Daily News or The Daily News is the name of several daily newspapers around the world, including:
Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz; November 28, 1962) is an American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian. He is widely known as host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central.
Stewart started as a stand-up comedian, but branched into television as host of Short Attention Span Theater for Comedy Central. He went on to host his own show on MTV, called The Jon Stewart Show, and then hosted another show on MTV called You Wrote It, You Watch It. He has also had several film roles as an actor. Stewart became the host of The Daily Show on Comedy Central in early 1999. He is also a writer and co-executive-producer of the show. After Stewart joined, The Daily Show steadily gained popularity and critical acclaim, resulting in his sixteen Emmy Awards.
Stewart has gained acclaim as an acerbic, satirical critic of personality-driven media shows, in particular those of the US media networks such as CNN, Fox News Channel, and MSNBC. Critics say Stewart benefits from a double standard: he critiques other news shows from the safe, removed position of his "fake news" desk. Stewart agrees, saying that neither his show nor his channel purports to be anything other than satire and comedy. In spite of its self-professed entertainment mandate, The Daily Show has been nominated for news and journalism awards. Stewart hosted the 78th and 80th Academy Awards. He is the co-author of America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, which was one of the best-selling books in the U.S. in 2004 and Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race released in 2010.
You´re heading out - the door - is wide
Open - your mouth - is dry - next time you´ll try
The ink is nearly dry
Your eyes were searching for time
No need to wait - for words - that may
Hurt to say - it´s hard - to be - the one
To brak - the news - to her
Don´t hesitate
It´s in your hands
It´s on your breath
It´s on your face
No time to take a moment´s rest
It´s in your hands - the daily news
It´s on your breath - sadness you drink
DAILY NEWS
(Tom Paxton)
Civil rights leaders are a pain in the neck
Can't hold a candle to Chang Kai Shek
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
Ban the bombers are afraid of a fight
Peace hurts business and that ain't right
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
Daily News, daily blues
Pick up a copy any time you choose
Seven little pennies in the newsboy's hand
And you ride right along to never, never land
We got to bomb Castro, got to bomb him flat
He's too damn successful and we can't risk that
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
There's millions of commies in the freedom fight
Yelling for Lenin and civil rights
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
Seems like the whole damn world's gone wrong
Saint Joe McCarthy is dead and gone
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
Don't try to make me change my mind with facts
To hell with the graduated income tax
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
John Paul Getty is just plain folks
The UN charter is a cruel hoax
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
J. Edgar Hoover is the man of the hour
All he needs is just a little more power
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
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I don’t know how to get up early
A church bell for alarm is simply not enough
I’m scared to lose the dreamy moment
So when I get the chance I shut it off
The dream I dreamt is fading slowly
All I know is that I lost a fight
Well I’m still tired, like I’ve been working
Like I live another life at night
Just getting up to drink my coffee
I walk towards the toilet do my thing
The mailman’s late, repeats the story
Shit, he’s earlier than yesterday
Somehow it seems cut up now
Twisted views on daily news and all
The tube is watching you now
So turn it off and shake it off now
Daily news does nothing new
So you read your horoscope
Just to verify they’re lying
Turn the page in search fot white space
Deserts or snow valleys would be fine
There’s no joy; no one is danding
Daily news’ power makes me cry
So what’s the use of making chances
Why don’t we all smile our daisy smiles?
Somehow it seems cut up now
Twisted views on daily news and all
The tube is watching you now
So turn it off and shake it off now
I’m looking for a smile
I’m looking for a reason why
Because it seems so long ago
That people smiled their daisy smiles
Somehow it seems cut up now
Twisted views on daily news and all
The tube is watching you now
mother england dressed in her dress
tell your kids
what a bloody mess
come politicians
buttons on their breast
new at ten
go with labour
[chorus:]
daily news daily news we gotta find out
daily news daily news wanna buy
maggie thatcher prices on her dress
just can't escape from
and election vest
he's got a chance
so he had to point a gun
he had a bit of pressure
you wouldn't get no parole
[chorus]
i never touch the star
thats for others, the star
i know maggie thatchers in her dress
telling the civilians
what a f**king mess
one disaster
he did it for free
they're just a bunch of arseholes
they're all a sham
[chorus]
records in my house
going up in smoke
records are destroyed
what a f**king joke
records end up
mucking up your life
russian soldiers, thekgb
[chorus]
still 12 deaths