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'Comedian' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Alone (2014)

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Genres

Crime
Short

Virgin Produced: Comedy Vault (2012)

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Genres

Comedy

Passion to Profession (2011)

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Plot
In a relaxed, humorous atmosphere, Simon presents a collection of artists at varying states of their professional journeys. Not necessarily famous but people who have been forced to make choices to follow the fire that drives them to eventually make a happy comfortable living from their chosen. The interviews will explore a list of themes all relevant to following one's dreams so that instead of looking at their achievements we explore the mechanics and individual psychology that got them there. It will explore artist's journey in finding a balance between artistic integrity and making a living, or artistic integrity and being successful beyond their dreams. The troubles and tribulation of the artist within their family, were they supportive? Society... is it supportive? Is it easier to be an artist in Australia or abroad? And, if you were starting again, what would you do differently?

Genres

Documentary

Man 2 Man: A Gay Man's Guide to Finding Love (2011)

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Plot
In his new film, director and acclaimed documentary filmmaker Christopher Hines (The Butch Factor, The Adonis Factor) sheds light on why many gay men have the desire to be in long-term relationships, but sometimes find it difficult to make them work. "I think the film provides a lot of answers, with the help of psychologists, authors, and matchmakers, along with couples who have made it work, " Hines said. "The film also poses the ultimate question: Are you looking to get laid, or are you looking to fall in love?" The film, which premiered at film festivals around the world, also follows several guys as they use every means at their disposal, from phone apps and internet sites to old-fashioned bar hopping, in search of their soul mate. The film digs deep into gay men's hearts to discover what's preventing them from finding lasting love.

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Levity (2003)

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Plot
The film philosophical approach at redemption. The protagonist Manual Jordan has gotten parole from a life sentence for the murder of Abner Easley, and returns to the city he lived in to try to seek redemption. He ends up living and working at a community house run by a preacher, Miles Evans. The film is equipped with beautiful voice-overs about the meaning of life and different philosophies for getting redeemed. Manual also becomes friends with Adele Easley, his victims sister, in an attempt to make up for what he did. While working at the home he has interactions with Sofia Mellinger, the druggie daughter of a famous singer, struggling with the lack of adult guidance in her life.

Keywords: activist, african-american, armed-robbery, atonement, attempted-robbery, aunt-nephew-relationship, basketball, being-followed, black-american, blonde

Genres

Crime
Drama

Quotes:

Manuel Jordan: I read a book that was written in the 11th century. A man said that there was five steps toward making amends. The first involved acknowledging what you did. The second involved remorse. The third involved making right with your neighbor. Like if you stole his chicken, you'd have to go and bring him another. Only then were you able to go to step four, which was making it right with God. But it wasn't until step five that you could really get redeemed. It had to do with being at the same place and the same situtation. That as it goes, you'd go and do something different. Only I can't bring Abner Easely back like he was some stolen chicken. Certainly made sure of that 23 years ago. And I don't believe in some God that's gonna open His arms to me even if I did. So there goes steps three and four. And as for step five, time makes sure we're never in the same place twice, no matter how much we wish it. Which is why, for me, I know I'll never be redeemed.

Miles Evans: For pay, I got a room at a hundred dollars a month, which you can work down to nothing if you'll help with cleaning.::Manuel Jordan: What makes you think I need a room?::Miles Evans: God told me. You're carrying your damn suitcase, man.

Miles Evans: You think God talks to me? We argue maybe, but He don't participate. It's all right. I'll see Him one day. When I do, I'm gonna whip His holy ass.

[Manuel notices a photo of Adele's brother]::Adele Easley: My brother. He's a statistic.::Manuel Jordan: I'm sorry.::Adele Easley: I know. Everybody is.

Sofia Mellinger: You smell like sex.::Manuel Jordan: Well, you smell like puke.

Miles Evans: You know, you could get lucky. God might decide to grade you on the curve.::Manuel Jordan: It wouldn't matter either way.::Miles Evans: You don't know what the hell you talking about, do you? Why be afraid of a God that you don't believe in? Oh, I know, it seems like people are making up shit so they can feel good about all the pain, all the cruelty, loss, violence, suffering, death. Famine, bigotry, small-mindedness, repression, depression, oppression. Want me to keep talking? 'Cause I can go on forever with this shit.::Manuel Jordan: No, I get the point.::Miles Evans: The point is: I believe in the lie. Never underestimate its power. Now, as for me, well, I'm lying through my teeth. I'll see you soon.

Manuel Jordan: Abner, put the gun down.::Abner Easley: What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of here.

Miles Evans: I don't need you to believe. I just need you to clean.

Manuel Jordan: Is there justice?::Adele Easley: For criminals, yes. But for the rest of us? Not unless there's a God.::Manuel Jordan: Do you think there is?::Adele Easley: No. Thank God.

Comedian (2002)

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Plot
Fresh from the success of his sitcom, comedian Jerry Seinfeld decided to do the unimaginable: he completely retired his stand-up act, electing to start over again by developing entirely new material. "Comedian" follows Seinfeld through this process, as he rehearses in front of small comedy club audiences, meets with fellow comics and finally appears before a national audience.

