Radioland Murders (1994)

Actors

• J. Don Ferguson (actor)
• Robert Klein (actor)
• Mark Joy (actor)
• Brion James (actor)
• Ned Beatty (actor)
• Bo Hopkins (actor)
• Bobcat Goldthwait (actor)
• George Burns (actor)
• Dylan Baker (actor)
• Wilbur Fitzgerald (actor)
• Scott Michael Campbell (actor)
• Billy Barty (actor)
• Corbin Bernsen (actor)
• Joseph Lawrence (actor)
• Harvey Korman (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama
• Musical
• Mystery
• Romance

Taglines:

At station WBN, the hits just keep on coming.

Quotes:

Penny Henderson: I told Dexter not to smoke. If you ask me, they oughta put warning labels on those packages.

Claudette: Caught me at a bad time, kid. I'm in.::Roger: So am I.::Claudette: Nobody enters my dressing room uninvited! What the hell do you think that star means?::Roger: You're Jewish?

Claudette: I'm Claudette Katzenback, the va-va-va-voom girl with the va-va-va-voom voice. Who the hell are you?::Lieutenant Cross: I'm Lt. Cross, the Chicago cop with the sh-sh-short temper.

Katzenback: Now you listen to me, Junior, don't you think that I don't know what's going on, because I do know, and now you know that I know.::Walt Whalen Junior: Listen, I don't know what you know that I know, but I do know that you don't know what you think you know.::Katzenback: Oh no?::Walt Whalen Junior: No.

Milt Lackey: Retire? Who'd support my mother and father?

[last lines]::Announcer: And that's it from WBN in Chicago. If it wasn't clear before, it's certainly clear now; There'll never be anything quite like... radio.

Milt Lackey: [pointing to his outstretched finger] That's it. That's the only thing I got that still works.

Milt Lackey: In what other business can a man my age walk out on stage, smoke a cigar, tell a few jokes, sing a few songs, and use the same color lipstick that Dolores del Rio uses?

Zoltan: [stabbing a knife into a watermelon] The knife in the back. [Grabs a mallet] The sound of the human head smashing. [Smashes the watermelon and pauses] Hmmm... something is not quite right.::Morgana: Try honeydew.::Zoltan: Good idea!

Wild Writer: What if the wife smashes him over the head, with a frying pan, and then chops him up into hundreds of tiny pieces with her shiny new carving knife?::Father Writer: No, I don't think so.::Son Writer: It's a family show!::Wild Writer: Okay, then what if she does it to the whole family?