Australian people, or simply Australians, are the citizens of Australia. Australia is a multi-ethnic nation, and therefore the term "Australian" is not a racial identifier. Aside from the Indigenous Australian population, nearly all Australians or their ancestors immigrated within the past 230 years. Colloquial names used to refer to Australians include Aussies, and Antipodeans.
The mainstream Australian culture (occasionally defined as the Anglo-Celtic culture), is a Western culture largely derived from the traditions of Western European migrants beginning with the early settlers from England, Scotland, and Ireland. The populations of Sydney, Melbourne and the other major cities are different from the demographics of rural Australia as a result of the differing migration patterns.
Australian people can refer to:
The earliest accepted timeline for the first arrivals of indigenous Australians to the continent of Australia places this human migration to at least 40,000 years ago most probably from the islands of Indonesia and Papua New Guinea.
Novak Djokovic (Serbian: Новак Ђоковић or Novak Đoković; pronounced [nɔ̂ʋaːk dʑɔ̂ːkɔʋitɕ] ( listen); born 22 May 1987) is a Serbian professional tennis player who has been ranked World No. 1 by the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) since 4 July 2011. He has won five Grand Slam singles titles: the 2008, 2011 and 2012 Australian Open, the 2011 Wimbledon Championships, and the 2011 US Open. By winning three Majors in 2011, Djokovic became the sixth male player in the open era to win three Majors in a calendar year.
He is the first male player representing Serbia to win a Major singles title and the youngest player in the open era to have reached the semifinals of all four Grand Slam events, separately and consecutively. Amongst other titles, he won the Tennis Masters Cup in 2008 and was on the team which won the 2010 Davis Cup. He also won the bronze medal in singles at the Beijing Olympics in 2008. He has won 11 Masters 1000 series titles placing him joint fourth on the all time list. Djokovic has quickly moved up in the rankings of history. Tennis Channel ranked him number 40 , and former player Pat Cash said he is one of the greatest ever.
Roger Federer (German pronunciation: [ˈfeːdəʁɐ]) (born 8 August 1981) is a Swiss professional tennis player who held the ATP No. 1 position for a record 237 consecutive weeks from 2 February 2004 to 18 August 2008. Federer has occupied the #1 ranking for 285 overall weeks, one week short of the record 286 weeks held by Pete Sampras. As of 28 May 2012, he is ranked World No. 3. Federer has won a men's record 16 Grand Slam singles titles. He is one of seven male players to capture the career Grand Slam and one of three (with Andre Agassi and Rafael Nadal) to do so on three different surfaces (clay, grass, and hard courts). He is the only male player in tennis history to have reached the title match of each Grand Slam tournament at least five times and also the final at each of the nine ATP Masters 1000 Tournaments. Many sports analysts, tennis critics, and former and current players consider Federer to be the greatest tennis player of all time.
Federer has appeared in an unprecedented 23 career Grand Slam tournament finals, including a men's record ten in a row, and appeared in 18 of 19 finals from the 2005 Wimbledon Championships through the 2010 Australian Open, the lone exception being the 2008 Australian Open. He holds the record of reaching the semifinals or better of 23 consecutive Grand Slam tournaments over five and a half years, from the 2004 Wimbledon Championships through the 2010 Australian Open. At the 2012 Australian Open, he reached a record 31st consecutive Grand Slam quarterfinal. During the course of his run at the 2012 French Open in Roland Garros, Federer eclipsed Jimmy Connors long standing record of 233 match wins in Grand Slam tournaments when he defeated Adrian Ungur in a second round match.
Making the Industry Pay for All the Lies.
Lee Evans: [about a man who speaks really loudly on a cillit bang advert] He must have really nervous kids at home, he'd be reading them a bedtime story at night: Once upon a time... there was a dirty toilet!
Lee Evans: I really admire the emergency services because they stay so calm, you'd run up to a call box and go: I need a fire engine now!::Lee Evans: And they'd say "Ok, where are you?::Lee Evans: I don't fucking know, do I?
Lee Evans: I was watching a Mcdonalds advert and Ronald Mcdonald, the clown fella you see on the adverts, does he own the company because his name's Ronald Mcdonald. I can't imagine what he's like at board meetings:::Lee Evans: So boss, what's the plan for next year?::Lee Evans: I dunno, fuck it. HONK HONK!::Lee Evans: He can't have a go at someone for not taking work seriously you know.::Lee Evans: Who put that bucket of water on top of my door?::Lee Evans: It was me.::Lee Evans: Do it again. HONK HONK!
La di da dam
La di da dam
La di da dam dam wheyowheyoh
La di da dam
La di da dam
La di da dam dam wheyeyeyey
As I walk on by,
I wonder why.
Life's too short,
You can't stop time.
Let me take you to a place,
Where everyone has a smiling face.
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
Smiling faces!
When I think of life,
I wonder why,
Music makes the world go round.
Let me take you to a place,
Where everyone has a smiling face.
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
Smiling faces!
I'll take you away...
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes
I tell you how much I care
Then you smile and say to me
Let me be your destiny
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes
I'll never let you go
I close my eyes
Baby don't you understand?
Anything you ask me to
I'll do everything for you
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I'll never
I'll never
I'll never let you go...
I'll never
I'll never
I'll never let you go..............
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes,
I'll never let you go..
I close my eyes,
I believe in magic,
I believe in miracles.
Can it be you're an angel?
An angel in disguise.
It seems so easy,
You can hypnotise.
You can hypnotise.
I believe in magic,
I believe in miracles.
You drive me crazy,
Do you realise?
It seems so easy,
You can hypnotise.