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If you shoot mirrorless, this might be the best $30 you can spend: The Fujian 35mm f/1.7 is a C-mount lens made for security cameras, but easily adapted to Micro 4/3. I recommend it to everyone. Buy the lens here on Amazon, with the adapter: http://amzn.to/1FIy9ZU Follow me on Instagram: http://instagram.com/mrsallee Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mrsallee
A short impression video of Xiamen in China
Date: 2008-09-18 Resolution: HQ Program: Beautiful China Title: Fujian Province / 福建 Video Series ID: ileOR#OPFQpeS80oNqypAA==
Cheap alternative to low light lens? Fujian 35mm f/1.7. I now have 2 of them for ease of use on Sony a5000. Not the best lens out there that's for sure. But not the worst either. See for yourselves. tip: watch my Canon FD lens overviews for decent quality low light lenses. Granted much more expensive as well...
Fujian Tulou is a property of 46 buildings constructed between the 15th and 20th centuries over 120 km in south-west of Fujian province, inland from the Taiw...
Kylie visits Fujian province.
This video is a travel report and a documentary film about the city of Xiamen and the Earth Tower of the Hakka in the Chinese province Fujian which I visited in August 2013.
http://www.world-heritage-site.com] Fujian Tulou is a property of 46 buildings constructed between the 15th and 20th centuries over 120 km in south-west of ...
China: Lucky Driver Escapes Sinkhole Plunge in Jinjiang, Fujian Province China: Lucky Driver Escapes Sinkhole Plunge in Jinjiang, Fujian Province China: Lucky Driver Escapes Sinkhole Plunge in Jinjiang, Fujian Province Driver in China have been forced to make a hasty getaway as his car teetered over the edge of a sinkhole in Fujian province.
this is a quick montage of test footage shot around midnight using a $30 c mount lens I purchased off of ebay. the settings I used were -5 across the board e...
Timelapse QuanZhou FuJian China 15 days shooting and editing, hope you like it contact me: jwmterry@qq.com
In this special episode Travelogue explores the city of Jinjiang in Fujian, a place which combines a traditional lifestyle with contemporary living. Presenter Katrina Yu also traces her lost relatives, and they reconnect after decades of separation. Follow us on: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cctvnewschina Twitter: https://twitter.com/CCTVNEWS Tumblr: http://cctvnews.tumblr.com/ Weibo: http://weibo.com/cctvnewsbeijing
เลนส์ Fujian อ่านว่า ฝูเจี้ยน เป็นเลนส์สำหรับกล้อง CCTV สัญชาติจีน ที่ราคาไม่แพง แต่คุณภาพเกินราคา เหมาะสำหรับมือใหม่อย่างผมที่สนใจจะเล่นเลนส์มือหมุนครับ รูปตัวอย่างที่ได้จากเลนส์ตัวนี้ครับ รูปจาก Internet http://www.lensporn.net/2011/12/review-fujian-35mm-f17-c-mount-cctv.html
For more detail information visit my website: http://www.theartofcooking.org/chinese-recipes/fujian-ban-mian/ Ingredients: Instant Ramen (1) Peanut Butter-2 ...
Testing out the low light abilities of the Fujian 35mm f 1.7 lens on a hacked gh2. GH2 with Apocalypse Now hack Fujian 35mm f1.7 cctv Lens Color graded in Pr...
