'Matt Damon' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Team America: World Police (2004)

Taglines:

Putting The "F" Back In Freedom.
Freedom Hangs By A Thread.

Quotes:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".::Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.::Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.::Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...::Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.::Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.

Chris: All right, we fuckin' did it.

Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.

Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

Kim Jong Il: I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

Kim Jong Il: You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Actors Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), David Michie (actor), Daran Norris (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor),

Saltlake Van Sant (2003)

Actors Matt Damon (actor), Felix Andrew (director), Felix Andrew (editor),

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Taglines:

Hollywood had it coming
Someone is making their life story into a movie, and they haven't been paid. So they're on their way to Hollywood to get even.
Scooping the Money!
Scooping the Monkey
Strike Back... August 24th 2001

Quotes:

Jay: Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

Sissy: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck::[referring to Silent Bob]::Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.::Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.::Jay: What buzz?::Holden: The Internet buzz.::Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?::Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?::Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.::Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.::Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.::Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!::Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.::Jay: Yeah.

Tricia Jones: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Well! That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up.::Alyssa Jones: Yeah, sis. But it was better than "Mallrats". At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it.::Tricia Jones: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"?::Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? That would never work as a movie.

Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie?::Holden: No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.::Jay: Who?::Holden: You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?::Jay: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?::Holden: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".::Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.

Jay: Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!

Chaka's Production Assistant: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.::Chaka Luther King: [slaps it out his hands] Get that shit the fuck out of here.

Actors Mark Hamill (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Paul Dini (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Jason Biggs (actor), Diedrich Bader (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Paul Dini (actor), George Carlin (actor), Wes Craven (actor), Matt Damon (actor), Matt Damon (actor), William B. Davis (actor), Zak Knutson (actor), Jamie Kennedy (actor),

Damon, Matt Filmography

• A Foreigner 2015, role: director, Play in Full Screen
• Interstellar 2014, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Years of Living Dangerously 2014, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Monuments Men 2014, role: actor, character name: James Rorimer Play in Full Screen
• The Zero Theorem 2013, role: actor, character name: Management Play in Full Screen
• Les Coulisses des Golden Globes 2013, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Journey to Elysium: A Filmaker's Log: Capturing Elysium 2013, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards 2013, role: actor, character name: Nominee Play in Full Screen
• Elysium 2013, role: actor, character name: Max Play in Full Screen
• The Hero, the Psychopath and the Characters of Elysium 2013, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Man Who Saved the World 2013, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Behind the Candelabra 2013, role: actor, character name: Scott Thorson Play in Full Screen
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards 2013, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter Play in Full Screen
• Promised Land 2012, role: actor, character name: Steve Butler Play in Full Screen
• Inside Fenway Park: An Icon at 100 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself - Narrator Play in Full Screen
• Radioman 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Stand Up to Cancer 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• G4 Presents Comic Con 2012 Live 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Promised Land 2012, role: producer, Play in Full Screen
• Promised Land 2012, role: writer, Play in Full Screen
• American Teacher 2011, role: actor, character name: Narrator Play in Full Screen
• We Bought a Zoo 2011, role: actor, character name: Benjamin Mee Play in Full Screen
• 16th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself - Joel Siegel Award Recipient Play in Full Screen
• His Way 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Contagion 2011, role: actor, character name: Mitch Emhoff Play in Full Screen
• A Decade of Difference: A Concert Celebrating 10 Years of the William J. Clinton Foundation 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Happy Feet Two 2011, role: actor, character name: Bill the Krill Play in Full Screen
• Clinton Foundation: Celebrity Division 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter: Cecil B. DeMille Award Play in Full Screen
• Unite for Japan 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Margaret 2011, role: actor, character name: Mr. Aaron Play in Full Screen
• The Adjustment Bureau 2011, role: actor, character name: David Norris Play in Full Screen
• Unauthorized: The Harvey Weinstein Project 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Inside 'The Green Zone' 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Plan B 2010, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• True Grit 2010, role: actor, character name: LaBoeuf Play in Full Screen
• Green Zone 2010, role: actor, character name: Miller Play in Full Screen
• Teenage Paparazzo 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Orange British Academy Film Awards: Red Carpet 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Inside Job 2010, role: actor, character name: Narrator Play in Full Screen
• Hollywood Salutes Matt Damon: An American Cinematheque Tribute 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 82nd Annual Academy Awards 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Supporting Role & Presenter: Best Documentary Feature Play in Full Screen
• Ponyo: The Producer's Perspective - Telling the Story 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy & Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture Play in Full Screen
• Ponyo: The Nursery 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Matt Damon: Ready for Action 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Ponyo: Behind the Microphone - The Voices of Ponyo 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen

Famous quotes by Matt Damon:

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  Meat Manshow lyrics

  Meat Man

  Oh, they call me the meat man
  Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
  Hear I'm the meat man, baby
  Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
  I got jaws like a bear trap
  Teeth like a razor
  Got a Maytag tongue
  With a sensitive taste
  A born in Texas
  A land of beef
  Never cared much for greens
  Ya' oughta heard I like meat
  I'm the meat man
  Woo, oughta see me eat, now
  Whoa, I'm the meat man, baby
  Ya oughta see me eat, now
  I been down to Macon, Georgia
  I ate the furs off a Georgia peach
  Plucked me a chicken in Memphis
  Mama, I still got feathers in my teeth
  Ate a pound of pork Huntsville, Alabama
  From a fine Alabama hog
  I went to Dallas, Texas
  Got no love, my baby left me
  Fed the bone to a Louisiana dog
  Hear me talkin'
  A meat man
  Woo, meat man!
  Yeah, I'm a meat man, baby
  Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
  'That's right!'
  (instrumental & piano)
  'Think about it, baby!'
  Yea-ea-eah, it don't make me no difference
  Just as long as it's good meat!
  I ain't got no preference
  If it's dog or rat, I eat
  It don't a-have to be U.S. Governmental grade
  With stamp a-no Grade 'A' seal
  As long as it lean, it full-a protein
  I'm gonna damn sho' get my fill
  Oh well, they call me the
  Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat
  Meat, meat, meat, meat, man
  Hey!
  Meat man! Hoo!
  (instrumental, guitar & piano)
  Spoken announcer:
  'Let's hear it, Jerry Lee lewis!
  J.L.L. 'Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!'
  Thank you very kindly, ladies and gentlemen.
  It's been a great pleasure to be here in Worcester
  Massachusetts. You're great folks. We look forward
  to coming back real soon I guarantee you.
  It's been a treat, really. I'd like to thank all the
  guys

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  Mt. Moneyshow lyrics

  Mt. Money

  Ain't holding on to nothing, I've been trained to...
  Take your favorite place, I get the plan, we gone
  Roll up the marijuana right where my job is
  Getting all this money got me living lawless
  Popping hella bottles don't care what it costs
  Started small time, now my diamond flawless
  Fuck you talking bout bitch my new watch just changed the game
  Rich and all my niggas ball and call me major pain
  I just spent some racks on all this fabric
  And my style it say she got it
  Swear to god is just like magic, cause the store it didn't have it
  My flow is supersonic, bitch I'm floating off that chronic
  Champagne, I got lot of it, if it's new then I'm rocking it
  Climbing all my money, standing on top of it
  New chainz I got 2 of those, lot of haters we through with those
  Get money and get more x 2
  I... to smoking some og, used to burn about an ozzie
  Sold weed that was '03
  Now a nigga need 4 keyz, bare arms, no sleeves
  My cappy short, no jeans
  Shawn... motherfuck that codeine
  I'm east side, so what, bitch niggas got no nuts
  ... we grown ups,... chrome tucked
  And a bad bitch that I won't fuck
  And if her head good, she might get her toes up
  High socks I'm low cut, fat spliff I don't roll blunts
  You shine while I glow chump...
  Not a day that I'm sober, on the block and I'm posted
  ... we toastin'
  Champagne, I got lot of it, if it's new then I'm rocking it
  Climbing all my money, standing on top of it
  New chainz I got 2 of those, lot of haters we through with those

