'Weird Al' Yankovic: The Videos (1996)

Actors

• Mel Blanc (actor)
• Mel Blanc (actor)
• Ronald Reagan (actor)
• Danny DeVito (actor)
• Tress MacNeille (actress)
• Dom DeLuise (actor)
• Billy Barty (actor)
• 'Weird Al' Yankovic (actor)
• 'Weird Al' Yankovic (director)
• 'Weird Al' Yankovic (actor)
• Dick Van Patten (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• Kevin McCarthy (actor)
• Michael Keaton (actor)
• Michael Keaton (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Music

The 'Weird Al' Yankovic Video Library: His Greatest Hits (1992)

Actors

• Ronald Reagan (actor)
• Danny DeVito (actor)
• Tress MacNeille (actress)
• Dom DeLuise (actor)
• 'Weird Al' Yankovic (actor)
• 'Weird Al' Yankovic (actor)
• 'Weird Al' Yankovic (director)
• Dick Van Patten (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• Michael Keaton (actor)
• Michael Keaton (actor)
• Maureen Stapleton (actress)
• Marilu Henner (actress)
• Joe Piscopo (actor)
• Don Pardo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Music
• Short

Johnny Dangerously (1984)

Actors

• Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew)
• Danny DeVito (actor)
• Dom DeLuise (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• Vincent Schiavelli (actor)
• Michael Keaton (actor)
• Michael Keaton (actor)
• Alan Hale Jr. (actor)
• Helen Kelly (actress)
• Taylor Negron (actor)
• Maureen Stapleton (actress)
• Griffin Dunne (actor)
• Marilu Henner (actress)
• Chuck Hicks (actor)
• Joe Flaherty (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

WANTED * MICHAEL KEATON * for being wacky, outrageous & rude in the 'new' hit comedy
Organized crime has never been this disorganized
Organized crime has never been so disorganized!

Quotes:

Danny Vermin: I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

Johnny Dangerously: The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously.::Lil: Did you know you're last name is an adverb?

Tommy Kelly: You were gonna take a bullet for me.::Johnny Kelly: Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing.

Johnny Dangerously: I never should have picked a name like that. A name like that you gotta live up to. What's your last name?::Hood: Binderhoff.::Johnny Dangerously: Binderhoff? Perfect. Keep that name and you'll stay out of trouble.

Prisoner: Johnny and the Mothers are playin' Stompin' At the Savoy in Vermont tonight.

Ma Kelly: I love em', but one day I'm gonna knock em' on his ass.

Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!

Johnny Dangerously: The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way.

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once... [Stumbles in pain]

Johnny Kelly: Say kid, what do they call you?::Lil: Impressive.

Shaft's Big Score! (1972)

Actors

• Richard Roundtree (actor)
• Stirling Silliphant (producer)
• Joseph G. Aulisi (costume designer)
• Joe Santos (actor)
• Julius Harris (actor)
• Cihangir Gaffari (actor)
• Moses Gunn (actor)
• Gordon Parks (actor)
• Gordon Parks (composer)
• Gordon Parks (director)
• Ernest Tidyman (writer)
• Don Blakely (actor)
• Ernest Tidyman (producer)
• Drew Bundini Brown (actor)
• Wally Taylor (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Taglines:

A brand new caper.
You liked it before, so he's back with more
Shaft's Back In Action!
Last time he was nice. This time he's ice!

Quotes:

Shaft: [carrying a semi-automatic shotgun] Drop the guns and freeze! When this baby starts kicking, it won't stop. So, nobody get cute!::[a thug goes for his gun and Shaft blows him away]::Shaft: Who's Next?

Shaft: What are you buzzards doing here?::Bumpy Jonas: Well, well. Ha. We go to a lot of funerals, Shaft, Willy and me. One day, we'll drop in on yours.::Willy: Real soon.::Shaft: You're not invited.

Shaft: Do you just sit around and think these things up, or do they just come to you in a flash?

Shaft: [after beating two men unconscious] Let's get the hell outta here.::Willy: You gonna leave him like that? A man can fall out the window, you know. And him, too.::Shaft: Man, don't you know we already got enough shit on the sidewalk?

City That Never Sleeps (1953)

Actors

• Emmett Vogan (actor)
• Roy Barcroft (actor)
• Dale Van Sickel (actor)
• Tom Steele (actor)
• Helen Gibson (actress)
• Edward Arnold (actor)
• Chill Wills (actor)
• Fred Allen (editor)
• R. Dale Butts (composer)
• Marie Windsor (actress)
• Gig Young (actor)
• John H. Auer (director)
• John H. Auer (producer)
• Steve Fisher (writer)
• Wally Cassell (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Film-Noir
• Thriller

Taglines:

...from the Honky Tonks to the penthouses...the creeps, the hoods, the killers come out to war with the city!

