Beverly Hills Ninja is a 1997 American action comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan, written by Mark Feldberg and Mitch Klebanoff, and starring Chris Farley. The main plot revolves around Haru (portrayed by Farley), the white orphan boy was found by a clan of ninjas as an infant in an abandoned treasure chest and was raised by them. Haru never quite conforms to their culture and never acquires the skills of a ninja, but is nonetheless good-natured and persevering in his personal ambitions. His first mission brings him to Beverly Hills to investigate a murder mystery.
Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me
I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppie girls never looked at me
Why should they?
I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rollin' like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between
I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
'Cause I'm the next big thing
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rollin' like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills
The truth is I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're born into
And I just don't belong
No I don't
I'm just a no class, beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rollin' like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
beverly hills, century city everything's so nice & pretty all the people look the same don't they know they're so damn lame? there she goes in a three piece suit spandex pants, cowboy boots i don't know what i'm gonna do i don't know what i'm gonna do! maybe i'll have to even move from... beverly hills, century city everything's so nice & pretty because all the people look the same don't they know they're so damn lame? three piece suit, spandex pants cowboy boots, fiorucci, too! beverly hills, century city!
Growing up TV wasn't all that great
Most every show was a piece of crap
The Seinfeld guy was a little whack
And Friends was stupid as can be
But one day when I came home from school
I went and I turned on my TV
I saw this twenty-something year old crew all
pretending they're in high school
Beverly Hills
90210
(Beverly, Beverly)
Watching that Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
This was my new favorite show
(Beverly, Beverly)
Lovin that Beverly Hills
Brandan's got a different girl each week
They're all so beautiful and clean
But all my prayers were finally answered
When Brenda did Playboy magazine
I wanna watch until till I die
I wanna own the DVDs
Watch them graduate from school
And Donna lose her virginity
Beverly Hills
90210
(Beverly, Beverly)
Watching that Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Valerie is kind of a hoe
(Velerie, she's sleasy)
Lovin that Beverly Hills
The truth is...
I couldn't ever tell my friends
They'd probably think it was kinda gay
But I won't ever stop watching
No I won't
Cause I'm addicted as can be
And I will always be that way
I wanna spend my entire life
Watching the Walshes play
Beverly Hills
90210
(Beverly, Beverly)
Watching that Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Love that show, you don't even know
(Beverly, Beverly)
Lovin that Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills