Jackie Chan, SBS, MBE (born Chan Kong-sang, 陳港生; 7 April 1954) is a Hong Kong-born Chinesestuntman, actor, and director whose perilous acrobatic stunts and engaging physical humour made him an action-film star in Asia and helped to bring kung fu movies into the mainstream of American cinema. In his movies, he is known for his acrobatic fighting style, comic timing, use of improvised weapons, and innovative stunts. Jackie Chan has been acting since the 1960s and has appeared in over 100 films.
Chan has received stars on the Hong Kong Avenue of Stars and the Hollywood Walk of Fame. As a cultural icon, Chan has been referenced in various pop songs, cartoons, and video games. An operatically trained vocalist, Chan is also a Cantopop and Mandopop star, having released a number of albums and sung many of the theme songs for the films in which he has starred. In addition to acting, Chan pursued a career in the Hong Kong music industry, releasing a number of original albums beginning in 1984. He founded the Jackie Chan Charitable Organization in 1998, which, among other projects, offers scholarships to Hong Kong youths, and he worked as a goodwill ambassador for UNICEF.
Can you be in a movie that's already been made?
A new age of darkness is dawning
Humans vs. Vampires. Only the strongest will survive.
Plot
On New Years Eve 2000 the cinema on the 666 King's Road presents its last show before closure. Unfortunately the forces of Hell arise, who are very unsatisfied with the modern movie quality. A horrible, gory bloodbath starts out, including a soccer match with a decapitated head, a nasty faeces monster and several other nastinesses.
Plot
Director Alan Smithee comes to Hollywood to make a movie. Due to a variety of factors, he decides to disown it and direct it under a pseudonym. Unfortunately, the Director's Guild requires that if a director disowns a movie in this fashion, he *must* use the official Director's Guild pseudonym...which happens to be Alan Smithee.
Keywords: amazing-grace-the-hymn, box-office-flop, cameo, celebrity, character-name-in-title, director, fake-documentary, film-director, film-industry, film-producer
The movie Hollywood doesn't want you to see
Great Cans. Great Movies.
Sylvester Stallone: Look, I'm doing this for free so don't bust my balls, okay?
Sylvester Stallone: Yo! Adrian! You know we never... and we had a kid so it was an immaculate ejection.
Alan Smithee: It's worse than "Showgirls"!
Sylvester Stallone: Don't fuck with me!::Jackie Chan: Don't fuck with me!::Whoopi Goldberg: Don't fuck with me!::Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, Whoopi Goldberg: Don't fuck with us!
Alan Smithee: [during an editing session] No, no, no! You've sodomised it!
Alan Smithee: [beating his head] I cut the picture. They cut the picture. I didn't cut the picture. They cut the picture...
Alan Smithee: An Actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. EVERYONE'S an Actor."
Whoopi Goldberg: I like working with directors. And I've saved a lot of their jobs. And they've saved a few of my performances...
Jackie Chan: I don't die. Even if I die, I come back with Reincarnation, so I don't die!
Shane Black: I got my script back and didn't recognize a single word of it.
Plot
A dark and handsome true-crime thriller about kidnapping and police corruption in Hong Kong. Once of Jackie Chan's most serious roles, but still overflowing with spectacular acrobatic sequences.
Keywords: bank, based-on-true-story, betrayal, car-crash, child-in-peril, convenience-store, corruption, crooked-cop, electrocution, explosion
The World's Toughest City Needs More Than An Army To Stop The Mob . . . They Need One Man!
Plot
Young Jackie was intrigued by Kung-Fu since an early age, but his father strictly forbade its practice. One day, he meets an old beggar who offers to teach Jackie how to fight. Jackie grows up to be quite good though he keeps his knowledge a secret until he is forced to fight by an extortion ring that's putting the squeeze on his uncle's restaurant.
Keywords: action-hero, ambush, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, beating, beefcake-martial-arts, brawl, chop-socky, disarming-someone, duel
As a boy he was taught the secrets of Kung Fu, now he will use them to avenge his father's death.
Snake Fist is the deadliest form of Kung-Fu!
First there was "The Big Brawl" now Jackie Chan is Snake Fist Fighter
You left me for a cheap tart
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start
But I'm not defenseless
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
You thought that you were safe
Then you made me cry
I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
[Spoken:]
You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?
Listen up, I'm coming after you
With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, Ding-Dong
When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand
Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD
You ran right over my cat
Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts!
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
i met this boy and i thought he liked me
i met him at this punk rock show last week
his friends had said i was pretty and sweet
we went to in 'n out and had a couple drinks
but we lost in contact
now we can't get together
and go to any more punk shows
and hang right afterwards
many days have passed and i'm so blue and sad
this boy had drop kicked me and he was pretty rad
his moves were slick and fine and he was on my mind
you'd be so jealous 'cause i am with this guy
you'd be so jealous 'cause he can kick real high
Jie kai wo zui shen mi de deng dai
Xing xing zhui luo feng zai chui dong
Zhong yu zai jiang ni yong ru huai zhong
Liang ke xin chan dou
Xiang xin wo bu bian de zhen xin
Quan nian deng dai you wo cheng nuo
Wu lun jing guo duo shao de han dong
Wo jue bu fang shuo
Iye nae sonul japgo nunulkamayo
uri saranghetton nalto sengkaghepayo
uri nomu sarangheso
apossonneyo
soro saranghandan malto mottansondayo
Mei yi ye bei xing tong chuan yue
Si nian yong mei you zhong dian
Zao xi guang le gu du xiang sui
Wo wei xiao mian dui
Xiang xin wo ni xuan ze deng dai
Zai duo ku tong ye bu shan duo
Zhi you ni de wen rou neng jie jiu
Wu bian de leng mo
Hisae nayeso nechago nunei kamayou
Nuri saram haeto nago same kaemayao
Nuri normu saram haeso happa saneyou
Sorou saram hadam mago moteso neyou
Rang ai cheng wei ni wo xin zhong
Nei yong yuan sheng kai de hua
Chuan yue shi kong jue bu di tou yong bu fang qi de meng
Nuri normu saram haeso happa saneyou
Sorou saram hadam mago moteso neyou
Rang ai cheng wei ni wo xin zhong
Nei yong yuan sheng kai de hua
Nuri sojoh haeto yaso yijito manayou
Wei you zhen ai zhui sui ni wo
Chuan yue wu jin shi kong
Sorou saram hadam mago moteso neyou
You left me for a cheap tart
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start
But I'm not defenseless
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
You thought that you were safe
Then you made me cry
I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
[Spoken:]
You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?
Listen up, I'm coming after you
With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, Ding-Dong
When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand
Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD
You ran right over my cat
Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts!
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
Out of the East
A dream comes out from the sky
Setting me free
Through the clouds I will fly
The mountain must yield to me
Thunder will roar
The sound wakes the universe
Dragon will soar (x2)
(Chorus x2)
High upon high
I reach for high upon high
Into the sky
I charge on into the sky
We touch the clouds
The tiger with me will ride
Our hearts as one
Power right at my side
The future before us lies
Magical door
Along with the tigers way
Dragon will soar (x2)
(Chorus x2)
High upon high
I reach for high upon high
Into the sky