'Bob Newhart' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Heart and Souls (1993)

Taglines:

The story of four souls who needed a body and one guy who needed some soul.
We want your body.
A comedy about two hearts, four souls...and second chances.

Quotes:

[to a child he robbed]::Milo Peck: Hey, life's tough. Sometimes you don't get what you want. Mostly you don't get what you want.

Milo Peck: Look, I'm a man.::Julia: You're a *dead* man.::Milo Peck: You bug my ass! You've been bugging my ass since the early-'70s.

Milo Peck: He likes to play the field. He takes after me::Julia: A baboon in heat takes after you.::Milo Peck: Funny. You're killing me, you're really killing me. Oh yeah, I'm already dead. I forgot

Milo Peck: [to the person that caused his death] I can't get a decent meal, I can't get a smoke, and mostly, I can't get laid. You turned me into a *goddamn* monk!

Hal the Bus Driver: I like that, it adds unity.

Hal the Bus Driver: It is time, ooooh!::Milo Peck: It is time? Ooooh?

Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure.::Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.

Actors Alfre Woodard (actress), Elisabeth Shue (actress), Kyra Sedgwick (actress), Kurtwood Smith (actor), Richard Portnow (actor), Luana Anders (actress), David Paymer (actor), Tom Sizemore (actor), Marc Shaiman (actor), B.B. King (actor), Sean O'Bryan (actor), Charles Grodin (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Marc Shaiman (composer), Sean Daniel (producer),

Newhart, Bob Filmography

• Big Finish 2015, role: actor, character name: Jerry Play in Full Screen
• 2013 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards 2013, role: actor, character name: Himself - Nominee Play in Full Screen
• Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic 2013, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards 2013, role: actor, character name: Himself - Winner Play in Full Screen
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards 2013, role: actor, character name: Presenter Play in Full Screen
• Excavating the 2000 Year Old Man 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Five 2011, role: actor, character name: Dr. Roth Play in Full Screen
• Horrible Bosses 2011, role: actor, character name: Lou Sherman Play in Full Screen
• The 8th Annual TV Land Awards 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases 2009, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards 2009, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter & Nominee: Best Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie Play in Full Screen
• The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice 2008, role: actor, character name: Judson Play in Full Screen
• 100 Greatest Stand-Ups 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines 2006, role: actor, character name: Judson Play in Full Screen
• The 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Ask Jack! 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Last Laugh 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Unforgettable Moments in Television Entertainment 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 3rd Annual TV Land Awards 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 100 Most Unexpected TV Moments 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself #14 Play in Full Screen
• Film School for Kids 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 100 Most Memorable TV Moments 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• How They Made the North Pole 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Librarian: Quest for the Spear 2004, role: actor, character name: Judson Play in Full Screen
• TV Land Landmarks: Breaking the Mold 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Emmy's Greatest Moments 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde 2003, role: actor, character name: Sid Post Play in Full Screen
• CBS at 75 2003, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Elf 2003, role: actor, character name: Papa Elf Play in Full Screen
• On Stage at the Kennedy Center: The Mark Twain Prize 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Added Attractions: The Hollywood Shorts Story 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 54th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Playboy: Inside the Playboy Mansion 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• On Stage at the Kennedy Center: The Mark Twain Prize 2002, role: actor, character name: Honoree Play in Full Screen
• NBC 75th Anniversary Special 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Sports Pages 2001, role: actor, character name: Doc Waddems Play in Full Screen
• Untitled Sisqo Project 2001, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• The 20th Century: Yesterday's Tomorrows 1999, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 24th Annual People's Choice Awards 1998, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter: Favorite Television Comedy Series Play in Full Screen
• CBS: The First 50 Years 1998, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie 1998, role: actor, character name: Leonard the Polar Bear Play in Full Screen
• The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards 1997, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter Play in Full Screen
• In & Out 1997, role: actor, character name: Tom Halliwell Play in Full Screen
• Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television 1996, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• 1996 MTV Movie Awards 1996, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Bob Newhart: Button Down Concert 1995, role: actor, character name: Various Play in Full Screen
• Bob Newhart: Button Down Concert 1995, role: writer, Play in Full Screen
• The Second Annual Comedy Hall of Fame 1994, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen

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  Defusing A Bomb
  Bob Newhart

  It was a kind of coincidence that this week, there was
  a movie on bomb disposals in Germany and... then there
  was an item in the papers about this plane that was
  flying along and somehow, a bomb came loose and fell...
  it didn't explode, it landed and they had to send out
  an expert team to disarm the bomb. It's always an
  expert, courageous team of men who disarm these
  bombs... and I got to wondering what would happen if a
  team of non-experts ever tried to disarm one of these
  bombs... and I picture a very small coastal city with a
  beach... and we see the police chief who's sitting in
  his office and he's expecting nothing more than a phone
  call from one of his patrolmen on the beach... and I
  think it would go, something like this...
  Er... hello, Lieutenant Stevenson here...
  Patrolman Hackmaster?...
  Oh! hello Willard, you're a little late reporting in
  aren't you, Willard?...
  You've found a shell on the beach?...
  You think that's unusual, do you Willard, finding a
  shell on the beach?...
  It's not that kind of shell?...
  What's the matter, Willard, doesn't it sound like the
  ocean when you hold it up to your ear?...
  Oh! that kind of shell!...
  Well, I'll tell you what, Willard, I'll send somebody
  out in the morning and we can er...
  Oh! is that right?...
  I was sort of hoping it was your watch making that
  noise...
  I'm gonna give it to you straight, Willard. Willard,
  you've got a live one there!
  WILLARD!!!...
  Don't hang up...
  That's an order, Willard...
  And stop that whining!...
  Now, you're perfectly safe, Willard, there's nothing to
  worry about as long as it's ticking...
  Er, when it stops ticking, that's something else again,
  Willard.
  Now, listen Willard, get control of yourself...
  You and I are going to disarm that thing...
  I've got the instruction manual...
  Well, no! I'm not coming down there, Willard...
  Well, I mean I can't just leave the office anytime I
  want to!...
  NO!!!...
  DON'T BRING IT IN HERE, WILLARD, NO!!!
  Now look, Willard, I'm taking just as big a chance as
  you are, I mean, this is my responsibility, if that
  thing goes off, it's me they're gonna wanna to talk to,
  not you, ya know!
  Alright now, Willard, describe it to me...
  Uh... it sounds like some sort of torpedo, Willard...
  It must be one of ours!...
  It says, 'Made in Japan' huh?...
  Well, it could still be one of ours, Willard. Is there
  a serial number or anything like that, on it?...
  X5307... er, let me look that up, Willard, just a
  minute...
  Oh boy!... you've found a beauty there, Willard. Ha!
  ha!... d'ya know how powerful that baby is?...
  Six city blocks, Willard. ha! ha!...
  What d'ya mean , you'll call me back?...
  There's a phonebox seven blocks away...
  WILLARD!!!...
  Now, stop that whining, Willard!...
  Willard, I know this is dangerous, but if we can save
  one human life...
  Oh, that's the way you feel about, huh?...
  Look Willard, control yourself now...
  Listen Willard, according to this, there's a... Er, how
  long has that thing been ticking?...
  About 5 - 6 minutes, huh?...
  Huh?
  Oh!... Er... nothing, Willard, nothing... we're just
  gonna have to work a little faster than I thought!
  Willard, according to the manual here, about six inches
  from the tail-end of it, there's a plate...
  Yeh, and it's held on by four screws...
  Now it says, now this is very important, it says, 'This
  plate should be removed with an LT5 screwdriver with a
  plastic handle and a de-magnetised tip'...
  Oh, you don't have one, huh?...
  Augh!... use a coin then, Willard!...
  Okay?... you got it off then, Willard?...
  Boy! that thing sure is complicated... I can't make
  heads nor tails outa this...
  No, don't worry, Willard, I'll get that thing fixed if
  it's the last thing... er, we'll take care of it, don't
  worry about it...
  Listen Willard, there's a kind of a little hootymajig
  thing in there... a wheel of some kind! Why don't you
  try turning the wheel, Willard?...
  Oh, I don't know... turn it to the left and see what
  happens...
  Yeh!...
  I can hear it, Willard, it's ticking a lot faster,
  isn't it?...
  Er!... you'd better turn it back, Willard!
  Okay! let's see...
  Listen, there are two wires here. It says here, 'Under
  no conditions...
  Oh! someone's spilled coffee over this page...
  Well, one is a kind of greyish-blue and the other one
  is a kind of er, bluish-grey...
  Willard!...
  Who are you talking to there?...
  A LITTLE BOY!!!...
  Willard, get him out of there! if that thing goes off,
  we're...
  He says it's his?...
  It's a toy torpedo?...
  Willard, let me talk to the kid, will ya?...
  He ran down to the beach with it?
  Willard, I think you'd better come into the office, we
  ought to have a little talk... you hung me up here for
  ten minutes because of a kid...
  Willard!...
  What was that noise?...
  The toy torpedo just sunk a fishing trawler, huh?
  Well, that's alright, Willard... it's out of our hands
  now, 'cos now its in the Coast Guard's, right?...
  Right!

