In order to get laid, you have to survive.
Plot
It's Saturday morning, 6a.m., a special group of trained agents is approaching a guarded compound. Is it S.W.A.T, special forces, Navy Seals. No it's "Crickett and The Little Girl Power" armed with Wit, style and the ability to get the job done. You see it all started, when the government decided to form a new agency to fight crime among kids. Collectively, they chose a "computer hacker", a "con Artist", a "Golden Glove champion", a "thief" and a "brain" to fight crime. In our first episode the five misfits are thrown into a huge mansion and force to live with each other and their bad habits. "Crickett", the self proclaimed leader of the little girl power comes up with a plan for the girls to escape the homemade prison, by using the skills ands assets of each and every girl. The plans comes together and the girls execute it with pure genius, as they battle a team of security guards, state of the art alarms and surveillance systems and each other. Follow these five misfits as they fight crime, in the new comedy TV series "Crickett and The little Girl Power!
Keywords: children, cricket, girl-power
Saving The World..... One Kid at a time
Plot
In the highlands of Scotland in the 1700s, Rob Roy tries to lead his small town to a better future, by borrowing money from the local nobility to buy cattle to herd to market. When the money is stolen, Rob is forced into a Robin Hood lifestyle to defend his family and honour.
Keywords: 18th-century, action-hero, adventure-hero, ambush, based-on-novel, bastard, blood, blood-splatter, burning-house, cadaver
Honor made him a man. Courage made him a hero. History made him a Legend
Archibald Cunningham: Think of yourself a scabbard, Mistress McGregor, and I the sword. And a fine fit you were, too.::Mary: I will think on you dead, until my husband makes you so. And then I will think on you no more.
Archibald Cunningham: What did you do with that bag of guts Killearn? Vex me not, McGregor, or I shall have you dragged a while. And I am a man of my word.::Robert Roy MacGregor: You're a thief, a murderer and a violator of women.::Archibald Cunningham: Aah... I had hoped you'd come to me long since on that score.::Robert Roy MacGregor: If I had known earlier you would have been dead sooner.::Archibald Cunningham: I will tell you something, to take with you. Your wife was far sweeter forced than many are willing. And truth put to it, I think not all of her objected...
Robert Roy MacGregor: If it's a boy, call him Robert. If a lass, name her after my love, Mary McGregor.
Archibald Cunningham: Love is a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow.
Duke of Argyll: So, Mr. Cunningham, what are these principle sins that distress your mother? Dice? Drink? Or are you a buggerer of boys?::Archibald Cunningham: It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.::Duke of Argyll: [laughs] Do you hear that, Will? Young Cunningham here was unable to tell arse from quim. What say you to that?::Will Guthrie: I've heard that many Englishmen have that same difficulty.
Mary: I love the bones of you, Robert McGregor, but you take too much to heart that canna' be helped.
MacDonald: I do not serve Robert McGregor. I am his friend, and count myself fortunate to claim it.
Robert Roy MacGregor: Do you know how fine you are to me, Mary MacGregor?::Mary MacGregor: And you to me.
[Argyll refuses Mary's initial pleas for help]::Mary: Your Grace, Robert finds himself in this position for taking Your Grace's part.::Duke of Argyll: My part? What cause had he to do that? And in what manner?::Mary: He refused to bear false witness against you, when the Marquis asked him to say that you were a Jacobite, to slander your name at court.::Duke of Argyll: Montrose asked this of him?::Mary: In remission of this debt. But Robert refused.::Duke of Argyll: I did not know your husband bore me such goodwill.::Mary: Indeed, Your Grace, I think he favors you no more than any other great man. "As wolves at lambing," that is his word for you all. Robert refused, not for Your Grace, but for his own honor, which he values above his own family, his kin and his clan, and for which I have oft chided him. But were he otherwise, he would not be Robert Roy MacGregor. Robert would not approve of my coming here to ask you for help, nor come himself if he were here.::[stands]::Mary: But I have no choice, unless I give him up entire to his enemies. And though I love his honor, it is but a moon-cast shadow to the love I bear him. By the grace of God, I have his child inside me and I will have a father for it.::Duke of Argyll: [much affected] You do your man no dishonor, Mary. Faith, he is a man much blessed by fortune.