Quotes:

Sally 'Angel Face' Connors: When I first came to this town I was gonna be - oh, there were a lot of things I was gonna do. Become famous. But Chicago's the big melting pot, and I got melted, but good.

Sgt. Joe, the 'Voice of Chicago': How did a man in your frame of mind ever become a cop in the first place?

Sgt. Joe, the 'Voice of Chicago': So, you're leaving the police and your wife?::Johnny Kelly: Yeah, starting from scratch.

Penrod Biddel: I tried my best to help you the same as I helped others in the past. You, Lydia, the first time I saw you...::Lydia Biddel: [Interrupting] I was selling coffee and hamburgers behind a counter in a railroad station.::Penrod Biddel: Yes, I had an hour to kill.::Lydia Biddel: [Bitterly] And you used it to murder years of my life.

Sally 'Angel Face' Connors: I know how you feel, Joe.::Johnny Kelly: I don't think you have the slightest idea how I feel.::Sally 'Angel Face' Connors: Why do you say that?::Johnny Kelly: I feel like I'm in a cement mixer getting slowly chopped and pounded to death. I've seen all that I can stand to see.

Hayes Stewart: I've stolen a lot of things in my life but never someone's wife.

Johnny Doughboy (1942)

Actors

• Adele Palmer (costume designer)
• Lloyd Whitlock (actor)
• Sam McDaniel (actor)
• Herbert Evans (actor)
• William Demarest (actor)
• Marlin Skiles (composer)
• Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer (actor)
• Arthur Q. Bryan (actor)
• George 'Spanky' McFarland (actor)
• Cecil Weston (actress)
• Robert Middlemass (actor)
• Norma Varden (actress)
• Ruth Donnelly (actress)
• Nick Castle (miscellaneous crew)
• Jane Withers (actress)

Genres

• Musical

Kelly, Johnny Filmography

• Living the American Nightmare
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Type O Negative: Symphony for the Devil
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Type O Negative: After Dark
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself

Kelly, Johnny Filmography

• Procrastination
  2007, role: writer
• Procrastination
  2007, role: director
• Procrastination
  2007, role: editor

Kelly, Johnny Filmography

• The Picture Bowl
  2010, role: actor , character name: Runner 1

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Good Morning - Gene Kelly
• Good Mornin' - Gene Kelly
• All I Do Is Dream Of You - Gene Kelly
• You Wonderful You (reprise) - Gene Kelly
• You Were Meant for Me - Gene Kelly
• Singing in the Rain - Gene Kelly
• Singin' In The Rain - Gene Kelly
• Moses Supposes - Gene Kelly
• Lions - Jonquil
• Babe So Now Why No - Jonquil
• Whistle Low - Jonquil
• Pencil Paper - Jonquil

Good Morning
Good Morning
We've talked the whole night through
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
Good Morning
Good Morning
It's great to stay up late
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
When the band began to play the stars were shinging bright
Now the milkman's on his way and it's too late to say good night
So, Good Morning
Good Morning
Sun beams will soon smile through
Good Morning
Good Morning to you and you and you and you
Good Morning
Good Morning
We've gabbed the whole night through
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
------------
In the morning
In the morning
It's great to stay up late
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
----------------------
When we left the movie show the future wasn't bright
But came the dawn
the show goes on and I don't want to say good night
So say good morning
Good Morning
Rainbows are shining through
Good Morning
Good Morning
Bonjour (french)
*Monsour
*Buenos Días (spanish)
*Muchas Frías
*Bongiorno (italian)
*Montichorno (not exactly sure what they say here)
*Gutten Morgen (german)
*Blakich Morgen (not exactly sure what they say here)

good mornin'
good mornin'
We've talked the whole night through
good mornin'
good mornin' to you
good mornin'
good mornin'
It's great to stay up late
good mornin'
good mornin' to you
When the band began to play
the stars were shinin' bright.
Now the milkman's on his way,
it's too late to say goodnight.
So, good mornin', good mornin'!
Sunbeams will soon smile through,
good mornin', good mornin', to you, and you, and you, and you!
Good mornin', good mornin'!
We've gabbed the whole night through,
good mornin', good mornin' to you.
nothin' could be grander than to be in lousianna
in the mornin', in the mornin'!
It's great to stay up late!
good mornin', good mornin' to you!
might be just as zippy if we was in Mississippi
when we left the movie show
the future wasn't bright
but came the dawn,
the show goes on
and i don't wanna say good night!
so say good mornin'!
good mornin'!
rainbows are shinin' through
good mornin'!
bonjour!
buenos dias!
bongiorno
Guten Morgen!

All I do is dream of you
The whole night through
With the dawn I still go on
Dreamin' of you.
You're every thought, you're everything,
You're every song I ever sing
Summer, winter, autumn, and spring.
And were there more than 24 hours a day,
They'd be spent in sweet content just dreamin' away.
When the sky's are gray! When the sky's are blue!
Morning, noon, and night-time, too!
All I do the whole day through
Is dream of you-o-u!
It's the cat's meow!
MUSIC
All I do the whole day through

I'm glad I met you
(wonderful is the only word for you.)
You wonderful you.
I can't forget you
(Isn't it grand to find what love can do?)
You Wonderful you.
You're like a breath of spring
(Tell me)
a whole new thing has happened
(All the Pretty things I like to hear... I can see that...)
and without much adiu I look at you and...
There stands love!
My arms around you
(Isn't that what your arms are really for?)
That's wonderful too
So glad I found you
(Looking around I've found there are no more like...)
You, you ho-ho...
Remember finders keepers
losers weepers
and because it's true you're mine now,

Life was a song
You came along
I’ve laid awake the whole night through
If I ever dared
To think you cared
This is what I’d say to you:
You were meant for me
And I was meant for you
Nature patterned you
And when she was done
You were all the sweet things
Rolled up in one
You’re like a plaintive melody
That never lets me free
But I’m content
The angels must have sent you
And they meant you
Just for me
But I’m content
The angels must have sent you
And they meant you

Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo...
I'm singin' in the rain
Just singin' in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again.
I'm laughing at clouds.
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And i'm ready for love.
Let the stromy clouds chase.
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
just singin'
singin' in the rain
dancin' in the rain...
im happy again...

I'm singing in the rain
Just singin' in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singin', singin' in the rain
Dancing in the rain
I'm happy again
I'm singin' and dancing in the rain

"Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
A mose is a mose!
A rose is a rose!
A toes a toes!
Hooptie doodie doodle
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
For Moses he knowses his toeses arent roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Moses
(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)
Moses
(Moses supposes erroneously)
Moses
(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
A Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is
A rose is for Moses as potent as toeses
Couldn't be a lily or a daphi daphi dilli
It's gotta be a rose cuz it rhymes with mose!
Moses!
Moses!
Moses!
(Dance Sequence)

And all the towns we built,
we built them so the lions could escape,
so they could roam in houses of their own.
The council wasn't there, just answer phone
The humans disappeared, they left their homes.
So the lions lived alone.
And all the towns we built,
we built them so the lions could escape,
so they could roam in houses of their own.
The council wasn't there, just answer phone
The humans disappeared, they left their homes.
So the lions lived alone.

Babe if I can call you call that?
It makes me kind of sad that the question could be asked.
What's left to talk about if we'd had that chat?
It's best not to spell it out and leave it at that
So you've got me figured out
you know the right lines and know there not allowed
It was meant to be a real big argument
but when you call me that name it doesn't stand a chance
Now I'm feeling kind of strange
You got me angry but I'm laughing
You've won your little game
now its time to cut it out cause where does this leave me
if I can't even stand my ground and you don't give me a
chance
Why don't we ever sort this out?
Cause you're to preoccupied with winning the next round.
I know said this before maybe a thousand times

I went out today and the pavement shown
the water around as if cause is gone
I heard my shoe scrap across the ground
well the others sound so much louder now
In the shade where no one knows
In the shade he whistle low
In the shade where no one knows
In the shade he whistle low
I went out today and I felt the sun
I forgot last night I know that was dumb
I remember it how is was to be young and
As I laughed out loud I forgot again
In the shade where no one knows
In the shade he whistle low
In the shade where no one knows
In the shade he whistle low
(I went out today and I felt the sun)
In the shade where no one knows
(I forgot last night I know that was dumb)
In the shade he whistle low
(I remember it how is was to be young and )
In the shade where no one knows
(As I laughed out loud I forgot again)

My pockets are full of paper
they document this first day with out her
Famous and worthy of a little light and little figurine
blemished thoughtless and a wash with
tides of better and for worse
And so falling around my fingertips
These scraps are all to prove we're done
Levy swaying formed a band of foxes trough
the water swimming faster now
they reached the town with nothing left to build
And so falling around my fingertips
All these scraps all to prove me wrong
The box they used to lie in
stayed untouched but not for long
but today they stopped needing
quiet so much, as yesterday
The box they used to lie in
stayed untouched but not for long
but today they stopped needing
quiet so much, as yesterday
Oh for shame
Outward blow
You said okay to all the dolls
Don't you cry those tiny eyes
No you don't need anyone
Oh your pets, found what to kill
There okay as is everyone
Don't you cry those tiny eyes