Dracula (also known as Bram Stoker's Dracula) is a 1992 American Gothic horror-romance film directed and co-produced by Francis Ford Coppola, based on the novel Dracula by Bram Stoker. It stars Gary Oldman as Count Dracula and Winona Ryder as Mina Harker, also featuring Anthony Hopkins as Professor Abraham Van Helsing, Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker, and Sadie Frost as Lucy Westenra.
Dracula was greeted by a generally positive critical reception and was a box office hit. The film's score was composed by Wojciech Kilar and featured "Love Song for a Vampire" by Annie Lennox as the closing credits theme.
In 1462, Vlad Dracula, a member of the Order of the Dragon, returns from a victory against the Turks to find his wife, Elisabeta, has committed suicide after receiving a false report of his death. Enraged at the notion of his wife being damned for committing suicide, Dracula desecrates his chapel and renounces God, declaring that he will rise from the grave to avenge Elisabeta with all the powers of darkness.
In the wrong place at the right time.
Plot
'Monsters In Autumn' is an alternatively lighthearted and melancholy portrait of the lives and friendships of Frankenstein, The Wolfman, and Dracula. Cnsisting of a montage of improvised reminiscences of the aging 'monsters' with playfully staged footage of children enacting scenes as the same creatures.
Keywords: avant-garde, b-movie, children, experimental, mockumentary, post-modern, surrealism
An Ancient terror lives on in the new world.
Haunting, Seductive... and Pure Evil!
Plot
Among the finalists for "Centerfold Of The Year" are Angel and her spiteful rival Betty. However, no one is aware of Angel's involvement in a secret medical beauty enhancement program headed by Dr. Lindstrom. Desperate to win, Angel overdoses on Lindstrom's formula, with disastrous results. Soon she has grown to monstrous but shapely proportions, causing all sorts of complications, the most dangerous being Betty's jealousy of Angel's new-found attention. Betty discovers Angel's secret and takes the formula herself, causing her to grow into an equally gorgeous giant. As the girls battle it out on Hollywood Blvd., Dr. Lindstrom races to find an antidote.
Keywords: blonde, breasts, breasts-growing, camp, campy, catfight, centerfold, cult-director, cult-film, cult-film
She's so hot, you'll need to call 911.
Wilson: She just grew, and grew, and grew.
Betty: You looked in the mirror lately? How old are you - THIRTY? Are your breasts getting smaller?
Angel Grace: Help me, I'm huge!
Angel Grace: I'm a big girl... I can take care of myself.
[Bob orders his girlfriend to carry his suitcases]::Bob Gordon: I'm an equal-rights kinda guy.
[to J.J]::Bob Gordon: You're gonna be bigger than Elvis!
Angel Grace: I may be 60 feet, but I'm still all woman.
Inga: Have you seen the size of her breasts?::Betty: Ugh, how can you miss 'em?
Betty: Quit being taller than me!
Plot
Five short comic sketches, all unrelated to each other, except that they are all expressions of Italian sexual humor. In one sketch, Marty Feldman plays a bodyguard, hired by her father to watch a young woman; he watches her a little too closely. In another, while Barbara Bouchet's husband is out of town on business, a stranger offers her twenty million lire in return for sex. Three times he offers, three times she protests and then consents, only to find out in the end that both the man and his sixty million lire are -- oh, but that would spoil the ending. :-)
Keywords: adulterous-wife, adultery, beauty, episodic-structure, erotic-70s, erotica, female-nudity, italian-sex-comedy, panties, sex
After you've tried everything else... try Sex with a Smile.
Salvatore: One million in each envelope. Twenty envelopes, that's twenty million! Uh, Italian lire, but that's better than nothing...
Ignazio: Marvelous guy. There's no one better than Salvatore at bringing home the salami.
Alex the "Bodyguard": [having just frisked a woman who turned out to be a man] It's funny, you don't look Jewish.
Cavaliere Marelli: [having tied his dream woman to a bed] You fell into my diabolical trap, you gorgeous dummy. And now I'm going to investigate yours.
Dracula: We'll plunge together into a crimson lake!::Emilia Chiapponi: First you gotta plunge into something else.
Marcella Fosne: [to her dog Othello] You're a male chauvinist mutt!
[Intro:]
A-C-E, O-F, uh
[Verse 1:]
Wild, I'm not tame just because my visions are strange
I am normal not deranged, I am not a fucking lame
Your pee dripping wet, I need all my nutrients
On the phone, if I take you home how much can I get?
(Yeah), I like you but, (you) act like you don't like us
We could start a whole new religion girl, in Odd we trust
You play hard to got, got me hard like cement
Here's my car I love please do not dip, please just
[Hook:]
(Can you just) go
(Can you just) go
(Can you just) go
(But please don't) wait
(Can you just) go
(Can you just) go
(Can you just) go
(But please don't) wait
[Verse 2:]
I'm a fucking monster, my Tonka is trucker
In my locker got books, I'm a nasty mothafucker
Truth or dare in the cemetery, right past the elementary
My faith class for the whole century
You could bite my neck (or) I could bite your neck
(Or) you could bite her and excite her you will not regret
My castle got dungeons, my dungeons got dungeons
Open up them legs, let me see what's for lunch and
[Hook:]
(Can you just) go
(Can you just) go
(Can you just) go
(But please don't) wait
(Can you just) go
(Can you just) go
(Can you just) go
(But please don't) wait
[Bridge: x3]
And the sky is dark
The bats invade the park
In water swims the shark
But don't just wait, go
Feels like I'm trippin' again
Goin in circles
I'm not so sure where I've been
I'm goin in circles again
This situation is a code red 911
My 411 is I'm coming undone
Feels like the whole world's tweekin'
and I just wanna get my freak in
I just wanna get drunk this weekend
without throwin' up or sleepin' in jail
My life's spinning going out of control
I wanna get out of this hole
It feels like I'm losing it
What's wrong with me?
(I cant find myself)
What's wrong with me?
(I cant find myself)
Looks like they're shutting you in
Why should you take it?
Looks like they're shutting you in
Why should you take it again?
Your situation is a code red 911
Your 411 is you're coming undone
Feels like your whole world's dyin'
and you don't wanna be reminded
You don't wanna hear all this lyin'
You just wanna rewind and try it again
Your life's spinning
Going out of control
You wanna get out of this hole
It feels like you're losing it
Where did I go wrong?
What have I done?
There must be some way out
There must be some way out
There must be some way out
There must be some way out
Can you dig it
Freedom
Can you dig it
Freedom
Where did I go wrong?
Going through the deep forest of silence
When moonlight shines the ground through the fog
Towering on the hill, majestic ancient castle
Freezing shadow of black, emitting from all white walls
Sleeping in the underground room, sleeping in a black
coffin without a cross
Locked evil life as an evil dream, but, darkness &
moonlight bring awakening
Someone's daughter, Sacrificed, the daughter is a
maiden, the maiden is beautiful, pure without lie
The holy cross has no light, rusted holy water, mirror
is a blind decoration, and all has no power
Dracula, looking for virgin's blood
Dracula, wandering at midnight
Dracula, phantom of Transylvania
Dracula, illusion of Transylvania
Walking through the forest of a witching midnight
When moonlight shines a city through lust
Nocturnal beasts obey under control of the dark law
Freezing eyes of blue, enslaved time & heart
Sleeping in the underground room, sleeping in a black
coffin without a cross
Locked evil life as an evil dream, but, darkness &
moonlight bring awakening
Ritual teeth of love approach gently to the neck, no
bloody scene, a beautiful kiss of hungry love
Maiden's ecstasy of love, it changes pure blood into
the soul of life to fly to the night sky again
Sleeping in the underground room, sleeping in a black
coffin without a cross
Locked evil life as an evil dream, but, darkness &
moonlight bring awakening
Sleeping in the underground room, sleeping in a black
coffin without a cross
Locked evil life as an evil dream, but, darkness &
Waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting for the midnight hour
My name is
Dracula, Come here, I've something for you
Dracula, I need a little life
Dracula, And you are gonna be my wife
Walking through the town when the streets are bare in the night
Shadows everywhere, are you sure it's a trick of the light?
Fear is at your heal but you kick it away, you're so sure theres nothing behind you
That's a mistake you can make just one time
I bet you thought that I was a ficticous guy from the movie screen
Now its far too late for you to break this date, you missed your chance to scream
My only sense of humor's in a jugular vein and your neck is on the menu tonight
Soon you will know what it's like to be mine
My name is
Dracula, Come here, I've something for you
Dracula, I need a little life
Dracula, And you are gonna be my wife
As long as you live, the Bride of Dracula
As long as you live, the Bride of Dracula
As long as you live, the Bride of Dracula
As long as you live
You'll be Waiting, waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting, waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting, waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting, waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting, waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting, waiting for the midnight hour
Waiting, waiting for the midnight hour
You gonna try and hide
In the dark corners
Of the night
But he' s gonna get you
'Cause he' s not human at all
He' s Dracula ha, ha, ha, ha
Chorus:
Dracula, Dracula (x2)
During the day he' s my friend
But when the night falls
He' s no friend of mine
During the day he' s my friend
But when the night falls
He' s nobody friend
His eyes shine wild with fire
His heart is cold as ice
I am scared of him
He lives on human blood
He feeds on human flesh
Stay away he' s got no mercy
No mercy at all
He' s Dracula
Chorus:
Not everything that glitters is gold
Ye man yes I say man
Don' t trust no one
Don' t even trust yourself
A' me a' go say now
He' s got the sweetest words
You' ve ever heard
He talks like a new state president
Telling people
What he' s gonna do for them yeah!
He walks like a human being
He eats like everybody does yeah!
But deep down in his heart
He knows he' s bad news yeah!
His eyes shine wild with fire
His heart is as cold as ice
No mercy at all Dracula
Dracula
Chorus:
A'him a' go round lamping the children
A'him a' go round lamping the creation yeah
I' and I' gotta yete wata me yeye cousa dem
Do you believe in love?
Do you believe in destiny?
True love may come only once in a thousand lifetimes...
I too have loved, they took her from me.
I prayed for her soul, I prayed for her peace
When I close my eyes
I see her face, it comforts me
When I close my eyes
Memories cut like a knife
The blood is the life, and Christ I defy.
My sworn enemy, birth of a new creed.
Is this my reward for serving God's own war?
The blood I've spilled for faith fulfilled.
To damn her, a disgrace, you spit back in my face.
I served you loyally, and you spew blasphemy.
I avenge with darkness, the blood is the life
The Order of the Dragon, I feed on human life
There are far worse things awaiting man than death
Come taste what I have seen
I'm spreading my disease
I will feed upon His precious child
The human race will bleed, they will serve my need.
I avenge with darkness, the blood is the life
The Order of the Dragon, I feed on human life
I am the Dragon of blood, a relentless prince of pain
Renouncing God on His throne
My blood is forever stained
For true love I shall avenge
In the fifteenth century lived a prince of nobility
His Father's nickname was Dracula, which means the dragon or the devil
Dracula was the son of the devil or the dragon
And he lived up to his name
A name that goes on in infamous fame
[Chorus:]
Terrible atrocities
Suffering and misery
Vlad the Impaler inflicted on his enemies
Excruciating painful torturous misery
Vlad the Impaler imposed upon his enemies
They were Romanian stuck between the Turks and the Hungarians
His Father Vlad Two tried to plea
Bot of his neighboring adversaries
With the ability to switch sides
To the one with the upper and at the time
For this reason his sons had to spend
Four long years in a Turkish prison
[Chorus]
It's not clear from history if his mind was twisted during captivity
But Dracula was released when his Father Dracula was deceased
And the when he was free
Vlad became ruler of his country
Vlad the Impaler was the name he procured
For the hideous method of death he preferred
Vlad's favorite way of executing people
Was impaling them on stakes and he watched them as he ate
Upon the very pointed greased down stakes
Vlad's enemies were placed killing them with their own weight
Through their heart or navel or mouth and vagina or anus
Is were the stakes were placed
Vlad's terrifying stakes
Having mass execution by impaling his enemies
Suited Vlad III's tastes
Witnessing their gruesome fate
Vlad's gruesome reign came to an end
Provoking war with the Turks again
In the Turkish territory Vlad's troops were routed eventually
With his ghastly reputation Christian leaders wouldn't help Vlad with his altercations
That's the reason for his defeat for what Vlad had sewn
He soon would reap
[Chorus]
When the sultan's troops came upon the forest of Vlad's impaled victims
That slowed their advance for a while
Because of Dracula's killing style
He was exiled and Vlad III
Years later joined the Hungarian army
In a war between the Turks Vlad was dead
And to Constantinople they brought back his head
We, we are the truth
We, we are the light
We, we are the love
We, we are the god
Vlad, Blood...
We, we are the bats
We, we are the wolfs
We, we are the bears
We, we are the boars
Vlad, Blood...
Now we will forge the power
Now our sun will rise again
Our mind in the sky
Our eye in the sun
Our fang is the time, join our trance
We, we are the earth
We, we are the water
We, we are the air
We, we are the fire
Vlad, Blood...
We, we are the stones
We, we are the plants
We, we are the animals
We, we are the humans
Vlad, Blood... Dracula
We, we are the finest
We, we are the deepest
We, we are the greatest
We, we are the darkest
Vlad, Blood...