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  Mad Manshow lyrics

  Mad Man

  He's old and cranky and he's got white hair
  He yells at us in his underwear
  He'll attach you like a crazed bear
  But come on in, don't be scared
  Mad man, he'll kick down the door
  Mad man, he'll call you a whore
  Mad man, he'll brand you a slut
  Mad man, he'll kick your butt!
  You pay the bills, I live in your place
  I'll do what you say for my dwelling space
  I'll do your dishes, I'll wash the floor
  Just please don't kick down our jam room door
  Mad man, he'll kick down the door
  Mad man, he'll call you a whore
  Mad man, he'll brand you a slut
  Mad man, he'll kick your butt!
  You hit my friends and cut down blacks
  Proves again what your mind lacks
  You back the klan
  I've got to
  Change my nazi dad
  Change my nazi dad

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  Mad Manshow lyrics

  Mad Man

  "Mad Man"
  by DRI
  He's old and cranky and he's got white hair
  He yells at us in his underwear
  He'll attack you like a crazed bear
  But come on in don't be scared
  mad man He'll kick down the door
  Mad man he'll call you a whore
  Mad man he'll brand you a slut
  Mad man he'll kick your butt!
  You pay the bills, I live in your place
  I'll do what you say for my dwelling place
  I'll do your dishes I'll wash your floor
  Just please don't kick down our jam room door
  Mad man He'll kick down the door
  Mad man he'll call you a whore
  Mad man he'll brand you a slut
  mad man he'll kick your butt!
  You hit my friends and cut down blacks
  Proves again what your mind lacks
  You back the Klan
  I've got to
  Change my Nazi dad
  Change my Nazi dad

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  My Hoodshow lyrics

  My Hood

  [Intro: Little kids singing]
  La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
  La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
  La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
  [Verse 1: Maino]
  Yo, I'm from where, you might not make it to see 25
  Get the wrong judge? You might see 25
  It hurts here - hard to sleep through nights
  Need a gun & a good set of eyes just to get through life (damn)
  From where dudes stand around the corners & pump rocks
  To make it off the street, all depends on your jumpshot (word)
  The drugs, the fiends, the pimps, the hoes
  & what you call the slums, I call home (I'm home)
  The funerals, the tears, little girls with kids
  The murals of the friends that we lost through the years (we miss you)
  Kids can't learn 'cause school is overcrowded
  But they got cells for 'em though they say it's overcrowded (it's crazy)
  I can't lie, take a look around, it's hell here (it's hell here)
  But somethin' keeps me grounded 'cause Lord I'm still here (I'm here)
  The love I feel is hard to explain
  I could live anywhere but nothing's the same as
  [Chorus: Maino (little kids)]
  (My hood) everything ain't peaches & cream in (my hood)
  Even though it ain't much it's (my hood)
  Take a look what you seen in (my hood)
  'Cause I ain't gon' ever give up on (my hood)
  Maybe I'm just too stuck in (my hood)
  'Cause I ain't gon' turn my back on (my hood)
  Come through, I get love from (my hood)
  'Cause I'm gon' always come back to (my hood)
  [Verse 2: Maino]
  Where I seen my man die in front of me (Curtis!)
  Seen my pops get high right in front of me
  Cops said somebody said I had a gun on me
  I guess that's why they keep me while I had the cuffs on me
  Around here ain't no hope for each other
  'Cause up the block somebody sold dope to my mother
  Please tell me how we 'posed to recover
  When them gunshots touch more people than them songs from Usher (yeah)
  And it don't help seein' all my men get burried
  We should've RIOT when them pigs killed Timothy Stansbury
  Everybody's on parole or probation
  Or on the run or just caught court cases
  Hustlers & con artists & narc faces
  On the same strip chickenheads is car chasin' (what up?)
  Deep down, know it's a better place to be
  But still, I can't seem to get myself to leave
  [Chorus: Maino (little kids)]
  [Verse 3: Maino]
  You might just speak with a different slang
  But 'round the world every hood is the same (the same)
  The dice games, the projects, the cars, & the corner stores
  The barber shops, weed spots, & the liquor stores (yeah)
  Niggas bring them bikes out in the summer time (haha!)
  The hood is a bitch but dawg, she's fun at times (uh huh)
  Everybody plays ball or they tryna rhyme
  My homie just came home for the hundredth time
  At night time mami, get yo' kid (whoa)
  'Cause when them shells start flyin', don't let 'em hit yo' kid
  Petty thieves & stick-up kids, drug businesses
  Sluts suck any dick they get (oh)
  Young girls with men names tattooed on 'em
  With all this AIDS & shit, can't go raw in 'em
  Look dawg, my son is my life, when I'm done with my life
  The only place that I'd rather die is