Duke of Argyll: You promised MacGregor amnesty from his debts if he would lay charges against me.::Montrose: So! That is how he cozened you into giving him shelter.::Duke of Argyll: Oh, I know the truth when I hear it.::Montrose: Oh! And here was me, thinking that was God's gift alone.::Duke of Argyll: Do not think that all sins go unpaid in this life, Montrose.::Montrose: Well... I see one set soon to be paid for.
Plot
Story of Kyle-Lee Watson, a promising high school basketball star, and his relationships with Birdie, a powerful drug dealer, and Birdie's brother, Thomas 'Shep' Sheppard, himself once a promising high school star at Kyle's school, now employed as a security guard.
Keywords: african-american, athlete, basketball, basketball-game, basketball-movie, brother-brother-relationship, coach, death, drug-dealer, drugs
The Hardest Part Of Winning Is Choosing Sides.
Some games you play. Some games play you.
Mailika: You're a runner, Tom. And I just don't have time for that.
Shep: It's time you and me played.
Shep: All you gotta do is score, Kyle.
Kyle-Lee: You my man and the whole 9 but you look like a 14-karat Urkel.
Shep: You hear that Nutso? The boy here says he owes me. HE owes ME. Are we even? ARE WE EVEN? You don't owe me nothin. You owe yourself and ones who cared to get you here. Believe me. I know.
Birdie: Check this out. You ain't goin to college or any fuckin where if the Bird Man don't win. You might be on the other team, but you playin for ME. Remember that.
Kyle-Lee: Why are you doin this man? It's just a game.::Shep: Not to me.
Kyle-Lee: I was just thinkin bout spreadin my fingers and poppin my wrist.
Bugaloo: Man, you look like Daffy Duck with his beak shot off.
Bugaloo: Yo Kyle, I didn't know you was uncircumcised. Yo, Your dick look like an anteater.
REX BEACH'S IMMORTAL SAGA OF THE YUKON! (original print ad - all caps)
REX BEACH'S IMMORTAL SAGA OF THE YUKON! (original print ad - all caps)
IT'S A SCREAM! (original poster - all caps)
All of Hollywood's comedians couldn't make it funnier! (origianal ad)
The Screen's Funniest Team! (original poster)
Slim - the groom! Zasu - the bride! In steps a naughty vampire and the fight begins! (original ad)
A Spicy, Speedy Comedy You'll Laught About for Months! (original ad)
Montrose may refer to:
Esau Mwamwaya is a singer from Lilongwe, Malawi. He is best known for his collaboration, The Very Best with London based DJ/production duo Radioclit. His music has been described as an Afro-Western mix of dance, hiphop, pop and the traditional music of Malawi.
Esau Mwamwaya was born in Mzuzu, Malawi, but grew up in the capital, Lilongwe, where he played drums in various bands. He played with numerous artists including Masaka Band and Evison Matafale.
In 1999 he moved to London and while running a second-hand furniture shop in Clapton, East London, Esau sold a bicycle to the producer from the band Radioclit, Etienne Tron. Radioclit's studio was on the same street as Esau's shop, and eventually, Esau became friends with both Tron and Johan Karlberg aka Radioclit.
In 2008, the three men worked together to create a project known as 'The Very Best', releasing a critically lauded free mixtape through the label GREEN OWL() in collaboration with other indie artists, including M.I.A., Vampire Weekend, Architecture in Helsinki, BLK JKS, Santigold and the Ruby Suns. The songs are sung in Chichewa, the national language of Malawi.
Joseph "Joe" Satriani (born July 15, 1956) is an American instrumental rock guitarist of Italian origin, multi-instrumentalist and multiple Grammy Award nominee. Early in his career, Satriani worked as a guitar instructor, and some of his former students have achieved fame such as Steve Vai, Larry LaLonde, Rick Hunolt, Kirk Hammett, Andy Timmons, Charlie Hunter, Kevin Cadogan and Alex Skolnick. Satriani has been a driving force in music credited to other musicians throughout his career, as a founder of the G3 tour, as well as performing in various positions with other musicians.
In 1988, Satriani was recruited by Mick Jagger as lead guitarist for Jagger's first solo tour. In 1994, Satriani was the lead guitarist for Deep Purple. Satriani worked with a range of guitarists, including Steve Vai, John Petrucci, Eric Johnson, Larry LaLonde, Yngwie Malmsteen, Brian May, Patrick Rondat, Andy Timmons, Paul Gilbert, Adrian Legg, and Robert Fripp through the annual G3 Jam Concerts. He is currently the lead guitarist for the supergroup Chickenfoot. Since 1988, Satriani has been using his own signature guitar, the Ibanez JS Series, which is sold in music stores worldwide.
Ronald Douglas "Ronnie" Montrose (November 29, 1947 – March 3, 2012) was an American rock guitarist who led a number of his own bands as well as performed and did session work with a variety of musicians, including Sammy Hagar, Herbie Hancock, Van Morrison, The Beau Brummels, Boz Scaggs, Beaver & Krause, Gary Wright, Tony Williams, The Neville Brothers, Dan Hartman, Marc Bonilla, Edgar Winter, and Johnny Winter.
Montrose was born in San Francisco, California. When he was a toddler, his parents moved back to his mother's home state of Colorado (his father was from Bertrand, Nebraska, and his mother was from Golden, Colorado). He spent most of his younger years in Colorado until he ran away at about 16 years old to pursue his musical career. He ultimately spent most of his life in the San Francisco Bay area. In 1969, he started out in a band called Sawbuck with Bill Church. Montrose had been in the process of recording what would have been his first album with Sawbuck when producer David Rubinson arranged an audition with Van Morrison. Montrose got the job and played on Morrison's 1971 album Tupelo Honey. He also played on the song "Listen to the Lion", which was recorded during the Tupelo Honey sessions but released on Morrison's next album. Saint Dominic's Preview (1972).
Sam Roy "Sammy" Hagar (born October 13, 1947), also known as The Red Rocker, is an American rock vocalist, guitarist, songwriter and musician. Hagar came to prominence in the 1970s with the hard rock band Montrose. He afterwards launched a successful solo career, scoring an enduring hit in 1984 with "I Can't Drive 55". From 1985 to 1996, and 2003 to 2005, Hagar was the singer for Van Halen. On March 12, 2007, Hagar was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of Van Halen.
Outside of music, he founded the Cabo Wabo Tequila brand and restaurant chain, as well as Sammy's Beach Bar Rum. He currently resides in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and also has a residence in Mill Valley, California. His present musical project is as lead singer of Chickenfoot.
Named after his mother's father, Sam Roy, Hagar was born in Salinas, California. His family soon moved to Fontana, where his father worked at the Kaiser Steel Mill. Hagar graduated from Fontana High School.
Hagar became interested in the burgeoning Southern California music scene, fronting his first band, the Fabulous Castilles.
I figured I'd go
at the least to check in cause I just miss her grin
and to show
that I didn't really never wanna see you again
and my heart caves in when I look at you.
this is so hard, this is so hard.
my heart caves in when I look at you.
this is so hard.
do you take pictures off the walls
when you know I'm coming to your room
do you hide all the stuffed animals the other boys bought for you.
I wasn't surprised.
she was chillin' lookin' hot in her bed smoking pot.
and I kept my distance I was a "good boy."
and my heart caves in when I look at you.
this is so hard, this is so hard.
and my heart caves in when I look at you.
this is so hard.
do you take pictures off the walls
when you know I'm coming to your room
do you hide all the stuffed animals the other boys bought for you.
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
do you take pictures off the walls
when you know I'm coming to your room
do you hide all the stuffed animals the other boys bought for you.
do you take pictures off the walls
when you know I'm coming to your room
If you get lonely on your daddy's farm
Just remember I don't live too far.
And there's a red bridge that arcs the bay, yeah
You'll be at my place in less that a day.
So get on your bad motor scooter and ride
Up over to my place and stay all night.
First thing in the morning we'll be feeling all right
So get on your bad motor scooter and ride.
Ooh, the last I seen your face
I swore that no one would take your place.
Now since you've been gone I've been feelin' bad, yeah
I'd come out to your place (but)
I'm afraid of your dad. So you...
Ride, ride, ride.
Come on baby, ooh yeah.
Crank it on up!