We, we are the dead
We, we are the moon
We, we are the space
We, we are the hell
Cuenta un relato que en la noche apareció
Un hombre que en vampira su alma convirtió
En Transilvania nació
Su nombre era Drácula
Dicen que por sus venas hubo sangre azul
Y que la luz invadía su morada
Pero el engaño llegó y le separó de su amada
Y renunció de su Dios
Y el mal se hizo dueño de él
En monstruo le convirtió
Asesino y cruel
Hay
Un alma inmortal
Que vaga en la oscuridad
Hay
Un alma inmortal
Que busca tu sangre
Aunque te escondas él te encontrará
Y buscará entre tu mente
Y tu alma suya será
Hay
Un alma inmortal
Que vaga en la oscuridad
Hay
Un alma inmortal
Que busca tu sangre
Aunque te escondas él te encontrará
Y buscará entre tu mente
Y tu alma suya será
Ahora el vampiro es perseguido por robar
En esta noche el corazón de una mortal
Para poder poseer
Su alma y su vida
Y en su castillo la luz
De nuevo iluminará
El fin de un hombre que hoy
Ha encontrado su paz
Hay
Un alma inmortal
Que vaga en la oscuridad
Hay
Un alma inmortal
Que busca tu sangre
Hay
Un alma inmortal
Que vaga en la oscuridad
Hay
Un alma inmortal
Que busca tu sangre
De tafel was gedekt voor twee
In het spookhuis aan de zee
Een vampier hield de kaarsen vast
En ik was er de eregast
refren':
O, Dracula (Dracula)
Dracula (Dracula)
Dracula (Dracula)
Wat zal er straks op tafel staan
We dronken eerst een knekelwijn
Naar recept van Frankenstein
Daarna soep van vleermuisbloed
Getrokken van een mensenvoet
refren'
't Hoofdgerecht van kraakbeensnippers
Klaargestoofd in keldervocht
Was licht geroosterd door de adem
Van een monsterlijk gedrocht
refren'
Het menu van mummileer
Vermeldde nog veel heerlijks meer
Maar ik sprong gillend uit het raam
Want bij de toespijs stond mijn naam
Midnight tolls the bell, the full moon's glowing bright
The counts awakening, the creature of the night
Oh the night, beware of the night
When there's danger in sight, beware of the night
He is out there!
The throat became so parched, longing for relief
Declining urgent needs, bringing on the grief
Oh the night, beware of the night
When there's danger in sight, beware of the night
He is out there!
He spreads his wings to fly on a high and silver stream
He is the final of your dream, Dracula!
He just arises from his dark and lonely grave
He lets his longing grow to turn into its slave
Oh the night, beware of the night
When there's danger in sight, beware of the night
He is out there!
He spreads his wings to fly on a high and silver stream
He is the final of your dream, Dracula!
The open window, he's gonna slide in
Innocent sleep and he's ready to bite
Sucking the blood, injecting the poison
Vitality fades to become undead
The morning breaks, sunlight is rising
The count returns to his lonely grave
The count he lays to rest now
His hunter knows what to do
To put a stake in position
He drives it through his heart now!
The counts unholyness just starts to fall apart
A tragic character with a damned but lonely heart
Oh the night, beware of the night
When there's danger in sight, beware of the night
He is out there!
He spreads his wings to fly on a high and silver stream
He is the final of your dream, Dracula!
He's going to hell
Caught in his spell
He's torn apart
Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur, dying as you purr
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Do it baby, do it baby
Burn like an animal
Do it baby, do it baby
Burn like an animal
Burn like an animal
Dig (x7)
Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Do it baby, Do it baby
Burn like an animal
Do it baby, Do it baby
Burn like an animal
Burn like an animal
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my dragula
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
Dad is coming home today,
Set it on the worlds away,
And bet it on the world to send them all,
Because one of them is going to save them
When the sun comes out of the water
Breaking down the walls, breaking down the walls
You were breaking out of the walls
Why I dunno if I caused you pain
You were lookin’ at the stars again
Oh help me if it’s us against ‘dem
Whoa even, even if, even if it caused pain
Even, even if, even if it caused pain
Because dad is coming home today,
Set it on the worlds away,
And bet it on the ones to wait ‘em out
Because one of them is going to save them
When the sun comes out of the water
Breaking down the walls, breaking down the walls
You were breaking out of the walls
And I want you to know, I want you to know
Why I dunno if I caused you pain
You were lookin’ at the stars again
Oh help me if it’s us against ‘dem
Whoa even, even if, even if it caused pain
Why I dunno if I caused you pain
You were lookin’ at the stars again
Oh help me if it’s us against ‘dem
Whoa even, even if, even if it caused pain
Even, even if, even if it caused pain
(This is good for the blood!)
The percentage of us tow the line
The rest of us out of reach
Everybody party time
Some of us will never sleep again
Dracula
Dracula dracula
Dracula dracula
The percentage of us tow the line
The rest of us out of reach
Everybody party time
Some of us will never sleep again
Dracula
Dracula dracula