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  Mad Manshow lyrics

  Mad Man

  He's old and cranky and he's got white hair
  He yells at us in his underwear
  He'll attach you like a crazed bear
  But come on in, don't be scared
  Mad man, he'll kick down the door
  Mad man, he'll call you a whore
  Mad man, he'll brand you a slut
  Mad man, he'll kick your butt!
  You pay the bills, i live in your place
  I'll do what you say for my dwelling space
  I'll do your dishes, i'll wash the floor
  Just please don't kick down our jam room door
  Mad man, he'll kick down the door
  Mad man, he'll call you a whore
  Mad man, he'll brand you a slut
  Mad man, he'll kick your butt!
  You hit my friends and cut down blacks
  Proves again what your mind lacks
  You back the klan
  I've got to
  Change my nazi dad
  Change my nazi dad

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  Mad Manshow lyrics

  Mad Man

  Mad man he operated, he opened up went in and seperated.
  he mad a mess - tried to restore but it was all in vain.
  That's what I get when the holding th knife answers to the name.
  Mad mad mad.
  Mad man he operated, and what I before used to have in mind has now evaporated.
  Mad man woke me up and said he'd fixed the leak
  but now I can't walk and I believe I stu..stu..stutter when I speak.
  Mad mad mad.
  I get the feeling that I've been cutdown - cutdown.
  Yeah I get the feeling that I've been cutdown - cutdown.
  In a sort of scientific way.
  Mad man he operatedf, he opened up went in and seperated.
  He made a mess - tried to restore but it was all in vain.
  That's what I get when the one holding the knife answers to the name.....

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  Mad Manshow lyrics

  Mad Man

  Mad man he operated, he opened up went in and seperated.
  he mad a mess - tried to restore but it was all in vain.
  That's what I get when the holding th knife answers to the name.
  Mad mad mad.
  Mad man he operated, and what I before used to have in mind has now evaporated.
  Mad man woke me up and said he'd fixed the leak
  but now I can't walk and I believe I stu..stu..stutter when I speak.
  Mad mad mad.
  I get the feeling that I've been cutdown - cutdown.
  Yeah I get the feeling that I've been cutdown - cutdown.
  In a sort of scientific way.
  Mad man he operatedf, he opened up went in and seperated.
  He made a mess - tried to restore but it was all in vain.

