A cartoon is a form of two-dimensional illustrated visual art. While the specific definition has changed over time, modern usage refers to a typically non-realistic or semi-realistic drawing or painting intended for satire, caricature, or humor, or to the artistic style of such works. An artist who creates cartoons is called a cartoonist.
The term originated in the Middle Ages and first described a preparatory drawing for a piece of art, such as a painting, fresco, tapestry, or stained glass window. In the 19th century, it came to refer to humorous illustrations in magazines and newspapers, and in the early 20th century and onward it referred to comic strips and animated films.
A cartoon (from the Italian "cartone" and Dutch word "karton", meaning strong, heavy paper or pasteboard) is a full-size drawing made on sturdy paper as a study or modello for a painting, stained glass or tapestry. Cartoons were typically used in the production of frescoes, to accurately link the component parts of the composition when painted on damp plaster over a series of days (giornate).
Mr. Bean is a British comedy television programme series of 14 half-hour episodes written by and starring Rowan Atkinson as the title character. Different episodes were also written by Robin Driscoll, Richard Curtis and one by Ben Elton. The pilot episode was broadcast on ITV on 1 January 1990, with the last television episode, "Goodnight Mr. Bean" broadcast on 31 October 1995. The final episode, "Hair by Mr. Bean of London", was a video exclusive released on 15 November 1995, but not broadcast in the UK until 2006.
Based on a character originally developed by Atkinson while he was studying for his master's degree at Oxford University, the series follows the exploits of Mr. Bean, described by Atkinson as "a child in a grown man's body", in solving various problems presented by everyday tasks and often causing disruption in the process. Bean rarely speaks, and the largely physical humour of the series is derived from his interactions with other people and his unusual solutions to situations. The series was influenced by physical performers such as Jacques Tati and comic actors from silent films.
Bugs Bunny is an American animated character created in 1938 at Leon Schlesinger Productions, later Warner Bros. Cartoons. Bugs is an anthropomorphic gray hare or rabbit and is famous for his flippant, insouciant personality, a pronounced Brooklyn accent, and his portrayal as a trickster. He has primarily appeared in animated cartoons, most notably the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of theatrical short films. His popularity there led to his becoming a corporate mascot of the Warner Bros. company. Bugs has appeared in more films than any other cartoon character and is the ninth most portrayed film personality in the world.
According to Bugs Bunny: 50 Years and Only One Grey Hare, Bugs was born on July 27, 1940 in Brooklyn, New York in a warren under Ebbets Field, home of the Brooklyn Dodgers. In reality, he was created by many animators and staff, including Tex Avery, who directed A Wild Hare, Bugs' debut role, and Robert McKimson, who created the definitive "Bugs Bunny" character design. According to Mel Blanc, the character's original voice actor, Bugs has a Flatbush accent. Bugs has had numerous catchphrases, the most prominent being a casual "Eh... What's up, doc?", usually said while chewing a carrot.
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At a haunted apartment block populated mostly by ladyboys and cross-dressers, Taew opens a new apartment but soon someone commits suicide in a room - or maybe its murder. That is the start of crazy and funny haunting incidents and scenes involving a lot of people running away from pursuing ghosts.
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After three katoey siblings (lady boys) have succeeded in freeing the ghost of an ancient lady in the previous sequel, they become famous and are now asked to run a haunted all-male apartment. More ghosts are waiting for these fun-loving katoeys and their cohort of amusing sidekicks.
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Three companions are frightened by a horrible ghost that haunts their dorm. Tired of running away, they summon a spirit to help them defeat the ghost. But things turn chaos when they can't control and handle the situation which finally brings up a hilarious haunting story.
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Taew, Cartoon, Mot-dum and Songkram are four aging-yet-still-outrageous katoey (drag queens) who run a boarding house for boys in provincial Thailand. After helping to cover up the mysterious deaths of two local teens (obese ladyboy "Pancake" and a beautiful local girl named Num-Ning), the two spirits begin haunting the dormitory, forcing the "girls" to try all sorts of crazy schemes to get rid of the ghosts. Eventually, they realize that the only way to do this is to help one the ghosts to avenge their deaths.
