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Andrew Michael "Andy" Milonakis (born January 30, 1976) is an American actor, writer, rapper, and comedian of Greek descent best known for creating and starring in The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV and MTV2.
Milonakis was born with a congenital growth-hormone condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of an adolescent even though he is an adult in his late-30s. In his high school years at John Jay High School, in Cross River, New York, he would use comedy as a means to cope with incessant bullying.[citation needed] "Humor is a great defense mechanism," says Milonakis. "If you're a serious, fat, young-looking kid, you're not going to be the most popular guy in high school."
As a comedian, Milonakis began dabbling in comedy while working at his tech support job at a Manhattan accounting firm in the late 1990s and early 2000s. In his free time he began taking comedy classes at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City and eventually started gaining attention on the internet for the homemade sketches he posted on his website.
Bruce Lee (born Lee Jun-fan; 27 November 1940 – 20 July 1973) was a Chinese AmericanHong Kong actor,martial arts instructor, philosopher, film director, film producer, screenwriter, and founder of the Jeet Kune Do martial arts movement. He is widely considered by many commentators, critics, media and other martial artists to be the most influential martial artist and pop culture icon of the 20th Century. He is often credited with changing the way Asians were presented in American films.
Lee was born in San Francisco to parents of Hong Kong heritage but was raised in Hong Kong until his late teens. Lee returned to the United States at the age of 18 to claim his U.S. citizenship and receive his higher education. It was during this time that he began teaching martial arts, which soon led to film and television roles.
His Hong Kong and Hollywood-produced films elevated the traditional Hong Kong martial arts film to a new level of popularity and acclaim, and sparked a major surge of interest in Chinese martial arts in the West in the 1970s. The direction and tone of his films changed and influenced martial arts and martial arts films in Hong Kong and the rest of the world, as well. He is noted for his roles in five feature-length films: Lo Wei's The Big Boss (1971) and Fist of Fury (1972); Way of the Dragon (1972), directed and written by Lee; Warner Brothers' Enter the Dragon (1973) and The Game of Death (1978), both directed by Robert Clouse.
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Jason and Dan work at the What's Up Dog Pet Hotel. The Pet Hotel is a cool Pet Hotel to work at, except for their odd What's Up Dog boss and even odd-er Pet Hotel customers. If you think we can't stress the What's Up Dog of the Pet Hotel even more, then you are Pet Hotel mistaken, What's Up Dog.
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The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his brother Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!
Keywords: 2000s, 35-mm-camera, action-hero, aikido, ambulance, american-citizenship, anti-hero, arrest, arsenal, assassin
He was given an offer he couldn't refuse...
They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!
If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!
He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys!
Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive.
A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score
Lindsay Lohan as The Sister
Robert De Niro as The Senator
Danny Trejo as Machete
Michelle Rodriguez as She
Padre Benito del Toro: It's not safe for you to be here.::Machete: I'm not looking for "safe".::Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here! [Padre quickly blesses Machete] I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
Machete: Machete don't text.
Sartana: We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us!
Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.::Machete: Machete improvises.
Padre Benito del Toro: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?::Machete: Mexican.
Von Jackson: There's nothing I'd like more than to see that Mexican dance the Bolero at the end of a rope.
Booth: Machete sent me a text.::Osiris Ampanpour: What did it say?::Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."
Sartana: Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.
Senator McLaughlin: [after shooting a Mexican trying to cross the border] Welcome to America.
Torrez: You're Machete's girl. I know, cause you're his type.::Sartana: What type is that?::Torrez: Dead.
Berkley Rose, Ted: So, what happened to your partner?::Dee Laytner: He's back at the hotel. Where we're staying::Berkley Rose, Ted: I see...::Dee Laytner: You seem disappointed [getting an attitude]::Berkley Rose, Ted: Hey, you figured it out. You're exactly right::Dee Laytner: HEH!::Berkley Rose, Ted: The truth is, i prefer his company than yours::Dee Laytner: You've got a lot of nerve! Oh well, EXCUSE ME FOR LIV-ING!::Berkley Rose, Ted: Oh that's a good one. Maybe you should stay at the hotel
Dee Laytner: [jumps ontop of Ryo] LET'S GO!::Ryo: Dee! What are you doing!::Dee Laytner: You little fool! did you think i'd actually be satisfied with just one itty bitty kiss?::Ryo: What are you talking abou - [Dee frenches Ryo]::Ryo: STOP IT DEE! We agreed we werent gonna do anything tonight, remember?::Dee Laytner: I take that back! A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO! I won't give up my big plans for this trip::Ryo: Stop it!::Dee Laytner: There's nothing to worry about! You dont have to be afraid! Just lie back and leave everything to me now, Ryo::Ryo: Just what the hell am i suppose to leave to you, Dee! STOP IT! KNOCK IT OFF!::Dee Laytner: You cant stop now!
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When the Chief of Police transfers tough police captain Janet Hamilton to "The Sewer," a crime-infested inner-city precinct, she suspects that many of her own men have been thriving in this lawless wasteland-though she has no idea how deep the corruption goes. Compelled to investigate after a sergeant is mysteriously murdered, Janet discovers that some of Pittsburgh finest are caught up in one of the most explosive and shocking scandals the City of Pittsburgh has ever seen.
Keywords: police
Where the dirtiest crimes are committed by cops
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John Charles Fremont, the American adventurer, the free-spirited women who impelled him to dare undreamed-of-feats, and the young nation they helped to shape. The story begins in 1839 when Fremont is chosen to lead the trek into the Oregon Territory with the help of Kit Carson which gets under way in 1843. Fremont's adventures include expeditions into California, a court-martial, acquisition and loss of great wealth, excursions into politics, involvement in the civil war, and eventual realization of the dream to move America westward.
Keywords: based-on-novel, pioneer, tv-mini-series, u.s.-president
There'll be fire on the mountain
I had a revelation last night
Divine inspiration from the other side
Or what it's gonna take to right all this wrong
We need a country music Jesus to come and save us all
We need a second coming worse than bad
Some long haired hippie prophet
Preaching from the book of Johnny Cash
A sheep among the wolves there standing tall
We need a country music Jesus to come and save us all
(Chorus)
There'll be fire on the mountain
There'll be revival and banging drums
There'll be screaming and there'll be shouting
When my county music Jesus comes
We've had our believers in the past
And they gave us a message that would last
They built our house on a foundation of stone
God send a country music Jesus to come and save us all
(Chorus x2)
There'll be fire on the mountain
There'll be revival and banging drums
There'll be screaming and there'll be shouting
When my country music Jesus comes
There'll be fire on the mountain
There'll be revival and banging drums
There'll be screaming and there'll be shouting
When my country music Jesus comes
When my country music Jesus comes
Chief had been out of the army
For 15 years or more
He was still marching up and down that street
Just like he was a-walking a war
They called him the chief because he was Indian
It was a name they said behind his back
In the summer he'd march without any shoes
Until the soles of his feet turned black
'till the soles of his feet turned black
His hands wouldn't work the machinery
Cause his brain told him what to say
It's a hell of a life
But its somebody's life
Up and down the street all day
Honey have a look at the places
Like a dog running on a track
The wheels keep on going as fast as you get there
You don't ever get to go back
I don't really know what I'm doing
Just watching myself in some play
And the actress looks like she wants to go home
And lie in bed all day
Yeah lie in a big bed all day
Her hands wouldn't work the machinery
Cause his brain tells him what to say
It's a hell of a life
But its somebody's life
Up and down the street all day
Well I wish that you could see me when I'm flying in my dreams
The way I laugh there way up high
The way I look when I fly
The way I live
The way I fly
Chief got out of the army
Jesus went to live with the poor
I'm still marching up and down that street
I don't know what I'm doing that for
I don't know what I'm doing that for