David Robert Joseph Beckham, OBE (born 2 May 1975) is an English association footballer who plays for Los Angeles Galaxy. He has played for Manchester United, Preston North End, Real Madrid, Milan, and the England national team for which he holds the appearance record for an outfield player.
Beckham's career began when he signed a professional contract with Manchester United, making his first-team debut in 1992 aged 17. During his time there, United won the Premier League title six times, the FA Cup twice, and the UEFA Champions League in 1999. He left Manchester United to sign for Real Madrid in 2003, where he remained for four seasons, clinching the La Liga championship in his final season with the club. In January 2007, it was announced that Beckham would leave Real Madrid for the Major League Soccer club Los Angeles Galaxy, signing a five-year contract with them on 1 July 2007. While a Galaxy player, he spent two loan spells in Italy with Milan in 2009 and 2010. On 20 November 2011, he joined an elite group of players to have won three league titles in three different countries, when Los Angeles won their third MLS Cup.
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On his way to a Make Poverty History gig in Scotland, Bob Geldof is accidentally stranded by an incompetent chauffeur in a run-down motel in Northern England. To his horror, he discovers a lookalike contest is taking place, and no-one will believe he is the real Bob Geldof. Just when he thinks things can't get any worse, he discovers he may not be the only Bob Geldof in the room...
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Sir. Saint. Sinner.
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Mockumentary, following imagined strange and comical incidents in the life of Sven Goran Eriksson, his relationship with the England team, coaching colleagues and bosses at the English FA, and his rather well publicized incidents in his personal life. Covers run-ins with "Posh" (David Beckham's celebrity wife Victoria), domestic encounters with girlfriend Nancy, on-the-road weird mundanery with assistant coach Stig, contract renewal shenanigans with the FA Board.
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A comedy about bending the rules to reach your goal, Bend It Like Beckham explores the world of women's football, from kick-abouts in the park to freekicks in the Final. Set in Hounslow, West London and Hamburg, the film follows two 18 year olds with their hearts set on a future in professional soccer. Heart-stopping talent doesn't seem to be enough when your parents want you to hang up your football boots, find a nice boyfriend and learn to cook the perfect chapatti.
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Who wants to cook Aloo Gobi when you can bend a ball like Beckham?
A winning comedy.
Don't call Them Chicks!
An Indian girl born to play soccer for England
Sometimes, to follow your dreams... you've got to bend the rules!
Joe: Where do you normally play?::Jess: In the park.::Joe: No... I meant what position?
Paula: All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!
Wedding Guest: Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.
[explaining to Joe how she got the large burn scar on her thigh that makes her shy of wearing shorts]::Jess: I was eight. My mum was working overtime at Heathrow. And I was trying to cook beans on toast. And I jumped up to the grill to get the toast. And my trousers caught light so my sister put me in the bath, poured cold water over me and pulled them off. And half my skin came off too.::Joe: Sorry.::Jess: I know - it put me off beans on toast for life.
Paula: Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.
Video Man: Eyes down. Don't smile. Indian bride never smiles. You'll ruin the bloody video.
Joe: Look, Jess. I saw it. She fouled you. She tugged your shirt. You just overreacted, that's all.::Jess: That's not all. She called me a Paki. But I guess that's something you wouldn't understand.::Joe: Jess, I'm Irish. Of course I understand what that feels like.
Paula: Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!
Wedding Guest (older woman): She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi!
[Re: Jesminder's breasts]::Dressmaker: Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!
George W. Bush: I'm wonder woman. I'll deflect bullets with my arm bands. Shoot me general.::General: Don't tempt me Mr. President.
[it is a last supper scene with members of the Labour Party]::Prime Minister Tony Blair: And I say after you, my loyal people, I have lead my life, you know a man peace.::John Prescott: apart for all those wars.::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Yeah, well obviousry. Although I am persecuted, I am confident history will show me as the saviour of mankind.::David Blunkett: By the time Alistair Campbell's finished re-writing it.::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Yeah alright, what I did was at the bidding of a higher authoray.::[Cut to heaven, where we see George W. Bush as God]::President George W Bush: Hey look at me. I'm Santa Claus. HOO-HOO-HOO
Prime Minister Tony Blair: But on this night, one of you will betray me for thirty peaces of silver.::Gordon Brown: That's rubbish Tony. I got forty. Anyway shall we eat?::Prime Minister Tony Blair: I have orderd five loaves of fishes, enough to feed the five thousand...::[We hear a belch, and see John Prescott with a fish bone sticking out of his mouth]::John Prescott: Well it was a nice starter.::[clutches stomach]::John Prescott: Feels like a second coming. Gang way!
Sven: [about Wayne Rooney] He is young. He is learning.
General: Schwarzenegger.::George W. Bush: Shoreenagore.::General: No, Schwarzenegger.::George W. Bush: Mr. Shcwanangor.::General: (sighs)::[Arnold Schwarzenegger enters]::General: Mr President, Governer Schwarzenegger.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, check it out [pats Bush's head] I'm patting Bush.::George W. Bush: Mr Schwalanalananger.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, now I'm stroking Bush.::[both snigger]::General: May God have mercy on us all.
[it is far into the future]::Tony Blair: Uh, so guys, any signs of the weapons of mass destruction yet?::[awkward pause]
[repeated line]::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Just a little bit of harmless fun.
George W. Bush: My daddy started the gulf war. I continued it. And now, my son, George Junior Junior will finish it. In about forty years time.
President George W Bush: General, call off the hunt for Bin Laden.::General: I thought we already had.::President George W Bush: I'm going to find him myself [ducks under his desk and reveales his Incredible outfit] with my incredible super hero powers, look i'm invisable where have I gone HEE! HEE!::General: Sir, I think you need help.::President George W Bush: You're right, meet Mr. Incredible::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Uhh... This costume is so incredibly tight! You can see my rinckle.::President George W Bush: No we can't!::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Ahh ha... And I'm you know Elastar Blair, I'll bend over backwards for you George [bends backwards and breaks his back] Ahh... me back!::Arnold Schwarzenegger: No I think it's... I'll be back!::President George W Bush: So 1 [points to himself] , 2 [points to Arnie] and 3 [points to Blair] , we just need a fourth.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah the speedy one!::Osama Bin Laden: [Digs into the White house] BWAHA! [pauses] Hang on, this isn't Hawaii [realises he's in the White house and screams and then runs]::President George W Bush: Hey he's fast lets use him!
[in the future, Arnie is president]::General: How do you take your coffee sir?::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Milk and two steroids.