'YouTube' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

The Toria Show (2009)

Actors Eryl Lloyd Parry (actor), Toria Pardoe (writer), Toria Pardoe (producer), Toria Pardoe (director), Jon Bradley (writer), Jon Bradley (actor), Jon Bradley (director),

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  That's Not Rightshow lyrics

  That's Not Right

  If you don't feel like dancing tonight, well that's all right
  And if you don't feel like holding me tight, well that's all right
  'cause I know that you love me
  And you'll show that you love me in your own sweet time
  But if you feel like hurtin' me baby, that's not right
  If you don't want to go anywhere, well I don't mind
  If you wanna stay home and play with your hair,
  I still don't mind
  'cause I know that you need me
  And you'll know how to please me in your own sweet time
  But if you want to leave me, well baby then I mind
  I know that I've been guilty of lying
  I know I had a whole lot of nerve
  But the way that you treat me since I begged your pardon
  Is something that I don't deserve
  And if you don't want to give me a date, well that's all right
  'cause I don't care how long I've got to wait, I've got all night
  'cause I know that you want to
  But you know that you're goin' to make me lose my mind

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  Singring and the Glass Guitarshow lyrics

  Singring and the Glass Guitar

  (An Electrified Fairy Tale)
  This is an electrified fairy tale. If you've never heard of an electrified
  fairy tale, just picture little fairies with wee tiny electric guitars.
  Once upon a time [not long ago] in a land not far from here, there was a place
  called Harmony. Everyone in Harmony was happy and this "joie devivre" was
  guarded by their invisible patron, the muse Singring. But jealous forces, and
  there are always jealous forces in such tales, have conspired to capture the
  spirit, imprisoning it in [an instrument of glass, locking it in] a chest with
  four keys, and casting the keys to the four corners of the earth so that only
  four particularly brave and talented individuals might retrieve them. It is
  here that our story begins.
  There's a rumor I heard that's going 'round town
  Someone's captured Singring, Singring
  Come hear the news, come hurry on down
  Down to the old town square
  The announcer wipes at his eyes, he's trying to hide
  See it in his face, tell by his expression
  The secret knowledge that claws to escape as he cried
  Day of infamy, someone's captured Singring
  Day of tragedy, someone's captured Singring
  Now what shall we do, what shall we do now?
  And if you take a look around, Harmony is dying
  Someone trapped the spirit in a glass guitar
  And if you listen with your heart, you can hear it crying
  Free me from my crystal prison in this glass guitar
  There's a rumor I heard that's going around
  Someone's saving Singring, Singring
  Come hear the summons, hurry on down
  Down to the village green
  And the spokesman speaks for us all, together we call
  Brave adventurers, warriors, and free men
  Conquer self and so in the end save us all
  Conquer earth and wind, conquer fire and water
  Brave adventurers, come and save us all
  And if you fail to win the keys, Harmony is dying
  Trapped away forever in a glass guitar
  And if you listen with your heart, you can hear it crying
  Free me from my crystal prison in this glass guitar
  Having gathered on the green, the brave adventurers of the land march off in
  search of the keys. Their quest leads them first to the river's edge.
  Lead me to the water
  Pass me my flagon of wine
  I said show me to the water
  Quick before I change my mind
  I go down to the river and bravely the rapids I row
  Over the falls to the bottomless pool

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  Aloneshow lyrics

  Alone

  Let me ask you a question
  Will you lend me your ear?
  Do you know the meaning of emptiness?
  If not I'll make it clear
  Alone, alone
  Nobody knows how lonely it can be
  And I'm so tired of being alone
  Let me tell you a story
  One you've probably heard
  One about the man who was lost
  And I can tell you in one word
  Alone, alone
  Nobody knows how lonely it can be
  And he was tired of being alone
  Alone, alone
  Nobody knows how lonely it can be
  And I'm so tired of being alone
  There's an end to the fable
  Where does all of this lead?
  That for everyone who needs someone
  There is someone there to need
  Alone, alone
  Someone is still alone
  Alone, alone

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  You Make Me Crazyshow lyrics

  You Make Me Crazy

  I waited all night
  Smoked a hundred cigarettes
  I chewed my lip 'til it bled
  But the phone made not a sound
  Sometimes, I wonder
  If you ever wonder, what's become of little old me
  But I ain't no baby, I ain't gonna cry but baby
  You don't know what's going on inside me
  Y'know you make me crazy
  What you do to me
  It's a chemical reaction or an allergy
  Y'know you make me crazy
  You're aware of that
  Why don't you come and put me away?
  It was a long night
  I could barely keep my head
  I heard a knock on the door
  It was only Harry Jones
  I used to wonder
  What it is that makes me feel like I can't be free
  'Cause you don't give me nothing
  You never give me nothing
  But you don't know what's going on inside me
  Y'know you make me crazy
  I'm in misery
  Are you interested enough to see what's left of me?
  Y'know you make me crazy
  You're aware of that
  Why don't you come and put me away?
  Y'know you make me crazy
  What you do to me
  It's a chemical reaction or an allergy
  Y'know you make me crazy
  You're aware of that
  Why don't you come and put me away?
  You scared me
  The way you move in the night
  Your face is something frightening
  You're not so nice
  I'm gonna wonder
  Who you spend your time with
  Everywhere you go and what you see
  I know, I'm not your daddy
  I don't want to be your daddy
  But you know what's going on inside me
  Y'know you make me crazy
  What you do to me
  It's a chemical reaction or an allergy
  Y'know you make me crazy
  You're aware of that
  Why don't you come and put me away?
  Y'know you make me crazy
  I'm in misery
  Are you interested enough to see what's left of me?
  Y'know you make me crazy
  You're aware of that

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  Another Lifeshow lyrics

  Another Life

  Well I could be wrong
  But I swear that I knew you
  In another life
  And I could be dreaming but I swear
  That I knew you in another life
  Something happened just the other night;
  I had a vision in the middle of a daydream
  In a place I'd never been before
  I couldn't tell if I was still awake or sleeping
  I saw so many things I barely recognized
  I thought that I was lost but then I saw you
  I could be wrong, but I swear
  That I knew you in another life
  And I could be dreaming, but I swear
  That I knew you in another life
  Certain things affect me certain ways
  And this isn't just the first time
  That it's crossed my mind
  Something happens and the crystal clears
  And you begin to recognize all of the little signs
  I wish that I could place every little gesture

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  Spirit Of 76.show lyrics

  Spirit Of 76.

  instrumental

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  Love With A Thinkershow lyrics

  Love With A Thinker

  She's a definite thinker
  It don't take a genius to see
  There's something ticking behind those eyes
  What does she think of me
  She has the answer when I don't know what to ask
  And always lets me know so innocently
  But when she gets that certain look on her face
  I wonder what will be left when she's finished with me
  God help me, I'm in love with a thinker
  Save me, lips of a singer
  Help me, feet of a dancer
  Save me, I'm in love with a thinker
  Yes, she's a definite thinker
  Sometimes she tries to hide it from me
  But when she starts talking over my head
  It makes me dizzy
  I'm just a cipher in the master plan
  That's what I get for working out of my league
  And though she says that I have nothing to fear
  I wonder what will be left when she's finished with me
  I know I'm just a fool to her
  But will she turn me into a memory
  I have to make up the difference somehow
  Though she insists we have equality
  But every time she gets that look on her face

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  Feet Don't Fail Me Nowshow lyrics

  Feet Don't Fail Me Now

  Can't you see
  She don't want you around no more
  Can't you see
  That her hands pointing at the door
  Feet don't fail me now
  How could anyone stay
  Anyone could see it's time to go away
  Time to take a powder
  Open up your eyes
  But it feels like my legs have been paralyzed
  Feet don't fail me now
  Begging please don't make a fool of me
  Feet don't fail me now
  Please don't keep me where I should not be
  Feet don't fail me now
  Stop pretending that you've gone to sleep
  Feet don't fail me now
  Begging please don't make a fool of me
  See your things piled in the hall
  Turn around, there's a new picture on the wall
  Feet don't fail me now
  We're the last ones to know
  Anyone could see it's time for us to go
  Time to hit the highway
  Nothing left to do
  But it feels like my shoes

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  Hammer In My Heartshow lyrics

  Hammer In My Heart

  There's a hammer in my heart
  Pounding out your name
  There's a hammer in my heart
  Here it comes again
  I hear a certain sound
  And it just won't go away
  It sends a message out
  What's it gonna be today?
  It wakes me up at dawn
  And as the day goes on
  I try to turn it off
  But the beat goes on
  It never lets me rest
  I can't get a minute's peace
  I lay awake in bed
  Wondering will it ever cease
  It's like a top ten song
  I hear it all day long
  I try to turn it off

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  Just One Victory (live)show lyrics

  Just One Victory (live)

  We've been waiting so long,
  we've been waiting for the sun to rise and shine
  Shining still to give us the will
  Can you hear me, the sound of my voice?
  I am here to tell you I have made my choice
  I've been listening to what's been going down
  There's just too much talk and gossip going 'round
  You may think that I'm a fool, but I know the answer
  Words become a tool, anyone can use them
  Take the golden rule, as the best example
  Eyes that have seen will know what I mean
  The time has come to take the bull by the horns
  We've been so downhearted, we've been so forlorn
  We get weak and we want to give in
  But we still need each other if we want to win
  Hold that line, baby hold that line
  Get up boys and hit 'em one more time
  We may be losing now but we can't stop trying
  So hold that line, baby hold that line
  If you don't know what to do about a world of trouble
  You can pull it through if you need to and if
  You believe it's true, it will surely happen
  Shining still, to give us the will
  Bright as the day, to show us the way
  Somehow, someday,
  we need just one victory and we're on our way
  Prayin' for it all day and fightin' for it all night
  Give us just one victory, it will be all right
  We may feel about to fall but we go down fighting
  You will hear the call if you only listen
  Underneath it all we are here together shining still

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  Libertineshow lyrics

  Libertine

  When she walked in the room
  You could faint from the strong perfume
  And she said her name was Libertine
  In my ear, a voice said, "Don't be a fool, stay clear
  Better stay away from Libertine"
  Stay away from Libertine
  Stay away from Libertine
  Stay away from Libertine
  So I stayed out of view
  But my eyes couldn't come unglued
  I was hypnotized by Libertine
  So in time I broke down and I lost my mind
  Then I made a move on Libertine
  Stay away from Libertine
  Made a move on Libertine
  Stay away from Libertine
  I made my move on Libertine
  And I waited all night 'til the timing was right
  For another man was reaching for her hand
  But he went to the phone and when I got her alone
  It just wasn't the same, tell me what's in a name?
  She made me drunk with her charms
  Then she left on her husband's arm
  And I got the shaft from Libertine
  I was weak and I know just from whence I speak
  Better stay away from Libertine

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  Freak Paradeshow lyrics

  Freak Parade

  I never was bothered by bad dreams
  They never made me afraid
  But then I never did dream I'd wake up
  And find me in the freak parade
  I guess, I had to find out the hard way
  I shouldn't have been so proud
  'Cause here I'm the main attraction
  Of every giggle in the crowd
  So I gotta take my place in the freak parade
  See my face in the freak parade
  Get of the sidewalk!
  In a world full of freaks
  You can creep, you can crawl
  But the world's biggest freak
  Is the one with no balls
  You know you shouldn't poke fun at strangers
  Or pity their case at all
  'Cause there are lots of friends and lovers
  That take it kind of personal
  You might appreciate our position
  Don't laugh at our freaky ways
  You might find yourself tomorrow
  Marching in the freak parade
  You better
  Take your place in the freak parade
  See your face in the freak parade
  Get of the sidewalk!
  In a world full of freaks
  You can creep, you can crawl
  But the world's biggest freak

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  Umbrella Manshow lyrics

  Umbrella Man

  When the sun just refuses to shine on through
  And it's cats and doggies all over you
  You need some protection so what do you do
  See the umbrella man
  Go and see the umbrella man
  When it's raining - umbrella man, umbrella man
  You can see him when it's sunny, when the rain comes down
  You ought to find a corner where he's always found
  A reflection in a puddle, just turn around
  To see the umbrella man
  Go and see the umbrella man
  When it's raining - umbrella man, umbrella man
  There are some things in life on which you can depend
  Don't try to guess when it'll rain again
  You don't have to worry 'cause you've got a friend
  Come see the umbrella man
  I will be your umbrella man
  When it's raining - umbrella man
  Go and see the umbrella man
  Don't forget the umbrella man
  When it's raining - umbrella man

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  Shot In The Darkshow lyrics

  Shot In The Dark

  Everyday it's the same old situation
  I face the same old line of empty faces
  Sit at my desk while the clock counts up my wages
  Pick up my pay every friday and take off like a
  Shot in the dark
  I took off like a shot in the dark
  I split the scene like a shot in the dark
  Ain't got no target, don't aim for no mark
  'cause I'm off like a shot in the dark
  It was only a game when we first started
  The novelty wore away and the fun departed
  I can't live up anymore to those things I spouted
  And if you say you feel the same way
  I'll be off like a
  Shot in the dark
  There's no changes going down
  There's no lesson to be found
  Makes no sense to hang around
  If that's all there is to that
  (that's what she said)
  Someone just tossed a bomb through
  Kitchen window
  And in the middle of a shoo-fly pie
  Mama took off like a
  Bat out of hell

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  If I Didn't Tryshow lyrics

  If I Didn't Try

  If I didn't try, how would I know, how would I know
  If I didn't try, how would I know, how would I know
  Sometimes I think I must be crazy for doing this
  (think I'm never gonna win)
  But how would I know it's a losing cause
  If I didn't try, if I didn't try
  If I didn't try, if I didn't try
  If I didn't care, nothing would hurt, nothing would hurt
  If I didn't care, hope for the best, expect the worst
  Sometimes it feels like my whole life has been leading to this
  (wish that I could hide somewhere)
  But how would I know how it feels to live
  If I didn't care, if I didn't care
  If I didn't care, if I didn't care
  Sometimes I think I must be crazy for doing this
  (you can never run away)
  But how would I know it's a losing cause
  If I didn't try, if I didn't try

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  Lysistratashow lyrics

  Lysistrata

  Lysistrata, open up the bedroom door
  What is the matter, ain't you in love with me no more?
  I enlisted in the army today
  One more time before I march away
  Make me feel like a big strong man
  You say you don't care about my pride
  You love me too much just to let me die
  And you won't let me come inside
  Unless I don't go to war no more
  Lysistrata, little boys like to have their fun
  And you know I gotta put on my colors and get my gun
  Every able bodied man that I know
  Every patriot is packed to go
  Won't you give me a last goodbye
  I'll be sent off to a distant land
  to spill my blood upon some foreign sand
  And I may die by an enemy's hand
  And then I won't go to war no more, war no more and no
  Then I won't go to war no more
  Send the boys all back to the farm
  Tell the troops it was a false alarm
  'Cause if I die I wanna be in your arms
  And so I won't go to war, no, I won't go to war

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  All Smilesshow lyrics

  All Smiles

  Smiles, all smiles
  Like the sweet light of the sunrise
  I'm in love with something in your smile
  All smiles, waiting for the love you give me
  When you do I just can't help but smile
  You never have to shed a tear
  Just remember that I'll always care
  And when I am old, I'll see you smiling there
  When I'm sad you're the only one who cheers me

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  For The Love Of Moneyshow lyrics

  For The Love Of Money

  Money money money, money
  Some people really need it (Oh, well)
  Some people got to have it (in vain)
  Listen here y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
  So you will do things, do things, do good things with it
  Talk about cash money, no help at all
  For the love of money
  People will steal from their mother
  For the love of money
  People will rob their own brother
  For the love of money
  People can't even walk the street
  Because they never know who in the world they gotta beat
  For that lean, mean, mean green
  For the love of money
  People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
  For the love of money
  People don't care who they hurt or beat
  For the love of money
  A woman will sell her precious body
  For a small piece of paper it carries a lot of weight
  Call it lean, mean, mean green
  Almighty dollar
  I know money is the root of all evil
  Do funny things to some people
  Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime
  Money can drive some people out of their minds
  Got to have it, I really need it
  How many things have I heard you say
  Some people really need it
  How many things have I heard you say
  Got to have it, I really need it
  How many things have I heard you say
  Lay down, lay down, a woman will lay down
  For the love of money
  All for the love of money
  Don't let, don't let, don't let money rule you
  For the love of money
  Money can change people sometimes
  Don't let, don't let, don't let money fool you
  Money can fool people sometimes

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  Princess Of The Universeshow lyrics

