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Covered by many, here's the original by the two ex-members of Mungo Jerry.
Paul Newman sings "Plastic Jesus" in Cool Hand Luke.
I decided to put up this clip from Cool Hand Luke. In the movie, he's singing the song "Plastic Jesus" after his mother passes away and I thought it was poet...
Jack Johnson.
The Goldcoast Singers, Plastic Jesus (1962): THE GOLDCOAST SINGERS often go to church socials in order to relax, sometimes they are called upon to sing by th...
I love this lady's voice and gentle delivery. All I knew about her when I posted this was that she made a single EP in the 1970s and then disappeared. Thanks...
Thanks everyone for the support of this great track, but expecially to those of you who pointed out that this wasn't the first version (I thunk it woz). I'm ...
Cool Hand Luke OST. Visite também o blogue CANTO DE ROCK... http://cantoderrock.blogspot.com.
Not quite a religious song, just a bit of fun.
Billy Idol - Plastic Jesus (Official Video Remastered, Widescreen, 5.1) BillyIdolWIKI:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Idol BillyIdolLYRICS:http://www.azly...
Jello & Mojo.
A prom date gone bad and a young girl's heart is broken. Standing at the edge of a cliff, she considers ending it all. Young Girl / Vocals RUBY MODINE Banjo ...
Plastic Jesus Widespread Panic March 14, 2014 Ryman Auditorium Nashville, TN Shot & edited by Andy Tennille.
Since this song wasn't on youtube yet, i've added him here. SONG LYRICS: I don't care if it Rains or freezes As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus Ridin' on t...
Song #17 of Will Conner live show at Byron Bay Community Center featuring guests Jack Johnson, Dave Rastovich, Beau Young & Rusty Miller. Plastic Jesus into ...
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Flametrick Subs Live at The Black Cat - Halloween, 2001 This is some of the rarest of the clips from the Jumbocat archives, it is a live performance by the f...
With thanks to the "Even better than the real thing -Starring Plastic Jesus" video by skel7..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOSCxjVoci8.
Downloads and DVDs are available at http://www.ignitermedia.com. Life throws many opportunities and trials our way. Through our successes and failures, the a...
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Plastic Jesus (Lyrics) - Song from Cool Hand Luke - Paul Newman Tribute 1925-2008.
Here's an easy lesson in playing "Plastic Jesus ", a song written by Ed Rush and George Cromarty, but you'll find many versions of this on the web. Chords an...
The Boondock Saints II Soundtrack - 04 "Plastic Jesus" by Taylor Duffy.
My Street art statue for Oscars 2015. "Hollywood's best party" A cocaine snorting gold statue.
http:\\www.channelingerik.com Jesus interviewed from heaven and the afterlife by world renowned medium Jamie Butler (withloveandlight.com) with the help of m...
Conducted in Wilkesdale, Queensland, Australia on 12th October 2011. Session 1 of an interview of Jesus and Mary Magdalene by Geoff Whitehead about Jesus and...
GOD SPOKE !!!! On 101.3 SeaFM. (This mad man gives you the best life advice you will ever get.)
Abby Martin interviews Reza Aslan, historian and author of the best-selling book 'Zealot: the Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth', discussing how he arrived at the conclusion that Jesus was a revolutionary political leader rather than the peaceful prophet characterized by mainstream culture. LIKE Breaking the Set @ http://fb.me/JournalistAbbyMartin FOLLOW Abby Martin @ http://twitter.com/AbbyMartin
Alissa Henry interviewed Jesus Culture band members Kim Walker-Smith, Chris Quilala, Josh Fisher, Brandon Aaronson, Ian McIntosh before their concert at The Ohio State Fair Monday, July 28, 2014.
Vickie Reddy & Steve McPherson interview Jesus Culture's Kim Walker and Chris Quilala at Hillsong Conference 2011 Backstage.
The Jesus and Mary Chain - N. London Poly March 15, 1985 Live clips + interview.
Amazing Interview - Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker.
A pretty amusing interview where Jim Reid slags off the Sex Pistols and Joy Division, Douglas hart says very little and Bobbie Gillespie plays tounge tennis.
U2 frontman Bono talks about faith and life (No copyright infringement intended). To find out more about God and faith: http://show2.me/tnnRZNZQsZNZN.
Check out my talk with Haaz Sleiman, star of the new "Killing Jesus" movie, and interestingly the only Muslim actor I've known of to play the role of Jesus. More interesting to me, though, was how growing up in Lebanon amidst conflict, occupation and violence conditioned to better understand the person of Jesus. Listen to his personal story, his take on what most Muslims actually think of Jesus, and why he felt he could fill such big sandals as an actor.