Keywords: dorm-room, drag-queen, gay-cowboy, ghost, muay-thai, phallic-symbol, screaming, thailand
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Los Angeles, the city of angels where six murders a day occur... A group of troubled youths learn survival skills from Taka, a prison counselor. Their rite of passage is tested when Taka takes these natural enemies on a forest retreat where they encounter a cult of death and its most unusual member, Bella, the psychopathic beauty who feasts on unsuspecting hikers. Taka is captured along with some of his students. Adversaries are now forced to depend on each other to survive. The hunt is on between the cult of death and the Wounded.
Keywords: independent-film, wound
(Alberich speaks)
Let me fly away over the Gates of paradise
Hide the shity - dirty way that I left behind
Give me power of sex and they'll see the horror grow
Let me lock and kill with torture, seed the superb,
Start the final show
{Chorus}
Jesus, I can see the light
Give me all your grace and charm
Forgive the sinners
Free their minds from torture age
Feed me with the bodies of the most pure human beings
Let me sneer and laugh at them with all their misfortune
Let me rape the prophets that assure a brand new world
I'm the only future and the crazy men must know
{Chorus}
Jesus, I can see the light
Give me all you grace and charm
Thank you for my weakness and
Sir. Lunchalot: I am the bravest knight and I'm the
only one
Who deserves that Hammer.
Sir. Narc Isus: I am the most beautiful knight,
Isn't that true!?
Sir. Maximus: I am the strongest one and
I can lift up the Anvil with a single hand!
Girls near by: ... but you just can't take the Hammer
out of the Anvil.
Sir. Artemix: I am Sir Artemix, the gaulish,
Let me face my fate.
Miss Olyvia: Oh, Paul Pie, I know you can do it!
Ô, ôu...
Sancho Pança: Just give to my master the chance to try
And you will see the birth of an authentic king.
Girls: ... no, he just can't take the Hammer out of the
Anvil.
Sir. Hopefool, who fell from the bed cursing:
"Every night I carry the dream of being King to the
kingdom of heaven
And I pray to the Lord: 'Give me strength to pull that
Hammer out'.
But as I wake up everyday in the morning, I go to the
forest to try...
I'm beginning to loose my patience with You Lord,
why don't You hear my plea?
I just want to be King!!!!!"
Girls: Hey, buddy! I think that Pyter Pen has fooled
them all!
But if he did it, please, don't tell them now.
Let us laugh a little more!
Sir Tibraw Fodage: STOP!
I'm from the barbecue department.
Get out of my way, you fools !!!
Ahh! Oooohh! Ôôôhh! Iiiiihhh!
Girls: ...no, you just can't take the Hammer out of the
Cartoon
Stop off at the Chinese take-out
After work
Spareribs and a six-pack
In my undershirt
Wake up with the T.V. on
An' a powerful thirst
Take a shower, go to work,
Take a stiff drink first
Rush hour 'n the train’s
A big anchovy can,
Check out what’s in ‘n out
And in ‘n out in People Mag
Fourteen bucks for a hot new
Flick that's really bad
Eat the worst piece of pizza pie
I ever had
Is this the life?
All the people in Commercials
Have so much fun
A bunch of happy baboons
Is this the life?
Or are we just in rehearsal
Excuse me - is this the feature
Or is this the cartoon??
Meanwhile the atomic weather's
Got me choked
Lunchtime is some mystery meat
And a can of coke
The train is late 'n the
Air-conditioning’s broke.
And I’m wedged between
These two fat fucks whose
Clothes are soaked.
Is this the life?
All the people in Commercials
Have so much fun
A bunch of happy baboons
Is this the life?