  Princess Of The Universe

  Well, I wanna shake that thing wit'cha all night long
  Yeah, you're a princess baby, you can do no wrong
  Said you're a beacon of light when the sun is gone
  Yeah, you're a princess baby, you can name that song
  Well, they just couldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
  And they just couldn't catch you, 'cause you're on a roll
  You got so much juice, you make the telephone ring
  You make me jump right up, I wanna shake that thing
  Wit'cha all night long
  You're the princess of the universe
  You're a princess baby, you can do no wrong
  You're the princess of the universe
  Well, I ain't seen nothing like it since the Sha got the rope
  You got a legion of liggers that would shame the Pope
  You just say the word and they run like hell
  You gotta take a cold shower, so your head don't swell
  But you can do no wrong
  You're the princess of the universe
  You're a beacon of light when the sun is gone
  You're the princess of the universe
  Well, you ain't got a man who can touch what you got
  But you're looking for a subject that can fill that slot
  When the count is down, I want to step in time

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  I'm Looking At You But I'm Talking To Myselfshow lyrics

  I'm Looking At You But I'm Talking To Myself

  I'm looking at you but I'm talking to myself
  Looking straight at you but I'm talking to myself
  Talking to myself
  'cause I still can remember
  Words that didn't sound so well planned
  What is wrong with me?
  You don't have to pretend to understand
  Every moment, I am thinking to myself
  It seems so different, I am thinking to myself
  Thinking to myself
  And I don't want to face it
  Why is everything so past tense?
  What is wrong with me?
  This just don't seem to make any sense
  And I'm looking at you but I'm talking to myself
  Looking straight at you but I'm talking to myself
  It wasn't over, I was hoping to myself
  We've got forever, I was hoping to myself
  Hoping to myself
  And for a shred of a second
  I thought we could still change our fate
  What is wrong with me?
  I can see it's already way too late
  'cause you're looking at me but you're talking to
  Yourself
  Looking straight at me but you're talking to yourself
  And I'm looking at you but I'm talking to myself

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  God and Meshow lyrics

  God and Me

  If the devil was a man
  Then he'd probably try to stand between
  God and me
  He would claim to have translation
  For the least communication between
  God and me
  He would scare my friends and neighbors
  Into thinking he was saviour but he
  Won't save me
  He would use his imposition
  To restore the Inquisition then he'd
  Come for me
  I never worry about him
  He'll never get between
  God and me
  He would crush me in his vise
  Singing hail to Jesus Christ but he
  Won't crush me
  With one hand he says brother
  There's an H-bomb in the other but he
  Can't fool me
  He imposes awful taste
  On the remnants of the race
  But he just missed me
  Then he mobilizes minions
  To burn out diverse opinions
  But he can't burn me
  It's nobody's business what goes on
  Inside my head
  Because it's my head

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  Crybabyshow lyrics

  Crybaby

  Cry to me, those were your very words
  You said, "Cry to me, cry to me"
  There you stood, laughing at my tears
  You said, "Silly boy, forget your childhood fears"
  But you don't realize how strange it makes me feel
  Now we're exchanging parts
  Stop, you're breaking my heart
  Who's the crybaby now?
  Cry to me, cry to me, you're the crybaby now
  Cry to me, cry
  Who's the crybaby? Who's breaking my heart?
  Lie to me, you know that I know you too well
  So don't you lie to me, lie to me
  I watch you from afar, crying up your sleeve
  When they turn away
  So they'll still believe you don't need no one
  But I'm the only one that sees how you're torn apart
  Stop you're breaking my heart
  Who's the crybaby now?
  Cry to me, cry to me, you're my crybaby now
  Cry to me, cry to me, who's the crybaby now?
  Cry to me, cry to me, you're my crybaby now
  Who's the crybaby? Who's breaking my heart?
  So, what can you say now
  What can you feel
  When you've got a heart made of leather and steel?
  And you won't break down
  You took self defense and turned it into art

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  One Worldshow lyrics

  One World

  One world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah, one world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah
  When I walk on the street, I feel glad I was born
  Music comes ringin' out of every door
  I see faces I know and they give me a sign
  We got something between us and it feels all right
  One world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah, one world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah
  I see Chrissy the clipper, she colors my hair
  Micky and Margaret make the clothes that we wear
  And there's Gene who runs the club where we dance all night
  When you live in our world everything's all right
  One world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah, one world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah
  Politicians and dictators and the guys with the dough
  They think they run the world but they just don't know
  'Cause down here on the street we got it under control
  From Berlin to San Francisco, from New York to Tokyo
  One world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah, one world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah
  One world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah, one world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah
  One world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah, one world
  Whoa, it's our world
  Yeah, yeah

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  Love In Actionshow lyrics

  Love In Action

  Alright, no place to hide
  And no where to run
  And nothing you can do
  Because a change must come
  You can't stop it
  You can't stop it
  I said, you can't stop it
  You can't stop it
  You got your tail in the air
  Your head in the ground
  Money, money, money
  Makes your world go 'round
  You can't stop it
  You can't stop it
  No, you can't stop it
  You can't stop it
  I said, you can't stop
  You can't stop, you can't stop
  You can't stop, you can't stop
  You can't stop love in action, love in action
  Can't stop love in action
  Can't stop love in action
  Can't stop love in action
  You just joined the clan
  Your head's full of sand
  You need a bunch of friends
  To make you feel like a man
  But you can't stop it
  You can't stop it
  No, you can't stop this
  You can't stop it
  Yeah, you could be the last trace
  Of the master race
  The Nazis really send you to another place
  Still you can't stop it
  You can't stop it
  No, you can't stop it
  You can't stop it
  I said, you can't stop
  You can't stop, you can't stop
  You can't stop, you can't stop
  You can't stop love in action, love in action
  You can't stop love in action
  Can't stop love in action
  Can't stop love in action
  You can't stop, you can't stop
  You can't stop, you can't stop
  You can't stop, you can't stop, you can't stop
  Can't stop love in action, love in action
  You can't stop love in action
  Can't stop love in action
  You can't stop love in action
  Can't stop love in action
  You can't stop love in action
  Can't stop love in action