This is an interview with Jesus (George Carlin as Jesus, naturally.) If you're offended by this, you take your religion too seriously :) Credits : Shindai.
Worst Interview Ever by Fox News - to REZA ASLAN - THE LIFE× OF JESUS OF NIARETH Stupidest Interview Ever by Fox News - to REZA ASLAN - THE LIFE× OF JESUS OF NIARETH REZA ASLAN stuns foxnews presenter about his bookTHE LIFE× OF JESUS OF NIARETH the presenter asks him:why would you muslims write a book about jesus? look how does he reply? Fox News Lauren Green asks Reza Aslan why Muslim would Muslim can Write About Jesus...Oh dear. Paxman-esque tenacity is prized among TV interviewers, but sometimes - particularly when your line of questioning is a ludicrous and not-so-faintly Islamophobic one - it's better to just let go. Here Fox News host Lauren Green tries to pin down respected scholar Reza Aslan on why, as a Muslim, he felt capable of writing a book about the life of Jesus. Aslan refers her to his Ph.D. Then he points to 20 years studying the history of religions. Then, admirably, he repeats himself.
I do not own this video.
Zola Jesus about Her upbringing in Wisconsin, first contact with music, playing guitar, singing opera, studying philosophy Watch more videos at http://www.fa...
"The guitars are made of metal. They can never be destroyed." - Bobby Gillespie Some interview clips from the Psychocandy reissue.
Tinsel Talk: The Bible Exclusive interview with Diogo Morgado. I interviewed Jesus, well not really, but Diogo Morgado who plays Jesus in The Bible Miniserie...
Pennsylvania State University on Demand Program called "Pennsylvania Inside Out," broadcasted WPSU Producer Patty Satalia interviewing Professor Bart D. Ehrman about his book "Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why" on March, 15 2007. Ehrman discusses how the modern Bible was shaped by mistakes and intentional alterations that were made by early scribes who copied the texts. He explains how he came to understand this process 30 years ago, it shifted his way of thinking about the Bible and where it took him. Her further explains in the interview how he enjoyed reading "The Da Vinci Code," but he also immediately noticed factual errors ("howlers," he calls them). Issues such as the role Constantine played in the formation of the Bible and the evidence for Jesus' marriage to Mary Magdalene-Ehrman gives readers a lesson in how the Bible is scrutinized by scholars, without a theological wrist-slap. Program discussed on Bart Ehrman's Foundation Blog: http://ehrmanblog.org/?p=8092 Bart D. Ehrman is the James A. Gray Distinguished Professor at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. He came to UNC in 1988, after four years of teaching at Rutgers University. At UNC he has served as both the Director of Graduate Studies and the Chair of the Department of Religious Studies. A graduate of Wheaton College (Illinois), Professor Ehrman received both his Masters of Divinity and Ph.D. from Princeton Theological Seminary, where his 1985 doctoral dissertation was awarded magna cum laude. Copyright © Bart D. Ehrman and WPSU Pennsylvania Inside Out. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized use, re-posting and/or duplication of this media without express and written permission from Bart D. Ehrman and WPSU Pennsylvania Inside Out is strictly prohibited.
Shakira looks really beautiful in this interview
December 4, 1993 Amsterdam, Netherlands Paradiso d'Amsterdam.
http://www.vladtv.com - Star of the new Adult Swim hit "Black Jesus," Gerald "Slink" Johnson sat down with VladTV where he revealed how the show came about, ...
Renowned academic and author Reza Aslan is forced to respond to a barrage of Islamophobic attacks during an interview with Fox News host Lauren Green.
http://www.lovecityfellowship.tv How genuine is your faith? Is your Jesus real or plastic?
Jago Wynne speaks on Luke 15:11-32.
That Little Plastic Jesus - Ryan Goodwin - Monte Vista church of Christ.
00:00 It's so Hard 01:45 Mind Kind 06:36 You Better Fly 11:58 No More Prison 17:05 Burn Baby Burn 23:39 The Passage Way 28:34 Never Play Me 33:16 Naligiyo 39...
Hosted by Cenk Uygur, Ben Mankiewicz, and Mark Thompson. Mark tells a story about when being the voice of cops helped him out. The panel discusses the California plastic bag ban which leads to a conversation about Whole Foods and bread. Cenk and Ben tell a stories about massages. Cenk discusses his hope to remove hockey from the face of the earth. Cenk asks Jesus what he would do about hockey, what would jesus do? Ben discusses his theory about why professional baseball players are such dicks. Cenk tells stories about rugby meatheads. The panel discusses antisemitism. Ben tells a story about his dad trying to broker a peace deal between Nixon's administration and Castro's administration. Cenk discusses women in DC. Is there really sex happening in DC? Mark and Ben weigh in on Cenk's DC theory, having grown up there they have some personal experience with women in DC. The panel goes on to discuss money taking over DC. The panel discusses union power and whether or not the media has any power. Mark and Ben discuss fishing. Mark goes on to discuss what lead him to be a strident vegan and environmentalist. The panel discuss the recent Facebook post by Sarah Palin that angered PETA.
Plastic Jesus: Exposing the Hollowness of Comfortable Christianity Last in the series.
Sermon Series: Plastic Jesus Exposing the Hollowness of Comfortable Christianity
Who do you say Jesus is? Your answer to this question is the most important answer you will ever give. Is He the commercialized, plastic Jesus that so often is presented today? Is He the traditional, church-made Jesus that makes you feel warm and fuzzy? Or, is He the living Lord and Christ who is living His life out through your life?
June 5th 2011 - Series-Plastic Jesus-Plastic Worship - Monty Stewart.
June 12, 2011 Sermon Series - Plastic Jesus, Sermon - Plastic Sermons
Plastic Jesus: Exposing the Hollowness of Comfortable Christianity.
Jacob Prasch - Plastic Bible The "Plastic Bible" deals with how we got our modern translations and how the Bible has now devolved into opinions of men. Moriel Ministries: http://www.moriel.org
Be prayerful in ALL that you watch and listen to. satan is deceiving many in this hour! Living among this dark kingdom is breaking my heart and the heart of JESUS daily. This world is plastic. satan has so many fooled =( There are many flatterers upon this earth that are speaking a false peace to the multitudes of people who are listening and are falsely comforted. They remain distracted with the temporary comforts of the flesh, religion and gods of their own imaginations. Most are in a spiritual slumber about whats coming upon this earth as MOST are ignoring the voice of JESUS. JESUS will NOT defend a people who have turned their backs upon Him (unless they repent), nor will my God defend a strange land that continues to break His heart with their sins that reach unto the heavens. MANY are claiming to have dreams that speak of a false peace that is coming for Christians, and many are posting dreams about the rapturing of the church BEFORE tribulation. JESUS did NOT command them to post a false hope for the body of Christ, many are stumbling and led astray by such things. WE MUST BE READY to be persecuted by the world and some of The Lords children will even be KILLED as JESUS talked about in REVELATION. We are the last generation and we are living in the most devastating time in human history. Will you be prepared???? Please SEEK JESUS for all things. Jeremiah 23 v21-40 I have not sent these prophets, yet they ran: I have not spoken to them, yet they prophesied. 22But if they had stood in my counsel, and had caused my people to hear my words, then they should have turned them from their evil way, and from the evil of their doings. 23Am I a God at hand, saith the LORD, and not a God afar off? 24Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD. 25I have heard what the prophets said, that prophesy lies in my name, saying, I have dreamed, I have dreamed. 26How long shall this be in the heart of the prophets that prophesy lies? yea, they are prophets of the deceit of their own heart; 27Which think to cause my people to forget my name by their dreams which they tell every man to his neighbour, as their fathers have forgotten my name for Baal. 28The prophet that hath a dream, let him tell a dream; and he that hath my word, let him speak my word faithfully. What is the chaff to the wheat? saith the LORD. 29Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces? 30Therefore, behold, I am against the prophets, saith the LORD, that steal my words every one from his neighbour. 31Behold, I am against the prophets, saith the LORD, that use their tongues, and say, He saith. 32Behold, I am against them that prophesy false dreams, saith the LORD, and do tell them, and cause my people to err by their lies, and by their lightness; yet I sent them not, nor commanded them: therefore they shall not profit this people at all, saith the LORD. 33And when this people, or the prophet, or a priest, shall ask thee, saying, What is the burden of the LORD? thou shalt then say unto them, What burden? I will even forsake you, saith the LORD. 34And as for the prophet, and the priest, and the people, that shall say, The burden of the LORD, I will even punish that man and his house. 35Thus shall ye say every one to his neighbour, and every one to his brother, What hath the LORD answered? and, What hath the LORD spoken? 36And the burden of the LORD shall ye mention no more: for every man's word shall be his burden; for ye have perverted the words of the living God, of the LORD of hosts our God. 37Thus shalt thou say to the prophet, What hath the LORD answered thee? and, What hath the LORD spoken? 38But since ye say, The burden of the LORD; therefore thus saith the LORD; Because ye say this word, The burden of the LORD, and I have sent unto you, saying, Ye shall not say, The burden of the LORD; 39Therefore, behold, I, even I, will utterly forget you, and I will forsake you, and the city that I gave you and your fathers, and cast you out of my presence: 40And I will bring an everlasting reproach upon you, and a perpetual shame, which shall not be forgotten. http://ignite4christ.wordpress.com/2012/09/22/destruction-is-coming/
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The Fight: A Study of I & II Timothy Roles in Worship I Timothy 2:8-15 This message looks at the controversial subject of roles in worship. Not like fresh hot buttered rolls, although that sounds like a great way to boost attendance. Instead, these roles are as old as creation, the roles of men and women. Controversial? Yes, it's no wonder you hardly ever hear a sermon on this passage. Pastor Todd Gray August 4, 2013 The video referenced at the first of the message is "Plastic Jesus" by IgniterMedia: http://www.ignitermedia.com/products/1346-plastic-jesus .
Transmissions from the Satellite Heart is The Flaming Lips' sixth album, released in 1993. "Turn It On" 0:00 "Pilot Can at the Queer of God" 4:39 "Oh, My Pre...
1. "Plastic Soldiers" 5:04 2. "Creep in a T-Shirt" 3:54 3. "Evil Friends" 3:36 4. "Modern Jesus" 3:14 5. "Hip Hop Kids" 3:28 6. "Atomic Man" 3:48 7. "Sea of Air" 4:22 8. "Waves" 4:52 9. "Holy Roller (Hallelujah)" 3:21 10. "Someday Believers" 3:54 11. "Purple Yellow Red and Blue" 4:11 12. "Smile" 4:51
The life and ministry of Kenneth E. Hagin described by Rev. Hagin himself. This series of messages also detail the eight major visions granted to him by the Lord Jesus Christ. A must to listen !
A sermon preached by Pastor Sean Pease at Impact Baptist Church in Richardson, TX on January 24, 2012. http://FaithFitnessFood.com. Ezra: The Grace of God 24...
This documentary explores the controversy surrounding John Lennon's infamous quote "Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about th...
Based on a true story, Tod Lubitch is born with a deficient immune system (which is unlike being born with AIDS). As such, he must spend the rest of his life in a completely sterile environment. His room is completely hermetically sealed against bacteria and virus, his food is specially prepared, and his only human contact comes in the form of gloved hands. The movie follows his life into a teenager. The movie first aired on November 1, 1976, on the ABC television network. Cast: John Travolta as Tod Lubitch Glynnis O'Connor as Gina Biggs Robert Reed as Johnny Lubitch Diana Hyland as Mickey Lubitch
Spiral 2014 http://plasticviolinsofdarkness.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/pages/Plastic-Violins-Of-Darkness/479087825482316?sk=timeline&ref;=page_internal Space Rock, Leipzig 1. Anima In Herba 2. Spiral 3. Solstice
Jacob Prasch explains the dangers of distorting the Word of God away from the original texts.
Plastic Jesus Naked Prey ℗ 1988 Fundamental Records Released on: 1988-01-05 Music Publisher: Under Plum Geninuss Publishing Auto-generated by YouTube.
Charli Gentry's version of the old song Plastic Jesus on 5 string banjo.
Plastic Jesus Jorma Kaukonen ℗ 2011 Fur Peace Ranch, Inc. (Jorma Kaukonen Catalog) Released on: 2011-02-24 Auto-generated by YouTube.
rough acoustic version.
Official video for 'Jesus is not a Joke' by Blood Plastic. Starring SPOD! as Jesus. Directed by Matt Banham Additional camera work by Romi Graham Filmed entirely on location in New Zealand. No specia
Seasons of the Ukulele 161 - Novelty Songs
At home with Brian.
Performed By Joey Preece, Gaz 'Yeti' Bennett, Moocher Preece and Chris Walters Live @ The Thistleberry Acoustic Collective Open Mic
The Plastic Jesus The Young Norwegians ℗ 2003 Arne Bendiksen Records AS Released on: 2007-02-27 Composer: Trad. Auto-generated by YouTube.
Jesus & the Dinosaurs performing Plastic Cheese at Stork Club in Oakland. February 7th, 2015
Plastic Jesus short version
Plastic Jesus statua degli Oscar sniffa cocaina
Hollywood's Best Party by Plastic Jesus Controversial Street Art at the Oscars 2015 by Plastic Jesus on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hello and Welcome back to NerdoTV - Like and Subscribe for New Videos! http://NerdoTV.com Nerdo Instagram! // http://www.instagram.com/nerdotv Nerdo Twitter! // http://www.twitter.com/iamnerdo Nerdo FaceBook! // http://www.facebook.com/nerdotv "The piece is intended to draw attention to Hollywood's hidden problem of drug addiction that effects hundreds of people in the showbiz industry and is largely ignored until the death of a high profile A list celebrity," photographer Nick Stern, who works with Plastic Jesus, explained of the eye-catching coke sculpture. Plastic Jesus is a Los Angeles based street artist that specialises in bold stencil and installation work, inspired by world news events, society, the urban environment, culture and politics. His work combines humour, irony, criticism and unique opinion to create art that engages on many levels. http://plasticjesus.net/ // http://instagram.com/plasticjesus // http://facebook.com/plasticjesusart // http://plasticjesusart.tumblr.com/
Swampngrass 2015
Haad Rin Pink Plastic Jesus ℗ 2011 Copyright Control Released on: 2011-06-06 Auto-generated by YouTube.
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It is a well known fact that any sin anyone commits is another nail in the body of Jesus.
Big News Network 2015-04-09Local Los Angeles street artist, Plastic Jesus, was stuck in traffic on Melrose Boulevard a few ...
The Examiner 2015-04-09The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints ) Salt Lake City -. The Church of Jesus Christ of ...
noodls 2015-04-09There is no evidence that Jesus or his family members were buried there, certainly not his supposed wife and son.
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StreetInsider 2015-04-09... notification banning the staging of a drama Jesus Christ, Superstar in Kottayam district of Kerala.
Big News Network 2015-04-09New scientific evidence on the tomb of Jesus - and his wife and child - will never be accepted.
Big News Network 2015-04-09JERUSALEM -- On Easter Sunday, millions of Christians around the world will be celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Big News Network 2015-04-09Plastic Jesus, as he's known, has created an installation in Hollywood comprising of parking signs ...
Big News Network 2015-04-09ye hypocrites." The referenced Bible verse is a quote from Jesus Christ, which reads as follows.
The Inquisitr 2015-04-09Some people dispense with any concept of Christ at all, and insist the human Jesus as role model is quite enough.
Otago Daily Times 2015-04-09Likewise Jesus told his disciples that anyone who eats his body and drinks his blood has eternal life (John 6:54
The Examiner 2015-04-09There has always seemed to be a pervasive sense that .
Big News Network 2015-04-09Jesus ( /ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς; 7–2 BC/BCE to 30–36 AD/CE), also referred to as Jesus Christ or simply Christ, is the central figure of Christianity and most Christian denominations venerate him as God the Son incarnated. In Islam, Jesus (in Arabic: عيسى in Islamic usage, commonly transliterated as Isa) is considered one of God's important prophets.
Most modern historians agree that Jesus existed and was a Jewish teacher from Galilee in Roman Judaea, who was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman Prefect, Pontius Pilate. Scholars have offered competing descriptions and portraits of Jesus, which at times share a number of overlapping attributes, such as a rabbi, a charismatic healer, the leader of an apocalyptic movement, a self-described Messiah, a sage and philosopher, or a social reformer who preached of the "Kingdom of God" as a means for personal and egalitarian social transformation. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Jesus' life.
Jello Biafra (born Eric Reed Boucher; June 17, 1958, Boulder, Colorado) is an American musician, spoken word artist and leading figure of the Green Party of the United States. Biafra first gained attention as the lead singer and songwriter for San Francisco punk rock band Dead Kennedys. After he left the band, he took over the influential independent record label Alternative Tentacles, which he had co-founded in 1979 with Dead Kennedys bandmate East Bay Ray. Although now focused primarily on spoken word, he has continued as a musician in numerous collaborations.
Politically, Biafra is a member of the Green Party of the United States and actively supports various political causes. He ran for the party's Presidential nomination in 2000, finishing second to Ralph Nader. He is a staunch believer in free society, which is not to be confused with libertarianism or voluntary society (voluntaryism), who utilizes shock value and advocates direct action and pranksterism in the name of political causes. Biafra is known to use absurdist media tactics, in the leftist tradition of the Yippies, to highlight issues of civil rights and social justice.
I don't care if it
Rains or freezes
As long as I've got my
Plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard
Of my car
Through my trials
And tribulations
And my travels
Through the nation
With my plastic Jesus
I'll go far
Ridin' down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead
But he don't mind
Trouble comin'
He don't see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind
With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say damn
I can let all my curses roll
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear
'Cos he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic
Saved my soul
With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
An if I weave around at night
Policemen think I'm very tight
They never find my bottle
Though they ask
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off you see
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
Woa Woa Woa
Save me
I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel that I'm protected amply
I've got the love of the whole damn family
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
With my plastic Jesus
I said goodbye
And I'll go far
And I said with my plastic Jesus
I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car
When I'm goin' fornicatin'
I've got my ceramic Satan
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Away in the manger
No crib for his bed
That's the story
That they to told you
When they tucked you in
The little Lord Jesus
Lay down his sweet head
They never told you
That's not where the story really ends
Plastic Jesus
Is plugged in
On each and every Christmas day
Plastic Jesus
You will melt
You don't mean a thing to me
Plastic Jesus
Mannequin
A statue that is not even real
The little man hanging
From the cross on your neck
False advertisement
Cause the man you wear
Is no longer dead
Make a little gesture
For the whole world to see
Just a motion that you go through
When you pray and eat
Plastic Jesus
On the shelf
Tell me how can he save himself
Plastic Jesus
You will melt
You don't mean a thing to me
Plastic Jesus
Mannequin
A statue that is not even real
Mary had a little lamb (x8)
Wash me clean cause I'm dirty dirty
Wash me clean so I'm pretty pretty (x4)
Bouncin' on the dashboardBoppin' to the beat
To every bump in the road
Every hole in the street
Bought him at the Walmart
Got 'em on sale
The last one sittin' there dusty on the shelf
It's just a tiny figurine...
But are we missin' what it means...
We got crosses on our necks
Bibles in hand
When the sun comes out
We make our own plans
We pull him out when we need him
Put him back when we're done
Ain't no way to treat god's only son...
If we only wanna hear him
When his words will please us
Then we might as well be prayin' to a Plastic Jesus
Ol' Miss Jackson
At the end of the block
She built her life
Upon that rock
Everyday of the week
She walks that walk
And when she goes to speak
The spirit talks
It do us some good to heed that warning
It ain't just about Sunday morning
Lord, knows we'd be better off
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got that plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
'Tho I'm going ninety I ain't scary
'Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Well, you may think your Virgin's the most
But I got a statue of the Holy Ghost
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Yeah, I don't worry nor do I bother
'Cause I got a statue of God the Father
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Oh yes, I know I'm near divinity
When I've got the Holy Trinity
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribualtions
We will travel every nation
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
CHORUS
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations
We will travel every nation
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
Riding down a thorooughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind
Trouble coming He don't see
He just keeps His eye on me
ANd any other thing that lies behind
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dasboard of my car
Though the sunshine on his back
Makes Him peel, chip and crack
A little patching keeps Him up to par
When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow the horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
Trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it for sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far
If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we wreck he'll leave a scar
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once His robe was snowy white
Not it isn't quite so bright
From the moment that you're born
from the moment that you're concieved
from your first step across the room
'till you first stand to pee
You're filled with hate
You're filled with lies
You're force fed foolish pride
Until one day you'll just wake up dead
because you dreamed you were never alive
You fear life not death
While you're busy watching Romper Room
Your kid's being brainwashed by Sesame Street
He's filled with hate
He's filled with greed
He's force fed foolish pride
Until one day he'll just wake up dead
because he dreamed he was never alive
I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell
Drivin' at ninety, I ain't scary
'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell
Drivin' at ninety, I ain't scary
'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Away in the manger
No crib for his bed
That's the story
That they to told you
When they tucked you in
The little Lord Jesus
Lay down his sweet head
They never told you
That's not where the story really ends
Plastic Jesus
Is plugged in
On each and every Christmas day
Plastic Jesus
You will melt
You don't mean a thing to me
Plastic Jesus
Mannequin
A statue that is not even real
The little man hanging
From the cross on your neck
False advertisement
Cause the man you wear
Is no longer dead
Make a little gesture
For the whole world to see
Just a motion that you go through
When you pray and eat
Plastic Jesus
On the shelf
Tell me how can he save himself
Plastic Jesus
You will melt
You don't mean a thing to me
Plastic Jesus
Mannequin
A statue that is not even real
Mary had a little lamb (x8)
Wash me clean cause I'm dirty dirty