'John' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Queen of the Desert (2015)

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Genres: Biography, Drama,

Actors Werner Herzog (director), Nicole Kidman (actress), Cassian Elwes (producer), James Franco (actor), Damian Lewis (actor), Robert Pattinson (actor), Werner Herzog (writer), Joe Bini (editor), Lee Alliston (miscellaneous crew), Michael Benaroya (producer), Sophie Linfield (actress), Michele Clapton (costume designer), John Wark (actor), Hicham Hajji (producer), Jonathan Debin (producer),

Raja Rani (2013)

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Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Actors Satyaraj (actor), Manobala (actor), Santhanam (actor), Nayanthara (actress), G.V. Prakash Kumar (composer), Sathyan (actor), Aarya (actor), A.R. Murugadoss (producer), Swaminathan (actor), Jai (actor), Rajendran (actor), Misha Ghoshal (actress), Nazriya Nazim (actress), Dhanya Balakrishna (actress), Antony L. Ruben (editor),

After Midnight (2013)

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Genres: Mystery,

Actors Fred Olen Ray (producer), Tim Abell (actor), Richard Grieco (actor), Erika Jordan (actress), Fred Olen Ray (writer), Christine Nguyen (actress), Dan Golden (producer), Randy Carter (editor), Dylan Vox (actor), Fred Olen Ray (director), Don Scribner (actor), David Novak (actor), Catherine Annette (actress), Tawny Kitaen (actress), Alison Goser (miscellaneous crew),

Inheritance (2010)

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Genres: Horror, Short,

Actors Gabrielle Lui (miscellaneous crew), Callie Martin (producer), James Patrick Freetly (actor), Alex Moratto (writer), Alex Moratto (director), Dale Girard (actor), Dale Girard (actor), Brendon Marotta (editor), Cameron Abdo (actor), Cameron Johnson (composer),

Caffeine (2006)

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Genres: Comedy,

Taglines:

There's always something strange brewing.

Quotes:

Annoying Lady: Don't we get any cake? Who has coffee without cake?::Dylan: I don't know... skinny people!

Vanessa: Well you're gay aren't you? I thought gay men were able to cook!

Mike: I don't much like taking my penis out in front of other men.

Lucy: You cunt! You evil cunt! Pervert! This man is a deviant! He gets sexual satisfaction out of getting dressed up as a baby and getting spanked!

Actors Mena Suvari (actress), Breckin Meyer (actor), David Kitay (composer), Mark Pellegrino (actor), Neil Dickson (actor), Julie Adams (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Sciole (actress), Katherine Heigl (actress), Oneita Parker (costume designer), Crystal 'Sue' McGraw (miscellaneous crew), John Cosgrove (producer), John Cosgrove (director), Terry Dunn Meurer (producer), Rachael Lin Gallaghan (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Lee Potts (actor),

Miracle at Sage Creek (2005)

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Genres: Action, Drama, Family, Western,

Taglines:

Two miracles for the price of one.

Quotes:

Ike: Daniel!::Daniel: Yes sir?::Ike: We're gonna get those steers into Lusk and sold before Christmas::Daniel: Yes sir.::Ike: You won't leave town till we get top dollar, no exceptions.::Daniel: Yes sir...::Daniel: Mr. Franklin me and the boys was wondering, well sir, we wanted to know if you had decided to give us Christmas day off? Some of the men got family and I think they need that time...::Ike: You'll get a day off when that cattle is sold. Christmas is just another working day.::Daniel: Yes sir, stock comes fisrt.

Actors Martin Kove (actor), Tim Abell (producer), Buck Taylor (actor), Michael Parks (actor), Mark Rolston (actor), Francine York (actress), Wes Studi (actor), DJ Perry (actor), Tim Abell (actor), Thadd Turner (actor), Anthony Hornus (actor), Rance Howard (actor), David Carradine (actor), Thadd Turner (writer), Thadd Turner (producer),

Wide Awake (1998)

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Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family,

Taglines:

First kisses. Outrageous pranks. A teacher with a killer fastball. To survive this year, Joshua Beal will have to stay...
Meeting your best friend. Finding your favorite teacher. Having your first crush. Remember what it felt like to be...
A comedy that will raise your spirits and keep you laughing.
She Had All The Answers... Until Now!

Quotes:

Joshua A. Beal: Before this year, bullies were just bullies for no reason, weirdos were just weird, and daredevils weren't afraid of anything. Before this year, people I loved lived forever. I spent this year looking for something and wound up seeing everything around me. It's like I was asleep before and finally woke up. Know what? I'm wide-awake now.

[last lines]::Joshua A. Beal: My name is Joshua A. Beal. I live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. And I believe two things. Not all angels have wings. And sixth grade's got to be easier than this.

Frank Benton: Hey Josh, is today tomorrow?::Joshua A. Beal: No Frank, tomorrow's tomorrow. Today's today, and tomorrow's tomorrow.

Joshua A. Beal: My question is about my Aunt Denise. She's not baptized, so that means she's going to Hell right?::Sister Terry: Uh, no, actually she's not, Joshua.::Joshua A. Beal: And my dad's best friend, he's not baptized either, and that means *he's* going to hell. [kids beginning to clammer nervously]::Sister Terry: Joshua, I think you misunderstood.::Student: Oh man! Seth Greenburg rides my bus, he's not baptized...::Sister Terry: Okay, wait a sec...::Student #2: Hey, my cousin's going to hell?::Sister Terry: No, I don't think...::Student: The family living next door - their whole house is going to hell!::Sister Terry: No, that's not what it says in the book. If you'll notice, on page four... Ok alright, quiet! No one is going to Hell!

Sister Terry: Joshua, why do you feel the need to do these things?

Mrs. Beal: [waking him] Joshua. Joshua. Joshua, *please*, you're a 5th grader today, you're almost a man.

Joshua A. Beal: Those are the kids in my class. Kids in uniforms don't smile very much.

Joshua A. Beal: [looking across into girl's play yard] I don't know why they put this fence up. Why would anyone what to go over there, anyway?

Mr. Beal: Joshua, the pope is not God.::Joshua A. Beal: I know that, but he's his best friend.::Mr. Beal: We're not going to Rome.

Sister Terry: Every day at sunset you'd bow your head to the east and pray, is that right?::Joshua A. Beal: Uh, I stopped that.::Sister Terry: Okay, well what did you think about when you prayed?::Joshua A. Beal: Nothing mostly. Sometimes, I'd wonder... what made that smell in the carpet?

Actors Harvey Weinstein (producer), Sharon Pinkenson (miscellaneous crew), Julia Stiles (actress), M. Night Shyamalan (writer), M. Night Shyamalan (director), Randall Balsmeyer (miscellaneous crew), Dana Delany (actress), Camryn Manheim (actress), Bob Weinstein (producer), Dan Lauria (actor), Denis Leary (actor), Robert Loggia (actor), Rosie O'Donnell (actress), Christopher Gambale (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Mondshein (editor),

Siin me oleme! (1979)

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Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Aadu: [runs anxiously to Ärni, after Ärni got a kiss] Well, what happened? Started kissing?::Ärni: Well, yeah!

Ärni: Well, OK. Be afraid of your husband and the parents of your husband. But don't be afraid of one thing - don't be afraid of work! Because the wife has to feed her husband and six children!::[first Ärni starts to cry, then everybody else]::Ärni: [in an angry voice, but still crying] Will you stop this weeping!

John: [reading a fairy tale to his wife] And the wolf did bow-wow, bow-wow!

[Aadu drives by in a Volga and sees that John and Kohviveski's car has broken down]::Aadu: Need help?::John: Uh?::Aadu: Need any help?::[John looks confused]::Aadu: [gives John his calling card] Maybe... Sometimes... Our roads will cross? Eh? Chu-chu-frey!::[drives away]::John: [reads from the calling card] Aadu Kadakas psy... Psychiatrist...