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  I Just Want To Touch Youshow lyrics

  I Just Want To Touch You

  There's a flame in the back of my mind
  And it's burnin' for you all the time
  'Cause I just wanna touch you
  Do you want to touch me too?
  Now I know that you've heard this before
  But with me it could mean something more
  And I just wanna touch you
  Do you want to touch me too?
  Everybody says we're too young
  But I know all the things that they just can't see
  I just wanna get inside you
  If you'll just give a minute to me, ooh
  So I've said everything that I can
  And I'm hoping that you'll understand
  That I just wanna touch you
  And you want to touch me too, ooh
  Everybody says we're too young
  But I know all the things that they just can't see
  I just wanna get inside you
  If you'll just give a minute to me, ooh
  So I've said everything that I can
  And I'm hoping that you'll understand
  That I just wanna touch you
  And you want to touch me too
  I just wanna touch you

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  Heavy Metal Kidsshow lyrics

  Heavy Metal Kids

  It's like a normal times square day on 42nd street
  I feel like trashing some windows and crunching some feet
  I watch society crumble and I just laugh (hee hee)
  They soon will see what it's like to be the other half
  But I'm trying
  Said I'm trying to forget
  And it ain't happened yet
  I musta woke up this morning with a bug up my ass
  I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass
  My old man says I'm just a stoned little punk
  But he keeps himself a pistol and he's always drunk
  I know
  Something's gonna give
  Pretty soon
  I know it
  Something's gonna give
  I wanna live
  I wanna mess thing whole world around
  Go on and poison all the water, use up all the air
  Blow your stupid heads off, see if I could care
  Put me down but don't blame me for what you did
  'cause inside everyone is a heavy metal kid
  I was a sweet little kid once
  Now I'm a full grown crank
  And when I die I'll probably come back as a sherman tank
  I know that I could make this world so peaceful and calm

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  Too Much Watershow lyrics

  Too Much Water

  Too much, it's too much, too much
  Got too much water under the bridge
  Got too much, too much, got too much
  Got too much water under the bridge
  I got to think of something, think of something
  I got to think of something
  We got to hang together, we got to hang together
  We got to hang together, or hang separately
  Maybe we got time to burn
  I got a yen to hear myself talk
  But I don't want to make that kind of history
  Put your hand on the rock
  And maybe you've got nothing left to learn
  You put me in a state of shock
  But do you want to make that kind of history
  Put your hand on the rock
  And let it all run out
  You know why we got to hang together
  Number one ain't always number one
  Instant karma's always coming back
  And I don't want to make that kind of history
  Put your hand on the rock
  Tell ya mamma nature's on the run
  Bad karma's running in the back
  But do we want to make that kind of history
  Put your hand on the rock
  And let it all run out
  You know why we got to get together
  We got no more time to burn
  We got to crawl before we can walk
  So if you wanna make a new kind of history
  Put your hand on the rock
  And I got a few things I'd like to learn
  I get tired of hearing myself squawk
  And I wanna make a new kind of history
  Put your hand on the rock
  And let it all run out

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  Waspshow lyrics

  Wasp

  Hey, hey cowboy, hey cowboy
  Ain't I seen you hanging around the nashville?
  Didn't you used to be a packy back in the west end?
  Is that right, is that right?
  Well I see you been through so many changes
  Heavy changes
  I can't say I'm hip to where you're coming from
  I can't say I hip to where you're going
  Well I see something's growing in the back of your mind
  I give you the willies
  You don't like my kind
  But I can sing like a jingle
  Sting as bad as any
  Hey, that you? is that still you?
  You're looking mighty new wave
  I hardly recognize you with that shish kabob through your face
  But that's all right, yeah, that's all right
  I guess you're trying to make a statement
  You been out on the street
  Looking for somebody to carve on
  Well you can ramble,
  Just don't go carving on me
  'cause I don't mind the fashion
  I've lived with your mind
  I dig on the passions
  The rest is just crap
  I can sing like a jingle
  And sting as bad as any
  Hey, don't I know you?
  Ain't I seen you before?
  Yeah, you're the one doing a pyramid party
  Down in marina del ray
  With their spoon and friends
  Still going through them changes
  You got your pants full of money
  And your nose in the air
  You're a record producer
  I don't really care
  'cause I can sing like a jingle

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  The Aging Musicianshow lyrics

  The Aging Musician

  Run run run run. run run as fast as you can
  You can't catch me...i'm the gingerbread man!
  Once upon a time I played electric guitar,
  And they said I was a rockin-roll star.
  Now nobody calls me on the telephone
  So I sit and watch tv all alone.
  Maybe if I put a bullet in my brain,
  They'll remember me like kurt cobain.
  And the parasites on mtv,
  Would wipe their eyes and act like they knew me!
  But I wouldn't be a hero I'd be dead!
  Just a corpse beside a note that read:
  If you'd like to pretend that you'll never get old,
  You got what it takes to rock and roll!
  Jagger...he was okay,
  None of this..."lizzy borden hairdresser crap!
  I just need a couple of really good players!
  I can have a band again! back on the road.
  Play real music...not this computer crap real music! we go big!
  Whatever happened to music? now it's all about marketing and
  Media coverage! God damn mtv! every thing was okay before mtv!
  And gun control? like gun control's gonna stop it?
  A supermarket freak can stop just about anything...who's ouzi?
  Nuthin's right anymore...not even tv!
  Davey crockett said it all: if you're sure you're right then,

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  The Sold Out Artistshow lyrics

  The Sold Out Artist

  Out in the street and
  Under the sun.
  I kissed his feet and loaded his gun.
  Sooner or later everyone does!
  Everybody feeds the fat boy. everybody feeds the fat boy.
  They just don't get it!
  Vampires! they're vampires!
  It's all about...suckin on something...
  Some suck scum, some suck tits, some just suck up!
  They all suck something.
  Except ted williams...he never sucks.
  I'll be buried with my ted williams cards!
  He had 406 in 1941...put a side out the last game with a 3995...
  They go in the books as 400, but he played and he went 445.
  Ted williams...he was a saint! ...vampires!
  Yeah, they all think I suck...
  But they really wish their stuff sold like mine!
  Next I'll do "nude decending a staircase!