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CÚP “VTV – BÌNH ĐIỀN” 2015: Ngân hàng công thương - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) (set 1) Ngân hàng công thương - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Ngân hàng công thương - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Ngân hàng công thương - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Vietinbank - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Vietinbank - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Vietinbank - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Vietinbank - Fujian (CHN) Vietinbank - Fujian (CHN) Vietinbank - Fujian (CHN) Tổng hợp video CÚP “VTV – BÌNH ĐIỀN” 2015: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwCf3d04YH2mLKJ7mkIRoYmt-AlO0S8ww
CÚP “VTV – BÌNH ĐIỀN” 2015: Ngân hàng công thương - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) (set 5) Ngân hàng công thương - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Ngân hàng công thương - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Ngân hàng công thương - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Vietinbank - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Vietinbank - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Vietinbank - Phúc Kiến (Fujian) Vietinbank - Fujian (CHN) Vietinbank - Fujian (CHN) Vietinbank - Fujian (CHN) Tổng hợp video CÚP “VTV – BÌNH ĐIỀN” 2015: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwCf3d04YH2mLKJ7mkIRoYmt-AlO0S8ww
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Chinese Recipe : Fujian Fried Rice http://letscookchinesefood.com/chinese-recipe-fujian-fried-rice/
Ingredients: Nappa: 1 Leaf (chopped) Green Onions: 2 chopped Ginger: 2 slices (minced) Ground Pork: 400 g or 0.88 lb White Pepper: 1/8 tsp + 1/8 tsp Soy Sauce: 4 tbsp or 2 tbsp of lite soy sauce Egg: 1 Large Oyster Sauce: 1 1/2 tbsp Sake (Wine) or Mirin: 1 tbsp + 1 tsp Sugar: 2 tsp + 3/4 tsp Sesame Oil: 1 tsp + 1/2 tsp Water: 4 cup or 0.95 L Veg. Oil: 1 tsp Chicken Powder: 1 1/2 tsp Salt: 1/2 tsp White or Rice Vinegar: 2 tsp Thin Wonton Wrappers: Music by: Invisible Song Dan-o
Learn how to make Fujian fried rice in this video. Ingredients: Chicken 200g (cut into cubes and marinated) Rice 4cups Dried shrimps 15g (soaked for 30mins, ...
15 BAFICI 2013 (Buenos Aires Festival Internacional de Cine Independiente) Argentine Short Films Competition Ani has just arrived from China to work on her b...
I'd been hearing about people adapting this crazy little Fujian CCTV lens on their mirrors cameras. Now I can see what all the squawk was about! Fujian CCTV Lens: Fujian CCTV 35mm Lens - http://bit.ly/FujianCCTVLens ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Follow me on: Twitter - http://twitter.com/PhotoVideoShow Instagram - http://instagram.com/photovideoshow/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Full Disclosure & Ethics Statement: I am an affiliate with Amazon, eBay, B&H; and Adorama. Sometimes I share my affiliate links to the products/services I review, sometimes I don't. My opinions and reviews are ALWAYS honest. There will never be enough money to convince me to sell you bullshit! But, if I really like a product, I have no problem helping to promote a company who has improved my art, made my workflow easier or improved my way of getting stuff done! When you click my affiliate links and buy something, I do get a small kickback that helps keep me motivated to keep creating content and I always appreciate your help and support! Thank you! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Want to partner up? Collaborate? Talk shit? ;) http://reelio.com http://ChannelPages.com/thephotovideoshow
FuJian travel guides,China tours tips
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Fujian 35mm F/1.7 C-Mount CCTV Lens Sony Nex 5N Camera iPhone Miniatures App Location:Amsterdam, during Amsterdam light festival.
Fujian Travel Series.
Tourists arguing with tour guide because tour guide said we can't go upstairs to some tulou buildings due the buildings being too old, fragile and more impor...
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My travel to Wuyi mountain in Fujian last April,i don't own the music used on background,which belongs to the respected author. Music: We meet in dreams Arti...
Xiamen (Mandarin pronunciation: [ɕjâmə̌n]), also historically known as Amoy /əˈmɔɪ/,[1] POJ Hokkien ε̄-mûiⁿ, Ē-mn̂g, is a major city on the southeast (Taiwan Strait) coast of the People's Republic of China. More info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiamen xiamen attractions xiamen airlines xiamen hotel xiamen tourism xiamen shopping xiamen university xiamen airport xiamen international school
