El Niño/La Niña-Southern Oscillation, or ENSO, is a quasiperiodic climate pattern that occurs across the tropical Pacific Ocean roughly every five years. The Southern Oscillation refers to variations in the temperature of the surface of the tropical eastern Pacific Ocean (warming and cooling known as El Niño and La Niña respectively) and in air surface pressure in the tropical western Pacific. The two variations are coupled: the warm oceanic phase, El Niño, accompanies high air surface pressure in the western Pacific, while the cold phase, La Niña, accompanies low air surface pressure in the western Pacific. Mechanisms that cause the oscillation remain under study.
The extremes of this climate pattern's oscillations, El Niño and La Niña, cause extreme weather (such as floods and droughts) in many regions of the world. Developing countries dependent upon agriculture and fishing, particularly those bordering the Pacific Ocean, are the most affected. In popular usage, the El Niño-Southern Oscillation is often called just "El Niño". El Niño is Spanish for "the little boy" and refers to the Christ child, because periodic warming in the Pacific near South America is usually noticed around Christmas.
Plot
The morning after kicking off their semester with a patriotic "stars, stripes, and strippers" party, the members of the Omega fraternity awaken to a find a baby on their doorstep. After little to no deliberation, the Omegas decide to pledge the baby. When a rival fraternity member, Rico, learns of this, he devises a plot to ruin the Omegas reputation in the eyes of the student body at Hamilton University. It's up to the Omegas to not only secure their legacy at the University, but to also raise a baby in a fraternity house.
Keywords: abandoned-baby, alexander-hamilton, america, american-football, baby, baby-food, bachelor, bare-butt, bare-chested-male, basketball
It's potty time
His GPA is greater than his age
Cop 1: Is this a party?
Renato: What about me?
Steak Mungro: Steak... out.
Richie Sambora: Alright, so I wikipedia'd babies over here and it says that babies cry as a form of instinctive communication.::39: so the baby is trying to talk to us?::Merkhaus: Tell it to speak English!::El Nino: Yeah what is he some sort of immigrant baby?::Thames: It's a male.
Night Train's Date: He is so cute!::Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: I know, I'm just glad he's not mine.::Night Train's Date: Am I the first white girl you've ever been with?::Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: Hell naw!::Night Train's Date: Well it only takes one white girl to make a white baby.::Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: What?
Thames' Father: Let me tell you about the Omega class of 1932. The stocks were down, way way down. Oh, but so were the girls skirts. Ha ha ha. And we, the Omegas, we invented the boobs! The way to go, the way to show, the way to get the job done right? Skirts and down, the boobs are out, everything is flowing man! Like who needed consequences? We're no candyasses. We got it done, we made it work baby! The Omega, Omega, Omega! Yeah!
Thames: You want to know about that corn? Let me tell you about that corn; It took me SIX DAMN YEARS to raise that shit! And when you rip it out, you rip me out!
39: Didn't you learn your lesson last year?::Rico: The better question would be what kind of lessons have you learned since last year?::Merkhaus: That makes no sense.::Rico: Think about it.::Merkhaus: I just did it makes no sense.
Max: [THE BABY IS CRYING] How do we make him stop?::Giles: I don't know do something!::Max: Like what?::Giles: Anything. What are you good at?::Max: I can tell really, really good knock-knock jokes.::Giles: Ooh, let's hear one.::Max: Knock-knock.::Giles: Who's there?::Max: Fanny.::Giles: Fanny who?::Max: If anybody calls, I'm out. [BABY CRIES LOUDER]::Giles: That's even worse. You just made it even worse.
Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: You know I thought about it long and hard, and I came to the decision that my favorite food is corn dogs with teriyaki sauce.
Plot
Based on a true story in the Dominican Republic, Andrea, a young girl unleashes a spirit after removing a cross on a sacred holy ground cemetery. The spirit terrorizes Andrea and her family. The past history of the family is the key to the spirits terror on the family and Andrea. Andrea's family, witch doctors, and spiritual healers battle the spirit in attempts to return to a normal life.
Keywords: cemetery, cross, possession, spirit, witch-doctor
James Earl: [over the phone] Detective Harry Ball?::Detective Harry Ball: Who the hell is this?::James Earl: Just call me "Deep Throat"::Detective Harry Ball: You expect me to swallow that?
Detective Harry Ball: You have the right to shut up. Anything you say, can and will piss me off! If you can't afford a shyster attorney, we will assign you an overworked loser, who doesn't give a shit and will screw up your case anyway. Now, do you understand your rights?::Dirt Merchant: Yeah, I understand. This is a total frameup. Speaking of rights, where's your warrant anyway?::Detective Harry Ball: Huh? What?::Detective Harry Ball: [checking pockets and finding nothing] Shit!
[after looking at a series of portraits of Holly So Tightly alongside famous singers]::Dirt Merchant: Unbelievable!::Holly So Tightly: What is?::Dirt Merchant: You've humped half of my record collection.::Holly So Tightly: Whatever...
Dirt Merchant: I knew it all along. But why? Huh? Why?::Holly So Tightly: Why do you think? Johnny, Eric, Bart... they didn't love me. All they wanted was sex!::Dirt Merchant: You're a fucking porn star. What the hell do you expect?::Holly So Tightly: I'm not whore! Like help put my career, some real respect, and maybe a half decent orgasm once in a while!::Dirt Merchant: What about Ronnie? Huh?::Holly So Tightly: Figure it out, "Encyclopedia Brown"!
[after asking Holly So Tightly casual questions]::XTV Reporter: ...and how does it feel to be called "the biggest star fucker in the business"?::[Holly So Tightly looks at the reporter with a sour face]
[Holly So Tightly suddenly stops her car around the runaway Dirt Merchant]::Holly So Tightly: Come with me if you wanna leave.::Dirt Merchant: Huh?::Holly So Tightly: Don't worry, I know you're innocent!::Dirt Merchant: You do?::Holly So Tightly: Just get in the car!
[after Dirt Merchants' roommates get paid by a reporter and start talking provocatively about him]::Holly So Tightly: Consider yourself lucky...::[pulls Dirt Merchant to bed with her]::Holly So Tightly: ...at least you still have friends!::Holly So Tightly: My last three guys... Eric, Bart, John... dead! Gone!::[puts her arm around him and starts crying]::Holly So Tightly: I mean, do I have bad Karma or what?::Dirt Merchant: Maybe, you know... but ah... well, sometimes... shit just happens.::Holly So Tightly: Ah... you are so understanding.::Dirt Merchant: Thanks.::Holly So Tightly: Kiss me, you tool!::[kisses him]
[after Dirt Merchant joins Holly So Tightly per her request in centering himself via meditation]::Holly So Tightly: Ok, I'm centered. Now do me dirty, Dirt!::[jumps him]::[Holly So Tightly mounts Dirt Merchant aggressively in a pool's corner]::Holly So Tightly: [afterwards] I hope you don't mind me using you like a hapless sack of meat. But you know, sometimes a girl just gotta have it.::Dirt Merchant: [breathing to relax] Yeah, no problem, I guess...
[Holly So Tightly walks around the pool topless after she slept with Dirt Merchant]::Dirt Merchant: Watching her reminded me of something Sly would have said. "There's no such thing as fake tits".
Angie: God Dirt, what are you doing with your life anyway?
Molto fuoco grande passione
negli occhi del nino
cresciuto nella polvere
nel sole
nel cuore un grande sogno
come una rivoluzione
giocare con un mondo
che somiglia a quel pallone
nel fango quante gambe
per un gioco che si fa sempre pi? pesante
quante aspettative occhi addosso
per un piccolo
grande campione
il suo popolo lo ama
e lui gli piace di farsi amare
da loro ha preso tanto bene
ma ha tirato pure il male
El nino el nino y la pelota
El mundo es como una pelota
Terra madre del sud
le lacrime mi fanno uomo
ma il fatto ? che pi? vinco
e pi? mi sento solo
la gente mi da coraggio
mi porta dentro al cuore
perch? io so come fare
per farla sognare
dono della povert?
una bocca troppo grande
e non ci mette molto
l’arbitro del mondo
a far passare il nino
da santo a diavolo …
El nino el nino y la pelota
Whirlwind howling away
The ruins of our lives
Fly up the sky
Devastate
The barricades
The lightning strikes
Heaven wrath
Up in the sky
Whirlwind blows away
The ruins of our lives
Fly up the sky
Again and again
And again
I'm here to stay
I'll grab your entrails
Still
Calm
Everything looks calm in your eye
I'm calling your name
And the wind flies it away
Whirlwind howling away
The ruins of our lives
Fly up the sky
And again
Devastate
The barricades
Mirada de magia negra
Luna rota llena de oscuridad
Dime cuando llegara el dia
En el cual tu luz me alumbrara
Camino cubiertos de grietas
Rocas que me hacen tropezar
Dime cuando llegara el dia
En el cual tu sendero pueda caminar
Sal de mi mente
Rompe, tu encanto
De jame sola
Hechate a un lado
Esculturas hechas de secretes
La verdade ya quedo en el olvido
Dime cuando llegara el dia
En el cual muera lo vivido
Acompanantes de mis demonios
Fuego sobrio libre de pecado
Dime cunado llegara el dia
En el olide mi pasada
Sal de mi mente
Rompe, tu encanto
Dejame sola
As one, wet merchants turn their eyes towards the west.
Trade winds falter as if in dire consequence.
Freezing fish to fry, fail to materialise.
Christ-child, blood-warm current sends to touch the skies.
El nino.
Bathing in uncertainty, another age
seems to wing from T.V. screens in weather rage.
Savage retribution makes for a headline feats.
Planet-warming, opinion-forming headless beast.
El nino.
Cold thrust tongue extends its dark and watery touch.
Forces gather, martial stand against the rush.
Wily child in mischief here to make his play.
Leaves toys for little sister on another day
El nino.