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  The Martyrshow lyrics

  The Martyr

  Why, why was I born to know what I must know
  I can see the sky, but I can't see the ground below
  Where do I go
  Falling in a trap where traitors wait
  Lost love is the bait
  But the martyr never knows
  He is caught in a dream of his own
  When it's over where does he go
  Who really knows
  Time stands between me and my home
  So long ago
  I can't stand to wait
  But I can't force my body to go
  Where do I go
  Crying, he is blind to everyone
  And that's how it's done
  And the martyr never knows
  Who really knows
  I know in my heart
  I could change the world
  With just this guitar

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  Stand For Somethingshow lyrics

  Stand For Something

  When you cry
  I know you've got a good reason to cry
  If you can't come
  I know it's not just an alibi
  Now I hear things that are better kept under the hat
  Who backs it up?
  Look at your hand, you can count on that
  When you talk, it's hard to disagree
  And when you dance, you're talking to me
  When you stand, you stand for something
  Stand for something
  They can't dim your flame
  When you stand, you stand for something
  Stand for something
  They can't bend your stream
  Here I stand
  Outside the world of politica
  I would not lose that
  For all the gold in south africa
  What you wear did not come easy
  What you hear sounds different to me
  When you stand, you're standing next to me
  You put your foot down every day
  Make sure you bring it down on the up beat
  So walk away those feet of clay

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  Mister Triscuitsshow lyrics

  Mister Triscuits

  instrumental

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  Mad Men in Metal Machinesshow lyrics

  Mad Men in Metal Machines

  ...ignition...the message...faster, faster...
  Transmission...engine...he's outa control, look at
  The screen there, I can't control the trajectory of
  The ship...
  Mad men, metal machines
  Circa 1995, he did the show, no one's alive
  By fall of 1999, [...], look at it shine
  Mad men in metal machines
  Well look out for the ones with the energy beams
  All the joys of working overtime
  [...trying to... all of your lives]
  Slipping into girls and boys
  [...]
  [tonight...]
  [and ... each other...]
  [new gun ... moving faster...]
  Better make your move before it's too late
  Put away your wheelchair and cane, that you don't need
  Recall that you've been changed
  Relax, relax don't bend your mind
  [... things will be fine]
  Mad men in metal machines
  Well look out for the ones with the energy beams
  Look at all those men
  Watching everybody on the video screen
  [...scene]

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  Marriage Of Heaven And Hellshow lyrics

  Marriage Of Heaven And Hell

  I don't know the reason why I seem to need a release
  I can't stand to beg for favors like a child on his knees
  But I won't go on a minute 'til I get me some peace
  On the road to Armageddon
  I done things I'd be ashamed to see in black and white
  There are times I miss distinctions over wrong and right
  But I'm gonna get an answer when I get there tonight
  On the road to Armageddon
  It's the wrong world
  I must be on the wrong planet
  I been checkin' it out
  And I know what it's all about
  Mr. and Mrs. Universe
  In their cabin in the sky
  She's a little bit of heaven
  He's one hell of a guy
  And like all suburban couples they may have a spat
  But that is that
  It's back to normal
  And it's your night to feed the cat
  Let us raise a glass
  And we'll drink a toast
  And the devil will dance
  With the Holy Ghost
  And the good and the wicked
  The strong and frail
  They will all join hands
  At the end of the world

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  Last Dollar On Earthshow lyrics

  Last Dollar On Earth

  Yeah!
  Line up!
  Step right this way to see the last dollar on earth
  Sign up!
  The bus leaves today to see the last dollar on earth
  Behold the wonder of the modern age
  Displayed resplendent in it's gilded cage
  There's not another in the world today,
  And you just can't take it with you
  All night!
  There's a special tonight about the last dollar on earth
  That's right!
  And all the pundits were right about the last dollar on earth
  It's always occupied a special space
  We keep a guard around it just in case
  Many have died to have it's fleeting grace,
  But you just can't take it with you
  Get set!
  Only one pint of blood
  To see the last dollar on earth
  No sweat!
  Only one ounce of flesh to touch the last dollar on earth
  When we lose exposure in it's permanent enclosure
  Then you can be sure that we'll take it on tour
  So when it comes to call at your local shopping mall
  Though the crowds may be large,

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  Abandon Cityshow lyrics

  Abandon City

  Did you see the color of the water coming out of the tap?
  Did you hear the chatter of the hammer
  When you're trying to nap?
  There's nothing on the counter at the a&p; store
  The bank don't even bother now to open the door
  It ain't pretty, pity
  Abandon city
  Everybody over the side
  The hour is late, they're closing the gate, no time to decide
  Abandon city
  Yeah, you better run for your lives
  There's nothing to spare
  The cupboard is bare
  The bees have all left the hive
  Someone's doing a non-stop performance
  Of "the rape of the lock"
  No one's got the nerve to take a tiptoe after seven o'clock
  And everybody's looking for a piece of the rock
  And I just want to get my cadillac out of hock

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  Heavy Metal Kids (live)show lyrics

  Heavy Metal Kids (live)