During the past decade I've traveled in Southeast Asia more than any other region in the world. If I were to recommend one country to visit my shortlist would certainly include Vietnam. From Hanoi to Saigon - or vice versa - there are few countries that offer as much diversity. The following top attractions travel guide outlines all of the best things to do while traveling in Vietnam: 1) I've honestly never met anyone who has regretted visiting Ha Long Bay. With stunning karst peaks and adventure sports aplenty it's the kind of place where you can relax on a boat for several days and not want to come back to land anytime soon. 2) When based in Hoi An there are a plethora of attractions and landmarks worth visiting. Whether on foot - or on a bike - make sure to check out the Japanese covered bridge, Quang Dong Assembly hall and the Assembly Hall of the Fujian Chinese. 3) I've heard of people who literally fly to Vietnam to have an entire wardrobe made. No place in Vietnam is more famous for its custom made tailors than Hoi An. From dresses to shirts and shoes to purses you can get just about anything made here for less than what you'd likely pay back home. 4) Feasting on Vietnamese local delights should be a top priority for anyone visiting the country and what better way to do it than by visiting a local organic farm. Nestled just outside of Hoi An we visited Tra Que for some amazing Vietnamese cuisine. 5) For those with an adventurous streak having the opportunity to cruise down the Mekong Delta on a boat is an experience you'll never forget. To avoid getting a sunburn be sure to put on a conical hat - it only costs about a dollar! 6) If you've ever wondered what it is like to be in a dynamic and chaotic city look no further than Saigon. With plenty of attractions ranging from shopping to museums, there is never a shortage of things to do in the city. 7) Taking the bus in Vietnam is a bit of a nightmare considering the road conditions, traffic congestion and liberal use of the horns. The alternative? Taking a train. Our of our favorite train trips in Vietnam was traveling from Saigon (Ho Chi Minh City) to Nha Trang. 8) For the adventure sports junky the opportunity to go sea kayaking in Ha Long Bay is not to be missed. If you take a boat tour around Ha Long Bay for 2 to 3 days it should almost certainly be included on your itinerary. 9) Eating authentic and cheap Vietnamese cuisine is one of the things I miss the most about traveling in Vietnam. If you head over to the Bale Wel in Hoi An you can make yourself special rolls with country pancakes, spring rolls, satay, kimchi and other ingredients. 10) If there is one place in Vietnam I'd recommend more than anywhere else it is hands down Sapa. With breathtaking scenery, rolling hills and rice terraces it is worth exploring either on a one day hike or a several day trekking expedition. In this section we show you our first leg of the journey heading from Sapa to Lao Chai village. 11) If you have the opportunity be sure to listen to a live performance of traditional Vietnamese music. 12) The floating markets in the Mekong Delta region are fascinating. Bustling with activity you'll have a chance to purchase iced coffee and other refreshments. 13) Checking out the Central market in Hoi An allows you to experience what a local market is like versus one aimed towards a tourist. 14) Having the chance to learn how to cook and prepare Vietnamese cuisine is inexpensive and fun. There are plenty of cooking schools to choose from but we decided to go with Green Moss. 15) I've already waxed on and marveled about Sapa but it is worth mentioning again that if you have the opportunity to linger be sure to get a hotel room with a view. 16) Finally, we prefer the trains but taking a night bus - at least once - in Vietnam is certainly an experience you'll never forget. With all of the swerving and honking don't expect to get much sleep. This is part of our Travel in Vietnam series. We're making a series of videos showcasing Vietnamese culture, Vietnamese arts, Vietnamese foods, Vietnamese religion and Vietnamese people. Proudly presented by: http://nomadicsamuel.com & http://thatbackpacker.com This video features music -various artists and various songs - available under a Creative Commons Attribution-Commercial license.
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During a visit to China in October 2013, I stopped at a few interesting places in the Province of Fujian, China: Xiamen, Fuzhou, Fuqing, Song Xia, and Changl...
Follow us on TWITTER: http://twitter.com/cnforbiddennews Like us on FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/chinaforbiddennews Southern Fujian industrial area goes...
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A closer look at a favorite snack of Quanzhou, Paste Noodles, Quanzhou is a prefecture-level city of Fujian province of the People's Republic of China.
Zhangzhou No.1 High School. We all love it:) The collage entrance examination is coming, we collect the best wishes from the school graduate world wide :) Ho...
These amazing buildings are the traditional dwelling places of the Hakka national minority in Fujian Province in South East China.
Copyrights of this video belong to the People's Republic of China, the province of Fujian, the National Tourism Administration of the People's Republic of China and the Fujian Provincial Tourism Bureau. Fujian (福建) is a province on the southeast coast of China. Fujian borders Zhejiang to the north, Jiangxi to the west, and Guangdong to the south. Taiwan lies to the east, across the Taiwan Strait. The name Fujian came from the combination of Fuzhou and Jian'ou, two cities in Fujian, during the Tang Dynasty. It is one of the most culturally and linguistically diverse provinces in China with Han Chinese majority. The People's Republic of China controls most of the province, and divides it into nine prefecture-level divisions, all of them prefecture-level cities: 1 Fuzhou 福州市 Fúzhōu Shì 2 Xiamen 厦门市 Xiàmén Shì 3 Longyan 龙岩市 Lóngyán Shì 4 Nanping 南平市 Nánpíng Shì 5 Ningde 宁德市 Nánpíng Shì 6 Putian 莆田市 Pútián Shì 7 Quanzhou 泉州市 Quánzhōu Shì 8 Sanming 三明市 Sānmíng Shì 9 Zhangzhou 漳州市 Zhāngzhōu Shì Tourism Places of interest include: * Fujian Tulou, listed by the UNESCO as one of the World Heritage Site (2008) * Guanghua Temple (Putian), mainland Putian * Gulangyu Island, Xiamen * Kaiyuan Temple, Quanzhou * Mount Tailao, Fuding * Nanshan Temple, Zhangzhou * The Matsu pilgrimage centers around Meizhou Island (Putian Municipality), because she was born there (and died on Matsu Islands). * Wuyi Mountains, listed by the UNESCO as one of the World Heritage Site (1999) * Yongquan Temple, Fuzhou 福建省(简称闽)为中华人民共和国政府划定的一个省。位于中国东南沿海,北纬23°33′至28°20′、东经115°50′至120°40′之间,东北与浙江省毗邻,西、西北与江西省接界,西南与广东省相连,东隔台湾海峡与台湾岛相望。东西最宽约为480公里,南北最长约为530公里,陆域面积12.4万平方公里。福建省行政区划中亦包含马祖列岛(连江县)、金门群岛(金门县)及乌丘屿(属莆田县,金门县代管)。 中文名称: 福建 外文名称: Fujian Province 下辖地区: 福州市等 地理位置: 中国东南部 人口: 2009年2月27日,3607万人。 气候条件: 属亚热带海洋性季风气候 著名景点: 武夷山风景名胜区等 机场: 福州长乐国际机场等 火车站: 福州火车站等 省会: 福州 省花: 水仙 省石: 寿山石 著名高校: 厦门大学、福州大学 福建简介 福建地处东海之滨,属于中国华东地区。福建是中国著名侨乡,旅居世界各地的闽籍华人华侨1088万人。其中,菲律宾、马来西亚、印尼这三地的闽籍华人华侨最多。福建与台湾源远流长,关系最为密切,台湾同胞中80%祖籍福建。福建居于中国东海与南海的交通要冲,是中国距东南亚、西亚、东非和大洋洲最近的省份之一。 唐上元元年设福建节度使,辖福、建、泉、漳、汀五州。福建因五州的前二州得名。明置福建省。唐开元21年(733年)设福建经略使,始称福建。南宋设有1府5州2军,故又称八闽。 福建在历史上是海上丝绸之路、郑和下西洋、伊斯兰教等重要文化发源地和商贸集散地,福州、厦门曾被辟为全国五口通商口岸之一。泉州曾是古代世界第一大港口,泉州还是海上丝绸之路的起点。闽江口的马尾港是中国近代造船工业的先驱和培养科技人才的摇篮。 旅游资源 全省人文荟萃,拥有十分丰富的旅游资源,拥有一大批影响日益扩大的旅游品牌,包括山与水完美结合、人与自然和谐统一的武夷山,世界文化与自然遗产、素有海上花园、音乐岛美誉的鼓浪屿,情系海峡西岸、凝聚世界华人的湄州妈祖朝圣文化,多元文化相互融合、民俗风情独具特色的泉州海上丝绸之路,世界文化遗产,福建永定土楼,著名的革命圣地上杭古田会址,福建古文化和海洋文化的摇篮昙石山文化遗址,"华东仅有"特大瀑布群周宁九龙漈瀑布,始于宋代人鱼和谐闻名数百载的周宁鲤鱼溪 ,天下绝景、宇宙之谜的宁德白水洋奇观, 泰宁世界地质公园,漳州火山公园等旅游品牌和一大批风景名胜区。全国第五大岛平潭县,岛上海岸蜿蜒曲折,岸线达408公里,其中100多公里为优质海沙滩,沙质细白,海水湛蓝,独具特色的自然风貌。福建又是著名的老区、苏区,闽西、闽东等是重要的革命根据地,当年中央苏区有 10个县在福建,老区分布在62个县(市)。
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Introducing - Fujian China Incentive Trip 2014.
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South China Morning Post 2015-04-02... an apartment, transportation and social activities," said Li, 25, from Fuzhou in Fujian province.
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South China Morning Post 2015-04-02... but also of Fujian province, which should be treasured ... By Peng Juan from China Daily Fujian Bureau.
noodls 2015-04-01Xiamen Municipal Government ) Fujian's FTZ Xiamen section attracts global investments.