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  Mad Manshow lyrics

  Mad Man

  In the world where we live from day to day
  Lives a man who sees only one way
  Stalking the night for a weak, yeah, that`s his prey
  On the loose he`s dressed to kill, another victim, that`s his thrill
  His eyes glow of violence and abomination
  He`s watching you every more always ahead of the game
  He knows where he can always find you
  You`re just a number to this dangerous man
  You can lie there bleeding while he`s laughing
  Mad man, can it be he`s after you
  Or is he more than a mad man comes for you
  In a rage he`s on the loose
  Step by step he crawls inside you and turns your insides out
  As you allow him, he will overtake you
  You have two ways to choose, but you`ve broken all the rules
  And now you need someone to save you
  You can put an end to his disastrous ways
  Call up the lord and he will free you
  Mad man, can it be he`s after you
  Or is he more than a mad man comes for you
  In a rage he`s on the loose
  Deep inside you can find the answer and he can wipe your tears away
  Your tears away
  Receive him now don`t reject him, Oh, he`s god, oh don`t you dare ?
  From there isn`t a holiday
  You might not ever understand his frustration
  Of watching you throwing your life away
  Now you know you can be free, truly free
  `Cause he is calling out to your name
  Why don`t you see that he is the healer
  Mad man, can it be he`s after you
  Or is he more than a mad man comes for you

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  Mad Mannshow lyrics

  Mad Mann

  [Chorus x2: samples from "Knife Edge" by Emerson, Lake & Palmer]
  "Just a step, cried the sad man"
  "Take a look down at the madman"
  "Only fear breaks the silence"
  "Take a look down at the madman"
  [Sean Price]
  Take a good look, at a mad man
  I got mad plans, I got mad stans
  I used to rap, but I deaded the plan
  With up town, cop hard, twenty seven, the gram
  Yo, I ain't with that, this and the third
  I'm only with fat dick in ya bird, you know me bitch
  Slap shit out ya word, must look like a joke to ya
  Pull out the knife and watch it poke through ya
  Lightin' the dope, fuck pops, fighting my folks
  Walk the street strapped, extra clip inside of my coat
  I'm a motherfuckin' mad man, off the chain
  Cranium crap, when gun clap, off with ya brain, bitch
  [Chorus]
  [Sean Price]
  I'm all tight with it, you all right with it
  You type nice but not, Sean Price with it
  You got a ring in the rolly, but that ain't ice tinted
  You coppin' pies, don't get mad when I slice in it
  Cee'lo trip six bitch, throw some dice on it
  Four chicken wings, throw some fried rice on it
  Get a car, and I throw some two o's on it
  Dick is hard, so I throw a few hoes on it
  Yo, it's nothing you can tell me or say
  You funny nigga, Bill Bellamy, gay, uh
  Yo, I'm a mad man, off of the chain
  Cranium crap, when gun clap, off with ya brain, bitch
  [Chorus]
  [Sean Price]
  Aiyo, I need dollar, so I'm beefin' niggaz up
  In the game, with a tat, like Rasheed Wallace
  Lovin' rap since Afrika Bam'
  But that ain't stoppin' me from clappin' ya fam
  Wrapping crack in Saran, stackin' macs up in the van
  I'm packing, what the fuck is the plan, yo
  I'm a two face snake in the grass, call me a klepto
  Who dick get hard from watch Money Love on Metro
  I rock, Mecca, Polo, Iceberg, Fubu, but Ecko I rock
  Better solo, fight, hurt, shoot you and jet yo
  Get it, I said, I rock Mecca, Polo, Iceberg, Fubu, but Ecko I rock
  Better solo, fight, hurt, shoot you and jet yo

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  Mad Manshow lyrics

  Mad Man

  I'm a demon of dread
  I've got the twisted head
  My mind does it spin
  >From a creature within
  Living my life
  With this strange human flesh
  I'll only start living
  After my so called death
  Mad man
  Through my brain it is spread
  Time and again it's been said
  Demons, creatures
  Listen to me
  I don't wanna be
  The same fucking freak
  I'm filled with pain
  They are trying to make me sane
  I'm screaming with fear
  But no one will hear
  People talk
  but who knows what they speak
  Running in circles
  Like a maniac freak
  Demons, creatures
  Listen to me
  I wanna set free