  It's like a normal Times Square day on 42nd Street
  I feel like trashing some windows and crunching some feet
  I watch society crumble and I just laugh (hee hee)
  They soon will see what it's like to be the other half
  But I'm trying
  Said I'm trying to forget
  And it ain't happened yet
  I musta woke up this morning with a bug up my ass
  I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass
  My old man says I'm just a stoned little punk
  But he keeps himself a pistol and he's always drunk
  I know
  Something's gonna give
  Pretty soon
  I know it
  Something's gonna give
  I wanna live
  I wanna mess thing whole world around
  Go on and poison all the water, use up all the air
  Blow your stupid heads off, see if I could care
  Put me down but don't blame me for what you did
  'Cause inside everyone is a heavy metal kid
  I was a sweet little kid once
  Now I'm a full grown crank
  And when I die I'll probably come back as a Sherman tank
  I know that I could make this world so peaceful and calm
  If I could only get my hands on a hydrogen bomb

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  Windowsshow lyrics

  Windows

  You took that last corner too fast
  Careened up against the side wall
  For a moment everything went black
  Woke up inside somebody else's hideaway in a distant place
  Don't know your name or know this face
  And what you don't know hurts you so
  It can only be that way
  Feel yourself becoming someone else
  We may yet see that light at the end of the tunnel
  If we can find a way to keep things under control
  The web of life connects each of us to the other
  So it's no use pretending that you alone run the show
  Just like a moth too close to the fire explodes
  Though the myth is exposed
  You're still looking for windows in the sky
  Supernatural paradise is the place you are looking for
  All you need is a miracle divine
  All that's left is you alone
  Loneliness is all you own

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  Neck On Upshow lyrics

  Neck On Up

  I gave the girls the eye
  I've given lust a try
  I'm just an average guy
  From the neck on down
  I used to have my fun
  When all was said and done
  I only wanted someone
  From the neck on down
  Maybe it's one too many mornings after
  Maybe I'm sick of my own nervous laughter
  Now I'm looking for heaven
  From the neck on up
  For a perfect eleven
  From the neck on up
  I was a typical man
  I had a master plan
  I thought that heaven began
  From the waist on down
  And I had always said
  That I could use my head
  But I was thinking instead
  From the waist on down
  Maybe it's one too many frozen shoulders or
  Maybe I haven't noticed getting older
  Trapped in a dream
  Something has to change in this endless stream
  Of ships that pass in the night
  Is this what I want out of life?
  I want to know what this game is about
  I want someone to try and figure me out
  I can't determine why
  But I'm a different guy
  Your modus operandi
  Turned me inside out
  It's not that I don't care
  About your fine hardware
  But you've got something else there
  I can't figure out
  Maybe I just can't finish what I've started or
  Maybe it's simply that I've been outsmarted
  Now I've found my heaven
  From the neck on up
  You're a perfect eleven

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  Infrared and Ultravioletshow lyrics

  Infrared and Ultraviolet

  Take a look
  At the things that you can't see
  All the mystic treasury
  And you'll get them for free
  Infrared and ultraviolet
  Check it out
  Like a secret waterfall
  Like a rainbow on the wall
  Costs you nothing at all
  Infrared and ultraviolet
  There is nothing to buy
  Why not give it a try
  While you're waiting for your ship to come in
  Pass it on
  Let the ancient song survive
  Make it fun to be alive
  Throw it in overdrive
  Infrared and ultraviolet
  For it's something in your mind
  That will let you see behind
  Cross the border and find
  Infrared and ultraviolet
  Infrared and ultraviolet

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  Chapter and Verseshow lyrics

  Chapter and Verse

  I got the dictionary in my hand
  But I can't seem to find the word I'm looking for
  I've checked every letter, now I'm up to Z
  There just ain't anymore
  I've got a million choices in my head
  If I could only chose the one that says it best
  I shelled out a quarter for a greeting card
  Now I can't seem to get my pen to do the rest
  But I know it all by heart, chapter and verse
  I'll quote you any part, every word
  But it's so deep inside it can't be heard
  I've got the Sunday paper in my hand
  And I've been working on the weekly cryptogram
  I know there's a message in between the lines
  That's the same way I am
  I got the crossword puzzle half complete
  But now I need another word four letters long
  It's just like the way I want a perfect fit
  I can settle for less but all of them are wrong
  There could be no jealousy over my poetry
  It's my weakest quality, no vocabulary
  I got the scrabble letters in a pile
  But there could never be enough to say it all
  I know you don't wanna hear the same old line
  So you'll just have the read the writing on the wall

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  Bad Little Actressshow lyrics

  Bad Little Actress

  I can't carry on
  This play is too long
  I must be going
  Extend my regrets
  I gave it my best
  But now I'm going
  This is too much for me to take
  Something tells me that she's faking it
  She says she don't care
  She wants to be fair
  She must be joking
  It's simple she said
  Let's not lose our head
  Tell me she's joking
  This is too much for me to take
  But somebody isn't faking
  Someone's heart is breaking
  And if you see her give her my critique
  She's a bad little actress
  Gets no curtain call
  But the worst of all
  When the curtain falls
  There's no one at the backstage door
  I'm more than her friend
  'Cause I knew her when
  She was no sensation
  She's wasting our time
  Repeats all her lines
  What's her motivation?
  Now she won't share her stage with me
  Her performance was outrageous
  Put me through some changes
  So if you see her give her my critique
  She's a bad little actress
  Her delivery don't come naturally
  Anyone could see
  She doesn't mean a word she says
  Her mascara ran
  And the show was panned
  But I'm still her biggest fan
  So when you see her give her my critique
  She's a bad little actress
  Gets no curtain call
  But the worst of all
  When the curtain falls

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  Overture:Mountaintop and Sunrise\Communion With Thshow lyrics