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Fujian (help·info) (Chinese: 福建), formerly romanised as Fukien or Foukien, is a province on the southeast coast of mainland China. Fujian is bordered by Zhejiang to the north, Jiangxi to the west, and Guangdong to the south. Taiwan lies to the east, across the Taiwan Strait. The name Fujian came from the combination of Fuzhou and Jianzhou (a former name for Jian'ou) two cities in Fujian, during the Tang Dynasty. With a Han majority, it is one of the most culturally and linguistically diverse provinces in China.
Most of Fujian is administered by the People's Republic of China. However, the archipelagos of Kinmen and Matsu are under the control of the Republic of China (Taiwan). Thus, there are two provinces (in the sense of government organizations): the Fujian Province administered by the People's Republic of China and the Fujian Province of the Republic of China.
Recent archaeological discoveries demonstrate that Fujian had entered the Neolithic Age by the middle of the 6th millennium BC. From the Keqiutou site (7450–5590 BP), an early Neolithic site in Pingtan Island located about 70 kilometres (43 mi) southeast of Fuzhou, numerous tools made of stones, shells, bones, jades, and ceramics (including wheel-made-ceramics) have been unearthed, together with spinning wheels, a definitive evidence of weaving.
We holla at 'em like
[Verse 1:]
These niggas talkin' bout they walk talk and think bossy
I'm in the Trump Tower shower washin' ink off me
Two ugly bitches in my bed, moochin' drinks off me
My mini bar's empty, but that's just how I'm livin'
I'm in the presidential suite with two freaks, I call 'em my Kennedy Fried Chickens
"Awe yeah... I'm back... bitches"
But this is, kinda like my wilder style
Vicious, say when I'm sippin', I turn into Shallow Hal
I must have been high or somethin'
Cause I could of swore that one of these bitches told me to buy her somethin'
I told her...
"I got a present for you right here" (What?)
"Actually it's not a present. It's my penis"
I'm feelin' plastered
So what they fat women, I feel like I have to bite the Apple like the Mac emblem
One of the bitches like, "Oh I love you so much.
I love Slaughterhouse, I love Joey, Joell, Crooked. All you guys"
Shut up
"I don't like it when you talk." (What?)
"Cause that just means you're not suckin' my cock."
Bitch I'm on everything, I don't know what you just had
I'm 'bout to slip and fall and head butt yo ass like Superbad
One of 'em start somethin' super fast
The other one I gave Arabian Goggles, they flier than alien model
For now
These bitches givin' me brains till I'm out of mines
That's when I had an epiphany like "STOP! "...
Vagina time
[Chorus: samples of 'Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina' by comedian Jon Lajoie]
"Vagina" (What?)
"Vagina" (What?)
"I wanna have sex with your vagina" (Uhh)
"Vagina" (What?)
"Vagina" (What?)
"E=MC Vagina" (C'mon)
We holla at 'em like
[Verse 2:]
I swear these little punks be wildin'
Claimin' they only fuck bad bitches
Chopper stylin', I be swimmin' in trash bitches goin' dumpster divin'
I met a bitch on the street, she said she want a nigga that's deep
I'm deep
I said...
"I'm the Indian Jones of explorin' crotch.
I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock."
I told her I got an 'oh so flow mean'
Rope-a-dope? Nope, I got a Poconos swing
Little bitch riddle me this (C'mon)
"What's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's vagina? (What?)
There is none. I want my penis to inside both of those things."
I know you gazin' at the words I text
I ain't a virgin', your wife ain't the first bird I pecked
She ain't per-fect, she per-plexed
She can't quite think
Your baby girl ain't right like birth defects
My religion is god body gynecology, I work with sex
Feelin' no pain like Percocets
Sellin' syrup and wet in church and sweat
You herb niggas got me twisted like cursive text
Nigga I cling to her
I'll give her hella smoke
I'll sing to her
I'll tell her hella jokes like:
"Why did my penis cross the road? " (What?)
"To get to the other vagina"
[Chorus: samples of 'Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina' by comedian Jon Lajoie]
"Vagina" (What?)
"Vagina" (What?)
"I wanna have sex with your vagina" (Uhh)
"Vagina" (What?)
"Vagina" (What?)
"2 + 2 = Vagina" (C'mon)
We holla at 'em like
"My dick is like an airplane. It gives girls orgasms.
I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I'm the, Hulk Hogan of slammin' muff.
Love is for girls and gays. (What?)
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways.
Either you have sex with me...
Or you have sex with me.
Girls love my sex.
I'm a good sex man.
Cause my sex is the best.
I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme.