Joseph 2000 (2000)

Actors

• Tim Rice (writer)
• Keri Harper (actress)
• David Butterfield (actor)
• David Butterfield (miscellaneous crew)
• Bruce Warwick (miscellaneous crew)
• Chris Kelly (actor)
• Shane Cortese (actor)
• Scott McLeish (actor)
• Leigh Stewart (actress)
• Scott McLeish (actor)
• Leah Robinson (actress)
• Mark Kilsby (actor)
• Mark Kilsby (actor)
• Leah Robinson (actress)
• David Dougherty (actor)

Genres

• Musical

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)

Actors

• Richard Attenborough (actor)
• Ian McNeice (actor)
• Tim Rice (writer)
• David Mallet (editor)
• Christopher Biggins (actor)
• Donny Osmond (actor)
• Andrew Lloyd Webber (producer)
• David Mallet (director)
• Joan Collins (actress)
• Nick Morris (editor)
• Rob Walker (actor)
• Alex Jennings (actor)
• Robert Torti (actor)
• Anthony Van Laast (miscellaneous crew)
• Natasha Williams (actress)

Genres

• Musical

Taglines:

Tim Rice & Andrew Lloyd Webber's Classic Family Musical

Quotes:

Narrator: Then the Ishmaelites galloped off with a slave in tow, off to Egypt where Joseph was not keen to go; it wouldn't be a picnic he could tell.::Joseph: And I don't speak Egyptian very well...

Simeon: It's funny, but since we lost Joseph, we've gone to the other extreme.::Jacob: No-one comes to dinner now!::Simeon: ...We'd only eat them, anyhow, I even find I'm missing Joseph's Dreams.

Reuben: When I think of his last great battle a lump comes to my throat. It takes a man who knows no fear to wrestle... with a goat.

Joseph: Benjamin! You nasty youth, your crime has shocked me to the core. *Never* in my whole career have I encountered this before. Guards! Seize him! Lock him in a cell. Throw the keys into the Nile as well.

Joseph: Please stop, I don't believe in free love!::Mrs. Potiphar: Pity.

Reuben: We will starve if we hang around here.::Zebulun: But in Egypt there's food going spare.::Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit *and* drinks.::Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx!

Pharaoh: Pharaoh is in the building!

Joseph: All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.

Narrator: Way way back many centuries ago, Not long after the bible began, Jacob lived in the land of Caanan, A fine example of a family man. Jacob! Jacob and sons Depended on farming to earn thier keep. Jacob! Jacob and sons! Spent all of thier days in the fields with sheep. Jacob was the founder of a whole new nation, Thanks to the number of children he had. He was also known as Israel but most of the time, His sons and his wives used to call him dad. Jacob! Jacob and sons, Men of the soil, Of the sheef and crook. Jacob! Jacob and sons, A remarkable family in anyone's book.::Narrator: Reuben!::Narrator: Was the oldest of the children of Israel, with::Narrator: Simeon!::Narrator: And...::Narrator: Levi!::Narrator: The next in line...::Narrator: Napthali!::Narrator: Isaachar!::Narrator: Asher!::Narrator: Dan!::Narrator: Zebulan!::Narrator: [with Gad] Gad! [by Herself] took the total to nine. [With brothers] Jacob! Jacob and sons!::Narrator: Benjamin!::Narrator: And [with Judah] Judah! [by herself] Which leaves only one. [with brothers] Jacob! Jacob and sons! [By herself] Joseph, Jacob's favorite son. [With brothers] Jacob! Jacob and sons! Jacob! Jacob and sons! Jacob! Jacob and sons! Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! Jacob and... sons!

Jacob: Joseph's mother, she was quite my favorite wife, I never really loved another all my life. And Joseph was my joy because he reminded me of her::Narrator: Through young Joseph, Jacob lived his youth again. Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could. But then, it made the rest feel second best. And even if they were...::Brothers: Being told we're also-rans, does not make us Joseph's fans!::Narrator: But where they had really missed the boat is...::Brothers: We're great guys but no one seems to notice!::Narrator: Joseph's charm and winning smiles, failed to slay them in the isles. And their father couldn't see the danger. He could not imagine any danger. He just saw in Joseph all his dreams come true. Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son. To make it clear that Joseph was the special one so, Jacob bought his son a coat. A multi-colored coat to wear.::Jacob: Joseph's coat was elegant, the cut was fine.::Brothers: The tasteful style was the ultimate in good design.::Narrator: And this is why it caught the eye...::Narrator, Brothers: A king would stop and stare.::Narrator: And when Joseph tried it on, he knew his sheepskin days were gone. Such as dazzling coat of many colors. How he loved his coat of many colors. In a class above the rest, it even went well with his vest. Such a stunning coat of many colors. How he loved his coat of many colors. It was red and yellow and green and brown and blue. Joseph's brothers weren't too pleased with what they saw.::Brothers: We have never liked him all that much before, and now this coat has got our goat. We feel life is unfair!::Narrator: And when Joseph graced the scene, his brothers turned a shade of green. His astounding clothing took the biscuit!::Brothers: Quite the smoothest person in the district.::Joseph: I look handsome, I look smart. I am a walking work of art. Such a dazzling coat of many colors. How I love my coat of many colors.::Narrator: It was red and yellow and green and brown, And scarlet and black and ochre and peach. And ruby and olive and violet and fawn. And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve. And cream and crimson and silver and rose. And azure and lemon and russet and gray. And purple and white and pink and orange, And...::Joseph: [Overlapping Narrator on line 16, staring at "fawn"] I look handsome I look smart. I am a walking work of art. Such a dazzling coat of many colors. How I love my coat of many colors. It was...::Narrator, Brothers, Joseph: And red and yellow and green and brown. And scarlet and black and ochre and peach. And ruby and olive and violet and fawn. And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve. And cream and crimson and silver and rose. And azure and lemon and russet and gray. And purple and white and pink and orange. And blue!

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat (1991)

Actors

• Jason Donovan (actor)
• Andrew Lloyd Webber (producer)
• Aubrey Woods (actor)
• Aubrey Woods (actor)
• Aubrey Woods (actor)
• Anthony Van Laast (miscellaneous crew)
• Peter Bishop (actor)
• David Easter (actor)
• David Easter (actor)
• Connor Byrne (actor)
• Nicholas Colicos (actor)
• Linzi Hateley (actress)
• Steven Pimlott (miscellaneous crew)
• Amanda Courtney-Davies (actress)
• Philip Cox (actor)

Genres

• Musical

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Spleen And Ideal - Spleen
• Paris Spark - Spleen
• No More - Spleen
• Give Life A Chance - Spleen
• Get Over You - Spleen
• Deploy The Blue - Spleen
• Crash - Spleen
• Broken Crown - Spleen
• All Is Done - Spleen
• The Pact - Spleen

Don’t look at me
Miserably
There’s no certainty but melancholy
Young but feeling more than old
Something in my mind remains so cold
My senses break like porcelain impossible to mend
This sad marching band that patrols in my soul won’t leave me sane
Will I waste my time to grow
Thinking I’ll be happy tomorrow
The streets are full but I walk alone
The words are empty in spite of the tone
Distress flag won’t flutter on my boat if I persist
‘Cause you are the light in the mist, the force to resist
As far as in crowds where I stand
I get lost in the palm of your hand
Sink
Sink my trouble in the night
you make me forget all my fight
Seize
Want you to seize
Want you to seize my hand
Don’t look back
I won’t look back, I won’t look back
‘Cause we leave tonight all the fights
Forget all that you knew
It’s more than hope, it’s a rope not to fall in the blue
Tell me you see over melancholy
It’s our serenity, our serenity
Leave tonight all the fights
Forget all that you knew
It’s more than hope, it’s a rope not to fall in the blue
Tell me you see over melancholy

We didn’t care enough about the colder doubt
This passion that we couldn’t live without
Take time even if you can’t stop
‘Cause we forgot
The day we turned into people we are not
People we are not
Don’t forget we forgot
All that we gave, all that we got
When we will then be more than old
Then our memories will feel cold
Remember me, remember us
Your eyes, the sea, the sweet chaos
This time when your glance did not fear
To become hollow or insincere
When all our words knew how to fly
Over the whole Atlantic sky
Find their way to resound in the street
Of this village I have never seen
Lighted by a spark from Paris dark
When my body will search the heat
To warm you up until you sleep
When it won’t be to watch the stars
We will lie down not so far
Remember me, remember us
Your eyes, the sea, the sweet chaos
When all our words knew how to fly
Over The whole Atlantic sky
Try to persist
Try to resist
There’s something more that we ignore
Try to remember what we were
Of this village I have never seen

I want peace of mind
It’s so priceless to find
serenity way
The glory of our yesterdays
This old road encloses
Feelings we erode
Today we have to stay
All you need is to see the way
Understand
Comprehend
We have the same identity
Understand
Comprehend
We are a sole entity
Leave me
You’re the baseness of my mind
Want you to go without a shout
The one who falls will recover his own shivers
I won’t let you cross and engrave your chaos
Before the first of May
You’ll have been driven away
Even with eyes closed
I’ll never be your host
No more touch of grey
I forgot all the games you played
Understand
Comprehend
We have the same identity
Understand
Comprehend
We are a sole entity
Leave Me
You’re the baseness of my mind
Want you to go without a shout

Take time
Run away from this room
You’ll not support the gloom
You’re not able to assume
This real need to slip away
Maintains the need to pay
For a kiss
For that day in May
Why don’t you give life a chance?
Oh, please let her appease and soothe your feelings
So fast
You fade away, you need some respite
There’s no fight to ignite
Take time
Conscious of where we are
Before you slide too far
Guide your way forget the stars
Allow you to see her grace
Define you in her space
Remove the mask from your face
Why don’t you give life a chance?
Oh, please let her appease and soothe your feelings
So fast
You fade away, you need some respite
There’s no fight to ignite
It’s time to
Remember what you knew
You will never see from your knees
Why don’t you give life a chance?
Oh please let her appease and soothe your feelings?
So fast
You fade away you need some respite

Back in those days, in starry eyes
I’d look back to see the prize
We bet to see how long it’d take to get over you.
You’ve heard all my alibis
It’s you I see I close my eyes
Just a lonely man who tries to get over you.
‘Cause it’s you Where are you? Are you there?
Why do I care? for eyes so clear
Far from here, Far from there
Why do I care for eyes so clear?
Take a breath, I turn away
It’s true that you just cannot stay
A sigh, a tear, a step astray to get over you.
If you’d ask , I’d have to lie
My heart might stop to beat awhile
I’d just look at you and smile to get over you.
‘Cause it’s you Where are you? Are you there?
Why do I care? for eyes so clear
Far from here, Far from there
Why do I care for eyes so clear?
Where Are you there? I got to breathe, I got to leave

It is not the fact I did not like the Ice Country
But to detract your lack of glee I needed more than sympathy
The broken march will wait for us you will see
The faded rose has grown like me but I won’t let it worry
‘Cause
You were walking on glass
When I tried to break the impasse
Now I pierce the sky for you
I deploy the blue
Now please just let me take your hand in Morocco
Or anywhere you want to go, I just want you to feel the glow
The broken march will wait for us you will see
The faded rose has grown like me but I won’t let it worry
‘Cause
You were walking on glass
When I tried to break the impasse
Now I pierce the sky for you
I deploy the blue
I’ve tried to blaze the hours before it gets harder
Tell me we won’t lose view of each other soon

I need a time
I need to crash
It will take spine to unwind the past, to forget the clash
Take my hand, please look at my face, I’m confident we’re not a disgrace
Don’t look back, don’t try to lie, ’round me, surround me visions cry
It’s a lonely old man walking on this road thinking about what is lost over
the trust in the dark of a moonless sky
It’s a wingless angel’s fly, the children’s tears you cannot dry
The peace you cannot defy, in this world where we’ll die
Don’t let your stability crack
Be confident the wind will track the times we don’t want to attract
It’s a blank page we have to write under the forgotten moonlight
Do not look back, don’t try to lie, ’round me, surround me visions cry
It’s a lonely old man walking on this road thinking about what is lost over
the trust in the dark of a moonless sky
It’s a wingless angel’s fly, the children’s tears you cannot dry
The peace you cannot defy in this world where we’ll die

All is as you want it to be
The light far off you’ll see
The light far off you’ll see
No lack of novelty
for us two
Drown out what you deserve
It’s your own loss you serve
You sealed the book with lies
Don’t be worried
I won’t
Give up
On you and me
I’m sure there’s nothing to bless
I swear our dreams won’t be repressed
Tell me in one hundred years
Will you remember your fears
Tears you haven’t seen
over you
Try to change the clock, the signs
Stay behind the line
Behind the field of time
Don’t be worried
I won’t
Give up
On you and me
I’m sure there’s nothing to bless
I swear our dreams won’t be repressed
I Swear I won’t Give up on you and me
I’m sure there’s nothing to bless

All is done
There’s nothing else to say
Passion is gone
The shades have turned to grey
Any break to chase the sunlight
It’s not a dream it’s a man walking the night
It’s hard to hide
Nobody by your side
Now your reality is free
From memories of sincerity
No easy way to see
I will try
To find a reason to persist
Don’t blame if I’m unable to resist
I was confident you could cure everything
With your innocence, your real and pure feelings
It’s hard to hide
Nobody by your side
Now your reality is free
From memories of sincerity
No easy way to see
Not a question of broken persistence
Not a matter of shattered existence
All is based on your capacity
To forget what is said, and why you pray and flee
It’s hard to hide
Nobody by your side
Now your reality is free
From memories of sincerity
No easy way to see
Just want to live my life
To follow my dreams
I don’t want my destiny troubled with strife
Don’t want you to scream
Nothing’s like it seems, girl

Fast upon the fact
Alone you try to make the pact your own
But you belong to a place you’ll never know
It’s around your lack of bone
You try to steal it from the throne
But you belong to a grace you’ll never know
Oh, today it is coming to me
Let me try to never see
Today it is coming to me
Let me try to never see
When You Fall like a brick
When You Dream of this trick
Please go cross the line
You’re making this disorder mine
You fall like a brick
When you dream of this trick
Please go cross the line
You’re making this disorder mine
Don’t you
It’s around the leading tone
You try to get a sound you drone
But you belong to a place you’ll never know
It’s around you as you fall down
You want a wisdom and the crown
But you belong to a grace you’ll never know
I swear I’ve tried to deny the notes of your old lullaby