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  Introducing Tobacco To Civilization
  Bob Newhart

  Milestones are never really recognised right away... it
  takes fifty or sixty years before people realise what
  an achievement it is. Take for instance... tobacco, it
  was discovered by Sir Walter Raleigh... and he sent it
  over to England from the colonies.
  It seems to me, the uses of tobacco aren't obvious
  right off the bat... and I imagine a phone conversation
  between Sir Walter Raleigh and the head of the 'West
  Indies Company' in England, explaining about this
  shipment of tobacco... would go something like this...
  Telephone rings
  Yeh?...
  Who is it, Frank?...
  Sir Walter Raleigh?...
  Yeh?...
  Yeh, put him on, will you!
  Hey, Harry... you wanna pick up the extension?...
  Yeh! it's nutty Walter again!
  Hi, Walter baby, how are you, guy? How's everything
  going?...
  Oh, things are fine here, Walt!...
  Did we get the what?...
  Oh!, the boat load of turkeys, yeh! They arrived fine
  Walt, as a matter of fact they're still here, they're
  wonderin' all over London...
  Well, y'see, that's an American holiday, Walt!!!...
  What you got for us this time, Walt, you got another
  winner for us?
  Tob-acco... er, what's tob-acco, Walt?...
  It's a kind of leaf, huh?...
  And you bought eighty tonnes of it?!!...
  Let me get this straight, Walt, you've bought eighty
  tonnes of leaves? This may come as a kind of a surprise
  to you Walt but come fall in England, we're kinda upto
  our...
  It isn't that kind of leaf, huh?...
  Oh!, what kind is it then... some special kind of
  food?...
  Not exactly?...
  Oh, it has a lot of different uses, like, what are some
  of the uses, Walt?...
  Are you saying 'snuff', Walt?...
  What's snuff?...
  You take a pinch of tobacco, ha! ha! ha!...
  And you shove it up your nose. ha! ha! ha!...
  and it makes you sneeze? ha! ha! ha!...
  Yeh, I imagine it would, Walt! Hey, Goldenrod seems to
  do it pretty well over here!
  It has other uses though, huh?...
  You can chew it!...
  Or put it in a pipe!...
  Or you can shred it up...
  And put it in a piece of paper. ha! ha! ha!...
  And roll it up. ha ha ha...
  Don't tell me, Walt, don't tell me. ha! ha! ha! you
  stick it in your ear, right? ha! ha! ha!...
  Oh! between your lips!...
  Then what do you do, Walt? ha! ha! ha!...
  You set fire to it! ha! ha! ha!...
  Then what do you do, Walt?...
  Ha! ha! ha! You inhale the smoke, huh! ha! ha! ha!...
  You know, Walt... it seems you can stand in front of
  your own fireplace and have the same thing going for
  you!
  You see, Walt... we've been a little worried about you,
  y'know, ever since you put your cape down over that
  mud.
  Y'see, Walt... I think you're gonna have rather a tough
  time selling people on sticking burning leaves in their
  mouthes...
  It's going very big over there, is it?...
  What's the matter, Walt?...
  You spilt your what?...
  Your coff-ee?.
  What's coffee, Walt?...
  That's a drink you make out of beans, huh? ha! ha!
  ha!...
  That's going over very big there, too, is it?...
  A lot of people have a cup of coffee right after their
  first cigarette in the morning, huh?...
  Is that what you call the burning leaves, Walt?...
  cigarettes?...
  I tell you what, Walt!, why don't you send us a
  boatload of those beans, too!
  If you can talk people into putting those burning
  leaves in their mouthes... they've gotta go for those
  beans, Walt!... right?
  Listen, Walt... don't call us... we'll call you!...

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  Something Like This... The Bob Newhart Anthology
  Bob Newhart

  Can you hear the music?
  It's coming from the forest
  Where we used to live
  Can you hear the laughing?
  Coming from the clearing
  At the bottom of the hill
  (Ba, ba, ba, bah)
  Climb the hill and see the creatures
  (Ba, ba, ba, bah)
  Run about their world
  (World party)
  How can I say, no?
  (No, party)
  You know I've got to go
  (Go, party)
  Go to a world party
  And tonight I'm going to ask a dolphin
  See if you can find a tiger
  Whose eyes are still alight
  With your little head
  In his mouth
  Everything's gonna be alright
  I hear there's going to be a harvest
  Where every creature gets a share
  Of life and food and light
  (Ba, ba, ba, bah)
  Unless we learn, we're the dumbest creatures
  (Ba, ba, ba, bah)
  That ever walked the world
  Are you going?
  Yes, we're going to a world party
  Well, how can I say, no?
  Yes, we're going to a world party
  You know I've got to go
  Yes, we're going to a world party
  You know, you know, you know, hey
  Pa, party
  Pa, pa, party
  This party's in the mountains
  And in the fields and on the shore
  At the bottom of the sea
  In the desert
  In the marshes
  Underground, up your tree
  (Ba, ba, ba, bah)
  And out in space you can hear the creatures
  (Ba, ba, ba, bah)
  Sing about their world
  Are you going?
  Yes, we're going to a world party
  Well, how can I say, no?
  Yes, we're going to a world party
  You know I've got to go
  Yes, we're going to a world party
  Yes, we're going to a world party
  Yes, we're going to a world party
  Yes, we're going to a world party