Keywords: advice, ambition, applause, aspiring-comedian, backstage, bill-cosby, black-leather-jacket, bottled-water, butt-slap, cell-phone

Genres

Taglines:

See a man who had everything, who did a show about nothing, try to come up with something.
There are no second acts in American lives. There are, however, a few hecklers.
You'll laugh, you'll cry. And it'll be because you missed the point completely.
If you loved 'Seinfeld', the same guy's in this.
A film about comedy with Jerry Seinfeld
Where does comedy come from?
At last, a film from Miramax that won't win a damn thing.
Jerry Seinfeld swearing. Only in theaters.
It's an excuse to eat candy for 81 minutes.
Without a doubt, the single most horrifying movie you'll ever see. (If you want to be a stand up comedian)

Quotes:

Comedian: The equivalent for a normal person would be to go into work each day in your underwear and try and do your job that you normally do. All of a sudden you can't do anything. That's how a comedian feels when he's doing a new bit.

Comedian: See, I'm not a 100% confident about this stuff and that's what kills me. If you're not 100% behind this you can't sell it.

Comedian: [showing his folders of jokes] If I'm doing a show and being Jewish, I can pull out the Jewish stuff. If I want to do dating, I can do dating.

Comedian: My parents retired to South Florida. They're gone now, but I'll tell you the truth, I have a beef with South Florida. I'll tell you, I don't know what it is. I'm sick about it, bitter. I sent two healthy 65-year old parents to South Florida. 30 years later - dead! I mean what is it, the water, the air - it's a death camp!

Comedian: Last year I thought I had lupus, has that happened to you yet? I was on the bus and I saw an ad, "Chances are that somebody on the bus has lupus." I look around, I'm the only one on the bus.

Comedian: [Pointing to that day's paper] Read this paragraph to me. Right there, now don't touch it.::Montreal Waitress: Oh I'm sorry. "Young standup comedian Orny Adams destroy, is that you? [Orny shows his ID badge] Orny Adams, is that your real name? Get out of town. No mom would name their child Orny Adams.

Comedian: What a cocksucker. He's such a cock, he doesn't know the F-he's talking about.::Other Appearance: Why?::Comedian: I'm going to sit there and let that guy talk to me like that?::Other Appearance: Wasn't, he didn't say anything bad, he just told you to relax. That's what I've been telling you. Just relax. Enjoy what's been happening.::Comedian: I'm going to start doing to what George does just sit there and smile.::Other Appearance: There's nothing he said that I would refute.

Comedian: I was huge. Bigger than life. I could be anywhere in the world. [laughter] [Cut to the airport] Nothing makes sense. I should be at St. Bart's. Nothing makes sense. [Cut back to the stage, in a depressing tone] I'm in a comedy club in Cleveland. [Back to airport] But that's what's working.

Comedian: If I get fired tomorrow, I'm a comic.

Comedian: I have no idea what the curve is, of when it's gonna... feel like it used to feel.::Comedian: When you're killing... you're up there killing, and you're miserable. That's how you'll know.

Jenny Jones (1991)

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Plot
A talk show similar in format to those of Jerry Springer, Ricki Lake and Montel Williams. Sensational topics, with guests chosen to maximize the chances of open conflict. One common tactic is to bring on 'surprise' guests that other guests might otherwise refuse to publicly meet with. This tactic backfired once, when a male guest on a 'secret admirers revealed' episode later killed his admirer after discovering, on camera, that it was another man.

Keywords: audience-participation, character-name-in-title, interview, non-fiction

Genres

Mike Douglas Presents (1984)

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Genres

Talk-Show

Raging Bull (1980)

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Plot
When Jake LaMotta steps into a boxing ring and obliterates his opponent, he's a prizefighter. But when he treats his family and friends the same way, he's a ticking time bomb, ready to go off at any moment. Though LaMotta wants his family's love, something always seems to come between them. Perhaps it's his violent bouts of paranoia and jealousy. This kind of rage helped make him a champ, but in real life, he winds up in the ring alone.

Keywords: 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, abusive-husband, anger, animal-in-title, arena, arrest, backstage, bar

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Quotes:

Jake La Motta: I get ya's both in the ring, I'll give ya both a fuckin' beatin', ya both can fuck each other.

Jake La Motta: [talks about Janiro] I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him.::Tommy Como: [laughs] You're crazy. Fuck him or fight him.::Salvy Batts: If you're really in love with that fucker, just watch out.::Jake La Motta: By who?::Salvy Batts: Janiro.::Jake La Motta: You mean, you want me to get him to fuck you?::Salvy Batts: Me?::Jake La Motta: Yeah.::Salvy Batts: No, I don't want him to fuck me.::Jake La Motta: I could do that easily.::Salvy Batts: How ya gonna do that?::Jake La Motta: Because I'll get youse both in a ring, I'll give youse both a fuckin' beatin', ya both can fuck each other.::Salvy Batts: I get all full of blood.::Jake La Motta: You're used to that.

Jake La Motta: Friends. They're in a huddle. Big business meeting. By the pool, they sit around and talk. Big deals. They make sure she can hear. Big Man. Get the fuck outta here. Big shot. Get 'em all in a back room, smack 'em around, no more big shot, without his gun. They're tough guys. They're all tough guys.

Joey LaMotta: What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.

Joey LaMotta: She ain't the kind of girl you just fuck and forget about, this girl.::Jake La Motta: Joey, how many times I gotta tell ya? Why're you always cursin' when I'm talkin' to you? Don't do it around me. Do it around your friends.::Joey LaMotta: She's a, the kind of girl you bang and forget about - she's not like that. You gotta spend time with her, get involved, you know...::Jake La Motta: D'you bang her?::Joey LaMotta: No.::Jake La Motta: Tell me the truth.::Joey LaMotta: I just told you the truth. I tell you the truth the first time. You don't have to ask me again. I never do that. I always tell you the truth. If I did it, you would know. I took her out a couple of times.::Jake La Motta: You went out with her and you didn't try to fuck her?::Joey LaMotta: I try to fuck anything.

Joey LaMotta: They only gave him that fuckin' decision because he's goin' in the Army next week. That's the only reason.::Jake La Motta: I knocked him down. I don't know what else I gotta do. I don't know what I gotta do...::Joey LaMotta: You won and they robbed ya! They're miserable because their mothers take it up the fuckin' ass! That's why.::Jake La Motta: I've done a lot of bad things, Joey. Maybe it's comin' back to me. Who knows? I'm a jinx maybe. Who the hell knows?

Jake La Motta: You punch like you take it up the ass.

[Sugar Ray Robinson has just battered Jake La Motta half to death, but Jake has stayed on his feet]::Jake La Motta: You didn't get me down, Ray.

Joey LaMotta: If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.

Joey LaMotta: [over the phone, when no one answers, not realizing it's Jake calling] Your mother sucks giant elephant dicks!

Catskill Honeymoon (1950)

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Plot
A Jewish resort hotel celebrates a pair of longtime customers' fiftieth wedding anniversary by staging an old-fashioned Borscht Belt show replete with singers, dancers, comedians, and impressionists. The show concludes with a fervent musical tribute to the year-old State of Israel. Filmed on location at Young's Gap Hotel in Parksville, New York and includes glimpses of the golf course, tennis matches, calisthenics classes and sunbathers.

Keywords: borscht-belt, dancer, hotel, master-of-ceremony, resort, resort-hotel, singer, variety-show

Genres

Comedy
Music

Funny South African Comedian Trevor Noah On Black Americans

Duration: 8:03
Updated: 14 Jan 2014

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America's Got Talent: Top 5 Comedians of All Time

Duration: 9:12
Updated: 03 Aug 2014

The Top 5 Comedian Performances of All Time on America's Got Talent. There is one Britain's Got Talent Performance. Enjoy :)

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Chris Rock Stand-Up Comedy One Hour - Best Comedian Ever

Duration: 59:52
Updated: 18 Jul 2014

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Aziz Ansari Stand-Up Comedy Half Hour - Best Comedian Ever

Duration: 33:44
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
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Josh Orlian: 12-Year-Old Standup Comedian Gets Naughty on AGT Stage - America's Got Talent 2014

Duration: 6:19
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: America's Got Talent

A 12-year-old standup comedian makes his comedy debut on AGT--and gets naughty while discussing sword swallowing and nut allergies! See if Josh Orlian's joke...

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funniest comedian ever!

Duration: 10:19
Updated: 25 May 2013

Nathan Caton the comedian

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Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian (FULL)

Duration: 78:18
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: 1oui3man1

Stewart Lee - Stand up Comedian - October 2005.

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John Pinette (2004) I Say Nay Nay

Duration: 59:40
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
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America's Got Talent S09E06 Darik Santos The Most Awkward Stand-up Comedian

Duration: 6:17
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: Anthony Ying

Awkward security guard Darik Santos takes the stage to win the judges over with his stand-up comedy routine. His demeanor is strange and peculiar and his jok...

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Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Comedy Over One Hour - Best Comedian Ever

Duration: 93:48
Updated: 18 Jul 2014

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Comedian owns heckler for 4 minutes

Duration: 4:51
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Steve Hofstetter

At the Nashville Hard Rock, comedian Steve Hofstetter could no longer take a drunk table in the front. This is four minute straight of heckler ownage, includ...

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Polnischer Comedian Marek Fis - Polenwitze - ARD NightWash vom 17.01.2013

Duration: 10:07
Updated: 16 Mar 2013

Comedy aus dem Waschsalon - Gäste: Matthias Seling, Marek Fis und Klaus Renzel.

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Brian Regan - Very Funny Stand Up Comedy Enjoy

Duration: 42:44
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Sam Samson

Get Ready To Laugh Your Ass Off. Clean But Very Funny. From 2007 Called Standing Up.

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บอส ฉัตร The comedian Thailand 2 พี่ฉัตร โชว์ week 12 [13.04.57]

Duration: 15:27
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: ฉัตร บอส FC

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Lisa Lampanelli - The Best Comedian Ever

Duration: 59:10
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: Vegar Moen

Lisa Lampanelli talks about stereotypes.

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The Very Best Of - Comedian Steven Wright

Duration: 10:29
Updated: 11 May 2014

The Very Best Of - Comedian Steven Wright

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Russell Peters Stand Up Comedy! BEST EVER!

Duration: 45:07
Updated: 09 May 2012

If you never laugh at this video, there IS something incredibly wrong with you!!!!

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Ralphie May - Just Correct

Duration: 53:02
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: gortijx

Stand-up comedian Ralphie May, full length comedy show.

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Filipino Comedian - Ron Josol - NEW! 2013

Duration: 9:24
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: ron josol

Filipino Comedian Ron Josol films an episode of "GOTHAM COMEDY LIVE" AXSTV 2013.

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Jodi Miller: Female Comedian Explains How Guys are Like Cats - America's Got Talent 2014

Duration: 4:33
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: America's Got Talent

A female standup comic provides belly laughs when she compares guys and girls to cats and dogs. See if her animal instincts pay off! » Subscribe: http://full...

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Wochenend Und Sonnenschein - Comedian Harmonists

Duration: 3:11
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: L. Heitmann

Wochenend Und Sonnenschein - Comedian Harmonists Amazing live performance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhWD_O1jYiE.

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Kevin Hart Stand Up Comedy Half Hour - Best Comedian Ever

Duration: 32:17
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
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Confessions of a comedian: North Indian men are so easy to please!

Duration: 13:23
Updated: 20 Nov 2014

Meet Neeti Palta an ex-advertising professional and one of India's top 3 female comedians. With a unique point of view on a variety of subjects - from the life of a woman in India, Indian idiosyncrasies, and daily irritants, Neeti will surely keep you enthralled. Find out from where she draws her inspiration, as she reminisces her Comedic Journey with Akriti Tyagi. Watch full show: http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/the-rising-stars-of-comedy/confessions-of-a-comedian-north-indian-men-are-so-easy-to-please/345542?yt

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Chit chat with comedian Ali - Tv9

Duration: 46:05
Updated: 18 Apr 2015

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Michael Jr Comedy Christian Church Comedian

Duration: 31:29
Updated: 03 May 2013

Michael Jr Comedy Christian Church Comedian http://michaeljr.com Michael Jr Comedy Christian Church Comedian Bio (from http://michaeljr.com/about) Once in a generation, a comedian comes along who speaks to everyone. Today, that comedian is known simply as Michael Jr. Imagine a line from Bill Cosby to Jerry Seinfeld and you'll have an idea of Michael's influences. Watch him onstage and you'll see a man at ease...with himself, his audience, and his message. Listen to his voice and you'll detect a comfortable, conversational style that hides a sly sense of mischief. Hear his words and you'll laugh at the universal themes that connect us all. Hailed as one of today's most gifted comedians, Michael's entry into comedy was almost preordained. Years ago in a crowded Grand Rapids, Michigan movie theater, the projector malfunctioned. The film snapped, the house lights came on, and acting on a dare, young Michael jumped in front of the restless crowd and took center stage. When the theater manager tried to usher him out, the audience demanded he stay...and Michael Jr. discovered his gift. Comedian George Wallace offered Michael his first break when he took him to the legendary Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, home of Jay Leno and "The Tonight Show" staff. The club's owner slipped Michael onstage...and a week later Michael was performing at the "Just for Laughs" comedy festival in Montreal, where he became the first comedian to ever appear live via satellite on "The Tonight Show." That performance catapulted Michael's career and has resulted in additional appearances on The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, TV One, The Late, Late Show, BET's ComicView, Jimmy Kimmel Live, SiTV, CNN, The Tom Joyner Show, The Bob and Tom Show , DayBreak USA and Bryon Allen's Comic Unleashed and ComedyTV. You'll also find him at the most prestigious comedy clubs across the nation, including The Improv, The Laugh Factory, The Comedy Store, The Punchline, The Comic Strip, and Zanies Comedy Club. And, if that's not enough — Michael's versatility takes him from major universities such as Notre Dame, the University of Massachusetts, and the University of Alabama, to church events ranging from the 60,000 member Willow Creek Church in Chicago to the 17,000 member West Angeles Church in L.A to the 10,000 member New Life Church in Colorado Springs. How can one man be equally at home in the heartland and the inner city, churches and prisons, corporate events and youth rallies? Michael calls it comedy accountability. "If I'm in a club, my material has to be clean enough to work in a church. If I'm in a pulpit, it has to be funny enough to work in a club." It is this versatility that has enabled Michael to author a children's book -- The Parts We Play, to be featured in the wildly successful comedy DVD Thou Shalt Laugh, and to have made his directorial debut with Comedy The Road Less Traveled, that is available in stores nationally, Amazon.com or www.MichaelJr.com On the home front, Michael is happily married. He and his wife are the proud parents of five beautiful children.

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The Comedian Thailand สัปดาห์ที่ 5 พาร์ท 5

Duration: 21:03
Updated: 02 Sep 2014
author: katty3007

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The Comedian Thailand สัปดาห์ที่ 7 พาร์ท 3

Duration: 22:24
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: katty3007

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Duration: 31:13
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
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Bill Burr Best Stand Up Comedy 2014 (HD)

Duration: 71:12
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: TheStormofdantess

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Updated: 06 Sep 2014
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Comedian (2002) - Subtitulada en español

Duration: 81:26
Updated: 31 Aug 2014
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Documental completo en el que se muestra el proceso de elaboración del nuevo show que Jerry Seinfeld construyó desde cero meses después de haber concluido so...

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[BadComedian] - Женские НЕУДЕРЖИМЫЕ: Миссия Казахстан

Duration: 23:08
Updated: 13 Apr 2015

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Louis C.K Shameless Full Show 2007 - Best Stand Up Comedy - Comedian Ever

Duration: 99:30
Updated: 10 Apr 2015

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The Comedian Thailand Show Season 2 : WEEK 2 : สัปดาห์ที่ 2 [HD]

Duration: 139:36
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: truebankstv

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The Comedian Thailand Show Season 2 : WEEK 1 : สัปดาห์ที่ 1 [HD]

Duration: 102:00
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: truebankstv

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The Comedian Thailand Show : WEEK 2 : สัปดาห์ที่ 2

Duration: 125:58
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: truebanks

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Novak Djokovic “The Comedian“

Duration: 1:29
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Comedian FULL MOVIE 2002

Duration: 83:05
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Dave Chappelle Stand Up Comedy Over One Hour Best Comedian Ever

Duration: 93:48
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Erwin (Marc Haller) DGST - Comedian

Duration: 9:58
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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80/10/10 Mother, Marathoner, Comedian; Victoria Arnstein Interview

Duration: 13:31
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

http://foodnsport.com We sat down with Victoria Arnstein, a mother of three, a marathoner, and a comedian. She also helps to orchestrate the Woodstock Fruit Festival (The world's fastest growing fruit festival) with her husband Michael "The Fruitarian" Arnstein. Listen as Victoria shares her struggles and successes with the 80/10/10 Diet. Apologies for the one day delay; editing software was on the fritz. Join Dr. Graham and sponsor FoodnSport's very own, Grant Campbell, at the Woodstock Fruit Festival! http://www.thewoodstockfruitfestival.com/ Connect with Dr. Graham & FoodnSport: Web - FoodnSport.com Forum - foodnsport.com/forum Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/FoodnSport Twitter - twitter.com/FoodnSport

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Worst Comedian in Las Vegas gets Punked by a Frail Ethiopian

Duration: 0:41
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

Most people shut hecklers down. Enough people get flustered and bomb. This the only time I've heard of someone actually getting the microphone taken away from then. Names have been omitted to protect the talentless. The Brand New Open Mic is every Thursday at 9 at Motor City Cafe. 4080 S. Paradise Rd. Next to the check cashing place and the psychic massage parlor. My name is Randall Thompson. slamdunkjesus@gmail.com facebook.com/slamdunkjesus twitter.com/slamdunkjesus and so on.

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Michel Gammentahler - Comedian

Duration: 3:48
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Regula Esposito - Comedian

Duration: 6:36
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Margit Bornet - Comedian

Duration: 4:32
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Charles Nguela - Comedian

Duration: 8:30
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Stefan Büsser - Comedian

Duration: 9:33
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Funny Dwayne Johnson With Comedian Leslie Jones

Duration: 0:55
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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This Comedian Is Shockingly Honest…And A Piece Of Bread

Duration: 4:52
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

Not that there’s anything wrong with whole wheat bread being gay. This scene is from the improvised podcast "Make Yourself Comfy With Abra Tabak." Click below to download all 22 hilarious episodes free on iTunes! http://apple.co/1GneX54 Created by Abra Tabak Improvisers: Pat O’Brien, Craig Rowin, Abra Tabak, & Sasheer Zamata Sound: Taylor Moore Animation: Rory Panagotopulos

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KCL - Comedian Pablo Francisco brings the laughs to KC

Duration: 4:05
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

From Comedy Central, to MAD TV, to the Tonight Show, Comedian Pablo Francisco aka The Voiceover Guy, details his tour and returning to his roots as an improv actor. Perhaps you've seen him appearing on Fox's Mad TV or Frank TV on TBS. Comedian Pablo Francisco is known for his pop-culture impersonations and sly sense of humor. In a WORLD there stands one comedian who does spot-on impressions of famous people. He is simply the best at it and his name is Pablo Francisco. The List's Donna Ruko caught up with Pablo at.

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Using The Check Spot As A Comedian

Duration: 1:19
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Russell Peters World Tour full show Stand up comedy Best comedian ever 2014

Duration: 67:44
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Comedian Chris Mack @ Dallas Comedy House

Duration: 5:31
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

Comedy set @ Dallas comedy house... Chris Mack cover dating and how he views it.

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No Joke: Comedian Joe Piscopo's Seriously Uplifting Visit to Israel

Duration: 17:19
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

In an exclusive interview, VOI's Daniel Seaman and Daniela Traub are joined in-studio by former "Saturday Night Live" comedic star and current radio host Joe Piscopo, who broadcast his program last week from the Voice of Israel studios in Jerusalem. He describes his visit to the Holy Land, the spiritual uplifting he experienced touring the country and his Jewish connections. He then serenades Daniela in the voice of Frank Sinatra.

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Caine Stands Up Full NEW 2015

