Bacteria (/bækˈtɪəriə/ ( listen); singular: bacterium) are a large domain of prokaryotic microorganisms. Typically a few micrometres in length, bacteria have a wide range of shapes, ranging from spheres to rods and spirals. Bacteria are present in most habitats on Earth, growing in soil, acidic hot springs, radioactive waste, water, and deep in the Earth's crust, as well as in organic matter and the live bodies of plants and animals, providing outstanding examples of mutualism in the digestive tracts of humans, termites and cockroaches. There are typically 40 million bacterial cells in a gram of soil and a million bacterial cells in a millilitre of fresh water; in all, there are approximately five nonillion (5×1030) bacteria on Earth, forming a biomass that exceeds that of all plants and animals. Bacteria are vital in recycling nutrients, with many steps in nutrient cycles depending on these organisms, such as the fixation of nitrogen from the atmosphere and putrefaction. In the biological communities surrounding hydrothermal vents and cold seeps, bacteria provide the nutrients needed to sustain life by converting dissolved compounds such as hydrogen sulphide and methane. Most bacteria have not been characterised, and only about half of the phyla of bacteria have species that can be grown in the laboratory. The study of bacteria is known as bacteriology, a branch of microbiology.
Plot
Mona Screamalot, along with her crazy family, prepares you for six short horror films from deep within her trashy treasure chest. This anthology features party killers, giant killer babies, an angry murderous child, a bacterial infection like no other, a murderous cross dresser,a killer in the woods, and Satan. Oh yeah, don't forget the buckets of blood.
Keywords: number-in-title, numbered-sequel, second-in-series, second-part, sequel
Six Sick and Twisted Tales of Terror
Prepare Yourself for the Terrors Waiting Inside the Treasure Chest
Bacteria, Bacteria
Look, there's Bacteria
Bacteria, Bacteria
You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria, Bacteria
Everything you touch
Bacteria, Bacteria
That's right, Salmonella Bacteria
but we have to watch out for bacteria
that can spoil our chicken
bacteria practically everywhere
everywhere you look
in the kitchen
inside the cooler
in the dining area
in the rest rooms
on our raw chicken
and like I said
Bacteria, Bacteria
Look, there's Bacteria
Bacteria, Bacteria
You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria, Bacteria
Everything you touch
Bacteria, Bacteria
That's right, Salmonella Bacteria
Salmonella grows on raw chicken, especially old chicken
moist foods like our salads
staph bacteria on the left and strep bacteria on the
right
Salmonella, sigillum, clostridium perfringens
if you didn't wash your hands, they would become
breeding grounds for
Bacteria, Bacteria
Look, there's Bacteria
Bacteria, Bacteria
You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria, Bacteria
Everything you touch
Bacteria, Bacteria
That's right, Salmonella Bacteria
fever, cramps and fever
dysentery
fever, fe-fe-fe-fever
vomiting, vomiting
chills
cramps
chills, and chills and cramps
one square inch
half a billion Salmonella bacteria
these bacteria really sound serious
they are when they're left unchecked
and it could mean a trip to the hospital for someone
our customers
ourselves
alright
our chicken
alright
and our reputation
alright, alright
you mean bacteria on me right now?
clean, clean, and then clean again
Bacteria, Bacteria
Look, there's Bacteria
Bacteria, Bacteria
You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria, Bacteria
Everything you touch
Bacteria, Bacteria
That's right, Salmonella Bacteria
Salmonella Bacteria
clouds and fog cover the earth
dread and fear have now returned
red rainfalls poison the sky
blood and death for years and more
chemical infection on its way
synthesized corruption and decay
pure decay
dead planet
virus unknown
plague and curse fall on the globe
chemical infection on its way
synthesized corruption and decay
parasite
one bacteria out to spread
Drew a line to keep your place,
Expecting too much from you.
And I can hardly see your face.
It's all covered with Noxema.
If you decide one day to concentrate.
Skip to take the easy way.
All certain, you think you break.
It's destroyed, by your guitar.
By your guitar,
The stereo's blaring me,
You scream, but I can't hear what your saying.
There comes a time to defeat your friends.
'Cause you make it so easy for me, easy for me.
But you know,
Everytime that I think that I've gone somewhere,
I haven't gotten anywhere at all.
I only think south 'cause I know you'd never get there to fight.
And blame me for the things I said.
Beating on something that's already dead.
Killing every part of it that's in your head,
Your....
Shove the mike slime in your brain.
The thought led into use (?).
And I can kinda hear them grate
All aided by bacteria.
If you decide one day to concentrate.
(whistle)
And though I certainly think you great.
You're so stupid and easy to fool!
By your guitars.
The stereo's blaring me,
You scream, but I can't hear what your saying.
There comes a time to defeat your friends.
'Cause you make it so easy for me, easy for me.
But you know
Everytime I think that I want to share.
I realize I haven't got a spare.
At least I make belive it.
Try to conceal it 'til you find.
And blame me for the things I said.
Beating on something that's already dead.
Killing every part of it that's in your head...
Your head...
Your head...
Your head...