Andrew Jordan Jones (born January 15, 1948) is a Canadian comedian, and a former member of CODCO.
Andy Jones was born in St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador. He is the brother of comedienne Cathy Jones and filmmaker Michael Jones.
Jones wrote for one season of The Kids in the Hall, and played a small role in their film Brain Candy.
Jones also starred in, co-wrote, and co-directed the 1986 feature film The Adventure of Faustus Bidgood.
Jones played "Phonse" and starred with William Hurt in the 2001 film "Rare Birds".
Since 1983 he has written, starred in and toured 5 one-man comedy shows.
In July 2006 he opened an exhibit at "THE ROOMS" museum in St. John's called "The Spirit in the House". A part of the "Intangible Evidence" exhibit.
Congratulations
We've made it now
Your doubts about us never prevailed
Seems how you thought
We're going down
Got the secrets but
I'll never tell
A new beginning
Is upon us now
So catch on and recognize
We're all here now
We own this night
Star City let me see you rise
Well all along I knew
It wouldn't take us too long
To get this right
So congratulations
You win the prize
For saying I would fail
You wait for
I'm sorry it ended up like this
You wait for
Someone who never noticed you at all
It's my intentions
To make it clear
And put you
Where I think you belong
I hope it haunts you
Day by day
Now that you have shown me your ways
A new beginning
Is upon us now
So catch on and recognize
Star City I wanna hear you say
Star City let me see you rise
So all along I knew
It wouldn't take us too long
To get this right
So congratulations
You win the prize
For saying I would fail
You wait for
I'm sorry it ended up like this
You wait for
Someone who never noticed
You wait for
I'm sorry it ended up like this
You wait for
Someone who never noticed you at all
Congratulations
You wait for
I'm sorry it ended up like this
You wait for
Someone who never noticed
You wait for
I'm sorry it ended up like this
You wait for
At night my love is you,
love is like the fun time
Congratulations,
My love is just the same old song
Girl, girl you getting me in trouble
Bringing me down, bringing me up,
Spinning me all around
Girl, girl you’re nothing but trouble
I can’t get with you,
Can’t live without you
Breaking up is hard to do
Can’t get used to loosing you
I need you, oh yes girl is true
Congratulations,
My love am
Using self control
Girl, girl you’re nothing but trouble
Bringing me down,
Bringing me up,
Spinning me all around
Girl, girl you’re nothing but trouble
Shake it loose,
I just can’t smile without you
Can’t those boys just see that you’re mine
Girl I can’t wait another minute
To say I love you, and say she’s mine
Congratulations,
My love is the same old song
Girl, girl you getting me in trouble
Bringing me down, bringing me up,
spinning me all around
girl, girl you’re nothing but trouble
Hey sugar mama you’re the one in my mind
Let me tell you how I feel my love is blind
Bewitched by you and the things you do
Am overjoyed with being with you
You’re the one on top of my list
Number one in my chart
The only thing I really want is
To make good love to you
My darling you’re with me
Can’t shake it loose!
Can’t start without you
Can’t those boys just see that you’re mine
Girl can’t wait another minute
Can say I love you,
Can say she’s mine
Congratulations,
Girl is true
Congratulations,
Am using self control
Bringing me down, bringing me up,
spinning me all around
Well, I see you finally left the world
You lived in far behind and far away
And I see you finally reached the place you felt
You had to go but tell me something
Does it fulfill you like you thought or is it time to change again?
I can't believe you're satisfied
With your lame achievement!
Though it's nice to make believe but not for me
Well they're working all for you
You tell them what to do
And say to fit your vision
Well, you better hope it works
'Cause there's a line of jerks
Who wait to tell you something
How does it feel to have control of everything
That's meaningless?
I can't believe you're satisfied
With your lame achievement!
Though it's nice to make believe
But not for me
Of course I'll come to celebrate
When they say your over
With the ones who are relieved
'Cause we've suffered for so long
Congratulations for breaking my heart
Congratulations for tearing it all apart
Congratulations you finally did succeed
Congratulations for leaving me in need
This morning I looked out my window and found
A bluebird singing but there was no one around
At night I lay alone in my bed
With an image of you goin' around in my head
Congratulations for bringing me down
Congratulations now I'm sorrow bound
Congratulations you got a good deal
Congratulations how good you must feel
I guess that I must have loved you more than I ever knew
My would is empty now cause it don't have you
And if I had just one more chance to wind your heart again
I would do things differently but what's the use to pretend
Congratulations for making me wait
Congratulations now it's too late
Congratulations you came out on top
Congratulations you never did know when to stop
Congratulations, congratulations
Well done my friend, you've done it again
You've gone and broke another heart
Yeah, tore it apart
You've done it before, hope do it some more
You've got it down to a fine art
Remember the first time you tried to do it to me
There'll be no next time, just wait and see
Just wait and see
Congratulations, congratulations
You've gone and broke another heart
Heart Strings pulled over nothing
Been one of those days
When nothing wants to change
Bough breaks, you bet the cradle fell
I know that I said "yes" well
Now I take it back
Don't make excuses anymore
I'll be the one who'll close that door
And one step to the right
Three more to the other side
I can't seem to make this fly
One more mistake
You ruined all the plans we made
You know just how to make a rain cloud
Congratulations, take a bow
Give me one good reason
That I should let you stay
That I shouldn't walk away
And cry me a fucking river
You can't deliver anything but pain
Don't try to buy back what was lost
Baby here I am, I told you I'd return in search of your love
But what I've come to find is not exactly easy to accept
You say your love is taken for you got tired of waiting
And you will soon be joined forever
Congratulations, though it's hard for me to say I must admit
My heart is aching and I wasn't prepared for anything like this
But life goes on I guess, here's to your happiness
My very best, congratulations
I guess this is goodbye, so darling know that I will always love you
Don't mean to up and leave but baby I can't let you see me cry
And I must face tomorrow, proud to erase my sorrow
But don't you worry 'bout me dear, here's to you
Congratulations, though it's hard for me to say I must admit
My heart is aching and I wasn't prepared for anything like this
Life goes on I guess, here's to your happiness
My very best, congratulations
But life goes on I guess, here's to your happiness
My very best, congratulations
My words may seem cruel
At times i regret ...
When my tongue is in rage
I tend to forget
but life remains the same
but life remains the same
What have we become?
A cynical crowd
Sarcastic and tempted
Why are we so proud?
but life remains the same
but life remains the same
Congratulations - you're so pitiful
Congratulations - you're so immature
Congratulation - you wasted my life for yours
There are things in life you just can't forsee
Incidents and accidents
You blame the world for your pain
but life remains the same
but life remains the same
There are people that try to manipulate
They want you to believe ...
to follow their path
but life remains the same
[Defari:]
Evidence is the General
Defari is the Lieuteneant
And this that street music
That roll a blunt music, pack a bowl music
And we very adamant about this West Coast shit
And I'm here to keep tellin' you...
I'm often imitated but never the same
De-Far-I tatted in your brain
Rhymes are refined like a diamond chain
Some of y'all ain't even worth a pound of grain
I stay twenty steps ahead in my lane
That's twenty different ways not to sound mundane
I straight mash them with the passion and pain
That's why I give it my all plus what remains
That's 110 dogg, it never changed
When they announce my name, I fly the plane
I've seen the black Madonna's face in the mountains of Spain
I've seen the West stand up with the lyrics of game
I spit fire through the hail, sleet, snow or rain
I'm the sun that's blarin' through your window pane
I'm the one who elevated from whence he came
That first grandson of Mary and James (yup)
[Chorus: x2]
I'm very adamant, about this fresh West Coast shit
Oh nigga don't trip
One wrong move in your chest will dig
I congratulate you, just let me live
[Defari:]
Fierce like lions jumpin' on they prey
They bump me in Japan, the man from L.A.
I rock with the best that known for years
The champagne bottles, tour buses, the leer
The MTV, BET, the clubs
The X to the Z, P's halves and dubs
Frequent Flyer Miles like all day long
The pull ups, the dips, Steady Arm's that Strong
Limited experience not my cup
Take more than a stripper to get me up
And I don't mean from the bed, I mean for us to f---
Old school, I still call a ugly girl a duck
Shake 'em off, I shot the sheriff, take the bacon off
The streets of L.A. the black male gets taken off
Obvious I rhyme tight, you're the sloppiest
You're so off-beat, a degree below the novices
[Chorus x2:]
I'm very adamant, about this fresh West Coast shit
Oh nigga don't trip
One wrong move in your chest will dig
I congratulate you, just let me live
[Defari:]
Smoother than a white fox in fresh snow
Break bread at the do' and see the best show
Defari, yes to Mr. West Coast
With the air from his chest he gots the best flows
Los Angeles, we gots the best 'dro
Man handle this, get in and let's go
What it do, nothin' less, Hennessy or Mo'
Tell the truth my concoction tend to be them both
Roll up a blunt and stay cool my nigga
The streets full of animals, they fools my nigga
The city's like one big zoo my nigga
The police can't stand me and you my nigga
[Chorus x2:]
I'm very adamant, about this fresh West Coast shit
Oh nigga don't trip
One wrong move in your chest will dig
I congratulate you, just let me live
Congratulations for breaking my heart
Congratulations, now aren't you smart
You've won the only love I know so let me shake your hand
Congratulations from a mighty lonely man
I hope you love her as much as I
Please don't mistreat her, don't make her cry
The day you came into her life, that's when our love died
Congratulations and I hope you're satisfied
I want you to know that I still love her so much
Just mention her name and my heart still gets a thrill
I want you to know that I still long for her touch
And what's more buddy I guess I always will
Congratulations for breaking my heart
We had a true love but much too short
Just how you took her love from me I'll never understand
Congratulations from a mighty lonely man
Congratulations for breaking my heart
Congratulations for breaking my heart
Words & music by Paul Simon
Congratulations
Oh, seems like you've done it again
And I ain't had such misery
Since I don't know when
Oh, and I don't know when, oh, and I don't know when
I notice so many people
Slipping away
And many more waiting in the lines
In the courtrooms today
Oh, in the courtrooms today
Love is not a game
Love is not a toy
Love's no romance
Love will do you in
And love will wash you out
And needless to say
You won't stand a chance, you won't stand a chance
I'm hungry for learning
Won't you answer me please
Can a man and a woman
Live together in peace,
Oh, live together in peace?
Congratulations, for breaking my heart
Congratulations, now aren't you smart
You've won the only love I know
So let me shake your hand
Congratulations from a mighty lonely man
I hope you love her as much as I
Please don't mistreat her, don't make her cry
The day you came into her life, that's when our love died
Congratulations and I hope you're satisfied
I want you to know that I still love her so much
Just mention her name and my heart still gets a thrill
I want you to know that I still long for her touch
And what's more buddy I guess I always will
Congratulations, for breaking my heart
We had a true love, but much to short
Just how you took her love from me I'll never understand
Congratulationsand celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love
with me
Congratulations
and jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Who could believe that I could be happy and
contented
I used to think that happiness hadn't been
invented
But that was in the bad old days beforeI met you
When I let you
walk into my heart
Congratulations...
I was afraid that maybe you thought you
were above me
That I was only fooling myself to think you
loved me
But then tonight you said you couldn't live
without me
That round about me
You wanted to stay
Congratulations...Congratulationsand jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be
I want the world to know
Welcome to a brand new generation
You don't know
So let me help you understand
You see, you try to build yourself a reputation
So you can prove to everyone
That you're the man, yeah
So why is it us that make you feel so helpless?
You better get it out while you still can
'Cause when those lights go on around you
And nobody gives a damn
You're gonna wish that you had taken our advice
That's right
I've been down, I've been out
Now I can't keep my face off a cover
That ain't what it's about
You still have so much left to learn
Congratulations (congratulations)
They say you're the man (they say you're the man)
Congratulations (congratulations)
You see I do what you can't (see I do what you can't)
And until they go and take my name off of the shelves (guess what?)
Congratulations, we're gonna give you hell
(Get 'em Matty)
They try to do it like me
But they do it all wrong
I'll pass the torch when someone better comes along (Yeah right)
Congratulations to every label that ever turned me down
Me and my top 20 record aren't too worried about it now
I hope this lesson taught is a lesson learned
Now go and bury your head while me and Kellin rule the world!
Congratulations (congratulations)
They say you're the man (yes I am)
Congratulations (congratulations)
You see I do what you can't (see I do what you can't)
And until they go and take my name off of the shelves
Congratulations (congratulations, congratulations)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
Could you please give us the spotlight
Cause I have something to say
You may not like the subject
But I'll say this anyway
We're so sick of all this so-called
Shitty music that you play
So could you please do us a favor
Stay the fuck out of our way
Congratulations (congratulations)
They say you're the man (they say you're the man)
Congratulations (congratulations)
You see I do what you can't (you see I do what you can't)
And until they go and take my name off of the shelves
Your parents found a God for you, he was just busy hating
fags and bombing abortion clinics. It's not the only
mistake that you've made. Your parents found a God for
you, he was just busy saving Haitians from the depths of
hell. It's not the only mistake that they've made. And
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Congratulations
Congratulations
Well done, my friend
You've done it again
You've gone and broken another heart
Yeah, you've torn it apart
You've done it before
Hope to do it some more
You've got it down to a fine art
Remember the first time
You tried to do it to me
My girl won't fall
Just wait and see
Just wait and see
Congratulations
Congratulations
You've gone and broken another heart
Yeah, you've torn it apart
La la, la la la, la la la la (congratulations)
You kissed your life goodbye (like lovers in the night returning home alone) as if you suffered a heart attack under the weight of the world that nearly broke your back.
It was written on your face. I could see it in your face.
Congratulations, today's another day.
It's coming crashing down to break you again.
Congratulations, you can change.
Sometimes when lying on your back, you learn to breathe again.
Black out your bitterness. Forget your jaded bliss.
Your shadow falls on me.
You blame it all on a mutiny when everybody around
you always seems so free.
I can see it in your eyes. It's burning in your eyes.
Congratulations, today's another day.
It's coming crashing down to break you again.
Congratulations, you can change.
Sometimes when lying on your back, you learn to breathe again.
Nothing left to lose, there's nothing left to lose.
Congratulations, you have another day.
It's coming crashing down to break you again.
Congratulations, you can change.
Sometimes when lying on your back, you learn to breathe again.
(Chorus 1)Congratulations for breaking my heart
Congratulations for tearing it all apart
Congratulations you finally did succeed
Congratulations for leaving me in need
This morning I looked out my window and found
A bluebird singing but there was no one around
At night I lay alone in my bed
With an image of you goin' around in my head
(Chorus 2)
Congratulations for bringing me down
Congratulations now I'm sorrow bound
Congratulations you got a good deal
Congratulations how good you must feelI guess that I must have loved you more than I ever
knew
My world is empty now cause it don't have
you
And if I had just one more chance to win your
heart again
I would do things differently but what's the use to
pretend
(Chorus 3)
Congratulations for making me wait
Congratulations now it's too late
Congratulations you came out on top
Congratulations you never did know when to stop
Congratulations
He's coming round tonight
Catching the train out
Started work today
It's no fun but it pays
One thing that you're sure of
He won't ever let you down
S'posed to leave at eight
But the sitters late
Times run out to go
To that Even show
One thing that you're sure of
He won't ever let you down
He could never hurt you
But it's so much to get involved
I drowned in glory to tell this story
Of self denial and choices final
He was there for you
When your ex shot through
But can you really count
On him sticking round?
One thing that you're sure of
He won't ever let you down
He could never hurt you
But it's so much to get involved
I drowned in glory to tell this story
Of self denial and choices final
Can't change what happened my youths been shattered
Now can I really bring him down with me
He can't play father to your son
When he's eighteen years young!
I drowned in glory to tell this story
Of self denial and choices final
Can't change what happened my youth's been shattered
Drake:
Black hearts on my cardigan
at the crib tellin' your girl
that we should order in
and tell G to put
his feet up on the ottoman
we just up against
a bunch of rappers
I go harder then damn
I'm so catch-trina smarter than
a lot of these niggas
swear the coach has brought the starter in ya
and I'm the type to tell
ya daughter things
I float high
don't try and cut my water wings
I'm still myself
suicide bars I kill myself
charge it to the game
I'll bill myself
and I dont feel ya'll
but I feel myself
Aunty Doe tell em'
I deserve a mazeltoff
I'm rapping like
a sheppard with
the muzzle off
I'm next to blow
"pause"
and I cant hear
the critics talking over
the applause ya
I try to tell em'
future let em' know
send the haters all my love
X and O
I got black box
where suggestions go
but I dont really
give a fuck
it's prolly best you know
my reality is brighter
than dreams are
I got ya dream girl
ridin' in ya dream car
ya and the visual is stunning
I hope they document
what I'm becoming
congratulations.
So what you want an award or somethin'
I'm at the private airport
board or something
I see nothing from afar
but I'm far from nothin'
put on your poker face
I'll pull ya card
if ya bluffin'
but I ain't with the hard talk
I gotta monopoly
catch me on my boardwalk
like I said we'll pull ya card
and find out your a hallmark
just know I'm breaking world records
no false start
I dont see ya point
unless it's gun point or somethin'
my deal like Weezy first week
one point somethin'
and my verse is gettin stupider
Wayne if your on Mars
can you pick me up from Jupiter
phone blowing up
so I'm cutting off my cellular
I'm a superstar
know that on to my nebula
I will break a leg
break a arm and a fibula
when I break it down
when I when I break it down
I hug and kiss the drum kick
I put the beat in my back pocket
and just sit
you can never be my ass
pause
again damage ya'll
again ya'll pretend
and we are some men
that get it on and in
I die before I lose
cause I was born to win
if he don't fuck with ya'll
then don't bother him
and yes I fuck this game
but I won't father them
right
it's like, these days
man I'm booked and I'm busy
Dad named me Drake
Foots named me Drizzy
they try and tell me
I'll never be nothin' but a protege
but if you watched the VMA's
there's nothin' more to say
I got the key to happiness
and all the copies
remember this day
like you bought a poppy
and damn how I get so nice
I done spent it all once
bout to get rich twice
surprise party bitch
now it's on and poppin'
I always choose dough
like it's my only option
cause money always knows best
chain snatch flow
they say get it off yo chest
and I'm what all the fuss about
and if they talkin'
I bet what they discussion bout
hit me at the office
same extension
consider me the reason
ya'll should pay attention
Wayne:
It's crack
ay yo Drizzy
you should of said that on the hook
you should of been like
"congratulations it's crack"
it's crack haha
congratulations
When did this get so hard?
If you think you're so smart,
Then tell how can anything
So good fall apart?
You say it got €œtoo dark.€?
What does that mean anyway?
May 1st, Griffith Park,
Stayed up all night and talked
And talked and talked.
Locked our stuff in the car,
And for hours just walked
And walked and walked.
Congratulations. You're half the way there.
It's a victimless crime.
They say it all the time,
€œSome things weren't meant to be.€?
Maybe one day you'll find
That someone who shines.
For everything we got,
There's some thing we want
And want and want.
It's there in the dark.
We are now free to walk
And walk and walk.
Dead in the water
It's not a paid vacation
The sons and daughters of city officials
Attend demonstrations
It's hardly a sink or swim
When all is well if the ticket sells
Out with a wimper
It's not a blaze of glory
You look down from your temple
As people endeavor to make it a story
And chisel a marble word
But all is lost if it's never heard
But I've got someone to make reports
That tell me how my money's spent
To book my stays and draw my blinds
So I can't tell what's really there
And all I need's a great big congratulations
I'll keep your dreams
You pay attention for me
As strange as it seems
I'd rather dissolve than have you ignore me
The ground may be moving fast
But I've tied my boots to a broken mast
The difference is clear
You throw it in your cauldron
Rust and veneer, dusk and dawn
Steinways and Baldwins
You start with a simple stock
Of all the waste and salt to taste
But damn my luck and damn these friends
That keep on combing back their smiles
I save my grace with half-assed guilt
And lay down the quilt upon the lawn
Okei!
Hey þú, ógeðslega töff, ég er að tala við þig
ég er Silvía Night shining in the light
ég veit þú þráir mig.
Born in Reykjavík, hæfileikarík ekkert landsbyggðarfrík
ég veit ég vinn fokkin úrslitin, öll hin lögin hafa tapað.
Til hamingju Ísland með að ég fæddist hér
ég er Silvía Nótt og þið haldið með mér.
Eurovision nation fær sko flog er ég kem
ég er fædd til að vinn'etta, tremma í hel!
*Töff töff töff*
Mitt lag, ógeðslega töff ekkert nineties ógeð.
Það er töff, ókey, það er ekki gay
ég er komin hér to stay.
Og hinar tíkurnar eru bólugrafnar en ég er hreinn-mær.
Þið elskið mig, þið dýrkið mig en samt eitthvað svo glatað.
Til hamingju Ísland með að ég fæddist hér
ég er Silvía Nótt og þið haldið með mér.
Eurovision nation fær sko flog er ég kem
ég er fædd til að vinn'etta, tremma í hel!
*Je je je!*
Ísland, til hamingju Ísland, til hamingju Ísland, til hamingju Ísland,
til hamingju Ísland, til hamingju Ísland,
til hamingju Ísland, til hamingju Ísland.
Ring ring ring
Ring ring ring
Ring ring ring
Ring ring ring
Til hamingju Ísland með að ég fæddist hér
ég er Silvía Nótt og þið haldið með mér.
Eurovision nation fær sko flog er ég kem
ég fer til að vinn'etta, tremma í hel!
Til hamingju Ísland með að ég fæddist hér
ég er Silvía Nótt og þið haldið með mér.
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English Translation:
Congratulations
Hey you, looking at me, I'm talking to you
I'm Silvia Night shining in the light – I know you want me too
Born in Reykjavik in a different league – no damn eurotrashfreak
The vote is in, they say I win
To bad for all the others
So congratulations I have arrived
I'm Silvia Night and I'm shining so bright
Eurovision nation your dreams will come true
You've been waiting forever
For me to save you
Wham bam boom
My song's totally cool no yesterday's news
Really hot okay, really not too gay
I'm coming here to stay
Want a piece of me, listen carefully
You'll be D.E.A.D.
So boys and girls around the world,
Let's meet next year in Iceland
So congratulations I have arrived
I'm Silvia Night and I'm shining so bright
Eurovision nation your dream's coming true
You've been waiting forever
For me to save you
(phone - conversation)
Hello is it god?
What's up dog?
It's your favourite person in the world Silvia Night
I'm saving the world
See you...bye
So congratulations I have arrived
I'm Silvia Night and I'm shining so bright
Eurovision nation your dreams will come true
You've been waiting forever
For me to save you
Wham bam boom
So congratulations I have arrived
I'm Silvia Night and I'm shining so bright
Eurovision nation your dreams will come true
Vote for your hero that's what you must do
I love you
Is that seat taken?
Congratulations
Would you like to take a walk with me?
My mind it kind of goes fast
I'll try to slow it down for you
I think I'd love to take a drive
I want to give you something
I've been wanting to give to you for years
My heart
My heart, my pain won't cover up
You left me.. hu hu hu hu
My heart can't take this cover up
You left me.. hu hu hu hu
I came to see the light in my best friend
You seemed as happy as you'd ever been
My chance of being open was broken
And now you're Mrs. Him.
My words they don't come out right
But I'll try to say I'm happy for you
I think I'm going to take that drive
I want to give you something
I've wanted to give to you for years
My heart
My heart, my pain won't cover up
You left me.. hu hu hu hu
My heart
My heart can't take this cover up
You left me.. hu hu hu hu
And I can't change this
I can never take it back
But now I can't change your mind
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
And I can't take this
I can never take this back
But now I can't change your mind
Can't change your mind
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
Can't change you mind
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
Just make it go away
Make it go away
Saw an old friend on the street
She said today's your wedding
My heart stopped
The tears dropped
Saw my whole life pass me by
I had to see you, baby
I never ran so fast before
I rushed inside the chapel door
You were waitin' all alone
You turned around and heard me call
Congratulations
I thought it would have been me
Standin' here with you
Congratulations
I hope you're happy
'Cause as long as I can breathe
You'll always be the one for me, oh, oh
Why was I the last to know
I thought that we were special
My soul shakes
My heart breaks
As I turn and walk away
I can't believe it's over
We never really said goodbye
Thought we'd give it one more try
Felt our love was here to stay
And now today's your wedding day
Congratulations
I thought it would have been me
Standin' here with you
Congratulations
I hope you're happy
I brought directions, baby
Our hearts unite you and me
Because you really need to say goodbye
I thought it should have been me, oh... oh... oh...
But as long as I can breathe
You'll always be the one for me
'Cause as long as I can breathe
You'll always be the one for me
I have a sweet creamy warm little jelly roll.
I have a mind to just let my whole body go.
Thought I was hungry but now I don't really know.
If you don't want it you simply just say no.
I ain't an animal, lovable, huggable.
You look so human but hey one can never tell.
I got no secrets and I think that you should know
Life ain't a party, it's not like a video.
"i am" he said to me "equally wary."
I don't know what I like only know what I don't.
I don't like what I know only love what I don't.
I know the fire but none of the afterglow.
Killing the irony that's ruining rock+roll.
"i am" he said to me "equally wary."
Thinking of you as I lick the crumbs off the floor.
Congratulations are due as you shut the door.
Never began and so nor will it ever end.
Only desire, desire not anything more.
I am he. he is me.
I am he. he is me.
Good guys finish last [?]
In result my concern
Take your time wait your turn
Winds gonna blow just stand firm
Well our man will take a plain
[?] first class and never look your way
[?] will perform on the same stage
Patrol cross country two whole days
[?] pigs along the way
People we met what they say
I was out of town when I heard your voice
It hurt like hell but made a choice
[?] I came from nothing
Burn the whole truth ashamed and [?] nothing
Let's me know I have been through something
Only the [?] will survive the struggle
[Chorus:]
Congratulation
Say I have been through much
Always on the [?] working this
Working that
Fuck it this used to be my attitude
Coming from a place were you really got lucky
Never thought I will see a day the devil couldn't touch me
What the hell would I know never [?]
The war from the country the middle of Kentucky
[?] special and one [?] to open being [?] wouldn't change by the [?]
I had to make a choice keep running no stop
I ain't [?] but a nigger learnt a lot [?] know a few that didn't make it out
So we poured into a liquor make a toast and take a shot
For the wars that we lost on our way to the top
[Chorus:]
Congratulation
Say I have been through much
Always on the [?] working this
Working that
[?] fight till final
Nice with the left hitting better with the right
First day of school [?]
I am always keep [?] of cool
Spending my days at the bar
High school buddies [?] Kentucky
Touch me [?] know I will be miss
And my girl stay down [?]
She could do better
I knew it so I let her
Only 1 trying to deal with the pressure
Heard you boy trying to be the next [?]
My efforts put it to a [?]
A couple [?]
Took a while to [?]
But the [?] lives on [?] became you
And if I could everybody on the hills to salute
No hill no wait through
To everyone [?] is time that you
[Chorus:]
Congratulation
Say I have been through much
Always on the [?] working this
Working that
It's all for one and one for all
Together we're gonna stay [?]
Regardless whom we're gonna [?]
Back against the wall is us against them all
Get myself [?] I made it this far
[?] but they break that
And cry when they break up the bar
It was hard but [?] the sky is the limit
[?] is far from over [?] finish got a [?] and a future
And how to win it
Now we got it we're gonna defend it
I came lost none of us was on the same class
But I looked out for me like staying [?]
Perfect example of making good things last
Through sunshine and rain and when the rain passed we stood
Strong [?] never changed past [?] spitting on the same tracks
Not only that your boys fight but I am kicking that ass
[Chorus:]
Congratulation
Say I have been through much
Always on the [?] working this
Working that
He will fight he will fight
Congratulations for breaking my heart
Congratulations for tearing it all apart
Congratulations, you finally did succeed
Congratulations for leaving me in need
This morning I looked out my window and found
A bluebird singing but there was no one around
At night, I lay alone in my bed
With an image of you going around in my head
Congratulations for bringing me down
Congratulations, now I'm sorrow bound
Congratulations, you got a good deal
Congratulations how good you must feel
I guess that I must have loved you more than I ever knew
My would is empty now 'cause it don't have you
And if I had just one more chance to win your heart again
I would do things differently but what's the use to pretend
Congratulations for making me wait
Congratulations, now it's too late
Congratulations, you came out on top
Congratulations, you never did know when to stop
I can tell that you're already growing tired of me
Want no part of me you even strated lying to me
And if you started out to break this heart inside of me
Congratulations to you dear you're doing fine
I pass you on the street and you don't speak to me
You just look at me and then you walk away from me
And if you started out to make a fool of me
Congratulations to you dear you're doing fine
And you should be comanded for the sorrow you cause me
How does it feel to be the Queen of Misery
So if you started out to make a fool of me
Congratulations to you dear you're doing fine
[ guitar ]
And you should be comanded...
(Dave Gibson, Patti Stephens)
Congratulations
You made a fool out of me
I hope you're happy
So now just let me be
I might be slow to lovers
But I catch on eventually
Congratulations
You made a fool out of me
Anticipation
You kept me waiting in line
Your situation did not allow you time
So I'd sit home alone
Pretending someday you'd be mine
Congratulations
You made a fool of me this time
Then he played it smart
You stole my heart
And tore my world apart
Guess you always knew
I'd be the perfect fool
Congratulations baby
You win, I lose
Imagination
The way I dreamed it could be
Ooo, the sweetest sensation
Of how you made love to me
But now the vision's gone
It's time to face reality
Congratulations
You made a fool out of me
Congratulations
You made a fool out of me
you kiss your life goodbye
like lovers in the night
returning home alone
as if you suffered a heart attack
under the weight of the world
that nearly broke your back
it was written on your face
I can see it in your face
congratulations
today's another day
it's coming crashing down
to break you again
congratulations
you can change
sometimes when lying on your back
you learn to breathe again
black out your bittereness
forget your jaded bliss
your shadow falls on me
you blame it all on a mutiny
when everybody around you always seems so free
I can see it in your eyes
it's burning in your eyes
congratulations
today's another day
it's coming crashing down
to break you again
congratulations
you can change
sometimes when lying on your back
you learn to breathe again
nothing left to lose
there's nothing left to lose
nothing left to lose
there's nothing left to lose
congratulations
you have another day
it's coming crashing down
to break you again
congratulations
you can change
sometimes when lying on your back
you learn to breathe again
there's nothing left to lose
Congratulations!
When I wake up in the morning,
Look myself in the mirror
I say: Congratulations!
I throw some money in the air
Cause I lived to see another day!
Congratulations!
Cause we made it, we made it!
And everybody is all right!
Congratulations!
We fail it, we fail it,
We're toasting to the good life!
Congratulations!
Ah, shit! Momma look, I did it!
I made it to the top, when ain't nobody fucking with it,
Bottom's up, mother fucker!
Champagne glasses,
It's a fucking invasion, you bastards!
Chorus:
Congratulations!
When I wake up in the morning,
Look myself in the mirror
I say: Congratulations!
I throw some money in the air
Cause I lived to see another day!
Congratulations!
Cause we made it, we made it!
And everybody is all right!
Congratulations!
We fail it, we fail it,
We're toasting to the good life!
Congratulations!
Ah, shit! Momma look, I did it!
I made it to the top, when ain't nobody fucking with it,
Bottom's up, mother fucker!
Champagne glasses,
(... champagne asses! )
Ah, see now we're popping our shit,
Spend my sixteen in this...
Now we're popping out that shit!
I was broke as fucked, nigger
Nobody gave me hand,
Now I stand out, you'll be... that shit!
My problems is... start without that shit,
But I can't mother fucker,
I work hard for all this shit!
So I'm gonna talk my shit,
I'm the precious, I'm the best,
So DJ call it...
Ain't no stress, ain't no stress,
We are, and we made it,
So middle finger to the niggers that hate us!
Aha, congratulation tell my momma, though
She gave life and now...
Chorus:
Congratulations!
When I wake up in the morning,
Look myself in the mirror
I say: Congratulations!
I throw some money in the air
Cause I lived to see another day!
Congratulations!
Cause we made it, we made it!
And everybody is all right!
Congratulations!
We fail it, we fail it,
We're toasting to the good life!
Congratulations!
I had two fucking dollars in my mother fucker pocket,
Then I still told the niggers, that...
... not before I bought a hour, cause I swear my night is long!
I ain't going to no club,... tryna' make it,
The shit is in my face, best believe it, I'mma take it!
I ain't waiting for nobody, I beat that new...
Cause my niggers try to ride new...
Louis V, Cindy Prada,... four seasons, we used to...
(... shots and shots and my nigger call,
... far, without a fucking score! )
I hug my nigger, tell him I'mma move him out,
I see the house, I didn't see the...
But now we're home, nigger...
Chorus:
Congratulations!
When I wake up in the morning,
Look myself in the mirror
I say: Congratulations!
I throw some money in the air
Cause I lived to see another day!
Congratulations!
Cause we made it, we made it!
And everybody is all right!
Congratulations!
We fail it, we fail it,
We're toasting to the good life!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
California congratulations!
Friends know, congratulations!
... congratulations!
Long beach, congratulations!
... congratulations!
Old town, congratulations!
England world, congratulations!
Invasions!
I'm talking... congratulations!
L.A. congratulations!
My momma, congratulations!
KJ, congratulations!
Iceman, mister... congratulations!
Hey oh! Congratulations!
Everybody congratulations!
Chorus:
Congratulations!
When I wake up in the morning,
Look myself in the mirror
I say: Congratulations!
I throw some money in the air
Cause I lived to see another day!
Congratulations!
Cause we made it, we made it!
And everybody is all right!
Congratulations!
We fail it, we fail it,
We're toasting to the good life!
Congratulations!