Duration: 3:38
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

Stand-up comedy is a comic style in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, usually speaking directly to them. The performer is commonly known as a comic, stand-up comic, stand-up comedian, or simply a stand-up. In stand-up comedy, the comedian usually recites a grouping of humorous stories, jokes and one-liners typically called a monologue, routine, or act. Some stand-up comedians use props, music, or magic tricks to enhance their acts. Stand-up comedy is often performed in comedy clubs, bars, nightclubs, neo-burlesques, colleges, and theaters. Outside of live performance, stand-up is often distributed commercially via television, DVD, and the internet. Sarah Silverman performing stand-up comedy at UCB in LA, January 2013 In stand-up comedy, the feedback of the audience is instant and crucial for the comedian's act. Audiences expect a stand-up comic to provide a steady stream of laughs, and a performer is always under pressure to deliver. Comedic actor Will Ferrell has called stand-up comedy "hard, lonely, and vicious".[1] While a stand-up comedy show may involve only one comedian, most shows feature a "headline" or a "showcase" format.[citation needed] A headline format typically features an opening act known as a host, compère (UK), or master of ceremonies (MC), who usually warms up the crowd, interacts with the audience members, makes announcements, and introduces the other performers. This is followed by one or two "middle" or "featured" acts, who perform 15- to 20-minute sets, followed by a headliner who performs for longer. The "showcase" format consists of several acts who perform for roughly equal lengths of time, typical in smaller clubs such as the Comedy Cellar, or Jongleurs, or at large events where the billing of several names allows for a larger venue than the individual comedians could draw. A showcase format may still feature an MC. Many smaller venues hold "open mic" events, where anyone can take the stage and perform for the audience, offering a way for amateur performers to hone their craft and possibly break into the profession, or for established professionals to work on their material. As the name implies, "stand-up" comedians usually perform their material while standing, though this is not mandatory, with some comedians such as Bill Cosby choosing to deliver their material while sitting. History[edit] United Kingdom[edit] The United Kingdom has a long heritage of stand-up comedy, which began in the music halls of the 18th and 19th centuries. Notable performers who rose through the 20th-century music hall circuit were Morecambe and Wise, Arthur Askey, Ken Dodd, and Max Miller, who was considered to be the quintessential music-hall comedian. The heavy censorship regime of the Lord Chamberlain's Office required all comedians to submit their acts for censorship. The act would be returned with unacceptable sections underlined in blue pencil (possibly giving rise to the term "blue" for a comedian whose act is considered bawdy or smutty). The comedian was then obliged not to deviate from the act in its edited form.[2] At the end of World War II, many members of the Armed Forces had developed a taste for comedy (stand-up or otherwise) in wartime concert parties and moved into professional entertainment. Eric Sykes, Peter Sellers and the other Goons, and Tommy Cooper all began their careers this way. The rise of the postwar comedians coincided with the rise of television and radio, and the traditional music hall circuit suffered greatly as a result. Whereas a music hall performer could work for years using just one act, television exposure created a constant demand for new material, although this may have also been responsible for the cessation of theatrical censorship in 1968.

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NEW Stand Up FULL STAND UP SHOW 2015

Duration: 6:55
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Chris Rock Stand Up Comedy Best Comedian Ever

Duration: 59:51
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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Say Yes To The Dress | Season 13, Episode 1 - A Comedian Walks Into a Bridal Salon…

Duration: 29:51
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

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The Grim Comedian #16 Death Joke

Duration: 0:42
Updated: 25 Mar 2015

Death, The Grim Comedian delivers his sixteenth joke about death. If you laugh at these death jokes, your soul will burn in eternal hellfire.

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Singer Miley Cyrus performs in concert during her ‘Bangerz Tour’ at the Verizon Center on Thursday, April 10, 2014 in Washington D.C.

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Miley Cyrus: Joan Jett rocks!

Music News

19 Apr 2015

Miley Cyrus has dubbed herself Joan Jett's 'cheerleader'. The 22-year-old Wrecking Ball singer is inducting the 56-year-old music legend into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Saturday night during the institution's 30th Annual Ceremony. Miley is beyond excited about presenting I Love Rock 'n' Roll singer Joan with her honour and has even dubbed herself the star's biggest fan ... 'Joan's cheerleader' ... Have Your Say....

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File - School girls with umbrellas during heavy rain in Srinagar, Kashmir, India, 3 September 2014.

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Indian minister says 2,000 girls 'killed' every day

Philadelphia Daily News

21 Apr 2015

By Nita Bhalla. NEW DELHI (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - Two thousand girls are "killed" every day due to a preference for sons in India with most aborted or murdered just after birth, the country's minister for women and child development said ... "You have 2,000 girls who are killed in the womb every day. Some are born and have pillows on their faces choking them," Maneka Gandhi told NDTV news channel late on Monday ...   ... Next Story ... St....

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In this photo taken Sept. 7, 2012, Yanomami Indians dance in their village called Irotatheri in Venezuela's Amazon region.

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Remote Amazonian tribe resistant to modern antibiotics

Canberra Times

20 Apr 2015

A tropical storm over the Amazon's Black River, which connects Brazil, Venezuela and Colombia. Photo. AFP. A remote tribe in the Venezuelan Amazon appears to be resistant to modern antibiotics even though its members have had barely any contact with the outside world, researchers say ... To protect their privacy, the name of their village was withheld from publication ... AFP. ....

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File - This undated image posted on a militant website on Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2014 shows fighters from the al-Qaida linked Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) marching in Raqqa, Syria.

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Islamic State shoots and beheads 30 Ethiopian Christians in Libya - video

Yahoo Daily News

20 Apr 2015

By Sylvia Westall. CAIRO (Reuters) - A video purportedly made by Islamic State and posted on social media sites on Sunday appeared to show militants shooting and beheading about 30 Ethiopian Christians in Libya ... The video, in which militants call Christians "crusaders" who are out to kill Muslims, showed about 15 men being beheaded on a beach and another group of the same size, in an area of shrubland, being shot in the head....

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Defendant Oskar Groening arrives in the court room in Lueneburg, northern Germany, Tuesday, April 21, 2015.

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'Accountant of Auschwitz': I am morally complicit in the murder of Jews

The Guardian

21 Apr 2015

A former SS guard expressed remorse for the role he played in the Holocaust when he went on trial charged with complicity in the murder of 300,000 Jews. In a lengthy speech, Oskar Gröning, 93, referred to as the “accountant of Auschwitz”, recounted the two years he had spent at the extermination camp after volunteering for the SS, the Nazi party’s protection squadron. Facebook Twitter ... Photograph. Markus Schreiber/AP ... Photograph ... ....

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Improv comedians Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood to perform at Bryce Jordan Center

Penn Live

22 Apr 2015

on September 27. The improvisers will take suggestions from the audience and even include volunteers in some improv games and scenes ...  . ....

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Sherri Shepherd Ex Wins Surrogate Baby Lawsuit Judge Rules Comedian is the Mother

Big News Network

22 Apr 2015

"The View" co-host Sherri Shepherd A Pennsylvania judge ruled Tuesday that actress Sherri Shepherd is the mother of an 8-month-old baby born via a surrogate last year, ending a nearly ... ....

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Sangrur MP Bhagwant Mann replaces Dharam Vira Gandhi as AAP leader in Lok Sabha

The Times of India

22 Apr 2015

In his place, the party appointed stand-up comedian and Sangrur MP Bhagwant Mann to articulate its views in the lower House ... As a stand-up comedian, Mann also joins the league of several such personalities across the world who have literally laughed their way to election wins and upset political calculations. From Italy to Iceland and Miyazaki to Minnesota, comedians and entertainers have left a trail of political surprise....

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Joy Behar performance announced for Whitaker Center

Penn Live

22 Apr 2015

Comedian Joy Behar will perform at Whitaker Center at 7.45 p.m ... our as we polled area comedians for the list of Best SNL Cast Members Ever!....

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Roseanne Barr says she’s going blind

The Columbus Dispatch

22 Apr 2015

American comedian and TV star Roseanne Barr has revealed that she is suffering from glaucoma and macular degeneration and is slowly going blind. The outspoken, Emmy award-winning star of the 1990s hit comedy Roseanne and former U.S ... The comedian said she might run again but would not support Hillary Clinton, who announced her candidacy for the presidency this month. ....

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Roseanne Barr losing her eyesight

Otago Daily Times

22 Apr 2015

American comedian, actress and TV star Roseanne Barr has revealed that she is suffering from glaucoma and macular degeneration and is slowly going blind. The outspoken, Emmy award-winning star of the 1990s hit comedy show "Roseanne" and former U.S ... The comedian said she might run again and would not support Hillary Clinton, who announced her candidacy for the presidency this month. Reuters. ....

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Roseanne Barr reveals she is suffering from a condition that will leave her blind

Canberra Times

22 Apr 2015

Roseanne Barr, the US comedian who starred in her own self-titled sitcom in the late 1980s and 1990s, has revealed she is suffering from macular degeneration and glaucoma. The condition will eventually leave her without sight, the 62-year old comedian revealed. "You do what you have to do," Barr said. "I just try and enjoy vision as much as possible. You know, living it up." ...  . ....

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Amy Schumer strikes a sexy pose for Vanity Fair photoshoot

The Daily Mail

22 Apr 2015

The 33-year-old comedian has also recently hosted the 2015 MTV Music Awards and won a Pulitzer Prize for her show, Inside Amy Schumer . ....

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Hope people accept me in a mans role Sunil Grover

Big News Network

22 Apr 2015

Stand-up comedian Sunil Grover, best known for his drag act as Guthhi in "Comedy Nights With Kapil", hopes the audience accepts him in a man's role in the movie "Gabbar Is Back". In the Akshay ... ....

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Jon Stewarts last day The Daily Show host to make his exit on Aug. 6

Big News Network

22 Apr 2015

Jon Stewart's last day on The Daily Show will be Aug. 6, the comedian announced Monday on the popular Comedy Central program. The network said The Daily Show will then go on hiatus for ... ....

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Election irrelevant says Brand

Big News Network

22 Apr 2015

Comedian-turned activist Russell Brand said he felt "angry all over again" at a special screening of his new documentary film criticising growing inequality between the rich and ... ....

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John Doyle Hey Nova Scotia way to kill a cultural achievement

Big News Network

22 Apr 2015

First, they came for the comedians and storytellers. Well, okay, actually, first they dismantled the system that allowed them to work and the culture to flourish.In Nova Scotia, there is a ... ....

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Russell Brand the general election is irrelevant in the face of inequality

Big News Network

22 Apr 2015

Comedian-turned-activist claims 'justice is dead' ahead of the release of The Emperor's New Clothes, his documentary criticising inequality in the ... ....

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Little Perfect Murder - Camden
I'll Never - Camden
Hey, Man - Camden
Hate Is A Beer - Camden
Cold Turkey - Camden
Black Paper Black Ink - Camden
Where Is My Mind (feat. Calibre) - Camden
That's Just Me - Camden
Snapshot - Camden
Meeting Failures - Camden

Top Camden, Little Perfect Murder

Hope is a madman's dream
When he finds out he's alone
It's the poison that he takes
It's the cancer in his bones
'Truth or dare' he wispers
Though it knows the ice's too thin
It was hope that killed him
But it were his fingerprints
Somewhere there's someone
Who somehow gets a thrill
Of being perfect with an awful lot of guilt
I never thought it'd come to this that I
Even don't remember what I miss
Little perfect murders come and go
But they never die
Is what she said
'Maybe one day who knows'
For crying out loud, it's just a term
Made for those who end it
And for you who can't confirm
I'm the coat you're wearing
When there's nothing left that fits
I'm what you created
You think there's more but this is it
I know I hurt you
I know I caused you pain
You called me asshole

Top Camden, I'll Never

Too many pictures are staring at me when I sleep
Photographs remind me that I'm just a jealous creep
But it's hard to loose a woman, when she is all you've got
Everyday I shower and try to wash memories away
But they're burned into my skin more and more each day
The mirror doesn't talk but I know he knows a lot
I'll never
I'll never
I'll never love to love again
Sometimes I see your kids, god, they have grown
Their father must be proud to call you his own
He's got a wedding ring, and all I've got is Playboy
Dear Santa, would it be just too much to ask
To stick on 'Mr Perfect's face a jealous looking mask

Top Camden, Hey, Man

Hey man, where are you now
Are you alive somehow
I thought you would take the plane
Never to be seen or heard again
Hey man, do you believe
I'm sorry 'cause of your grief
Fuck you I can't rely
On anyone who's word is on stand-by
I thought you thought I did not know
I thought you thought I did not know it
I thought that you thought
I thought you thought I did not know it
Hey man I do confess
I'm happy you're in this mess
This time I'm not your nurse
I only hope it will get worse
I thought you thought I did not know
I thought you thought I did not know it
I thought that you thought

Top Camden, Hate Is A Beer

I know it sounds dumb but I get a hard-on
From just sitting here and think
About what you once said : 'Faith is a slice of bread,
Hate is a beer you can't drink'
There was a time, they told,
Fools like me grew old, without knowing what they've killed
But if I don't see by now what is 'lonely'
I probably never will
Don't tell me you did not know
'Cause I told from the start
That I would break your face
If you tried to break my heart
Sometimes I look at women,
But they all look like dollarbills
You're a bank which has been blown up
And I'm waiting 'till it's rebuild
Don't tell me you did not know
'Cause I told from the start
That I would break your face

Top Camden, Cold Turkey

Temperature's rising
Fever is high
Can't see no future
Can't see no sky
My feet are so heavey
So is my head
I wish I was a baby
I wish I was dead
Cold turkey has got me on the run
My body is aching
Goose-pimple bone
Can't see no body
Leave me alone
My eyes are wide open
Can't get to sleep
One thing I'm sure of
I'm in at the deep freeze
Cold turkey has got me on the run
Cold turkey has got me on the run
Thirty-six hours
Rolling in pain
Praying to someone
Free me again
Oh I'll be a good boy
Please make me well
I promise you anything

Top Camden, Black Paper Black Ink

And I hate what you told me
'Bout what I think
That it's a black paper
Written on with black ink
Now let me tell you one thing
About what you said
I'd rather die
Than to have you here in my bed
Yeah, try to stand up
While your face is nailed to the floor
Yeah, this is what it's like
To feel what I felt before
But I loved you when you left me
Yes I loved you when you left me
I loved you when you left
Yeah I loved you when you left me
Don't critisize
My 2 packs of smokes a day
You don't even know
How to spell 'ashtray'
I don't like your mother
Don't like her one bit
'Cause she says
Vegetarians are stupid
Yeah, try to stand up

Top Camden, Where Is My Mind (feat. Calibre)

Ooooooh stop
With your feet in the air
And your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Way out in the water
See it swimmin'
I was swimmin' in the Carribean
Animals were hiding behind the rock
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me to me to me
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Way out in the water
See it swimmin' ?
With your feet in the air
And your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Ooooh
With your feet in the air
And your head on the ground
Ooooh
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Ooooh

Top Camden, That's Just Me

You don't have to say it all again
Whatever happened, I'm sure it was meant to be
I think I'm just to slow
You say you suffer and you don't get any grip
On everything that I prefer to skip
But I am what I am and I am doin' fine
It's not cool to be a guy
Who sometimes laughs and often cries
I don't want to be a man
Whose dreams slipped right through his hands
But that's just me
I don't know nothing about sexual routine
I don't even know what it means
But a man who never tries will never see
It's not cool to be a guy
Who sometimes laughs and often cries
I don't want to be a man
Whose dreams slipped right through his hands
But that's just me
It's not cool to be a guy
Who sometimes laughs and often cries
I don't want to be a man
Whose dreams slipped right through his hands

Top Camden, Snapshot

Love is a name
For a second that puts me in shame
Life is a snapshot
Which was taken by words I forgot
I know I'm naked, I know my soul
I know this being's got a goal
Sometimes I'm broken, Sometimes I'm not
All this is captured in one shot
I laugh, I cry, I don't rely
On what I think about it
How does it feel not to reply
When they say 'Think about it'
Lies are so cheap
But there's life-time guarantee when sold
Still I'm convinced
They are priceless when they're left untold
The moment I'm tired, I will admit
I took this snapshot bit by bit
It can be hated or put in a frame

Top Camden, Meeting Failures

Waiting is the hardest part
For a doped up worn out heart
It says it's gonna quit
When it's life turns slowly into shit
I feel the mirror laugh
When I whisper it's all I have
Burned down and passed away
I thought we agreed there is nothing left to say
I've met failures like you before
Who want to score like me
I've known them all before
And I've loved failures like you before
Who looked so much like me
And I've known them all before
I know that the day I'll die
Will be the moment I'll stop beautify
The broken mirror and it's razorblade