The 14th Dalai Lama (religious name: Tenzin Gyatso, shortened from Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso, born Lhamo Dondrub, 6 July 1935) is the 14th and current Dalai Lama, as well as the longest lived incumbent. Dalai Lamas are the most influential figures in the Gelugpa lineage of Tibetan Buddhism, although the 14th has consolidated control over the other lineages in recent years. He won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1989, and is also well known for his lifelong advocacy for Tibetans inside and outside Tibet. Tibetans traditionally believe him to be the reincarnation of his predecessors and a manifestation of the Bodhisattva of Compassion.
The Dalai Lama was born in Taktser, Qinghai (also known to Tibetans as Amdo), and was selected as the rebirth of the 13th Dalai Lama two years later, although he was only formally recognized as the 14th Dalai Lama on 17 November 1950, at the age of 15. He inherited control over a government controlling an area roughly corresponding to the Tibet Autonomous Region just as the nascent People's Republic of China wished to assert central control over it. There is a dispute over whether the respective governments reached an agreement for a joint Chinese-Tibetan administration.
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50 Years after the fall of Tibet, Buddhist Masters exiled to Northern India Struggle to maintain their culture, traditions, and heritage. Visit with the most Powerful Buddhist Masters of our Age, including His Holiness the XIV Dalai Lama and His Holiness the XVII Karmapa, as we search for a Heaven in Exile.
Keywords: dalai-lama, karmapa, reincarnation, tibet
A Buddhist Prince is Crowned, the Dalai Lama waits . . . and the Struggle for Freedom Continues
The greatest Superhero movie of all time! (not counting all the others)
[after Aunt Lucille farts through Rick and Jill's conversation, Hourglass breaks through the window]::Hourglass: Sorry to drop in uninvited.::Rick Riker: It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. It was getting stuffy in here.
Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!::Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!::Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!
Uncle Albert: [to Rick about a book on puberty] There are mood swings, fluid retention, and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina.::[awkward pause]::Uncle Albert: This may be the wrong book.
Rick Riker: I'm not wearing any diamonds.
Rick Riker: [during a prolonged conversation with Jill while plummeting from a rooftop] This is a really tall building.
Lou Landers: [before death] Oh fuck.
Uncle Albert: God, Lucille! How could you take her away from me! I can't live without her! Lucille! Snookie lumps!::Undertaker: I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. This is your wife.::Uncle Albert: [sees Lucille in other casket] Ah!::Undertaker: She is this man's wife.::Uncle Albert: Give me five minutes.
Tom Cruise: [clapping with each syllable to emphasize his point] Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name - o.
Uncle Albert: [lovingly] Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on a hot sidewalk.::Aunt Lucille Adams: And you've always had a tiny penis.::Uncle Albert: Well, what does it matter when you're in love?
Priest: We are gathered today to say goodbye to Lucille Adams.::Mourners: Goodbye!
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Fat Slags charts the rise and fall of our eponymous heroines, who are unrepentantly vulgar and crass. Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune. Sean Cooley an internationally renowned billionaire suffers a blow to the head, rendering him temporarily insane on the day The Fat Slags arrive in London. Spotting them on a popular daytime TV chat show, he falls in love with their larger than life look and approach. Determined to make them stars, he forces fashion designer Fidor Konstantin to base his next collection around the girls, creating a media sensation. In a whirlwind turn of events, Sandra and Tracey take the UK by storm, hitting number one in the record charts and inadvertently winning the Turner Prize. As far as the press is concerned, fat is the new black... Throughout their journey into the world of celebrity, the girls maintain their unique and endearing vulgarity, coupled with an innocence that draws the British public to their cause. However, in private, jealousy is driving a wedge between Sandra and Tracey as they both vie for the attentions of Cooley. Only when he regains his mental faculties and turns on our unlikely heroines, do they realise that friendship is the only real thing they have in the mad world they've become a part of.
Keywords: based-on-comic, fat
Sandra: [Pulls out a cigerette] All right, Trace?::Tracey: No. I hear this welding is bad for your health!
Sandra: [Checking mail] Bill, bill, bill, bill... I don't know why this bloke keeps writing to me!::Tracey: Who?::Sandra: Bill. There's no way I'm meeting him: Strangeways.
Tracey: I could do with a snack, chips with curry sauce::Sandra: I fancy a bag o' crisps!::Tracey: Ooh, what flavour?::Sandra: Prawn cocktail?::Tracey: Ooh, you posh git!
Foreman: Hey, you two! Now, what would you say if I thought you two were doing a terrific job, and you both deserve a raise?::Sandra: Really?::Tracey: Really?::Foreman: NOOOOOOO! You're bloody awful! You're rubbish! The deliveries are weeks behind, your timekeeping stinks, and as for your safety record, you're worse than that bloke with Parkinson's down at the nitroglycerine factory! You two are a couple of useless, brain-dead seacows. Just give me one more excuse to fire your fat arses. Go on!::[a fire that Sandra unknowingly started earlier reaches some gas tanks, causing an explosion that demolishes the factory]
Dave: We're lookin' for our birds, ain't we, ya wazzock!::Immigration 1: I think their interest in them is sexual.::Baz: Too fuckin' right it's sexual. Our Sandra gives him a hard-on!::Immigration 1: What did he say? What did you just say?::Baz: [speaking slowly] Our Sandra. Him. Hard-on!::Immigration 2: Osama Bin Laden? [Baz and Dave are shown being deported to Afghanistan]
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The Tibetans refer to the Dalai Lama as 'Kundun', which means 'The Presence'. He was forced to escape from his native home, Tibet, when communist China invaded and enforced an oppressive regime upon the peaceful nation of Tibet. The Dalai Lama escaped to India in 1959 and has been living in exile in Dharamsala ever since.
Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, airplane, amnesty, arrest, assassination, assassination-attempt, atomic-bomb, bell
The destiny of a people lies in the heart of a boy.
The amazing story of the fourteenth Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama: I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.
[hearing the Chinese propaganda loudspeakers blaring outside]::Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.
Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha?::Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.
Chairman Mao: Religion is poison.
Dalai Lama: Just like a dream experience, whatever things I enjoy will become a memory. Whatever is past will not be seen again.
Dalai Lama: I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.
Dalai Lama: Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.
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The Tibetans refer to the Dalai Lama as 'Kundun', which means 'The Presence'. He was forced to escape from his native home, Tibet, when communist China invaded and enforced an oppressive regime upon the peaceful nation of Tibet. The Dalai Lama escaped to India in 1959 and has been living in exile in Dharamsala ever since.
Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, airplane, amnesty, arrest, assassination, assassination-attempt, atomic-bomb, bell
The destiny of a people lies in the heart of a boy.
The amazing story of the fourteenth Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama: I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.
[hearing the Chinese propaganda loudspeakers blaring outside]::Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.
Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha?::Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.
Chairman Mao: Religion is poison.
Dalai Lama: Just like a dream experience, whatever things I enjoy will become a memory. Whatever is past will not be seen again.
Dalai Lama: I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.
Dalai Lama: Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.
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The Tibetans refer to the Dalai Lama as 'Kundun', which means 'The Presence'. He was forced to escape from his native home, Tibet, when communist China invaded and enforced an oppressive regime upon the peaceful nation of Tibet. The Dalai Lama escaped to India in 1959 and has been living in exile in Dharamsala ever since.
Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, airplane, amnesty, arrest, assassination, assassination-attempt, atomic-bomb, bell
The destiny of a people lies in the heart of a boy.
The amazing story of the fourteenth Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama: I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.
[hearing the Chinese propaganda loudspeakers blaring outside]::Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.
Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha?::Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.
Chairman Mao: Religion is poison.
Dalai Lama: Just like a dream experience, whatever things I enjoy will become a memory. Whatever is past will not be seen again.
Dalai Lama: I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.
Dalai Lama: Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.
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The Tibetans refer to the Dalai Lama as 'Kundun', which means 'The Presence'. He was forced to escape from his native home, Tibet, when communist China invaded and enforced an oppressive regime upon the peaceful nation of Tibet. The Dalai Lama escaped to India in 1959 and has been living in exile in Dharamsala ever since.
Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, airplane, amnesty, arrest, assassination, assassination-attempt, atomic-bomb, bell
The destiny of a people lies in the heart of a boy.
The amazing story of the fourteenth Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama: I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.
[hearing the Chinese propaganda loudspeakers blaring outside]::Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.
Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha?::Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.
Chairman Mao: Religion is poison.
Dalai Lama: Just like a dream experience, whatever things I enjoy will become a memory. Whatever is past will not be seen again.
Dalai Lama: I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.
Dalai Lama: Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.
Ein Flugzeug liegt im Abendwind
An Bord ist auch ein Mann mit Kind
Sie sitzen sicher sitzen warm
Und gehen so dem Schlaf ins Garn
In drei Stunden sind sie da
Zum Wiegenfeste der Mama
Die Sicht ist gut der Himmel klar
Weiter, weiter ins Verderben
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben
Der Mensch gehört nicht in die Luft
So der Herr im Himmel ruft
Seine Söhne auf dem Wind
Bring mir dieses Menschenkind
Das Kind hat noch die Zeit verloren
Da springt ein Widerhall zu Ohren
Ein dumpfes Grollen treibt die Nacht
Und der Wolkentreiber lacht
Schüttelt wach die Menschenfracht
Weiter, weiter ins Verderben
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben
Und das Kind zum Vater spricht
Hörst du denn den Donner nicht
Das ist der König aller Winde
Er will mich zu seinem Kinde
Aus den Wolken tropft ein Chor
Kriecht sich in das kleine Ohr
Komm her, bleib hier
Wir sind gut zu dir
Komm her, bleib hier
Wir sind Brüder dir
Der Sturm umarmt die Flugmaschine
Der Druck fällt schnell in der Kabine
Ein Dumpfes Grollen treibt die Nacht
In Panik schreit die Menschefracht
Weiter, weiter ins Verderben
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben
Und zum Herrgott fleht das Kind
Himmel himm zurück den Wind
Bring uns unversehrt zu Erden
Aus den Wolken tropft ein Chor
Kriecht sich in das kleine Ohr
Komm her, bleib hier
Wir sind gut zu dir
Komm her, bleib hier
Wir sind Brüder dir
Der Vater hält das Kind jetzt fest
Hat es sehr an sich gepreßt
Bemerkt nicht dessen Atemnot
Doch die Angst kennt kein Erbarmen
So der Vater mit den Armen
Drückt die Seele aus dem Kind
Diese setzt sich auf den Wind und singt
Komm her, bleib hier
Wir sind gut zu dir
Komm her, bleib hier
Take my picture and hang it on the wall
Take my hand child and walk me down the hall.
Never look away never let me stray
Keep me on the chain baby every damn day
Take my picture let it slip away
Dalai Lama
Melodrama
Red piranha
Let me hear you one time
Red pajamas
Take take take my picture baby and hang it on the wall
Won't you take my hand child and walk me down the hall
Never look away never let me stray
Keep me on the chain baby every damn day
Take my picture let it slip away
Dalai Lama
Green iguana
Red piranha
Let me hear you one time
Psycho mama