Kohviveski: I won't come down, oh no! You can berry me with the house!

Kohviveski: John, I'll jump!::John: No, pumpkin, you... You won't do it!::Kohviveski: Yes, I will! And I want to see, if you hire an orchestra to play at my funeral, or not!

Villager: What does she do there?::Aadu: [looks through a hole] What does she do, what does she do! She is staring at the ram!

[she has been playing with the children and is now bored]::Kohviveski: [to the children] Run away, run away, run!::Kohviveski: [after the children have ran away] Don't run so much!

Aadu: [to Kohviveski] But you! I'll make a song out of you! From there you'll never get out! And people start to show you from the television set for big money!::Kohviveski: [exitedly] Ah! From the television!

John: Who is this man?::Ärni: Oh, it's Aadu. He's here only during summertime. The rest of the year he has to spend in the madhouse.::[John turns pale from the face]

Actors Ülo Vinter (composer), Enn Vetemaa (writer), Sulev Nõmmik (writer), Sulev Nõmmik (director), Sulev Nõmmik (actor), Ervin Abel (actor), Malli Vällik (producer), Karl Kalkun (actor), Lauri Nebel (actor), Lia Laats (actress), Salme Jevdokimova (editor), Juhan Smuul (writer), Väino Puura (actor), Eva Malmsten (actress), Vello Vahesalu (miscellaneous crew),

Chori Mera Kaam (1975)

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Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,

Actors M.B. Shetty (actor), Birbal (actor), Harbans Darshan M. Arora (actor), David Abraham (actor), Iftekhar (actor), Jankidas (actor), Shashi Kapoor (actor), Anoop Kumar (actor), Ashok Kumar (actor), Anwar Hussain (actor), Raza Murad (actor), Pran (actor), Chaman Puri (actor), Maruti Rao (actor), Deven Verma (actor),

Boot Polish (1954)

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Genres: Drama,

Actors David Abraham (actor), Prithviraj Kapoor (actor), Raj Kapoor (actor), Kumari Naaz (actress), Raj Kapoor (producer), Jaikishan Dayabhai Pankal (composer), Shankarsingh Raghuwanshi (composer), Satyanarayan (miscellaneous crew), Bhudo Advani (actor), Rattan Kumar (actor), Nissar (actor), G.G. Mayekar (editor), Mohanbali (actor), Mahesh (miscellaneous crew), Bhupendra Kapoor (actor),

Johns, John Filmography

• Oklahoma Hall of Fame 2013 2013, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• The Domain Lighting of Macy's Great Tree 2008, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• Blonde Ambition 2007, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid 2006, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• The Ringer 2005, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• Now You See It... 2005, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• Merle Haggard: Ol' Country Singer 2004, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• Eric Clapton: Sessions for Robert J 2004, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• $5.15/Hr. 2004, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• Saving Jessica Lynch 2003, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• The Con 1998, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen
• Johnny Be Good 1988, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen

John, John Filmography

• S.O.S. infirmières 2000, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Partouzes franco-suédoises 1982, role: actor, character name: L'ami Play in Full Screen

Johns, John Filmography

• Gran Torino 2008, role: actor, character name: Al Play in Full Screen

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  John

  Who is the naughtiest child?
  Who drives their French teacher wild?
  And when he's telling you lies
  He looks you straight in the eye
  Got kicked in the side
  In the side, it's the same again
  Got kicked in the hide
  Must be then, it was now and then
  He's got the social disease
  J-J-J-John!
  Grass stains and cuts on his knees
  J-J-J-John!
  He won't listen to a word that you say
  J-J-J-John!
  He'll steal your daughters away
  Got kicked in the side
  In the side, it's the same again
  Got kicked in the hide
  Must be then, it was now and then
  You took him home to meet your queen
  You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
  And lent him all your good CDs
  You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
  You said you were the only one
  You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
  They broke the mould for dear old John
  You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
  Got kicked in the side
  In the side, it's the same again
  Got kicked in the hide
  Must be then, it was now and then
  J-J-J-J-John

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  John

  (I see Jesus standing waiting for me)
  Once a man named Steven preached about the Lord
  Folks were saved then folks were healed as they heard his word
  Satan did not like it soon he had his crowd
  And as he was tried they heard Steven cried aloud
  I see Jesus standing at the father's right end I see Jesus over in the Promised Land
  Work is over now I'm coming to be I see Jesus standing waiting for me
  As the stones fell on him beating out his life
  Steven knew he'd soon be through with all toil and strife
  So much like a Master with a heart so true
  He prayed Lord forgive them for they know not what they do
  Through the gates of glory down the streets of gold
  March the hero on the Lord into heaven's fold
  When he met the Saviour at the great white throne
  I believed he smiled and said Steven welcome home
  I see Jesus...

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  John

  John était amoureux, ça se voyait un peu.
  Il avait un air si bizarre et veillait si tard.
  Il buvait tant de vin que souvent, le matin
  On pouvait l'entendre de l'étang jusqu'au moulin.
  La fille aux longues mains ne disait jamais rien
  Et le pauvre John pensait bien
  Qu'à veiller dehors jusqu'au lever du jour
  Il en crèverait ou bien de froid ou bien d'amour.
  John avait un béguin, ça se voyait un brin.
  Quand il tapait sur sa poitrine en buvant du gin
  Il avait l'oeil hagard, buvait toujours à part
  Poussait des hurlements qui faisaient fuir le vent.
  Mais la fille aux longues mains ne disait jamais rien
  Et le pauvre John pensait bien
  Qu'à veiller dehors jusqu'au lever du jour
  Il en crèverait ou bien de froid ou bien d'amour.
  John était amoureux, il en a fait l'aveu.
  Depuis, de la rivière au port, on en rit encore.
  Le soir, au coin du feu, on écoute les vieux
  Raconter l'histoire de John l'amoureux.
  Il aimait la statue d'une belle inconnue
  Morte cent ans auparavant dans un ouragan.
  Il allait tous les jours lui dire son amour
  Et noyait sa peine dans un verre à son retour.
  La fille aux longues mains ne dirait jamais rien
  Et le pauvre John savait bien
  Que dans la statue était son coeur et qu'un jour
  Il en crèverait ou bien de froid ou bien d'amour
  Que dans la statue était son coeur et qu'un jour
  Il en crèverait ou bien de froid ou bien d'amour

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  John

  There's rain on my door step
  I've got music in my mind
  Time on my hands to sit and wonder why
  In this world of dark angels
  And blood ridden reapers
  With money and the power of life
  They live as our keepers
  I want to be alone today
  Cause that's where I feel safe
  Alone in the rain
  The sadness numbs the pain everyday
  They give you golden promises
  The knowlegde of the ages
  Speaking in tongues, golden wings rosey faces
  I saw the wart on TV today
  A speech for all, but nothing to say
  And I wonder, why- I ask myself
  Why, I believe well it looks
  Like I've been deceived
  I want to be alone today
  Cause that's where I feel safe
  Alone in the rain
  The sadness numbs the pain
  Do you know your same
  All alone in the rain we're all the same

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  John

  Mm hmm
  That right
  It's avias on the mic
  Haha
  And the john said
  And the john said
  Chorus
  You can sell it you can sell it
  If you sell it I'm gone try it
  If you look good I'm gone buy it
  Cause girl you know I like it
  It's so crazy like a riot
  I'm so horny I can't diet
  Like a craving so don't why it
  Just get in um gone drive it
  Verse1
  Sup yo in this song
  Ima keep it real cause my name is john
  I be riding round in the break of dawn
  Trying to find a braud and get my freak on
  Cause I know where they posted I keep a map
  And if you feeling me homie then give me dap
  I like them skinny short fat, don't matter at all
  Long as I dish my money I expect a ball
  And girl don't be telling me what you don't do
  If I break you off better I know what you up to
  Like a tarot card reader I can read yo mind
  Know you wanting this cash so get in and ride
  I know they say the more the merrier that's something I live by
  If your girl wanna join tell her give it a try
  Then you gone wonder yes the major reason why
  They call me john get em hit em you said peter a lie
  Chorus
  You can sell it you can sell it
  If you sell it I'm gone try it
  If you look good I'm gone buy it
  Cause girl you know I like it
  It's so crazy like a riot
  I'm so horny I can't diet
  Like a craving so don't why it
  Just get in um gone drive it
  Verse2
  Now I'm riding round now drifting through town
  You said you was located on 50th downs
  I aint got gas money to be making rounds
  Better be yo ass in place and don't make a sound
  Cause if 5.O. getting in
  Then girl you can go I can't be yo friend
  Cause pussy is good sho nough
  But it aint worth no jail time hoe that shit is tough
  Now I found yo ass here on the corner of 10
  You lied hoe you didn't even bring yo friend
  But it's all good cause dis nigga here got a plan
  When I jump inside you um gone be the man
  Leaving you on the side of the road
  Didn't dish no pay cause it wasn't a good lay
  Yeah you wanted a nigga to come up and pay
  But you didn't make me cum to begin anyway
  Chorus (2X's)
  You can sell it you can sell it
  If you sell it I'm gone try it
  If you look good I'm gone buy it
  Cause girl you know I like it
  It's so crazy like a riot
  I'm so horny I can't diet
  Like a craving so don't why it
  Just get in um gone drive it
  John
  John
  John

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  John

  [Lord Infamous:]
  Yeah it's John niggaz, a.k.a. Orville Reddenbacher
  Yeah I'm poppin God damn it like popcorn all God damn day
  Whether it's ballers or maulers or choppers
  Whether it's tags or scalawags God damnit
  Formerly known as Pancho Villa
  The writer of the constitution for the prostitution
  Yeah I just jumped out my 'llac
  To jump on this motherfuckin track
  To talk about you fuck niggaz and you broke-ass bitches

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  John

  .44 bulldog, my motherfucking pet
  I point it at you and tell that motherfucker, fetch
  I'm fucking her good, she got her legs on my neck
  I get pussy, mouth and ass, call that bitch triple threat
  When I was in jail she let me call her collect
  But if she get greedy, I'ma starve her to death
  Top down, it's upset
  Been fucking the world and nigga, and I ain't cum yet
  You fuck with me wrong, I knock your head off your neck
  The flight too long, I got a bed on the jet
  The guns are drawn and I ain't talking about a sketch
  I pay these niggas with a reality check
  Prepare for the worst but still praying for the best
  This game is a bitch, I got my hand up her dress
  The money don't sleep, so Weezy can't rest
  And AK47 is my fucking address
  I'm not a star, somebody lied
  I got a chopper in the car
  I got a chopper in the car
  I got a chopper in the car
  Yeah, load up the choppers like it's December 31st
  Roll up and cock it, and hit them niggas where it hurts
  If I die today, remember me like John Lennon
  Buried in Louis, I'm talking all brown linen, huh
  Big black nigga and an icy watch
  Shoes on the coupe, bitch, I got a Nike shop
  Count the profits, you could bring them in a Nike box
  Grinding in my Jordans, kick them off they might be hot, swish
  I'm swimming in the yellow bitch
  In the red, 9-11 looking devilish
  Red beam make a bitch nigga sit down
  Thought he were bulletproof 'til he got hit the fifth time
  Drop Palmolive in a nigga dope
  Make it come back even harder than before
  Baby, I'm the only one that paid your car notes
  Well connected, got killers off in Chicago
  I'm not a star, somebody lied
  I got a chopper in the car
  I got a chopper in the car
  I got a chopper in the car
  Yeah, load up the choppers like it's December 31st
  Roll up and cock it, and hit them niggas where it hurts
  If I die today, remember me like John Lennon
  Buried in Louis, I'm talking all brown linen, huh
  Talk stupid get your head popped
  I got that Esther, bitch, I'm Red Fox
  Big B's, Red Sox
  I get money to kill time, dead clocks
  You're fucking with a nigga who don't give a fuck
  Empty the clip, then roll the window up
  Pussy niggas sweet, you niggas Cinnabon
  I'm in a red bitch, she say she finnin' cum
  Two hundred thou' on a chain, I don't need a piece
  That banana clip, let Chiquita speak
  Dark shades, Eazy E
  Five letters, Y-M-C-M-B
  Bitch ass nigga, pussy ass nigga
  I see you looking with your looking ass nigga
  You don't know the rules, kill them all and keep moving
  If I die today, it'd be a holiday
  I'm not a star, somebody lied, I got a chopper in the car
  So don't make it come alive
  Rip your ass apart, then I put myself together
  Y-M-C-M-B, Double M, we rich forever
  The bigger the bullet, the more that bitch going to bang
  Red on the wall, Basquiat when I paint
  Red Lamborghini 'til I gave it to my bitch
  My first home invasion, papa gave me forty bricks
  Son of a bitch, then I made a great escape
  Ain't it funny, mama? Only son be baking cakes
  Pull up in the sleigh, hop out like I'm Santa Claus
  Niggas gather around, got gifts for each and all of y'all
  Take it home and let it bubble, that's the double up
  If you get in trouble that just mean you fucking up
  It's a cold world, I need a bird to cuddle up
  I call the plays, motherfucker huddle up
  I'm not a star, somebody lied

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  John

  John takes a seat so he can wind his watch
  Not working anymore but it's so good to touch
  It's the only solid evidence of what he's done and seen
  It helps him to remember his past life was not a dream
  It used to tell the time when he was young
  But time means nothing now
  He has a clear view of the sun
  John stopped me on the street today
  He didn't have that much to say
  I said I had to get to work but he begged me to stay
  There was a look in his eyes I'd never seen before
  I couldn't walk away I knew I wouldn't see him anymore
  He bummed a smoke looked off into space awhile
  Then he looked into my eyes and unleashed a fleeting
  Smile
  Dennis it's so good to see you
  You have no idea
  Just how bad it's getting on the street
  I try to hide away
  But they find me every day
  And I'm so tired of the heat
  Yesterday I heard the news
  They sent me a letter
  Said it was suicide

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  John

  I sit at home 'cause I'm able
  I sing out loud but complain in the same old way
  I shake the tree of a fable
  She sells me lies but she sings on anyway
  I live alone at the stable
  Betting twice 'cause the numbers say I'm wrong
  I've rolled the tree 'cause I'm able
  I've burned the mountain to prove that they all were wrong
  What's in a story?
  What's in a name?
  Who makes you hurry?
  What cuts the frame?
  John, where have you gone?
  We've waited so long, where have you gone?
  Has something gone wrong?
  We've waited so long, where have you gone?
  I sit alone 'cause I'm able
  I live out life but complain in the same old way
  I shake the tree that was stable

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  John

  There's rain on my door step
  I've got music in my mind
  Time on my hands to sit and wonder why
  In this world of dark angels
  And blood ridden reapers
  With money and the power of life
  They live as our keepers
  I want to be alone today
  Cause that's where I feel safe
  Alone in the rain
  The sadness numbs the pain everyday
  They give you golden promises
  The knowlegde of the ages
  Speaking in tongues, golden wings rosey faces
  I saw the wart on TV today
  A speech for all, but nothing to say
  And I wonder, why- I ask myself
  Why, I believe well it looks
  Like I've been deceived
  I want to be alone today
  Cause that's where I feel safe
  Alone in the rain
  The sadness numbs the pain
  Do you know your same
  All alone in the rain we're all the same
  I'm gone today