Rembrandt (1606-1669) was a renowned Dutch painter. The name may be also refer to:
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You cannot escape your destiny
You cannot escape your destiny
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FBI agent Malcolm Turner and his son, Trent, go undercover at an all-girls performing arts school after Trent witnesses a murder. Posing as Big Momma and Charmaine, they must find the murderer before he finds them.
Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, critically-bashed, punctuation-in-title, sequel, third-part
Momma's got back-up.
Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.
Big Momma: Child, Like my Aunt Yorima used to say: Its better to be alone with yourself for the rest of your life, than to be together with bad company for a minute.
Plot
J'accuse is an 'essay-istic' documentary in which Greenaway's fierce criticism of today's visual illiteracy is argued by means of a forensic search of Rembrandt's Nightwatch. Greenaway explains the background, the context, the conspiracy, the murder and the motives of all its 34 painted characters who have conspired to kill for their combined self-advantage. Greenaway leads us through Rembrandt's paintings into 17th century Amsterdam. He paints a world that is democratic in principle, but is almost entirely ruled by twelve families. The notion exists of these regents as charitable and compassionate beings. However, reality was different.
Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, art, assassination, criticism, cross-examination, cult-director, dutch, ellipsis-in-title, exclamation-point-in-title, male-full-frontal-nudity
Peter Greenaway: Most people are visually illiterate. Why should it be otherwise? We have a text based culture. Our educational systems teach us to value text over image which is one of the reasons we have such an impoverished cinema.
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Harry Griswald is a NYPD cop who is possessed with the spirit of a great Kabuki master. This has made him 'the chosen one' to do battle with 'the evil one'. He is also out to do good deeds and fight crime in the name of the law. The only problem is that a number of corrupt people in the community and their henchmen want him dead so that they can gain power when 'the evil one' come to take over the world. Sgt. Kabukiman must use his special superpowers to outsmart and out-fight the bad guys.
Keywords: absurd-humor, absurd-violence, acronym-in-title, b-movie, blood, character-name-in-title, child-murder, church, clown, corrupt-businessman
Fatal Sushi ... Lethal Chopsticks .. And As American As Apple Pie!
Jughead: Who are you?::Sergeant Kabukiman: [looks into camera, then back at Jughead] I'm Kabukiman. [reference to the 1989 version of Batman]
Sergeant Kabukiman: I like a dog-faced monkey that has an appreciation for expensive sports cars.
Lotus: Remove yourself from my body, you filthy oaf!
Female Reporter: How did you feel when you saw rivulets of blood flowing down his beautiful kabuki costume?
Reginald Stuart: It has begun! My time has come!
Sergeant Kabukiman: I was depressed, I was confused and I was turning Japanese.
Lotus: At the end of Mercury's next journey, the Dragon shall dance through the hoop of Jupiter. If at that moment the Monkey will ride the Jaguar and the Tiger will feast on the Nubile, the order of the Universe will be such that the Evil One will reign supreme for Eternity!