Oscar: Are you not entertained?::[the crowd cheers]::Oscar: You can't handle the truth!::[the crowd cheers]::Oscar: You had me at hello!::[the crowd cheers; Angie especially raises an eyebrow]
Lola: The only thing I like more than money is... revenge.
Lenny: Mom says it's not okay to hit! [Frankie slaps Lenny]::Frankie: Mom's not here!
Angie: You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be somebody.
Oscar: He trips underwater. Now who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what?
Oscar: Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!
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To heal the sorrow of his mate after the death of their bear child, a male polar bear steals a newborn child from a nearby man and woman. The bears bring up the boy as their own, and he learns how to live like a bear. But the woman despairs over the loss of her child, and the man hunts down the bear family and brings the boy home. The boy faces the choice between becoming a boy again or learning how to be a bear on his own.
Keywords: bear, greenland, polar-bear, raven, spirit, wolf
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Sheba Shayne (Pam Grier) returns to her hometown of Louisville, Kentucky to help her father. A proud businessman, he refuses to be intimidated by thugs attempting to run him out of business. While Sheba looks for the men (and the organization) supporting the thugs, she also finds a sinister motive behind their actions. Sheba's former flame Brick (Austin Stoker) adds some muscle to her mission.
Keywords: action-heroine, african-american, backhand-slap, black-belt, black-cop, blaxploitation, boat, boat-chase, boat-crash, boeing-727
Queen Of The Private Eyes
Hotter 'N' "Coffy" Meaner 'N' "Foxy Brown"
Sheba Shayne: You better talk, big man, before I put my number one foot down your number one mouth.::Walker: Shit, you can't kick no shadow, bitch! Catch me! [runs away]
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Little Audrey, while fishing, falls to the bottom of the sea, where she encounters all types of sea-life and then is arrested by the local fish-constable. She is tried by a jury of sardines who find her guilty, and she is sentenced to the 'eelectric chair." She makes an escape attempt, and wakes up to find it has all been a dream. She has a nibble on her fishing line and reels in a small fish, which she quickly returns to the water.
Keywords: 1950s, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, cartoon-fish, constable, damsel-in-distress, dream, dream-sequence, escape, fish
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A burlesque of a movie newsreel as it kids some typical events that were happening at the time; Gloria Gorgeous christens a new ocean-liner which promptly sinks; and a 200-foot high statue of Longfellow is unveiled. It winds up by introducing a new singing cowboy, who promptly tells the audience to 'follow the bouncing ball" and sing "Jimgle, Jangle, Jingle" along with him. Some audiences did, and some didn't.
Keywords: 1950s, bottle, burlesque, ceremony, champagne, christening, community-singing, cowboy, cowboy-hat, dedication
You should know by now that the common thread is taut
I'd like to stay but you just won't listen
Disappointment I'd take though there's no point to it
I blew it
If you could think aloud, it won't mean anything will change
If you could think aloud, it won't mean anything will change
As tests go wrong and we deny it together
Or a second of thought might ache forever
I blew it
I blew it
I blew it
But did you ever go too far up against your own persuasion
Consummate madness then despise
You should have learnt by now that the common thread is taut
You should have learnt by now that the common thread is taut
It's hard to reflect when your world is sighing
You could never catch up and there's no use trying
I blew it
I blew it
I blew it
And if the gods were on your side I couldn't let you slide
And if the gods were on your side I couldn't let you slide
You blow it
You blew it
Going through the motions,
Trying to come to senses,
Trying to work it out
Fallings' so predictable,
But it's so unpredictable
Don't want to miss you now, don't want to settle down
Sit in the quiet world, I will know
The peace that passes all understanding
And when I saw your son, don't want to settle down
Too late to run, you've found your life
In him, in the lord, you say, to run
please give up skin, when you forgive and believe me
always waiting to shock (shock)
so for gods sake, live in me
sugar daddy (ooh daddy daddy daddy)
a walking, talking, im low
do what you want honey bow with your pain
loving summer, you are spring coz your my santa claus machine
(love me)
sugar daddy, hope you know i really think you gotta
pay for me
blow up my chair
go ahead suffer, dance around my... handbag
what is love? but total affection
24 hours utter protection
loving summer you are spring coz your my santa claus machine
(believe me)
sugar daddy hope you know i really think you gotta pay for me
im so glad you ashamed
running kula shaker birthday, the mix
when gravity kicks my ass you better pay (oh money money)
for my tits to be fixed
loving summer you are spring coz your my santas claus machine
(leave me)
sugar daddy hope you know i think you betta pay for me
loviong summer you are spring coz your my santa clause machine
love me
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
Baby, we don't love ya
Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah!
Baby, we don't love ya
Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah!
Baby, we don't love ya
Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah!
Seeking candy, on the shore
Lost her eyesight, teeth are poor
Left for dead, back for more
Left for dead...
Seeking candy, who sleeps around
Afraid of telling, tiny sounds
Left for dead, left for good (seeking candy)
Left for dead, not understood (back for more)
But you... (back for more)
Always came back for more...
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Seeking candy, out of line
Broken kneecap, velvet spine
Left for dead, left for good (seeking candy)
Left for dead, misunderstood. (back for more)
But you... (back for more)
Always came back for more...
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
Baby, we don't love ya, (seeking candy)
Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah! (out of line)
Baby, we don't love ya, (broken kneecap)
Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah! (velvet spine)
Baby, we don't love ya, (left for dead)
Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah! (left for good)
Baby, we don't love ya, (left for dead)
Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah! (misunderstood)
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
(seeking candy)
Darling, darling, darling
Don't hesitate, let's go
Darling, darling, darling
I'll teach you all I know
I want to slap my titties
Across your face
We slam our bodies
In a famished pace
I want to treat you, baby
Like a horny dog
And ride your rapids, baby
On top of your big log
Darling, darling, darling
I blow on your mind
Darling, darling, darling
I think it started to grind
Oh, my dripping tongue
Across your skin
Fill my mouth with you
Until you start to grin
Come on, let's change positions
'cause I want more
Until your knee starts bleeding
On my marble floor
come on, I'll do ya, do ya
I'll do ya good
Come on, I'll do ya, do ya
Like you knew I would
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Like you knew I would
darling, darling, darling
Come on and do your thang
Oh darling, darling, darling
Until my mind goes "bang!"
(giggles)
Oh! please don't
Touch me there
I like to -
Oh, I don't care
Take me
Yeah, oh my god
I'm so happy, baby
I'm a lucky sod
Oh no, oh no, ya don't stop
Take me higher, tiger
Take me to the top
Oh, easy, baby
Please go slow
Faster, faster, faster
Here we go
Come on, I'll do ya, do ya
I'll do ya good
Come on, I'll do ya, do ya
Like you knew I would
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Like you knew I would
Come on, I'll do ya, do ya
I'll do ya good
Come on, I'll do ya, do ya
Like you knew I would
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Like you knew I would
Come on, I'll do ya, do ya
I'll do ya good
Come on, I'll do ya, do ya
Like you knew I would
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Once I met a boy
He told me that he planned for us
To spend some time
Once I met a boy
That told me that he knew that
Together we'd be alright
His brother said
"You don't know what you're doing
He's all over you"
I didn't think
That anyone could be like that
I was so happy in you, happy in you
(Py-py, py-py in you)
We talked on the phone
And got to know each other
Pretty well, I would say
We were in no hurry
We didn't go to bed
And I thought love had come our way
His brother said
"You don't know what you're doing
He just likes to be cruel"
I didn't think
That anyone could be like that
I was so happy in you, happy in you
(Py-py, py-py in you)
Then one night
When I was out drinking
Suddenly he was there
Something was wrong
I knew it, I could feel it
And I didn't know what to say
His brother said
"You don't know what you're doing"
I said, "What's on your mind?"
I looked into his eyes
And I found what I'd been missing
Well, love makes you blind
Happy in you
I am where I used to be
Head under my pillow
This is where I hide, you see
From the people watching me
They use electricity
They use electricity
They use electricity
The shadow's closing in on me
I'm a big girl, I don't weep
Waiting for tomorrow
They are coming after me
They're always coming after me
They use electricity
They use electricity
They use electricity
The shadow's closing in on me
I am where I used to sleep
Head under my pillow
This is where I hide, you see
From the people watching me
They use electricity
They use electricity
They use electricity
The shadow's closing in on me
They use electricity
They use electricity
They use electricity
The shadow's closing in on me
I'm a big girl, I don't weep
Waiting for tomorrow
They are coming after me
They're always coming after me
They use electricity
They use electricity
They use electricity
The shadow's closing in on me
They use electricity
They use electricity
They use electricity
The shadow's closing in on me
They use electricity
They use electricity
The shadow's closing in on me
The shadow's closing in
please give up skin, when you forgive and believe me
always waiting to shock (shock)
so for gods sake, live in me
sugar daddy (ooh daddy daddy daddy)
a walking, talking, im low
do what you want honey bow with your pain
loving summer, you are spring coz your my santa claus
machine
(love me)
sugar daddy, hope you know i really think you gotta
pay for me
blow up my chair
go ahead suffer, dance around my.... handbag
what is love? but total affection
24 hours utter protection
loving summer you are spring coz your my santa claus
machine
(believe me)
sugar daddy hope you know i really think you gotta pay
for me
im so glad you ashamed
running kula shaker birthday, the mix
when gravity kicks my ass you better pay (oh money
money)
for my tits to be fixed
loving summer you are spring coz your my santas claus
machine
(leave me)
sugar daddy hope you know i think you betta pay for me
loviong summer you are spring coz your my santa clause
machine
love me
sugar daddy hunky dory you know that you gotta pay for
me
Yeah I want to give birth to your baby, baby
Scream all night long, exercise our breathing
So they hear it in your cum
I tangle my umbilicle there's no need to be political
Let's not get too serious just try to stay predictable
'Cause I I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
'Cause I I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
'Cause I I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help I think you're really, think you're really (kickin') (kickin')
I met you on a Tuesday or maybe was it Wednesday?
You befriended me, defended me,
Shortly after you offended (affected) me
I asked you "what's your name?" and looked at you the same
Is that a raw possibility
That you can check out my fertility?
'Cause I, I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
'Cause I, I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
'Cause I, I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help I think you're really, think you're really (kickin')
Can't you feel that my climax isn't awfully cool?
My physical, biological isn't logical it's astronomical
[x3]
I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help that I think you're really kickin'