  Overture:Mountaintop and Sunrise\Communion With Th

  Ra, climbing the horizon
  Rising up the mountain, lighting up the valley below
  Ra, giver without measure
  Beacon of compassion, shining through the spectrum of life
  Day is born, night is gone
  One in all, all is one
  Communion with the sun
  Ra, ruler of all nature
  Burning on forever, melting all together in one
  Ra, holy synthesizer
  Inspiration showers green and growing gardens of love
  Voices rise to the song
  One in all, all is one
  Communion with the sun, with the sun
  Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra
  Ra, climbing the horizon
  Waves of light come rolling across the floor of the valley
  Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra
  Lift your eyes to the dawn
  One in all, all is one
  Communion with the sun

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  Fahrenheit 451show lyrics

  Fahrenheit 451

  Yeah
  Fahrenheit four fifty-one
  Fahrenheit four fifty-one
  Smoke is in the air now
  It's been spreading just like wild-fire all over town
  Everybody wants to get in on the latest thing
  Going down to the bookstore - burn that mother down
  Somebody has to do what's right
  Fahrenheit four fifty-one
  Burning black and white
  Well I got some education
  I go down to the library every night
  And I'm looking for somebody with a dream like mine
  We could share a few pages 'round the fire so bright
  Now it's spreading 'cross the nation
  And it's time to seize the moment, that's what they says
  'cause it's all been well reported in the daily news,

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  Rape Of The Young

  Hey Mister Exxon
  Won't you have pity?
  Won't you have pity on the guiltless ones?
  Hey Mister Chrysler
  Won't you think about it?
  Won't you think about it? Judgment Day has begun
  What will become of tomorrow's children?
  Who gives a damn for tomorrow's children?
  Pay no mind, you just keep on takin'
  Keep on takin' 'til there's nothin' at all
  Sit on your hands and don't say nothin'
  Cover your eyes, you won't see nothin'
  Cry for the innocent sent to war
  (Don't tell a soul)
  Shed a tear for the one's waiting at the door
  (They'll never know)
  It's the last generation of a world gone blind
  (You better watch your tongue)
  It's the violation of the unborn child
  It's the rape of the young
  Hey Mister General
  Can't you find somethin'?
  Can't you find somethin' else to do for a buck?
  Hey Mister President
  Nobody listens
  Nobody listens 'til we've run out of luck
  Nobody cares for unborn troubles
  Why should you care, it's too much trouble
  You got yours so it just don't bug ya
  It just don't bug ya 'cause you won't be around
  Sit on your hands and don't say nothin'
  Cover your eyes, you won't see nothin'
  Cry for the innocent sent to war
  (Don't tell a soul)
  Shed a tear for the one's waiting at the door
  (They'll never know)
  It's the last generation of a world gone blind
  (You better watch your tongue)
  It's the violation of the unborn child
  It's the rape of the young
  Cry for the innocent sent to war
  (Don't tell a soul)
  Shed a tear for the one's waiting at the door
  (They'll never know)
  It's the last generation of a world gone blind
  (You better watch your tongue)
  It's a violation, a violation
  A violation of the unborn child

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  Special Interestshow lyrics

  Special Interest

  Got a special interest, you're my special interest
  Got a special interest, got a special interest in you
  I hear you've got some pending legislation
  Regarding your romantic situation
  And I just want to make my position quite clear
  You've got a constituent here
  And you'll find before you take one more step
  My hobby is to lobby on your doorstep
  And that big sack of mail and the telegrams too
  I'll give you one guess just who sent them to you
  I've been invested with a sacred mission
  To make sure that you make the right decision
  Though you may wonder now, in the long run you'll see
  A valuable ally in me
  And if by some misguided sense of duty
  You go with someone else instead of choose me
  When they've all let you down, and you're looking for help
  You'll find that I've swung my support somewhere else
  No one has to know, when pressures are brought to bear
  You can pretend that it was all your idea
  And you did it of your own free will

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  Zen Machineshow lyrics

  Zen Machine

  You're always finding out
  About the things that people never talk about
  I didn't ask to know
  But now I'm compensating as I go
  I know the script I'm in
  I'm only thoughts of heaven trapped in flesh and skin
  And from the world of men
  I try to tighten up the code again
  And the code is a play
  A play is a song
  A song is a film
  A film is a dance
  Boot me up on the Zen Machine
  Log me onto the Zen Machine
  Load me down
  Everybody get ready
  Hook me into the Zen Machine
  Sharing time on the Zen Machine
  Load me up
  Everybody get ready
  Sometimes it's clear to me
  Then for a moment I'm in timeless ecstasy
  There are no reasons why
  And everyone's a passer-by
  But when they've gone to bed
  A fire's burning on the screen and in my head
  And on a windy day
  You can smell it from a mile away
  And the smell is a note
  A note is a taste
  A taste is a hue

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  Rising Signshow lyrics

  Rising Sign

  Rising sign, rising sign ...

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  Selfless Loveshow lyrics

  Selfless Love

  I went down to the river
  To see what I could find
  I cried out, "this world is not for me
  They don't appreciate my kind."
  And the river called my name out,
  "i'm afraid you must be wrong.
  It's much too shallow here for suicide.
  You had better move along."
  And ...
  Selfish love will just bring you pain
  But selfless love is never in vain
  Selfish love will just bring you pain
  But selfless love is never in vain
  It's never in vain
  So I climbed up to the mountain
  And I saw my purpose clear
  I was just about to take the leap
  When a voice rang in my ear
  "i am just a little mole hill.
  You made a mountain out of me.
  No man is as blind as he
  Who will refuse to see."
  Because ...
  I was standing in the city
  In the dirty grey of dawn
  And I looked up at the sky and cried,
  "how can you let this go on? "
  And a voice said, "i know things are tough,
  But I'm doing all I can.
  Just don't tell me how to do my job,
  You just wouldn't understand."