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  Mad Man

  I'll let go,
  I'll fight for you until I drop
  So get ready,
  My love is steady
  It won't slow
  And it won't stop
  Jay:
  Maybe I'm a mad man
  Maybe I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
  But you won't see a sad man
  When you're looking at me
  Tom:
  They can call me crazy
  But what good is a life behind the door,
  And I've been living lately
  When you're looking at me
  All:
  I'll let go,
  I'll fight for you until I drop
  So get ready,
  My love is steady
  It won't slow
  And it won't stop
  Nath:
  It's like my nerves are set on fire
  It's like a fuse growing in my brain
  The sun is rising and we're not tired
  We'll be dancing on for days
  Jay:
  Maybe I'm a mad man
  Maybe I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
  But you won't see a sad man
  When you're looking at me
  And now feels so amazing
  We're vibing on a higher atmosphere
  And you can call me crazy
  But it's so beautiful from here
  All:
  I'll let go,
  I'll fight for you until I drop
  So get ready,
  My love is steady
  It won't slow
  And it won't stop
  Nath:
  It's like my nerves are set on fire
  It's like a fuse blowing in my brain
  The sun is rising and we're not tired
  We'll be dancing on for days (x2)
  Jay:
  And now feels so amazing
  We're vibing on a higher atmosphere
  And you can call me crazy

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  Mad Man

  It's a silent shriek without a soundHe's coming' soon
  to your small town
  He's searching for something he won't find
  He's a mad, mad man with a mad, mad mind
  Half a fifth of Jack Daniels
  He wipes his nose and takes a pull
  He ain't young he ain't old
  He's a troubled man with a morbid soul
  Oh, the mad man cometh
  He don't answer to no one
  He's no ones papa he's no ones son
  He won't sleep till' they're dead
  He's got a swazi on the top of his head
  Down from the heavens from which he fell
  A demon child sent straight from hell
  Throws one more shot of bourbon back
  He's a mean motherfucker; he's a man in black
  Oh, the mad man cometh
  Like the ravage of a holy flood
  Three lay dead in a pool of blood
  Above broken bodies madness stands
  Blood on his beard and blood on his hands
  Hides in the shadows of the still of the night
  You won't see him coming no, no
  Done the dead and flees the scene
  Out of the corner of your eye you see the mad man
  running
  Oh, the mad man cometh
  The pigs are on his heels
  Guns are drawn he's in their sights
  They think they've got their leads
  But he's a friend of the night
  They follow the trail of blood
  Now they know they've got their mark
  But the madman can't be found
  Disappears into the dark
  It's a silent shriek without a sound
  Well he's coming soon to your small town
  He's searching for something he won't find
  He's a mad, mad man with a mad, mad mind
  Like an animal out of his den
  You better hide your money better hide your children
  You can't keep your fear at bay
  Cause the madman roams these streets today

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  Mad Men

  Housed in the setting sun
  The western world has won
  Brought through the times of change
  Voices no longer heard
  If we stand not on the shoulders of giants
  How will we ever see change?
  The faithful man has had his last confession
  We now live for the father of greed
  A creation of loathing and spite
  Mark my words
  We will see darker times
  The darkest times man has known
  We chose to ignore the signs
  Let the mad men free
  The earth must take back
  All that we have stolen
  We will live through blood
  The faithful man has had his last confession
  We now live for the father of greed
  A creation of loathing and spite
  Mark my words
  If we stand not on the shoulders of giants
  How will we ever see change?
  Let the mad men free
  So that we can be
  Sent into the sea
  Let the mad men free
  So that we can be
  Sent into the sea
  Let the mad men free
  So that we can be
  Sent into the sea
  Let the mad men free
  If we stand not on the shoulders of giants
  Then how will we ever see change?
  Let the mad men free
  Let the mad men free
  Housed in the setting sun
  The western world has won
  Brought through the times of change
  Voices no longer heard
  The faithful man has had his last confession
  We now live for the father of greed
  A creation of loathing and spite

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  Mad Man

  Wake up in the mornin'
  See me lyin' here
  Started with a hungerin'
  But I don't see no one near
  Feelin' slightly reckless
  Got to go unwind
  Maybe I should go back home
  And get some piece of mind
  No one knows that I'm here
  And that's alright with me
  There's nothing for me to do
  With people askin' who are you
  Chorus:
  Somethin's wrong with me tonight
  I used to avoid all my fights
  This time I thought I'd face my fears
  I cannot hold back all the tears
  I'm the bad man (Backup)
  That's what they all say (Lead)
  I'm a mad man (Backup)
  They say stay away from me (Lead)
  It don't matter (Backup)
  There's nothing you can see (Lead)
  No one there inside me
  Just an empty soul
  Feel like I'm never worthy
  Inside me there's this huge hole
  Everybody's lookin'
  For what I used to be
  Never seems like I could just
  Start over with a new me
  I'm just an angry shadow
  No one respects me
  Everything I've ever known
  Helped me make it on my own
  Chorus
  Think I'll go away now
  No one wants me there
  I'll just walk until I die
  Through places bright and fair
  I'll be the great wand'rer
  Move from place to place
  The traveler inside me
  Will appear upon my face
  Chorus
  Yeah they say I'm the bad man
  Nobody wants me
  They call me a mad man
  But I'm sad man
  Wake up in the mornin'
  See me lyin' here
  Started with a hungerin'
  But I don't see no one near

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  Mad Man

  There’s a point when a man breaks down
  I am the victim in a haunted town
  My hand is shaking, the ring is gone
  A voice is singing a children song
  I am dead but I` m breathing
  I’ve got a pulse but I´ m far away from life
  My heart is black, my soul is dry
  I cut my selves but I don’t know why
  You keep smiling
  Why you’re eyes shining like the devils warning
  You keep smiling
  I close your eyes
  close your eyes...
  Someone is watching my elbow
  Somebody’s sniffing my knee
  The shirt is bloody, but the wound is hidden
  My mind is trying to see.
  You keep smiling
  Why you’re eyes shining like the devils warning
  You keep smiling
  I close your eyes
  close your eyes...
  I sit on this wheel of fortune
  But I’ve run out of luck!
  My tears are flowing, the end is near
  This is the moment that you ought to fear
  You keep smiling
  Why you’re eyes shining like the devils warning
  You keep smiling
  I close your eyes

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  Mad Men

  So farewell to the King, farewell to the throne
  These are the strangest times I've ever known
  He claims his resignation as power of choice
  I can hear the death in his voice
  So down the rabbit hole we sink into this dream
  Is there nothing in this world that is as it seems?
  With a looking glass that only can reflect the past
  This image of freedom will never last
  Come all you mad men
  Join in the sound till they put us underground
  Buried deep, buried deep where the dead men sleep
  With bellows and screams, we'll all sing
  So loud we drown them out
  Left in the hands of the cruelty of fate
  On a chess board that's never known checkmate
  Annihilation's knocking at my front door
  The scales had to make sure to even the score
  Come all you mad men
  Join in the sound till they put us underground
  Buried deep, buried deep where the dead men sleep
  With bellows and screams, we'll all sing
  So loud we drown them out
  A detailed dissertation of what kills and destroys
  How much of what we say just turns to white noise
  Regardless I'll declare all remarks and jeers
  If only to fall on deaf ears
  Come all you mad men
  Join in the sound till they put us underground
  Buried deep, buried deep where the dead men sleep
  With bellows and screams, we'll all sing
  Come all you mad men
  Join in the sound till they put us underground
  Buried deep, buried deep where the dead men sleep
  With bellows and screams, we'll all sing
  So loud we drown them out