Or are we just in rehearsal
Excuse me - is this the feature
Now everybody's looking after me
If I'm dragging by some coat tail
I can't see it's too dark
But I've got to know what's got the best of me
When the circus that you left goes on parade
And those things you see seem so far in your charade
Too far, but I'm feeling like I don't dare look away
Don't look away
Did it almost make you feel
That something's got to happen soon
When you wake up feeling lost in your own room?
If you're crying in your beer you're gonna drown
If you think we'll rise above, you'd better look around
You'll see
It's a mountain made of sand crumbling under me
Maybe I'm chasing shadows on your wall
They loom so large but make me feel so small, so hard
When you're chasing your own tail in your own wheels
And a time to leave
(Time's tickin' away, time's tickin' away)
And a time to stay, I guess the things I look away
Did it almost make you feel that something's gotta happen soon
You're in the movies now and I'm in your cartoon
There's a ringing in my ears that's heaven sent
There's a beast out on the ruins, some broken down lover's lament
(Pyter Pen speaks)
From the hands of God Himself
I have brought you the Hammer,
Crossed a billion stars that no man dared to cross.
And the power of this weapon
In the right man's hand
Could bring peace again to this forsaken world.
And I made it all for you
'cause I thought you could be saved
From the darkness that's taken this world,
But I think I have done wrong.
You don't want to be saved.
I begin to think you like to live this way.
From the most crystalline light
Your souls have been created.
To be honored, brave and share this life.
But you chose another way
And got lost in this planet,
Now what comes to save
your life brings more disgrace
And I made it all for you
'cause I thought you could be saved
From the hell that you made in this world,
But I think I have done wrong.
You deserve this fate!
Now if you want to fight
I'll give you a reason to that!
"Lord, I don't know
why they're acting this way again.
Just like when Your own Son you have sent
(Jesus they killed)
Yes they did
(Now they fight)
Very soon their destruction will come!"
Give me back the Hammer.
You don't deserve It at all.
And till someone who does appear,
It will be sank forever
at this Anvil, From now on known as Hope!
...and I made it all for you,
'cause I thought you could be saved.
[Chorus:]
Ride wit a Chooley
Broads wanna do me
Get Fresh Louie
Ice-berg Goofie
Cops wanna 2 me
I live like a movie
6's on the dualy
Stay blowin fruity
[Chorus]
[Verse 1:]
Niggas scared of me, my potnas say
They beggin for the chopper play
Body guard killas got a house where Kevin Costner stay
Might just play some golf today
Never put the glock away
Jackas try to 2-step I make they ass rock away
Elegant, catch me at a symphany and opera play
Paint the rolly popper gray, Blow the whole top away
No matter what the coppers say
Still move a block a day
All you niggas pop or play and label Jimmy Hoffelay
Rebel outlaw, thats the same shit that Pac would say
Niggas gotta walk away, My chopper long as Dr. J
Amarilla gots to play, I might hop on the yacht today
Not today but fuck it Ima kill 'em in the block today
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 2:]
Trans Am wit the candy coat
Wait til ya see the Phantom though
Spend dollars with ya ho eatin grapes and cantelope
Shawty said she wanna see me naked like De'angelo
Guts on deck, 4 playin Alabama ho
I can have an' ho, I aint want it from an' ho
Hustlin in the buildin so what you sayin ho
Yall pop loot cris, We drinkin that old cris
This cost mo' bitch, that '74 shit
Bankhead nigga eatin octopus and swordfish
My whole clique gorgeous, say my name 'n forge it
Bake faggot-ass cliques full of Boy George's
They hate the team cuz the yard full of Rolls Royce's
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 3:]
Niggas try, aint no stoppin us, I fried 'em like Taloppia
Im mafia, talkin to my german in the boxster
President dinner bitch, a grand for the lobster
A grand for the oysters, stuffed clam and bosperch
Bitch I had 'tennas way before they had apollo search
I brought hard work 'for Igna man and star search
I called Kurt, found out I can rap and let 'em all hurt
Several years later Im the nigga in the tall vert
Section A killer man all I need is yard work
Hard work, flatland Adam-ville, dog work
Betcha ran to see me cuz my Chevy look like Starburst
Get ya feelings 'n all hurt, wait til ya see the fall vert
(Peter Pan:)
Show me where love lives
I can't see it's face no more
My room is empty,
just like their faces and everything they have.
Where is that sweetness?
Where has gone the lights?
No more they can see Your face,
My God,
in each other's eyes.
Show me where evil has hidden,
show me.
Why is all love destroyed?
Why do they spoil everything?
It's turned so ugly what once was so fair
Now I look for help and all I find is despair.
Emily you can't buy my love in a store
Can't give in, can't give up,
can't be sure.
When the door was opened
you have hurt me so bad,
but now it's closed
Damn why it feel like it's saturday mornin in this bitch. girl in the corner lookin like dora the explorer. bartender lookin like stewart griffin. security guard lookin like homer simpson... ooo shit. I must be in a cartoon damn... too many triple stacks (throw it back)
[Shell:]
Look, lookin out my mind yeah I'm on bout two is you thuggin is your rollin I say how bout you? I done mixed the ninja turtle with a lil grey goose now I'm bout to transform cause I'm into cartoons. gotta [?] track of pills and a ounce of that dough and my bitch rolled too in a spongebob shirt, she ain't trippin tho she done bought her friends too I use to knock that pussy out off a half of blues clues. back to my crew yeah my niggas go hard, I done left caught a charge gettin full of dem bars, I had this episode fuckin with this lil broad, she wanted me to hit it hit it by [?], you know I'm a dawg so I didn't hit it raw, that red transformer got my dick real hard, she said the pill make her feel like she sittin on mars so I ate her [?] and beat that pussy on the sharks
[Chorus:]
I'm in a cartoon I'm in a cartoon (throw it back) I'm in a cartoon I'm in a cartoon (throw it back) doin spongebob on em do the ninja turtle on em goin bart simpson on em I'm a transform on em... goin bugs bunny on em I mickey mouse on em goin blues clues on em (in a cartoon)
Boosie: cross the track we throw em back from the summer to the winter use to be a ninja turtle now I turned to master splinter I be actin you can't see me I turn to dragon ball z took two to the head dawg an I turned to sonic the hedgehog I'm clifford red dawg we actin me and my 40 glock we like scooby doo and shaggy I'm poppa smurf round this bitch when I'm on purple round this bitch big bucks like scroge mcduff ain't out of shit (I'm in a cartoon) feel like I'm on the moon saw my girl porsha but my eyes saw dora homer simpson in the buildin (ayyy mouse where marge at?) I can't find tootie aww shit where bart at (throw em back throw em back) [?] I'm always in trouble call me garfield the cat me and my dawgs we gettin stacks you can call us thunder cats look at my neck you see I'm on like I'm kin to fred flintstone
(Robin Hood speaks)
Mary, I left my home in Sherwood
Where everything was understood
Just to see the large smile falling down
From the top of your lips
Then I see your place has changed so much
Instead of trees and leaves and birds
You got to breath the gas
Coming out from the cars on the streets
Â…So don't tell me I have to see this place again,
Don't tell me I have to come on back again."
Just to remember I get so upset
Everything was so beautiful, look what is leftÂ…
What have they done to this place, dear?
Everything's gray at this place
What have they done to this place?!?
And this people here are frightening me so much
They're looking as if they were angry with me
Why is it?
Mary, I crossed the roadway so fast
I didn't see the car pass
And then I was thrown up to the air
With the blood falling down from my lips
Dear love, I broke my legs and arms too
I could not get to see you
Down in a hospital bed I cry
And I write, with my life on your lips
Â…So don't tell me I have to see this place again
Things look so strange
Since everyone fails to explain
Why this things were made
They just keep saying: "It was necessary".
So why do they look so sad? That's strange
And crossing the streets I can't see what's necessary
And crossing the streets I can't see anything
And crossing the streets I just see buildings falling
And I ask myself: Why does it have to be so high
When there's so many beautiful places
To live on the earth
Why build so high?
Man, I just cannot find my girl
( Emily whith:)
I've been trying to forget what he said
Been crying to my rhino-friend
But as I try to forget it
I know I can't make it
'Cause he has spoken my name
I've been crying to my rhino-friend
Been trying to forget about it
But his words were so heavy
Said I'd be to blame
If this world fells to despair
And I know, I cannot take that…
I like to live like I'm in a cartoon
Yes, I'm chasing you all around the room
I beat your, beat your brains out, that's how I flirt
Oh, it's a vicious little game but no one gets hurt
And it's a hey, hey
Let's keep it together
Can we, hey, hey
Work it out?
This love's a cartoon, baby, in Technicolor
Screw your head back on ?cause here comes your mother
With her curlers made of dynamite
She's throwing them at us tonight
This is a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites
Yes, it's a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites
I like to live like I'm in a cartoon
Got a bowling ball on a tablespoon
A striker striking you out, drop it on your head
Kill you a hundred different ways but you're still not dead
And it's a hey, hey
Let's keep it together
Can we, hey, hey
Work it out?
This love's a cartoon, baby, in Technicolor
Screw your head back on ?cause here comes your mother
With her curlers made of dynamite
She's throwing them at us tonight
This love's a cartoon, baby, and you're the hero
Pop your greens down, lover, then whack the weirdo
He's trying to fly me to the moon
But I'm just staying here with you
This is a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites
Yes, it's a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites
Yes, it's a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites
Bound to the sound, get down, get down, down
Itty bitty, nitty gritty, polka dotted, pretty kitty
Bound to the sound, get down, get down, down
Itty bitty, nitty gritty, polka dotted, pretty kitty
I like to live like I'm in a cartoon
Yes, I'll suck you up into my vacuum
A bumble, bumble bee, honey, and I need a mate
Oh, it's illegal where we live but we're outta state
This love's a cartoon baby in Technicolor
Screw your head back on ?cause here comes your mother
With her curlers made of dynamite
She's throwing them at us tonight
This love's a cartoon, baby, and you're the hero
Pop your greens down, lover, then whack the weirdo
He's trying to fly me to the moon
But I'm just staying here with you
This is a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites
Yes, it's a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites
Yes, it's a pretty, pretty kitty but the kitty still bites
Na, na, na, na, na, na
I've got a microphone
Na, na, na, na, na, na
I've got a microphone
( Persifal:)
I saw a devil yelling right beside me.
I hear their voices all the time.
I believe the skies are falling
and wonder how I ever got this blind?
I saw my friends dying right in front of me.
I think about it all the time.
All around there're people dying.
With what kind of weapon should I fight?
Everywhere I look all I see is fear.
There's no way to escape or hide.
Maybe if I closed my eyes I could
find a safe place down inside.
And if a blue sky fell upon my skin
giving me a reason to fight?
Would it be enough to destroy all the evil?
Lord knows how much I have tried.
And now a sun starts to shine inside my skin
revealing a world that I've denied.
This is the world we have lost through all these years!
I thought I could see but I was completely blind!
----
Then I was taken to the entrance of a
tunnel that seemed to have no end.
Stepping into it, I began to see all sort
of things, good and evil and all the
temptations that once and always
have tormented my mind.
I saw wonderful women calling me to their
beds, saw my friends suffering and dying
And I wanted to help...
I saw Earth in all it's beauty!
Saw what it was created for and what it had become.
At this time, I wanted to stop and cry,
but something inside just made me go ahead.
Almost at the end of the tunnel,
I saw my mother, who passed away long before.
She seemed to call me to heaven
with some relatives of mine beside her;
and as I refused to go with her, she
transformed into the most terrible devil
that I've ever seen!
Some steps ahead, I met the end of the
tunnel, in somewhere out of space and time.
Then I saw the infinite faces of God!
All my doubts and fears had disappeared;
and as I cried in ecstasy, I discovered:
(Arthur:)
I speak through forgotten words,
and if inside my heart is happy
girl you know it happens just because of you,
my love!
( Guinevere and Arthur:)
I don't need another love
but this one that keeps my heart burning
all my world is turning just because of you,
my love!
( Priest)
Arthur and Guinevere.
Before this very crowd,
and in the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Ghost,
now I declare you:
Husband and wife,
The Queen of Fairies:
She smiled and softly she woke
She knew 'cause the wind told
Today he was coming!
She dressed her loveliest gown
She brushed her hair down
Fixing it with laces and flowers.
{Fairies chorus: Brushing down, brushing down.}
"The fairies came to see how pretty she was!
But the love in her eyes was what they admired most."
She appeared descending the stairs
while her king was down there
delayed by her father.
He felt the world out of axis
when he heard her name first.
( The lady's dad:)
She's Guinevere, my daughter.
"The fairies came to see how pretty she was!!!
(The King speaks)
It's time for me to settle down,
after all these days of war.
Now the land is free
and I most find myself a home.
It's time to think about love
and forget about the fight.
I think I'm in the evening
Guinevere
(The King speaks)
I want to love you even more, every second, my love.
I want to kiss you everyday, and it's close to enough.
I'd like to know what to do or to say just to make you
surrender to me girl. Because I love you so much... and
it's close to enough to have you here by my side.
I've done a lot of bad mistakes and I hope that's gone
far from now.
I was foolish and did things that I didn't mean at all.
And if I could show you the way that I've changed
maybe I'd make you surrender to me girl.
Because I love you so much....
and it's hard wake up without the light of your smile.
"And I'm going crazy here while my heart dissolves in
little pieces. And I loved you Guinevere from the first
time I have seen..."
I saw the moonlight on her face. It was so pale that
the moon got shy.
And the smile upon her face left me wanting to cry.
Because what I am feeling I cannot explain,
you have made me surrender to you girl.
Now I love you so much...
that is hard to live on without you here by my side.
"And I'm going crazy here while my heart dissolves in
little pieces. And I loved you Guinevere from the first
time I have seen... your smiling face"
-- She smiled, endlessly soft and brightly.
Then she moved to my side and sweetly I have kissed her
hand...
... now I live inside your soul,
oh, my Guinevere!
How, Lord, did I get here!?
I called to the angels, they answered my pray,
but now I don't know what to do with this feeling, I
pray...
"cause I'm going crazy here
while my heart dissolves in little pieces.
and I loved you Guinevere
from the first time I have seen"
...You just need to notice what I'm trying to notice on
(Peter Pan Speaks)
I have warned you once before
When your heart started to be cold
That you would better slow it down
'Cause your ambition cold destroy the whole world
I know it, you know it too
I have taught you almost everything I know
But you keep wanting more and moreÂ…
Now you're searching through some ways
I certainly don't approve
And you won't hesitate to use my words against myself
(Gerald, the herald:)
A kid removed the Hammer!
Now he must be king.
AHHHH, hear me shout! - A shout to the whole land:
A pure-hearted true born-king!!!
I know, you didn't expect that King.
Be sure, I didn't expect that King.
But he's got the Hammer, nobody can say a thing.
I know, nobody can believe that thing.
Why he? A seven years old slim kid.
He showed us, my brother that age doesn't mean a thing.
(The Nymphs by the lake:)
It's far ten years now, since his mother gave him
the money to buy a candy.
But that day, thoughtlessly he grabbed the greed
Hammer,
removing it out so easily.
But he had a brave heart;
and the Hammer made him matchless.
In strength and wisdom he has grown.
So he ran half of the world,
hammering throughout the land.
And nobody could believe that the king was only ten!
He ruled the world,
so the knights began to love him.
The girls got crazy about that fourteen man.
(Gerald:)
Nobody dared to challenge him
and who did, surely lost.
Now he's seventeen, the land is free,
and I can spread the news...
A kid removed the Hammer!
Now he must be king.
AHHHH, hear me shout! - A shout to the whole land: