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Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, and producer. He is the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that airs on CBS. In addition to hosting that program and performing stand-up comedy, Ferguson has written two books: Between the Bridge and the River, a novel, and American on Purpose, a memoir. He became a citizen of the United States in 2008.
Before his career as a late-night television host, Ferguson was best known in the United States for his role as the office boss, Nigel Wick, on The Drew Carey Show from 1996 to 2003. He also wrote and starred in three films, directing one of them.
Ferguson was born in the Stobhill Hospital in the Springburn district of Glasgow, Scotland to Robert and Janet Ferguson, and raised in nearby Cumbernauld, growing up "chubby and bullied". When he was six months old, he and his family moved from their Springburn apartment to a council house in Cumbernauld. They lived there as Glasgow was re-housing many people following damage to the city from World War II. Ferguson attended Muirfield Primary School and Cumbernauld High School. At age sixteen, Ferguson dropped out of Cumbernauld High School and began an apprenticeship to be an electronics technician at a local factory of American company Burroughs Corporation.
Lionel Andrés Messi (Spanish pronunciation: [ljoˈnel anˈdɾes ˈmesi], born 24 June 1987) is an Argentine footballer who plays in La Liga for FC Barcelona and is the captain of the Argentina national team, mainly as a forward.
By the age of 21, Messi had received Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player of the Year nominations. The following year in 2009 he won both the Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player of the Year, and won the inaugural FIFA Ballon d'Or in 2010 and 2011. He also won the 2010–11 UEFA Best Player in Europe Award. Messi is the fourth football player to win three Ballons d'Or, after Johan Cruyff, Michel Platini and Marco van Basten and the second player to win three consecutive Ballons d'Or, after Michel Platini. His playing style and small stature have drawn comparisons to Diego Maradona, who himself declared Messi as his "successor".
Messi has won five La Liga titles and three Champions League titles. In 2012, Messi made UEFA Champions League history by becoming the first player to score five goals in one match, in a 7–1 win against Bayer Leverkusen. With two goals in the next round against A.C. Milan, he matched José Altafini's record of 14 goals in a single UEFA Champions League/European Cup season. He also became the first player to top-score in four successive European Champion Clubs' Cup campaigns. He set the world record for most goals scored in a season during the 2011–12 season, with 73 goals.
Plot
After establishing himself as one of the world's best safe-crackers, Nelson decides to retire from his life of crime and walk the straight and narrow. However, when his brother is targeted after going into debt with an organized crime ring, Nelson finds himself pulled back into the life he left behind for one last big job. Luckily, he has a little help in the form of fellow top-notch crook Art.
Keywords: ambiguous-ending, ambulance, bank-robbery, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, beating, black-dress, brother-brother-relationship, burned-alive, c4-explosives
They had the perfect plan. Just one thing was missing - Trust.
Plot
An earthquake measuring 9.5 on the Richter Scale splits California into an island with a perpetual dustcloud hanging over it. The survivors of the terrible ordeal have started to come together in the shape of Nick Preston (Dolph Lundgren) an air force captain, and other fractions of the military, including Sarah McBride and Lucky Simcoe, and have situated themselves in a warfare junkyard, holding weaponry from forgotten conflicts. They are searching for food, fuel and fellow survivors, and a possible path into the next world, while also dodging a violent plague that causes the skin to boil.
Keywords: action-hero, army, barbecue, bare-chested-male, battle, battlefield, blood, blood-splatter, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brawl
Welcome to the island of California.
After the final earthquake... welcome to the island of California.
The future depends on one man.
Nick Preston: Something's not right. Something shifted.::Lucky Simcoe: Shifted? Now you're spooking me, Captain.
State Trooper: Want a peanut?
Plot
The Liberal Kansas area is in trouble. The town is without a Marshal and the nearby farmers are unable to grow crops due to the summer drought and trail riders that run cattle over their land. Bat Masterson arrives to bring law and order and his Deputy accidently finds a variety of wheat that will withstand the drought. But the farmers are giving up and leaving and Bat must convince tham to stay. He wants them to continue farming and also help round up the local gang of outlaws.
Keywords: ambition, bar-shootout, based-on-book, based-on-novel, bat-masterson, cattleman, dance-hall-singer, dancehall-girl, deputy, drought
Billy Burns: You think you got some pretty tough fellas over there in Dodge City. I guess you ain't never heard of Dry Gulch Curly have you? You see, old Brandyhead Jones, he was a United States Marshal, too. He done all the hanging over in our neighborhood. And this Dry Gulch I'm telling you about -- he was so tough that when Old Brandyhead hung him, his trigger finger kept jerking for two hours after he was dead.
Marshal Bat Masterson: What do you want, Carmody?::Carmody: [Smiling] Look here, Bat. These citizens here have elected me spokesman...::Marshal Bat Masterson: Listen here, fella, there's only two kind of people I allow to call me Bat: good friends and people I like. You don't belong in either group. [Carmody stops smiling] Now, whatta yuh wanna say?
Allen Harper: [Trying to read his fiancee's letter, which is all crumpled] Billy, you've got this thing so messed up I can't read it.::Billy Burns: Would you like to know what it says?::Allen Harper: Oh, you've been readin' it!::Billy Burns: Oh, you and me ain't got no secrets from each other, do we?::Allen Harper: Well, I hadn't planned on sharing my girl with you.::Billy Burns: Mebbe not after you're married, eh? She wants you to go ridin' with 'er. I've got Red all saddled up ready to go!::Allen Harper: Well, why didn't you say so? I've got to get dressed.::Billy Burns: [as Allen is putting on a tie] No, no, no! Not that one!::Billy Burns: [Handing him another tie] There you are!::Allen Harper: [Looking at the die with distaste] Why, that's too loud!::Billy Burns: It's the one she give yuh fer yer birthday, ain't it? You ain't even wore it once. A woman don't shy a leetle might of color when she's bein' sparked.::Allen Harper: Whatta you know about women?::Billy Burns: Who me? Why I've had women from Arkansas to Zanzibar. No matter what they're thinkin' I'm jeest a jackrabbit hop ahead of 'em!
Carmody: [Walking up to Msterson] Look here, my friend, you're taking quite a load on your shoulders.::Marshal Bat Masterson: Who are you?::Carmody: I run the Oriental over there, and we take care of our own troubles here in Liberal.::Marshal Bat Masterson: You don't do a very good of it. If I hadn't to happen along, you'd have to hang this man for murder.::Carmody: You talk like a peace officer.::Marshal Bat Masterson: Every citizen is a peace officer when the peace is violated. This is a free country by statute.::Carmody: Statutes haven't reached this part of Kansas yet. You've plenty to learn, my friend. Among other things, I'll inform you that no cowboy will ever hang in Liberal. [the crowd rumbles in agreement]::Marshal Bat Masterson: Liberal is the county seat. According to law it's where killers hang when convicted.::Carmody: Let's put it this way... if they're convicted, they hang. I'd advise you to get acquainted with our town.::Marshal Bat Masterson: I've been doin' a little along that line, but I'm grateful for the suggetion. I'll try to learn more.::Carmody: Good start would be to introduce yourself.::Marshal Bat Masterson: Oh, didn't I? - Social error. The name's William Bartley Masterson, United States Marshal.::Carmody: [Clearly alarned] Bat Masterson?::Marshal Bat Masterson: Yes.
Billy Burns: [Pulling a wounded Larkin down from his horse] Come on, get out of there! Deputy Burns is talkin'! Larkins, you're gonna get thirty days for that killin' and then we're gonna hang yuh! [the townsfolk laugh]
Allen Harper: [as they watch cowboys riding out of town] I hope that's the last of them.::Billy Burns: Well, it ain't. I'm bettin' before you know it, this town'll be hotter'n a two dollar pistol on the Fourth of July.
Lance Larkin: [from his jail cell] Hey, Masterson. You didn't think you were gonna stop my friends from gettin' me outta here, did yuh?::Marshal Bat Masterson: [determined] If they do, you'll go out feet first with a bullet right between the eyes and not in the back like you gave McKeon.
Marshal Bat Masterson: You see, Masterson, with you on our side of the fence, we've got nothing to worry about. [Cutaway to a humming Carmody nodding to Larkin outside the door hiding in a balcony] So there it is, Masterson. you play along with me, and in a year you'll be a rich man. You can throw that badge away, and live like a king.::Marshal Bat Masterson: Look, Maury, I wouldn't make a deal with you if it was endorsed by the President himself. We're on different sides of the street, and I'll stay on mine.
Billy Burns: [to the men Masterson has locked up in jail] You fellers ain't gonna be lonesome in there very long. Before Bat Masterson gets through with this town, this jail will be more populous than a hound dog with the fleas.
Marshal Bat Masterson: Listen, Carmody, some day you're gonna make it necessary to kill you.
Plot
Thrown out of her home after her husband discovers her infidelity, a woman sinks into degradation. Twenty years later, she is charged with killing a man bent on revealing her degraded status to her husband and the son she left behind. The son, unaware of her identity, becomes her defense attorney.
Keywords: alcoholic, based-on-play, blackmail, buenos-aires-argentina, cafe, cardsharp, courtroom, deception, fistfight, fugitive
Free. . .
Next song?
Hahahahaha
Ohhhh boy
Mama Yoke
That used to be my nickname
He was on a airplane
Sittin next to this guy
Said he wasn't too shy
And he seemed real nice
Until he found out he was gay
That's so not mellow
Let's get free. . .
Let's get free
Let's get free
Now make it mellow
Now make it mellow
Freestyle
Xone 1
Boy meets boy
Boy loses boy
Boy gets cute boy back
Girl meets girl
Girl loses girl
Girl gets cute girl back
One rule
No rules
One love
Freexone
Let's get free. . .
Let's get free
Let's get free
Now make it mellow
Now make it mellow
Freestyle
Xone 2
Boy meets girl
Boy loses girl
Boy gets cute girl back
Girl meets boy
Girl loses boy
Girl gets cute girl back
Free to be who you really are
One rule
No rules
One love
Freexone
Let's get free. . .
Let's get free
Let's get free
Let's get let's get let's get free
Let's get free
Now make it mellow
Now make it mellow
Freestyle
Xone 3
Love your sister
Love your brother
Love yourself
Remember
One rule
No rules
One love
Freexone
Freexone
Freexone
One rule
No rules
One love
Freexone
Freexone
Freexone
Freak Scene
Seen enough to eye you
But I've seen to much to try you
It's always weirdness while you
Dig it much too much to fry you
The weirdness flows between us
Anyone can tell to see us
Freak scene just can't believe us
Why can't it just be cool and free us?
Seen enough to eye you
But I've seen to much to try you
It's always weirdness while you
Dig it much too much to fry you
The weirdness flows between us
Anyone can tell to see us
Freak scene just can't believe us
Why can't it just be cool and leave us?
It's so fucked I can't believe it
If there's a way I wish we'd see it
How could it work just can't conceive it
Oh what a mess it's just to leave it
Sometimes I don't thrill you
Sometimes I think I'll kill you
Just don't let me fuck up will you
'Cause when I need a friend it's still you
GoodVibez:
Kann dir nicht mehr verzeihn, du bist wieder allein.
Stehst vor meiner Tür am Abend und kommst wieder nicht rein.
So verstreicht wieder Zeit und meistens verbleicht das Gefühl
Für deine Nähe wie der Heilige Geist.
Heimlicher Neid der uns beide endzweit.
Trägt uns nicht weit wie die Zeichen der Zeit.
Eigentlich weiß ich über alles bescheid,
Eigentlich weiß ich was mein Herz so zerreist,
Eigentlich ist es bis zum Berg nicht mehr weit.
Alles was uns bleibt nennt sich Wut, Schmerz und Leid.
Ärger und Streit und paar Verse vom Geist
Die dir letztlicherweise berechtigt erschein.
Verletzlich und klein, beträchtig am weinen,
Könnte ich dir deine Fehler niemals wirklich verzeihen.
Lässt mein Herz dich auf Lebzeiten niemals mehr rein.
In unserem Zuhause bist du nicht mehr daheim!
Grebush:
Ich kann und ich will nicht, ich muss nicht mehr mit dir zusammen sein.
Du hast viel zu viel Scheiß gebaut,
Ich kann dir nicht mehr verzeihen. (kann dir nicht mehr verzeihen)
GoodVibez:
Alles was noch da ist, reicht nicht mehr aus.
Gefühle die ich hatte, frei für eine Frau.
Deine Miene an dem Tag wo es zu Ende ging.
Der Tag an dem die Liebe in den Keller sinkt.
Der Tag an dem viele Menschen vom Geländer spring,
Weil man sich ohne Perspektiven nicht ändern will.
Weil an dieser Mensch I'm Leben ganz besonders fehlt.
Gedanken ihn am Kopf treffen, wie ein Bild I'm Portomonaise.
So das die Sorgen klingeln, ruf mich nicht an!
Dein Verhalten ist nicht gut für nem Mann.
Deine Art und Weise um die Konflikte zu lösen
Zeigt nicht deine Größe und wirft Licht in das Böse.
Mir geht es besser, fühl mich endlich wie ein freier Mann.
Der sich die Freiheit letzlich leisten kann.
Der Vergangenheit beseitigt, dich hiermit begräbt,
Weil du mich nicht verstehst ist es schliesslich zu spät.
Grebush:
Ich kann und ich will nicht, ich muss nicht mehr mit dir zusammen sein.
Du hast viel zu viel Scheiß gebaut,